Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Like your channel, quite new myself so was just having a look round what other peoples channels were like. Come have a look at mine sometime if your free.
>Winning girl Mina claimed
>Now with functional internet
>not liking veggies
>Expecting to get swole with just protein
I'm heading to sleep. Goodnight everyone.
Way ahead of ya~
please cum as much as possible
Why is this the first message I see?
You need to relax, mate.
It's only about two AM get outta here with that shit
>PST best time
But also, hello, how're ya doin'?
The end of an era is here.
Oh you're back.
How goes it?
Did you go to the cinema w/ your mates?
Nope, gmt for life!
But I'm good, how about you? How was your day?
Yup, I did. We watched Sing.
It was a ncie movie for kids. Refreshing to watch something without any hidden agenda or where people push something stupid.
How are you Winner?
that makes me so happy! >.<
because lewd words trigger yew~
not until you cum
Oh my, Shielder is horny. Very horny! So horny he might accidently bake something with extra cream
you still about?
Hello! How are you? I'm fat and going on a diet. I just bought a bunch of protein (yogurt eggs) what else should I eat?
I already have the thing, and I've named it, too.
>Where There's A Win, There's A Way
Still, I appreciate it.
Oh, yeah, kid's movies are great to watch in theaters w/ friends. Last one I saw was like Kubo and The Two Strings or some shit, I think.
I'm doing alright, I guess. Not spectacular, but okay. Probably gonna hit the hay sometime soon, but I can stay up for now, maybe do some homework.
>GMT for life
I respect that, except I don't, it's wrong, and so are you.
>How about you?
Eh, I'm literally the most neutral I've been in awhile.
It's such a strange way of putting that.
Is that what being on the receiving end of that sentence is like?
Wow, I've never seen a /b/ thread with such nice people. Thanks for being chill
I'm pretty sure they trigger everyone in a good way. But, how are you?
BTW: you sure have a ton of cute pics.
I guess that's both good and bad?
This is tough... how about this thing
yeah, that was awkward...going back to lurking
How are you? How was your day? Friends visited you?
I don't dislike it that you're going to stay here
Exceptions make the rules.
See ya, feel free to talk with us whenever
On a side note, I had my job interview with the circus today. They gave us a brief presentation about the circus and the company they are.
Then I had 2 interviews with two people.
One was in english
One was in german my native language
In the english one the person who conducted the interview, after 2 minutes he looked at me and said. "Your english is probably better than mine, it's very likely C1 level."
And in the german one the interviewer was like "With your personality you can do any of the jobs we have for you"
That's somehow more optimistic and pessimistic than my view. I just thought of it as neither.
Still, I'm about to work on studies, and now I'm prepared for a bad mood.
Still got it.
Boy I check
and Tumblr every other day.
>gotta keep lewds in stock
Still, if you think you can hit me up w/ something new, go for it.
thats fine. we could talk about whatever you like if you want?
Im eh. I didnt do too much kind of sat about. Yeah they showed up for a bit. we played some trials they left. Good for you on the job thing
>I don't dislike that you're going to stay here
I don't not appreciate the sentiment, friend.
People have levels for languages?
Also you could probably get either of those jobs, so pick the one you like the best, and good luck, mate.
Got it, already.
Some trials? What did you play?
I only said I don't want to cater for the VIPs since that seems a bit much for my first time.
I'm probably going to be a Usher in/out or work at Food/Bar... and merchandise.
Hawker would've been fun too, having this box of merchandise on and running around, selling people stuff
Congratulations!! I didn't know you were German/ Austrian. C1 level is native, right? I've always struggled with German writing.
A bit of extra positivity has never hurt anyone.
>Hawker would have been fun
You and I have very different definitions of fun, but shit, work is work, and pay is pay.
I autoassume what people are like in these threads until I get to know them. This is indeed one of the stereotypes I have.
Looks mediocre but fun with friends
Yeah, C1 C2 is native speaker level.
Well, your german is pretty good from what I saw.
