CONT If you had a time machine, who would you go back and fuck?

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i can post my freeway reese now

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>>721076732

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Dolly would?

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>>721077152
Best cameltoe ever filmed

>>721077547
you could drive a truck through there

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Dr. Quinn wasn't bad

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>>721078157
One more cuz she was so stunning.

>>721077723
I always make it a point to cross Wither's Poon Pass when I'm on a vacation trip.

>>721076732
are you watching you've got mail on we

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well fug, theres a freeway 2?
will i be disappointed?

Marilyn Chambers

In the butt.

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bonnie

>>721076732
Nicole Kidman back in the 80s and early 90s. Susan Sarandon in the 70s. Raquel Welch in the 60s.

>>721076732
Not a bad choice, OP. I fucking hate seeing women like Meg Ryan, Nicole Kidman, or Susan Sarandon become bizzare melted wax figure paradies of their former glory by mutilating themselves with plastic surgeries. While I have no doubt, one day we will be able to make people look how they want with plastic surgeries, the end results are usually ghoulish, even if done by top tier surgeons (and if not being done by top tier, top dollar, surgeons; the results range from meh to horrific). These Hollywood women just need to realize they're getting older, and as you do, you will lose your looks.... it may be a bitter pill to swallow but no one is as attractive at 50 as they were at 20. But they can at least be a solid GILF by letting themselves age gracefully without getting their eyebrows stapled to the back of their head.

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Jonbenet Ramsey

>>721078735
Also 70s/80s Elivira.... forgot that one

>>721078804

>>721074765

>>721078483
cable is for suckers.

>>721078501
It's darker and much weirder. You'll dig it if you don't expect the first one. It's definitely a movie /b/ would get behind. Almost like 4chan humor before 4chan. Also, Natasha Lyonne is awesome.

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>>721076732
Grace Kelly, the most beautiful woman to ever live.

Still Big Sean

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>>721078501
Natasha Lyonne was hotter in Slums of Beverly Hills, damn she has a sexy voice.

Speaking of Slums of Beverly Hills that reminds me of another I'd risk frying my crononeurons out over

>>721078971
she's the only reason i watch OITNB (apart from random tits)
downloading it now

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Drugs. Don't do them.

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Elizabeth Hurley- Austin Powers edition, glasses included...would settle for Bedazzled edition

>>721079240
Nigger lover checked

>>721079141
pretty yes but she's be bad in bed, too proper. I bet she wouldn't even let you shit on her chest.

but... but why are you all going back ? I'd just go to future and fuck someone there

>>721079177
Only a drunk pilot could land on that strip

>>721079265
I fapped to her in Bedazzled so many times. Catholic school outfit was hot

>>721079360
I'd imagine she was much better in bed before marrying royalty.

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>>721079204
You'll dig, I think. Subtitle is "Confessions of a Trickbaby". Plus it has lines like, "blech... reminds me of the first time I blew my dad."

more I think about it, the more I think it should be required viewing for /b/tards.

>>721076732
Hitlers mum obviously!!

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>>721076732

>>721079177
Good choice. I think I find her hotter now. She aged really well.

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Even though she was a nigger lover.

>>721079436
When I found her topless on a boat with an ice cube scene from some random movie, I didn't leave my room for a month

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Belinda Carlisle (1982)

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>>721079408

> Pilot reporting in!

>>721079780

Agreed, don't even need a time machine. But it'd make a great movie plot.

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>>721079177
>that vibrator scene in slums

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would you have sucked her dick?

>>721076732
>CONT
>If you had a time machine, who would you go back and fuck? thread
>Finder's Keepers Edition.
>She's all mine

Cleopatra

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>>721080082
S&M babs is all mine. don't be jealous faggits

>>721080186
yup

>>721077455
To be quite honest I'd rather fuck older Dolly.

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mid 90's heigl.

i really hope she does a nude or topless scene before she becomes a writeoff

>>721080160
Take her back and have a 3some with old/young marissa tomei. I think we're on to something here.

>>721080082

At least her being crosseyed draws attention away from her large nose.

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>>721076732
Jesus' mum.

>>721079782
Jane Goodall was remarkably hot back in the 70s and before. It's almost tragic how women lose every vestige of their good looks as they age. While I'll acknowledge she doesn't look like a rotten corpse like most 80 year old women, she has aged far more gracefully than most, she's still just another old woman.

Conversely, men (assuming they take care of their bodies and live right), retain most of their attractiveness and even become *more* attractive to most women as they age.... prior to the decrepit years of the 70s and 80s of course (yet you'll still have all kinds of young women say Sean Connery, Pacino, and Harrison Ford are still hot despite being 70/80ish).

>>721079265
I was just about to post this beauty
Great taste

>>721080163
don't do drugs kids

>>721079331
>20XX
>not even a mega man game

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>>721080316
That's fucking genius!

>>721080356
beauty has a short shelf life & most women waste it.

>>721080366
MTM was a fucking goddess back in the 60s. On top of being incredibly sexy she just exudes the wholesome wifey vibe.

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>>721080615
why are posting fakes?

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Holy fuck I'm getting old

If I'm being really honest I'd take Leon Portman over any other Portman.

>>721080302
Did you see the film she was in as a teen, where she wore swimsuit bottoms that revealed her shapely white cheeks?

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This cutie pie

>>721080851
of course. i have it in 1080p.
my father the hero

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>>721077429
sister was hotter

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someone had to eventually

>>721078247
Who?

>>721080982
WTF is that garish monstrosity?

>>721080972
i remember thinking back to this movie when thora birch unleashed those puppies in american beauty

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>>721081081
That's young Winona Ryder.

