evening /b/ well, that was a fun party.. what's everybody

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made this mask for the couples party last week, I had promised to take pics but.. well, it was what I like to call a 'functioning busto'

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not havin' it tonite, mm?

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BORED BIG BEER BUMP!

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What's up nickelbro? I'm taking a break from the sauce since I suspect it's destroying my liver but it's nice to see you all the same.

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Hey Fatman, everytime I see your face I think of this picture.

Have you done LSD yet?

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>>721088083
heh, that's irritatingly true, but the breaks we take are what make us appreciate inebriation! I am trying to download the first ninja turtle movie off a site, I need that flick

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>>721088176
Fuck off hater

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>>721088176
its the masks that make the cringe ooze out.
>>721088226
Not yet, that's a year or so out, but the people will know when I do.. I'll presumably grow wings made of progressive rock music and fight a giant crab with my probation officer's face.

ay bro im in!
off pbr, 9 in

>>721087143
hEEEEEEEY! Drankin some spiced rum and coke. zero it's delicious and lo calorie

>>721088268
Only thing that's irritating is I really want to drink right now but the pain in my side urges against it.

First TMNT is best TMNT. I'm sure it's on TPB

>>721088540
not op, how many drinks brother

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>>721088491
I saw on a video the other day that PBR comes in glass 40s in some places! I miss 211 in glass, plastic makes it even harder to keep down
>>721088540
heyo! I think I remember ya, diet rum~

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>>721087143
Is it safe to meet guys to fuck you?

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You Captain Morgan bros should try this stuff if you get the chance.

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>>721088552
shit, now I feel like even more of a shit-heel.
and yeah, that first one was my VHS fave on fridays, mom and dad would work so I'd get little caesar's when I got home, then I'd get to stay up late watching dad's laserdiscs~
>>721088750
if it's what you're looking for, I guess.
>>721088774
hot damn, looks like a fiery customer

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>>721087143
Ever give head in a school hallway?

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oh shit, oh hell, I gotta hear it now
MUSIC TIME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyZcylgmDQ0

BOSSA NOVA~!

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>>721087143
Cheers mate for your great threads!

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>>721087143

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You look like you own a really shitty vintage pawn shop that barely stays afloat

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>>721088977
Don't feel like a shitheel, it's my own fault, not yours. Just be careful bro.

Imagine Capt Morgan but whiskey instead of rum. Also it's cheaper, at least here in FL

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>>721089143
No, but I have tried that position with the missus when we were both like "let's just be exhibitionists for once!" reddest my face has ever been, but jesus.. what a thrill
>>721089252
thanks buddy~

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>>721088083
pathetic self bumps

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>>721089395
He probably sells useless knick knacks and is going out of bidness

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just some stoli
good shit and doesn't cost an army a leg

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>>721089266
The endless bourbon! I knew it existed.
>>721089395
pfh, if only! I'd rather own a gun store.
>>721089400
super cool, what kinda price does it run ya?

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>>721089466
Faggot

>>721089449


sir i don't mean to be rude but u r fat

>>721089606
I paid 9.99 for a fifth

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>>721089606
With that hat? You should be legally barred from owning any arms

>>721089675
This guy is on to something, methinks

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>>721089466
all but that last one!
>>721089527
is there really a knick-knack market these days? Seriously, shelving units is the new gold, bro
>>721089571
Prost, bro!

>>721088712
They barely have 40's around here so it can be worse than plastic brother!
I got cans of pbr only 40 was miller where I went

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Arrogant Bastard ale. Bought it on a whim. Tasted like shit, shoved it up a my drunk gfs ass.

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Gun store he says

>>721089850
....moar?

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>>721089829
Don't call me your bro shitlord

>>721089850
Jesus anon

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>>721088176
This is /b/ where everyone is fat. Take your faggottry back to /fit/ or /fa/

>>721089850
Off by by one faggot
>nice ass tho

>>721089850
bro...... i think that may actually be in her asshole.

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>>721089675
truth!
>>721089732
hot damn! we got mccormicks here, its gin is the same price and amount.
it's like lemon-scented isopropyl, but mixes well enough.
>>721089796
Aw c'mon, I don't wear it everywhere. Whatcha favorite arm? My friend owns a CX Storm .45 carbine, a very nice little number. Also has the same .45-70 lever-action used in Jurassic World

>>721088458
You done time?

>>721089850
Waste of a decent beer. Also that's a silicone toy you girlfriendless faggot.

