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>IIT: 1) You list your country 2)Make fun of the country above

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>IIT:
1) You list your country
2)Make fun of the country above you

Canada
>>
>>721318445
A fukin leaf

>India
>>
>>721318575
P O O
I N
T H E
L O O

>Poland
>>
How do you take census in a Polish village?: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
>>
Also NewZealand
>>
>>721319321
There's no such thing as newzeland

>Germany
>>
>>721319455
>Be german
>Fight in the great war,losing one testicle
>Come back a better man
>Realise what went wrong
>Try to claim it back
>Be german
>Lose both wars that you started
>>
>>721319541
forgot,singapoor itt
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>>721319455
t.Ahmed, enjoying the diversity?

>US
>>
What the fuck is a singapore
>>
>>721319562
Singapoor? Aren't those the shitskins of asians?

>England
>>
>>721319592
Not as much freedom as you think
>Australia
>>
>>721319952
>Be australian
>Ban guns because you get shot
>Still get shot
>>
>>721319952
Sucked any Emu dick lately
>Bangladesh
>>
>>721320030
Forgot,Syria
inb4 isis
>>
>>721319808
says mehmet
syria
>>
>>721320054
>Be syrian
>Cucked by jews
>nuff said

>Pakistan
>>
You just.. just cant find humour in war my bro..
Malaysia
>>
Australia?More like a place for the human filth of Europe.
>Serbia
>>
usa

>>721320130
actually pretty cool
>>
>Hungary
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Luxembourg
>>721320054
keep your fucking refugees out of my country reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>721320108
>works in corner shop
>still has 50p charge on using card
>>
>>721320152
BUDAPEST IS DOPE AS FUCK. i love hungary

this is >>721320146 btw
>>
>>721320130
Remove kebab
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>>721320130
DEFEND KEBAB KEBAB STRONK
>>turkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krJGpF0_TrQ
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>>721320177
Thanks fam
>>
Fuck every country except the south island of NZ and Iceland.

>aus
>>
>>721320229
>Turkey
Turkey? I knew about Hungry but Turkey is also a country?
>>
>>721320244
aus
fuck yeah
>>
>>721320229
Strong against nukes
>Best fucking nation in the world
(murica)
>>
>>721320244
Fucking dingos while playing the diggity do
>Scotland
>>
>>721320237
i'm going back this summer, can't wait

és magyarul szuper jó. beszélek, de csak egy kicsit
>>
>>721320354
Fucking a sheep just like wales
>Ireland
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>>721318575
>>721318723
>>721319562
>>721320038
>>721320054
>>721320090
>>721320108
>>721320122
>>721320130
>>721320229
Fuck load of shit skins here

Brothers:
>>721320354
>>721319808
>Great British Empire
>>
>>721320354
Ye canae be sco'ish with tha' accent get oot
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>>721320302
>Be murica
>muh freedom
>Highest gun crimes
>Most obese nation
>Politics is a joke
>Sucks saudis dick
>Bends over for daddy israel

(Pakistan)
>>
>>721320470
You got fucked by a zealous virgin.
>France
>>
>>721320507
don't forget about our president aka putin's puppet
>>
>>721320470
>Be british
>plant flags and declare land as your empire
>natives too kind to say no
>Kill natives
>they get angry and revolt
>Get shocked when empire falls
>>
>>721320526
Nice terrorist attacks faggot
>syria
>>
>>721320575
(yoo ass a)
>>
>>721320578
you suck some good dick to feed ur kids under the bridges u sleep right in front of them
>turkey
>>
>>721320578
>syria
>doubt
t.shekelstein
>>
>>721320616
your country is named after the nigger of birds

>murica
>>
>>721320526
pretty sure we burnt that bitch. How does Agincourt feel btw?

>UK
>>
>>721320690
brush your teeth poof
finland
>>
>>721320575
>>721320599
betrayed by my own son. I bet you're gunna feel so bad you will comfort eat ;)

>your dad (oooooh kay)
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>>721320720
when you say finland, do you mean Russia or Sweden?

