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If you drive anything less than a V8, if you drive a convertible,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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If you drive anything less than a V8, if you drive a convertible, if you drive an automatic, if you drive a miata, if you drive a civic, I got news for you: you're a bitch female.

Prove me wrong.

>Pro tip: you can't
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Mustangs are like a hammer. I want something like a scapel.
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Also the dsg/ paddle shifters is very important.
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I drive a '17 KIA Sportage.

Seat warmers really thaw the ass out on those cold mornings.
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>>721416520
No
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>>721416520
>KIA

You failed with the make, not just the model. KIAs remind me of Saturn, except KIA likes to masquerade as luxury.
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Guess I'm not a bitch female then.
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>>721416351
Timestamp OP. Plus ford is trash. Mustang is trash. Fuck up old rebuilt dodge.
F O R D
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>>721416351
try to turn...
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I drive a gtr v6
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>>721416351
5.7l master race reporting in.
Can confirm, v6 are bisexuals and v4 are homosexual trap lovers.
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V6 is the biggest it comes with.

>I have a Mustang, I'm better than you

I get the same MPG even though I'm heavier and have 4WD. My insurance is 80 bucks a month with speeding tickets on my record. I don't hydroplane when it sprinkles like you do. Icey hills arent' a problem. Body damage? No fucks, it's a truck, bondo and fiberglass.

Most important, I don't grenade my 4th gear like Mustangs do.
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1.9 TDI Hatch here. Idgaf
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>>721417147
>time stamp
>for a mustang

KEK
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If you dont drive a chevy imapala that is a v8. You are a fucking cuck or jew rab.
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Well I own a Rx7 Fd so what am I?
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>>721416351
>>721417225
this

>>721417196
>>721417323
go suck each other off fags
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>>721417463
A band throwing slow faggot without a timeslip.
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>>721417421
Okay op if its such a simple fucking task then do it bitch. With proif of its trim. Cause if youre gonna get a shitty car might as well get the highest trim. If not. Your a bitch boi cuck lord.
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>>721416351
Miata's are enty-level racing cars.

So...I gonna call you out as not have a single-fuck idea what you are talking about.

Try starting a dubs thread. Keep it real, newfag.
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>>721417459
Chevy Impalas haven't been good since the 60s. Fuck outta here. They've went from being two door classics to ugly 4 door family sedans.
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>>721416351
you are barking on the wrong tree here

are you lost OP? this /b/ - take your Chad stuff somewhere else, where ppl actually give a damn about Chads stuff

>obligatory - OP is faggot
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>>721417575

1996 chevy impala ss. shut up or put up faggot. Its a fucking rocket ship.
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>>721417532
I bet you have a lisp, pussy willow. Let the real car owners talk here. Go back to perming your hair.
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>>721417575
FORD OWNER DETECTED
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>>721417625
>buttmud wannabe Paul Walker detected
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>>721417463
a stupid fuck who likes to break down
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>>721416351
>>721417660
Driver of this car has a small penis.
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>Amerifats trying to feel better about their shitty cars
>mfw 5.7l displacement
>170bhp
>marshmallow suspension
>muh steel, carbon fiber and aluminum are for pussies

The old school muscle cars may be pretty, and make a nice sound. But no way in hell would I ever EVER drive an american car. Ever. They are all garbage. Literally everything that an american car can do, either a european, or a japanese car does far better, period.
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>>721416351
yeah, until someone crashes into you inevitably (hey, car accidents happen and while you may not cause them per se, they may include you) and you die because this shitbox is NCAP 2 stars - on par with chinese production.
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>>721417654
>1996 chevy impala ss.

That car is gay.
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>>721416351
I drive an I4 Ford Ranger (Manual 5-Speed)

What does that mean
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>>721417768
>cock watching
Faggot confirmed
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>Not owning superior cadillac.
>cant even go past 160

STAY MAD CUCKBOIS
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>>721417796
>170bhp

KEK
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>>721417811
Its Gangster. I know people in the outfit who drive it.
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>>721417934
>Its Gangster. I know people in the outfit who drive it.

Shut up wigger.
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>>721416351
Betcha i could knock your ass out. Stop projecting your faggoty insecurites and drive that V8 off a cliff dickhead
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>>721417796
as an European I am really triggered that you dare to say that... I mean, do you have any idea how many shitty car manufactures are there in Europe? Seriously, a 3 cylinder engines and if you want fourth cylinder to keep that fourstroke running balanced, you pay premium price. Oh, any extras will make your car suddenly cost twice as much. But don't worry, your car will break down after 60k kilometers because your dualclutch/variableeverything/electorniceverything/dpf/satnav is designed to last one, maybe 2 generations of the model - then you are suppossed to buy a new one.
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>>721417796
Dear eurocuck please see

>>721417856

Look it up. It wreck anything you fucks brought to the table.
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>>721417800
>NCAP 2 stars
Ford's new muscle car scored a modest 72% in the adult occupant safety section – lower than any car tested in 2016 – but a disappointing 32% for child occupant safety. These are low scores for a newly-designed car, especially from company like Ford, which usually attains the full five stars for its models in Europe.

