Mom buys my sister sex toys and said I can choose what I want

>>721198813
WTF is wrong with your moms

>>721198999
She would rather we please ourselves at home

>>721199018
Where can I find this one?

>>721199036
Do these things do anything or are they just for people that need help holding it up

>>721199048
That sex toy is gunna kill your motivation to fuck real women

Get one of those 200 dollar vibrators and use it on whatever human female will consent
You own her after that

Why not fuck your sister if your mom wants you to please yourselves at home

>>721199220
I like this guy

>>721199311
Why don't you kill yourself you virgin faggot

>>721199311
Cuz I'm not huge like her dildos. Even if I was into that, she wouldn't be my type

>>721199311
Hes got a point... Text your mom this and post results OP

>>721199369
Whatever I'm not the one that's going to be stealing my sisters dildos and shoving as many up my ass as possible

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>>721198813
>Mom buys my sister sex toys and said I can choose what I want from websites up to 200.
What kind of family do you have that that sounds normal to you?

>>721199401
this is acceptable.

>>721198813
I recommend huge dicks

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>>721198813
can only recommend this because it's the only toy I've used
it's really good

>>721199479
The one where she buys us toys and leaves us alone. If your older than I can see where you are coming from. Social norms. But you have to agree that a few parents would be surprised if their kids havent had sex before they could drive

>>721199119
They vibrate your cock dude, they add to the experience

>>721199622
>buys toys and leaves us alone

Dude how fucking oblivious can you be. She obviously wants you and your sister to release your hormones through each other's bodies. This toy shit is just a nudge to get you to go for it. I bet your sister wants to fuck and you don't even know it.

>>721198813
Alright kid I'll lead the way. My wife works at a sex store and when we caught our kids looking through her drawers we thought we should just let them have a few.

1- Be carefull with some of the moterized masterbators. If all they do is spin and vibrate around the head they are a waste unless you want to have a numb tip and not cum.
2 Cock rings feel pretty good when jacking off especially if you get the double sided ones. They rest on your balls and feel great.
3 If you can add a little to your budget, and want to go extreme, there is a motorized sex machine by pipedream. You can even share the female side with your sister to.
4 My best recommendation would be a fliphole if you think you can fit. If you cant you wont really get the full experience.

the tenga flip hole is really good. i have the white one

>>721199922
Naw. Not into that

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>>721200070
this

>>721199401
Post pics of her dildos

>>721200026
Dude thanks. My mom won't let me go any higher so maybe next time we can ask for more I'll have my sister take part of the cost for the machine. It looks really cool. How big should you be for the flip hole and how many and what kind of toys did you get for your family?

>>721200070
>>721200174
They are really good but I wish they added a thicker hard plastic to make the inside tighter. Best suction from the ones I bought

Interestin on how liberal your mom is. Is she Scandinavian?

Btw what race relgion ans what country u from

>>721200026
>>721200070
>>721200174

I regret the flip hole completely. Every time I tried to use it my fucking dick wouldnt fit and I couldn't go balls deep

What the fuck is the point of a sex toy if you can't fuck it properly

>>721200080
Real pussy from your teen sister whos bursting with hormones craving your babies is much better than cold silicone.

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get this. It's a real glob of legs and feet that are 100% alive, warm, have pussies that get wet, and they wiggle their toes, scrunch their toes, and will give footjobs

Waifu pillow or robot sex doll

>>721199220
one of those big white ones that make there eyes roll.

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>>721198813
Fleshlight is amazing, sukit is the best version.

>>721200198
To get to the ends of them, about 6 to really get a good feel. Because of the sex store they have about everything. They get one new one every month but for the most part the older one has every dildo size possible and the other one sticks to the same 2 masterbators

>>721200343
>ITT: Enemies that unnerve you

>>721200343
Where do you get one?

>>721200427
>Premium taste

>>721200343
That's some John Carpenter image right there

>>721200295
She is canadian. She was Catholic but said she only went to church a few times. I've never gone. We live in Wisconsin

>>721200427
Does it have suction?

>>721200611
What part of wisconsin

>>721198813
So your mom will help you get a sex toy
but wont help you get laid?

lamest mom ever
tell her shes doing a great job in raising a loser reject who's gonna learn to take the easy ways out instead of getting shit done like a man. But i guess this is what you get when you don't have a father or supporting male figure.

http://bad-dragon.com
Anything from this will do

>>721200343
This is horrifying but also really cool for some reason.

I'm gonna borrow this idea eventually...

>>721200574
patreon.(c o m)/realmorphs

>>721200715
Imagine if he did bring a girl home. You would probably have to sneak around but at least the kid is getting some practice

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>>721198813
But seriously op:
I don't know your family and what's 'normal' there, but i see there's a good chance your sister wants to fuck badly, possibly spoke to your mom about it.
Your sister might have considered fucking you aswell which i'd consider a good reason to buy my daughter a dildo. In order to even the odds I'd have to do the same for silblings though which would explain how you got in this situation.
TLDR; put a camera in your sisters room faggot

>>721200538
thread mvp

>>721198813
Okay so your mom seems pretty chill. What's the privacy policy at your home?