>UK
>>
>>721320767
Bunch of ugly bitches trying to be Americans

>Brazil
>>
>>721320822
I'd rather try to be American then be a black shitskin like you Brazillians
>>
why does every immigrants wants to go to your penis shaped island?
>France
>>
>>721320959
???
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>>721320822
A bunch of soccer lover fags

>Mexico
>>
>>721320941
Shitskin>pig skinned murican

>bangladesh
>>
>>721321023
WALL
>>
>>721321104
The wall is to keep pig skins in not mexicans out
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>>721321182
At least it's not europe
>>
>>721321223
>not yet
>>
>>721319562
lol merlions
>>
>>721321023
A bunch pedophile tags

>Italy
>>
>>721320177
>>721320393
I'm glad you had a good time here, hope you'll have a great summer here.
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>>721319268
top kek
>>
>>721321512
The only relevance of that country is the food.

>Hungary
>>
>>721321751
The only relevance of that country is the niggers they horde
>>
>>721321853
true dat
>>
>>721321751
An entire country famous for being pwn'd by mongolians? Fail.

P.S. King Buda was a fag.

>USA Trump supporter here. COME AT ME
>>
>>721321964
>USA
>Trump supporter

You're a living breathing joke

>poland
>>
>>72132204

POLAND CAN INTO SPACE NOW?

>india
>>
>>721322042
Wow, you so edgy. How is having Jesus as the King of Poland treating you?

You're the joke here pal.
>>
>>721322042
and here i am thinking how once you were worth invading
>Bosnia and Herzegovina
>>
>>721322259
Half of your country is actually Serbia

>Sweden
>>
>>721322143

You still shit on the streets and dump dead people into rivers?

Us
>>
>>721322310
>swedistan
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>>721322259
Wow, you had to call the UN just because Serbia was retaking its land
>Canada
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>>721322143
Always stuck in the 1980s.
Masala chai every 10 steps.
Traffic jams caused by beef.
Over 9000 gods.
Cannot get along with Pakistan even though you are all the same people.
Yoga got colonied by white women.

The list goes on.

>U! S! A!
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>>721322143
Ancient hindu symbol got stolen by jews and is now called "star of king jew".

Ancient hindu symbol got stolen by Hitler and is forbidden in the west.

Man, you guys need to step up the game.

> 'Murica
>>
New Zealand
Went to nitro circus tonight. Old guy died 3m from where I was sitting .
Some by gave him cpr for ten min while first aid responders done nothing. Start time postponed because of high wind lol was great night
>>
>>721322310
Who the fuck wears sailor caps for high school graduation?

Also, moose everywhere.

>USA
>>
>>721322466
More cows than people.
Lands all taken back by Maori.
Not as cool as Australia.
South island has nothing except more cows.
Hobbits.

>PERTH AUSTRALIA!
>>
>>721322618
A nanny state with shitty Anglo culture

>Slovenia
>>
>>721322744
No one knows who you are or gives a single fuck about you.
>Antarctica
>>
>>721322744
Never heard of you guys. Probably did nothing in history except getting pwn'd like the armenians.

>Latvia
>>
>>721322860
Literally who
>Mexico
>>
>>721322808
lol penguins
lol brits trying their hardest to colonize ur land

>Arctic
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>>721322231
wow.
Good one.
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>>721322618
You call kiwis sheep shaggers now its more cows than people. That sucks that we have a better dairy industry than your desert.
Actually 5 degrees cooler than Australia. We are still white while you get burnt as black as a lebo which are taking you over.
Maori have no rights besides cutting in front of the welfare queue.
South island is so clean and green except our women which are complete nymphos and single mothers by the time they hit 18 they buy you the alcohol that gets you drunk enough to cheat on your gf with them.
6" 2 master race and I'm average, my 14yo son is 6 foot and my ancestors paid to come to nz unlike your convict scum.
Tell me again how you are better,snake bait
>>
>>721322885
You saving up to pay for that wall?
Or gonna get beheaded by cartels?
Or getting diarrhea from drinking water?
Or celebrating for being 5'1", which is tall for your country?
Or crying over how you lost Texas and CA to us?

>'Murican
>>
>>721323042
I sure love Mexicans.
Nice job creating NATO.
Gulf war

>Serbia
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>>721322994
lol 6 inches 2 master race.