Ford's decision to omit certain safety features from cars sold in Europe is partially responsible for the low score, according to Thatcham Research, the UK's Euro NCAP centre.
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>>721416351
This is automatically invalided if your v8 is a camaro beccause camaros (anything after 1970s at least) are faggoty
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>>721416351
>You drive a slow, poor handling penis extension car, yet you still find yourself needing a cage.... I guess because all mustang drivers crash everywhere they go.

You're a bitch female and you wasted your money on a car with terrible crash protection btw.

http://www.carmagazine.co.uk/car-news/motoring-issues/2017/ford-mustang-flunks-crash-test-with-two-star-euro-ncap/
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>>721417984
Its fucking italians you gavone.
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V8 or I6. Anything else is for bitches.

And V6 is the worst configuration of any number of cylinders.
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we all know inline 6 is the best engine configuration out there
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>>721416351
i drive an AMC pacer X :ok_hand:
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>>721417532
>Miata's are enty-level racing cars.

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
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>>721416351
Females care about what other people think of them. Food for thought.
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>>721417992
>Betcha i could knock your ass out.

LOOK OUT, WE GOTTA US A TOUGH GUY OVER HERE

SAY THAT TO MY FACE FAGGOT NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
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>v8
Kek
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>>721416351
>overcompensating in a nutshell
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>>721418095
We get it youre hipster.
>>721418087
Lmao what is that. Can it even reach 180?
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>>721417532
Also this. I loved the Miata I drove for a few weeks. It beat GT Mustangs on the street often. That power to weight ratio is killer. I'd love to put 15 pounds down it's throat.


But seriously let's be honest here: if you hate a vehicle because it doesn't have a V8 then you're fucking retarded. And automatics do have their place, sometimes it's just a far better choice. Everything has it's place.

>>721417796
Not entirely true, but mostly true. America never really cared about efficiency, just looks and brute power. I'd still take my Hardbody over any American truck any day though. Damn thing won't die, it gives no fucks.
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>>721418006
>implying us Americans care what some Euroqueer cucked out crash testing company thinks of American muscle

Fuck off Eurofat.

We don't care about safety because V8s.
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If you want serious performance get a sport bike.
Regardless, you reach a point in life where the tickets add up to lose-your-license and getting raped on the insurance level and you stop caring about impressing other men with your vehicle (chicks only care about looks not horsepower) and you get something more reasonable.
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>>721418087
theyre cool engines but theyve been dead for years
hopefully the new merc i6 series brings them back
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>>721418087

This guy gets it.
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Cadillac CTS-V
4 door, reaches 206 Stock. Handling has been made byjesus himself. Can literally wreck any car you fucks throw at it besides Super class. Gas won many medals. Comfy, and luxurious.
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>>721418299
>If you want serious performance get a sport bike.

Yeah, and win yourself a fast trip to the ER, with or without protection.
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>>721418253
hopefully youre talking about miatas with some work done
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You fags don't know shit
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BMW Masterace reporting in, American Cuck wagons aplenty in this thread. Superior German engineering.
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What's wrong with being a bitch female?
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>>721418522
Back to /lgbt/ trans fag
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>>721418497
I drive a VW van that is better than most American shit, again Superior German engineering.
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>>721418497
LMAOOOOOOOOO
POOR QC
GOT ITS ASS HANDED TO BY FORD DODGE AND CHEVY. LMAO. BMW BREAK DOWN AND RAPE YOUR POCKET TO BE FIXED. SERIOUSLY. MAYBE A FEW YEARS AGO EUROCUCK. BUT AMERICA IS BACK. SO ARE OUR CARS BITCH.
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>>721418253

A Miata isn't beating new mustangs unless its boosted and/or swapped. STFU

Miatas are the new ricemobiles, right after the civics.
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Id like to see your shitty v8 try and keep up with my boosted 2j come on try it kiddo, make my day.
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7.3 IDI 200,000 + miles
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>>721418659
>boosted 2j
>boosted

Yeah, and a boosted Coyote could stay with you, if not beat you.
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>>721418721
>>721418659
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>>721418497

Welcome!
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>>721418417
>"Yeah, and win yourself a fast trip to the ER, with or without protection."

