Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>721314272
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>721318035
Like, actual pixels?
>>721318013
>>721317561
Look it up, trust me on that one, besides, it's not like a sedant or shit, look for the 3mlg ones, mine are 5mlg and I take two just for the shit and giggles.
>>721317648
Shame you commited to such sinful life of heresy.
>>721317611
I don't think the state will support you for any of those though.
>>721317829
What?
>>721317965
Yeah you do, loser.
still here
Let's try being second place this thread.
>>721317995
Oh..Oh my.
And how are you gonna do that?
>>721317956
It's 8:40, when did I say I was going back to sleep :o
>>721318001
just woke up! I'm feeling a little bit ill, but I'm sure that feeling will pass!
Sleep all day?! Bad Yohane-anon!
>nice legs
>>721317946
So does! And you so do!
>>721317956
Nah m8, all about that 3 Musketeers bars.
>>721317995
S-Shut up!
>>721318001
Nou!
well fuck windows 10 becus i can't post my waifu :(
>>721318123
Why not first :^) ?
Claim :o
>>721318123
nice hairu
>>721318178
Well if my house is soooo nice because I'm soooo rich, then wouldn't it be better to be here anyway?
Not anymore, I don't. It's all going to my surgery fund.
Still here
best waifu claimed
>>721318107
I dont want to rely on meds unless I have to
>>721318107
Right, but the state will definitely support born-rich multi billionaires with billions upon billions of bailout money. What a joke.
>>721318207
I'm on windows 10 and I'm currently posting Georgette getting plowed and cummed on by a 2d version of me.
>>721318123
Second place?
>>721318124
I, uh, may have been tempted into buying some rune stones. Just as a bit of fun though! I don't take that kind of thing seriously.
>>721318178
I am really, really tempted.
>>721318215
Kagari doesn't have much of a personality in the VN (yet?). The only time she's being sociable, she doesn't really speak your language.
So no, not first. Not even second. But she is cute.
>>721318233
You should try breaking routine some time.
>>721318396
no -_-
>>721318236
Nope! It smells of Bourgeoisie up there!
OHHHHHHHHH, okay.
>>721318387
Pls no
>>721318387
Shizuru #1 imo.
Lucia is probably #2. When she's not being fucking nuts that is.
>>721318427
Why not?
>>721318387
Oh my. Hey, if you wanna be a spooky witch, that's your thing!
My best IRL friend is actually big into crystals and that sort of thing
>>721318449
You say that like it's a bad thing
Tell you what, I'll buy you a nice grass-fed burger if you come up here.
>>721318449
The fact that you haven't seriously asked me to stop is quite telling.
>>721318487
I don't want to -_-
>>721318396
yet?
And who would be 3rd?
>>721318510
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!
>>721318514
Shush you!
Oh, goodie. Y'all still here.
>>721318487
Lucia is probably my #1, if I think about it. I like her, Shizuru and Akane most I think.
>>721318510
I don't want to! I just think they're kind of cool.
I don't think I could ever actually buy into that stuff, though I'll confess I might also be buying a deck of tarot cards. That's a business expense though.
>>721318656
It's actually too much effort to try and find more. I'll just remember to cap them as they come up
>>721318666
Not going anywhere, Satan.
>>721318262
It's not quite a drug though.
>>721318317
Become one so the state supports you.
>>721318666
Sup.
>>721318656
nah, seriously, it's actually one of the best burgers I ever had. They're a little pricey, though.
>>721318774
Would you be a spooky witch if you had the chance? I would.
I don't buy into crystals and stuff, but as I've mentioned, I used to be pretty big into astral projection.
What business is it where that's an expense?
>>721318774
Don't make me...!
>>721318855
Heye.
>>721318888
Those quads do not confirm that! Besides, you haven't even had one of my burgers!
>>721318579
As i understand, when they release Rewrite to western markets, it's going to be Rewrite+, which will have some new stuff.
>>721318541
Why not?
>>721318774
She's good. Just a little terrifying.
I think Akane is one of my lower ones, though it's hard to blame her for that. I think we've discussed this before.
I wish Kotori was higher. Her cuteness for the common route was so on point. Fell off pretty hard for her route though, but i guess that applies to almost everyone.
Chihaya takes last. She's a nice girl and cute and all, but god her route was just so... god... damn... weird... Compared to the rest, anyways.
I'm tempted to replay the game and see if my ordering changes at all. Maybe try to take the person out of the context of their route and just judge based on them and how they react to things.
>>721318962
Hi
>>721319145
zoom
>>721319011
Nope. Quads confirm everything. Quads confirm you gotta come up here and have one.
Also, you put cheese in em, don't you? I'm not big on cheese.
>>721319070
Maybe then i will read it. Maybe.
>>721318855
:o
>>721319070
because i don't -_-
カラミチーマス
>>721318888
If it was real? Probably.