>>721198813
ask her for a sculpted model of your sisters vagina. then fuck your sister.

I'm pretty sure you can buy a dog for less than 200?

>>721200683
LIKE A MF, i usually unscrew the top a little to reduce the suction a little as it can get to rough.

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>>721201108

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Should be able to afford this.

>>721200980
If she want to fuck me that her problem. I don't, shes not attractive to me

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>>721201228
WHAT?
GET THAT FILTHY NORMAL SCUM OUT OF MY SIGHT!

>>721201050
It's pretty open. We don't look at each other when we do anything but if she calls me while I'm jacking off and asks me what I'm doing, I say I'm jacking off. We don't have to turn the volume down when we watch porn. My sister usually has a few suction cup dildos in the shower stuck to the wall. They don't hid anything unless we are expecting company and we five each other a heads up if we are bringing some one inside the house

>>721201159
Sounds like I may go with this one first. The main thing I'm looking for is suction

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https://bad-dragon.com/products/chanceflared

XL, faggot

>>721201403
That's pretty hot

>>721201295
Niggas gonna ask his mom for her credit card to buy toys to nut. He seems pretty normal. Also what if his sister is just ugly. Cant blame him for that

Look for a book like "how to fuck my mom"

Friend and I snuck into our friends house to hang out. We were going to surprise him by just showing up cuz his parents didn't have a problem with people coming and going. The lights were on so we just walk in through the back like usual but see that no one is there. We text his and he tells us he went to a family party. Few hours later we went through all his moms stuff and had a sword battle with her dildos. She had more toys then a sex store

>>721201459
I bought it because of a review i read on
fleshking, if you are more of an ass man or whatever you can get a different one but a little head is never wrong.

Did anyone just get the great idea of giving their daughter dildos in the future?

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I know you said that dildos arnt funny. But what about a 3 foot tall one. Maybe your mom or sister might want one?

>>721200026
I assume you guys have lots of toys. How do you keep them stored in case people come by?

>>721202121
Holly shit, how would some one even use that

>>721202121
Still can't find gspot

>>721202228
At first we just let them keep it in their rooms until on of their friends found two dongs in the shower when she went to go pee. My wife took the blame. Now we keep them all on a rack in our master bedroom shower. We had to get a second rack to fit them nicely. When they want to use it they can just use it in the shower or bring their lab top to our room. This also keep the dogs from trying to bite them. Also they are all marked so we don't share the same toys

>>721201959
No kys

>>721199220
You seem to forget that the whole reason his mom is buying him a sex toy is so he doesn't fuck a real girl and get an STD, I doubt she'll get him a vibrator to do just that

>>721202527
What kind of toys does your mom and sister have?

>>721202620
My mom bought me a few porno mags when i was young after my dad beat the shit out of me for stealing my friends panties at her house. I can never thank her enough

>>721200184

this

>>721202837
Agreed

>>721202675
I assume you mean OP.
For us I just use the old fashion grip, but I'll try a cock ring every once in a while. Son uses the masterbators. Daughter mainly uses the same clit want but she likes to surround herself with dildos when she uses it. Wife prefers vibrators with anal attachment and butt plugs

>>721198813
Kid if you live in america isnt it past your bedtime? What are you doing on 4chan at this hour

>>721202924

post pics of the toys

>>721202675
I'very only seen my moms toys a few times. Once I saw anal beads and the other time it was a weird pear looking thing. Sister leaves them laying around everywhere and has just about everything. Weirdest one is a remote control buttplug she takes with her on long car rides. Mom hates when she does that

>>721202997
Fapping

>>721203112
Does she cum on road trips?

>>721202924
How would you feel if your son and daughter were having sex? Son and wife? Ever thought of your daughter?

>>721203172
would also like to know this. how is a buttplug remote control? does it vibrate?

>>721203172
No she just gets really jumpy and adjusts herself in her seat a lot. She only does it on the way home because she wants to prepare her self to fap

>>721203285

please make a blog about your family, at least keep me posted lmao

Have you ever walked in on your mom/sis flicking the bean? What happened?

>>721203334
this

replying to this bait

>>721203214
Yeah it vibrates with remote. Not too big compared to other ones I've seen. Thing of the length of an avrage index finger and the width of 3 thumbs. Best way I can describe it.

>>721203210
Son and daughter not worried. Me and my daughter, never thought with much detail but even now its not something I would care to try. My wife and my son are the only thing that are of slight concern. He likes to use them when his mom is in the room and stare. She thinks its cute but she also said she wouldn't take it any further

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>>721199538
Is that a horse pussy

In other new, buy pic related. Link: https://jlist.com/tams097

Fucking incredible.