Only a pussy thinks like this. Yes, hurting yourself is almost inevitable, but i would rather die doing what i love, than even sit in a slow mustang, thing has a power/weight ratio of like a 90's schoolbus, fucking girls car.
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>>721418781
RWHP? Weight?
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Anything that cannot go past 180 is a cuck car.
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>>721418659
i dont see why you had to chuck boosted, theres no point having a 2jz if it isnt boosted
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>>721418815
No one cares about you bikers. You're irrelevant. Hence the reason why cars don't respect you perpetual revving, lane changing fags and run you off the road.
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Only about 5 of the faggots in this thread actually own a car
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>>721418659
>>721418781

I know a TT lightweight foxbody what would eat your imported POS
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZtmYRtxJoo
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>>721419116
>cadillac

Yawn. Not worth the watch. Grandpa.
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>>721418659
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/city-of-toronto/1994-toyota-supra-turbo-left-hand-drive-no-trades/1159281356

timestamp or gtfo
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lol op said v4. inline 4 you dip. also inline 6 here. doesnt your terminator cobra have a single cam
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>>721419115
Yeah and there are other imported POS that make more power than that fox body can ever make
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>>721419147
Especially when it handed the m series amd amg its ass on a platinium platter. What are you scared of a 1200 horse power caddy.CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK
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>>721418087
Damn right. Some of the best engines in the world have six cylinders, because that's frankly... All you'll ever need.
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>>721419255
>that make more power than that fox body can ever make

That's a bold claim considering a man with enough money can drop almost anything in a foxbody and boost it.

The shell, i.e, the make and model mean nothing. What's under the hood is what matters.
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>>721418928
Doesn't bother me, you're all 5km back down the road behind me, because you're slow and cant drive for shit. Have fun sitting in traffic like some kind of spastic public transport taker.
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>>721419147
Pussy. Dont want to admit were making iur comeback?

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BITCHES BY DESTROYING CUCKS EGO LIKES THIS EUROJDMCUCK
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>>721419270
>1200 horse power caddy.

Having that is like a fat girl with tits, it doesn't count.

No one is gong to be wowed by grandpa's caddy with 1k+ HP, because it's still your grandpas caddy. Yawn.
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>>721419366

Shut up dude. I've seen too many boosted cars smoke bikes on and off the track.
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>>721418497
VANOS mi amigo, VANOS VANOS VANOS. Que, que, que! VANOS!
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>>721419418
Yet it handed amg and bmw its ass. Hmmm guess grandpa fucked you when you were a kid huh?
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>>721419340
Thats kinda what I meant man, the fox body doesnt mean shit because the same can be said about imports.
im not even into imports btw
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>>721416351
5.7 hemi in a ram 1500 4x4. dat ok with you?
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AMG GOT FUCKED BY A 4 DOOR CADDY. OH WHAT A GLORIUS DAY.
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>>721419469
I bet you watch drag racing. which is also for chumps. Because cars and bikes NEVER race on a circuit together.
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>>721419506
I can't care about entry level luxury cars, including BMW, Mercedes, and Cadillac. They're all boring. Too many on the road. I see them all day long in my area. Yes, even high end BMWs, Mercedes, etc. Cookie cutter. Yawn. Don't care.
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>>721419615
>Ricer detected
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>>721419603
>circuit

And who cares about that, only a minority of car enthusiasts. Bikes do drag cars all the time, fag.
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>>721417225
It would be an in line 4
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>>721419694
Hush old man. Go read your morning newspaper and pop a viagra.
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>>721419615
Boy look up cadillac cts v. Then come back and tell me you don't love it. Yiu will change your mind.
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>>721419753
Lol im probably younger than you bitch.
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>>721419773
Grandpa's ricemobile.
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>>721419838
I can sleep at the wheel anytime i like bitch. And i dont feel a god damn bump.
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BA Falcon XR6 Turpo.
Mericans cant steer rear wheel drive.
RIP Aussie Falcoon.
Now we have to get your shit......
Might consider that new Kia though.
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I drive a 2002 Silverado 2500 HD
>lsx variant
>iron vortech lq4 6.0 liter ohv v8
>dual exhaust
>that hydro boost braking power
Headers intake cammed Throttle Body up grade tuned...... Do I qualify /b/?
>also be me 6'1" 180 lb alpha male,
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omg guys a built caddy built a stock high spec vehicle, what a surprise
101mm turbo, not like that would make crazy boost or anything.
fuck off
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>>721419890
Go with caddy, you wont regret it.
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>>721419911
I like you.
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>>721419919
>Demolished amg and m series.
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Challenger scat pack masterrace reporting in.
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>>721419827
>underage b&

