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Okay faggots I'm about to blend a 8th of gas into a smoothie,

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Okay faggots I'm about to blend a 8th of gas into a smoothie, I know some of you nerd virgins might not be cool enough to understand though, lol retards.
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>>721197821
Fuck your slang is that kief?
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>>721197821
strawberries and grass clippings?
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>>721197821
Hey i may be a nerd and a virgin but I'm not...what was the third you called me?
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>>721197821
this is bait
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>>721197821
OP here, here's a photo of my fetish.
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>>721197821

Don't worry about these other fags OP, you know what you have to do with the gas.

Drink it and keep us updated with your crazy trip
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>>721197821
It won't get you high unless you put some fat in there, like cream or butter. Alcohol will work too.
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>>721198017
You got it, but you ever let a tree branch up yo ass? Damn amazing it is.
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>>721197821
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>>721197938

It might not be, in which case this retard is going to lose an eight of nice looking kief
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>>721197821
You are fucking crazy and that is a waste of drugs but it's a shit drug imo, spin that bitch. l would drink it you should put in some codeine
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>>721198026
No worries, I like to use Hydrogen Peroxide, it keeps me honest when high.
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>TFW OP better have activated the THC by baking the gas in the oven first
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About to hallucinate (: I love to trip with smoothies
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>>721198086
Nigger fuck you, I bet you have sex with girls like some kind of homo.
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I bet u all smoke mid haha pussies
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>>721197973
oh he's vegan
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>>721198064
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>>721198131
I also forgot to post my current life partner, here. It's name is shooza, and I usually trip balls with it.
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>>721198026
I don't need all that faggot idiot
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>>721197821
Hope that's not Kratom. You'll be puking your ass off.
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>>721198017
God speed will do
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>>721197938
No? It's Dick cheddar, a new strain
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>>721197821
>gas
Hate when niggers try to makeup "cool" slang.
Looks like you ran outside and grabbed a patch of your grass then chopped it up with your moms nutrition blender.
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>>721198159


this kind of trolling is actually retarded, noone knows your trolling, they think your an idiot, and its not funny to anyone else but you

retards saying retarded things aint funny to anyone but the retarded.
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>>721198286
>>721198254
Who the fuck do you think you are impersonating me? Fuck outta here
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>>721198324
I am a mother, I'm 37 and have 2 kids
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>>721198345
LOL virgin detected
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>>721198347
Hey me
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>>721198345
I ain't trolling, you just haven't been enlightened to fuck outside your species.
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>>721198378
guess its fun to roll in the mud.
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>>721198363
Post their nudes
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>>721198363
Explains a lot
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>>721198400
Yeh
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>>721198420
OP here, the moss on tree bark is way sexier.
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>>721198427
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>>721198451
That's pretty gross anon, you kinsoddered arbers? Sahry trippin hrrd bruh
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>>721198462
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>>721198506
What
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>>721197821
This will do nothing... You have to heat weed for it to work when you eat it
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>>721198527
Nigger
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>>721198548
nigger
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>>721198400
So am i enlightened for having sex with niggers?
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>>721198557
Nuuhh brahh, Im hi ashit now. U shud hav segs wit trees
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>>721198604
Yup u bi enlightened as 2 y niggurz r retarded and plants ar the onlie way to have your meet potted bruh if u no wat i mean
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>>721198548
nigger
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>>721198026
Being this wrong
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>>721198548
nigger
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Ait im really drippin noa i keep seeing trees only they stopped talking to me yhe just dere and they dont offer sex unlile in the reel worl an luk at my captcha i know my sex pals here
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>>721198451
Sauce
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>>721197821
>>721197821
you will barely get high and it will taste terrible. Congrats
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>>721199388
Ahm alreddy hi also u gut Ny smexy trees to fuk?
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>>721197821
LMAO WEED BRO
>2017
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>>721199496
Weed and tress dey gr8 man dont bi a homo and fuck women fuck trees
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>>721199451
placebo effect. money in the garbage
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>>721199451
>>721199539
trying too hard
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>>721199539
so is money and alot of other things it doesnt mean you have to flaunt it like a nigger with his weed when a police officer pulls him over
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>>721199614
i see people who brag/ flaunt drugs as nigger tier.
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>>721199591
Still hii niggy u got any sexi oke trees or wat trees is this opS fetish
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>>721197821
Is it at least cooked?
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>>721199595
Fuk u
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>>721199668
extract 99% thc then come back to me anon. your shitty 30-70% buds and extracts are nothing. its like taking 1 hit from mexican brick weed vs dabbing except moving the margins. yes im a nigger weed snob connesiour
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>>721199674
Nahbits rah like wen i let a branch up my ass
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>>721199752
U a loser i bet you hav sex wot humans an not plants
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>>721199788
damn nigga how u know, i got botanyfetish i make biodegradable fleshlights and i sleep with vines/ exotic ferns
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>>721199848
Finlly sum 1 enlitened
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>>721197821
Retard
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>>721200055
U thi retrd for not fuking branches
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>>721198026
*boil it
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>>721200214
Nigger nugger u a fugger
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>>721197821
>im the first person to ever eat weed
>look at me guise, haha
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>>721200347
Fuk u i wantid 2 share my trip while explaining my tree fetish
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>>721197821
Kys tool
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>>721197821
What a waste of perfectly good herb. I hope you fucking choke on it.
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>>721197821
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>>721200540
>>721200461
>>721200448
Fuk u haters yall jus sleep wit peeple wjile i git hi an fug my trees
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>>721197821

