Shit /b/, my girlfriend and I just found out she's pregnant.

>>721098452
u can take a pill and shell pop it out in the toilet.
completely legal.
will hurt like shit though for her.

i do think this is considered abortion tho so if its not available in your area you will more than likely have to travel.

>>721098452
im a doctor, send your gf's nudes and if she's hot enough ill tell you what to do

>>721098452
Cheapest method? Abort the relationship. FLY YOU FOOL!

You gotta admit, that's pretty goddamned cheap.

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>>721098452
Crowbar, .45, or 45mm glock and wesson.

>>721098452
I always buy out the metal coat hangers at Goodwill/Salvation Army when I see them. They are getting harder and harder to find.

>>721098516
Just a pill?
That doesn't sound too bad.
I'd be more than willing to help her with whatever she needs to feel as comfortable as possible during the process.
Area is California, so I don't think it'll be at all hard for us to do this discreetly.
Guess I can thank the liberals for that.
>>721098534
She's probably not hot enough tbh with you
>>721098639
I'm a Spic, but I don't want to contribute to the stereotype
>>721098655
For the baby, my girlfriend, or me?
>>721098697
Thankfully, she's not far along enough for a coat hanger to be an option.

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>>721098815

How fucking poor are you? my girlfriends abortion cost just over 200 bucks and thats without and financial assistance.

>>721098815
Any internal trauma will do the trick. Metal coat hanger is still a viable option. Plus the healing process will give her a preview of the effects after birth, and maybe you two can stop being fucking retards and be more responsible.

>>721098452
Cheapest method would have been to use a condom you damn moron. If you don't want kids, don't tempt fate.

>>721098452
>She's about three weeks in

a.k.a. OP is full of shit because this is an extremely unlikely scenario and nothing on /b/ is ever true anyway

>>721099078
My leg cramped before I could exit in a timely manner

>>721098938
Dirt poor, but tbh I thought it would cost like 800 bucks

>>721099178
you completely missed the fucking point. i don't think anyone here is surprised at this point.

>>721098815
>Just a pill?
yeah mean its a sseries of pills i believe.
u can find out more here and use their locator to find clinics that offer the pill
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/abortion/the-abortion-pill

>>721098969
>stop being fucking retards and be more responsible
I'll consider it, but no promises

>>721099246
Just chill, anon, I was simply making a joke.
I know I fucked up, and I'm willing to own it, I'm just looking for advice on my current situation, not on what I should have done.
Hindsight is 20/20

Hurry before you both fuck up your lives. YOU CANNOT AFFORD IT.

Grow up OP. You cum in her you take responsibility so quit being a manwhore. Next time use a condom and/or cum outside her pussy. What fucking dumbass fucks that up? Are you that autistic OP? Do you not know that you can put it in her ass or hand or mouth. Christ no wonder this newer generation is retarded. It's because of the even more retarded parents like OP who are too dumb to pull out. I mean how can you fuck that up?

push her down the stairs?

>>721099256
Thanks a bunch anon, this is very helpful

>>721099356
>>721099178

>>721099347
I agree wholeheartedly

Well you can always hop in the car and crash at 88 mph and kill all 3... they'll never figure it all was just to kill your child. just a freak accident.
then you'll be forgotten in about 10 years.
trust me I'm a pro at killing unborn babies with cars.

>>721099360
>>721099423
Thank you for the laughs anons, I really need them right now, you have no idea

>>721099407
That is the most retarded excuse I've ever heard.

>>721099472
Because it's a joke

>>721099330
just so you know if your gf goes through with the abortion, even if she wants to get rid of it. she still might go through a grieving process. so dont be suprised if she starts second guessing herself or wondering if it was the right or wrong thing.
remind her that it might be morally wrong which is why she feels bad, but it is the right thing for both of them and the child. children are expensive as fuck not to mention its basically the end of your social lives. and its good for the kid so he doesnt grow up as an accident with inexperienced children for parents.

In some states, you can get a free abortion from planned parenthood if you can't afford to pay. If you're really that poor, your health insurance probably won't even have a deductible.

https://world.wng.org/2014/08/california_all_health_insurance_must_cover_abortion

>>721099178
Smh you're such a dumbass and a fuck up OP. I'm not angry I'm just disappointed.

