It's time. No need for any context. Just vent and

i'm happy and content with my life because of my girlfriend loving me unconditionally

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They narrate my head because I told them where an AK47 was beside a school, and now they think I'm a terrorist. My place is bugged out with hidden cameras and there's someone narrating my head, and no I'm not a paranoid schizophrenic.

Tarot cards are bullshit and you don't actually have magical voodoo powers, you dumb cunt! Nobody does, magic doesn't real and isn't work. I know this because I can read tarot as well, and I'm self-aware enough to realize all I'm doing is using cold reading, the Forer effect, and spooky stageprops to fleece stupid people. If you pull the same shit and actually think you're doing something legitimately supernatural, you just have a bad case of chuunibyou.

>B-but muh Roma heritage!

That doesn't make you psychic, that makes you prone to larceny, you stupid bitch.

>>721373900
fucking psycho

Hitler did NOTHING wrong! 1488 FTW!!!

I hate being associated with the lgbt community, like the majority of those fucks just annoy the shit out if me
Trans people also just piss the shit iff of me (except this one grill, she's cool

The big bang theory is the best show to ever exist and I see people who don't like it as inferior beings

Some people at work piss me off.

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>>721374507
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GTFO MY BOARD; NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>721373983
> magic doesn't exist

*ahem*

prove it

The holy spirit is real, and is a force in my and your life.

If you want to see the movements of the other set out to find it and the holy spirit will find you.

A fair warning; you may be hurt by these endeavors, and won't be able to unsee it.

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TRAPS AND TWINKS ARE NOT FUCKING GAAAY REEEE, I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE.

I hope fletcher and symon both fucking die in a fire

>>721374830
Gaaaaaay.

I want to fuck my ex's titties so bad

Retarded monkeys infest my planet!

I sometimes get the urge to suck some cock

>>721374830
Ha! Gaaaayyyyy!

I really need to get my shit together but im in way too deep

>>721374739
>prove a negative

You don't actually understand how burden of proof works. Don't come back with some shit about "You're the one making the claim...", just no. You do not comprehend how burden of proof works and you have nothing to contribute to this discussion until you fucking learn that shit.

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>>721372984
I don't like black people.

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I found out today that I have a biological, Japanese auntie.

My grandfather, who is late in years, told me he had a kid during the occupation when he found out I'm doing study abroad in Japan over the summer. I couldn't believe it until he showed me the papers. Sure enough, his name was right there as the father, written in Katakana. Said he wanted me to track her down and meet her.

My mind is still blown. I'm not sure what to think of this. I'm still the only one in the family who knows.

i hate u noobs im inteletually superieor i have an iq of 200 , your fucking stupid kys faggot ill beat u up next time i meet u cuz ur on my bus and i know where u live

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>>721375006

Pretty sure there's some kind of weird evil force against humanity that is behind a ton of dark things.

Experience is only as credible as how it's interpreted.

Correlation is not causation.

Ignorance and delusion often go hand in hand.

>>721375138
> not able to prove original point

well aren't you a fucking comedian?
get the fuck off /b/ you defective dildo.

>>721375760
>why aren't you fucking a comedian

Ftfy

>>721372984
I fap to dead bodies

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>>721372984
I really really think OP is a faggot

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>>721372984
I used a fake name
She got Pregnant
I moved away

I know I told you that I would leave my wife. I know I told you I love you, and I do love you, and I do want to be with you. I hate my wife, I hate living with her, but her grandmother just died and left her $52,000. If I don't leave yet, that money will allow me to get all of my debt paid off, get my house fixed up to where I'm happy with it, and then, then I can think about leaving.

But that said, I also really don't like the thought of starting over again at 37.

>>721375952
*applaudes*
>if real

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>>721375827
your homeland is calling

>>721372984
I'm a staunch advocate for the genocide of any and all Republicans / conservatives.

I dislike most women, especially ones in the work place.

But I'm not gay

>>721375051
>im in way too deep
No, you're not.

>>721372984
im sick of marijuana

>>721376345
Good.