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>>721090113
WRONG

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>>721090113
I don't like the cut of your jib boyo, are you jewish by chance?

>>721089850
That's totally a real woman and not a sex toy. Fuckin' kek.

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>>721089841
poor bastards! A 40 is a doom bullet from the beer devils, should be used as such.
>>721089850
Stonebrew makes some of the best suds around, whatcha mean?
>>721089975
Don't call me your shitlord, guy.
>>721090194
not really, I was in juvie for six months after I got in a real bad fight and kinda went after the SR officer too, it.. was not good, plus the cop really shut my ass down.

more music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL_pBJN_O3M

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>>721090076
Samefag

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Fuck

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>>721090266
WHAT THE SHIT!! be seein' that in my nightmares..
>>721090301
texican, friendo. And a severely lapsed Catholic too.

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drink this faggot

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>>721090410
Try again faggot

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I had this for dinner with some sushi.

>>721090601
Are you helping to build the wall?

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>>721090763
you're a faggot fuck off

>>721090601
stick the camera in your mouth along with a light source

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Larry koopa ruler of level 1 "grass land"

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>>721090601
this man is an imposter.
I am the real faggot king

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Morton jr. Koopa ruler of "Desert land"

>>721090601
Ahh a fellow texican, What do you think of trump by chance? Personally I think he was better than shillary, but I wouldn't mind if some el chapo minion took a shot at him, give us excuse to bomb the shit out of the cartel fags and maybe give mexico a chance to rebuild.

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Wendy O. Koopa ruler of "water land" level 3

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>>721090697
GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY!
>>721090763
Ooh, looks extra fancy. I have no idea which sake it is, but when I have hot sake, it just clouds my brain BIG-TIME.. fhwoooo, good stuff, LOVE eel sushi.
>>721090839
No, but my grand-uncle was in a mariachi band that snuck out of a gig and into america, but they were US citizens, just got hammered, got bored of the venue and were like, let's just walk back to Harlingen, fuck the bus.

..then, the next morning, they got nabbed for vagrancy and had to go back and get their goddamn bus AND answer to the venue.

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>>721087143
my favorite bourbon at the moment

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Iggy koopa ruler of "giant land"

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>>721090908
you're fat and probably have trouble wiping your ass.

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Roy koopa ruler of "sky land"

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Lemmy koopa ruler of "ice land"

>>721091184
I've had sake before, yeah you're right about the buzz. it's good stuff.

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Ludwig von koopa ruler of "pipe land"

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>>721091290
you are half correct gay boy

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King koopa ruler of "dark land"

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>>721090917
I can't, it's in my laptop, I'd have to eat the thing.
>>721091085
to be perfectly candid, I don't follow politics, but neither made a great case for running the show from everyone I heard things from. And yeah, I feel like mexico is the real one in need of help, they can't keep up the fight against Chapo and his army of putos, running wild like a bunch of punks

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eat some cock

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>>721091425
you're also a homo

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>>721091583
come here and wipe it

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>>721091201
movin' on up, eh~?
>>721091419
never harsh either, just kinda oddly sour and smooooth.

speaking of smooth..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY

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TIME FOR ROUND 2! ough..

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>>721091489
Nickel my nigger I think you need to pay your respects for having been visted by the koopa kids and bowser.

>>721091718
Speaking of smooth tunes , ever hear of rata blanca new friend? Spanish argintenian metal band from the 80s
This particular is very nice to get buzzed on
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8cxrjm1BWdQ
>picks up at 1:40
Some of my favorites are anarquía, bajo control and Madame x.

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>>721092163
y'know what, I am! because those cousins were up against a grown-ass man with a history of beating the tar out of their fellow citizens! and I never felt like more of a man (except for the 263 times after that, as I grew up) than when I made it to Bowser and took him on in that dark, brick room.
Thanks, Bowser.. and I saw that phone background in the Switch commercial, we all know what's going on~

>>721092396
Nice, do you like Mago de Oz? some of their songs are really good.

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>>721092472
Thank you sir

>>721091524
Yeah, we say this every year but 2016 might've been the worst election year to date, between a shill , a socialist kike and an oompa loompa it's no reason why people checked out.

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>>721092396
Dear sweet jesus.. that's fuckin' awesome! Metal is my blood and bones, but this is fuckin' la raza.. half, anyways! holy shit, I gotta show this to my dad, he's gonna flip~ thanks buddy!

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>>721092551
Yeah, I discovered them a few years ago when I downloaded an obscure metal app.