>>721099494
Oh ok. K den

>>721099495
The "grieving process" for an abortion lasts about a week. Raising a kid that you don't want is 20 years of grieving.

>>721098452
Get out nigger.

>>721099613
if op was a nigger he'd just run away instead of asking how to best deal with the issue

slice the babbeh mommm like onion... mommeh hav layers lick oger...
>fukc the babbeh.
>babbeh noce fukk.
then slice babbeh like orgnae make babeh juice...
put babbh juice in nother womn mek ner pregrnatt .
retpat form benginning

>>>721098452

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Drink some bleach. just kill yourself, its the cheapest method. you think that it'll be ok but taking your unborn childs life is a shit move, it'll affect the mother more than it will to you, you're a selfish piece of shit and you should feel ashamed of ever asking such a question. put your pants up, get a job and be responsible for your actions. Do everyone a favor and let the kid live and kill yourself before the baby is born so your kid doesn't have to know his/her dad is a little bitch who can't handle responsibility. if you can't afford a baby then don't fuck, you're a fucking faggot for even posting this. Think before you post you stupid asinine waste of space.

>>721099712
fuck

>>721099495
Yeah, we've talked about all this.
Truth is, we both really want to have this kid, but we know we can't afford it right now, and we have to make the best decision for us.

>>721099735
>kill yourself
>get a job
>kill yourself

>>721099517
This is fantastic news for us both, thank you anon. You've helped put our minds a little more at ease.

>>721099755
it's simple, you kill that baitman...

>>721098452
Adoption

>>721099823
only logical thing to do when you're a fuck up.

>>721099735
>can't handle responsibility
>I'm responsible enough to know when I can't afford to be responsible for it
>trying to handle it in the most responsible way possible
Trust me, I'm know what I'm doing is shitty, but you're not really helping anyone here by trying to throw the "r" word around like I'm afraid of it or something.

>>721099999

>>721100000

>>721098452
Why have sex if you don't know all the facts and consequences?

>>721099937
We've considered it, but she doesn't want anyone finding out about the pregnancy, so it's the selfish route we've decided to go.

Go through with pregnancy. Mention to nurse on L&D floor that you want to give baby up to a good home. Tell her you would consider a private adoption. With a few hours you will have tons of nurses and hospital staff with great jobs interviewing with you for the opportunity to raise a white baby. You can even make the baby knowing your his birth mother part of the deal. Best option. Kid get raised well. You get second chance. When you are mature and stable you will still get to be a part of throwaway kids life. Goog luck

>>721100062
Because it feels good and being dumb is our specialty.

>>721098452
This is why I insist on anal!

>>721099330
>hindsight is 20/20

NIGGER NO. FORESIGHT IS 20/20. EVERYBODY KNOWS TO USE CONDOMS. their effectiveness isnt something you retrospectively realize, its literally taught to you in fucking 8th grade. Please never replicate your genes, you are a bane on humanity.

>>721098452
>didn't use condoms and a morning after-pill
Serves you right. Have the child. If you don't want it put up for adoption.

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>>721099827
Evan is that you? You little bitchasses faggot i knew you browsed /b/ you beta cunt. How did you get fired from Fedex you loser? Sarah wont be too happy when I send her a screenshot of this thread faggot

>>721100189
Last time we tried anal she started screaming for me to stop.
We had plenty of lube and practice with toys but in the end she just didn't like having a cock in her ass

>>721100138
fucking retard the best option to to cut out that parasite and throw it in a blender

Just wait for her to give birth and have the child DNA tested.

Chad will be shitting bricks.

>>721100244
Jokes on you, OP lives in Cuckfornia and doesn't have to take responsibility for shit

>>721100138
The mother will go back on the deal when the baby is born.

>>721098815
>I'm a Spic

Then dont worry, you'll be going home soon anyways.

>>721100305
U jelly u dont live in cali nigger?

>>721100151
Godspeed. If you keep it make sure it doesnt turn out queer.

>>721100002
if you'll learn to be responsible. of course it'd be helpful. Grow up, just because you made a mistake and because you were irresponsible doesn't mean you take the easy way out. you're taking a childs life, think about that, just because you couldn't be Responsible. I'm not saying you're afraid of the word, I'm saying you lack it.

