Have you ever met a celebrity, and if so what happened? None

ciara renee. made out. horse mouth

My brother dated danielle colby cushman from that show American Pickers.. If you even consider her a celeb. Have stories if anyone wants

>>721161958
God she's such a fucking whore.. Die already

Back when I used to live in Toronto I used to be a club promoter. We mainly worked with a club named 1/11. Anyways - we'd see a lot of small name celebrities from Canada. Kenny and Spenny and stuff. MTV people. At one event we had Cuban JR. he's a twat in real life. I have so many random stories from when I worked at bars and clubs.

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met Dennis Eckersly. I don't expect any of you to know who that is. My dad is now golfing buddies with him.

>>721162429

Dennis Lee Eckersley, nicknamed "Eck", is an American former Major League Baseball pitcher. Between 1975 and 1998, he pitched for the Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox, Chicago Cubs, Oakland Athletics and St. Louis Cardinals.

but good thing you assumed correctly about me not knowing who he is, right? faggot.

Sadly, probably the closest I've gotten is when my school got this football player I never heard of to come. Gave out football cards.

That couple from Fixer Upper lives near me. They're snobby cunts who act nice on TV and are total douchebags off.

I interviewed Ted Nugent when I was in college. He's a fucking retard and smelled so badly of BO that I had trouble breathing.

Met Alex Jones once at a concert after party. He just shook my hand and patted me on the back, then headed into the VIP section. He's batshit on the air, but I didn't speak with him long enough to know how is IRL.

I met Wee Man from Jackass at the X-Games in 2014. We had lunch at the same taco stand and he was a nice guy. Very funny. And he can eat like a fucking beast.

Lastly, I met Nolan Ryan at a rodeo banquet in 2011. I didn't get to talk to him much, but he signed a Rangers cap for me. Seemed like a nice dude.

i fucked rose mcgowan at the end of 2013. she had a place in north jersey and a volcano vape.
it was kind of gross.

norman reedus was really cool met him randomly on the sidewalk in soho

brian o'halloran at a def leppard concert
really didnt want to talk to me

todd glass and jim gaffigan
roasted me and my friend

law and order svu guy in passing
i chanted mariska hargitay at him repeatedly he laughed

>>721161958

I met Jeff Foxworthy when I was in 9th grade. He isn't very funny, and came across as very self-centered.

I met Tom Hanks when he attended Space Camp in Huntsville, AL. We hung out that afternoon and he was a pretty cool guy. You would never know that he is a celebrity from meeting him; he never talks about himself and is pretty chill.

I know Rachel McAdams. Good friends with her family seen her at reunions and bbq's and what not. She's pretty down to earth cares more about what you have to say and is genuine interested in it, doesn't really like to talk about hollywood bullshit.

Met the son from sanford and son. He is or was a preacher than.

>>721162282
>danielle colby
Post I bet she's into some kinky shit

>>721162615
when I said "know", that did not included googling his name to pretend you know. ultrafaggot.

>>721162914

whatever faggot. dont respond to my posts.

>>721163002
GO TO YOUR ROOM

>>721162824

I also met Bill Paxon and Kevin Bacon at Space Camp, but we didn't hang out.

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I met Maisie Williams, we went to a motel and we fucked. She loved my vagina.

>>721162907
Well not really too bad. My bro said she only wanted anal. Was into pegging and loved golden showers. She was big in burlesque than even and would do strip teases for him before sex. She was nice as hell. Only met her 3 times while they dated.

>>721162794

>i fucked rose mcgowan at the end of 2013. she had a place in north jersey and a volcano vape.
it was kind of gross.

>it was kind of gross

the vape or rose McGowan?

i know m0t

Danny Bonaduce and he played free bird

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I met Jason Bateman, Uma Thurman, Aimee Fuller, Ethan Phillips, Kit Harrington. I also met some MLB player but I can't remember his name now.

met Kevin Spacey at six flags in NJ

I gave him one of my coke cans so he could get in for free. he said spanks a lot then punted a toddler into the bushes. I don't think he ever made it into the park. also kingda ka was closed so I was pissed for the day.

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My English teacher in secondary (high) school taught Derren Brown at University.
Just as he was getting famous, said teacher got him to entertain the class for a full 90 minutes and show off his tricks.

Pretty sound guy, and is genuinely spoopy.

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>>721161958

From the same city as Mel B (the black Spice Girl) and my step-dad works with her Dad so we used to visit him and see her from time to time (only once or twice every 2-3 years) but she has fallen out with her Dad so you don't see her much.

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My friend dated Laura Prepon one month before she moved from NJ to Cali to start doing that 70s show.

I don't think they fucked, but he definitely got to third base

>>721163162
He only told me this when they broke up. She cheated on him. Years before that stupid show was on tv

I met jack black in a park in vancouver, he didn't let me take a picture, but other than that he was pretty nice

I met Donald Trump once about 20 years ago. I was walking down the hallway of the Plaza Hotel in New York when I saw him and asked him which way the lobby was...he said 'down the hall and to the left' ...I'll never forget that day.

>>721163374

thats from home alone you faggot

>>721162282
Go on

>>721163374
1+ for making me kek

>>721161958
I went to middleschool/high school with jwoww Jen Farley in upstate ny but that's about it.

I work at a restaurant at the big outdoor mall attached to Gillette Stadium. I've met a bunch of the Patriots. A few I talked to at length (Matthew Slater knows more about the game of football than I'll ever know about anything; LeGarrette Blount is dumb as a rock, and has no sense of humor,
and he's a shit tipper).