Well, Hawker in a circus definitely IS fun... Probably... never did it before, but I can see it being fun.
Oh and international there are 6 levels in speaking a language. A1 being the lowest C2 being the highest. A1 A2 is basic knowledge of the language. B1 and B2 is advanced. With B1 you can deal with most daily situations in english and B2 is you can deal with them easy. C1 and C2 is native speaker level.
Oh, I don't actually have that one.
With the title as is + capitalization.
You're a winner.
I never knew that, huh.
That's really strange, I'll have to look into it more.
trials evolution was cool because all the custom tracks were so insane. people even made full on first person shooters in it
i was only kidding!
today i'm making three trays of fudge brownies one with reeses pieces, another with white chocolate chips and another with butterfinger. They will all have caramel filling in them~
good morning, i'm toasty right now~
i wouldn't mind... your mind is young and so you're so too pure to understand~
your waifu is really cute too~
i'm doing alright, a bit worn out after chopping dry wood for an hour
Strange. I thought it was basic knowledge about the language levels. Those are international standards after all. It's like free bragging rights for when you can speak a language.
Oh shit, so like trackmania with more customization? I can see that being loads of fun
It's nowhere near the level I want it to be. It's good enough to get decent grades on my exams and to have a conversation, but compared to my Dutch or Russian it's really bad.
So you didnt freeze to death outside. thats good
i dont know what trackmania is and i havent looked at custom tracks on fusion so ill check later and let you know
Success at last~
With that, then, goodnight winner~
That sounds lovely! Have fun with that! When do you have to get up tho?
Well, try to get on a german board or something like that and write there. Experience is the best way to learn those things.
That and Kraut's being pissy about your mistakes
You really don't know Trackmania? Yeah, you should definitely check it out then.
i almost did while looking for a dead tree to cut down...
That's fuckin' wild.
I don't know about all of this, because I really only speak English. I used to know some ASL and Japanese seems like a very lovely language when written, as does Hebrew.
Goodnight, other winner.
I'm suppose to be there at 7am, so i wake up at 6. I'll go there, make the brownies, put them up and go home. i want one so bad...
y-you're not pure?
You put that lotion there to mess with us!
But your waifu has way cuter fanart.
Chopping wood? Looks like someone is being active and healthy.
How is your day?
I'm already doing that, thanks for the tip though!
nope. where can i?
Well youre ok now and thats whats important. hopefully you remember to get wood sooner
4/10 bed is too small
you're bored, ain't ya?
>just put the fucking books in the endtable
I see that you sly bastard
>That many pillows
That is some nice furniture, though.
True that. Hebrew does look lovely.
As does Moon Runes
How about you make an extra one then? Or make one yourself at home?
Anytime and good luck!
Steam and youtube of course. It's a rather big game
that is an interesting outfit. probably steam then. i like to play this
Actually I just forgot because it always sits there
I'm poor as fuck, I rent a room and it is furnished. It's not my bed.
Well what am I supposed to do the books exactly? Explain yourself.
Haven't heard that word in awhile.
>you see that thing
>the books are on it
>it's called an endtable
>what you do
>and read carefully, so you really get it
>you take the books
>And put them in there
doesnt change how i feel about the room.
Ох, не морози-ка Зима
Starts a waifu thread with some deformed monstrosity...
oh i was sad to find out there wasn't a lot of fan art of Ikusaba, people are dumb to not give her any attention~
my day was cold and dark! only 6hrs of sunlight!
How was your day?
i found a really good tree and made 8 pretty good size logs out of them, dragging it back to my car was hell but thankfully the snow made it easy
Also, look up some custom tracks in youtube, those things are amazing because fuck logic
Really? I hear that word every other day hehe
she looks fine
I cut down smaller christmas trees for a charity once. its a lot of work and you must be pretty strong from it
Well yeah stuff like that always seems to be made in these games
Inside? God everyone here is such smart ass.
I agree, I think
I don't know what you wrote, though.