>body cannot break down THC into your bloodstream if it isn't molecularly bound to fatty proteins
>you have to convert the THCa molecule to THC either by burning it or cooking it
>it takes exponentially more to cook and get an effect than just smoking it

Honestly OP is a fucking retard.

Fucking retards.
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>>721198363
They better be white., also tits and timestamp
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>>721197821

Eating weed wont get you high you have to extract first?
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>>721200699
No rtrd fuck trees
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>>721197938
Gee thanks
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>>721200836
Who u thankin rtrd? Dis is my thred wit my tastt smoothy an luv 4 trees
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>>721200653
THC when consumed is then turned into 11-Hydroxy-THC instead of 9-delta from inhilation. 11-Hydroxy being multiple times more potent negates the reduced bioavailability of the digestive tract. The highs from edibles are incomaprable to smoking, you cant smoke as much as you can eat and have it hit you all at once hard. Like you could eat 7gs worth of weed, might take a while to come on but it will peak hard, now imagine trying to smoke 7gs in one go so it hits you all at the same time
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>>721200699
It won't get you as high as binding the same amount to lipids for better uptake, but you will still feel something, OP would have been better making a butter or cream from the kief to use in the smoothie.
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>>721201006
Op here i no am trippin hard u liek oak treez thay reel gud in bed
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>>721201069
Nugg fug u
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Compound exists in trichome as thca/ cbda. Heating to 320deg. Decarboxylates compound to psychoactive form thc that you want. Without decarboxylation you are ingesting nonpsychoactive material. Sorry b/ro.. Gotta heat it first.
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>>721200680
i dont get it
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>>721198131
That smoothie strawberry af! >:)
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>>721201331
U no it
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Hey guys, realn OP here rorry that retard derailed my thread i just wanted to talk drugs.
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>>721201462
U not di reel op i am
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>>721201494
No faggot, I am.
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>>721201531
Basterd im tryna bi hi an talk treez an u fucking it up
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>>721201564
Fucking neckbeard faggot how retarded do you have to be to derail a thread like thi?
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>>721201628
Ur a fegget an the reel derail fag y cant u essept treez an weed is da gud lyfe
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>>721201680
>>721201628
>>721201564
>>721201531
>>721201494
Samefag
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>>721198345
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>>721197973
/thread
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>>721201720
Wut how ken i bi a same feg da proof is rite here
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>>721201779
Ar u fucikng ritardid?
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>>721201900
Don't try to impersonate me!
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>>721197821
You dumb nigger, you need heat to activate the THC crystals. If you eat it like that you won't get high. Why do you think all edibles are something you cook??? Why do you think people smoke weed and not literally eat the bud straight??? YOU NEED HEAT
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>>721202068
Nuh fef im so hi i cen see spayse
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>>721198324
>Hate when niggers try to makeup "cool" slang.
>Immediately recognizes "gas"
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>>721201779
Jesus fucking christ
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>>721202873
Yew (see whatnI did there) ar such a feg for caring abut slanggg
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Bump for trees
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>>721203906
Yo
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>>721204266
Dubs!
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>>721197821