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My long-time friend I've known since kindergarten is schizophrenic. It's like he's totally gone. Doesn't look like he's there, looks dead and spaced out .

i just drank 3 days striaght and now i'm sober tonight and deeply regretting it. fuck my liver. it will receive wrathful vengeance tomorrow

Russian backwards r is pronounced like ya

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>>721092551
shit, I gotta write these names down! hot damn.. it'll lead me to even more~
Best I had so far was the Gipsy King's cover of Hotel California
>>721092670
absolutely, Koopas deserve fair attention as well.
Plus, people keep saying Bowser's got all those kids- them're cousins! He does have a son, though
>>721092673
I love my country, and I try to be an upstanding citizen. But, goddammit, it's gotten THIS bad?

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>>721092896
saved, amigo!
>>721092920
Pee on him weeping and drooling ketchup on the floor, SOMEONE'LL react.
>>721093017
brawl well with it, but don't kill it.
>>721093135
ooh, ya?

Nigger nickel serious question should I sell off my collection of over 1500 retro video games (nes/famicom, master system, Genesis, sens, game boy, gba) and just get a retro pie?

Russian i-o is like yu

Russian 3 is like e in get

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>>721093389
I'm kinda the wrong person to ask, I believe in keeping things simple and truncated. If it has sentimental value, by all means, hang onto it and keep them well. But if the money is needed more, cash it in.

>>721093566
Hey man, nice to see you on /b/ again. Hope you're having a good one.

Russian bl is like i in ill

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>>721093138
The koopa kids were once considered his kids but they have since changed that from the story. Proof pull from the smb3 manual

Russian tipped over E is like sh in shit

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Not sure if your into app shit but if your go to the Google store and just search "music metal" you'll find the one I use at the top, I say this because some of ratas stuff can be hard to track,plus they've got like a dozen albums so downloading them all is pain in the ass either way.

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>>721093643
I am! got some good talking in tonite, how'bout ya?
>>721093660
oho, gone official on me, eh?
Seriously, fuck Mario already, gimme Wario any day of the week! Jacked arms, sense of style, kickass mustache, entrepreneur and treasure hunter with a sweet pink caddy?

Have you ever participated in a 4chan raid? Do you ever post regularly on 4chan or just in your own thread. When you go to jerk it what's your go to type of porn?

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>>721093996
ohh jesus, I think I got onto that Habbo raid way back in the day, but I just felt like a titanic jackass and bowed out, I've never been much of a follower. I do the threads when I get drunk and feel like it'll grow without my help.. as to porn, I like amateur, kinda nice to see fucking without a script

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I just don't really care about black or Hispanic people. Not that I wish them any ill will just don't care what happens to them or am I willing to go out of my way for them. I just really really hate the "thug, gangsta, ghetto, hood" mentality and unfortunately the majority that falls in that category is black and Hispanic.

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>>721094417
Forgot to add do you think I'm wrong for thinking this way?

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>>721094417
we're all just largely finite piles of bone, meat and blood that the universe couldn't be buggered to care for.
Least we should do is care about each other, but not in a way that's annoying or self-important.

Hell, I think a toast is in order!
CHEERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7q-qf3VSQ

>>721094417
So essentially there just people. You hate uneducated faggots. Nothing wrong with that.

sup, tophat. ive told all you cheap alcoholics in here the same thing multiple times. Take the cheapest vodka that you can find and run it through a brita water filter 2 or 3 times and it becomes fucking Grey Goose. The main difference in cheap vodka vs expensive vodka is the number of times it has been filtered. so buy your own godamn filter and turn 8 buck vodka into 50 dollar vodka. you dont need to thank me

Well im out , phone is at 2 percent and I have a job interview in the morning. Enjoy your new bands nickel.

>>721094864
good luck tomorrow,/b/ro

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>>721094654
the theory holds water, but it's gotta be done perfectly. Again, pretty much EVERYTHING we've come up with is human extrapolation, I think actual truths are 99.9% real at best, it makes me feel like it's not right.. maybe I'm a shitty intellectual, I'unno!
>>721094842
Oh dude! dude, I used out Brita jug to do that with my Nikolai last month, you were right~! saved 20 bucks at a party

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>>721094842
Have you honestly tried this?

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>>721094864
most excellent of you, friend. Get some rest and good luck at the interview!

>>721095003
many times.

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How do you feel about bob's burgers I thought it was kind of lame at first but it really grew on me now I really enjoy it.

>>721095192
Does the taste change?