Go to planned parenthood.
Taunt the anti aportionists, telling them 'WE'RE GONNA ABORT THIS KID, AND THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT! HA!!!"
Ask how much you can get for fetus flesh while in there.

>>721100389
I fucking wish. California is a cesspool, but it's the cesspool I was born in.

>>721100427
Yes.

>>721099755
yea sounds like she will have to go through a personal battle and test her own morals and ethics. u need to be there for her and support her emotionally bro. keep reminding her its the best thing for you and the time for raising kids will come later. but remain compassionate about what shes doing. remain empathetic. she will probably feel like she is killing a bit of herself by going through with the abortion. its easy for guys to get over something like this and it might seem like shes over reacting but just keep on reassuring her and caring about how she feels.

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>>721100238
This.
Abort asap
Dont want your cancerous genes infesting the pool

>>721100238
>its literally taught to you in fucking 8th grade
not these days anon.
if a school tried teaching kids about condoms today there would be riots.
thanks obama

>>721100524
I'll definitely keep this in mind.
She is a sensitive woman as it is, and seeing what she's gone through since we've found out really breaks my heart.
I only hope she doesn't hate herself for it.

>>721100626
>I only hope she doesn't hate herself for it.
she wont if you are there to back her up emotionally.

>>721098516
there are a coupla different "pills" be aware - plan b (the morning after pill) prevents pregnancy - ru-486 is an abortifacient (<---also google that word, it will provide you with info on herbal fetus murder...) goog luck

>>721100720
I will, trust me.
I'll need her as much as she needs me after this.

>>721100467
Get that prolife shit out of here if he doesn't wanna raise a mistake no one should make him, op abort that mistake before it ruins your life.

>>721100720
She will deep down, she'll know her pussy is haunted.

>>721100899
Get that edgy memelord shit out of here, isn't it past your bedtime?

>>721101039
Isn't mommy trying to get her rest before work tomorrow?
You shouldn't shitpost so loudly, anon.

>>721100940
this made me kek - there is a movie called "enter the void" where the soul of a recently murdered teenager seeks a new body to inhabit and tries to fly up a chicks cooch to her fetus but then she has an abortion - so the soul has to keep looking
>tfw you are reminded of a joke you made about haunted pussy years ago

>>721101131
did daddy spank you too hard and now you're trying to be a rebel on a Vietnamese potato board? You must be so cool with the third graders.

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>>721101284
Thinking op should use these for next time.

>>721101353
Did mommy not give you tendies tonight because she caught you spanking it to little girls in Chinese cartoons again?

>>721101425
Show me the Amazon page for them and I'll fucking do it.

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>>721101433
Awww did your grandma teach you how to insult anon?

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>>721101557
Did the little Chinese cartoons teach you how find your weewee under your fupa?

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>>721098452
Thank me later

>>721098452
Up until 3 months you can get an abortion pill for 200-700 dollars, you can probably call and tell them you have no money and they'll give it to you for the absolute minimum they can.
I'm not sure where you live, but in my state she has to be 18 to do it without a parent present, has to come in to talk to the doctor before the appointment is scheduled to get papers to bring home and think about for a few days, and then has to go to counseling after it happens for you to get the pill.
Source: never used a condom in my life

>>721101739
Age isn't really an issue, we're both 22.
Thanks for the information though, anon.
Any help or advice is appreciated

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>>721101683
damn already calling me autistic?
did your mom teach you how to make insults? hey 2011 called they want their lame edgy reddit tiered insults back. aww did you get that triggered?

>>721101996
>used edgy as an insult twice
>bitches about how other people can't think of better insults

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>>721101996
Kek, get as angry as you want boyo, it won't cure that autism. Your mommy's gonna find out that you're using the family computer when you're grounded if you keep crying so loudly

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>>721102266
>>721102353
Same fagging this hard.
go to bed Billy.

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>>721102624
Nice try stupid

>>721099178

and you couldnt tell her "I'm gonna bust, get the fuck off me/get me the fuck out of you!", ya fuckin' doofus?

>>721102831
>>721099494

ded thread

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>>721098452
I want to fuck the bunny.

>>721104344
Can this be a Lola thread now?

>>721100118
Kill yourself

>>721104972
How about I compromise and kill this unborn child?
Everybody wins.