Tom Brady was at a press event I was waiting tables at. I said hey and bantered a bit; he was as robotic and monotone as could be, but charming, and goddamn his teeth are white in person. Gisele Bundchin, on the other hand, is an un-fucking-pleasant customer. She was the kind of woman who was super picky about everything and had a question every ten seconds and kept summoning me over to the table, all frantic. She was nice, but annoying AF. Fucking models, man.

Bill Belichick is exactly the same to waiters as he is to the press haha. He comes in every Tuesday to order a salad and a steak, says as few words as possible, and goes right back to studying his notes. It got to a point where I waited on him a few times and was just like "usual?" and he'd be like "yup. thanks" and would go back to work. Easiest customer ever. Great tipper.

>>721163420
No shit faggot

>when /b/ forgot the lulz

>>721161958
Have met John Mellencamp. Played rugby with his son. Total prick

>>721161958
Hooked up with Kaley Cuoco in May last year, after her divorce from that ryan guy. Have a story if you're interested.

>>721163291
need more info on if she deep throated and swallowed.

Spent a night drinking beer with Sam Totman from Dragonforce, there was about 8 of us there. Really chill dude, was happy to answer any and all questions and kept giving us his drink card to score free booze all night.

>>721163605

so why did you act like it was you

>>721163374
I didn't meet him but one day him and Melania did exit their limo five feet from me and only like ten people including a paparazzo were on that block.

This was about ten years ago

Wow, you guys are really taking that no bullshit hookup stories and rumors thing to heart aren't you?

>>721163002
basement tough guy detected. watch out everyone. we have a Navy Seal on the thread.

>>721163656
proceed

>>721163472
The few times i met her. She gave me a french kiss when i was leaving. Think we could of fucked..but that was my brothers girl. Just thought it odd. I was like 25 i think at the time.. So 10 years ago

I played Warhammer Fantasy with Bill Murray once.... greatest game of my life... He kicked my ass with his high elves...

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Met Paul Harling and a few others while in Gloucester. Got to see a lot of maritime memorabilia. Even showed me a German U-boat captain uniform, and the first ever deep water pressure suits used. Shit was so cash.

>>721161958
I met Tim and Eric and some of his cast members. They were totally normal but I couldnt tell if they were trying to fuck with us or not.

>Bouncer at a night club
>Every other month or so, C & D list celebs invited
> guarded VIP area of Big Black and Chanel West Coast, also Vanilla Ice and Coolio

Each has a story, will keep refreshing if any requests.

>>721161958
no, but i want to

>>721163705
It's a joke you fucking autist.

>>721161958
paul walker and i hung out last year a few times. bit hot headed though.

>>721163994
chanel

>>721164073

so quoting a movie is a joke? thats the laziest joke Ive ever heard

Wayne Gretzky on a flight. Sat next to him. Chatted a bit but mostly just gave him his privacy.

>>721162429
the real question is did you fuck him

>>721164247
did you fuck him?

Met John Travolta when I was 12ish. He offered to give my mother a ride on his motorcycle because she complimented it. She patted him on the back laughing and said "I'm not riding anything of yours John" and walked away like a boss.

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i am met donlan trump wen he cums too rume an me an sistr mak peepee on him

>>721164173
I have to jump in here.

so you're saying that movie quotes aren't funny? are you restarted?

>>721163962
Also met Stephen Pitts, forgot to mention that. Had a few beers, watched the game from the parking lot(we were at Beaver Stadium for the Minnesota at Penn State game last year) First game penn state won last year. Loved every second.

Met Drew Carrey at a Browns game in the hallway up where all the lounge rooms are. Was a pretty cool guy, really friendly.

>>721164448

they can be funny but it isnt the same thing as telling a joke.

I got to go to never land ranch and meet Michael Jackson when I was like 6. Don't remember much tho..

I made out with and fingered Michelle Trachtenberg in a bar in Denver a few years back

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>>721164247
did you tell him his daughter is hot as balls and 10/10 would bang? also his wife is hot as balls while we're at it.

>>721163291

She's blatantly a dyke.

I met Papa Jon. He talked to me about football. Nice guy.

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Forgot pics.. Bro n her

my wife met Bill Cosby years ago when she first started modeling. we were still only just dating around that time. I remember it well because I suspected her of cheating because one morning she came home early after being out all night.

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>>721164551
I guess he was too busty being cool and not being a good father apparently. parenting fail.

poor kid I feel bad for him having such a fuck up as a dad. he'd be better off living with his grandmother.

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Hung out with "Jean Jacobs" a bunch of times. We had a mutual friend that grew up with her. Not really a celebrity but still cool. Didn't know she did porn for the longest time.

>>721164682

I heard she's in prison too. Know anything about that?

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>>721164786
Me n her

>>721164094
>Comes in around midnight, supposed to be there at 10pm
>She is already wasted: Ditzy, giggly, caked on make up
>First thing she needs to do is go to the bathroom, takes 10 minutes to walk 100 feet
>Pretty much fondling anyone, mostly girls, who stopped her in passing.
>Get to bathroom, another 40 in there
>Manager: "Where is she?"
>Me: "Just listen"
>Hear loud snorting sounds mixed with coughing, likely doing coke lines and chatting up randoms
>Comes out and ushered to bar area for autographs
>Not even 5 minutes go by, needs a break to go smoke weed
What's the best thing about being a celebrity? Access.
Worst thing about being a celebrity? Access.

