Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
I wish i could watch someone fuck my waifu
I never understood the cuck fetish. I rage at the thought of a male dog mounting my bitches. It just doesn't do it for me.
>dog fucking my bitches
whores fucking doggos sounds pretty hot desu i would love to watch yuno do that
sounds hot tbh but what does that have to do with me
What I mean is why would you want someone else to fuck your girl?
I know waifus are imaginary, but still. Why does the thought turn you on so much?
I like when women make me feel useless and i think of it as the high peak
Any RWBY fans here?
Blake_Belladona is mine.
Only watched the first 2 volumes or seasons or whatever they're called
How's the rest of it?
And a nyanpasu to all
The latest is Good.... Great quality (Up to main stream anime standards.)
But the first season. (like most anime is the best.)
High action, cute girls and The weapons... OHh the weapons.
That's weird. Isn't a woman supposed to make her man feel meaningful? That's what my dogs do for me.
Good night or morning depending on your sleep cycle.
Really everything in that show is a gun. I'll have to watch the latest whenever I've got time but that probably won't be until the end of the semester. The girls were pretty good, too - I recall really liking Pyrrha's character.
Got you covered my dude
Good morning to you
every man has a fetish that other people will judge.
i like when women treat me like crap.
Not true, having a good heart gives you the chance to make friends! there may be some bad apples but one day a kind person may even fall for you and you can be happy.
Not all people do that because of that.
Oh, I forgot. I'll get to it sometime, maybe tonight. I've been waking up earlier for work so I was watching something simple, but it's the weekend now.
A good heart gives you the opportunity to be exploited by others for your god nature.
As for people, I've given up on that, being as I don't deserve other people. Even my most recent one, given up
What do you do for work? And it's not really the end of the world, I think it would be cool to have someone to talk to about it though
>even the dog fucker doesn't understand cuckoldry
I guess you aren't completely mental. But you are damn close. Daaaaamn close.
I'm working as a receptionist. Not too complicated.
Backtracking right now to recap where I'm at, then I'll probably smash through 20 chapters.
Just for the record, I am probably NOT the Tomoko claimer that you talk to.
It sure is calm today.
So, anyone doing anything fun in the weekend?
How are you though?
Ok I guess.
A little annoyed because WataMote chapter 110 was released yesterday, but the translating group is having some issues and they won't have their translation out till either later tonight or tomorrow.
Luckily, it's the weekend so I don't have class for three days, but I have quite a bit of homework to do and I need to read a few chapters to catch up with my stats class.
Not judging in a bad way. I just don't get it that's all. Maybe I'm the jealous type? My dogs are certainly jealous so it wouldn't surprise me if they made me that way too.
Same here dude. I only live for my dogs now. People are a total afterthought. They only benefit themselves at your expense. And sometimes even when they don't benefit, they still do everything they can to screw you over.
Sad world. Ultimately forgettable. Just live for you. Not others.
On the bright side, WataMote is still going so you have fresh new waifu-y content to look forward to!
I'm doing well. A liiittle sketched about someone I'm meeting tomorrow, but this is why pepper spray and knives were invented.
You really shouldn't buy drugs from someone who makes you feel uncomfortable. A good drug dealer doesn't need intimidation or force. A good drug dealer uses his prices and product to talk for him.
If it's a "date" then you may be looking in the wrong direction, especially if you need both mace and a knife. You trying to fuck a thug for free drugs or something?
I have a med card, I'm not buying drugs.
It's..not a date either. I'm just meeting an internet friend. A healthy degree of caution is safe.
And it's waifu claiming for a reason. As much as it seems like one, this isn't just a general discussion thread. If you're not here to claim a waifu, take it elsewhere.
Hello there Louise, how's your... afternoon, maybe? I don't know exactly what time zone you occupy.
>meeting an internet friend
Well, that does make sense. Be sure to go somewhere public and all that.
I may be a bit slow, but i'm not suicidal.
5:44 AM reporting in
I'm doing pretty well right now, how about you?
'Course, we're meeting in a large mall, and a friend of mine lives in the area and will be expecting me by a certain time.
