Waifu claiming thread.
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>>721379375
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
claim
Raw garlic cures a lot of G.I. diseases.
>>721387781
Its a strong immunosuppressant.
>>721387862
Trial and error is more in my favour. The juice is clearing my throat somewhat.
>>721387684 rory
Do the owls parents know?
>>721387781 louise
Do you like any sports at all?
>>721387862 mizore
>Tfw Drank a literal gallon earlier
>>721388006
Crohns isnt GI. Its autoimmune.
still here
>>721388011
Do you normally take it?
>>721388045
Fencing is pretty rad.
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!!
>>721387870 (anon-kun)
>can I listen to it?
Sure, uploading atm
>also will you play something later on ?
I have to get up early in the morning so not tonight! :o
>>721387531
thank you
that would be fun but i still cant have any here and i cant drive to peoples places
becoming a vet sounds tough
>>721388058
I'm not the previous anon. And I didn't say anything about Crohn's.
>>721388006
And regular bleedings balances the humors, what's your point?
Saratoga
>>721388225
...gross
>>721388139
I took a few lessons. Learned the basics. Any team sports?
>>721388200
Hugs the yukki lewdly
Back off fags
>>721388325
Whoa! This is moving too fast!
>hugs back
>>721388161
local people? I don't know, search some ads, you have the time to become one , even an intern and be the one who takes them in , feeds them and makes sure they sleep ok
now I wonder why I didn't become one myself ...
>>721388403
Good morning, how is your reading?
>>721388045
Well Im not asking about the Falcons am I?
>>721388139
I did. Im starting to build resistance to it. Had to stop it to prepare for next available treatment.
>>721388144
I can wait for another day too
>>721388419
But you reciprocated :^)
>>721388507
But owls arent alive they are games they dont have parents
>Koto still here, playing games so I might not respond quickly
Claim
>>721388580
what do you play?
>>721388190
The previous anon is using garlic to cure an autoimmune disease where the central focus is the GI tract. Where its not the GI tract thats the issue. Its the immune system thinking that the GI tract is the issue. Bolstering the immune system will worsen the Crohns.
>>721388325
Fencing is technically a team sport.
>>721388507
Ah, that would probably be why, then.
>>721388575
You sicken me.
>>721388575
I know, I like playing along lol
>>721388058
Raw garlic boosts the immune system.
>>721388858
And see >>721388752 you unintelligent spud.
>>721388752
Where is your proof?
>>721388858
No it doesn't.
>>721388426
i could try to look for ads in the area yeah
would i have to go to university to become one?
>>721388752
You're only confusing yourself with this reply, please end your life.
>>721388959
http://www.cdd.com.au/pages/disease_info/crohns_disease.html
>>721388821
Whatd i do?
>>721388780
Is it not one on one
>>721388845
Oh my how lewdly delicious.
>>721388740
Right now I'm playing League of Legends® PC Edition for PC Computer®
>>721388959
Proof is your job.
>>721389118
Idk how much I like "delicious" being used in that context lol
>>721389116
This doesn't proof anything, try again.
>>721389118
You're throwing owls into a game where concussions happen often and players generally have shorter lifespans. Disgusting.
>>721388780
Probably.
>>721389243
Proof is your job, you're the one who thinks garlic is good for crohns
>>721389243
It points out that the problem lies with the immune system, not the bowel. Can you actually read or are you this retarded in real life?
>>721389136
NA?
>>721389422
It will cure Crohn's disease, yes.
>>721389429
He wants someone to eat raw garlic for the memes, you're retarded for replying.
>>721389491
Googling Crohns debunks you to infinity. Stop this. You just seem like a retard.
I've been drained from trying to DM for 6 hours I'm going...somewhere now, talk to you later
>>721389118
It is, but a team point system
>>721389310
At least it's helping..?
>>721389491
Prove it.
>>721389429
Garlic will help regulate the immune system in turn curing the Crohn's. How hard is that for you to understand? Please don't become a doctor.
>>721389580
He wants a waifu anon to eat it. Not me.
>>721389602
Stop replying like a retard.
>>721389679
Show me a timestamped doctorate and Ill believe you.
>>721389136
Main? Elo?
>>721389449
Aye, NA
>>721389602
>googling is the same at 12 years of medical school
>>721389310
I dont rhink you understand; there are not any actual owls involved
>>721389218
I think you like it quite a bit tbh
>>721389620
Ah ok
>>721389681
And you're replying trying to prove someone who knows they are wrong, wrong. Sounds pretty retarded still.