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>>721164849
Her drunk at paddys bar

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>>721164849
oh shit, anon was not lying. brb gotta mark my calendar

>>721164682
so no deepthroat or swallow?

>>721161958
My aunt turned down Bryan Adams for a date in high school, said he was a total dork and a nerd.

>>721164920
MOAR

>>721161958
>Dated a girl is 2003
>Went to her family pool party in Southie on D St.
>Marky Mark was there
>He does not like being called Marky Mark
>he has a third nipple
>I ate a cheeseburger
>I drank some beers
>Donnie is pretty stupid
>Mark got all the talent, and even then, it's not much.
>The rest of the family is boring as shit.
>I got a BJ.
>Good Vibrations

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>>721164920

>>721164920
very interested in this

>>721162615
your actual retardation is breaking through your shitty retard-act. what happened to capitalizing letters?

>>721161958
No one too famous, but I met a national celebrity in high school that was at the peak of her career back then. Ended up dating her. She pulled some strings to get me into a singing competition. I finished second. Became more famous than her. She was bothered by it or just wanted to create drama so she dumped me. Everyone forgot about her. Everyone forgot about me. She's now a divorced wedding singer with two kids.

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>>721164991

>>721164551
got any cleveland nudes?

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>>721165040

>>721164786
who is this?

>>721164991
who dis bish?

>>721164991
who is this?

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I met Drake and Kanye West backstage in Vancouver, fall 2016 when they came here for concerts. Drake was kind of an asshole and seemed really artificial, but Kanye was an honestly really down to earth guy. I have a lot of respect for him after meeting him.

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>>721164991
would rape, off by 8.

No, but both of my uncles went to high school with Brian Warne (Marlyon Manson) they said he was a fucking weirdo and bullied him.

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Gurl from american pickers

>>721165281
so you have respect for niggers? Kanye is the biggest dipshit on the planet now.

WTF bro. think that one through a bit.

>>721163374
Gtfo Culkin!

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>>721165411

>>721163420
autist

>>721161958
>Carrie Fisher
Several years ago I was a bellman at a small fancy hotel. Show up to work one day, find out a special guest is coming to stay, it's princess Leah. Sweet, keep a eye out for storm troopers, Vader or the empire. She shows up with assistant, gets checked in. Front desk person hands me their key cards (two rooms), I take their bags make BS convo on way to room. No I didn't Star Wars her, I had to stay professional. Show her room, show her assistant her room, assistant tips me $20. Be on my way. She was very nice and figured out later she was in town to talk about prescription drug abuse. Never know she had a prob with that. Either way I protected/escorted princess Leah

I met bill cosby once, then I woke up with a sore butthole

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>>721165493

>>721165437
/pol/ack detected, disregard
>>721165281
Kanye is a pretty cool guy from what I've heard. The personality that you see in public is quite different from the way he actually talks and interacts.

>>721165502
>Leah
Leia

>>721165411
I follow her insta and I think she might have a learning disability

>>721165533
stop/ no one cares

>>721164849
tell more man

>>721161958
I met Dave Chappelle at a strip mall in Los Angeles when I was taking my relatives sight seeing. It was shortly after he left television. My dad pointed him out and I walked up to him, told him I really enjoyed his standup and shook his hand. After that a huge crowd of people started swarming him asking him for pictures, signatures and to say "Rick James bitch". He calmy said he was just trying to enjoy his afternoon and walked off. He seemed so sad

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>>721163002
nigger i respond to what i want and ill fuckin fuck u

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>>721165617
Ah whatever Lea, Leah, Leia. I know people with each spelling so whoops

Pic semi related

>>721163282
do you ever sniff the seats incase she has farted somewhere? I would

girls fine as fuck

>>721165411
And the trash-stamps begin...

>>721165533
keep going.
>>721165681
stfu

>>721162391
no old king glancys? *sadface'

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>>721165586
This is why I hate paying taxes - its for dumbshits like you.


you are the lowest common denominator.

>>721165639
She slight autism. And did have a stuttering problem growing up. But shes smart as hell

>>721163090
kek

The Method Man bought me a 40oz of Olde english when I was 16 at a gas station in ny

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>>721165991

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>>721166052

>>721166144
holy shit that pic damaged the pixels on my monitor. thanks asshat.

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>>721165893
slight?

Ran into Pauly Shore years ago in a bar in Reno. He was so wasted I don't think he even knew I was there.

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>>721166260
Sorry

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>>721164801

>>721165890
No, you hate paying taxes because you're an uneducated redneck who never understood the concept of society, community and humanity. You have little to no regard for life, which probably is a result of the disappointments you experienced and the incredible self loathing and cynicism that came from it. You go on the internet because basically there's nothing else for you, no other platform, no other safe haven. Tell me again about that lowest common denominator now, you sad piece of shit.

>>721161958
>be me
>be utahfag
>be armyfag
>be guardfag
>be 2002
>be activated for olympic security
>be on duty at the top of the bobsled track
>member of the US women's dual something that uses a sled team comes up
>start talking
>she's a utah guardsmen too
>in the army's olympic program
>talk for a while
>find out she was supposed to be competing
>but her team mate was a bitch and didn't want to sled with her
>show her I can take a fully loaded M4 through a metal detector w/o setting it off
>she gets a bit freaked out
>explain that it was because I went so slow
>took ~1min to move the carbine through the detector
>tell her that part of "operating" the metal detector is making sure people go through fast enough to set off the detector if they have anything metal

I also met a member of the "SEAL" team that rescued Lynch and the actual people that were taken prison because of her incompetence
he said their main motivation for rescuing Lynch was so she could stand trial for cowardice in the face of the enemy

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>>721166454

>>721166543
Everyone should remind her about liking golden showers..lmao

>>721163177
kek

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>>721165502

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>>721166543

>>721165411
>Gurl from american pickers

Christ... I used to work at THC and I had to look up wtf America Pickers is...