>>721203336
No. The most is walking in on her trying lingerie with my sister

>>721203596
Couldn't extract a real image but just look at it. Buy a maintenance kit with the leftover cash and you wont really want real women anymore.

>>721203334
Lol sorry but tbt it's would just be daily stories of my sister leaving a toy on the couch again, and a close call or two of forgetting to hide a toy when company comes over

>>721203685
Have they ever walked in on you?

DUDE LUBE. Dont cheep out on the lube. All you need is a water based and they have good deals online. Toys suck if you cheap out on lube

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>>721199220
>That sex toy is gunna kill your motivation to fuck real women

That's the whole idea. So that men can concentrate on accomplishing their dreams. If more men did this, it would kill two birds with one stone. The world would take an innovating and creative turn, all while women are further devalued in society. We don't need women to thrive.

I'd love to get a fleshlight. I'm 25 & still live at home though, also don't have access to credit cards so I can't buy it myself.
Embarrassed to ask my parents tbqh.

>>721203990
get a job you NEET faggot

>>721203816
Yeah but like I've said before, we don't really have anything to hide. I havn't on my mom because she only does it a few times and asks us not to inturpt becuase she gets embaresed. If they walk in on me I just keep going unless they need something. I don't stare at them as they are in the room, I just stay focused on whatever porn I'm watching. My sister is the only one that we really see. On fridays after school she'll use the living room but me and my mom don't mind as long as she doesn't have the porn blasting high

>>721203939
^this man

the normalfags that have infested /b/ will never understand though

>>721201403
One happy degenerate family.

>>721203990
Dude sex stores are still around. They are really nice people to. Its only weird when you first walk in but they are trained to make you feel welcomed

>>721204081
Do any of your friends know?

Coolest thing my mom did was buy me a 50 cent cd infront of her white friends

http://en-nls.com/pict1-38906?c2=9999

buy this.

>>721204226
One knows my sister has a dildo or two but that's it. He thinks its the coolest thing ever. My mom gives us a lot of freedom but she just asks we keep it quiet so we do

>>721198813
Get this OP

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fully-Automatic-Shrink-Hand-Free-Male-Aircraft-Cup-Flexible-Thrusting-Dildo-145-Rotating-Strong-Suction-Cup/32598890455.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.25.SgEGDy&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10068_10000032_119_10000025_10000029_430_10000028_10060_10062_10056_10055_10000062_10054_10059_10099_10000022_10000012_10103_10102_10000015_10096_10000018_10000019_10000056_10000059_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051_10000053_10000007_10000050_10084_10083_10000047_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10115_10000041_10000044_10078_10079_10000038_429_10073_10000035_10121,searchweb201603_3,afswitch_2,single_sort_3_price_desc&btsid=a5b251ed-bc2b-4571-8a77-96606603c000

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http://en-nls.com/pict1-45494?c2=12001110

Get this so your mom thinks you want to fuck your sister. Or just get it because it's pretty tight and Toys Heart makes good onaholes.

OP, has there ever been any really awkward sex experiences between you and your fam? What was it like as a youngin' learning about sex? How'd this even start?

>>721204732
Hmmm tempting but no reviews

>>721203939
Kinda true, 3yrs no sex. finally creating things again. emotionally stable. I'm ok with it.

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>>721198813
Stop being a fag and fuck your sister.

http://bad-dragon.com/products

Take your pick my friend

>>721203939
God damn, if I didn't have interest in women when I was 19 I'd be an engineer making over 100k a year by now. Now I'm a fucking electrician with student loans because I dropped out.

Don't get me wrong, I love my job, but shit I still want to be an engineer more than anything

>>721199538
while i do recommend bad dragon animal pussies, I also recommend getting an onahole warmer. check out the cheap usb one at otona.jp. it's pretty good

>>721204894
Awkward for me, was jacking off while getting something to drink. I walk around the house with no clothes and as I walked past my moms room she was on skype. Grandparents where asking what was going on and my mom said I just forgot my towel. My mom first got toys for my sister after she hurt her self trying to insert a hair comb. As far as learning, my mom told us about anything we were to afraid to ask at school like if girls could get pregnant from a blow job or why people have sex in a group

OP, do you know what your sisters favorite toy is? How about biggest or most expensive?

>>721203939
What if I don't give a shit about that because I want to sleep with women instead? Are you really that retarted that you can''t imagine that your autistic neckbeard goals are not the ultimate answer to living life?

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>>721205203
OP family life disgust me and i find him unacceptable and a waste of human life. I will however take his sister as long as she is not a fat cow

>>721199311
/thread

>>721199048
lol. what the fuck

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>>721198813
I'm in a very similar situation to you man. I would recommend Fleshlights as I have done a lot of research into what to spend my cash on as I am not exactly rich and can't afford to just buy things to try them out. Im not interested in chasing women because I have things to do.

