Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>721344237
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claim :o
>>721363427 (alice)
Grammar is super easy as long as I don't have to name shit like pronouns and stuff.
Ah, isn't that some sort of romcom?
>>721364871 (shielder)
If only, that kind of soreness feels good! I have the bad soreness from injuries!
this is my pocket man wife of waifu in your map languaage
>>721364871
I'm sorry you must not be able to watch a lot of stuff out there
>>721365291 (mash)
Just believe me when I say that snu snu is Geschlechtsverkehr then.
>>721364913
i dont think i could keep up an illusion like that
>>721365287
but i didnt want to make you feel bad
>>721365653
Everyone does, it's called being an adult.
>>721365569
Grammar is always shitty! No mater how easy some of it seems
I'm not too sure, I only just started it with a friend!
>>721365653
I'm ok
Shielder claimed!!!!!!!!
>wifi is dyingg
>>721365146
i can't trust a muslim, they're so scary and evil...
>how about you
idk...
>>721365221
stahp
>>721365569
i can make you feel really sore in your special place...
>>721365637
it's okay~ i have lots and lots of books i really enjoy
>wifi is getting weaker, the kids must be home from saturday school now
>>721365652
that's a big german word right there...
>>721366130
What kind of books?
>>721366130
no~ let me snuggle you ~
>>721366130
It's not that big really, not compared to stuff like Fußballeuropameisterschaftsqualifikationsspielanaylse, but for a shorter, less formal word try Schnackseln.
>>721366130
I understand why you feel uncomfortable around muslims. What's up with your wifi shouldn't it be sem-decent everywhere nowadays?
Oh well, I guess the poor wifi is enough motivation for you to be active and socialize.
>>721365727
>>721365925
i have to eat goodbye
>>721366540
Sure buddy, have fun at school tomorrow!
Alice3d is streaming Fallout 3, come and chill with us! twitch tv/celtyplays
>>721366540
bye
>>721366723
I'll be there once she gets ticcer legs
>>721366784
>she
>>721366831
>(you)
>>721366831
This. Also, Fallout 3 is the worst Fallout.
>>721365742
Sounds fun, hope you enjoy it!
>>721366130
That sounds real damn lewd. Didn't think you could be assertive.
Claimed also hello!
>>721367582
cute legs
>>721366723
She's not even interesting i don't know how her legs can hold even 50 people watching her
>>721367567
It's kind of funny so far! Definitely an ecchi.
Have you been watching anything recently?
Saturday night , time to get drunk
>>721366432
LITERALLY who cares you Muslim turd.
Kindly remove your self from my wife.
Thank you ;)
>>721368860
cry me a river bitch nigga
>>721369143
That post was a joke :o
How are you? I'm actually sad right now
Claiming best girl
>>721369302
your whole life is a joke go cry in the corner
>>721369402
I thought you were my friend, must have been a different anon :o
>>721369530
I don't befriend faggots like you
fucking faggot
>>721369396
Hi
>>721369583
on phone, who is this? :o .
>>721369653
bye
>>721369665
>>721369706
are you killing yourself ? good ! bye !
>>721369706
i miss foulaw-chan -_-
>>721369873
me too
I made him leave :(
Murder claimed.
donald duck claimed
>>721369012
Amazing posts like this make my day comrade textbox.
>>721369873
Sorry it didn't go smoothly...Are you alright?
>>721370083
Donald Duck Claimed
>>721370110
>>721370148
DONALD DUCK CLAIMED
>>721370126
where is Robbie? :o
>>721370045
Your waifu is very cute
>>721370140
what? :o
>>721370221
he's at work
>>721370045
Hi>>721370224
Hi friend
Claim
>>721370221
No Murder is my husbando.
>>721370280
I guess that makes you mine till then :)
>>721370280
You said you were sad, what's up?
>>721370354
your husbando is very cute
>>721370328
you're very cute :o
>>721370281
hi tomoko, how are you?
>>721370355
no -_-
i'm his and only his
>>721370328
old man
>>721370389
i said i missed foulaw-chan not that i was sad :o
Hey everyone, spiderman is claimed. Also no spiderman thread today.
>>721370140
So did you decide to cam for us?
>>721370432
ty he is
>>721370432
:o
>>721370499
-_-
fgsfds
hello everyone
>>721370499
You said you were too down right now
>>721370544
I wouldn't do that, not for the thread and not for a private show.
I'm taken.
>>721370499
but that little cock is mine :)
>>721370587
where is he from?
>>721370591
<3
>>721370140
>>721370389
You replied to the wrong person -_-
>>721370667
whoops
>>721370647
:o
>>721370591
go to bed :o
>>721370628
what? :o
>>721370647
no it's not
go suck homoyoyoyo off already -_-
>>721370628
Hmm.