Lots of vitamin C...
5-10 g daily induces abortion

>>721105039
If only you were aborted. Then nobody would have to pay for your retarded life choices.

>>721105506
Too bad, looks like OP gets to end a life before it ruins someone else's
Triggered, Pro-lifer?

>>721105506
nobody's paying for it except a little mass of cells
fuck outta here

>>721105600
>Too bad, looks like OP gets to end a life before it ruins someone else's
But he just said he wouldn't end himself.

>>721105641
You're a mass of cells. Guess it doesn't matter if someone kills you either.

>>721098452
>poorfags
>not using condoms or some other type of protection
The baby doesn't deserve have its life taken away all because you're a lazy nigger that couldn't use protection

>>721105861
Kill yourself, its the woman's choice.

It's a bundle of cells with no consciousness or feeling. You're retarded.

>>721105966
Well then i guess he'll just have to grow up in the ghetto in poverty. *shrug* That's Life!

>>721099178
>leg cramped
>exit in a timely manner

Hahaha wtf you retard

>>721106044
You're retarded; a bundle of cells with no consciousness or feeling.

Can't wait til someone decides your life for you. It'd be fitting and karmic.

>>721106081
Well then I guess you should have used protection *shrug* that's called being reatrded!

>>721106125
But i'm sentient you retard. There is a huge difference between me and literally a lump of meat. The fetus won't miss a thing I promise you.

Coat hanger

>>721106145
So you would rather a child grow up starving than to die when it doesn't have any feeling or sentience? You aren't normal if you grow up in that kind of home. There is also a high chance of that child growing up to be a criminal because of growing up in the ghetto.

if u cant aford abortion u shouldn't be fucking unprotected Face it your a teen dad Fgt Get off this bored and come back when u grow up

>>721106222
>But i'm sentient you retard.
Yet cold and emotionless. What a life.

>There is a huge difference between me and literally a lump of meat.
The meat has a chance to improve, meanwhile you'll only become even worse over the course of your miserable ghetto life.

>>721106417
Adoption you faggot.

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>>721098452
Cheapest way with little effort and won't cost anything, not even a coat hanger?


Punch her in the gut, that doesn't work? Punch her again, crowbar, have your friends punch her, gangrape, run over her stomach with a car, push her down stairs, lots of cheap simple ways, just fucking think.

>>721106484
You assume to much. I find your lack of faith disturbing.

>>721106417
Should've wore protection ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>721106512
It;s not that simple, what if nobody wants your kid? all it takes is a few years then BAM too old for most people to adopt.

>>721106539
Well then it's a good thing there are choices right? The mother has either the choice to abort, or give birth. Whether you think she can or not the has the choice.

>>721106531
>I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Same be said for you and your lack of faith in wearing a damn condom.

>>721106586
Nice try buddy, there's plenty of people who can't have children but want them, meanwhile you kill yours because it's too hard to put a latex tube on. Abortion should be made illegal unless the pregnancy will kill the mother or if the child was conceived through rape. Retards like you who use it for "I'm too lazy to use a condom" reasons deserve nothing.

>>721106654
>Well then it's a good thing there are choices right?
Yeah, the kid gets to decide whether he lives or not. Oh wait...

>>721106929
You think someone stupid enough to not wear a condom can raise a fucking child?! Are you stupid?

>>721106929
I'm make sure to ask OP's kid if i can kill him or not, if it ignores me, i'll kill it, if it begs for its life, i won't.

>>721107051
He can put it up for adoption. He just won't because he likes killing his kids whenever he knocks his ghetto wife up

>>721107107
>babies can't beg their life, so I'd kill a baby too

>>721107133
They are even kids at that point, even even living. It's just lifeless tissue at this point. Do you have any clue how complex the adoption process is?

>>721107508
Do you have any idea how easy it is to use a condom?

>>721107508
What the fuck was wrong with me the first half of that reply.

>>721107527
The truth slipped through your callous desire to murder your own flesh and blood.

>>721107562
Jesus you act like i'm gonna go out hunting later today and slit some deer throats in front of their family. I'm not a monster, i'm a realist.

>>721107651
Nah, you're just gonna keep knocking up your ghetto GF and abort it again every time.

