>>721105719 what is a good physical injusry i can cause upon myself that would give me ~a week off from work. with little to no lasting complications? also it would need to be something i can claim was an accident... or, how do i dislocate my shoulder?
>>721105719 Lol ik kom er nu achter na wat google dat het helemaal niet zo bijzonder is om een "level 6" verpleegkundige te zijn. Is gewoon HBO verpleegkundige wat je hebt gestudeerd. Doet mijn vriendin ook op Hogeschool Zuid in Heerlen. Dus doe niet zo interessant.
>>721106213 Well yeah, sometimes you have to. For example, when a patient has decended into their bed you have to lift them till they can sit right. Only some patients are very overweight. So even with a lift mat you wont be able to do that on your own.
So in that situation i would just use a lift. And then there is a protocol for putting that on.. but you kind of just have to do whatever works when you are dealing with a fat person
>>721106764 The one thing i will give non-whites, is that they take really good care of their elders. White people tend to just throw their parents in an old folkes home. But africans and muslims have them live in with them and take care of them themselves. I think that is really admireable.
As for dealing with death.. i think muslims see it more as a reigious experience and christians tend to just want to be with their family and friends and reflect on what they have don in life , instead of focusing on going to heaven
>>721106782 when i was about 15 my best friend for the last 2 years told me he was gay and liked my. I told him no but after a year or so i got out of a really bad relationship with my then girlfriend.
I figured it couldn't be worse then that so i gave him a chance.
I would also like to note that it kind of started out of pity since he had contracted a terminal illness in the meantime. so that kind of played a role
>>721106858 this woman who has had cancer in her throat. They removed part of her esophagus and just stapeled it to her stomach.
Because of this she didn't have a gastro-esophagal sphincter. ( because of this sphincter you have in your stomach your stomach content is held back, that way you don't puke when you stand upside down) Well she didn't have that. I left her bed in a position that her head was facing down and her legs up.
I see, where I'm from, nurses don't do the ass-wiping jobs (we have aides for that) and there are two main levels (nurses who didn't attend university and have a 1 year/1 year and a half profesional diploma and those that have at least 4 years of university and have their undergraduate diploma). Then from the upper level (university) you have those with masters degrees so 2 more years that are called nurse practitionners and are kind of ''mini doctors'' in a specialty for which they train and can diagnose and treat ilnesses for. And lastly, you have the ones with a doctorate/ph.d which takes 4 more years to complete (atleast here it does) that are even more specialised and trained, but most of them do it to be able to teach at university or do research in labs on ilnesses.
>>721108264 Not all that much, can't complain. Since i still have a partial internship i don't get paid in full. But if i did have a full contract it would be about 1800 euros a month. Right now i make 1400. 1800 euro= about 2000 dollar 1400 euro= 1500 dollar
>>721108407 well.. a coma patient is rendered incompetend to make decisions by the law, since you can't give permission or make decisions, we or other people do it for you.
we have to do things like move you every 2 hours, wash you, stick tubes up your pee hole, wipe your butt, change your bed pan.
I wouldn't call that molesting in a strict sense ..and i always stay professional..but when i'm buissy doing something like that sometimes a dirty thought crosses my mind.. i just chalk that up to human nature and not something you can turn off.
>>721108722 i wouldn't say that.. i do my job because it's my job and because i choose to do it. But i do genueny despise foreigners a lot of the time. and also think and do a lot of other "not so good stuff"
I often see this job as kind of a karma wash..that kind of makes up for the other stuff. But just because i do good things , doesn't mean i'm a good person
>>721108870 i belive that the official definition of rape was"forcefully entering an orifice of somebodies body without their concent or permission" So in a techincal sense that would be rape . But the law doesn't see it that way
>>721108870 And I know this isn't exactly a usual post for /b/ but I would like to say thank you for looking after patients. If you're half as good as the nurses who looked after me for ten days then you do a great job.
>>721108823 well nurses spend the most time with the patients by far, so they do count on you to give them information on stuff that they wouldn't catch up on.
Maybe someone mentions in a conversation that they work a lot, maybe they mention that they have been drinking a but more then they told the docter. Those are all things you have to catch up on and relay.
But most docters are way to buissy with work and the practical stuff to even socialise with you or talk about anything besides work
>>721109212 well i deal with a lot of very old and a lot of very sick people. You interact with them everyday and get to know them on a personal level. You've seen them naked, know their family and what their life looked like .