Tomoko is very critical of beds, as it turns out.
At this point, I want to say 'oh boy' just to see what would come next, but yeah, you got it with 'not pure'.
Every other day? What could you possibly be doing for that to be the case?
That's because Ikusaba as a character is a huge spoiler. But my day has been great so far, I woke up and now I'm talking to someone fun and cute. And for once the weather here is actually good.
an extra brownie for myself? i don't know... and the oven i have at home sucks...
Wait, no, like
Are you against putting books inside of the endtable? It's got like doors.
Like things made for opening for access.
And bam, now you don't have a stack of books on your otherwise lovely furniture.
Ive always slept in twin size beds except when i had i think what was a queen size bed and I would have one again if I could. Twin is just barely big enough for me to be ehh
pure is best~
no i'm not strong at all! i can't even left 40lbs over my head...i have strong legs though
so how pure are you~?
get that cute someone to do impure things to you!
I write the same thing I always write.
I just don't know anymore...Everything I was taught about books and how they relate to furniture was a lie. I'm not sure I can adjust...
Velvet_Scarlatina So cute. but so power full. Nice pick.
Huh well at least you have the strength to get a tree to your car so thats good enough right?
I still think Blake is Hotter.
True, but it's really fun too!
I'm on 4chan duh, of course I read this
aww... then maybe buy one and take it home? Then it's all good, right?
Don't forget to swallow every drop!
Nope, that would make them embarassed .... which does sound fun now that I think about it. I might just have to try asking you to do that sometime, just to see your reaction.
lol only because i was dragging it on the snow!
Do you even do stuff together? Play? Watch things?
Or is it just the same chatting programme day in and day out?
'Scuse me, Get the fuck out. She's mine.
Some people are on discord and play stuff together. Some have others added in steam and play with them too.
Dunno about watching stuff tho
Fist in asshole with time stamp or fuck off
yeah they normally are. I played l4d2 the other day with Louise. they fell through the elevator on no mercy somehow
well yeah but dragging it on anything other than snow is a huge pain so its good
its you. yeah sometimes people do that stuff
maybe, but i like to watch how fast people buy them, it makes me happy~
what if i want more for later?
i would probably be too nervous to even open my mouth until you press it against my lips...
Aah, I see. Any IWO?
'kay, I'm choosing your asshole for the task. Come here so we can get this over with
Only Non-faggots actually do that shit.
It was your request m8, I'm happy to oblige any time you see FIT.
Why do I have a feeling the ones in the thread and the ones in the discord kinda dislike each other
I want in
You can have her.
With all the girls in RWBY to choose from
Shes A cutie. Far form the hottest.
i just chat, what about you?
that's not speedwagon!
yeah, you're right, i fell and got a face full of snow, i had to chop it there and put the logs in my trunk
damn, i want to play l4d2 with you guys too
>makes me happy
You really are a nice person~
>What if I want more for later
You can just go straight to the source
IWO? I'm sorry, no idea what that is
Too bad, you're a faggot.
I've already got a Butt to want.
I'll keep that in mind once I do it, even if it is just to tease and entertain you a little bit. But don't get me wrong I will still be cheering for you to find someone you like!
Whoops, got caught up in homework.
I used to have a queen, but I downgraded to a twin because my bedroom is real tiny.
I mean I'm not, really.
That's such a strange question.
That doesn't make it any more clear to me.
You have to.
Put away the books.
Put away the books.
Oh my, you spend more time here than I thought.
>I only ever use these threads
>Or you could catch me on /f/ or /an/
You don't want to start this game with me kiddo
I Went Out threads
Its pretty fun, shows your area of living. Taking pictures whenever you go out and posting them later
I like this kind of stuff off threads too. I think its important to have something to keep a group together both inside and outside of threads.
This place is pretty lax
She's the best.
Some do some dont
Thats pretty cute actually
Well i dont know if Louise wants to after that but if they do id be fine with that
I want a bigger bed again