>>721107562
If there are no consequences other than "HE COULD HAVE HAD A GOOD LIFE" then i agree with abortion. Hitler could of turned his life around and started helping the jews, too bad he killed himself.

>>721107710
I'm not OP and i would never have sex without the pill, but i still think abortion should be legal. I don't think abortion is some get out of jail free card, i think of it as nipping a mistake in the bud.

>>721098815
>For the baby, my girlfriend, or me?
yes.

>>721107914
kek, a classic

>>721099178
what the fuck did we expect from a spic?

>>721107724
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law

Thanks for playing!

>>721098452
Starve her.

>>721107771
>I don't think abortion is some get out of jail free card, i think of it as nipping a mistake in the bud.
Nah, it's a get out of jail free card. They just want to have unprotected sex without consequence. They literally want to kill their own child because they were too lazy to use a condom.

>>721108103
You do know abortion weighs heavily on the mind right? It's not like "Hey lets go fuck we'll just get an abortion later!". There is real mental trauma with abortions. Human psyche is a fragile thing. They abort because they don't think they can raise a child, or any other reasonable reason.

>>721108103
What if a woman gets impregnated by a rapist? Do you think abortion is ok then?

>>721108103
No one else pretends to have some moral obligation to raise a mistake.
Just face it moralfag, you can't make anyone feel remorse or shame where there's none to be had, and you especially can't make someone raise a child on the grounds that some random fucker online would get mad at him if he didn't.
Fuck outta here, you're opinion became irrelevant the moment OP made the decision to terminate the pregnancy.

>>721108041
This is fucking awesome and i did not know this exists! And i unknowingly supported it!

>>721099199
Well, so you're poor and you fuck her without condom or what?

>>721105506
Shit happens. If they both don't want it what's the fucking problem.

Go preach somewhere else. It's not the 50s

>>721108331
op is kill
he said he was in california and its already 5 am there

Really guys... Large doses of Vitamin C can cause a termination of pregnancy in the first trimester... Look it up.

>>721108417
I'm not op but i'm only still here because these libtards are triggering me.

>>721108464
which opinion do the libs hold on abortions
seriously i dont keep track of this i havent left my home in months

>>721108541
I can't believe i got it fucking backwards. right wings normally don't support it while left wing normally support it.

>>721108672
>>721108541
I got it backwards because i'm fairly right wing but i also support abortions.

>>721099495
Kek, not always true. I had an abortion at 18 years old, cost me about $180.00. I didn't grieve over a bunch of dividing cells.with no consciousness. Best decision of my life. I now have a college degree and a good job. Still with the same man 10 years later. Thank God I didn't do something stupid like having a kid while I was still a kid and dirt poor.

>>721108220
>You do know abortion weighs heavily on the mind right? It's not like "Hey lets go fuck we'll just get an abortion later!". There is real mental trauma with abortions.
The only mental trauma they experience is that panic when they realise they're pregnant and need to find the solution ASAP. "Weighs heavily on their mind", lol. They don't care.

>>721108254
Already said it here: >>721106929

>>721108271
Shut up white-knight. It's never too late for your mother to decide to kill you. Let her do it, respect her choice.

>>721108387
>It's not the 50s
Back to tumblr, "muh current year" man.

>>721108672
It's fine if you get them confused anon, the libs change their opinions faster than Apple users change phones.
Hell, if Trump went out and declared that he supported Planned Parenthood the Left would be screaming for its defunding before the end of the day.

>>721108798
>Thank God I didn't do something stupid like having unprotected sex

>>721108798
FUCKING THIS

>>721108810
>calling others white knights
Forgive my impudence, Oh Defender of Uterine Life!
Seriously, do you even hear yourself?

>>721108845
>thank god I didn't do something stupid like have unprotected sex and raise the accident to punish myself for the rest of my life

>>721108909
Sorry, you walking mass of cells, I forgot life doesn't matter.

>>721108984
>thank god I didn't do something stupid like have unprotected sex

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>>721109094
>coming from the walking mass of cells
Exactly, your life doesn't matter
Now you're getting it!