>>721080961
meh i always preferred maryam, but i'd fucking cock 'em both till i passed out from exhaustion.

>>721080703
The Wrestler made me realize how much I wanted her.

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>>721076732

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEL-UFgBwhA

as far as OPs question, i would have answered christina applegate in 1992, but she's always had an insectoid eastern european thing going on; i found a rip of "king cobra" and um, two shots of her as a 7 yr old didn't turn me on--i thought she'd be older, almost hebephile material--but if you saw her at that age, she was even creepier and alien looking and it only sort of got better in her teens. maybe i'd fuck her IF she was the psycho nympho she played in the mental hospital in "21 jump street". otherwise, this.

>>721081111
get!

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it was good only for like 5 minutes but damn it was a good five minutes

>>721081128
I don't care how wholesome Dolly Parton has been presented over the years this is my fetish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_mUFjD0HyU

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Natalie in her prime.

>>721080982
MORE! Please

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You got to admit, Carrie Fisher was really good looking back in the day. I've definately came a bunch of times to her, so why not the next best thing?

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>>721081648

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>>721081599

>>721081636
There was a scene that was deleted where she tried to get Leon to fuck her. He really should've fucked her

>>721081473
She was especially fetching here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIC_4fiKOck

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Dr. Jones had good taste

>>721081936
God I want to fuck that tight pussy.

>>721081983
the version i saw had that scene. might be a driectors cut or something

>>721081983
The Director's Cut didn't leave you wondering what their relationship was

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>>721082052

>>721082125
Sadly even in the directors cut they didn't fuck and only she was the one that kept pushing for.

>>721082052
Yup.... but Elsa was so much hotter. Gimme the blonde nazi woman over Marion any day of the week.

>>721080972
is that Wednesday?

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>>721082052
Marion is my favorite

>>721082288
just goes to show how professional he was

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The amount and force with which I would fuck her in her hayday would break her. I would leave her a heaping, concluding, orgasming, cum-covered mess on a daily basis.

>>721082449
lol

>>721081543
Very, incredibly true...her "music video" made me Bonner every day on trl or whatever shit show mtg would show it on

>>721080956
Same. Would have helped with the whole repressed sexuality thing.

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>>721082442

what's my obsession with her?

>>721082648
I doubt Hitler had any type of repressed sexuality. Though many like to conjecture that there was some type of sexual dysfuntion, it's only conjecture at best.

Eva Braun's sister, after the war, would say that Hitler only had one ball and had some sexual difficulties.... but you need to also realize no one ever would have given 2 shits about her if she didn't have some type of dirt on Hitler (also it's a good way of showing the new American/Russian powers that she wasn't a fan)....

Truth of the matter is that Hitler was banging Eva at least since the early 30s, though the public never really knew about her. Hitler claimed that being "married to Germany" officially made him get a lot of enthusiastic female support that he never would have had if he didn't seem like Germany's most eligible bachelor.

>>721076732
Joan of Arc.

>>721081983
You mean the entire movie?

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Mia Sara in Ferris Buellers Day Off

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She was actually hot before she became the plastic-titted cartoon everyone drooled over in Baywatch.

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>pre nosejob
>pre titjob

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>>721076732
Heather. Would still fuck her....and her daughter too.

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jaime pressly

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Blondie

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I'd have her moaning in her obnoxious twang.

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>>721076732
around 1990

>>721077152
the most awesome scene "do you believe in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, Bob? Pray with me Bob" and then she shoots him.

>>721085022
Hell yes

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>>721085022
Good one!

>>721079360
you really don't realize how decadent and depraved royalty is, do you?

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>>721081128

>>721081128
=/=
>>721085839

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>>721076732

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>>721077152
Awesome flic.

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>>721085764

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are you faggots kidding me? what, so you're all fucking virgin scum?

get classy niggers.

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>>721076732
Young(er) Dana.

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>>721085764
Thanks!

>>721086351
>ara gallant

Found the Jew.

>>721086783
found the kissless virgin

>>721079782

TOPKEK

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>>721086351

>>721086885
Found the butthurt faggot?

>>721085022
Debbie Harry is amazing

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>>721076732

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sit on my face, audrey

>>721085427

>*WOOS*
>*CHEERS*
>*CLAPS*

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>>721085022
>>721085568
>>721085764
>>721087147
Debbie == Wendy O. Williams Lite

>>721087920
I'll give you that.

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>>721079360
You kidding nigga?

Grace Kelly was well known as a nympho - and in Hollywood that is saying something.

Her depravity is what attracted the Royal Cock.

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>>721076732
I'd still fuck Lita Ford each and everyday for the rest of my life.

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>>721087465
noice

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>>721084722
hnnnngg

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Zelda Boden. Circus performer.

You know she was a kinky slut.

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>>721076732
Estelle Getty

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Jennifer 1988

>>721076732
Blondie, too lazy to get a pick

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i wanna go OG

doesn't matter who, just as long as it's when she was 10

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>>721089868
Your wish is granted.

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This stunner. She was out of this world. Vanity.

>>721089994

> she

> implying

>>721089613
>Mismatched tits
>Looks like her dad too much
>was bashing crazy before brad, probs during and after too
>I was once 12 too, anon, before I saw the light

>>721090973
still hot bro

>>721090355
Is that fucking LaToya Jackson?

>>721090973
Batshit crazy...my bad, I'm batshit drunk

>>721089613
>>721090723
Those tits are gone son!

>>721076732

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>>721090355
Too bad Prince had her killed before he died.

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>>721076732
I'd like to dip into Morgan's organ.

>>721080624
yeah

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>>721076732

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Yuss, so tight

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>>721077152
>>721077547
great movie

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Bettie Page... Oh La La!