Well... How do I begin There is this couple of old people in

*Reign of terror btw

>>721105894
Yeah that is quite a difficult one.

Can't murder them... Since you know, prison.

Sorry OP you gotta figure this out yourself

>>721105894
If you had proof then you could easily take your revenge. Which country do you live in?

>>721105894
but it's your fault. if you had kept the cats in the house where they belong like a responsible pet owner does the cats would still be alive.

Get in contact with neighbours and a campaign of harassment down on these mother-fuckers. They're old can't take too much to kill them via heart-attack etc.
Can go through their garbage for a while, find out what makes them tick. They care about something. Poison their bullshit garden.
I wouldn't hurt their pets though, but if you do I don't really give a shit, ya know.
Put little crosses across from their house for every cat. Basically shame them to kill themselves or something less, like horn them every time you drive by *middlefinger* mother-fuckers
good luck!
these ideas might suck, go fuck yourselves one and all!

>>721106482
Explain. How do you keep cats in a house? That is not their nature you fucknut.

>>721105894
Buy new cats and ask them to pay ur bill

What country, if UK will travel to enact cat revenge

>>721106584
close the door?

>>721106579
>Put little crosses across from their house for every cat.

This idea might just work. But what do we expect the results to be?

Them confessing?
Them dying of a heart attack?

>>721106623
Cats lose their shit if they are entrapped. So your opinion is so shit that Mr Hanky's shit wouldn't eat it.

>>721106619
I reside in South-Africa.

>>721106579
Good ideas.

I won't hurt their pets. I'm not a monster like they are

>>721106579
How do you poison a garden?

>>721106775
Poison them back fellow SA /b/ro.
Which city you in?

>>721106958
Diesel

>>721106989
I live in a small town called Bloemhof. Basically at the edge of North-West

>>721105894
I would beat their ass up. Sad story bro im praying for your cats:(

>>721105894
What about breaking windows at night?

>>721107118
I thought about this countless of times. It is a good way to add a little to my revenge taking but not enough to justify the crime.

>>721107041
Was it blacks who killed your cats?

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>>721105894

>>721107249
No they are white. Unfortunately

>>721107282
Typically your everyday doctor

>>721106584
cats can easily be conditioned to be "in house only" cats in a short time. if you would get off your lazy ass and empty the litter box a lot more often the transition goes a lot faster. it's not that hard to do if you're not a complete idiot.

>>721106584
It's not in their nature to be pets either, you fucking moron. If you call a cat yours, that's shit is your property and your responsibility. You've let 3 of your cats be poisoned. Shouldn't you notice a fucking pattern? They're dead because you're a shitty owner.

Hang yourself.

>>721107404
Source idiot. Show me a cat that ain't too fat that stays indoors 24/7

pull a jason todd on their asses id love to see that news story

>>721107455
Okay he is a shitty owner while others murder animals? You dense motherfucker. Cats are not dogs. You can't walk a cat on a fucking leash.

>>721105894
Call the police your moron

If you're right, the neighbors will corroborate your story and there will be an investigation. it's illegal to murder pets.

If you're wrong, because you're an autist and are putting disparate events together in your head like people who hang out and laugh at the weird kid on their street, then nothing will happen.

>>721107528
Hence, indoor fucking cat. Problem solved.

>>721107614
I have contacted the police. The police refused to look into it because it is out of their control. No animals protection unit or anything similar here either. This is South-Africa. A country where you have to solve a problem yourself.

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>>721107528
Dumb nigger. Maybe if your cat wasn't fucking retarded it could learn how to be a decent fucking pet.

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>>721107528
the point is to not let your cats outside, how is this hard

i own two cats, they are only allowed in the backyard for a few minutes in the morning, supervised. this is because they are dumb cats. i live on a slow street but i wouldn't let them just run around outside.

i have known people who let their cats just run around, the cats get lost/ get hit by a car and then they act like it's not their fault. stupid shit.

don't be a moron, if you want a cat and you want to let it run around in the yard, get a cat-proof fence.

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>>721107692
>This is South-Africa.
you should have led with this tbh

immigrate somewhere else? i would recommend america if you're white.

>>721107875
I want to immigrate I fucking despise this place

>>721107978
So do your cats.

>>721106958

Salt. Kills. Everything.

buy 100kg (convert it to whatever weighing you use)Wait till dark, pour it all over their yard.