>>721375497
This
There's matter/elements we haven't discovered yet and the chance that evil exists in some type of form is certainly possible

Perhaps love was introduced by 'God' to get the balance right

I really want to see how upset liberals get when someone finally responds to their rioting and violence with gunfire. I want to see the commie bastard laying in the streets bleeding out. I want to see the "proletariat" gunned down.

>>721372984
Liberals are violent, and should stop acting like crybabies.

>>721376363
Ie everything has an opposite; but evil and hate has shifted the balance. Evil attacks that which can choose either ie humans, other life forms

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>>721376444

dont like a taste of your own medicine?

fucking kek.

>>721372984
i was born from a christian family, went through college, got a job in vegas, been here for 3 months. what i do day in and day out is a disgrace to them, i have sex with hookers, never attend church. just waiting till i get all my loans paid off so i can kill myself

I fell hard for a feminazi and even though she's a massive cunt my brain says she's retarded I can't help thinking about her from time to time

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As a white man, where is this white privilege people talk about? It seems to be eluding me if it actually exists.

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THERE ARE ONLY MASSIVE FAGGOTS ON /B/ THAT THINK LIKING DICK IS NORMAL AND NOT GAY FUCKING FAGGOTS GET OFF /B/ NOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

im virgin FUCK IM VIRGIN and i act like im not a 25year old virgin freak

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No you fucking iron fist Socialist "SAY WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY" fuck your whole family i hope that your happy that your from a school shooter family born in Alabama

>>721376144
>But I'm not gay
Alexis get the fuck off of 4chan.

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LOLIS ARE THE ONLY GOOD THING ON /B/!!!

>>721375492
Thing is im actually considering doing it too

I'm not actually gay.

>>721376809
Arthur?

IT'S NORMAL SIZED, AND FULLY FUNCTIONAL!

>>721372984
/b/ has always been 90% shit, and people who think otherwise are just nostalgic oldfags. Sure, this board has had its moments and will again, but don't fucking whine about how /b/ used to be good. It was never good. It's /b/

I am so desperate and a hopeless first rate beta gag that I often get thoughts of drugging the dinner of my cousin's so I can no longer be a virgin

Asparagus makes my pee smell funny but it tastes just the same. How come?

>>721377045

Excersize and find what you're passionate about. You'll get confidence and women are naturally attracted to that

I've got my hand between her legs haha

My best friend is a fucking alcoholic saying he wants to cut down but keeps changing his mind everytime

My wife and I have been on the verge of divorce for two years now. We've even gone so far as to "break up" and sleep with other people. I considered it cheating even though we were both on the same page and it haunts me because we care for each other still but it just isn't working. We can't give each other what we need and I think it's just a matter of time before one of us mans up and pulls the trigger and gets paperwork.

It's all god

>>721374271
88 Brother

DOUBLE NIGGER

I fucking hate jews

Fuck this shit
Girls I like don't like me and girls I don't do.
Dosnt fucking matter thought cause I sighed the mother fucking contract and my ass is theirs for 3 1/2 more fuckin years
Why the fuck did I sign up for this bullshit again

>>721372984
I judge a girl on her body- flat chested- does this make me a bad person?

>>721372984
I JUST WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND NICK BUT NOOOOOOO S O M E O N E HAS INADEQUACY ISSUES

>>721378074
No, means you're a dude with standards

last year my mother tried to set me up with my music teacher. hes gay and so am i

I go into my roommates room and sniff her dirty panties and occasionally fuck my ass with one of her dildos. Of course I jerk off during this time

i want thomas jefferson to hold me tenderly and it's all lin-manuel miranda's fault. didnt think i was gay

>>721372984
I can't stop fucking the girls that are around me, course mates, work mates, my girlfriend' friends. If they are hot and they are in a relationship I can't help but fuck them. Even why I actively try not to it still happens. And it just reinforces my secret insecurities that my girlfriend will fuck around on me. Because pretty much every other girl I know have cheated on their partner. With me. It's like the most fucked up, cycle of hypocracy. And I'm definitely a bad person

>>721372984

I fell in love with my probably not gay friend.

