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Guess what: I'm a woman I've been using 4chan for

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Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using 4chan for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits/ass, unless you beg like the pathetic scum you are. Also I'll be your CEO one day
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OK.
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>>721160195
Damn is that you in the pic? you look like you like it NASTY also tits or gtfo
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Haha..did you mean menses
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In the end you are getting fucked soo yeah....
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>>721160195
>won't show you my tits/ass
fine, show us your pussy then
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Come on, You know the rules. Tits Or GTFO
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>>721160195
tits or gtfo
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>>721160195
Ok
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>146
>Slightly less intelligent than I
Ok
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>>721160195
>comperable
kek
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>>721160195
Nice bait you got there
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>>721160195
Any time I see a dumb bitch shooting the middle finger in a picture, I want to snap it in half with my superior upper body strength and shove it right up her urethra.
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>>721160195
post your tits already or gtfo cunt
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>>721160195
>IQ of 146
>Can't learn the rules
Tits or gtfo
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>>721160195
haha >Wether
having trouble believing you OP
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>>721160195
>been here 8 years
>Doesn't know timestamp rule
OP is faggot. Get out.
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>>721160195
Newfag
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>>721160195
hey im Brian, i love what u doing and i think its awesome!

please email me at bry612 at gmail, i have so many questions to ask!

im not like other guys, if anything ill be in the kitchen =)

keep doing you
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>>721160195
>I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships.
Stupid slave
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booooooooring didnt even read
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>>721160195
"I won't show you my tits/ass"
Since you've been coming here for some years, you know the rules. GTFO fuckface.
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>>721160810
>Implying 8 years is long enough to scratch the surface of understand /b/ culture
Lurk moar newfag
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>>721160195
And still you need to post that bait on 4chan
prolly not seeking attention as well
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femanon here

why are /b/oys so mad when they see a strong woman here?

its like they rage because they know they cant get any!

haha
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>>721160195
k
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I'm so mad OP rekt me XD
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>>721160195
You sound like every feminist Ive ever met.
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>>721160195
Alright, wanna bang?
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>>721161130
Tits or gtfo
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>>721160195
lmao ew you need food
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OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART AND WITTY, STUPID BITCH, THEN ANSWER ME THIS EASY QUESTION
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyuseishu Futarime no Rikudo Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushodo, Shurado, Tendo, Ningendo, Jigokudo, Gakido, Gedo, Bansho Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sozo) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Futon, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yoton and even Onmyoton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujo because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudodama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudo Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kotan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu
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>>721161130
>strong woman
willing to show tits for a crowd of guys if they bag for it and brags about her acomplishments on /b
lmfao
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XD epic win
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>>721160195
Sorry, nails, bracelet and t-shirt scream WHITE TRASH
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>>721160195
>I have an IQ of 146

Let's See... Sophomore is about 20 years old. 20x1.46 is around 30. So you are a 20 year old with the mental age of a 30 year old who is hardly able to for complete sentences.
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>>721161413
Epic trolololol ;D
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>>721160195
8 years is long enough to know the rules. Tits or gtfo.

And the only thing you're gonna be CEO of is getting me my McChicken sandwich.
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>>721161369
awww sweetie its ok i know your desperate for female companionship so you lash out at every girl you see on /b/
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>>721161549
shes obviously experienced in handling meat
look at that picture
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Sup OP.

I am also a genius.

Let's get married and become the richest people in the world together
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>>721160993
>implying things
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>>721161720
i have a girl fucking skank
go bag elsewhere fucking desperate whale
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Ah feminism.....feminism the essence of feminism is making men and women equal in society. The third wave of feminism is a bunch liars making things up such as rape culture, wage gap, and how even tho the were oppressed in the pass means that they are entitled to something... Something the world does not owe them. They say they are feminist really they are lying scum who hate when there ideas are contradicted. They don't like it when they are wrong because they feel they are entitled.
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Mensa Member, can't spell "comparable" with spell check.
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>>721161835
>implying implying
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>>721161720
>Trying to sound superior
>Uses picture with motherfucking watermark
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>>721160195
If dubs, kill yourself now.
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>>721162067
rolling
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>>721160195
>MENSA

