Alright /b/
let's see who's the oldest oldfag ITT
I'll start, been here since Moot owned the place
>>721303331
i am moot
>>721303331
I've been here since last night.
Neat I haven't find a place to rest.
I've been here since a second ago.
>>721303572
prove it newfag
7 boxxies, rose, cracky-chan, girugamesh...
>happy?
I'd post a real reply but if WT snax finds me hell stab me in the kidney.
TOUCHDOWN
THURMAN
THOMAS
I've been here ever since we started fucking with Chris-Chen
>>721303903
Yea I 'member
there is no-one older than that
>>721303331
Been here since that guy from hentaikey shutted down this shit hole for 6 weeks
I don't like this place but at least the porn is still good
Been here since 2008, I remember not4chan, the snacks saga, sage man, I remember when posts were semi anonymous with cookie based IDs... I remember a time before captcha, mostly I remember a time when /b/ was more than dick pics, porn, and sissy boys.
well, I remember this.
>>721304655
To this day creepy chan is my favorite 4chan persona
holy shit those were the days, when did this site start going downhill?
Here since feb 09
>>721305218
>holy shit those were the days, when did this site start going downhill?
Standard answer: /b/ was never good.
>>721304355
shutted?
first time posting
bean here since...shieeettttt cant remember...like 2 days?
>>721303331
Is that real?
been here since like september 08.
>>721303331
Been here scince i created anonymous
>>721303331
i'm here since Millhouse was not a meme
>>721303331
I sold the 4chan.org domain to Moot.
>>721305864
>>721303331
I'm here only in summer
>>721303331
Bow to your leader newfags
>>721303331
All you little niggas need to go sleep. It's past your bedtime.
I've been here since before racists on here were actually serious.
>>721303331
>nice trips
I remember hurricane cat
How about this one?
Since before New friends, Summer friends, Summer Fags, and New fags. Since before the Scientology raids and the WoW fags. Before New fags can't green text. Bitches, Sage goes in all fields!
>>721306299
Well I was here before everyone became sjws , so welcome to 4chan
>>721306407
desu
first time here it was all rainbow colored and shit. second time literally every post was this thing here.
>>721306374
>Checks welfare trips
>Ignores valid dubs
Just gunna leave thus here.
I first came here to see Hailey Williams tits
>>721303331
I've been here since 7chan left 4chan
>>721303331
what is a moot faggot?
>>721306601
I-I-I kinda f-f-fucked up anon
>>721306601
i prefer regular
>>721306763
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, Knew i couldn't trust you guys...
>>721303331
Been here since a second ago, just born now.
>>721306788
my first combo
>>721306407
God, those raids were the shit.
POOL'S CLOSED
I was pretty big on trolling back then
>
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̧͝I͡͡n̡͠v̶̡͟o̡k͜i̛n͢g ̴̛ţ̵h̴ȩ́͟ ̛fe̛e͜li̴͞n̷ģ ̶o͟͜f̶̨̛ ch̵͜a̴͢o̡s̸̡.̴͜
̡W̧͢͏íţ͢h̴̡͡ ̵̨̛o͠u̷͡t o͞rd̴̢͢e͞r.̡
T̡̀h̸̢̢e͘͢͏ ͘͜͟N͝eź̡͘p̶è͟r̶d͜ia͞͡n͝ ͜͜hi̡͢v̛e̴-̧́̀m̨͏͟i̸͜n͢d͢ ̢o̡̧f̀͏́ ̷̸c̨h͝a̶̕ǫs̨.͏̢ ̧Za͟l̵͘g̶͠͝o͟.͝
H̶̕e ̸w̶̷̡h̴o ́͢Wa̸ìt͟s̷̸ ͢͡Be͢h͜i̸̵n̸͟d̷̡͢ T̨͢h̨e̶ ̶̴W̧a̡ĺ͢l.͘
̨͟Z͢͝A͢Ļ̢͢G̨̕O̵!̴͜
>>721306985
My last combo
>>721303389
Been here since this happened
>>721303331
Been here since the big bang
>>721303331
Itty-bitty baby. Itty-bitty boat.