Fuck ofg

I sometimes start to rub my hands on my friends when they're sitting in front of me in such a way that they don't notice it when I start rubbing my dick against their backs

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>>721372984
Fuck you Alex.

Ignoring me, dropping subliminal messages and shit. Fucking disrespectful as hell, and I want to be friends with you. At this rate, I'm going to beat your ass in the future.

Fuck you.

>>721379682
Also if you see this, ask me about on Monday. Do it.

If you punch me, I'm not going to hesitate to fight back, even if I get my ass kicked.

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>>721377185
Considering how ugly I look
Sometimes I myself hate to look at myself........
Girls won't be attracted
Pic related.

>>721372984
I couldn't wipe my own ass till I was 12

I want to here my mom get fucked by someone other than my dad...

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>>721373219
I feel you my man
Makes all problems melt away

>>721380367
Where do you guys find these things that you're also physically attracted to?

I feel bad coz I want to jerk it to that day when me and my now deceased neighbor fucked like crazy. She's been dead for a couple weeks and we had sex in December.

>>721372984
i created a fake identity for the sole reason of mindfucking the people who i dont like

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I can't even open myself to my therapist, why the fuck am I like this?

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>>721372984
I like fucking bitches to bagpipes. Like epic bagpipes. the kind they'd use in battle to direct the troops.

>>721379852

Hit the gym anon. I've seen plenty of hot women dating poo in loos before. You don't even have to be successful in life.

>Walking home
>hear wheels screech
>wake up in ER
>can feel my hands but not my arms
>my arms were lost when hit by a truck
>but was able to save my hands my stitching them to my numbs
>i freak out was able to get out of be
>Opened the door
>Fell on the floor
>I walked like a dinosaur

>be me
>walking to 6th period because in high school
>have to present on any culture
>be a faggot and pick /b/
>go to present
>knees weak, arms are heavy
>It's falling on the floor already
>Mom's spaghetti

>>721376345
It gets boring fast. Yet for some reason I still smoke it when I'm drunk.

I'm gonna sleep the rest of the winter off and not give a fuck about anything. Back to bed I go.

I'm lonely up here; its cold, rainy, and depressing as dicks. I'm starting to realize my social skills are basically non-existent and college is starting to feel like middle school. I'm tired of sitting in my room all day, and even though I'm getting the education I came here for , most of my time is spent being sad and bored.

I miss her, I wanna go home.

>>721372984
i CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING CREATIVE.

Liberals in their current iteration are the dumbest examples of human beings. Somehow, in their infinite stupidity, they took the worthwhile causes of equality, ending racism and sexism, putting unjustified drug wars to bed, and starting serious conversation about gender, and turned it into a racist, sexist, bigoted, violence-fueled hate machine that's bent on revenge against people who've really done them no wrong--because they can't actually touch the people who HAVE.

Feminists hate all men instead of the pricks who gawked at them/raped them/didn't love them enough.

Non-whites hate all whites because of slavery that no living white person is responsible for, or for daring to ask that people speak English in English-speaking countries.

SJW-types somehow don't see how paradoxical it is to be feminist AND defend the modern religious plague that is Islam.

Somewhere along the line, being white and male made you guilty of certain crimes from birth. The people who believe this continue to abuse the welfare system and accept the handouts that said white males predominantly pay for through taxes, and somehow believe they're superior to whites despite this.

I was never racist until I had to deal with blacks. I was never sexist until third wave feminism gripped the people I grew up with and turned them into hateful, shrieking harpies. I legitimately cared about the inner cities until I realized they just use every effort made to help them to cause further destruction.

And people still think being liberal makes them "smart".

When the only alternative is to side with the party most associated with religious bigots and backwards thinkers to, ironically, escape the fucking religious bigots and backwards thinkers, you know something is thoroughly fucked.