Astral projection seems even harder to believe to me...
A business where I'm developing something that uses tarot cards as an influence. Or at least something tarot-inspired.
>>721318890
Don't make you what, my cute little kitty?
>>721319070
Kotori is nice, but I don't know that I liked her route much.
Chihaya just annoyed me a little, honestly. I'm not sure I minded her route that much though.
I played it fairly recently, so it's all fresh in my mind. It might be worth doing though, try and judge the characters based on who they are instead of their route.
>>721318814
I still don't want to need it
>>721319220
Cheese not necessary.
>>721319292
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>721319292
I could absolutely see not believing in it, but as for me, who's experienced it, I'd have a hard time not.
See, you're just making me more curious.
>>721319365
Well, the time after you come up here, we can try that!
>>721319433
Uggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I don't get a choice, do I?
>>721319513
Silly Mako, of course not.
>>721319365
What? If you're going to threaten your Nee-chan like that, you better follow through.
>>721319433
Mm, I guess. I just take the stance that things like that can probably be explained rationally.
Oh, it's just literally a gameplay system which is thematically designed around tarot cards or at least influenced by them.
>>721319513
When do you ever get a choice?
Tachibana all mine
>>721319714
To be fair, APing can be explained rationally, it just relies on metaphysics.
Well, you know i'm into game design. Tell me about it!
>>721319791
Good taste anon
Not a person here can comprehend my burgers.
I just want to hold someone.
>>721319663
Fuck.
>>721319714
Literally when it's anyone BUT you two, apparently. Well, technically just you I could have a choice on this one, but I'm not THAT much of a shallow cunt.
>>721319861
Get down from there!
>>721319237
Sure sure. Lure me in with sweet talk and false promises, then leave me sitting. I know how you work!
/s
>>721319292
Kotori's route was pretty bad. At least in my opinion. Certainly one of the worse ones. I've noticed i dislike the route where you don't get to spend much time with the girl who's route it is. That's kind of why i don't like Chihaya and Akane's too.
Chihaya's you're stuck playing around with Sakuya for far too long.
Akane's, you barely get to spend time with her, and some of the time you're with her, she barely even gets to be her. But she's great when you get those short bits with her, like at the end.
I honestly don't even remember what you wound up doing for most of kotori's route. I think. Or i remember it all and it's just really short. I'm not sure right now.
I was thinking about replaying it, and even started a ways into it, but then i changed my mind and stopped because RW+ will come out some time, and i don't want to be burned out on it.
>Also, i'm a bitch and would rather not feel those feelings again
>>721319922
That being said, since work and class started up, my next free day is probably Friday, or Monday/Wednesday if you wanted to do something later in the day.
>Almost forgot you don't wake up til 5
Yeah, monday/wednesday.
>>721319936
>>721320170
Why?
>>721319922
No
>>721320198
i dont know, what about you?
>>721320097
>Forgetting I wake up later
Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
>>721320326
Fckr
>>721320360
To try and feel less alone.
>>721319829
Fair enough.
There's not really much that I can say about it, because I'm not the one actually designing it. I'll be able to talk more about it when I have the documents to hand, but that might not be for a while.
>>721319922
>ignoring the first message
Given up?
I mean, you don't want to have a choice with me.
>>721319936
Yeah, I think it is a shame that a lot of the routes you don't actually get to spend much time with the girl. But at the same time, I don't really feel like I was playing it for the girls in the end? It was just kind of the story.
When is RW+ coming out, anyway? I should really get that when it does.
I know what you mean about being a bitch. I promised a friend that I'd play Little Busters but I still haven't because I don't want Key to make me suffer again.
>>721320387
I assume people have a normal sleep schedule!
>>721320473
>assuming people have a normal sleep schedule
>/b/
>>721320419
p much
>>721320469
Maybe.
A-And so what?!
>>721320473
See
>>721320519
>>721320469
Oi. Get off my commonwealth property!
>>721320387
Im sure as hell not a fuckee.
>>721320469
Ehh. Well, let me know when you get em! I still have yet to look at that list you sent me..
Mostly been working on numbers and stuff.
>>721320519
You got me there
>>721320597
Shush
>>721320597
Aww, and here I was hoping to see something fun come out of it.
I'm just saying. You'd rather have no choice at all.
>>721320650
Nah m8, I think I'll hang around.
>>721320652
It'll all depend on when the designer finishes it. So anywhere from a few weeks to a couple of months.
Numbers and stuff can be more important than worldbuilding or any of that kind of thing. It really depends on your approach. Some people even argue against an emphasis on worldbuilding.
>>721320469
RW+ doesn't have a release date yet.
Also waiting on the damn Angel Beats release date.
Hurry the fuck up Key. God.