>>721109094
>thank god I didn't do something stupid like have unprotected sex and raise the accident to punish myself for the rest of my life

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>this one fag arguing for pro-life in a dead thread
oh, this is fun

>>721109217
Take your own advice, weeb. Abort yourself via sepuuku for not being made of Japanese cells

>>721109235
I like how you're retard who had unprotected sex and can't admit it

>>721108798
>she still might go through a grieving process
>she still might
>might
they didn't teach you how to read in college?

>>721109391
>undead poster
Should I kill you to since you technically aren't alive, Mr Skeleton?

>>721109421
>weeb
look at this dumb little nigga, reaching for insults 'n' shiet

>>721108845
Did I forget to.mention I was a stupid child? Unprotected sex was a mistake, yes. But why follow up one mistake with another. This was before Obamacare. Even bringing the pregnancy to term to adopt would have financially crippled us. No. The world is overpopulated the way it is. The adoption system can't seem to about out babies faster than babies are given up, and there are way too many under resourced poverty kids voting for Trump already. I just had my 2nd kid last year. I'm raising kids with the resources it takes to not turn myself and my kids into life long parasites. We'd all be better off with less unwanted kids fucking up society. Your fake moral superiority disgusts me. The welfare of human civilization trumps the welfare of a non sentient mass of human cells. End it before it develops a mind and with it, rights.

>>721099495
>death is good for a kid

>>721099607
If only there was a process that allowed people to adopt a child the parents didn't want. They could call it "Adoption' or something.

>>721109421
I like how you're a retard who had unprotected sex and raised a mistake for 18 years
Unless you're saying you didn't, in which case you have no room to judge people like OP because you've never been in a similar situation.
Trying to act like you have a moral high ground here just lets everyone know how much of a cut you are.

>>721098452
coat hanger or stairs bro.

>>721109434
No one cares.

>>721108810
Whatever you say grandpa

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>>721109477
Do it faggot.

>>721098452
Kek
Getthelube.com

>>721109596
>Did I forget to.mention I was a stupid child?
Yes, but you gave it away with the rest of your post.

>But why follow up one mistake with another.
Why have sex without a condom in the first place, retard. Hopefully you got some STD from that retarded decision.

> I just had my 2nd kid last year.
How long to you abort it?

>Your fake moral superiority disgusts me
As does yours.

>The welfare of human civilization trumps the welfare of a non sentient mass of human cells. End it before it develops a mind and with it, rights.
So you're still applicable to be aborted, great.

>>721098452
Nutmeg (about 3 tablespoons in a pint of water) tell her it's vitamins

Also falcon punch.

>>721109631
I wouldn't have unprotected sex like you, Cletus. Sorry you were so desperate in high school for sex because it mattered more to you than passing classes.

>>721109749
>snaps skeleton neck

>>721109748
What ever you say, SJW

>>721098452
Pay for your own god Damn abortion you liberal scum

>>721109914
I actually believe you've never had sex.

>>721109957
too late, op's in cuckfornia, land of cuckolds and free abortions

>>721109964
No one cares.

>>721109811
>Why have sex without a condom in the first place, retard. Hopefully you got some STD from that retarded decision.
See: Did I forget to.mention I was a stupid child? Your not to bright, are you?
>How long to you abort it?
I'm not poor anymore retard. This kid was planned, the way all kids should be. But hey, young people are stupid. Being stupid and irresponsible comes with youth. The last thing we should be doing is allowing broke ass stupid irresponsible young people raise the next generation of Americans. You know, the ones who have to run the economy when I retire.
>So you're still applicable to be aborted, great.
Har har har. Good one. 8/8 for making me respond to a troll.

>>721109914
Fucking neckbeard activists trying to tell people how to have sex.
I'll abort at least three more babies in honor of you.
Remember, my womb, my choice faggot.
Ain't anything you can do about it. ;)

>>721110073
Clearly you do

>>721110073
I care

>>721109964
I fail to see how this is an argument to not use protection.

>>721110143
You don't have a womb, tranny.

>>721109927
Wow.... never in my life been called that... Made me jump a bit..

If you don't like the option to have abortions done, you should then stop all sex for fun without reproduction and ban the use of condoms, cause all those are virtually the same..

I know it's b8 but ehat the heck

>>721110135
You don't deserve children. They're merely your replacements for dead babbies.