Typical kiwi. Also, I ran over a fucking kiwi (ugly bird) while driving on your one-lane road. Feels great.
>>
>>721323042
Multicultural shithole,enjoy dindus when they fuck your wife
and of course... Give her 50% of your shit when she divorces you and makes you pay child support for niglet kids
>Croatia
>>
>>721323087
nevr herd of u lel
>korea
>>
>>721323212
no one knows who the fuck you are, you got oil?

>USA
>>
>>721323212
How does it feel to be less awesome than the Bosnians?
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Moj čovek
>>
>>721323235
Nothing I can say to you that you can sting more than your political situation

>Canada
>>
>>721323235
The only country where you can get a 3 litre coke with your standard 24 piece burger bucket.

>Australia
>>
>>721323283
> Bosnians
> Implying Bosnian is an ethnicity
Half of you cunts are Serbs, and the other half of you are Croats.

Good one
>>
>>721323234
Best Korea? Or plastic-surgery Korea?

>Best (DPR) Korea
>>
>>721323235
>crotia
>Don't know who you are
>takes pride in that

(Pakistan)
>>
>>721323340
Who cares? You are all dirty slavs.

> Your superior mongolian overlord
>>
>>721323212
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
LONG LIVE THE ALBANIAN NATION
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

卐卐卐卐

卐 卐
卐 卐
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
卐 卐
卐 卐

卐卐卐卐
>>
>>721323374
Sir, can I help you with your order today?
Sir?
Hello sir?
Sir?
Are you there?
Sir?

> USA
>>
>>721323360
You hungry mate?
>Croatia
>>
>>721323374
I have officially now stopped caring whatever the hell people say about me. Fuck. Islam. The most gruesome, violent, sadistic, xenophobic, discriminatory religion out there. The recent attacks in Paris have removed the last bit of pity i feel toward muslims, why do we only see Islamic terrorism? Why don't we see Christians blowing themselves up in the HQ of the freedom from religion foundation? Why don't we see Atheist beheading christians? Why is it only Islamic terrorism that we see? People must realise there is not a problem with extremism, there is a fucking problem with worshipping a pedophile prophet (piss be upon him). I am sick and tired of this religion, i am sick and tired of western countries having to deal with this bullshit, we fucking welcome them in our first world countries and all they do is blow themselves up in the name of a fucking psychopatic sky daddy and claim Sharia Law to be imposed and above the governement that welcomed them in open arms from misery. Throughout my life i have always defended moderate muslims (which i am now doubting their existance) and told people to not generalise the whole muslim population, but this is fucking enough, this religion is fucking ruining our way of life, either "normal" muslims stand up against these fucking psychopaths and try to stop them, or they can get the fuck out of non muslim countries. I am so sorry for any liberal accepting muslims out there, i really am, but i have to vent out this rage. Sadly, Islam is not compatible with the 21st century, like it or not. I excuse myself again, i must now go sacrifice a baby to the ruler of darkness because atheism.

(germany)
>>
>>721323429
Shut up, buddhist fag.

Go dalai your llama
>>
>>721323403
Is it hard to live in a huge fucking wasteland of a desert?

>>721323461
Keknuo sam
>>
>>721323335
>>721323235(me)

wheres that 24 burger bucket with 3L pop sounds like a good fuckin deal

>>721323308
I voted for Trump
>>
>>721323490
how does muslim refugee dick feel?


>Lebanon
>>
>>721323457
>Takes pride in not knowing
>>
>>721323490
tl;dr

Germany? How is having to support the ENTIRE EU working out for you?
>>
>>721323536
Phoenician masterrace?
>>
>>721323513
Well here's a post that sums up America in a nutshell
>>
>>721323490
>pakistan
>reeeeeeeeislamreeeeeeeee
You deserve what you're getting gerministan
>>
>>721323536
If it wasn't for mia khalifa, I'd have no idea you guys exist.

Hungary
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>>721323513
>pop
>>
>>721321058
are you hungry?