>MOM, LOOK, I'M TROLLIN 4CHINS
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>>721416351
I feel objectively superior to you just because of your opinion. But, that said:
>2015 Toyota Corolla LS
>Literally stock, haven't popped the hood more than four times, don't do shit
>Get mad fucking gas mileage, go cross country with my brother, see the Grand Canyon, Vegas, Meteor Crater, and live in Cali now after a life trapped in the rural South(MS)
>I love my car, and I'm a fucking man who fucks bitches.
>t. I've actually got a girlfriend, you fucking weird car-fucking freak.
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>>721419871
Can do the same thing in a Mercedes E class, and it looks a hell of a lot classier.
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>>721420062
Im 19 faggot. My own apartment and my own caddy. Suck on them titties
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>>721420059
>scat pack

Good, because anything below scat pack and SRT isn't enough to move that big ass boat. R/Ts are a fucking joke.
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>>721420081
>2015 Toyota Corolla LS

Stopped reading right there.
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>>721420084
Eh Cadillac and Mercedes. I dont know. One seems old fashioned class. The other seems like a businessman who got a wife who cucks him.
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>>721419418
https://youtu.be/HicEU9snPcc
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>>721420116
>19
>owns a caddy

KEK
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>>721420260
>opened
>seen caddy
>closed
>didn't watch
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>>721420260
Ah beautiful.
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>>721419695
>Yeah, and win yourself a fast trip to the ER, with or without protection.
You must mean most of the world, except america...
>Bikes do drag cars all the time, fag.
wasn't arguing that they dont, its not an interesting form of racing. its a straight line. My grandma could do that.

Also, we don't ride bikes simply because they are faster than most cars, we ride because its more of an experience. Its tactile. It takes actual skill and dedication to learn how to properly push a motorcycle hard. Driving a car is easy, everybody can do it.
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>>721420135
Yeah I agree, I personally like the extra space because I'm tall and it's my daily driver.
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>>721420293
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>>721420343
>I'm tall and it's my daily driver.

That's the case for a lot of bigger guys. Since it is larger than the other muscle and pony cars of America, it's a valid point.

I honestly love the look of the Challengers, even when the first redesigns came out. But I grew up around foxbodys and SN95s, so Mustangs have a special place in my heart.
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I bet eurocuck doesnt even roll his own cigarettes. I bet he wears an adidias track suit too.
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>>721420557
And drives a Lada.
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>>721416351
Are you a Holden driver, cause you sound like a cunt
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>>721420583
Yeah.

Fuck you eurocuck. Fuck you an your no gun muslim owned countrys.
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lol im cringing rn
OP has to use a car to validate his masculinity because he has nothing else haha oh boy
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>>721416351
8 cylinders is for pussies try 10 faggot
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Oldfag with kids here. 4.2L v8 audi s4. Inb4 muh chain tensioners. Yes it is heavy as fuck. Yes mileage is a joke. Yes there are tons of faster ricers and beamers with less displacement. Yes maintenance is insanely expensive. And yes every time it accellerates a polar bear dies. But who gives a shit. This thing is an absolute joy to drive, won't attract attention until you floor it and is comfy as fuck no matter how long the drive. Zee germans don't just make better cars but they beat fat and furious ameritards at their v8 game.
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i drive this.
2l turbo diesel engine with 136 ps.
fast enough for me.
its not like you us fags can drive as fast as me on german autobahn.
get cucked.
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>>721420980
No, we just let liberals make the cars from the late 90s to 2010. Were making a come back. Trust me. Test drive any GM car, hell even Lincoln. Trust me, you wont regret it. Personally i missed the old v8s. Large boat like. Somehow within recent years america has brought that back. We tried beating the krauts at their own game. We should stick to what we know. Power phouse v8s with bost like suspension. Akin to your grandfathers smoking room. Wrapped in leather and wood, reeking of tabacco and comfortable enough to fall asleep at the wheel.
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>>721420980
Lol. Its keep up not catch up cuckboy...
My single cab Silverado with basic bolt ons is fast as fuck.... 6.0 2002 Silverado 2500hd
>GOOD LUCK CUCK.
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>>721417323
I own a 2015 mustang and a 2014 frontier lol
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>>721421223
No, we just let liberals make the cars from the late 90s to 2010. Were making a come back.