>>721166542
what in the actual fuck are you going on about retard?

>>721166454
She's fuck'n nuts! I love her

>>721166028
was just craving a 40 of OE...damn you, now I have to go out and buy one!

>>721166522
>society, community and humanity
funny how libtards use this BS code for my tax dollars. Easy to say when you contribute nothing.

>>721163374
lmao underated post

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>>721167039
>>721167192

>>721167441
Not really

Not sure if anyone knows who he is, but I tutored Kadeem Carey in high school. He's a running back for the Chicago Bears now. Good thing too, because the guy doesn't have a lot going on upstairs.

>>721161958
I once met a wwe star he bought a x,mass tree from me and everyone was going nuts saying he was devon duddly i got his autograph and gave it to my little bro ,,, he seemed nice and justs a normal dude

>>721162429
Some of us are over 40 anon, and Eckersly was a badass pitcher. That's cool. If I believed you it would be even cooler.

>>721164600
Nope

>>721163162
Your brother told you that he got pegged and pissed on?

>>721166454
i seen one of her shows back in 2000 she was cute had a grate show and grate tits... super strong too lifted this chubby girl up like it was nothing

>>721164989
You got a bj from Marky Mark?

>>721167523
Thank you! :)

>>721161958
what ever happened to the good 'ole hover hand?

Got into an almost fist fight with John Lackey/Cubs. Back in September we drove to Milwaukee to watch a game. We stayed at the hotel the Cubs were. Real cool dudes. At the hotel bar with a friends, Lackey sat down, some anon kid came up and asked for autograph, Lackey said 'dont bother me right now', told him that was shitty to say to a kid, he stood up, bouncers came yada yada yada

>>721167816
No she loves getting pissed on. And yea he said she was wearing some leather harness with a horse cock attached and said she she wanted to use it on him. He said he didnt. But i saw it under their bed when i was playing video games with him. He said it was just one of her burlesque costumes right after that

I work in the entertainment industry so I've met many famous people. I also was friends with Haley Reinhart in high school. We still keep in touch.

>>721167949
American pickers? That show or another?

>>721168297
You're from Wheeling?

>>721168650
Yeah

>>721162689
>They're snobby cunts who act nice on TV and are total douchebags off.
I find these 2 impossibly obnoxious, please elaborate anon.

>>721168733
Neat. :)

My dad used to work for a business doing private parties and stuff. I remember visiting Jerry Jones' house when I was younger.

>>721168822
Get to their house and get nudes of the wife. Shes hot as fuck

>>721162794
>norman reedus was really cool
Can confirm, nice fellow. Made sure 100s of people got a photo op at the convention some years ago.

I've seen ice t play in bodycount. That was funny

i lived in the same town as justin beiber he went to my school and was a grade older then me, alway remember playing wall ball with him.

>>721161958
Met Miley at a similar fan meet and greet thing. I jacked off in the bathroom right beforehand and didn't wash my hand, then shook her hand really firm. Hopefully she (didn't) wash her hands before she ate lol

Mike rowe in Indianapolis - talked about blue collar careers. He was cool as hell.

Took shots with Wakka Flakka down on SPI during spring break..

Met James gandolfini outside my high school where they were shooting sopranos, I was going for a smoke, walked by him and then said fuck it and asked for an autograph "ha sure kid" signed a homework and kept my pen

>>721161958
I have a nice green text for you
>Work at a venue producing shows
>See a good country-punk band who rocks and the singer is a total qt dressed as a cheerleader.
>I need to fuck her or die trying
>Ask my co-worker to hire them for a party
>Show day, start helping the band with sound check and giving beers to the girl.
>Start talking and shit goes well, she is flirty as fuck.
>During the show she start joking and flirting on stage with me
>Show ends, we start drinking and kissing and shit was awesome.

One of the proudest moments in my life.

>>721163002
I'm here for you bud

>>721163374
Top kek

>>721168865
Lol glad you think so.

when i was a little kid like 10 or so i went to a day camp over the summer and Marcus Trufant who was buddies with one of the counselors from college came and hung out and gave all the campers his autograph. Hes the older brother of Desmond Trufant who is playing for the falcons and will be in the Super bowl on Sunday. Marcus also played for the Seahawks ewhen they went to the SB in 05

>>721163656
no, fuck off you attention craving faggot

In college my old roommate from freshman year was good friends with Jessie Rogers (pornstar) when they were in high school. I met her once when she came to visit him. We talked about gun control and politics for a little while. She is extremely nice but doesnt seem that bright. Bitch got hair all over my couch too. She ended up dating freshman roommate for about a year then I assume she moved back to california.

>>721162346
>already
Don't you mean 'again'?

>>721163090
I'm so glad no one posts this person on here anymore. Such a punchable cunt.

Anyone have any nudes of dannie?

>>721170671
I'm with ya on that one anon.. everytime I see it, all I can think about is punching it in the face.

>>721161958
I met Maisie Williams, we went to a motel and we fucked. She loved my penis.