>>721372984
I fucked 14 year old girl when i was 12

I really don't like my dad, but my mom is poor and cant support me, so I live with that goddamn hippie stoner third party voting fuck. I may sound like a piece of shit complaining about my dad who can support me and takes my to Europe every two years, but at home he just stresses me out so much. The only good thing that came from him was my phone and his cat, Pablo. While fucking 10 yr olds get 900 dollar phones as their first phone, with unlimited Verizon data plan, dadfag gets me a fucking blackberry on goddamn V I R G I N M O B I L E
I just wish my mom could support me, or I could run away, or even just end my life. But my mom is the best person in my life, and she has depression and bipolar, so if I killed myself, she would definitely kill HER self. So I have no escape from this torment. Wow, glad I got that off my chest.

>>721372984

my only peace is when I fall asleep at night before the nightmares. Then, when I wake up, I'm free from the dreams but reality sets in and I'm terrified of the future.

it's a shitty cycle and I just want it to end. I pray in bed every night that I just die in my sleep

>>721386229
get more sleep, learn to control your dreams.

Fell in love with my gay catholic best friend in 2014. Possibly the worst thing I could have done and I knew it was a bad idea from the start. Yet I still did after a few months talking he eventually confessed he loved me, things are looking great! We hang out alk the time, going to movies, meeting every time before and after school, I painted him naked (his idea, but. It was fun) Then one evening he texts out of the blue and says we can't be together as he found god again and it completely ruins the next 4yrs of my life.

>>721375302
damn they buffed kapkan

>>721372984
I hear voices telling me to kill myself and I really fucking want to

>>721386508
Where was he?

I prefer V8 over Clamato.

>>721386766
Down the back of the couch probably

>>721386433

I dont usually fall asleep until ~4am. Sometimes I sleep til noon, more often the dreams wake me up several times a night.

I never used to dream. it felt like falling asleep and waking right back up but I just have so much anxiety, stress and despair now.

im in therapy...ive led group therapy for work...coping skills dont help.

im fucked...im broken. I haven't smiled or been remotely happy/content in 6 months.

it feels like someone has punched through my ribs and is slowly squeezing my heart

I'm so fucking happy that I moved out of Norfolk and back to WI. I don't have to deal with niggers asking for money at the service station anymore.

>>721372984
I am married and I want to bang a friend from high school. She is 38 yo now.

>>721387197
It's 4 am where I am now.

You just got to relax, let go of your worries, turn the lights down and then just let your mind wonder- don't close your eyes, lay and fall to sleep without forcing it.
Don't worry about laying awake and this and that, just let go.

Do more exercise/walking as well that helps.

https://youtu.be/t7irIkkIH0U

I poked my dog in the face

i had gay "sex" when i was seven

i let her in and it made me soft

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>>721376660
They kept you out of the club because they think you are a faggot.

>>721372984
I just feel alone.
I have friends, sure, but it's not the same.
I just want someone to hold me.
To cuddle with while watching movies.
I'd like sex, but it's not even that. I good hug once and and while would be nice.
Someone that legitimately wants to spend time with me. Or at least pretends they do.
And then do to work I can't find that someone.
And I'm a bit socially awkward. Not spaghetti all the time, but I don't really enjoy going to clubs. But I love talking to people.

Fuck. I think the lack of physical contact is getting to me.

>>721373219
I wish I had a girlfriend

ive had a girlfriend for a year and a half now and i just want to be single and fuck other bitches :(

guys girlfriends are overrated. you have your right hand that will always love you unconditionally

>>721374830
traps and twinks are extremeley gay please commit sudoko immediately

I am mentally unstable, I need constant attention and get it by putting on a smile and being a big lovable idiot. I'm actually really smart just nobody notices because I chose friends over being a genious. My life can be a complete shithole and nobody will know because I don't tell my real feelings to anybody, I have less friends than I could because I get too clingy. I contemplate suicide all the time but don't do it because I know how much potential I have. I'm 6'4" and 375 lbs and it's all because I don't have my mind in the right place all the time. I'm a guy but I question my sexuality because I might like other guys and just haven't realized it yet. I can't tell my parents I'm an atheist because I know they might disown me. Done.