I said to my mum about fleshlights and told her the funny story I heard on here about some guy tearing his frenulum with one because he was a really big and fucked the hell out of it.

Anyway she said, oh what is a fleshlight and I told her and she said ohhh do you want one? I said, well not right now because I heard they aren't tight enough for some people's tastes and I want to see if maybe they come out with something really tight.

So, I will pay for it but I have to use her cards online and pay her back because I dont have a card of my own. I know she is going to be fine with that.

Anyway, I like the idea that it's open, because we all do it afterall I have looked up maintenance and what everyone says is nonsense. Rinsing under a tap for like 30 seconds after use and leaving it to dry for 4-6 hours is nothing. Like with the sleeve lying out for a while. Like on yoru dresser or something. Also a periodic dousing with cornflour to keep it from getting sticky over time. Honestly, from what I've heard from some of these people around here, how lazy are you guys if you think that's a lot of work?

I am interested in the freaks range. Probably a Zombie or a Frankenstein. I heard teh Zombie is a bit bland. I like things a bit different so i am not really interested in the standard ones modeled after girls.

>>721199119
Literally God tier. Stimulate her clit and vibrates your cock. Makes for explosive orgasm for both of you.

>>721205552
Those look fucking awesome

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>>721200715
>Admitting that needing to stick your dick in a real breathing pussy and pandering to the thing attached to it is being a man.
>Relieving a physical need and thus freeing relationship time for hobbies and pursuit of passion is being a loser.

What world views you have sir.

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>>721205691
Thats what I think. Lots of people think its gross, but I think, oh man, whoever thought of this is a cool dude. I wonder if Shubin came up with it himself?

I think one main thing they could have done to avoid the stigma is attach 'bride' or something to the end of each one's name. Frankenstein, Dracula....I mean those were men. Frankenstein's Bride sounds cool and might sway more people.

>>721203596
>jlist
Kek, keep getting robbed you pleb

>>721198813
to be honest I've yet to find a male sex toy better than my hand yet alone a real mouth or pussy and I tried a few in my lonely single days. They're a waste of money.

>>721205691
>>721205552
>they got rid of some of the best ones
>added a nondescript hexagon hole to replace it
why even fuck

>>721205732
you think you can't be in a relationship and pursue your passions? are you brain damaged? or just an impotent beta loser?

ding ding

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>>721206208
You can't be in a relationship when pursuing your passion requires 16 hours a day investment of practice of a craft.
You can't be in a relationship when your passion drains you of all your equity.
You can't be in a relationship when your passion forces you to sleep on the street between lucky breaks.

Either you haven't experienced the pursuit of a truly demanding passion yet, or you have been incredibly lucky.

>>721206380
alright frank lloyd wright i await your masterpiece

in the meantime i'll stick to drugs pussy and university

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>>721206150
I don't know. I only found out about them recently. I know these have been around a few years so I don't know of the 'old' ones you talk about.

That's not all of them though, if you check out the site, there are skin colored ones for some reason (the colored ones are cool af) and they still have the alien. I heard the entry is the loosest of all fleshlights. That kinda put me off it, but it has a sterling reputation. I sometimes wonder if that's just because it's the least odd of all the range.

What did they have in the past that was great?

>>721204081
Post photos of sister and weapons of choice

>>721205552
i had the pink lady one (classic one) and it was good. i ripped through it after many months. but i was also rough with it. i had the butt one and it was also pretty good, and much tighter.

the cleanup is easy, people just complain because they feel like a loser when they are washing it. it's like you're gonna use your hand anyways, so just get this instead.

all you do is take it apart, run soap and water through it, massage it / rinse it, and air dry.

the way you know you cleaned it enough is you won't smell any of you.

it will stink up where ever it is so i suggest you store it in a box or closet in your own room.

every couple or few weeks you are going to want to run alcohol through. give it a good twice over. it's REALLY not a big deal. all you're doing is sticking your dick in it. it's not like you are shoving a phallic object in you.

another trick to it is using a heating blanket/pad. put it on med/high and wrap your fleshlight around it for a few minutes then start using it. if you take it out of the heating device it will get cold eventually. say a heating pad is like 20 bux, you're gonna use your toy like every day, so it's really worth the extra buy.

>>721206380
What's this passion you're hinting at, anon?

>>721206524
each of the monsters had a penis revision, and they were all colored like their logical version
drac/suc-u-bus/vamp vagina was pale flesh, zombie was grey

there arnt purple preadors, i dont know what the fuck reaper is supposed to be, zombies are apparently blue now, and vampires have bright purple vaginas

iirc they removed two monsters, and all the dicks, and added that top row in >>721205552

>>721199048
Finally someone who doesn't seem like a religious nutjob. You're not American, are you?