>>721370812
he's gonna help me play with you :o
>>721370490
having a really lazy day. you?
>>721370812
No, i'm doing something -_-
>>721370873
And as you are not my girlfriend, I will not be sending you pictures.
>>721370896
no
>>721370985
but you've been up for too long :o
>>721370647
You don't know Murder?
>>721370918
im okay thanks, went to a funeral so not all that spectacular of a day
>>721371007
I didn't mention pictures this time. Sounds like you want to take them, but not send them.
Have you done that before? Taken lewd pictures? Only to hold onto them them selfishly or delete them entirely?
>>721371105
no:
>>721371072
"that doesn't sound too bad"
I know you want it -_-
Waifus are gay
>go outside fags
>>721371153
Cam implies pictures.
Sure haven't!~ I am pure.
>>721371210
ur moms gay
>>721371204
if it was him only -_-
>>721371072
It means i can sleep for longer :o
>>721371337
Haha you claimed a dog?
>>721371280
>I am pure
I doubt that. Even the vestal virgins surely dreamt of coitus.
>>721371115
Oh that sucks. I hope isnt wasnt too bad for you
>>721371525
I am pure! Fantasies are no big deal.
>>721371453
You must be new here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKqqy66CyEg
>>721371385
>>721371652
Also, the fact that you are posting on 4chan, and to a further extent, /b/ proves you are far from "Pure."
But don't think of this as some kid of insult.
>>721371733
why do people have to ruin a good song? -_-
>>721372205
To be fair, I only post on /waifu/
And the only reason I'm on here reguardless is because I used to be an edgy teen
>>721372327
Hello
>>721371733
lol
>>721372354
You really expect me to believe that?
カラミチーマス
Tired
>>721372534
I don't see why I'd lie about it
>>721372579
Go to sleep then
>>721372749
I don't see why you would either.
We're all the same here.
>>721373040
I wouldn't.
Ergo, I'm telling the truth.
And are pure.
>>721373171
Sure you am.
>>721373272
I'm glad you agree.
>>721373317
So when are you and your girlfriend going to cam for us?
>>721373421
>my girlfriend
her nudes already got leaked my dude
>me
never.
>>721373499
>her nudes already got leaked my dude
Oh? Have I seen them? You aren't calling Chara a she are you?
>>721373653
I sure am calling her a she
I wouldn't know if you've seen em
>>721373748
If your "girlfriend" is Chara then yes, I have seen them.
>>721373855
Yep, she is my girlfriend.
>Quick claim
I may not be around for a while
>>721373995
So. When are you and your boyfriend going to cam for us?
>>721374096
i don't have a boyfriend anon :o
>>721374268
>>721374268
>:o
That about sums it up.
>>721374090
I'm still waiting on those handies :^)
>>721374351
"I-It's a girl, I swear"
>>721374351
Hmm?
>>721373995
I hope I get chara as my gf in the next life
boi
>>721374425
Boy, I ain't doing it out in public :^)
>>721374467
Nah, nothing.
Just thinking that you claim to be female, but are probably just another sissy. Do you two trade pegging days?
>>721374090
Hi
>>721374653
She is pretty great.
>>721374712
Nah son, it says female on my driver's licence, I am a girl
>>721374711
That's ok :^)
>>721374712
Wow, stop assuming people genders you male scum xd
>>721374911
I know that
>>721374911
>>721374988
>>721374959
CIS white male, get it fucking right.
>>721375023
Just laughing at your mental disease. Think nothing of it.
>>721375121
You're also Hitler if you tell male people that they're not female.
>>721375121
What, you think I'm trans? That i wasn't born a girl?
>>721375237
You're not female
>>721375271
Shut up Adolf :^)
This thread went from gay to edgy and idk what's worse -_-
>>721375392
You know you like it bb
>>721375237
Doesn't bother me at all.
>>721375252
Basically.
>>721375271
what am i :o
>>721375400
kill me klonatatatatatata -_-
>>721375460
You would be incorrect, then.
i'm a girl
>>721375400
Edgy
It's always gay
>>721375400
spics are worse
>>721375400
gay cancer/edgy cancer?
>>721375493
Until you can prove that, you are male.
>>721375613
I'm not gonna send nudes, but nice try :^)
>>721375532
you're just a faggot
now go do your work and stop being lazy -_-
>>721375532
Are you? :o
>>721375613
>autism
>>721375532
[X] Doubt
>>721375532
cute
>>721375662
I'll keep trying. Given enough attention, I bet you'll crack.
>>721375725
Naaaaah. You must be new to the internet or something.
Tonight is a rum night
>>721375830
I really don't think so.
>>721375830
>new
>waah!! prove me shit
>>721375960
Why?