Im dropping out of college. Im cripplingly alone. I have 46 cents in the bank. Life aint too good atm.

Women are a complete waste of oxygen, and I would like to wash my hands of them entirely. Unfortunately, I am straight. Is there a pill I can take so that I turn fag?

I'm sorry that I fucked you for a few months and left. I honestly cared about you and I never loved you like I said I did. You are severely and guinely mentally ill and instead of helping you through those problems, I left you because you were too much trouble.

I still stalk you on facebook times. I don't want to be with you, but I just want to be sure that you're alright. I'm sorry for doing you like that, you deserved way better.

I'm in way over my head and I'm about ready to snap. When I go to work everyone just pisses me off, for no real reason. Just little shit that wouldn't get to me before is just rubbing me the wrong way lately. Like when people are trying to talk to me and I'd really much rather be left alone to do my job, if you got anything useful to say I'm all ears, otherwise shut the fuck up. I try to contain myself as best I can, I kinda snapped on someone a few days ago but I tried to play it off like I was just fucking around. I've been sick though, that might be a good part of why I'm feeling like this. Who knows.

Im so fucking sick of people who take scientific studies at face value and just believe whatever it says automatically cause "duhh it science so it rite", without actually checking if its even peer reviewed or has obvious biases that would undermine its findings. Using non peer reviewed small sample trials means its basically worthless and honestly if you arent any meta analysis on the topic your point is invalid anyway.

Its because of this fucking bullshit that we have cunts who think that GMO's cause cancer, Vaccines cause autism and fucking cannabis is a cure all drug for cancer and every other ailment under the sun. Spreading misinformation should be a fucking crime. Like just shut the fuck up and go back to making essential oils you fucking mong.

I love my gf but I desperately want to fuck other chicks.

I like to cuddle.
No one I'm ever with likes to cuddle.
Is there something wrong with me.

>>721376809
thats fine man, sex is too over rated

I'm sure I'll relapse soon. Been thinking of it for the past few weeks real bad.

I'm sick of being forgotten. I'm never invited out by anyone. 90% of the time I organized a event, people didn't show up. I'm basically hated by almost everyone I meet. I just want to die.

>>721372984

i fucking hate black people

>>721388595
Im with you bro, i know that it feels.

Birds are not that important

I lost my vital records back in November, I'm sobering up, looking for a job, and am fighting the Free Mason narrative inside me screaming "YOU'RE A FUCKING NIGGER".
I am only 18 but I have been catastrophizing my life so far and the stress is Uber gay.
I'm lonely and so is my penis.

Matt Gaetz is a POS Chad that must be stopped.

>>721391249
I even opened up to cuddling with a dude.
Decided I was just bi.
Even having more options I still can't find anyone.
Currently getting drunk trying to forget these feels, but it's like the more I drink the more I want to snuggle with someone.

I like my best friend, but i think hes gay, also, i dont like to fuck, im over of fucking

>>721390606
how old are you anon ?

>>721391053
What is it you think people don't like about you.

Everything about my relationship is great apart from sex. I want to cheat.

russia hurry up, attacking wounerable scandik resorts for improved civil everything

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>>721376938
Lolis are for closet pedophiles

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>>721386711

i really want you to as well.

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>>721372984

I never loved or cared for my son raditz...

little bastard disappointed me in every way possible, I mean have you seen his power level ?

I'm a tranny and I want to kill myself

>>721373900
you are trying too hard

>>721372984
to think that one is special its just one saying "i'm important and i have a place in the universe" even though you probably have as much value as the minorities in other countries

I feel like dog shit. I just ate 18 of those ghost pepper wings at bww and smoked 1.5 grams of weed

>>721372984
Eat the fuck the core

>>721392134
Why?
Is it cause you're a tranny.
What's got you down.

>>721392531
Yeah. Not gonna make it as a normal human being.

>>721372984
I have crippling depression but continue to keep a smiling face everyday so people wont ask me about it, nor am i doing anything to help myself.
I think about killing myself multiple times a day but have no idea of how to go about it.