>>721199119
Vibrator aside, they're supposed to restrict the outgoing bloodflow so you can stay harder for longer.
But I also like how it tidies up things. It helps to put your nuts into a neat, compact package. Versus just dangling about in loose skin.

>>721203939
Bitches really are distracting, found the one 5 years ago now. Still friends, she knows I'd still be with her if I could . But isn't likely, I've finally moved on in the last year or so. But I have no fucking interest in dating any body else, having sex with any body else. I just want to figure out my life, and pursue my dreams. If I did start dating someone else they'd either have to be dumb, or smart enough to be ok with my radical beliefs. And they'd have to be open to any thing, even moving on the spot from one state to the next. No connections to the world just fucking go.

>>721206864
He said his mom was Canadian, dad never mentioned but they all live in Wisconsin.

>>721206659
>Soap
Long time flyer here and there's your problem and probably why it ripped. No soap products apart from the cleaning solution and pure alcohol products can be used during the cleansing process. Soap, as well as any kind of oil lubricant will damage the flesh over time and cause micro tears which worsen.

Also, heating is recommend via placing the fleshlight in warm warmer. An electric blanket doesn't harm it in anyway, it's just the flashlight is designed to heat very quickly via warm water.

Anyone tried popping one in the fridge or freezer? If you get bored with it like me, just try it. You might be surprised. You shouldn't go soft as long as you are continually stimulating, just trust me on that one. anymore than 4 hours in the freezer and it will begin to freeze solid and isn't to my taste but it might be to you.

No detrimental effect shave been observed or reported from either me or others on the forums.

>>721206943
>warm warmer
lol warm water

>>721204840
Yeah if you have small ass dick it is ok, even fleshlights are fucking small. (Width wise, not length. I can usually stick my index finger in at the bottom to the second knuckle before I feel my head which is decent.

>>721205362
>what is long term goals
lol

>>721202290
Probably made for actual "novelty use," or display. But you know some size queen has done their best to ease as much of it possible up their holes.

>>721198813
Show us a pic of your mom. And sister.

>>721201403

Lol inbred fuck

>>721206912
Makes sense. Canadians are a nice people.

>>721201403
Tell me more about your sister and her masturbation

Your sister can have dildos laying around but I can't walk to my room with a towel after taking a shower because its disrespectful. Bullshit

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>>721202290

>>721207150
Practicing post-abortion. How to stick the baby back up there

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>>721206943
Whoa. Thats exactly what I want to try when I get one. I can barely find any info about it anywhere because everyone and their mother loves warm holes.Thanks for the time guidelines.

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>>721198813
https://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Tranny-Terri-Love-Doll/dp/B00LOV33P

>>721198813
Dragon dildo-anythjng else makes u fagit

>>721198813
Ask for garbage bag, chloroform and duct tape

>>721198813
If you don't have a girlfriend and are curious what anal sex feels like, this fleshlight is a pretty good approximation:

https://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Lager-Realistic-Masturbator-Ounce/dp/B003TQQ72M

Don't forgetthehole warmer!

https://www.amazon.com/All-New-DOIT-Style-Hole-Warmer/dp/B012LL17DE

Please tell your mom I think she's pretty cool.

>>721200026
You should go into consulting.

>>721207380
helium tank, c-pap mask and tubing works better

>>721200748
I have an ejaculating dildo from there. They are custom-made and high-quality.

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>>721200307
I think it's time to stop reading asian mango

>>721201727
Zozzle.

Not trying to be a faggot but has your mom ever mention incest. Like in a serious discussion or ever questioned her about it?

>>721199048
How old are you?

>>721204081
This sounds pretty normal.

>>721199401
Why is it that the people who are so close to being able to achieve wincest never fucking do it

>>721198999
are you serious i would have loved this guy's mom

would have saved me a loooooooot of mischief if i'd been able to just get my jollies off properly

>>721205732
Where did I put my Morgan Freeman image with the words "He's right, you know?"

>>721207331
Wow... I want.

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buy this, use the rest of the money to buy lube

https://www.otonajp.com/big-glamorous-ultimate-female-equipment-nanase-otoha-edition

this is best lube
https://www.otonajp.com/onatsuyu-lotion

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Something like this. Gotta have prostate play

>>721208541
also fleshlights are shit compared to the japanese dick tech they have out, its crazy the kind of shit they have.

OP if you have any fetishes I can probably help you find something appropriate.

>>721198813
You said you watch porn like its normal, you ever blast incest porn?

OP back. Took a nap. Surprised thread is still up.