What a waste. At least decarboxylation it first you retard.
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>>721200442
lol ur so weird
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>>721204364
Nu am still si high an treez sexy
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>>721197821
doesn't look like premium faggot
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>>721204404
The faggot is taking over other threads
>>721204376
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>>721198400
All of us want a waifu, asians are a subspecies of homo sapient.
WE ARE ENLIGHTENED AF
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>>721204475
It iz u ever fucked a branch?
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>>721204490
Treez or nutin
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>>721198345
I concur, being stupid is not the same as trolling.
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>>721204527
only that one time i went camping but that doesn't count
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>>721198548
you FUCKING nigger
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>>721201243
>I am a mother, I'm 37 and have 2 kids
If you mention that you are a mother you have to prove that you are female.
As by mentioning that you are a women you try to gain a advantage over other anons and you are basicly crying for attention.
We need the photo with time stamp to confirm that you are indeed a female.

Also SHOW THEM MILF TITS.
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>>721197821
Good luck, wont do shit unless you cook the weed. There is little thc in bud to get you high, when you heat it up, thats when thc is created.
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>>721204555
trolling is an art?
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>>721202068
Actually you need to chemically change the thc in to thc-a to get high. you still gain the medical effects if you dont do that.
canibiods how ever are not taken up by the intestines so you need a carryer substance.
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>>721198451
thumbnail looked like a black girl holding up some sort of fake ass
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>>721204750
He successfully took this thread and another thread over, and is in the process of uprooting (giggle) a trap thread.
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>>721204738
and hes pumping it with 89 like a peasant
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>>721204866
Nuh nugger u liek trees
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>>721198345
>noone knows your trolling
>you know hes trolling
>are you trolling???
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>>721204918
premium trees yes 10/10 only
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>>721199239
caroline pierce
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>>721204738
Yes and no. Consuming straight dank does little for fucked-upifying, as its difficult for your body to process the THCA into THC. Thats why its most commonly smoke, since the direct heat of setting that shit on fire causes it to undergo a thermal reaction. On the same note, edibles are badass because THC bonds well with fats (e.g. butter) when cooked, danking up any and all foods its used with. Since your body can easily digest fats, it makes you all the more fucked up.
tl;dr Its better to smoke it or make it into butter than heating it and the oven and munching down on plain bud.
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>>721205186
Nuh am si hiii
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waste of kief..
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>>721198548
nigger
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>>721205356
Nuh op hier still bretty hye heres a ribbed dick for extru pleasure
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>>721197821
hah that wont do shit you know... yo have to heat it for a while to the thc to become active ;)
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>>721204750
Yes it is, and derailing threads by spam is like modern art.
They call it art but its just stupid and no one understands it.
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>>721205746
Cuz u ritrded
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>>721205858
This
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>>721205858
>>721206195
No im not, i call samefag.
Are you tacoman ?
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>>721206309
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>>721206309
Not samefeg see? U rtrded
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>>721206508
He is retarded
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>>721198026
Well unless he has heat treated the stuff, it won't have any effect whatever you do. Fat doesn't do shit, retard
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>>721206508
You forgot to photo shop it :D
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>>721197821
Mfw this retard wasted his bud, to get high from that it needs to be heated to around 200 degrees to inact a chemical reaction changing thc-a to tbh-b which you actually get high from
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>>721197821
This jackass posted it looking for attention and got it. Congrats
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>>721197821
You won't get high motherfucker stop wasting weed
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I wouldn't be surprised if its actually Kratom. Makes more sense than it being bait, IMO.
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>>721208884
Prob just oregano
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