But inevitably they all die, often times slowly and painfully..sometimes out of nowhere.
I have never lost sleep over any of their troubles or their passing. Not even when i was interning or when i jsut got my job I'm very young so it isn't really a matter of being "decensitised after being arount it for so long" I just don't genuenly care about their pain and suffering at the end of the day..and see it as just doing my job end not letting it get to me.
Some call me a cold person for that..others say i'm just repressing and that it will come eventually.
I just think years of/b/ and other stuff has taken away my abillity to care about others on a deeper level
>>721109508 I dont think youre a bad person for not caring about them, I mean it neither helps you as a person or you as a nurse to care too much about your patients.. it might even be beneficial to distance yourself from feelings because that makes you and your decisions rely on professional knowledge than emotional connections
but that wasnt my original question, you said that you did other not so good stuff, and i wanted to know what you were referring to if your job functioned as a karma wash
>>721110206 oh well i concidered not caring one of the bad things about me.
But yeah.. i kind of tricked my gf into doing anal once. I record all the hot webcam sessions i have with my girlfriends even tho i promissed nothing would happen if they showed on cam. And i still have all the screencaps. I watch gore videos for fun sometimes
>>721110454 thats not even bad stuff, you should stop viewing yourself as a bad person for such mundane stuff.. not caring is only bad if you consider it bad, i mean if it doesnt bother you that you dont care then it isnt bad..
>>721110345 Well.. i rarely save lifes.. i just make them more barable. But yeah one of the reasons i got this job is because i love being a smug cunt. It's really one of the most selfless jobs you can get, because you don't get the ay or prestege of a docter. And not even your own patients want your help a lot of the time.
I'm christian so i'm hoping this will score me some mayor points
Toen ik mijn opleiding volgde moest ik 40 uur in de week aan school besteden, had ik 5-10 uur vrijwilligerswerk om mn cv mooi te maken. en deed ik 20-25 uur werken, om genoeg geld te verdienen om mijn studie te kunnen betalen.
Mijn ouders verdienden genoeg en ik viel in het nieuwe systeem dus ik moest gewoon betalen. maar ik kreeg niets van mn ouders, sterker nog ik moest huur betalen. Ik werkte me elke week kapot, nam 3 uur per dag de bus naar rotterdam en terug (totaal)
En alle zwarte en bruine mensen kregen een uitkering. Die kregen 400-500 euro elke maand van de overheid, studie werd vergoed, en hadden zelf niet eens verdomme een baan.
Ze hadden het lef te zeggen van "waarom ga je niet op kamers?" en zeggen met volle trots en blijdschap "oh gelukkig hoef ik dat niet te doen" en "bij mij betaald de overheid dat lekker" . Elke dag kwamen ze met avocado bagels van 4 euro per stuk uit de kantine.. elk weekend gaan ze uit.
Je zou denken dat van zulke nederige komaf je juist de waarde van geld kan inzien, maar nee, ze verbrassen alles, en snappen maar niet dat hun gedrag absoluut verachtelijk is.
Dit is niet per see een moslim probleem en meer een buitenlander probleem.. maar ik kan hier wel uren over doorpraten en het haalt echt het bloed onder mn nagels vandaan.
Ze krijgen zo veel..en nog hebben ze de motivatie niet om iets beters van hun leven te maken
>>721111280 I have voted twice in my life, both times i turned in an empty ballot.
I did this out of priciple because i know jack shit about politics, but i do understand the importance of voting. i don't want to make an uninformed decision but i do want to excersise my right to vote.
however, this year i'm voting for Wilders "the fuck all musims party" because i'm inally fed up with the bullshit that's going on all around the world.
With this new wave of brexit..trump.. maybe i can be part of the chain reaction that leads to a better world
>>721108479 Do you live alone? Is the money enough? I'm from Germany and I will make about 1700-2400€ (depending on where I get a job) and I wasn't sure if thats enough to leave my parents and live alone
>>721113038 are you talking about actual sex with girls or just jacking off several times a day?
I've been trough the latter and get how it can be a mayor bother in your life.
i've only been successfull at it for 20 days the last 5 years, not even getting a girlfriend helped.
My advice is set a goal of not fapping, you'll get mayor withdrawel withing 3 days, but just say to yourself "you're a degenerate if you give in now" and try to get past that.
Try to think of non sexy things if you get a ranom boner , get up for a walk. and get a hobby, surround yourself with people , if you're really buissy, you'll see that a day can go by without thinking about it
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