So you mean yes?
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>>721416351
'Prove' you wrong? I don't hang my self-worth on what car I drive because I'm not a cripplingly insecure douche, and I'm in a long-term committed relationship with an attractive woman. So...Q.E.D. I guess?
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>>721416351
>prove me wrong

I've got 4 cilinders, and I've got male genetalia
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>>721421367
Previously. Yeah. Anythin before 2014 needs be drowned. We fucked up. Ill admit that. I dont know what the fuck happened. But post 2014. Drive a chevy A caddy buick, hell even licoln and it surpasses the germans. We made a 4 door caddy thats goes 200mph stock. Modded it flies up to 230 even 240. Lots of space and boat like when you want, and tight sports car handling when you need it.
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>>721417181
>i know nothing about cars
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I mean hell who thought it was a good idea to releasean impala without a v8 engine. The liberals tried to cuck us. But we said no more. We started our comeback got trump in. Soon well be back to our former glory.
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>>721416351
Giving a fuck about cars

You the bitch faggot
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>>721421286
6L 2002 silverado. Six litre. SIX. Still slow as fuck. I dont care about bolt ons. We were comparing stock here.
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I just bought a 2014 Chevy Cruze with the money I've saved up from scholarships and research pay. I'm a third year undergraduate student, and I put down 6k out of pocket and financed the other 5.5k.

>Gets 45 mpg+
>4.5% interest over 48 months.

I'm quite satisfied.
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>>721416351
>Implying my stock fwd 5 cylinder car that weighs well over a tonne and a half and is 16 years old couldn't out perform practically any v8 american car on any road in the real world.

I'll concede the new mustang with actual rear suspension is a class apart from the other stuff, but that's because the other stuff is so fucking dire.
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>>721416351
... Any questions?
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>>721418659
>2j
That's cute. Here's a timeslip you'll never be able to achieve. I would make your best roll look like you were standing still.
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>>721422429
How old were you when you came out to your parents?
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>>721422426
850r?
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>>721422661
Holy shit that's fucking fast
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>>721418003
What are you talking about anon?
VW Up? If you buy a three cylinder car, most probably you live in a big city, and to drive 60k will take you 6-7 years.
Noone buys a three cylinder if they drive a lot.
However, a 6 cylinder mercedes or bmw is way better than a cadilac or any other us shit. Thats just a fact, and its stupid to argue with some chaep small engine cars against it.
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>>721416351

You forgot to add in FWD.
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>>721416351
Does that mustang have down syndrome
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>>721422661
Notice that Supra shut clean the fuck up kek
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>>721416351
> If you need special things to feel manly then you are no men
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I drive a mercedes c class 220 Diesel station wagon.
I know what you are going to say. Idk
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>>721416351
OP is insecure about his small penis
>>
>2017
>driving cars
what a bunch of faggot bitches
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>>721422661
/thread
>>
>>721423161
> Agreed
> Not working everywhere

Also, what's with this half-an-engine V8 shit? Quad-turbo W16 Bugatti is where it's at...
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>>721423161
How can you not drive? live in London or some shit? Motorcycles rule for citys.
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>>721422661
> KEK
> Dies trying to turn a corner
> MFW this joker thinks it's all about straight line speed
> MFW this guys thinks 'circuit racing' is 4 left turns
> MFW I have no face
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>>721423793
>massively buttmud smartcar driver detected
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>>721422661
drag racing.... is it also autotragic?
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>>721423902
Prius owners on suicide watch
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>>721423955
you know i bet a prius would still go around a corner better than a trans(sexual)-am. the term "drag" refers to wearing womens clothing, much like the kind of folk who race in a straight line. I dont have anything that could even come close to that car in a drag race, but at least i have a set of testicles.
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>>721424258
nigga you cant seriously be this much of a faggot
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>>721424258
>I have testicles
You sure about that?
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>>721424258
There, there. I'm sure your car hugs both corners and men and goes super fast.
Get back to me when your engine actually matters.
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>>721424461
>Get back to me when your engine actually matters.

What are aerodynamics.
What is power to weight.
What are semi slicks.
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>>721424461
i ride sportbikes but whatever, im sure you're a big man in your cage... sure must take a bunch of manliness to floor the accelerator and hold the steering wheel straight while the car does everything else for you....
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>>721416351
?
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>>721424510
Interesting. I don't see you posting any timestamped car whatsoever. Just saying.
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>>721416351
CROWD CONTROL
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>>721424590
Hi. I'm the guy with the trans am. I would still destroy your straddle toy with relative ease.
Sincerely,
Me
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>>721418095
this is actually a neat looking car
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>>721424699
>destroy
in a straight line. i wont deny that, but nobody cares about drag racing mate, its not interesting.

