I have one scratch card left. I will be scratching it off live

Moar scratch cards

blackjack and hookers

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Op here, just realized i fucked up on the timestamp

>>721128087
Put it all on 0 at the roulette table. Or just set it on fire, same thing.

kanker sukkel

>>721128087

Game rulez: first you scratch open the lucky clover at the top. Then you do the regular clovers. Matching a symbol with your lucky clover will get you the listed prize

Regardless of winning or not, shove the ticket in your ass.

>>721128087

If you win, spend it all on sour gummy worms.

>>721128087

Prizes could be anything from 1 euro to 25000 euros. This gives me an EV of 12500,50 euros on this ticket.

>>721128087

I will provide photographic evidence if I win.

Cash die shit

>>721128087
Give us dutch wives

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Lucky clover, I got ring

>>721128087
Do wathever you want

buy all the coal you can

>>721129732
reroll

>>721129617
Veel geluk

it looks like one of those fake lottery tickets you can buy on ebay where they all show grand prize winners.

you give them to people as pranks

>>721129732
rerolling

>>721129732
and again

>>721128263
bought a card once for a pound, won 5 pounds. bought a 5 quid card won £100 pounds, took the money, though i was very tempted to buy ten ten pound cards.

>>721129785

It's an actual instant lottery from the Netherlands. Google it.

>>721129732
rolling

Buy boat motor, throw bricks at it until it asplode

Cocaine and hookers

>>721128087
buy alot of cheap hookers

>>721130000
oh well

Buy cat food and eat it

>>721129732
i will roll until this happens

>>721128087

Ok I am going to scratch the first actual clover. My palms are sweaty. This could mean some serious money.

>>721129769

Thanks!

>>721128087
Huh, I didn't know 4chan had their own lottery

>>721129995
damn fuck so close,
poprocks

Buy a goldfish and cut it in half

>>721130000
WINRAR

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If trivial amount then buy more tickets.
> play again
If significant amount then put in savongs account for rainy day and live like you never won anything.

>>721129732 (You)
i will win this thread

>>721130000
winrar

>>721130106
damn i really wanted him to buy some coal

>>721130000

First get. I will deliver. Quads even, so this kind of feels like a sign.

People can keep rolling in case I win enough for alot of cheap hookers + more.

>>721129732
roll

>>721128087
a wheelchair

>>721129732
buy a shit ton of coal

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First clover scratched. I'm quite angry right now. So close even...

>>721129732
coal pls

>>721129732
all the coal

>>721129732
buy ALL the coal

>>721129732
get some of that coal

>>721129732
some black ass coal

>>721129732
damn i want to see some coal

>>721130430

Ok, I need some hookers so I am gonna get scratching again.

>>721129732
>COAL

>>721129732
last rolll

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Im rollin for the coal

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Shit fuck piss $&&$(*%$'h

>>721130430

Holy fuck.

Buy a better camera/phone when you win something.

Buy coal for all of your winnings

>>721128087
Good luck op

Rolling for coal

Let's go anon just scratch it off and jerk it off

Buy icecream for all of the money

buy dirt

coal

buy a nigger to pick cotton

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>>721128087
keep chasing them shekels
buy another
then another

roalling for coaling

>>721130987

I am pumped right now. This moment could guarantee me cheap hookers for the rest of my life...

Do you honestly expect to win?

come on guys help OP get a crap load of coal

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>>721128087

Get on my level.

buy a ton of spoons. literal ton

>>721131218
agreed

>>721131176

The quads are in my favour.

Also the girl at the counter said this one was a winner...

>>721131301
im the quads guy, i will bless you

>>721131301
are you gonna fucking do the rest of it or not

>>721131172
Everyone knows expensive hookers ain't that good anyways, their juices don't flow as good bro.

>>721129732
coal

>>721131539
>>721129732

all the coal

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>>721131113

reroll

>inb4 fake lotto ticket

>>721129732
rolling for this

>>721128087
Why are dutch people this retarded? Why do they suck such much americocks. IT'S DD-MM-YYYY

coal

Roal for Coll

>>721129732

Rolling for coal

>>721131686
fucking nigger cuck kill yourself

>>721131113
roll

I am about to scratch clover No 3.