You guys are too easy...
>>721389620
It was. Not anymore.
>>721389731
I currently main Kennen, but for lane-wise lately I also main Nasus top, Twitch bot, Sona Support, Sejuani Jungo and Talon mid
>>721389054
deepens on the uni or college
and how far you'd want to go
do you have a thing for universities?
>>721389731
Also I'm bronze but last season I managed to touch silver before the season reset
>>721389741
cool have fun in there
I would play but I rage a lot
>>721389784
I just said we were going too fast, not that I hated it
>>721389813
Thats what they said about your waifu
>>721389854
>Sejuani Jungo
good taste man
I loved that champ
>>721390090
So you like a little foreplay then?
>Rubs shoulders.
>>721388752
I mean, it cured me of my Crohn's. I just want to help Rory out. I'll just leave it alone since you guys are so scared to try new things.
>>721389934
i was just wondering because i think it might be too hard for me
it took me two extra years to barely finish high school
>>721389969
Cool! A fellow nub to play with, then!
>>721390116
Speedwagon isn't an easy man to pin down.
>>721389784
But you were saying superb owls. You're lying to me!
>>721390325
>Fake waifu
>I was trying to help bait
Alright then go. Let's see if you can resist posting more. Just go.
>>721390403
I feel you I got thrown into hard classes because I almost failed
you could check later for community colleges in your area most have online classes now
>>721390247
Oooh that feels nice
>pecks cheek
>>721390602
Some other anon took my waifu!
And okay I'm leaving, shesh.
>>721390594
Its a pun ya doofus
Superb owl = superbowl
>>721390673
Adds pressure massaging deeply into the tension.
>>721390729
>Posted more
>"Someone stole muh waifu"
You couldn't resist. You don't have a waifu. I'm still waiting for you to go.
>>721390814
Thats not a pun thats just shit grammar
>>721390885
Say superb owl like a southerner. Also it's a /sp/ meme.
>>721390850
Are you no longer the king?
>>721390851
>>721391140
As I said. Shit grammar. I bet you call coriander 'cilantro' and spring onions 'shallots' too.
>>721390643
ive never thought of trying online classes
are those available at any time?
Don't listen to Alice he's crazy.
>>721391315
Neither of those statements are true also
>mad
>at memes
Wew
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>721391476
>mad
Do you even know me?
>>721391366
most are
like I said you could check your local ones and see for yourself if they even have some
>>721391434
>listening to you instead
>>721391434
but he
ticc
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dick only listens to ticc
>>721391315
>Spring onions
>Not green onions
Ate some wild onions in NC. Really salty.
>>721388573
Amidst the Daydreams
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01LNAIC9RvX
Today's doodle
>>721391366
Online classes require a bit of extra work but the good news is you only have deadlines.
My Composition class has a few papers every week but it's nothing I haven't seen before.
>>721390814
>kisses harder, moves toward neck
>>721391790
>green onions
Who taught you and where can I undermine them? :^)
Fucking christ.
The shit that (((Youtube))) puts out these days
https://youtu.be/R2uZyTm_w0M
""""""Art""""""
Yeah, no. Its gay fetish porn
>>721391576
Do you? :^)
>>721391983
Oh...oh my.
* Embraces and pulls in tightly from the hips.
>>721392213
I never know me. If I dont know me then no one can know me.
>>721391594
there seem to be some
i should call for information this week
>>721391907
if theyre extra work thats no good for me
im very bad with deadlines too
>>721391810
I don't think you know what that means
>>721392355
or check online too ! but calling is too if you can do that
>>721392471
Cute pic.
>>721392522
Now that's a cute Kyouko~
>>721392213
>kisses on lips
>>721392622
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>721392329
Now you are beginning to understand
>>721391838
>that las bit
you really outdid yourself this time
that was lovely
>>721392522
Very very cute
>>721392622
Most Kyoukos are cute Kyoukos.
>>721392522
y-you too
>>721392043
What the hell did I just see
>>721392522
That's a cute pepperoni
>>721392355
I don't recognize you from before
How long ago did you join the threads? Also where's your waifu from I don't recognize her.
>>721392699
I knew that already though.
>>721392679
>nibbles and suckles on your lower lip while tracing your spine with my fingertips
>>721392801
How could you? You cant know anything.
>>721392679
YYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>721392741
I have badass kyoukos, not enough cute
>>721392717
Cute fang.
>>721392774
Cute gif aswell.
>>721392796
Only good bote is the one on the left.