>sure must take a bunch of skill to floor the accelerator and hold the steering wheel straight while the car does everything else for you....
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>>721424636
Nürburgring times please.
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>>721416351
>V8

Why waste gas, bro?
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>>721424808
I can not believe you just let him waltz away with your stones, mate. The fact that he in a car could take you in a motorbike is disheartening.
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Fiat 126P rulez
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>>721424808
You're overlooking something that shows quite a bit about you.
The fact the I can build a machine in a way that outperforms vehicles that should outclass it gives me more kudos than you being able to do what you should be able to do on a bike.
Not that you could deny it, but admitting that the TA would walk your straddle vibrator leaves me grinning a'plenty.
Carry on, you daredevil you.
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>>721425230
not really. there is only so much power you can get from a motorcycle before it either flips over backwards or you lengthen the wheelbase and it no longer corners. also have a tiny tyre contact patch. id prefer to not be in a cage, so its alright. Sitting in traffic must suck soo bad.
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>>721425421
if you knew anything about vehicles outside of what your yamaha brochure sold you youd probably realize with the money it takes to get a car as fast as his he probably doesnt sit in traffic that much bruv
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>>721416351
>>721417323
>american
>thinking these cars are good
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>>721416351
What if I don't drive anything?
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>>721425406
you know that people modify motorcycles too right? slap a turbo on a 1000+cc bike and you can get into the 7 second range pretty easy. drags are for fags though so....
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>>721425660
Sounds like some broke bitch justification to me lel
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>>721425551
Eat shit, D21/hardbody is GOAT
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>>721425710
oh shit nigger
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>>721425504
I can ride my bike to a trackday then ride it home. He can sit in traffic with his car trailer?
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>>721425710
REKT
BIKER BOYZ ON SUICIDE WATCH
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Driving a 15year old stickshift 1.6 Ford Fusion (Europe edition)
The big butted bitch got me laid more than my mate with his candyass mustang.

Bitches love men who can fix their own cars and help carry their closets while they're moving.

Also pulled that faggot mustang out of a ditch multiple times with that old fuck
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>>721425710
Cool, good for you. If i had all the money in the world, i would still ride motorcycles, cars are for transporting shit, like fat americans.
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I drive a Geo Metro. I want to retire early not drive around like some sumg prick who mom pulled from her sag bags to early
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>>721425757
I can hire a bitch to go outdrive you while sitting at home reading comic books. True story.
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>>721425858
Do you let your new bf Mohammed ride on your pegs, eurocuck?
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Nascar and straight lines are fake.
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>>721424590
>>721424699
>>721424808
>>721425406
>>721425421
>>721425710
>>721425757
>>721425858
>>721425895
ill give it to the biker
despite getting destroyed so badly it looks like a cringe thread he just keeps trying
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>>721425895
>outdrive you
this is where you loose me, there is no skill in drag racing, you cant "outdrive" its all in the car.
> reading comic books
like a true manchild.

anyway, i have to go now, i have real hobbies and friends. CYA
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>>721425710
I wish I had all that monies and teh coke
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>>721425952

This is all what Americans can say, because they know the EU is far superior to the USA.
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I owned a 4.0 V8 and a 5.7 V8, my 2.4 V6 t is faster then both
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>>721426095
What makes you think I've only got one car?
But anyways you've got traffic to weave in and out of. I don't need to work, so I'll leave that to you.
Hold the 'L', and enjoy prayer hour rofl.
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>>721426189
... that was fucking savage
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I have a question to Americans:

Why can't Americans make good cars? And why nobody in the world wants to buy American cars?? (Except for Tesla)

You Americans are very bad at exporting, because everything you make is just pure SHIT.

Your import / export ratio is SHIT. Everything is shit. You guys make shit quality shit everything.

My question is. Why is this?
>>
what about a v8 Civic?
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>>721426134
Go back to standing on the sidewalk waiting to take a picture of muhammads aventador
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>>721426298
>guy who got destroyed bringing a bike to a carfight detected
>>
If you drive anything other than an R32, 33, or 34, I've got new for you: you're a bitch female.

Prove me wrong.

>pro tip: you can't
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I drive Opel Astra ST 1.6 2015 model. Bought IT news , cheapest for 12 k euro.
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>>721426340
KEK
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>>721426351

I am just curious why Americans are afraid of facts. And afraid of answering questions.
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>>721425710
nigger what the fuck

pls give me money and crystal pepsi
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>>721426402
Not American, cuck. Cute try though. Way to represent the caliphate.
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I know this place is shitpost central and I see it all over this thread. Any of you that shit on cars of one make/model/ country of origin are all idiots and you just want to spout memes like "cuck" at each other. I've owned a 280zxt, a Mustang GT, a WRX, a GTI, the list goes on. Loved them all.

