Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a maximum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Oh nonono, my problem is that things went too well. I passed all my exams without having to do any retakes which gave me 2 weeks of no classes (whilst most of my friends have to study for the retakes). And even though I have 2 jobs, I only do them during the evening.
And you really shouldn't worry about looking bad due to some game, the worst that could possibly happen then is them laughing for a few seconds (not in a rude way) and then move on like nothing happened. It's not like they will remember it for the rest of their lives. Games are made to have fun after all, and let's be honest, there will always be someone slightly better than you.
well yeah it can be both. oh thats always fun. im sure you will do a good job though. Its a heavy tank. in other news my headset broke last night
Awww...such a shame, is your gf happy with your size?
Oh it is, consider that as soon as i get to the Firelink Shrine i make a run for it in the Tomb of Giants to get the covetous silver serpent ring and defeat Pinwheel, also a lot of areas and bosses are optional, if the Gaping Dragon wasn't my favorite boss i'd skip that area entirely since you can just use New Londo to get to the lower part of Blighttown, what build are you using? :3
It's not for the game, i kinda accepted the fact of being a disaster at games, most of the times that it is, it's just that last time i went on voicechat i was stuttering a bit, also i'm not really sure if they liked my voice, that's why i'm scared of looking bad to them. Well that's awesome! It's better this way, retakes are a huge pain...especially if they don't give you enough time to study again what you did wrong, what kinds of jobs do you have? I'm surprised you can handle them both since they're two and you have to work in the evening for both of them.
I bet you like Merkel
Didn't you say you were straight though? u.u
I said hipster, not idiot. Altho that applies as well.
Ah, that'll do it
I could never get behind management games, but glad to hear you're enjoying it though
I mean, it won't be too bad, the only problem is trying to make it seem like I didn't do all the work. Trying to brief them on everything is going to be a hassle...
:( How'd it break? Any plans on a replacement?
A very optimized player, I see... I haven't seen the Depths in years, I really hate that fight, it's just a grindfest with easy reads. I think the Painted World is my personal favorite.
Uh... yeah. This is what I meant by I suck. I don't really ever follow a build, just put points in whatever so I can use what I want. Using STR stuff though, DEX on occasional, and I don't really like magic or miracles. you?
Who really even is Saya? I just know that she's gross and bloody because my friend plays her in Nitroplus. Is she some eldritch horror or something?
She is cute though, when she's not busy being a monster
It's easyly doable since I work at the local supermarket 3-4 evenings a week (which is probably the best job a student can have since I can get almost expired food for less than 1/4th of the price and sometimes even free). And I work about 10 hours a month providing extra lectures at my university. The jobs are pretty fun and allow me to interact with tons of people.
You have nothing to worry about at all, if they didn't like you they wouldn't have invited you again. And even if they didn't like you, so what? It's not like you can just change your voice at will. No matter how much you try, there will always be people in out there that will dislike you, just like there will always be people who will like you no matter what.
Glad to hear
That's just insulting! She's just a cute girl!
Yeah im sorry that really sucks for you. Just went quiet in both ears and stuff. Yeah ill get a new one soon
But who are you anon
The Ran of the Hour!
How's are things?
(I am way too proud of that pun)
I-I see that blood...
Oh well, I like the material well enough, so it's fine. And that sucks, quiet headphones are the worst because it's like they're *almost* working, but they're still borked. Looking at any in particular?
Yee, doing pretty good, I don't even know why myself.
What about you?
blood is cute. yeah better then working with something you dont like. steelseries siberia 2000s look pretty good but if you suggestions im open to them
I don't know what you're talking about.
I have an idea but I doubt it
I'm doing good, just got done playing g with friends
Gonna take a show and be back
Can't really complain about much
I'm pretty well
Finally got around to finishing a game I should have a month ago
How are you doing?
There's always a lot I'd like to complain about but it would be pretty mediocre reasons.
What the heck is g?