>Little Busters
Hahaha i'm in the same boat. I've got a save that's finished LB's common route and after suffering from some indecision i decided i'd wait for the update to the translation patch so i don't have to play it again to do the new routes.
That said, i'm also just being a bitch about the emotional turmoil that is Key VNs.
Might just play through it some time anyways when the mood hits. Sometimes i get the VN itch.
Heading to bed now, see you all later~
>>721320815
alrighty!
Sure, numbers are more important, but as someone who'd love to be an author someday, they're the less interesting part of the equation to me.
>>721320650
>Implying
>>721320652
Nou
>>721320815
Sorry Nee-chan~
Only with you.
Being hungover is a drag.
It my be a myth, but don't mix alcohols.
Claimu
>>721318666
Interesting waifu choice
>>721319917
You could really use a dog, like a golden, they always make me happy when i'm sad.
>>721320970
Ah, right. Still, I'm looking forward to it!
I started LB and then just never got much further in it, I think I realised that Key would just destroy me.
I haven't played a VN since Rewrite. I might try and pick something up this weekend, it could be a good distraction.
>>721321038
Night.
>>721321072
I wouldn't have it any other way.
It's almost a shame you have to sleep early tonight, really...
>>721320189
Don't nom on mee...
>>721321251
Have you played the Grisaia games?
>Shizuru
>>721321353
I have not. I think I watched the anime and found it uninteresting, but that might be because anime adaptations of VNs are rarely good.
>>721321409
I hear the anime of Grisaia was really bad compared to the vn. Haven't watch it personally though.
>>721321472
The anime of Rewrite was super bad too. I think the only anime adaptation that I've seen actually turn out well was Ufotable's Fate one.
Too many adaptations try to please everyone by combining routes and stuff, so you get this awful anime-only mess.
>>721321251
Meh, I probably won't, despite how much I should. I'm not feeling tired at all.
>>721321216
No it's not the same.
>>721321353
After you stop noming on me, toy.
>>721321626
I suppose, but it can help fill the void.
>>721321590
Yeah. I can see why it'd be hard to decide how to deal with it, but it's just annoying when they half ass all the routes and do none of them justice.
It's like trying to please everyone via making nobody happy.
>>721321653
Lies and slander.
Bully.
>>721321604
Mm, if I'm still in a good mood maybe I can help with that.
>>721321789
Exactly! It's what they did with Rewrite and it was really really bad. Though there were some nice scenes with Lucia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6j93ysqJSI
>>721321789
>Bully
Said you.
>>721321868
Lewd! I was just gunna get salty till tired...
>>721321927
Hey, I didn't say anything of that nature. That's all on you.
I'd offer to join you for that, but I know it'd just kill it.
>>721322029
Kill what?
>>721321868
Yeah they did a good job of making Lucia adorable in the anime at least.
>>721321915
I'm sure i could get some people to agree with me.
>>721322238
sss.2 - 5 doesnt count.
>>721322187
My good mood.
>>721322238
I think they did a good job of making a lot of them pretty cute. Like Shizuru was fucking precious.
>>721322327
As if I would say so anyways. It's been nothing but pleasantries for me.
>>721322337
Ah, yes. Let's NOT ruin that this time.
>>721322337
>Like Shizuru was fucking precious.
Shizuru IS fucking precious.
Come on meow.
>>721322327
I'm sure i can find others, if you'd like.
Jaune Arc
How is everyone doing?
>>721322475
I expect it to happen eventually anyway.
>>721322489
Shizuru is the most precious thing ever. She'd probably be best girl if not for Lucia.
>>721322489
Just who do you have in mind then?
>>721322719
Basically anybody who's been here for more than 4 or so months.
You used to routinely tell me, and most everyone else, to kys.
>>721322660
Ehh personal taste is fine.
I could go on for a while about why i like Shizuru more, but i'll keep to myself.
hello friends
>>721322628
im doing pretty good right now, how about you?
sorry for not responding to you last time, realised shortly after posting that i actually didnt have time to post
>>721322489
I agree with you
Fucking Initial D edits, why are they so funny?
>>721322899
Honestly I think something about Lucia just connected with me. I don't know what, but it did.
>>721322983
hey alice
>>721323237
gas gas gas
probably because eurobeat is a great genre
>>721322949
I'm good as well, no idea what to do today but aside from that everything is good.
Don't sweat it, I often forget things and get distracted as well.
>>721322899
Nah, that wouldn't work, im sure.
>>721323302
Hello!
>>721322983
I know.
Everyone does.
How're you?
>>721323330
Shall i be more specific? How many do i need?
>>721323242
For me, Shizuru's loyalty is a huge factor.
Even when the cards are on the table, she never really tries to hurt her friends.
She's the only one that can say that, apart from -maybe- Kotori, but i don't know that Kotori is ever put in a position to do so, so i don't count it.