Met the red hot chilli peppers while doing security at a festival. They weren't as tall as I thought they would be.

Met prince Harry & William at an event at Wembley Stadium, again whilst doing security. I'd taken a wrong turn in the service tunnels and ended up in the royal booth without going through any security check points. Their private security weren't happy with me.

Met Emma Watson at a bar in London. She was into me, we got drunk and made out. Almost certain it would go further because she was asking where I was staying and whether I had to be anywhere by morning. Then I made some crude Harry Potter joke, she got mad, called me a jerk amongst other things and left.

Met Louie Walsh, nice guy but quiet, nothing like the flamboyantly gay personality he has on TV.

Met Tom baker (previous doctor who actor), genuinely nice and humble guy.

Met J K Rowling while doing security again, she's a fucking self righteous stuck up cow.

Met kaley cuoco at a hotel restaurant in LA, seemed nice but didn't speak to her much, I didn't want to intrude on her meal (she had just ordered), so said hello and went back to my table.

Met Ewan mcgregor and Charlie boorman at a bike show just after they did their long way round trip.

Met mila kunis at a hotel in London, she invited me to stay and chat with her which I did for 10 min or so until a guy she was waiting for arrived.

Met Patrick Stewart and Ian mckellan together at a pub in London. Invited me for a drink with him, Ian even paid, we had a 30 min chat then I left them to it.

Met Ian mckellan again at a pub in Stratford upon Avon a couple of weeks later, he remembered me so I joined him for 30 min or so again. This time I bought him a drink.

There's probably more times I've met celebs, I seem to be lucky with being in the right place at the right time. Most are nice and welcoming, I have been told before that they appreciate me treating them like normal people and not just wanting photos or selfies.

>>721163247
i listen to that guy on the radio with my dad

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I met and got a picture with miranda, talked to her too, she wanted my dick so bad

you jelly faggots?

>>721161958
I met Mark Cuban, he is a really cool dude

>>721163551
that part about BB makes me so happy.

Met Astion Kutcher, he is from the same city in Iowa as me and likes this pizze place my dad helps run. Comes in once or twice a year i guess and I was there one time when he was. Pretty cool guy, super nice.

I met the don at one of his rallies

>>721161958
If you are mma fans then you will know who im talkong about. I met tito ortiz a few years back. He was in Tempe, AZ watching his son wrestlr in a tournement. My nephew was wrestling in the same. tournement. He was alright. Acted like thr typical im a tough guy and i can kick everyones ass. I asked him if he was going to kick rampage jacksons ass. He said im gonna knock him out in thr first. I laughed and said doubt it. He threw my pen back at me.

Back in 2009/2010 I was working at Tom Thumb (Safeway), and Nick Jonas and his girlfriend were there. This was during the height of the Jonas Brothers' popularity, so I asked if I could get a picture with him to show my niece.

Nick Jonas was really cool about it, had his girlfriend take a picture of us together, and I became my niece's favorite uncle for a few years.

Overall, really chill guy. I don't like his music, but I can appreciate someone being a good guy like that.

>>721168248
Lackey has always seemed like he'd be an asshole

>>721162391
Is Spenny really that big of an autist irl?

>>721161958
I once ran into maise williams, had a few drinks, went to her hotel and fucked. Shit was so cash.

>>721171821
> Met prince Harry & William at Wembley
> again whilst doing security
> taken a wrong turn in the service tunnels
> ended up in the royal booth

> without going through any security check points
> without going through any security
> any security

Yeah, right.

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>>721163656
proof is required, go on

>>721161958
My family was in Wilmington, NC, back when Dino De Laurentis owned the studio there and they ran off a handful of Steven King movies. Dad got to know Dino, and the whole clan got invited to dinner with him and the Kings were there. King and my matriarch-of-the-family Grandmother hit it off for some reason, she asked if there were any of his books she would enjoy. He wasn't sure there were, but recommended "Cold Sassy Tree" to her, which she read, and dropped him a note of thanks for the recommendation -- they wound up corresponding pretty regularly until she passed away a few years later.

I also got to meet Judd Nelson (literally who, now) and John Hurt when I was in the courtroom scene crowd in "From the Hip."

>>721163374
really?

Saw nirvana play in a garage in Lynnwood Washington. Before they were very famoud

>>721163374
hi kevin

>>721165359
Hot! Twins!

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>>721172045
Damn Miranda gained some weight. How was that frozen yogurt your holding?

I met Takeoff from Migos this Sunday at the ATL airport - he had a double stacked styrofoam cup of lean and was pretty chill. Told me I looked white as fuck in the pic and I asked if he thought I'd come out black in it, he laughed. Generally good humored dude.

Met Rick Ross the same day, he didn't want to take a pic but he would fist bump me.

Met Jim O'Heir from the office at a broadway show, didn't ask for a pic but he apparently loves Parks and Rec, especially Little Sebastian.

Bob Odenkirk judged me in a high school debate round, apparently his daughter debates, he voted for me on an "ISIS" good argument

Slavoj Zizek, dopest celebrity I've ever met, had an hour long conversation with him about psychoanalysis and communism after I caught him at a coffee shop in DC.

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I worked security at century link field. Met Paul McCartney, a shit ton of nfl players, Macklemore, DJ Khaled. And other people I can't think of

My sister played HS volleyball, "Nature Boy" Rick Flair's daughter played for rival school, used to him at games. He was pretty nice guy. Kevin Greene (linebacker who went into the Pro Football Hall of Fame last year) came with him one time for some reason. Pretty nice guy, too.

