Green text thread Starting with this pic cause I was browsing

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>>721119309
>> burst into treats

>>721121579
>arrive in her cat
kek

>>721121579
>feces so money
topkek

>>721122680
wait is that image called waldos for you too ? i just tried to upload a greeentext with that name wtf

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>>721119309
I found this one about a month ago.

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Not greentext but still good

>>721124388
>Robbie Rotten before it was cool

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>>721124575
>before it was cool
>implying it was ever cool

IT Guy anyone?

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>>721124661
Gotcha fam

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Sorry If half of these ones are sub-par. I'm just grabbing random ones

>>721120015
I feel so fucking stupid after reading this

>>721119911
1/10 try harder george soros

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>>721122676

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>>721125422
Have some more :)

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>>721125686

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>>721126053

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>>721126248

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>>721126435

>>721125854
REEEEEEE

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>>721126558

>>721121579
Fucking kek

anyone got the gt of This story that changes everytime ? It went something like i fel down the stairs or my dad fell down the stars while i was eating a sandwhich.. sry high as fuck..

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>>721126934

>>721124774
holy. fuck. worth the goddamn read. my sides.

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>>721127597

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>>721128012
This isn't a feels one

>>721127060
I know the one you're talking about. The one where anon tells a story and other anons write the story from other perspectives.

Don't have it though sorry

>this thread is amazing

Says the guy with a bucket of shit in his closet

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>>721128012
This is feels

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>>721128153

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>>721128508

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>>721128749
Alright this is my last one for you anon since I'm tired as hell. It was fun

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> last month

>be me
>be at club
>its a pretty shitty place that all the old people hang out to relive their youth
>be 21 just stoked to be at a bar
>outside having a dirty cig
>old hag walk up and demands a lighter
> light her smoke for her like a queefy faglord
>she gets closer and runs her hand through my long Aryan hair

Shesmellslikeshit.wav

>i pull away a bit, but try to act like im not disgusted by her putrid stench
>she leans in closer and asks for a little kiss
>her stupid fucking teeth showing dumbass 50 year old lipstick stains
>i fail to act nice and alwost run away but hold my spot and hope she will leave me alone
>she does, turns around to talk to some 20 somethi g bitches and relive her youth
>shes right in front of me with her back turned
>i have a few of my friends beside me now, making me feel the courage
>i pull out the lighter and pretend to light my smoke, flick it once, then again but further from the smoke closer to where the Hag is standing
>third flick i bury the lighter in her hair for a second and pull it away quick

hairsprayisflammable.png

>i see flames rise as one of the twenty somethings goes to put out her stupid hair fire
>one of the other bitches happened to be watching the whole thing
>yells something about me doing it on purpose, suddenly the three youthy cunts and the old bitch are up in my face and my friends are off to the side just busting a gut, tears in their eyes
>just as im about to be torn apart, based god bouncer "saw the whole thing as well" and said the bitch was drunk and stumbled into me while i was fagging

savedtheday.flw

>at first the bitches all dont buy it, still freaking out, so much that the bouncer asks them to leave,
>calls the drunkest one a taxi
>later on i thank him and give him a fist bump and he just says no problem didnt wanna see some poor fag ripped apart by some catty bitches.
>the day i got away with Arson

>>721122412
I had seen this greentext shitload of times but now thanks
to you i realized it was feces not faces enjoy 10 free internets

>>721119309
So you don't need threefiddy then? That really surptrised me.

>>721129738
Excellent fake greentext newfag.

>>721131088
>implying greentext stories are all real

>>721131088
This is actually OC

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>>721119309
>walk into h&m trying to buy cool cloths
>hot ass sales girl
>”Hi, welcome to H&M!”
>get so nervous start farting. lots
>”Are you okay?”
>She touches my shoulder
>
>shit pants. SHIT PANTS.
>Ask if they have a bathroom
>”Here, I’ll show you.”
>Leads my by the hand to the bathroom
>”Uhhhh…thanks”
>She rips off my pands
>SHIT EVERWHERE
>Bends me over
>Starts to lick my asshole clean
>She starts moaning
>She starts smearing shit all over her face
>She starts roaring in ecstacy
>ROARING
>She is a bear
>Realize bear is eating my asshole
>Bear keeps nibbling on all of my asshairs, cleaning off the dinglebearies
>Shit into bears mouth
>Roars of pleasure, bear begins to shish my brown shit in and out between its teeth, I can see my asshold hair mixed in
>Shit more into bears mouth
>Bear is now gurgling, struggling to swallow all of my shit
>Tears are running down its face because it smells so bad
>Bear is roaring and gurgling on my putrid shit.
>“Voice outside “WHAT THEFUCK IS THAT?”
>Manager opens the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.

>>721129337
I was in that thread

>>721132359
kill yourself

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classic

>>721120092
didn't stand

>>721133178
Correction, "the day you got cockblocked by George Bush", jet fuel cant melt steel beams