Most of the builds i've played were made up by me, the one i found to be the most successful is "The Bride" wich is more of a challenge rather than a build lol, still it's a lot of fun, the point of the build would be playing as Gwyn's wife, so as armour i used the antiauated gloves and skirt plus the giant armor, and for new game plus equipment Gwyn's crown, as weapons i usually put the large club, easily my favorite weapon in the game, and stone greatshield, so yes, a strenght build, with gwyn's miracles, i never really played a dexterity build because i'm really bad at dodging, only character that was uhhh...kind of an hybrid was one that used the iaito, that weapon has such a good moveset, i'm really not an optimized player, usually my builds are all goofy, like, once i played Sakuya, so i could only use knives and throwing knives, that was a fun build, though i had to use the hornet ring there since my damage output was really bad...You should try a magic run, you have no idea how broken spells are in DS1 with the right equipment.
You're right, though losing friends i worked so hard to get just because of my voice seemed really bad to me, so at first i refused to voicechat. I didn't know they let you buy food at a discount if you worked there, the way you said it about the almost expired food made me chuckle, it was fun to see someone excited about having a discount on that stuff, and considering the average job for a student would be like, eorking at a McDonald, that pays you like 10 dollars an hour, then yes, you're doing great, i kinda envy you a little bit, because even though i'm shy i also like a lot meeting new people, perhaps i should consider working at a supermarket too since i'm a student as well and can't aim for much better right now.
Is it the rule regarding lower genitalia touching? I guess you're right then, so you're totally straight, i see lol, that nakes me straight too then u.u
why do most adults/parents not know basic math?
I need help with my homework -_-
Blood *is* cute, but you can't pretend to be a normal girl when blood is dripping from your mouth and all around you...
I know next to nothing about gaming headphones, but I could suggest some music headphones, but I don't think that's what you're looking for
Oh it's one of those pictures where they censor a totally innocent scene because it's funny, hahaa...
Well that's good, what game?
I'm pretty good as well, just hanging out and doing some work
Oh, I was kidding, rushing Tomb is kinda silly unless you're going for the smith/scythe strat. Sounds like you have a lot of fun! The Bride is an awesome build idea, I might have to try it out sometimes. I'm a fan of heavy-ish hitting things, like I always use the claymore until I find something more unique, so it sounds perfect.
Oh, I know EXACTLY how broken spells are. There's a reason why every OHKO boss video is done with spells...
pretty hot though. Yeah i want something with a mic so you know i can uh talk
10$? I have no idea how much it is in US, but with my supermarket job I ear around 6,24 euro an hour (the minimum wage for someone between 18 and 21 years is around 5 euro).The reason I'm excited about something as simple as aslmost expired food is because most of the time it's the really expensive food. For example: I can get the most expensive fish products for less than 1 euro.
Working at a supermarket is fun if you're friends with some of your colleagues.
Sorry but I'll be going to bed soon (it's 3 am here). but if you're looking for someone to play with, I'm always down if I have free time (and my old laptop can run it).
The Witch and the Hundred Knight
It got a bit grindy and i got caught up in Warframe, so I stopped playing for a bit
Now I've decided to actually finish it
What kind of work are you doing?
A number they both are factors of. We say some number, call it X is a factor of some other number, call it z, if there exists a third number, call it y, such that xy = z. It would also be correct to say y is a factor of z.
Sure you can if you're a mathemagician or arithmancer, silly.
Yeah, they made them borderline broken in DS1 and then nerfed those back and forth in the next games, i'm one of these people that plays the first run always as a magic user, and guess what? I had to reallocate all my int points in DS2 because i was just barely tickling enemies with crystal soulspear, still have to try the third game but from what i've seen it seems balanced...kinda.
Hmm, three AM you said? And you're also european...i think we live in the same timezone since i'm european too and here it's 03:16 AM, will i see you again on these threads? :3 It's totally fine to play for me as well brw ^.^
Yeah. I expect you're an old-fashioned
Oh that was a typo. I was playing LoL tho.
not with that attitude you can't
Huh, didn't think you'd be into blood stuff. What's the appeal? Mics are useful, you can get a auxiliary one though
Oh, looks like fun, grinding can be nice though
just some stuff for a school presentation, almost done
Oh, but hexes were pretty good in DS2, right? At least in PvP...
I haven't done too much in DS3, my computer can only run it for like 30 minutes at a time
Of course you'll see me on here. Since I have plenty of free time now I'm semi lurking in the threads from 10 am all the way to 2-3 am.
And seriously, don't worry about your voice or people not liking you. Nothing bad is gonna happen.