>>721095276
yes. it gets closer to flavorless like vodka should be and it cuts the hangover by at least 75%

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>>721095242
I love Jon Benjamin, man's made a career outta ONE voice.. and I'm not gonna lie, ain't watched a second of the show. But I had all of last year to do that with Bojack Horseman and .. well damn, that turned out to have some real heart in it. That's all I want out of adult cartoons, besides an occasional character I can find terrific 34 art of.
If the show's got it. I'm in~ just gotta find time to watch it, been so busy these days

Have you ever seen the anime elfin lead? What do you do for a living? I'm also bald do you just rock the horseshoe/hairy toilet seat or do you wear a hat at your job. I can't wear a hat but I straight razor my head. Also let my a pic without that Derby.

>>721095746
hairy toilet. kek. im an oldfag and have never heard that. Thanks for adding to my vocabulary, /b/rutha

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>>721087143
Your moms dirty ass pussy juice you gigantic faggot!

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>>721095746
I got a problem with anime that's just fuckin' horrifically violent for more or less no reason, so I haven't seen it yet. And oh no, me too, but I don't need a hat to leave the house, I'm about to buzz it again though, just waiting for it to get less cold outside.
And I'll show ya when I get clipped later, trust me.

I'm dating a chick with dogs and I fucking hate dogs. I love cats though! Anyway she lives in a apartment and she has two. She never takes them out just lets them piss and shit on pads. Also they always sleep in the bed and there is just not enough room for me her and two dogs. And she feeds them people food like crazy when ever we eat they beg like crazy it's so annoying.

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Where r u ...wanna fuck?

>>721096013
Dude there is a huge very dramatic sorry behind it. It's not pure violence.

>>721096069
Is that fat whores name sandy?

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>>721095967
argh.. I know..
>>721096012
IMPOSTER!
>>721096038
is it worth it, though? Sacrifices need to be made.
>>721096203
hmmm... we'll see

moved to the living room, it's freezing in my bedroom

I need some advice I'm in a situation. I'm dating this girl and she wants me to pee in her face I wanna make her happy but...

Have or would you ever fuck a tranny?

>>721096410
my advice is to eat a lot of asparagus and watch those requests stop

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>>721096410
Peeing on her is weird, or do you feel like she's all too much to dedicate to at once?
>>721096485
No.

Do you prefer fat or skinny chicks? Why do you wear that shirt so often?

When you see a shit stain on a toilet bowl do you try to blast it with piss to get rid of it? What is your favorite game show?

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>>721096718
It's really down to personality, I don't want a girl that's like, into TV shows and pop music. The missus has such things in her life, but I'm learning the balance.. besides, I love her~
and I wear this as a bed-time shirt, it's just always around

>>721096803
wheel of skidmarks, clearly. when i can nail shit smudges on the bowl i feel like chris kyle

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>>721096803
we got a bathroom scrubber, it's never a problem~
>>721096917
EW

>>721096879
So is she fat? Be honest! Also do you consider yourself a neckbeard you look like the poster kid for it.

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>>721097267
I got stubble, but I ain't no neckbeard. And yeah, my girlfriend's chubby, but not the kind that leads into worse shapes, she's.. comfortably able.
Also, fuck you~

MORE TUNES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gkhtYE7ijU

SUP NICKEL, you fucking faggot, still drinking steely?

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>>721087143
Who let the dogs out?

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>>721097429
Am I? IS TSUGARU THE BEST HEAVY SONG I EVER DID BACK IN MIDDLE SCHOOL??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YziVJ71yRik

..fuck the Apple Mix though, it slaughtered me every time.

hows working at the hospital near dallas treating you? or did they fire your ass

Nickel the nigger I've a challenge for you see how long you can hand from a tree with a noose around your neck.

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>>721097553
im right there with you, its my go to beer

joining in a bit late - its 3 AM here... Im on my last few beers before passing out...whats up nigger?

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I've been trying to respond for 20 minutes now, am I transmitting??

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>>721097563
The hours suck since we buried ourselves in new hires from Baylor South, so I work in a cigar club during the weekend.
>>721097617
almost 31 years going strong!
>>721097719
CHEERS, b'wuuuuddy~
>>721097932
NOT MUCH, THE SITE WOULDN'T WORK FOR A SEC

>>721098231
I c u like rap music, why?

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>>721098308
I love all kinds of music, really..
shit, CHECK THIS OUT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MXRNf4FOsw

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hot change, we got pretty late, mm?

nickel are you a patriot

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>>721098784
I dare does all that would become a citizen, a patriot is party to an agenda.