Incest and molestation runs deep in my family atleast back to my grand parents. I grew up having sex with my cousins aunts and uncles. I didn't know any better it's just what my family did. Most of them continue the cycle with thier kids to.

>>721373219
fuck you for being happy

>>721392736
Awwwww you poor snowflake...kill yourself immediately

>>721392134
Good.

>>721372984
It'd be cool if this shit worked out and she's not real slutty. I'll be good either way but it'd be nice

>>721392914
Yeah, thats what I've been telling myself you cuck.

My wife cheated on me more than once and I still want to be with her because I know I can do no better and am scared to be alone.

>>721392669
Look, you'll be ok.
I'm a bi into traps.
Trust, you can do fine.
Fuck normal, never been normal in my life and I think I'm doing pretty well.

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My friend complains about being single and how all her exes treats her like an object. She asked me if she was the girl of my dreams, I replied truthfully yes, and she tells me to fuck off. She was the first person I ever tell in love with and her saying those two words stings like fuck. It's been a month since that convo and we haven't talked since.

>>721393152
Sorry to hear that anon. Dump the dumb whore and give her nothing for cheating. You can do better

i really dont need ALL of my lottery winnings, and although im happy my wife is in good shape, i really dont think she needs another breast enlargement

I'm in love with my best friend. I'm single and incapable of loving anyone else because of how strong my feelings are for her. she will never feel the same way about me.

Stop worrying about what's going on in the world. Just make fucking money and live your damn life. Worry only about yourself and your close family. Everyone else can go to hell.

okay so my friend recently just got skinnier and got a gf and all that shit and im still sitting here with acne, being mildly fat and dont know how to talk to women bcuz of low selfesteem. also im shy as fuck and sometimes people think im retarded though im a nice guy (or so i think) all i just do is hide myself behind a coat of apathy and also im lowkey depressed man life's full o shit

>>721392134
im not, but i do too

Have a child with her, financially bound....It's tearing me apart

>>721393197
How the hell does that happen? It sounds like you two were getting along and confiding in one another... did she say that because she was confused or didn't believe you, or did she just set you up and say that to be flat out cruel?

>>721380367
Will I marry Makayla?

>>721392669
i can imagine a little bit how hard it could be. do you live in a big city?

>>721393378
You can change most of it.
I used to weigh 315 and got down to 195.
I'm also socially awkward. What you need to do is force yourself to interact with as many people as possible. It's fucking sucks but eventually you can talk to people pretty ok.
No advice for gf tho, I'm still working on that myself.

i put so much fucking time and effort into these stupid fucking videos I make for YouTube just to be completely ignored because I don't spend an entire video screaming and acting like I'm having an autistic meltdown to a video game.

whatever. I'm not trying to get youtube famous, that shit is too much work, but getting my shit watched at least.... damn man.

I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS SO GOD DAMN MUCH

MEMBERS OF THE FUCKING NIGGER APEX GANG FROM DANDENONG PUT MY DAD IN A HOSPITAL AFTER THEY ATTACKED HIM AT A NIGHTCLUB

THEY ALL NEED TO FUCKING ROT IN HELL

FUCKING SUBHUMAN FILTH

>>721393221
I know but I love her more than I should...Kid too...

>>721393197
Did you speak to her in person when she said "Fuck off"?

If it was over text or something, she probably said it in like a "get out of here, no way" kind of way. If you didn't reply to her after she said that, then you're retarded.

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>>721372984
I tend to not like people, and really I have no interest in a relationship. I used to occasionally feel lonely but that's gone away.

When I get horny I long for another person, maybe have actual human contact, have sex, have fun and be social. After I cum it goes away, and I simply stop caring about it.

I fill the time where I could be with a gf, or maybe getting one with games, which make me happy.

I'm not sure if it's good or bad, but really I don't care.