>>721303331
shoe on head
pool's closed
no orangetexting
>>721307114
old timer
Newfags newfagging
>>721303331
>>721303331
I'll show you later
>>721307579
fucking magnets.. how do they work?
i think i am the oldest here
>>721303331
Hard to remember but I think I was around a little before 'THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST'
Anyone know when that was?
>>721303331
getting your newt gingrich outta that roody poo
>>721303331
> Claims to be an oldfag. Doesn't know how to write m00t.
> mfw
>>721307670
>Hard to remember but I think I was around a little before 'THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST'
March 2nd, 2008
the pool is closed and a puddi on you
>>721307642
Were you there when we trolled the shit out of Tom Green?
>>721303331
i think the earliest i was here was when the filters for profanity where in place.
nigger = roodypoo
faggot = candyass
ect...
>>721307934
>>721307905
Thanks /b/rother
Holy shitballs I'm an oldfag. Alot older than I thought.
>>721307934
his internet show was the best I loved to call in and just talk about how my day wa FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER
Duckroll =>> Rickroll
Rickroll ended up in a Macy's Day Parade.
>>721303331
ive been here since the pran phone calls to fast food and about bombing plaaces
>>721303331
I've been "here" since earlier chatrooms in the nineties. It was pretty damn fun actually, better than now but way worse than the internet from 2000-2004. 2004-2009 was another great age. Anyway the chatrooms were nice, we talked about the worst gore we'd seen and shared links. If we're going by just being on 4chan then I've been here since the first month, I remember being told about it on somethingawful. Most Oldfags and Originalfags don't browse this piss poor site anymore(this is a "hidden" alternative) but I like to look around every now and then.
since it was time to get in the car
i think ghost rage quit for good, god that was some good times
>>721308102
>Holy shitballs I'm an oldfag.
Yeah. It happens to us all.
It's been so long lmao... I lurked in 2015 but only seriously started posting that summer. So yeah, I think I've been here longer than most kek.
>>721308184
I've been here since 05. I was a junior in high school. I come back here every couple years and hang out for a few months before vanishing again.
i lurk since 2006 and only reply in these threads.
>>721308184
Since we're exploring old internet places, I started around '98 in the Stern Chat on AOL, and on oldskool chatboards, IFC I think they were called. That linked me to Ogrish, which I think is defunct now. I remember trying to use dial-up to download songs on Limewire. Took a fuckin loooong time.
It's sad being an oldfag. You've seen so many eras of memes come and go, I actually get to see nostalgia. It's sad when people call "the pool is closed" and "girugamesh" old. I don't even remember what memes were considered old when I started browsing, The dancing baby was still a thing and chainmails were still being emailed to me constantly. Seriously it's just sad.
Going on 13 years
I come here every short while just to remember the golden age of 4chan (Moot ownership, raids, long cat, ect) but I think you beat everyone here. This place ain't what it used to be, but it's too nostalgic to leave alone for too long.
started lurking in 2009, started posting in 2010
and to be honest, nothing has really changed. and i never notice any differences in summer either.
dont know what all the people who say it used to be good are talking about.
>>721303331
>>721308218
time flies when you're a faggot
/b/ was never good
>>721303331
5 MINS HERE.. I HAVE TO SAY THERE IS ALOT OF FUCKING GAY SHIT AND POLITICS.. IF I WANTED GAY SHIT AND POLITICS I WOULD GO STAND OUTSIDE THE WHITEHOUSE AND WAIT FOR THE NEXT MARCH
>>721308479
>It's sad being an oldfag.
>>721303331
I was here when /b/ was good
What ever happened to Jizzus?
ITT everybody googles old memes and claim to be oldfags.
most of you fags don't even know what IRC is.
Forget that whos been on the internet the absolute longest?
Anyone remember Html Chatrooms?
Usenet?
ARPANET?
I remember these very vaguely and I was too young for Usenet but I was on Chatrooms occasionally, they worked a lot like 4chan honestly.
>>721308476
I used to try to sing along with my dial up modem.
>>721307992
>newfag detected
Those specific terms are on any newfag infograph and too easy to find
>>721308885
>I was too young for Usenet
>mfw
>>721308885
I still have usenet.