>>721110259
>WAH I don't responsibility WAH the rubber hurts my tiny peepee

>>721110232
Why use protection when we can just get a pill that flushes away the problem, especially of it's free?
Sex without condoms feels infinitely better, not that you'd know.
There's literally no downside

>>721110302
LOL. That is the stupidest thing I read all day.

>>721110232
And you don't have sex, neckbeard-san

>>721110363
The pill is $40.00 where I'm from unless you were raped.

>>721110350
>admitting he has a tiny peepee
wew lad
100/1 odds this guy's never had poontang

>>721110259
>wearing a condom is the same as chopping a living thing with a heartbeat and brain waves into pieces

>same
>thing

>>721110420
>third-world countries

america is great

>>721110376
I bet you were just itching to abort them until the pregnancy advance too far. Even then you probably had the occasion dream of a miscarriage.

Caffeine in large doses will do the trick Anon.

>>721098452
>Or does Planned Parenthood have some sort of program to help ease the cost of a medical abortion for poorfags like us?
not since trump took the presidency

>>721110420
>walk into Planned Parenthood
>"need an abortion"
>take these papers and fill them
>lie and say you're poor on paper
>free abortion
>thanks Obama
I've done it twice now, it's not at all hard.

>>721108830
>Hell, if Trump went out and declared that he supported Planned Parenthood the Left would be screaming for its defunding before the end of the day.

Wrong... everyone (on all sides of the political spectrum) would just be confused.

>>721110520
You'd like to believe that, wouldn't you?

>>721110518
OP has been gone for a while, it just an abortion flame war now.

>>721110573
I just TL;DR'ed it all hahaha. My bad.

>>721110518
What
>>721110573
Said.
Get out while you can.

>>721110363
>Why use protection
Because were not all hillbillies like you.

>Sex without condoms feels infinitely better
>I want to kill my kids because muh peepee doesn't like latex

>There's literally no downside
Except pregnancy. OH wait, you just about every time you fill her with your inbred seed.

>>721098452
Abort yourself instead.

>>721098452
Here is solution for you

1. Have big dick
2. Make the sex with girl into inner vagina
3. Sex make lady bleed many times
4. Seed child leave body, no more seed in lady
5 make sex with lady again, to make the sure no seed left

>>721110675
Thanks for the sound advice anon!

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>>721098452

you fags want to kill your son?

pic rel8

>>721110665
Nah, abortion's only okay when he's not the one about to be killed.

>>721110638
Keep falling back on the hillbilly/inbred insults, I'm sure they'll count as an argument at some point Mr.Whitey.
You just keep projecting like there's no tomorrow

>>721110498
What part of planned pregnancy is confusing to you?

>>721110793
Hey Clem, Barb just came home with the pregnancy test results. Looks like it's time to grab the vaccum again.

>>721110675
This is some solid advice anon

>>721110543
Yeah, not in my state.

>>721110638
Equating a fetus with a kid, how quaint.

>>721110877
Hey, Susan, tell your fatass son to stop watching his cartoons and to go out and find a girlfriend! He's in his 30'S for Christ's sake!

>>721110830
That you were able to without the urge to not take respectability and kill your kids again

>>721111082
>Hey, Susan, tell your fatass son to stop watching his cartoons and to go out and find a girlfriend! He's in his 30'S for Christ's sake!
Keep projecting, lad. Neckbeards like you like abortion since you like having no responsibility in your miserable NEET life.

>>721110946
Justifying killing your child since you're too lazy to use a condom, how quaint.

>>721098452
Get the abortion. The world has enough unwanted children in it without one more there.

My girlfriend had to have one recently. It was unpleasant for her, but was a necessary evil to protect us both from a worse long term outcome.

I really mean this. get it done.

She has to take two pills. One immediately which stops the development of the fetus, then some more after 24h. within 2h of taking the second batch, the miscarriage occurs. She will bleed for about a week-two weeks afterwards, but will be fine.

In some cases, minor surgery is required to evacuate anything that didn't pass, but it's not a big deal and is fast.

Get it done quickly, before it becomes sometihng you can no longer deal with.

>>721111111

OP, like the pretended impregnated gf, wasn't killed before he was born.

Then he thinks they can kill the baby because some random condom actually failed.

