Why aren't you a registered nurse? >Never be unemployed. >Great pay. >At school, surrounded by intelligent women. >At work, surrounded by intelligent women. >Never work in hot weather >Never work in cold weather. >Leave work everyday knowing you've made the world a better place.
>>721067357 Because I'm a biochemist and don't have to work your shit tier hours or have the stress of your job. Also at no point to I have to deal with anyone else's poop or body fluids through out the day, so thats sweet
Well, if you feel like that you must be pretty fucking stupid to begin with.
Also >Never work in hot weather >Never work in cold weather. >Leave work everyday knowing you've made the world a better place The weather thing is bullshit depending where you are at and I don't know how you make a better world by avoiding natural selection to make it's work.
Seriously, if you somehow manage to magically make a 8oz hammer to break all your ribs while working at floor level you deserve the suffering.
I'm in my last year of PA school and I can assure you nursing is a cesspool of normie mentality. It's a bunch of skirt who convinced themselves they were geniuses after they got a B in A&P 1. Also they have the strongest union in healthcare and have negotiated themselves into director roles that they are point blank not educated enough to hold. The entire career is the biproduct of catty, pseudoempowered female mentality. Just saw a promoted tweet for a "stop bullying in nursing" seminar. For what it's worth, both my parents are RN's. Both are pretty intelligent and very good at their jobs. Both of them think their coworkers are retarded.
>>721067357 I worked in a hospital for two years. It was fucking awful.
Half the patients smelled, blacks were insanely rude and turned me into an incurable racist, and being one of the maybe five guys who - in pairs - could move hamplanets around and was asked to do it all the time was hell on my will to live.
>>721069494 I'm actually in NY now. I haven't seen that, but they are very quick to call a lab undrawable and call an IV team that takes 3 hours to get there if they miss on their first stick. They also make life hell for midlevels so I guess I'm biased. Follow this.
>My surgical preceptor at the VA, 10 year PA >Runs his own derm clinic doing minor excisions >operates alone under local >Attending is one room over >completely within scope of practice >HEAD of Infectious disease is an RN >Makes rounds to check on protocols >Walks into OR >Freaks out on my preceptor >Says he's not allowed to operate alone >Patient is awake and very mad >Preceptor says chill, it's totally allowed >Nurse goes to HR and pulls his credentials >Sees he is totally allowed to operate alone >"Well Nurse Practitioners aren't allowed to do that!!!!!" >NP's aren't surgically trained in school >NP's are barely trained in school at all >Nurse makes reccomendation to board to change preceptor's credentialing >Preceptor can no longer operate on malignant lesions alone >Takes forever to finish a case because we have to wait for attending to come watch us do something we've done hundreds of times
>>721067357 >Never be unemployed. Where do you get your stats from? >Great pay. >At school, surrounded by intelligent women. >women >intelligent Choose one and only one
>At work, surrounded by intelligent women. >women >intelligent CHOOSE ONE AND ONLY ONE >Never work in hot weather >Never work in cold weather. >Leave work everyday knowing you've made the world a better place. Suuuuuuuuuuuuure anon, we are that gullible to believe that hospitals aren't banking off health in conjunction to the big pharma companies >Why haven't you applied to nursing school yet? Because not everyone is suited to this kind of job but nice trying to rationalize your life choices on a Laotian card trading pictureplank
>>721067357 Because i'm a software engineer. >Never be unemployed. >Great pay. >At school, surrounded by intelligent men. >At work, surrounded by intelligent men. >Never work in hot weather. >Never work in cold weather. >Leave work everyday knowing you've twiddled some bits to make a buck for the man.
Also a wizard. Sounds like I should have been a nurse.
>>721067782 i work in a teaching facility. we get residents and 3rd year med students. i gotta say. idk what y'all doing in those schools but y'all come out looking sooooooooooo good. post body pics. these streets need them!
75% of all the people a nurse sees in a day need to be put out to pasture anyways, and you're helping to perpetuate the problem of retards and whiny cunts roaming the earth making life harder for the people around them and no one wants to say anything because "muh feelings" and shit.
The only reason I have respect for RNs is because of the work and dedication they put into their job. If it wasn't for that I'd find the profession absolutely disgusting and shameful.
Seriously, good for you though and your mediocre $20/hour to clean human feces and knowingly helping the worst of the worst survive on a daily basis because we just can't let natural selection take it's fucking course anymore.
>>721067357 What to do 4chan? >In region with 10% unemployment. >Laid off from oil-dependent job, coworkers sitting, not working. >inb4 computer science. Hate sitting all day, and programming is not for me. Not to mention here in Canada wages are half of American wages. >inb4 engineering. I would jump off a bridge before I had a chance to design one. >Sister-in-laws and mother are nurses, never laid off. They love their jobs and make similar to what I would if I wasn't laid off. ($80k CAD). Should I swallow the blue pill and become a nurse?
>>721076232 >Tele medicine is huge in many parts of the US. Texas uses the shit out of it. oh no shit? ive never seen it. thats pretty bad ass ive always wanted to not have to leave the house for petty shit like strep throat, and stuff like that
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