>>721392886
The nose knows what the brain cant know.
>>721392796
You saw:
Gay sex
A guy eating out another guy's ass
Gay blowjob
Gay bdsm porn
Gay piss and scat porn
Or
Absolute Degeneracy
-yawns and snugs under his blue blanket-
>>721393156
How progressive
>>721392994
But my nose knows the muffin
>>721392471
im not too good to look for stuff online so ill just try to find a phone number
>>721392796
hello i started yesterday but ive been observing for a few days to see how things work
shes from saenai heroine no sodatekata
>>721392982
WUZ GUD MUH NIGGA
>>721392886
For reals, I gotta stop
>>721392988
y-you t-too
>>721393383
if that works for you is fine too
>>721392988
Kyouko why do you have to do this? I've done nothing to hurt you ;_;
>>721393156
But why though. Why is this even on (((YouTube)))
>>721393362
There's such a thing as too much
I think that was one of them
>>721393383
That would explain it. Welcome!
Yeah haven't heard of that. I'll be sure to check it out
>>721393529
Don't be an anti semite, goy. Let the gay be okay
>>721392988
Aww thanks! Yours too!
>>721393529
I'm just playing around.
>>721393516
You too!
>>721393505
Aww but we were just getting to the good part :p
>>721393505
LONG fucking day at work.. but Im home with chicken tacos
>>721393342
are you tired, anon?
How is everyone's night going? I am in that perfect stage of drunk where I am realy buzzed but still functional
>>721393937
Same, but going to sleep now before the buzz fades
>>721388460
What?
>>721392713
thanks, anon-kun~
>>721393910
-is not anon, is Sonata- o.o
>>721393937
same
bless whiskey
and please don't murder me
>>721393937
im going. Hope your rum night is good
>>721393714
I know, I just don't really like erp tbh...sorry
>>721394170
good you are still here
what you got for tomorrow? no one wakes up early in a Sunday
>>721394282
Then why go this far? And why the earlier statements?
>>721393937
how are you able to type captcha?
>>721394238
so your name is sonata? what is a sonata? I'm Mash, it's nice to meet you~
>>721393707
Good to see ya though
Doing well?
>>721394579
The usual.
>>721394476
hi
>>721393999
How the hell can you go to sleep? I would have the spins and feel like dying
>>721394256
I usually do whiskey but the rum was calling my name tonight. I am a friendly drunk at this point. A few more drink and I get to be a mean drunk
>>721394261
I kind of ran out of mixer for the rum that I wanted. I have some cola laying around but I really don't want to waste it on a drink or two
>>721394476
To an extent. I know I am way too drunk when I lose the ability to read. That happens a lot actually
>>721394476
^.^ -is a me. Brings you tea-
>>721393516
i think it would be easier that way for me
>>721393529
thank you very much
you dont have to its a traditional moe anime
i dont think people would like it unless they fall for someone like i did
>>721394328
Work perhaps?
>>721394676
I guess that sucks. Maybe just one drink?
>>721394676
I always do it , or tequila but didn't feel it tonight
and beer and being a mean drunk isn't good
>>721393664
I require your sum name!
>>721394676
Drinking myself to sleep is easy if I'm in the mood
>>721394471
Idk, I've had a few drinks tonight, just kinda messing around. Sorry to lead you on like that
>>721394670
good morning kuroki~
>>721394676
lol so how much have you had to drink tonight?
>>721394761
f-for me? you didn't spit in this did you? are you trying to pull a Bill Cosby are you?
>>721394816
are you a nun?
>>721394769
that means talking with an actual person
how brave
>>721395073
I didnt sleep. Did you?
>>721395095
Yes ...
>>721394939
I actually don't friend people online anymore, I got into a bad situation with someone and I'd rather not go through that shit again, so I reserve it for irl friends
Apologies
>>721395317
nuns are hot , not the elder ones.
claimed~
>>721395063
If you were really a girl i may have to rape you but you'd also actually want it. That was a total tease.
>>721394769
I actually don't mind the occasional Moe anime. I think I can resist that temptation
>Inb4 Kyouko, Rory or any other oldfag that knows me starts the bully or doubt
>>721394833
It means I should probably stop and drink some water so I don't get a headache
>>721394900
>tequila
That is my drink of mistakes. I don't think I have ever not blacked out after drinking tequila. The last time I drank it I went home with this bartender girl, wandered out in the rain and threw up in her sink
Also, I am more of a confrontational drunk than a mean one. I really really like to argue and yell
>>721395014
I still can't get how people do that. It hurts me
>>721395073
Something like 6 or 7 drinks. I am a bit of a lightweight compared to old me since I haven't drank too much recently
>>721395371
wait wait, you only play league with people you know irl? Just how many people you know play league?!?