Saw Dennis Quaid walking into a Pei Wei I Austin Texas. I stared and he smiled like it happened all the time. Went into Jamba Juice and they mentioned that he does in fact have a home here, and comes every once in a while.

>>721175153
Kevin Greene wrestled in WCW with him

>>721175153
Picked up Kevin Greene from the airport once as a cab driver. He's a dope dude

A good while back I was an assisstant in a production meeting for a project that Darrell Hammond had took on.

Incredibly nice guy, really passionate and talented. But I gotta say; he's a bit batshit. Was ticking a lot, often stares off into space.

>>721174553
who is this?

>>721175395
I went to the old coliseum in Charlotte and saw Greene wrestle Reggie White, who later played briefly for the Panthers as well. Did not meet them.

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I met Kim Kardashian working backstage for the Yeezus tour. We talked briefly about why kanye was late (again). She seemed genuinely nice

I was an extra on House of Cards. It was downpouring one day, so production was waiting to shoot. I and a couple of other extras shot the shit with Al Sapienza for like 45 mins. Very nice, down to earth guy. Didn't meet Kate Mara, Robin Wright, or Spacey. Between shots, Spacey mostly chatted and hung out with his Latino assistant/what I can only assume was his twink boy toy.

>>721163002
go home

Early in the 2000s, I worked in a building where a lot of lawyers and accountants had their offices. One day I was riding the elevator up from the underground parking garage. David Bowie and two guys in business suits got on at the ground floor. They all had an air of "we are going to a meeting that we do not want to go to." I nodded at Bowie to say, "I know who you are, and I won't make a fuss." We rode up in silence. When it came time to get off at my floor, I held the door open for an extra second, made eye contact with him and said, "Thank you." He made a profoundly sad Thomas Jerome Newton face, and said, "You're welcome." And the elevator door rolled shut.

I've bumped into some NBA players at various restaurants I've worked at. Yao Ming, Damian Lillard, Brian Grant, Channing Frye, Greg Oden if he counts as a player.

Once I was standing in line at a grocery behind Joey Harrington and his dad. The cashier asked him "Can I have your autograph?" and he gave her one. So I was like "Can I have Brett Favre's autograph?" and everyone laughed.

>>721164448
Don't bother, anon. This guy clearly has developmental issues.

I got to shake MatPat's hand, and dance with the crew of ScrewAttack, at SGC 2015.
Mat seems like someone I'd vote for. The guy's got charisma.

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I knew someone who met Ariane Grande, they went to a motel and fucked. She was a total whore.

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>>721161958
I met Bill Pullman shortly before Independence Day came out. I recognized him from the movie Spaceballs. Living in a small town, my buddy and I were driving around and he was standing outside a restaurant with his daughter or some shit. He was on his way to Yellowstone with his family I think.

He could tell I recognized him so he put a smile on his face and said hello. Real nice dude, asked about our lives were like there, shit like that.

He asked if I'd seen him in anything other than Spaceballs, which I had not, then he said to keep an eye out for a movie about aliens in the "near future" which ended up being Independence Day.

Nice, friendly, genuinely interested in chatting with us, joking around and stuff. No, I did not fuck him.

>>721177618
>I nodded at Bowie to say, "I know who you are, and I won't make a fuss."
Kek
Did you tip your fedora?

>>721177892
It's not quite an encounter, but I got to see Jamie Foxx at the production of the episode of SportsCenter before Mayweather vs. Pacquiao. I was working early that day, shit seemed out of nowhere.

>>721165209
pickers?

Met Gilbert Godfried in New York, chatted with him for about 5 minutes, told him how I used to watch him every weekend on Up All Night. Nice guy, seemed pretty quiet and soft-spoken, not like his screeching stage personality going on about how Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990.

Met Donald Trump briefly at Trump Tower in 1997. Traded just a few words. Asked me where I was going to college, and said he heard of it and that it's a "good school".

Met Penn Jillette in Las Vegas. Didn't say too much, seemed kind of pissy. Though nice enough to pause for a photo. It was right before he lost all that weight.

Met Marvin Zindler at a restaurant. Was a fucking long time ago.

Met Glenn Beck in Dallas.

Met some guy from the Dodgers after a game, i cant remember his name, but he was chill. Met a former QB for the Patriots, went to school with his kids, he gave me an autographed card. Met Lacey Chabert when she was promoting a movie she had out, went to school with her cousin. Met Craig Morgan when he hosted a church youth night, used to be good friends with his daughter, she was the only one from my youth group who sent me letters when I was at Basic Training. Met James Marsden when I worked at Best Buy, pretty cool dude. Also when at Best Buy, some rapper came in trying to buy a bunch of stuff, and then his credit card was declined, he was still alright. Met a former player from the Tennessee Titans when I installed cable, he was also pretty chill. Met Jonathan Jackson, went to church with him and his family, they had a cat named after my daughter but got rid of it when they realized everybody was allergic to the cat, pretty nice guy. Met the akward dude from Green Acres at a church function, he was legit.

And depending on how far you stretch the term celebrity, ive met a few former gospel music singers, also my family used to be pretty big in the travelling evangelist crowd doing puppet shows and "gospel illusions". Oh, and a former supervisor of mine has started appearing as an extra in a few different TV shows.

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>>721179119
>Met Glenn Beck in Dallas.

why

>>721179386
Oh, and my former gunner from my first deployment is dating a former small time adult actress. Ive met her and she seems nice.