>>721098921
dude seriously? your country does so much for you, you should love it, love can be unconditional and unbiased

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>>721099008
I love my country, but I would do more to fix it than defend it, at the best of times. When I think modern patriots, I think what is instrumental to war.. could be my misinformed, pickled brain though, I don't follow politics or anything.

>>721099160
fair enough and to each his own i suppose, how do you feel about out president?

>>721099259
our**

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>>721099259
didn't follow the campaigns of either of 'em, but it felt like there was a lack of professionalism in it, like it was a goddamn WWF match.
we're talking about the person in charge of one of the biggest clouts on this planet, why is this being treated like a got-damn circus??

frankly, I think he's gonna get killed, but in an instrumental way.

>>721099373
thank you for always being honest nickel, you have become a large part of /b/ and many people know you, is it weird being a semi meme?

the day trump gets killed is the day i grab my gun and start blowing away any liberal i see celebrating, his death would only foster further much more destructive division in this country

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>>721099486
it's whatever people want to make of it, I'm just here to get drunk, chat with folks and post music.

speakin' of~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ZMXHSD5QYx

drinking some Kaminabend german tea

>>721099673
oooooooooooooooooooo the terminator theme, very classy

>>721099701
sexy

check dis https://youtu.be/0yw6hi2C8TQ

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>>721099701
Appealing kind of tea? light, dark, sweet, smooth?
>>721099739
perhaps, when my country calls on me, my eye, too, will glow red behind my sunglasses, hungry for vengeance.

>>721099936
regardless booze helps =P

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>>721099844
not gonna lie, that was kinda forgettable. Gimme another one, let's see the cut of it's jib!
>>721099982
naturally~

>>721099936
pretty sweet, has a orange, cinnamon and marzipan flavor. Look for it at World Market around christmas

>>721100123
https://youtu.be/xJn5yQwI17s?list=RD0yw6hi2C8TQ

>>721087143
cringe thread? fat hate thread? nice!

kys.

>>721100243
https://youtu.be/zN2boeuteyU?list=RD0yw6hi2C8TQ

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>>721100193
oh hell, I just missed it! har, I got something to do in 11 months~
>>721100243
argh, strike two! that girl WISHES she was Yolandi from Die Antwoord.. keep trying, friend!

>>721100528
lmao that is her before die antwoord was formed.......................

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>>721100915
welp, guess everyone starts somewhere!
but that song sucks, the zef shit she got into later is way cooler.
There's no excusing Chappie though, that movie sucked wet toast with both lungs..

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might be time to get EVIL, boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbW9JqM7vho

holy shit, you are the worst attention whore i've ever seen on this site.
all you do is post your own face over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
LOOK AT ME!
LOOK AT ME!
LOOK AT ME!

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>>721101466
how would any thread get responded to if that wasn't the case?

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YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL WHISKIES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8I41MALGps

Why do all these types have the same boring, faux-intellectual, narcissistic personalities? I swear I've met like 8 versions of this loser

Don't reply to me op you fuck I'm not interested in what you have to say

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I'm starting to think we need more funky, sexy electricity!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg

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Perhaps, we need a brief glance back from where we've come from.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdQ1E3t3Qq0

I'm actually going to save your life

Shave
Stop wearing those glasses
No hat
Lose weight

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>>721102256
Christ, you're boring!

>>721102356
And you think those things make you interesting, exactly

How the fuck is this thread still alive after 4 hours

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>>721102506
>>721102405
Curious thing, isn't it~?

>>721102506
because lardass keeps spamming his own face to keep it from falling off. the fact that he has nothing better to do than sit here and avatarfag for hours at a time tells you everything you need to know about him.

the thread isn't "alive" it's just one loser samefagging with occasional comments here or there.

>>721102578
The I have 100 thousand gold on WoW face

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>>721102740
So, what are you doing on /b/ at such a late hour, making a big difference? pffsh, this guy..

You look like a child molestor.

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>>721103030
There's one little girl that's my friend's neighbor I wouldn't mind diddling, but that's neither here nor there

>>721102841
I'm sitting on the toilet, about to get in the shower and get ready to go to work.
I just woke up.
Not everyone sits here for hours like you do. Most don't in fact, and literally no one else does what you do because everyone *but* you can see how pathetic this idea is.

Not that you care. As long as I'm giving you any attention at all you're happy, right?

>>721103114
Mods