Anyways, good night all
Sure let's go with that
Yes I'm back! Hope your day was a good one
I messed up
Didn't answer if bote or not
That was one hell of a typo.
So whats new in league? I've played like 2 or 3 games in the past few months.
Who are the most cancerous champs at the moment?
I like the taste of my own others im not sure. Well i just want a headset dont want to spend too much on it though.
it was an even day id say. you?
Geez...a mathemagician is like a magician, but it's magic it's not normal magic, it's mathemagic, it uses maths to cast spells, arithmancer is the math version of...necromancer i guess?
At least yours can run it...hexes are broken too, like, the weakest hex, i believe it's called something like, Dark Orb, can carry you through the whole game alone, and has lots of uses too, i'm pretty sure that with enough souls, since hexes use your souls to become stronger, and the strongest hex you can oneshot everything in DS2.
Nighty night! ^.^
It's a pretty simple game, so it's mostly about the story
I always hated presentations
Nobody else will give a shit, so why should I?
Top: Maokai, Jayce, Talon (Fiora)
Jungle: Kha'Zix, Lee Sin, Warwick I guess
Mid: Talon, Swain, Jayce
ADC: Jhin, Miss Fortune, Ziggs
Support: Karma, Zyra, Malzahar
But it's the best VoIP out there.
Eh work was kinda slow but I get to relax now. Thanks for asking!
Right forgot Camille because she's permanent banned. The reason Talon is there in top lane was because lethality buffs
Yeah no I got nothing
Really got my noggin joggin
I don't see what that would do
you have bad cholesterol and stuff
Ah, fair enough. But the sexual bit? And yeah, I get that
Oh right, I forgot about that. There's this one montage of a guy one shotting everyone in PvP
Maokai top? That's definitely interesting, also I'm happy to see that the parkour man is doing good.
How come this champion wasn't deleted from the game yet?
Starts calm and then progresses quickly, me like.
meh i'm lazy today
i guess? please don't rape me
oh fuck off fatty mc fattenson
Fuck off Kyouko he's actually good mid ATM
Yeah it feels good to actually be able to play parkour man successfully
I don't know
He might go for cats too
Flea shampoo doesn't work like that
Cats aren't fleas, dumbass
oh that uh yeah. So uh hows the project going?
that isnt for like 2 weeks
Dunno about right now but Swain mid was definitely legit back then.
He isn't that good mid at the moment, to be honest.
There's much better picks.
TenTen or Atago?
But my RoA into Spirit Visage
I'd rather see Vlad mid than Swain.
It would, but the kitty still eats the mouse
You are going over the wall, so it wouldn't work out anyway
It is small but firm, is that alright?
I need to evaluate my suitors early
Wahhh?!?! But how will I murder you?
I WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE BLOOD
It's almost done, woo
0.o -has a contract with the neighborhood mice. They're allowed to come in at night so long as they clean the dishes before morning-
-thinks it will just taste good- ._.
I'm 5'5" and I weigh 114lbs
There I said it, I don't regret it.
yes, but only if Hamakaze says yes
Listen here m8
I dunno what your beef is
But your opinion is valid and you have a right to it
why are we all tiny
I don't know how much Moko weighs, but we're all in the same range-ish heightwise, and you and me are really close weight-wise
but this is a board
deflecting the question again. thats cool. im eating pasta it has mozzarella cheese
heh im an inch taller then you. you know what that means
Is that their acquired names around these parts?
Kennen's my main for Top, but I'll occasionally take him ADC
I don't know you either but I think you're a pretty neat dood
No, you're my valentine~<3
Vlad isn't that great now either
Yeah no I got nothing
>Not having just 1 mastery page
I've been doing more ranked lately so I've been shying away from it but dumping all my levels into my W makes its passive AD damage hurt a fuckton. I used to do it when I started way back in Season 3 when I was first learning how to ADC.
Course if I do it now I do it exclusively to get kills
And if I just stopped giving a fuck
i really should gain some weight, but it's hard for me
ugh, please don't tease me...
i will beat you up!
i would say i am, yeah
i'm glad i'm not alone...
you're the dom~
okay~ i am your valentine <3
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
That sounds fun, I usually put parm or nothing, but mozzarella is good too