>>721395073
-would never tamper with tea- ;.;
>>721395608
not good I just want to sit in a nice corner with some music with low lights
and no people if possible
>>721395608
A headache would suck so yeah do that
>>721395561
>>Inb4 Kyouko, Rory or any other oldfag that knows me starts the bully or doubt
Fucking gotta go fast!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/XCiDuy4mrWU
>>721395561
Kk Sabertoga Rin
>>721395678
No I'm just talking about friending. I'll play solo queue but I don't generally add people to my friends list unless they're a buddy of mine
But I do have around close to 7 or 8 friends irl who play or have played, I've had a whole ranked team at one point but it dissolved quick and we weren't that good
>>721395177
i dont mind that too much i can always hang up if i feel uncomfortable
>>721395561
why would someone from here bully you for watching a certain type of anime
>>721396019
Here's the right version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_gPHTa01dw
>>721396114
yea you could
>>721395870
And that's exactly what I was waiting for/expecting
>>721396037
I don't even remember you ;_;
>>721396114
No it's because I've heresy'd before. It won't be long before someone tells that story.
>>721396378
Eggrolls
Gimme dem upbeat drunk jamz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRyWpgmV3Y
>>721395561
I dont need to.
>>721396526
Not ringing a bell
¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
>>721397002
>Tfw couldn't bait Rory
>>721395281
nope and sorry, i lose track of time a lot...
>>721395444
she's pretty
>>721395608
oh are you saying a tolerance to alcohol can reset if one doesn't drink often enough?
>>721395711
that's what ALL rapists say
>>721397333
Its fine. Time goes by if you dont keep track
>>721397333
Yep! You have a natural tolerance and then a built up one. I still have a higher than average tolerance , but I used to be a champ back in my college days. I would down a 5th of cheap vodka in a night pretty fucking quickly. Those were the days of me being a fucking wild mother fucker though
>>721396201
does that kind of thing give you trouble?
>>721396378
whats heresy?
>>721397832
yes a lot I can only talk with my pets
>>721397694
Sauce on gif?
>>721397832
Heresy is when you change waifus.
>>721397832
Switching waifus
:^/
>>721398021
Beat me to it
>Hamakaze claimed
Nothing like scaring your friends brother while playing RE7
>>721398613
RE7 looks fun, I might buy it in the near future.
>>721398002
Monogatari second season. It is Nadeko
piano holo ?
>>721398613
Cant say thats something ive experienced but uh cool
>>721398613
You evil monster
>>721398713
I've heard nothing but good things about it I know I'll be getting it
>>721397932
me too usually but with strangers im fine mostly
>>721398021
do people do that often?
>>721398028
that doesnt sound okay
>>721399057
more with strangers actually
>>721399057
Pretty often. About a quarter or so of current regulars.
>>721399057
It isn't. Would not recommend. This was the last time I do that.
>>721399057
It happens enough, but I'd never do it.
>>721396061
not looking for a friend though, just someone to play ranks without getting flamed all the time
>>721399672
I know that feel bro
>misaki
>>721399672
Oh hey Houki
>>721399816
Yep, not a bad one at that.
>>721399856
Hey hey. How's your night?
>>721399166
thats a bit more convenient than the other way around i think
>>721399217
hmm thats a lot
>>721399247
how many times have you done it?
>>721399672
me neither
I have returned
>>721398748
Domo arigato
>>721398713
It is fun, I recommend.
>>721398918
Yeah, it's funny
>>721398942
No u
>>721400284
Nope. How's life health inspecting?
>>721400411
not for me
I have to go now bye
>>721400411
Twice ;_;
>>721400284
Yeah I'm doing good and you?
Same old same old?
>>721400666
Ive done no wrong ;_;
>>721400982
goodbye
>>721401073
:(
>>721400625
Welcome back.
>>721400709
It's definitely picking up, there's been more norovirus cases as of late compared to years past. Had to do a couple of joint investigations at a hotel not too long ago since they had their second noro outbreak in 2 months. First one was due to a traveler who already had symptoms, waiting on the epidemiology report for the second. Classes going good for you?
>>721401073
Yep, just got done with vidya, now it's time for a drink or two to relax some more. Took care of all my business today so tomorrow will be idling around until the game.
>Houki