>>721205323
I think it's a dildo with diffrent vibrators on the inside. Like it has 3 diffrent sections you can turn on individualy. Her biggest a hand full of superlong silicone ones. Mostly just to have, she's not able to use them well. Most expensive, idk

>>721206864
Half

>>721207617
I asked why it was so wrong once. She explained that having a child with someone so close is wrong because you are knowingly increasing its chances of deformity. She said sex isn't as long as both partners are okay with it but that if it's ever found out there would be a lot of backlash.

>>721207382
Will do

>>721209157
Nope

>>721207127
She takes off her pants, she masterbating. She does her homework and eats. It's not that different from other woman. I won't be a dick though. Her preferred method is taking all her dildos into the shower and using some vibrating ones that are water proof while listing to pop music. She only does this once in a while because she hates the clean up

>>721208800
Fetish, mainly just big asses and dp. Nothing crazy. Mom's fine with anything as long as there's no self harm or I'm hurting someone else

Man I am kinda jealous OP. The way I was raised I am still uncomfortable around sex toys and get rather awkward about even the discussion...

Also you are just watching normal porn, that shit stopped working for me a long time ago :(

>>721209778
anon
your mom literally said sex with your sister is fine
what the fuck are you doing sitting on 4chan shopping for dildos and fleshlights?

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Man I love this thread. Please stay alive.

i think it would be kinda hot in a way to be really open. If I ever got a fleshlight or whatever I would openly wash it and air it out on my desk next to my closet.

Mom comes in and sees it there when putting clothes away or whatever she will know what I've been up to.

>>721210055
maybe this then
https://www.otonajp.com/body-touch-nursery-teacher-asuka

as I said before buy this lube
https://www.otonajp.com/onatsuyu-lotion

also alternatively if you reckon you can convince your mother to buy something a bit pricier buy this
https://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/25-inch-fantasia/

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>>721198813
I fell asleep fapping last night and my mom found me lying there with my dick out. She covered me with a blanket but my dick was still out under the blanket.

>>721210251
It's really nice, we get along really well. I can't think of someone I can be as open to then my mom. I'll grow out of it soon I'm sure

>>721210284
If I found her attractive I would try, but I dont

>>721210375
I would really like that second one. I'll think about asking my mom to just until I saved enough for that. Tuesday way it works is every month my sister gets 200 to pick out new toys so that's how it's gonna work for me too. Maybe I could ask for an advanced. Didn't even know these existed

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Pro Trump weeb nazi hoertje gaat los op FB. Krijgt straf en verwijderd haar hele post. Meer na de Trump.

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>>721210884
>200 a month just to waste on toys

Fuck me your life is good. Enjoy it man. I am happy for you.

>>721210363
I do get somewhat aroused that people k kw what I'm doing but only a small amount. It's not like I get any words of encouragement when I'm doing it but it's nice not having to care if my chair squeaks a bit at night

>>721210953
Thanks my mom has a good job but she's not home as much as most other parents. Hence the toys

>>721200343
A footjob sex toy sound great

>>721210427
Had same experience but with older sister

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>>721203112

I assume it all comes from the mail so have you guys ever had a awkward moment with the delivery guy?

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>>721210884
oh man the rubber vagina industry is huge and gaping, there are a million of them out there, though the gigantic ass does have some seam lines on it so it might possibly ruin your immersion

the japs also sell loli torsos as well as regular female torsos, there's a thread on /jp/ that talks about the rubber vaginas and it's been going on for a long time now, the most popular hole out right now is the Dolphin!, which is supposed to mimic the feeling of a dolphins vagina.

pic related

Fleshlights are meh, had 3. Don't feel that great, a lot of maintenance. Honestly prosistutes is the way forward

>>721211167
>mimic the feeling of a dolphins vagina
I'm sorry. .what?

>>721210725
Is she fat? What's wrong with her, anon?

>>721211166
Lol yeah a few times. Mainly just a few stares but once my sister open the door and the guy said I don't think I'm allowed to give this to you. So my sister yells, mom the dildos are here and my mom laughs and takes the package. Sure gave that guy a story

>>721211319
the answer to any question you may have can be summarized in the following statement

JAPAN !

Do you ever get jealous at how much better girls sex toys are than guys? I do

>>721211324
No. She has developed breast and normal growth on her ass but I don't feel anything sexually. One because my fetish is big ass and she's more slender. 2 our personalities don't mix well. If I were to just want to fuck her I would just imagine wanting to tell her to stop talking so much and quit complaining about things all day.

>>721211319
you head me right, its got 3 cervixes you penetrate

currently they can be bought from http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/dolphin-male-masturbator/
but its US only because the japs are a bunch of greedy assholes that sell them exclusively to only a few retailers.

>>721211399
VERY JAPAN!

>>721211399
>this

>>721211508
hate fuck her

>>721211508
Lmao, I feel the same about my sisters personality but I'd still fuck her in an instant if she were down. Her body/face are pretty "my type" though

>>721198813
Something MILF related and the Taboo movie.