My only real complaint is that German cars just seem to be great till about 80-100k miles then they just go to complete shit. So don't buy a used VW or BMW if youre young and cant afford the never ending flow of repairs.

Own an American muscle car at least once in your life. It's not about anything else other than the feeling it gives you when you rev up that motor. If you are knocking this then you haven't driven one.

Buy a light rear wheel drive sports car at least once. a Z, a Miata, an older RX-7, just do it.

Taste it all before you die, or you'll be on your deathbed with all those fond memories of how you were a faggot on /b/ calling everyone a cuck instead of driving.

faggots
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>>721417323
Have the same truck. Unbreakable
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>>721417225
Why is no one calling this faggot out?
>v4
Literally no one uses a v4, confirmed retard. I'm sure you have a totally sick beast mode 5.7, kid, get back to class.
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>>721420928
tells 10, shows 12... KEK
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>>721426298
>import/export ratio is shit
Because, why not have cheap Chinese laborers make your products in their country to make profit?
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>>721426501
>rear wheel drive

No thanks faggot, I prefer living when driving in heavy snow or torrential downpour.

Skyline, Subaru, Mitsubishi all have AWD choices.
Land rover, range rover are the best 4WD choices.
Even FWD is better than RWD if you actually have a proper job and need to drive from the house to work.
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>not catching the bus to save money
are you fucking retared?????
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>>721426501
This anon gets it.
Despite me angering the Euros, I own a bike and several vehicles from all over.
My personal favorite is a 93 restored 240sx (no swap, just a good makeover). The Trans Am drops panties faster than anything.
I have 5 BMWs, two of them bought cert pre-owned. As this anon said, at the 100k mark engine seals began to go and it was 10k in 3 months before getting rid of them. M series are no exception.
But yeah. Try it all and have fun with it.
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>>721426666
Czeched.
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>>721426666
Checkd
More like, not riding a horse to save money
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>>721426661
Never had an issue with RWD in the snow or rain. All winter where I live is nothing but snow and ice. I remember passing a brand new toyota camry uphill in an ice storm in my 280zxt. Decent tires and not being a complete fucking moron make RWD in the winter a non-issue.

If you had ever owned a RWD or actually loved driving you would have gotten over being a pussy bitch about it and just learned to drive instead of cowering behind your favorite drivetrain combo like a faggot fanboy.
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>>721426815
more like, not riding dick to make money
>>
>>721426598

No its not that, i think Americans FAIL to make quality. So the Americans searched a partner to make the products with a higher quality: CHINA.

Unlike Europe, because we make HIGH quality products with highly desired brands. We love to make quality stuff and are not lazy like Americans. We put passion into our products.

But Americans, they don´t care and asked the Chinese to build higher quality products for them. And now you poorfags have no jobs anymore.
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>>721426984
I can tell by your post that you wouldn't be able to objectively grade out an American car even if you did stop smelling your own farts long enough to do it.

Ford stepped its game up years ago and dodge soon followed. I don't like the dashboard in the new camaro because it is unfriendly to the knees, but other than that it isn't some kind of car wasteland devoid of value.

Get over it Mohammad
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>>721425733
>pickup
>no reply.
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>>721426984
Shit from China is the crappiest quality, but people still buy them example: iphones
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I own a 2000 Peugeot 106 1.1

It gets me from A to B and I get 45 miles to the gallon in it

Suck it faggots
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>italian
>Ugly as shit
>Destroyed every other car ass for 5 years straight on every single rally race
>Costs more than a Ferrari

Suck some Italian dick amerifag
>>
>>721416351
I drive a tesla son so fuck you
>>
>>721416351
>Muh superior engine
>I can press the accelerator real hard, and that's all
>>
>>721421198
>75 mph speedlimit
>actually means 95 is the accepted norm
You haven't driven on a US interstate have you?
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>>721416351
lol - you have to borrow you Mom's Rav4 when it snows.
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>>721416351
But what if you prefer one cylinder?
>>
>>721428720
I doesn't snow everywhere dumbass
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>>721427702
Ooh, zero cylinders AND great acceleration....

Checkmate, atheists!
>>
>>721428720
America isn't the only fucking country in the world you retarded fucking fatass.
>>
>>721416351
So if you drive anything better than a mustang, youre a girl?
>>
This entire thread is just a mass of cancer.

That said, Slamber City for life. M9 out.
>>
>>721429145
> implying mustangs are the only v8s around
>>
>>721416351
i drive a 5.9 cummins... v8s are irrelevant
>>
I drive a practical Mazda 3. Its a 2013. Its excellent on gas I spend about 30$ CAD about every 3-4 weeks. I've never had one thing go wrong with it and my insurance is 80$ a month.