>>721106186
in my case, I would kill them, prison or not. Not trying to be edgy or anything, but if theres one type of people who deserve to die slowly and painfully, its cat killers.

>A country where you have to solve a problem yourself.

so kill them

>>721107516
what the fuck does "pull a jason todd" even mean?

>>721106482
What? They poisoned his cats on purpose. How is that his fault?

>>721108140
put on clown makeup and beat them to death with a crowbar

>>721108057
Thanks for the advice man. I would suck your dick but I'm not entirely gay.

>>721107978
well now you have a purpose, and no cats to complicate it.

start researching, get the immunizations/etc you need, save your case. apply for a permanent residency. try to get a sponser if you can. none of this is particularly hard if you look and sound white.

and don't make the mistake of living in like new york or california, those are the most expensive places in the world next to london. be prepared to live in nebraska or alabama or something. pueblo, CO is one of the cheapest cities in the nation, and has legal weed and probably a shitload of cats.

>>721106958
roundup

>>721108066
CAT KILLA MUST DIE! Sounds like a cool new movie name

>>721107479
what about all the cat owners who live in high rise apartments in places like new york that keep the cats inside 99% of the time?. are you saying every can in that situation is always going to be an over fed fat cat?

>>721108212
Man I love this methttod

>>721108057
Best reply so far! Pure genius

>>721108057
/this

>>721108221
Thanks for the advice but I am currently studying and my employer is paying for my studies so I can't really go anywhere at this stage.

>>721107692
>This is South-Africa
no wonder. i guess you cant figure out how to train a cat if you can't figure out how to immigrate to a better country.

>>721108267
he's fat himself and is trying to rationalize his fatness as inactivity, as opposed to diet

what he does not realize is diet is 90% of everything, he's autistic.

spend the extra bux on getting your cat decent food instead of something you can buy in a supermarket.

>>721108384
use your free time to save money instead of wasting it on doomed kitties. i would adopt out the kittens you have at 8 weeks. you'll need to feed them formula until then.

work odd jobs, save every penny, live an ascetic lifestyle. learn to cook. money + cook = mad pussy and happiness in america.

>>721108207
>How is that his fault?
because he didn't keep the cats inside like a responsible pet owner, try to keep up.

>>721108458
I'm not fat. But thanks for the food advice. I'll just go resurrect my cats and feed them Jesus's shit

>>721108448
>>721108458
This bullshit wont really help him now, a bit too late for indoor/outdoor cat debate and for immigrating if he wants revenge.

>>721108548
You are one hella dumb madafaka

>>721105894
>old people
"Natural" death by "accident". How is this hard ?

>>721108531
Yeah here in SA money + cook = Your average third world citizen. I have applied for a second job so I'm still waiting for a call on that one. Thanks for advice

>>721105894
Burn them in there sleep. Give me their adress ill do it for you and ill make them eat their own bodies alive

>>721108695
I'm not a master mind behind infiltrating such an act. That is why my question need more deliberate answers.

>>721108719
How much do you charge by hour, per body, per breath you take?

>>721108604
if his cats didn't ever go outside the house the neighbors couldn't have got to them as easily to poisoned them in the first place. cause and effect.

the neighbors probably got tired of his cats tearing up their yard and crapping everywhere. he did say it was south africa and you have to solve problems there on your own.....so his neighbors did just that and sollved a problem on their own.

>>721108604
You are both dumb madafakas.

You can't keep a cat indoors
If you can't keep a cat indoors then don't get a cat
No more cats die
Cats will live forever

>>721108959
/thread

Don't problem solve the problem solvers.

>>721108959
Here is a straight answer for you. My neighbors excuse to the other neigbors whose cats they have poisoned said their reason behind that is so they cannot get to their expensive bird in their house.

Who's fucking problem is that?

>>721109044
/thread

Problem solve the problem solvers who problem solved the problem solvers.

>>721105894
People are not supposed to kill domesticated cats. End of story. If there is a problem, the neighbors should discuss it with you first. Not poison your cats. Kill em

>>721109000
>You can't keep a cat indoors
Goddamn incorporeal animals just walking thru the walls and shit amirite

>>721109281
break window at night, toss a molotov in, leg it outta there.

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My cat is an indoor cat.
I don't have to worry about her getting run over by cars or attacked by wild animals or someone's shitty dog.

>>721105894
get your pets fixed you irresponsible fuck

>>721109365
Your cat looks mentally retarded.