>>721308885
i remember aol chatrooms and having to log on to the internet.
and not being able to use the phone if someone was on the internet.
one of the first games i played pic related
>>721308326
I got an irc chinnel
http://widget01.mibbit.com/?server=irc.zandronum.com&channel=%23j
but it's got just children in there
come visit
>>721308821
IRC was where I used to go to get my CP and pose as a girl for cybersex. Before that it was BBSes.
>>721308476
Yeah, Limewire was great. I liked that Sleepy Hollow movie where Johnny Depp played a gay midget getting assraped by a horse.
>>721308885
Forget Internet, I remember writing code for hours just to get a single image to appear.
>>721309414
Forget that, I remember doing things that were actually productive.
>>721309258
My first pizzas came from Kazaa
>>721309288
That describes basically all Johnny Depp movies.
>>721308821
>ITT everybody googles old memes and claim to be oldfags.
I always use google to pull up old shit. I don't keep folders. But you have to know what you're looking for, thats kinda how google works.
>MFW people have folders of bullshit.
>>721308604
True. But at least there used to be some OC and actual randomness to it. Now it seems like the exact same 10 threads over and over again.
Longcat is long
>>721303903
That is no way proves shit. Google 4chan history, or 2006 memes will produce the same results.
Not happy.
2008 losers, who would have though I'd return in 2017 to an even bigger mess.
>>721305391
"/b/ was never good"
Newfags repeating one random oldfags response 3 years ago more like
>>721303331
So from the beginning to since a year ago THAT IS A VERY BIG TIME SCALE YOU PIECE OF FUCK
>>721303331
>>721307090
wow epic
Like a year or two before they got rid of the original word censors
I have no idea when that would be
>>721310879
I'm glad you've heard of it. Clearly it was a productive summer for you, identifying a verbal meme AND learning what your dads dick tastes like. *golfclap*
>>721310000
.mfw some faggot gets a superiority complex after deleting things he knows he will need later just because he can't stay organized otherwise
Started coming here because it had a loli board. 4chan turned to shit when /l/ was removed
>>721303331
I just followed a link here from Reddit.
>>721311402
>need
>memes
>>721308322
Summerfag
>>721311719
Bless that man. It would be incredible if he were just waiting years to finally reveal his ultimate collection to us
>>721311402
>.mfw some faggot gets a superiority complex after deleting things he knows he will need later just because he can't stay organized otherwise
MFW you're on your first computer. I just don't save shit, whats the big deal about that? Does it make you feel like an internet hero to have tiddy pictures and anime folders? Do you save YouTube videos, too?
>>721303331
Earliest thing I can remember is "America, Fuck Yeah!"
Anyone else remember that day?
>>721311719
I hope he comes back, it's been a few years.
been here since those stupid vuvuzellas were blaring on /b/ back in mid 2010
New faggots
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
I first went on 4chan when it was 4chan.net
>>721303331
Been here all summer
>>721307058
He comes.
I remember posting in a thread with moot on 9/11 we were laughing our asses off and talking just me and him this was before screencapping was a thing and him and I were the only people on 4chan we invented the Facebook frog me me
>>721309210
Choppin
yeah, old 4chan - last bastion
after 11 years it's a place for mental aids bags
>>721308479
>I don't even remember what memes were considered old when I started browsing
how bout dis
Christmas day of 2009.
i'm so old I've forgotten how old I am.
I remember being an oldfag during the first habbo hotel raid and saying invading other sites would ruin /b/
>it did
Have been here since 2009 and high school
>>721311719
The only reason why I like christmas.
>>721313952
u need to see the sun brah
go outside
>>721303331
been here since r/alt-right shut down
I've been here since putting "sage" in the options bar gave you the user name "Heaven"
Ah...those were better days
> inb4 everything turned to porn.
If I wanted porn I would've just gone to a fucking porn site, porn has become the cancer that plagues us all.
>>721303331
I been here ever since everyone was newfag.
>>721310735
>mfw Its actually true
it's my god
>>721303972
There were no computers or Internet the last time he caught a touchdown...hell we were lucky to have color tv, microwave ovens or vcrs.....