>>721161958
I met Hugh Jackman, he was chill.

>Be me
>Small town in Michigan
>He's at courthouse filming for Real Steel
>I'm walking around, going to get lunch
>See him sitting outside trailer
>Approach.exe
>Talk about movies
>Leave

>Ended up getting a really good sandwich after that.

inb4 idontbelieveyou, town is Mason, close to Lansing, which is Michigan's Capitol.

>>721161958
>>Work in creative industry
>>All friends work in food industry
>>get to help put delivering orders to hotels sometimes even at places that dont do take out
(upscale dine in only happens to suddenly fill out an order for a client at a hotel, usually a celeb)
>>sleep all day
>>up all night
>>hang out with chefs and line cooks doing drugs after kitchens closed
>>meet several celebrities who also enjoy drugs after kitchens closed

Daniel radcliffe
Guillermo del toro(not drug related shoots in toronto often)
logan leerman(not drug related)
Emma watson(not drug related)
Drake before he was full blown drake
Weeknd when he was Abel and broke (asked me for money to buy a burger he shared his weed)
Seth rogen (loves french fries)
Dexter fletcher(likes burgers)
action bronson(likes burgers more)
George clooney(not drug related)
Maads mikelsen shooting hannibal

>>721179766
Oh and jon snow
He was dating a buddies friend hes short as fuck but pretty chill

How big of a celebrity? Several of my teachers are on TV. Meteorology teacher is local weatherman (duh).

>>721161958
I met Jimmy Fallon. He said I have cool hair.

>>721161958
>going to art school in LA, mid 80s
>waiting for elevator
>elevator opens
>John Cougar Mellencamp is inside
>step in
>immediate smell of tobacco
>he's kind of staggering
>"what floor son?"
>"u-um 8th floor s-sir."
>proceeds to lecture me about how he hates LA
>starts talking shit about jews
>"shit I mean sorry if you're a jew, I'm just sayin son"
>can smell the alcohol on his breath
>his raspy voice sounds like he's smoked a million cigarrettes

>>721164290
Did he attempt to get head from you?

>>721180201
His music is garbage

I only have a handful of celebrity encounters, but I have met a lot of my favorite directors and writers.

I've met 3 of the Kids in the Hall over the last 20 years.

I've chatted with Ronald D. Moore (Battlestar Galactica)

I met Jack Bender (super good TV director).

I went to school with Marie Avgeropolous (actress on "The 100"

Hung out with the musician 'Lights' for a few minutes at an event.

Had a brief moment with Daniel Radcliffe in New York once because some guy in his possee pointed me out because I look a lot like him.

The rest are all writers and producers that nobody would care about.

>>721161958
I met Ken Griffey Jr. Tossed me a ball right before a game when I was 10.

>>721180526
no you're just 12, he is legendary

Let's see Celebs I've met ...
... First off I am 44 so I am gettin on in years, and I live in San Diego and used to live in LA.

I went to school with Denise Richards, we were friends. Through her I met Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez. Never met Martin Sheen.

A girl I was dating in High School, Melissa, was stolen from me by Junior Seau. My brother helped him pass math, otherwise he never would have graduated High School.

I had season tickets for 24 years (well both family and myself) I met Bob Hope, Hulk Hogan, and a couple others at the Football games. (Not to mention a number of Chargers, if you count them as celebrities.)

I worked at a theatre, for concerts. I met Oingo Boingo (went to an after party with them, was a fucking blast), Gypsy Kings, John Mayer, Axel and Slash from GnR.

My uncle worked in the Movie Industry, he introduced me to a lot of other people, from Mojo Nixon to Raymond Burr, to Lawrence Welk and Liborachi.

>>721179751

You should have asked him "why are you such a huge ass, man?"

>>721163374
+10 points for you.

I met Doug Gray, lead singer of the Marshall Tucker Band, not exactly a superstar, but he was nice. They had a few hits back when.

I met John Belushi in '76 when he was doing National Lampoon Radio Hour and wasn't famous yet. Dude was hilarious to hang out with, but had the biggest appetite for dope and alcohol I ever saw. Wasn't surprised at all when he OD' d.

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>>721180599

I was in cross country with some onlymic runner, he did do so well in the olympics though.

I also saw Antonio Banderas on a cruise.

And I met the creator of the captcha and duolingo at a science fair. (Same guy)

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>>721181007

One of the dudes that was in the crash black hawk down was based on visited my school for veterans day or memorial day a couple years ago

>>721181715
I once used my resemblance to him to get laid. Drunk girl at a beach resort brought it up and I convinced her that I was his stunt double.

>>721162844
Aw man my all time crush. Good to read she's not an utter bitch

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>>721161958
I went to elementary school through high school with andre Roberson of the okc thunder

Bob Dylan.. walked past him after he performed at a college I was visiting back in 2006. I said great show Bob and he said thanks smilled and walked away. Felt like I met Jesus

>>721164826
Nice upscaled thumbnail.

>>721162429
Does he ever talk about game 1 of the 88 series?

I sat next to Olivia Mann on a flight from Charlotte a few years ago. She was on G4 at the time. Told her I liked her show, she said thanks and was pretty nice. We chit chatted a bit about D.C, I recommended a few restaurants, and after we landed she asked what the best way to get to her hotel was.

Cool story, I know.