>germany
>>
>>721323513
Trump 2020
>>
>>721323698
Merkel cucked you guys so bad, at this point you should be called the German caliphate
>Chile
>inb4 what is that
>>
>>721323698

germany is the new syria
year 2030 all german women who have become of reproductive age are now with muslims and africans
year 2030 no germans left
germany is now run by muslims.
>>
>>721323800
Are you stuck in a coal mine?

>USA
>>
>>721323854
Your weight?
Albania
>>
>>721323854
please tell me your pronoun before I proceed with my sentence

>Lebanon
>>
>>721323854
Overweight retards who elected another retard as president
Portugal
>>
>>721323936
hows life in the bunkers?

>Serbia
>>
>>721324020
How does having 4 failed crusades feel?
How does having failed to colonize the Americas feel?
How does having a shit economy feel?
How does it feel when all your women come running to us feel?

> Superior Spain
>>
>>721324030
Not a real country.

>Montenegro
>>
>>721324344
> Montenegro
> Says Serbia isn't a real country

Nice one fam
>>
>>721324294
America removed paella years ago and you still are stuck in the past
>20% poverty rate
>20% unemployment rate
And you talk shit to Portugal
Chile
>>
Home country
>Cuba
Fucking chileans ruining my games
>>
>>721324957
Go back to your coal mines and your shit wine.

>SPAIN!
>>
>>721324957
>So how is earthquakes treating you
Panama
Inb4 muh columbians
>>
>>721325099
Different and worse Italians

>Czech Republic
>>
>>721325284
>>
You all are infidels

>afghanistan
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>>721326626
Filthy goat fuckers, how about less boy fucking and more colonizing your dumb fucking desert. Honestly it's countries like yours that make me wish that dune worms existed.

Murica
>>
fat fucks

>malaysia
>>
>>721327120
t.newfag
>>
>>721327579
one of the most irrelevant countries on the planet. not to mention about 50% of your country is either overweight or obese.
>>
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>>721327780
Kek
>>
>>721327975
>banter a country
>doesnt state country you live in
>is a faggot
>>
>>721322912
Lol polar nigga you aint even a continent.
>Bermuda triangle.
>>
>>721328625
sorry i forgot
>usa
>>
>>721329013
Ye haw
> my feel when also us
>MA
>>
>>721325099
Su acento es una mierda
Su cultura es de los moros
Su gobierno hizo que le conocieran como "la niña tonta de europa" por correr a los judíos y a los negros y quebrar pocos años más tarde.

Todas su mujeres los dejarían por un argentino.

>Also, Argentina
>>
>>721329146
futbal

>also, Norway
>>
>>721319455
Oh yeah when shit gets rough just flood our economy like the little pussies you are and leave your country to a pissed off Austrian with one testicle.

>Yeehaw its the U. S Of FUCKING A
>>
>>721320038
Fucking bangladesh
Go back to your mud-hut shit skin.
>USA
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>>721329317
>Me: USA

>(You)
Your country looks like Canada, if Canada looked like a jackass
>>
>>721329245

Uk

Norway is just....irrelevant.
>>
>>721329317
A whole country oficina retards with guns

>Argentina
>>
>>721320108
FUCKING SAND NIGGER STAY OUT OF MY GOD DAMN COUNTRY
Wait never mind God Emperor Trump got rid of you shitskins.

>USA
>>
>>721329146
I love Hernan Cattaneo so yay for Argentina.

>USA
>>
>>721329461
Get over it, the Falklands is ours bitch.

>Scotland
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>>721329559

poland
>>
>>721329636
Will you unblock my toilet for £5 cash in hand?

>England
>>
>>721329509
Pakistan isn't banned muritard
>>
>>721329935

Will you ever be anything else than a tasteless shithole ?

>France
>>
>>721329935
hmmmmm could buy 12 beers for that but sorry - no union no fixing things anymore

>poland
>>
>>721330088
You make euro socialism look bad, baguette faggot.
-t. Ireland
>>
>zimbabwe
zimbabwe
>zimbabwe
zimbabwe
>>
>>721330088
LOLOLOL

No jokes necessary. "France" says it all.

>Breton here. We are not French.
>>
>>721330275
thanks for the assist ireland

>england
>>
>>721321182
Wrong
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