Follow them to their work, when they go in, put sugar in the gas tank. It is IMPERATIVE you do not do this in the neighborhood or they will suspect. Shove a potato up the muffler, if you know anything about engines, open the hood and take something out that they won't notice until they're driving. And if you really want to get back at them, put a glob of thermite on the hood about the size of a 50 cent coin and run. Remember, do this secretly and away from the residence. And if you live in the same state as me, I could take a whack at them and keep your hands clean of suspicion.

>>721109443
Too late now. Just help him get his revenge?

>>721109489
>help him get his hands chopped off in SA
fixed that for you, go to sleep child

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>>721109281
The sad truth is you are incorrect.
Feral cats can destroy ecosystems and must be kept in check.
You neighbors probably thought your cats were feral, since you are a terrible owner and let them outside in SOUTH FUCKING AFRICA. It's like you wanted them dead in the first place...

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>>721109462
That's not my cat, I just grabbed an image from my cat folder.

>>721109527
>go to sleep child
Coming from a child. kek

>>721109586
OP said they knew it was his cat, so no confusion here. Burn them to death, OP

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>>721109638
You have a cat folder?

>>721109711
Nigger where do you think you are? If this nigger has a folder dedicated to only clockwise rimjobs, it'd still be normal for /b/

>>721109586
>>721109668

They are out to poison our cats deliberately.

>>721109111
>Who's fucking problem is that?

to be honest that is still your problem/responsibility if your cats were out causing problems in a neighbors yard. the pet owner is always responsible for the actions of their pets. if you don't want the responsibility of pet ownership you shouldn't have pets.

>>721109791
I disagree with you. If they had a problem in the first place, they could come to me directly and negotiate. Not poison the poor animals then talk later.

Vandalize their house and constantly torment them. Make sure your wearing a mask so you don't get arrested. You could always try to poison them if it doesn't work out. Share pics of their house btw.

>>721109862
do what the other anons said and either mess with their car engines or break a window and throw a molotov coctail inside

Get some kind of full face animal mask, like a horse mask, put on a bunch of clothes, and then find them, and bust their kneecaps with a bat or something. They're old, they would be fucked for the rest of their shitty lives.

>>721105894
i don't get why people kill cats. they are quiet and don't diturb anyone.
now dogs deserve to die, fucking barking during the night and shitting the streets

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>>721109711
You do realize there are weekly Caturday threads, right?

>>721109862
>If they had a problem in the first place

if the cats were inside cats the neighbors wouldn't have had a problem in the first place. you set this chain of events in motion.

>>721109971
I will practice these methods for sure!

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This was the mother. Here are her babies with her.

>>721110047
Anyone who actually likes dogs and thinks they're cute deserves a Luger round in the back of the head. Dogs are disgusting animals.

>>721110162
Share pics please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyaG4oUYtaA&t=6s

>>721110293
>>721110230

next post started on /b/ by op will be while bail from jail crying about he din do nuffin when he too revenge.

>>721110253
>hates dogs
are you muslim?

>>721109711
I'm assuming you have a folder dedicated to random humans laughing so whats your point?

>>721110382
What fucking language do you speak? Get out of this thread you dumb nigga

>>721108959
Given this set up they were probably poisoned in the garden which is why it happened in the first place. They weren't supposed to be there

>>721105894
>Wait til night
>Cut any outside connection (phone/internet)
>Drill doors/ windows shut by going in sideways
>Old fucks too weak to break anything open
>Wait

>>721105894
Break into their houses and make holes on the condoms

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>>721110450
I have all sorts of weird folders. But a cat folder....?

>>721110508
Thats my point though, people have folders dedicated to anal prolapses you shouldn't be surprised on here.

>>721110360
da fug?

>>721110469
you are either baiting pretty poorly or are a newfag trying to look cool

>>721110486
Cats are adventurous animals and they should be left to walk around freely. It's not like his cats did any harm to their garden. I guess then you should poison every living creature there is for being an animal.

>>721105894
>Grab poisoned cats
>Freeze
>Haul them into Windows at night

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>>721110469
this meme has been around for a while, however long i think this video has been. lurk moar post less

>>721109111
>their expensive bird in their house.

Birds are fragile and easy to kill just with common household chemical vapors. (I know you said you would not kill any of their pets, but just thought I'd offer this bit of information.)

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>>721110585
I even have a wtf folder.

>>721110585
You're right I shouldn't be surprised at all.