>>721161958
I was in Las Vegas in 2007 and Jenna Jameson and Pauly Shore ended up in my hotel room because they were staying down the hall from me, AVN awards. Jenna Jameson was with Tito Ortiz and she acted like a snobby bitch to me and my friends until she got a little drunk and started talking shit to us about how we were dressed and stuff, and she was funny in a sort of douche bag way.
Pauly Shore was pretty cool but it was obvious that he felt like the old guy partying with young college kids and he just wanted to go to bed. I kept calling him the weasel and he eventually got so pissed he left. Overall it was a great night.

>>721175127
who is the gal?

>>721164825
>poor kid
>fuck up as a dad
something tells me he's going to have a much better life than you. and i'm positive his dad in infinitely more successful and loved than yours. gtfoh

>>721163551
Davio's is shit.

>>721161958
I met the Japanese band Maximum the Hormone on their, as far as I know of, only tour in the US. Got a picture taken with them as well as an old CD of theirs signed.

I also went to high school and had a class with Jessica Nigri, whatever that's worth.

>>721183732
>Maximum the hormone
My nigga

>>721161958
Was resident at this club that booked Holly & Madison from Playboy and Snoop Dogg as guests. I only got to talk to Snoop's DJ about how to use the equipment and shook Snoop's hand in a very black way when he gave me back the mic. However, for some reason, Rob Kardashian came and came into the DJ booth asking if i had any "DJ Ski Slope" and flicked his nose.... I pointed him in the right direction.

I also became good friend's with Duke Skywalker of Facial Abuse until him and his business partner went a little crazy from the amphetamine prescriptions and tried to not pay me my cut in a business we started.

>>721183732
Was she fugly before being famous / paying for the tits?

Met Ben Gibbard (singer of death cab for cutie) back when I was in middle school.

My ex's dad lives out in Cali and used to play baseball with him (maybe still does? idk). He got word that I enjoyed DCFC a lot and managed to get 4 VIP tickets for the concert.

I was super awkward and a total autist once we got back stage but he was pretty patient and nice about it. I respect the guy.

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One of my best buddies met Britney Spears. Won some contest for being gayest dude

Also met The Wombats (british band). Dunno of anyone would consider them celebrities in any way but they're some of the nicest dudes I've ever met. Genuinely good people.

>>721184055
Ohh, this place also booked Charlie Sheen when he was a thing for being a degenerate. I shook his hand and he gave me some weird drunken babel about being whatever age.

I Met Jim Belushi. Took a picture of him and I with his arm around me, and mine around him. I worked the sound for him and the band at a party at his house, my dad was the pianist in the band he played with at said party. His stand up routine before he sang was rather generic and he didn't say much afterwards but he seemed pretty chill.

>>721183515
>
that bitch from vine

>>721162794
roasted by todd glass sounds like fun

>>721163177
i had the same question

>>721184142
he sure looks gay

I met Greg Graffin and Jay Bentley from Bad Religion. They were both extremely cool and down to earth

>>721162615
Congratulations, you can use Wikipedia.

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>>721165520
>721165520

>>721161958


back in the 80s or 70s my father met dan akroyd and jim belushi. They stopped in our town to film for the blues brothers 2, grab lunch and were about to catch a train to new orleans. My dad was with my mother and noticed them walking along the tracks and was skeptic of course that it was really them. They entered a camper a big truck that was pobably for the film crew. He kind of peeked in the truck and noticed them and Dan allowed him in and they talked for a bit. He said Dan was a really outgoing guy but Jim wasnt that talkative. Soon afterward people started to notice what was happening and a crowd emerged. I thought it was a cool story.

>>721161958

I met Danny Trejo on the street in Austin, and he gently jacked me off in an alley.

>>721161958
I met Marty Friedman. He's a genuinely friendly and down to earth guy, and loves to talk about music.

3 Famous people I met:
1. David Blaine - he ended up doing a magic trick for me
2. David Spade - was in same bathroom and I said hi to him
3. Chris Birdman Andersen - was at urinal next to me and I gave him a "wassup" nod

>>721161958
I went to high school for a year with Isaac Hempstead Wright. I was a few years ahead of him and didn't hang around his group much but I would chill with my friends in the auditorium and I'd practice violin a lot. For the last couple months of the school year some of the theater kids (who he was friends with [he had a lot of friends]) would come into the auditorium so we'd end up talking.
Isaac came in sometimes alone and we talked and he listened to me play. It was really validating even though I don't really have much respect for him. He's really nice but kind of a pseudo intellectual, like he talks about particle physics sometimes and it's always really clear he has no idea what he's talking about.

My mum fucked John Farnham.

>>721187665
note: I really wish I coulda fucked him because even though they ugly him up in the later seasons, he's actually qt as fuck
I fantasize about that sweet boy ass almost every time I jerk off

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>>721163090
Need help, it's plagued me for years.. Who's in that pic? Gif related (I think?)

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I don't know if you consider her a celebrity, but I know Brittany from Tipsy Bartender
We have a lot of mutual friends
I also fucked her a few times

>>721161958
When I was in middle school isaiah fry came to our school

>>721161958
I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces a few years ago.

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>>721175153
His daughter's now Raw Women's champ and has pretty big fake tits

>>721161958
I met Clay Mathews at a Qdoba once. We made small talk about traffic and the weather. He was pretty cool. He got his order soon afterwards and left.

PK here, when I was about 10, family was at a preacher convention, my mom paid katy perry $20 to watch my sister and me. This would've been 1999 or 2000 sometime.

>>721189814
botchalottle flair

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>>721161958
>Ariana Grande
>college