>>721207150
I dont understand the physics of this

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>>721206380

>>721211487
Yes. My sister gets so much crap she basically just collecting toys and always has the option to switch. Meanwhile I'm stuck with just masterbating and I don't plan on butting anything up my ass. The main thing I'm looking at is a $1000 japanese big ass while my sister can get a big dick for $20

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>>721211487
buddy check out some onahole stores, its a fucking illusion that women get better toys, there are so many rubber vaginas out there your head will spin with the variety

>>721211604
I like milfsleep. Taboo I can try. Not what I'm going for at the moment

>>721211702
Fuck I ment milfs

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I tried the 17 bordeaux onahole but after about 4 uses it just entirely fell apart.

im going to get this one next

>>721200272
sounds like you have a small dick

>>721211644
Not just that, there's so much variation with what you can stuff in a pussy. Loads of shapes with different functions, vibrators and a buncha other shit + a pussy is more sensitive than a dick and can orgasm multiple times with no cooldown.

>>721199220
I would follow this man into a battle in knew was lost

>>721211167
>which is supposed to mimic the feeling of a dolphins vagina.
dude wtf im out

>>721211644
oh dude the $1000 ass isn't Japanese, the other ones were, also I'm under the assumption that you're american and the huge ass place only sells to americans.

>>721211719
tomax have super durable holes, good choice.

>>721211759
oh grow up.

>>721206783
Wendy's chef

>>721211345
Aren't they supposed to be in a plain brown package that it un-indentifiable?

>>721211734
Yeah but when I walk into my sisters room and see all the things she's gathered, can help but feel left out a bit. I shouldn't complain, there are still options

>>721211763
My bad I just assumed from the first site. Looking to see what a full body build look like

>>721211702
By milf-related, I mean look up japanese sex toys, they are often themed, so the box would have a milf on the front, and they'd be things like a big-booty onahole, or silicon large breasts that you could titfuck.

>>721211880
Udall are but not all websites guarantee them or fed ex will place another sticker on it with the contents in it for their own shipping. The main one that fuck up is usually amazon because it comes from many sellers

>>721212026
Yeah I'm looking for a full body one with both ass and tits. Probably won't get it but I want to see the cost. So far, alot

>>721212026
The japanese are certainly creative
http://www.tokyokinky.com/tag/japanese-sex-toys/

>>721211763

can you tell me anything about the softness ratings

Have you ever asked to see your mom in something

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This one is quite efficient.

>>721211946
I dont think any places have a full build with an ass as bit as the fantasia but for full body ones they are substantially cheaper from the jap site

https://www.otonajp.com/perfect-body-g-cup-7-5kg
and
https://www.otonajp.com/hoshimi-rika-could-be-your-wife
are the most expensive, another option is to buy a bunch of cheaper ones, though since you said 200 I figured you wanted something big and fancy.

>>721212212
Lol more for my sister to collect not me though

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>>721198813
>Mom buys my sister sex toys and said I can choose what I want from websites

what?do you test them together too?

>>721212154
No. She is more ebaressed about doing something sexual infront of us than we are

>>721205732

Sounds mgtow. Dont disagree.

>>721212223
Yeah I like the first ones breast alot better. I would rather spend more and wait to make it worth it

>>721208800
Not OP, but is there anything for a foot fetish?

>>721212098
well the regular is very soft and then the super soft is like sticking your dick in a cloud from what the people I've talked about them said, the regular hard is closer to what other rubber vaginas are like
at the bottom of this page is a video that demonstrates the softness of regular hard, regular and soft.
https://daimaoh.co.jp/item5982.html
personally I am looking to get the regular hard because it's closer to other rubber vaginas.

>>721212272
that is literally a dick that you fuck the urethra, I think your sister would have a hard time putting her penis in it.

>>721212504
I remember seeing a foot one that was shaped like a U, I'll look into it and get back to you as soon as I can.

>>721205050
>>721198813
And post pics

>>721212575
Lol yeah but I would not but she can have it just cuz it's in the shape of a dick

>>721199311
/thread

op = fake news

Why would anyone want to fuck a piece of plastic?

How much exactly does you sister have in sex toys

>>721212768
Piece of plastic? This thing came from bosnia, son!
You ever been to bosnia? Well, my dad was, and he left me this pocket pussy, and every time I sink my humongous dick into this piece of plastic, I remember my dad.

OP, why the fuck is your mom buying you and your sister sex toys?

>>721212781
Like in worth? Alot. If I remember when she started correctly from now, about $1600

Autoblow 2

>>721213103
We'll it was explained already but she would rather we have sexual activities at hope then with other people at the moment. She pretty open about sex so she buys them for us

>Mom buys my sister sex toys and said I can choose what I want from websites up to 200.
Anglos everyone.

fucking site thinks I'm spam, fuck you posting system!
>>721212504
ok well that was way faster than I thought but i found it
kanojotoys Japanese Footjob Onahole

theres also this one but I've heard people dont like it that much
otonajp Ashi Ko Kiko Foot Job Onahole

also last second found this one
kanojotoys Puni Ashi DX Footjob Onahole

I honestly dont know anything about these because I'm not really into feet but I hope it helps you out friend.