>>721323512
nice ears
>>721323305
boredom or a lack of things to do is always annoying
don't think i can help suggest anything either
>>721323474
up to anything?
>>721323512
>Shall i be more specific?
Yes
>How many do i need?
I dont know, your the one trying to bully me here.
>>721323632
>this makes up /b/
Nuke the board
>>721323708
I'll probably go and play a game or something like that.
WAKE ME UP
Before you Go Go
>>721323713
Well if you're not going to give me a number i won't bother.
One i know that you know too would probably be Shiki. You already said no using ss1-5 because you know our answers too. Lol.
>>721323559
Thanks.
I think i'm going to refrain from answering you if you don't have a picture from now on.
>>721324112
Don't leave me haging on like a Yo-Yo
>>721324138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dybCYC0C7oM
>>721324088
any specific game you have in mind?
>>721324174
i needed this
>>721324138
:^(
>>721324221
Nope, I'll probably play something random. Maybe I'll play payday 2
>>721324138
Fine, 3.
Nah, Shiki would be the other way around
>>721324471
payday 2's pretty fun, used to play that around the time it came out
too many DLC now, and i think they made it pay to win or something?
>>721324174
Wasn't really expecting that, but alright.
>>721324526
I imagine i could get kyouko or homiku to say you're a bully.
Alice, Rory, Saber, Myself, maybe Makoto,
And Shiki would probably say it. You did sink his boat.
And that's just people who would say yes if i asked that i can think of this second. I could bully a bunch of people into calling you a bully :^)
>>721324998
I still play it every now and then. There sure are a ton of DLC's, but as long as the host has it everyone can play the mission. And yes, the skins do give stat and xp bonuses, but the difference isn't as big as some claim.
You should give it a try sometime, just stay away from the highest difficulties, they're no fun at all.
>>721325047
>Alice, Rory, Saber, Myself, maybe Makoto,
I said no sss
No, i doubt that. Plus he was still building it.
And thats just cheating.
>>721325246
maybe i will
why are the highest difficulties no fun? i enjoy a good challenge, even if its too challenging to actually beat
(which is how i can still enjoy touhou games)
>>721325440
Because they just spawn tons of enemies which deal a ton of damage. There you don't rely on teamwork and tactics but on cheap tricks like a blind spot and certain weapons. Up to the 'death wish' difficulty it's still fun though.
>>721325337
I never said i'd play fair.
>>721325814
ah, so it's just artificial difficulty
Murder claimed.
>>721326039
>bakemono
nice
>>721325862
This is why you should go to sleep.
>>721326039
that girl is a complete enigma
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzSR_TFMirs
Claiming Rory Mercury
>>721326156
Bully.
Claim
>>721327007
good morning old man
>>721327212
Good afternoon
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RIP in pepperonis
Lucy Heartfilia <3
Lolis in cat keyhole lingerie gets me hard.
>>721330811
>>721330879
Pedophilia is A-OK in anime.
>>721331050
It's only acceptable because everyone knows anime loli are dick hungry sluts and it keeps you sick degenerates from assaulting real life little girls.
>>721331180
All lolis want a good dicking.
Must've sucked to take the bluepill, anon.
>>721331290
Whatever keeps you from assaulting real life little girls.
>>721331367
What if I told you my gender is a little boy who's attracted to little girls.
I'm clovergender :^)
>>721331656
Then I'd say you are mentally disabled and should seek professional help.
Coffee is the nectar of gods
>>721331769
>3d 8 year olds
Pedo gtfo
Fuck off moralfags.
>>721332360
So edgy.
Did you post in that tread about what song you would play during a school shooting?
>>721332554
No.
And its obvious that you always play Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People.
Tomoko counts as a loli. So stop being a hypocrite.
>>721332670
I would play Tiny Tim - Living in the Sunlight
And she only counts by body type. Otherwise she is 17 years old. Totally legal in Japan.
>>721331769
more?
>>721332797
I don't care about age tbh.
I just like the body type.
Well age doesn't matter unless they're like 30
>>721333042
Shitobu from the monogatari series is the go to loli vampire and she is like 800 years old or some shit.
Look at a lot of the 2hus, hundreds of years old and still loli.
Come on now, if you don't care about age and it's a body type thing then YOU are a hypocrite.
This is my Waifu. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Waifu is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my Waifu is useless. Without my Waifu, I am useless. I must love my Waifu true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to steal my Waifu away from me. I must shoot him before he steals her away. I will...
My Waifu and I know that what counts in love is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My Waifu is human, even as I, because she is my life. Thus, I will learn her as a wife. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her parts, her accessories,... I will keep my Waifu clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before /b/, I swear this creed. My Waifu and I are the defenders of our love. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors life.
>>721333237
when did you give up on life?
>>721333310
Never.....just need to make sure the GF and the Wifu never meet