So are you gay? Are they? Is this literally a first date? First dates are interviews, you know.
Actually, now that I think about it, there was a Griffith claimer about a year ago who went on a date with an abusive boyfriend and they went to call of their relationship. We never heard from them again.
Well, suit yourself then.
Coming on 9 in the morning here - so you're in Cali, maybe?
Whatever you do, Don't sperg out.
its a fetish you cant understand it.
The only thing that ever made me happy in life was more money and less work.
I think that's what you need before you start feeling better. I wish I could help you when it came to that.
How does one "think positive" when they've been thinking negative their entire lives?
This way no one can call me an attention who're, since I'm no one, yet everyone
Hi anon, I couldn't help but read your comments. Today I am getting on a plane in a couple hours to move 3,000 miles away with no plans for the future and I'm 20 years old. My parents had enough of my shit so they booked me a one way ticket without giving me any finance or helping set up a life. I often feel like you do, anon! However, the reason for my depression is drug addiction.
I am fairly gay, I suppose. But, nah, my girlfriend is not who I am meeting tomorrow. They are a married straight guy, I believe.
That's a little worrying.
Sure am! I'm a bit too lazy to google where you are, what state would google tell me?
I usually don't!
Don't focus on the bad things, look at something that cheers you up, if that's hard maybe get a doggo, i was in a deep depression before and when i got my doggo he always put a smile on me.
So... you are a meeting a married guy tomorrow. Does your girlfriend know you are having an affair with a guy? Does his wife know that her husband is gay?
My girlfriend is aware I am meeting this man tomorrow, yes.
Why would he be gay?
Well money by itself won't make you happy if you don't stop working too. 12 hour work days aren't exactly mentally healthy.
What's eating you man?
>two random people meet each other online
>already in relationships, they plan a secret rendezvous
>they meet behind their lover's backs and fall deeply in love
>together, they work through their relationships and finally embrace each other
>and then they have hot gay sex all night
The doujin write themselves!
But why though? Do you live with your parents? Are you going to school? What exactly is your situation?
Don't you mean doujinshi?
I'm not Japanese, but I thought "doujinshi" was the author of the doujin.
Sounds pretty cliche.
>With 1 guy
>sounds petty cliche
I was going for that.
>With 1 guy
Well, I wasn't aware you wanted a hot gay orgy. I could rewrite, it you know.
Well, as long as you're having fun~
I was more saying that it's not gay if he's a guy and I'm a girl
You're a girl? I assume you know what comes next.
I don't suppose it'll help to remind you that 'tits or GTFO' only applies when I'm asking for special attention because I'm a girl
Maybe just leave your country and/or do something that may lead to death, or else just change you. That's my plan, go to NZ with a bike, hammock, sleeping bag and survival shit, and ride from the north to Milford sound. If I'm still depressed, I'll jump off a cliff.
Happiness doesn't exist, neither do you.
You are but a speck on a slightly larger speck hurtling aimlessly through the endless universe.
I would say Tits or GTFo but I don't care.
You think that but they will, a good life will be ahead if you work hard enough for it, life is like dumpster diving, you got to go through a ton of nasty stuff to get what you want.
Irrelevant, you really had no reason to claim your gender. Even to "correct' my "confusion." That being said, you aren't the only female to post in here tho.
I think the Nico from Love Live! claimer was female.
And there was someone who claimed Chii from Chobits, also claimed to be female.
I swear that there was another, but that doesn't matter.
We also have a lot of traps and sissy boys in here. (we got dick pics!)
And truly at the end of the day any girl who posts on /b/ and actually posts tits is retarded. Neo-/b/ is so thirsty for female attention that they will fall for anyone claiming to be female without do any type of reverse image search or enforcing Tits or GTFO.
Heading to bed now, see you all tomorrow.
I disagree with that, I think correcting you was fine. But, yeah, of course I'm not.
Of course. There's also Anya, no?
Who is Anya?
Well, whatever. Have a good night. Think of some cute poses to grace us with when you decide to cam for us.
I have a bad family, and bad luck, but i also made friends, some turned out bad but some stayed with me whenever i was down, even in the darkness there will always be a friend.