Scenario 1
"Mom look at my amputated midget porn folder"
"That's nice sweety"

Scenario 2
"Mom look at my cute cat folder"
"Jesus what the fuck is wrong with you, Billy? I'm calling the FBI."

>>721105894
>Get gasoline
>Dissolve styrofoam in it
>You crafted Napalm
>Dip Dead cats into it
>Light on fire
>Throw on walls/through windows
>Napalm makes them stick to surfaces
>Neighbors have burning cat corpses on premises forever

>>721110620
Top kek

Mind you. Take a damn rail of coke. Go Get the fuck Out of Them.

Pour brake fluid all over their car and ruin the paint. get a valve stem seal remover and deflate their tires.

>>721110607
You don't know that. If they were poisoned on their property, then they were in their garden where they're not welcome, adventurous or not. It irresponsible pet keeping

Dude, you live in SA. The cops there don't give a fuck if you assault them and cripple them.

If you're too pussy then key their car and keep doing it everytime they get it fixed.

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>>721109862
If he didn't get the message after the 1st poisoning and it happened twice more, the owner obviously has no control over his pets. It's not right what they did but the owner seems to be irresponsible and they took action unfortunately

>>721110814
So it's okay for me to kill everyone's animals even if it is a fucking elephant that comes into my yard?

>>721105894
Accuse them of being pedophiles, get a younger brother on your side to back you up. Even if they get let off the hook, their reputation is ruined forever. Always a win, win situation. If no access to younger kid, rape is always a good option, get your girlfriend or whoever in on it.

>>721110920
All three cats were poisoned within a week. The first two on the same day and the last one a few days later.

>>721105894
Grow some balls and punch them in the face.

>>721110958
Doesn't make it ok just an avoidable problem that he allowed to happen. Remember this is SA, they all handle their own probs. If the 1st time didn't tell him he should watch his cats more closely, then they probably figured negotiating wouldn't do much since he clearly can't control his pets

>>721111098
In a way, youre lucky OP, you know who did it, somebody tortured my cat and I never found out who so I couldnt take revenge. Kill the old fucks.

>>721111282
Here is one for ya. What if a child consumes the same substance the animals were given for poisoning. What if that happens?

We shouldn't worry too much about it, you can't control your fucking kid so they have the right to poison it.

You dumb fuck

>>721111098
Then the 1st 2 should've alerted you to the prob. Somehow a 3rd was also murdered during this time. That's a clear time to keep pets in yet it wasn't

>>721110496
WINRAR

>>721111423
I'm sure your children are allowed to go around other people's gardens wrecking the place because they're so cute. Also people get shot, not poisoned for trespassing which is actually what it's called. Over emotional morons such as yourself need this explained and I'm happy to oblige

>>721106775
Have you considered the pleasant feeling of a mighty sledgehammer smashing a human skull?

>>721106743
do you understand the term "housecat"?

My cat is living her entire life within the walls of my house, and is as lucky as any other cat I've ever seen.

Your neighbors have the right to put out poison traps against rodents on their property.
You have to take responsibility for your cat to not digest poisened stuff, since your cat can't recognize a difference.

So IF you know that some areas in the invincibility of your home are poisoned, it's YOUR responsibility to keep your pets safe.
No idea if your neighbors actually laugh at your misery, but regardless if they do or not, they are in the right, and you are an irresponsible cunt that got his/her pets killed by exactly that lack of responsibility.

Your neighbors might be assholes, but you are the retard in this situation.

>>721110253
Fuck off nigglet

>>721111756
this.

But tbf, if they would put poisoned stuff on your or others' property, or shoot your pets without contacting the local vet, you could sue them.
But as it is, you fucked up.

>>721105894
keep your cats safe and inside or get them to homes they can be safe and kept inside.

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Op you are the biggest pussy I have ever seen online, not just on /b/ but in the whole entire internets. If any fuck old or young killed one of my cats I would light their fucking house on fire (more than one and I'd nail doors shut first)

>>721109489
Didn't you hear the part where he's got an armload of kittens now?

These assholes need to start fixing their fucking pets.

>>721106623
I've owned literally nothing but indoor cats. They do fine. If you believe they'd go crazy indoors, you're more retarded than an adult wearing a helmet in a McDonalds.

>>721105894
why not get a wickid sterio system and blast music at them

Cats are an invasive species. They're like rats but worse. Get over it.

>>721105894
skin the basterds