A vast pride swells in my breast, to feel ourselves standing alone, like lighthouses or advanced guards, facing the army of enemy stars that camp in heavenly bivouacs. Alone with the greasers in the infernal engine-rooms of great ships, alone with the dark phantoms that rummage in the red bellies of bewitched locomotives, alone with the drunks fluttering, battering their wings against the walls!

coal

>>721131769
rr

Oats. Lots of oats

>>721131765
If you're op kys nl doesn't need cancer like you

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Is... Is this going to have a bad ending, guys?

>>721131883
op de kankermoeder fucking flemish cuck

>>721131911
rip, OP will always be a poorfag

>>721130000
winner winner chicken dinner

>>721131809
rolling for this

>>721131911
yeah

>>721131776
op I'm sry but I have no idea, what? also I cannot decipher what it says on your ticket, I can't read what it says

>>721131923
Kanker op mongool. Zuig meer amerikaanse lullen.

>>721132037
i lol'd

>>721132037
fuck off flemish cucklord, fucking asswipe kankermoeder

>>721132002

It says fuck your mother

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>>721132037
Ty google translate

To keep this going I will go buy a scratcher priced 1 2 3 5 or 10 dollars first person to reply chooses amount

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>>721132222
checked

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>>721132222
quads checkt

>>721128087

I am getting fucking drunk in order to scratch the last clover

>>721132193
Nederlanders hebben altijd dd-mm-jjjj gebruikt. Alleen degene die zo hard gekontneukt wordt door amerikanen gebruiken mm-dd-jjjj

>>721132275
get 100 1 dollar cards

GEERT WILDERS
DONALD TRUMP

GEERT WILDERS
DONALD TRUMP

GEERT WILDERS
DONALD TRUMP

GEERT WILDERS
DONALD TRUMP

GEERT WILDERS
DONALD TRUMP

GEERT WILDERS
DONALD TRUMP

GEERT WILDERS
DONALD TRUMP

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>>721132222
>>721130000
2 quads on this thread. damn

>>721131911
Op you better not leave us wondering what the last one is

>>721132483
U have to choose one the numbers I posted u jew

coal

Ok, OP here.

I am getting ready to scratch the last ticket. I feel like the weight of centuries is resting on my shoulders.

>>721132275

5 dollars

coal mutherfucker

>op banned for online gambling

coal pls

>>721132809
Just do it, get it over. & buy coal

cmon coal

999 for coal?

000 for coal?

111 for coal

My name coal hmu with dem trip

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Ok, this is it now!

2 euros. Can't really get hookers with that. Dubs decides what i get for two bucks. Supermarket is still open.

Anyways, great winnings!

>>721128087
Set the winning a on fire

fucking coal

>>721133177
Got eem good dubs nigga

>>721133122
coal.

>>721133177

Kek

>>721133122
I don't understand, so the lowest value is what you win? what's the ring worth?

>>721133122
more tickets

>>721133122
a condom

>>721133122
get some tampons and coke

buy some coal and put in your bum

>>721133333
not dubs so doesn't count

>>721133177
>>721133122
pictures op

>>721133333
Holy fuck them quints boy, nice one.

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>>721133333
quinta!!

>>721133122
Extra small condoms and make eye contact with cashier

>>721133333
quints override dubs, surely?
also quints guy is coal guy

>>721133177

Op here.

Feels bad man.

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>>721128087
smoke the finest kush and burn 420 dollar bills

>>721133333
Winrar

>>721133415
>>721133333
you burnt it? get some tampons and coke anyway. Quints must be obeyed

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>>721133538
please update us with the brand of tampons you bought op

WE HAVE TO KNOW

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Delivering

>>721134054
Fuck off OP if that's actually you, legend.

>>721134054
original quints here. WHERE'S THE FUCKING COCA COLA FAGGOT

>>721134054
can you post a photo with both tampons and the ticket in it? I want this to be real, you're making my day.

>>721134269
and the coke

>>721134252

Fuck you, tampons is like 1,79

>>721134269

just a minute

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>>721133122
Ohhh look, that's not much, now you can buy TWO scratch cards and DOUBLE your chances.
Wooooohhaaa

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Before someone notices: I didnt cash in the card yet becaus supermarket next door is small and doesnt sell them or cash them in. Cashing in will lose the card

>>721134800
<3 I want to suck your cock mate

>>721134800
quints guy here
nice on OP. you delivered.

>>721134800
you did well, OP.

>>721134973
bad_grammar.exe

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>>721128087
just beautiful

>>721132275

So you back yet?

Dead thread, it was fun while it lasted, nice knowin ya all.

>>721135869
you too anon

Good thread. Dutchies are always based.