My penis is really really big
>>
>>721429331
plus a mazda 3, for what it is is fun as fuck

>no not samefag
>>
>>721427702
tesla is the dildo of automobiles
>>
>>721429408
Can confirm this, I'd get the new one if I had more money to spend
>>
>>721427567
dreamcar... too bad they cost 40k+ here
>>
>>721429519
new ones are heavier i think and less nimble.
i have a 1st gen mazda 6, 5 speed v6, i drove a 3rd gen that had at least 70 more hp, it felt clumsy but maybe a little quicker in a straight line
>>
>>721416351
I DONT DRIVE BECAUSE NO CAR, BUY ME ONE
>>
>>721428536
no limits on the autobahns
>>
>>721427567
>>721427567
why not a s4?, the s4 was 10 times better then the hf, and is you wanna talk rally why not audi s1 e2?
>>
>>721416351

Mustangs are the go-to vehicle for spoiled high schoolers and middle aged women. A Mustang on the highway is guaranteed to be doing 10 under the speed limit.
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>>721416351
Typical mustang owner. No matter how aggressive your car looks or sounds it won't compensate for the fact that you are a mullet virgin.
>>
What is with you douches slamming each other over car/engine/drive train choices? If you enjoy a particular setup, then great. No need to slam others for their choices.

My new daily driver is a 2017 Audi A4 TFSI w/AWD and it's an automatic, cuz fuel economy matters when I commute long distance and a thing called winter in Canada.

My 'fun' car is 2014 Dodge Charger SRT with a Wagner super-charger and Tremec 6 speed in her. Why no Challenger? Good luck installing a car seat for my 3 year old daughter in one... And boy does she love it when I press the loud pedal.
>>
>>721424590
Are you one of those douche whobblers that has a gopro on your helmet and video you trying to start fights after terrorizing other motorist with your shitty driving?
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>>721425710
Crystal Pepsi and stacks of cash around the house. Martin Shkreli?
>>
I get er' done with my my V6 auto chrysler 200 - black. Bought it new for 20000. Has 300 hp
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>>721431102
Variable valve timed pentastar V6
Also runs on low octane so i can steal farm gas haha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSAvVmFmBlA
v8 owners blown the fuck out
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>>721416351
I drive a 26000 lb 60ft bucket truck with a 6 speed manual on a 7.3l International engine. If you drive anything less, youre a faggot. If you drive a mustang, youre a faggot. If you care what people drive, youre a faggot.
>>
>>721416351
2.0 FSI fuck you
>>
>>721416351

>Compensating for his microscopic pee pee

>OP is a FAGGOT
>>
Well, good luck on the track with your piece of shit heavy as fuck mustang, i'll be passing you by in a proper European racecar.
>>
OP wants us to drive with 8 cylinders... and automatic clutch?

BitchFag
>>
>>721416351
>owns mustang
>not a shelby
>>
>>721416351
911 SC Targa 1980
What do you think ?
>>
>>721416351
Compensating
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>>721431958
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>>721432328
Not my style.
Got it as an investment
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>>721416351
Small dick detected.
You are also a collosal faggot.
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>>721416351
Shit tier thread. You're obviously retarded. I'll beat you in a Miata any day. For many reasons. 1) you can't go around turns in that piece of shit. 2 your vagina won't let you go round them as fast as I can. 3 you'll run out of gas before the race is even over. Go take this shit somewhere else you pathetic little dicked pleb
>>
inline turbo is better
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>>721418659
This is a real car, keep your ford and chevy and whatever else american in the garage or you will be taking it to your mechanic every other month.
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>>721416351
meanwhile in op's driveway
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>>721416351

>ITT: Children who believe the size of their motor is in direct correlation to the size of their penis.

If this was true you'd all be driving mopeds.
>>
>not driving a fuel efficient Hatchback
smh
Fiesta reporting in
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>>721431684
Do tell. What kind of vehicle do you own?

>Inb4 you really don't own one at all
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>>721429960
Your daughters a faggot just like her old man
>>
>>721428741
Get a real cbr you pansy we all know you want one but you're trying to be all "see I'm responsible and safe" while doing something pretty unsafe anyways.
>>
>>721416351
What if I drove an electric car that could beat yours in a race?
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>>721416351
If you drive a mustang, your a faggot hipster following a trend. Its only a Ford.
>>
>>721418659
nice meme car
>>
>>721426354
>driving a meme car made by chinks
wew lad
>>
Jdm > you faggy v8
>>
>>721433921
Real mature, no wonder why you still live in your folks' basement with that beat up 88 Buick in the driveway.
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