>>721111468
Same could be said about you.
Fags like you hate abortion because you think everyone should adhere to the same moral standards you do.
Not everyone can be on mommy and daddy's payroll through life, virgin.

>>721111763
>Fags like you like abortion because you think the condom hurts your peepee

>>721111709
>unwanted children

oh, yeah. you dream of a niggerized society of old farts trying to buy babies from the other side of the world (currently a mostly Jewish trafficking).

Since you weren't aborted, then you think that abortion is right.

>>721110471
>Heartbeat
>Brain

>Chopping a living thing

I'm not the SJW here

>>721111709
>"unwanted"

If you can't bring yourself to love your own baby, you're a god damned monster.

>>721111844
Mate are you retarded? You didn't even address what I said.

If a child is an inconvenience in life, it will not be cared for as well as it needs. If it is not cared for well, it will end up growing up as a nigger and being a fucking menace to society. There's a strong correlation linking abortion legalisation and a downturn in crime 15-25 years later. I fucking wonder why??

When the "fetus" is just a bundle of cells, with no consciousness, then why should it have any more rights than my sperm? They are both just a bunch of cells which have the potential to become a human. They aren't one yet.

I am a conservative and nationalist individual and the one thing which I think you americans have all fucked up is this abortion debate. It's honestly a good thing to have it as an option.

Imagine america without all the unwanted teen pregnancies in black areas growing up into fucking hoodlums. Abort the niglets and think of how much better your country could be.

>>721112026

... wat?

>>721112106

if you don't want children, you shouldn't rely on condoms or other commercial solutions.

virginity is free of charge, but fagets think it's an illness.

it's an undeniable biological rule: " when PIV then probably a Baby starts "

Just man the fuck up and embrace fatherhood. if you where a big enough boy to put it inside her, then you're a big enough boy to take responsibility. if not, don't have sex

>>721111111

>>721112241
>if not, don't have sex
BUT I DON'T WANNA NOT HAVE SEX. I NEED MY CUMMIES IN MY GF NOW!

>>721112144
>If a child is an inconvenience in life
"then kill him/her".

Oy, Vey!

I forgot that we only ever have sex in order to conceive children and never for any other reason. I've been having sex wrong for the longest time. Thanks for clearing this up anon. May Allahs blessings follow you for all of your days.

>>721112144
>When the "fetus" is just a bundle of cells

fake and gay.

The fetus is already alive. You're killing a baby who just happens to be quite young.

> Abort the niglets

Just send back niggers to Africa.

>>721112588
>I've been having sex wrong for the longest time.
Well yeah

>>721112363
i've actually heard a guy say something similar as an actual argument for abortion, at my work:

"it's my human right to fuck my gf without having to worry about knocking her up, but thanks to those righteous pricks in the pro-life movement, i can't take precautions to protect me from becoming a father against my will"

A blastocyst can be frozen for several months and still develop into a healthy adult, but an infant can't. Why is this anon if a blastocyst and an infant are the same thing?

>>721112729

>"my will"
alternate name for BENIS

>"fuck without knock"
oxymoron, like "eat without eat"

>"pro-life movement"
translates as: I prefer pro-death, but I don't want to die, I only want my babies to be killed.

>>721112852
same guy actually argued that without immigration from muslim countries, there would be no pizza in europe

>>721112832

it's like saying that a freshly built car cannot run on the highways like an older car, because noone didn't yet turn on the engine.

but a turned off engine doesn't make a car a different thing.

if you kept understanding that analogy (I doubt), you may also understand that your method implies that any non-natural thing (like medications, surgery, glasses, cooked food...) shouldn't be anymore available.

>>721113101

that guy is fake and gay because pizza was invented in Naples, Italy.

surely there would be no kebab.

Lool

>>721098815
>I'm a Spic, but I don't want to contribute to the stereotype
I fucking knew it, and you guys should've known it too, how fucking retarded are you, giving advice to a spic???

Your analogy should've been aborted because it's terrible. You can't freeze an infant once it's viable outside the womb, but you can freeze the sex cells that develop into an infant. Infants die if frozen. Ponder this for a while and get back to me with a viable analogy.

>tfw Canadian planned parenthoods give it for free, only the medication is paid for and that's $70

>>721114586

that's what we call Western Values:

- killing own babies
- enforcing faggotry everywhere