>>721212768
why do women fuck dildos?
exactly, go fuck yourself buddy.

>>721201403
Lovely fantasy anon.

>>721213434
just to be clear the posting system wouldnt let me paste the links to those websites because it was saying I'm spam

>>721203112
>>721203285
Anyone that believes this shit is autistic, this isn't reality.

>>721198813
Get one of those kits that lets you make a mold that can be made into a sex toy and tell your mom you want a mold of her ass.

Post results.

>>721213434
Hey thanks for giving it a look man!

>>721213628
I was able to find it alright with just the titles you put so it's all good

>>721213655
eh any excuse to talk about rubber vaginas, it's my favourite hobby that I cant share with people I know in person

>>721213719
ah I'm glad I could help, I hope one of those is something that interests you.

>>721213706
those only work for dicks though, so he would have to ask for a mold of his mothers penis.

>>721213896
I feel of his mother had a penis it still wouldn't the strangest thing in this thread

>>721213606
..

>>721214004
it was a joke buddy.

>>721214077
Cunt

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>>721198813
Your mother is a sick fuck.

>>721214373
his mother is buying him masturbation aids, not tongue punching his fartbox.

>>721198813
explain why/how that started

>>721214373
Oh no a mom who let's their kids exploretheir sexualityits in their own hom

Whatever you do, make sure it's something like "a mother's love" in the name. Also, maybe an "incest" dvd with mommy and son.

>>721214638
this was a fun thread.

>>721202374
Kek

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I have two dakimakura, an onahip and two onaholes. Feelsgoodman.

>>721199220
This.

>>721199036
Tried one of these and they suck. The chick can't feel that shit and the way they stick to your dick kinda hurts, ESP if you have pubes.

>>721205609
Virgin.

>>721205552
DO NOT USE CORNFLOUR THIS DOES THE EXACT OPPOSITE

USE BABY POWDER

>>721217150
buddy you dry it then pat cornflour on the outside to keep it from getting sticky, you gotta rinse it off before use though or youre gonna end up with glue all over your groin.

>>721217150
Baby powder has abrasive microscopic sand crystals in it. Google baby powder for fleshlights.

>>721198813

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What ever you get add one of these to the list.

Best ~$30 youre going to spend on a pocket hole.

Pull the teeth out if its not your thing.

>>721217507
man fuck magic eyes, those cunts have no idea how to quality control, I bought one of their brand holes and it was fucking poor quality, multiple defect holes and the fuck hole itself was crooked.

>>721199048
Maybe you should please each other.

>>721198813
>my mom buys us sex toys!
wtf

Oh shit I fell asleep and thought I missed this thread. Thank the dubs its still alive

>>721201403
ill take 'things that never happened' for $500 please

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>>721198813

>>721202749
funny thing is your dad 'confiscated' them and sniffed the shit out if them, literally

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>>721198813
This fucking bread

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>>721198813
Fuck buying one, just make your own like I did.

>>721218909
it only costs $20 for a good quality rubber vagina, and I can tell you without a doubt that it will feel better than that piece of crap.

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>>721218909

basement virgin detected
pic related

>>721198813
If your moms willing to buy you sex toys just tell her to give youa hj and bj instead. Its free.

>>721198813
Your mom is one sick fuck, isn't she?

>>721218909
kys

>>721213051
Fuck. That did not come out right.

>>721203939
most people with that "philosophy" are neets living in parents' houses, good luck with changing the world by jerking to hentai and eating tendies your mum made you

>>721218909
It doesn't feel the same and you know it!

>>721198813
Buy an anal fleshlight then turn the suction all the way up and moan as loud as you can when fucking it.

How about this one.
https://dvnmnd.com/collections/frontpage/products/unframed-printed-trump-card-5-piece-painting-wall-art

>>721205362
When did this website become so infested with insufferable normies. Please go back to plebbit.

>>721207331
Penis too big for a women, needs to be with chasity or below 3 inches.

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Buy a chastity device, trim, panties, a dildo, stockings, [But the right type of panties for your body type, example, if your are slim without ass, buy a boy shorts]

>But i am not gay


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Investing in porn items is lame,your mom doing is more lame,why you don't say to your mom that this money you will use to boy books and clothes, and instead of doing this, go to a pro escort? wtf is wrong with you mate?

>>721220424
Dude this guy gets 200 a month just for porn. I would assume his mom is loaded at least a little

>>721202527
Your wife lives with you, your sister and your mom?