I've been around, just so many new faces I can't keep up with them all. Really, once the threads went 24/7 I started caring less about newer faces.
I don't mind private shows. Have a good night.
I hope that you do at least recognise me a little bit?
Mmmm... no.... not really.
I may have to remind you, as well, that I am probably NOT the Tomoko claimer you talk to.
Seriously tho, if you haven't been in the thread for at least a year I probably won't recognize you unless you make an effort to talk to me OR post a best girl of her series.
I have no clue who you're waifu is.
Everyone is irrelevant and remembering people doesn't matter
Well, I used to drop by every now and then throughout the year, but for the past 2 months I didn't visit these threads at all. I started actively participating again since last week.
And about my waifu, she is a walking spoiler for the game and the anime.
Anyways, here's my effort to talk to you. How are you? And how is your day?
Mmmm.... nope. I still have no clue who she is or what she is from.
I'm ok. Kinda bored at the moment. Trying to think of an anime series to watch. Maybe Ass Class S2. My day is really early. 08:30 currently. So far it hasn't been bad, I think I talked to a girl earlier!
I'm in Georgia, myself. Right outside Atlanta.
You think you talked to a girl? I would like to suggest you to play the game my waifu is from if you're into murder mysteries, it's danganronpa (just don't watch the anime, it's no fun at all).
My day is going fairly well, I just went for a walk and am now sitting and thinking how to kill time.
Yeah, the Louise claimer claims to be female. So I think I talked to a girl. That makes sense, right?
I'm not that into murder mysteries. It's not the suspense or gratification of figuring it out for myself or anything. It's just boring. Even Scooby-Doo is suuuuuuuper boring.
>ermagerd, lurk. a clurrrr
>It's a snot rag! Only one person in this episode uses a rag to wipe their snot!
>Old Man Mr. Old Man-son!
>Mother fucking Jinkies.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh... You claim to be female also, right?
Yeah, I understand that not everybody likes murder mysteries. What do you like then?
Why do you think I claim to be female? I'm male (at least I was last time I checked).
I like to enhance my crippling depression by watching slice of life with cute girls doing cute things and romantic comedies that are anything but genuine and believable; they are supposed to be "healing" but I guess I'm undead.
I thought you were female because Louise person was talking about "Makoto's girlfriend" and then you popped up randomly asking if I recognized you. So I went from talking about "X's girlfriend" and then someone, presumably related to the conversation, asked if I knew them.
I guess I just made an assumption, as most of the "female" claimers in the thread all claim waifu. Very few people claim husbando for whatever reason.
Oh, what were you referencing then
Seriously though, adding a cash shop in a beta, that has loads of untranslated text and bugs, then trying to get people to dump money into it? Fuck that
Well there are plenty of of anime for you to choose from.
I wasn't really paying any attention to the conversation you had, I just saw you saying that you didn't care about the 'newere' people. So I decided to just jump in and ask since I spoke to the other Tomoko claimer yesterday.
It's just a guess, but I think most claim a waifu there because this is a waifu thread after all. And probably because it's much easier to find a cute anime girl than a guy (not counting the traps).
Naturally, I just am bad at decision making when it comes to this kind of stuff.
Ah, I see. So you aren't even the person we were talking about then, are you?
I remember husbandos being in the rules for the longest time.
So two guys?
I wish them the best.
But how, incredibly, horrifying.
Nope, I never even claimed to be one of them. I was just bored and decided to start a conversation
The filenames should have given it away. I should be more alert.
Oh? Do you want to? Wouldn't Stocking be heart broken?
Hey, not much. The thread is pretty now slow.
How's your day?
Not bad, just got off of work so same shit different day. Eh I expected it to be slow they seem to fluxuate but never quite die.
That's because all the active and popular people aren't in here.
Yeah this is true, but still a good way to kill time.
>already dead on the inside.
>Wouldn't Stocking be heart broken?
It didn't seem like that was enough to stop you.
You probably were pretty drunk.
Wait? What? I was just teasing you because the phrase you were looking for was "get a load of this guy," not "take a load of this guy."