>>721375532
Tits or gtfo :^)
>>721375993
I'm still going to try. Take a cute one.
>>721376048
(You)
Is this Chara? You sure jumped up to defend this person out of no where.
>>721376168
>calling out his boogie man
10/10
>>721376127
Because I like rum!
>>721376168
Please. If I did, it'd go to Chara.
-claims Ikarous and hopes she's enjoying hand egg's day eve- <3
>>721376275
valentine's snek?
>>721376380
BAG
NAO
>>721376268
Did I win? Share a nude of you "girlfriend" as a prize.
>>721376283
Well I'm glad that you have at least thought of a cute pose.
>>721376453
-puts all the raked leaves in the bag and thanks you for helping out with the chores- <3
>>721376438
Yus
>>721376380
*is hoping Ika got her jersey to wear for the hand egg championship*
>>721376476
Like I said, I haven't sent a nude.
>>721376476
you lost want me to feed you more (you) ??
Hello!
>>721376283
Hello louise. Dont mind Tomo
>>721376639
What a terrible girlfriend.
>>721376663
Sure. I'm bored after completing my homework and I need more people to talk to.
>>721376638
._. -gave it back like he promised-
>>721376773
poor thing now I feel bad
>>721376275
lewd
>>721376731
Hello, how are you?
>>721376773
I disagree.
>>721376793
Hello Sonata
>>721376793
*puts away knife and is thankful no one had to get hurt*
>>721376819
Why? Not two seconds ago you were trying to troll me.
>>721376870
Well I guess as long as you put out it's fine.
>>721376870
^_^ -waves-
>>721376880
-takes your knife to the sink and washes it before leaving it in the strainer to dry-
>>721376638
ok good
>>721377038
I don't really think that's any of your business..
>>721377052
How are you?
>>721366238
the bible~
>>721366380
yeeeeaahhhh i'm not even going to attempt to read that~
>>721366432
there are simply some parts of america that don't have internet yet, it sucks...
>>721367567
only when it comes to sexy military hunks like yourself~ i think it's a fetish of mine to dominate them
>>721377176
You don't, do you?
And I bet you wave it in his face.
>>721377176
-is okay. Has been fiddling around with a playstation 4, trying to figure out how to get it to dispense the coffee-
>>721377278
Hush up, what me and Chara do in the bedroom is super hot and not any of your business.
>>721377322
I think that might be a lost cause..
>>721376870
Building a new magic deck
Not sure if Stax is a vaible deck archetype in Yugioh. It denies resources to all players
Of course, it works best in multiplayer
>>721375532
please no..
>>721377255
Really? Thats not a lot of books
>>721377480
>what me and Chara do in the bedroom is super hot and.not any of your business.
Ohhhhh man. This is great.
>>721377480
:< -looks up at you, nibbling on the hd. This cookie really needs something to dunk it in--
>>721377638
False, there are 39 books in the bible.
Also claimed
>>721377638
just kidding, i read enough of that book~
>>721377609
Some of the best decks are lockdown style that deny the opponent plays and resources.
>>721377644
>
>>721377682
Go make us some of your great tea, then!
>>721377826
0.0 -brings you a cup and sits back down beside his broken toy-
>>721377758
Thats not a lot
>>721377767
Family thing? what do you like to read now?
>>721377826
>>721375721
I might be
>>721375676
I am working
>>721377255
You strike me more as the type that likes to be dominated more.
>>721377255
do you still live in Alaska ?
>>721377909
Thank you~ Did your stuffed rabbit break? I make plushies sometimes, I bet I could fix it.
>>721378020
I don't have one of those anon
>fuck off
>>721378077
O-oh..
>>721378090
Did you cut it off? Are you a eunuch?
>>721365484
Sauce on OP?
>>721378272
I was born a girl my dude
>>721378090
-would never let his Bunny break- ;_;
>stellar claim
>>721377826
The fun of stax is you get fucked over too
>>721378416
What toy did you mean, then?
>>721378492
That does sound pretty great. I'd like to try that some time.
>>721378388
You are very committed to this story, I see.
>>721378492
Yan?
>>721378527
-has broken ps4. Does not think hard drive is werking. Doesn't show up when attached to pc in enclosure-
>>721378587
The truth :o
>>721377932
We used to sing hymns during family time after dinner everyday. my dad would hit us with the belt if we fooled around -.-
i just read whatever its in the local library and buy any book i really liked
>>721378077
i like it until i meet a hunk like you~
>>721378081
yes, all my life~
>>721378077
>returns your purple thing
>>721378763
I've been on the Internet way too long to believe anyone who claims to be female without providing proof.
>>721378858
thank
>uses it
>>721378769
That sounds really sucky. Sorry about that. Well what are you reading now