Help guys
>in high school
>start hanging out with girl
>go on dates but not sure if dating
>kiss and such
>she becomes good friends with a mutual friend
>she hangs out with him without telling me
>sees movies with him
>he's over her house more than I am
>she talks to him when we are together more than she talks to me

>I feel somewhat jealous/used

Is this a normal thing or what? I haven't brought it up but it upsets me a lot. I don't want to be the jealous boyfriend so Ive kept my mouth shut, but am I not imagining things? PLEASE help me out bros

This guy keeps threatening me because hes madly in love with me, I want to file a police report but he was a friend to me and i'm not that petty.. i think he fucked up my car while i was at work.. for revenge i guess. i'm planning on moving far away and not telling anyone. maybe i'll just an hero and not have to worry about a psycho stalking me and fucking with my head.

I'm pretty much done trying to be friends with anyone it always backfires in some way or they fall so deeply in love with me even though i never do anything to make them fall for me.. I have a boyfriend but its like im some kind of fucking GOD when men look at me.. It's because i'm this unicorn of a woman i aint no normal gal.

Fuck, I wish I were born a man.

I AM SO SICK OF BEING NICE TO PEOPLE ALL I DO IS GIVE GIVE AND GIVE AND GIVE AND PEOPLE DONT GIVE A SHIT

>>721378308
hot. totally ok, dont get caught

>>721394397
Let me see your pretty nose mama.

I'M SICK OF WORKING AT BEST BUY, ENTITLED PRICKS THAT COME IN AND BABY BOOMERS JESUS CHRIST HAS EVERYONE LOST THEIR INTELLIGENCE OR WHAT? FUCK YOU DON'T SHOP AT BEST BUY. DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ONE THEY ARE CANCER

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>>721394467
Then stop. Who cares?

>>721379184
i noticed it

>>721394568
I have a pene I can show you poppy.

>>721372984

I think the working at will concept is retarded.

>>721394365
Be the jealous boyfriend, talk to her about your whereabouts with the situation. You're girlfriend won't hate you for liking her.

>>721394629
I went there in uniform one time and one of you guys called me by my rank.
I don't really know why but that pissed me off.
Also, best buy sometimes is the only place with the stuff I need.

>>721394467
fuck that, i get it. not that youre giving to be altruistic, but that youre motivated to make shit happen and it seems like a hundred percent of the population doesnt pull their weight. if you stopped theyd sit idly by and watch it all fall apart and probably only get active when its time to have a conversation about whos to blame, which would provably by you/me for stopping doing all the work

>>721394365
It's normal...

but here is what you do... ignore her and see someone else. simple

if she likes you she will come running back and beg you for more.. if she doesn't then who gives a fuck.

>>721375306
i would like to hear more about this, if I give you my email or my Skype or something would you be able to send me a message about it? It's kind of a lot to ask from an internet stranger but I'm really fascinated by this story

>>721372984
i like this life

>>721372984
the north american left is full of racists

>>721394923
The place is a shit-hole, Over priced garbage and management needs to calm the fuck down. Corporate head-quaters needs to burn the fuck down.

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Just one word faggots... tendies

>>721388203
That girl is really ugly I hope she isn't your wife or your mom or something

>>721372984
I feel like I'm going nowhere, yet always trying to move forward, I don't know how much longer I can keep this up dude

me be bored af

>>721395296
I'll agree with you on that.
I wish there were more tech oriented stores.
Like back in the day when you had those mom and pop pc stores.

>>721395434
Maybe we should just jump a wagon and make a better mom - pop store that actually carries relevant items/

>>721372984
we spend 3/4 of our lives preparing to relax the last 1/4 of our life, which is the time where we can do the least. Society is messed up, and yet it's too far gone to change.

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I fucking hate you and I kinda love you but mostly I miss that I don't have any one by my side and you kinda fucked me out of a full time job
And I have you too much shit
And you never sucked dick
I mean to be fair that should have been the first thing I should have left you for

>>721393489
>>721394071
It was over text. I just told her what's wrong, she just gave out vague answers like "who knows" or "idk". Then, we got into an argument. Eventually, she just told me that I should stop talking to her for my own good as she doesn't want me to be patronizing her for sharing my own true feelings.