Ohhhhhhh, wait I got it. And can you blame me? Stocking was a huge slut.
Claiming best girl
Yeah, how else should I refer to them?
Looks like I'm not the only one bored to death.
>the phrase you were looking for was "get a load of this guy," not "take a load of this guy."
I am not a clever person.
Thankfully you've always got me covered, my dude.
>And can you blame me?
Maybe.You were pushy to say at least.
And the lewds weren't helping at all.
Is there anything more boring than talking how bored you are?
Everyone else sleeps too little -_-
I guess that's one way to refer to them. But it sounds a little bit rude.
No thank you maybe some other time.
Sure, you're at least more popular than me
There are a ton of more boring things than that. But by doing this I can annoy the others, which can sometimes lead to funny reactions.
I've just been in these threads for a long time.
Drinking bleach is always an alternative to talking about how bored you are but im fresh out.
Watching paint dry is more interesting than talking about boredom.
But drinking bleach is bad for your health.
Well, how about watching paint dry together?
So you faggots are bored?
I'm sitting straight across from my oneitis. What do?
I dont want to drop spaghetti.
I'm boring enough to think that might even be interesting.
Whip your dick out and assert Dominance.
Eh I turned out fine,
Literally did that today at work.
Scarf it all down?
Don't know about that.. you are here after all.
Guys I'm serious.
I have huge crush ;-;
Want some simple advice? Don't be a faggot.
Literally works, just talk like a normal human being, Show interest in her and she'll reciprocate.
Get up and go ask her out in the most casual way can. You can do it! I believe in you!
Then ask her out, worst she can say is no. Get the sharpie out of your pooper you got this.
Ayyyy WataMote chapter 110 IS translated.
Aww, aren't you nice.
I do my best for the ones I like.
That must've been a fun day at work. What's the plan for tomorrow? Watching grass grow?
Why do these threads still exist? can someone tell me?
Because people post in them.
that's a weird question to ask though.
Waifu threads have been on /b/ for as long as I can remember.
Don't act like this is anything new.
people? nah just the biggest autists in the community post nowdays
>Waifu threads have been on /b/ for as long as I can remember.
Oh i bet thats a really long time.
Thats why everyone on the board hates it.
Only a small, outspoken group of people actually hate waifu threads. These guys are super ass-burger autistic faggots.
Everyone else just ignores them and goes on their way. Like everyone else. You don't see us flaming furry threads or trap threads. And you don't see them flaming us.
All the "activists" who try to claim that /b/ sucks NOW and try to pinpoint on specific threads THEY don't like are complete faggots.
Because they are here, people who like them post and a majority of those that dont just scroll on past
A lot of people hate the thread.
I mean look at it.
It's a hugbox circle jerk for 4 huge autists.
How pathetic is your life to be able to first post some thing chen wrote about you on every thread all day long. Your parents must be happy with how you turned out.
Least the discord groups are actually able to socialize with other human beings because they are not full blown autistic.
But i mean that has its faults too. 90 percent of the people in here are fags who just wanna pretend to be anime girls and cyber fuck another fag who thinks hes an anime girl.
So back to my original question why would you enable this autism all day long? by participating in the thread at all while these fuckers destroy it. They are the reason the community moved to discord/telegram
Some funny shit happens. Like it or leave it, no one forces you to stay or even read the threads.
Did you know that you can hide threads?
You seem to care an awful lot about these threads. Why?
>You seem to care an awful lot about these threads. Why?
The poo butt runs strong in this one.
>someone makes a strong valid argument for why this festering ruin blows
>LOL UR BUTTHURT FAG NICE SALT xdddddddddddd
>It's a hugbox circle jerk for 4 huge autists.
>90 percent of the people in here are fags who just wanna pretend to be anime girls
The waifu = anon thing has gone back imo
>So back to my original question why would you enable this autism all day long?
I have no answer for that as I am not the target of the question.
But why do you feel the need to ask such a question? It's not the threads that hurt you, it's whatever the other anons did to you. Blame them.
I like sneks.
This isn't completely inaccurate.