Misspell Whether and comparable

>nice try homo
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>>721160837

>ctrl+f
>kitchen

God bless.
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>>721161720
Ha! Caught you in some bullshit, Read the Rules of The Internet. #16 clearly states there are no girlson the internet
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>>721160195
all you say is vague, like how you gonna be my ceo? how you know your iq is 146 proof? also 7interships thats alot sounds like u were rejected alot as well, if you were truly intelligent you wouldn't left gaping holes in what you said unless your post was a youth-ism for your ass
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>>721160195
this is me begging like the pathetic scum I am... now show me the pussy with a fucking timestamp and keep pretending like that wasn't what you came here to do in the first place, you filthy attention seeking cum dumpster
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>>721160195
Saw this trash bait on here a month or two ago. Nice revisions fag. Troll like a man next time
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>>721160195
Rule 32
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>>721162263
> rules of the internet

so easy to spot normies & redditors

welcome to /b/ newfriend
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waiting for dubs
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>>721162011
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>>721160195
shut the fuck up you have nothing to offer here except for your tits, which is why people ask for them.
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>>721162356
Double meaning kek
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>>721160195
>using 4chan
>no tits
>no timestamp
gtfo
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>>721162398
Touche.
Also FUUUUUU
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OP is male.
OP has a penis.
Prove me wrong.
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>>721160671
>implying iq has anything to do with intelligence
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>>721160195
I thought mensa was like 160+ iq
Do they let in people with a 146 iq now?
Just as well I never applied for it
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im 11 so shut the fuck up
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>>721160195
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>>721160195
>I won't show you my tits/ass, unless you beg
plis show tits
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Just the latest psyop. Move along.
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>>721160195
>I've been using 4chan for 8 years now.
How about gtfo for being a newfag..
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>>721162447
this
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>>721160195
fuck you whore tits or gtfo
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>MIS and Marketing major
>IQ 146

LMAO
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>>721160195
Tits or gtfo fag
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>>721160195
comperable is not a word
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>>721160195
/thread before you all embarrass yourselves any moar
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>>721161130
telling people you are a woman adds nothing to a conversation or argument in any manner.
i know you cannot comprehend this because you are a stupid whore.
go read a book
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>>721160195
>146 IQ
> Uses wrong whether
> Creepy copypasta
> Brags like a classic troll
>Pre-pubescent body
>Used 4chan for 8 years, implying 8 years ago was the golden age
>Darker light skin and average brunette hair=
>Pretty? TOPKEK
>Asian aesthetics
>Should probably make us all a sammich
>Kill yourself OP
>GG
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>>721160195
Kys pretentious cunt
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Nice bait. Also: Looks like you never had fun in your life.
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>>721160195
>Guess what: I'm a woman
>I've been using 4chan for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.
>Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.
>I won't show you my tits/ass, unless you beg like the pathetic scum you are. Also I'll be your CEO one day
An IQ test was not designed to show Intelligence it was designed to show inherent cognitive performance and it can go up and down based on how you are at the moment also tits or gtfo
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>>721160195
Those fake nails and fucking disgusting lips don't scream "CEO" or even "Attractive" to me. You're probably some dumb cunt that thinks she's empowered. Go drink cum.
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>>721160195
ata
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First off, nope, you're not a woman. Let's just get lie number one out of the way.

>I've been using 4chan for 8 years now.
No you haven't, newfag. Painfully obvious.

I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class.
Marketing? Sure. Top of your class? No.

I have an IQ of 146.
No you don't. Proof = you're by a very good liar, let alone a marketing major.

I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships.
Doubt it, but even if it were true, bfd.

I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Okay, so you're the king of the special olympics. Good for you.

>Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you.

Guarantee you won't, but whatever you tell yourself to help you sleep at night, fatty, go right ahead.

I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it.

You mean your mom, you small dick basement dweller?

The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well.

How is that ironic in the slightest? Proof you're an idiot- there's no sense of irony in your last statement.

Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.
>I won't show you my tits/ass, unless you beg like the pathetic scum you are. Also I'll be your CEO one day

Guaranteed you won't be. Now get back to washing my car, son. I got shit to do.
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>>721160195
That nails, fuck off.
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>>721160195
Then you should be smart enough to know your wasting your life with all of that school. Break free from the machine already otherwise your IQ is all for nothing.
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>>721160195

Tits or GTFO
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>>721160195
>IQ 146
>shit-tier major

Your ability to make good decisions reflects on your intelligence more than your IQ (especially on an anonymous message board).

Girl, you're a dingus.
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>>721160195

IQ 146

On /b/

sure
>>721160195
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>>721163455
Top kek
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>>721160195
>When OP is too much of a fag
>If you're so smart replicate this graph
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>>721163140
I know a few femanons
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>>721163613
haha are you retarded?
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There are no women on the internet.
It means we don't give a fuck that you're a woman, it doesn't have any value. Neither does any of the other shit you posted, even if it were true. You're the same as anyone else here regardless, you're anonymous.
Now post tits or gtfo.
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>>721160195
ok i see

Im a 7'9" Orc called Radallion
ive got 1300 hit points and am from a small village in Turgonaova
also i have a IQ of 4.2 million. Yea..
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>>721160195
> I voted for Trump
> I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

No one can take you seriously like this.
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>>721160195
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8
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>>721163989
its k liberals are mentally handicapped

we dont care if you take us serious or not
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epic 2011 bait
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> MIS & Marketing
> undergraduate degree
pick one. you are obviously in a low tier school that has to focus more on job training than intellectual development.
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