I fucking hate retarded people and just honestly wish they were fucking shot out of a cannon at birth

>>721394915
You have a point I just feel like If I tell her how I feel she will think I'm really possessive and that's not what I want to be.

>>721395657
Okay yeah, she's a complete cunt. It's good that you got out of that friendship. She would have been bad for you anon.

I love my girlfriend but our physical relationship is hard capped at March 6 when I move 1000 miles away. I'm afraid I'll end up using her and hurting her and my first real relationship. Ik ik I'm a fag

>>721372984
I hate my wife's disabilities. I love her, but I loathe and detest the disabilities she must suffer with!

If I had one desire granted by our merciful God, it would for each of her disabilities be made manifest as men - just so I could beat the living tar our of 'em! I want them to writhe in the dirt, spitting up blood from their ribs puncturing their lungs! I want their guts to bleed from the ruptured stomach and bile juices digesting their organs! I want to fashion a garrote line from their pubic haris and strange them 'til their eyes turn red!

Then, when I've had my fun; I'll hand my gun to the wife, and give her the honor of dispatching those vermin to a special place in hell!

And then I'd eat my chips while fondling her tits, with the biggest smile on my butterface!

>>721395793
Further explination is need

>>721395080
But since we have a lot of mutual friends won't that mess everything up? I mean I'm going to college next year so does it really matter?

It's hillary clintons fault that trump got elected

>>721395377
Bro
I feel the same way
Buy hella mushrooms and watch Bill hicks

>>721372984
im gay

>>721395606
I would if I wasn't in the army.
I did the kinda thing before I joined.
Had tons of electronic parts, and fixed things, and gave people decent advice on purchases.

>>721395627
I feel the same way. I want to just run away from it all, but there is nowhere to run to. Interesting that I'm not the only one thinking about this...

>>721372984

Every single aspect of life is meaningless. No matter how much I distract myself, no matter how many pleasures I indulge in, when the dust settles at the end of the day, everything is miserable and empty.

I have a drinking problem I haven't been able to fix. It causes more misery and hopelessness.

We're all just mindless slaves and consumers and our lives will probably amount to nothing.

>>721393378
i like boys like you, i got a fetish, and im not alone, im not the onley one who likes guys like you annon

>>721396307
all you need is love, life sucks dude

>>721380367
Does Lila love me?

>>721396841

My sexuality doesn't allow me to have a healthy, loving relationship. That has also contributed to the pervasive misery.

>>721397430
>>721380367
Would she leave max for me?

>>721380367
>>721397580
Would Danielle or Jessica sleep with me?

>>721397661
>>721397430
>>721397580
Fuck man this isn't what I wanted goddamnit I don't want to lose her

Grunting and pointing at the sign does not tell me what you want you fucking retarded nigger cunt

>>721372984
I'm still alive somehow. Feels great!

Now if only I could have the last 20 years of my life back somehow and make it less violent this time around, then things would be even better.

gotta smoke niggers that think nothing of harassing strangers

what cha got, gimme some gimme some

>>721397561
im so sorry

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Why are we all born into this hell we call life, expecting to make it out with people's greed constantly yearning for something better in life when in reality it can only be achieved by accepting self-worth and what do you deserve.

FUCKING IS2 SERVER I HATE YOU SO MUCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>721393761
You'll get the kid. She's gonna remain a cheating whore bruv. Take everything she cares about and move on

>>721378305
Kek

I broke ties with a group of nice internet fellows because one guy was slightly mean to me and it toppled my self esteem that night, and I couldn't sleep so I just deleted the account to ease up. This is about the 4th time I've left a coherent group of lads over the nets, and I can't seem to establish a close relationship because I'm a faggot who can't gain enough social satisfaction through talking so I make sudden departures to feel better about myself.
At least I still talk to them in my dreams.

I have a crush on a lesbian.

i've been kicking the can down the road for so long that i've run out of road. decision time is close, and it seems heroing is my only option.

As much as I love the world that I'm in, a life of complete and utter solitude, a world devoid of human influence (except for me) would make me so happy. I also possess CP, and I've committed murder and gotten away with it.