New Cringe Thread
You chaps really need to see this lad
Got some OC from way back.
Reading that made me want to retake the holy land
>implying muslims have political power in europe
>implying there are refugees there because we didn't fuck up the middle east by funding zionism and deposing saddam hussein
>implying your virgin larper ass isn't at fault for literally all the worlds problems
>implying god is real
WE DOING POL YLYL NOW SON CAUSE I GOT THIS
OP forfits thread direction rights after first abandonment/page view fail
I mean, her weight isn't anything to be ashamed of, but it's NOTHING to be proud of. The fact they keep trying to push this weight as empowering or skinny is bullshit. It's just average.
What the fuck did you just try to say?
I do this all the time. I hear gunshots trucks driving all around the outside of my fences. Blood curdling screams at 4 am. People yelling my name at 3 am. I just ignore it all. I live in a psycho ward neighborhood.
The fuck is this shit, people like that needs to be euthanized.
er, not as much as you might hope. the guy had maybe one or two short conversations with me. I don't think our sexual history even came up. Then my gf approached me (we weren't together at the time) and he never seemed to get over it.
For a while she worked at a movie theater and he happened to work there too, which was strange considering he kept telling me about this vast inheritance or whatever from his folks in the uk.
She kept telling me that he was bothering her and I would ask if she wanted me to handle it, to which she would say no. Either way it didn't bother me. I know my gf pretty well, she wouldn't betray my trust. indicated easily by the amount of times she had to say no before blocking him.
A part of me pities him. I know there was a time when I was to far from the abyss he's crawling in.
this guy would just shit talk me to my gf and my gf wouldn't have any of his bs so no conflict necessary.
well there it is, we sure are progressing nicely as a society. All this diversity is very healthy for us as a whole. we need people like these so we can point at them and say, see that, thats the good guy.
>be at bar with coworkers after work
>8/10 blonde sitting one seat down from us
>Chubby, kinda tall guy in dress clothes is sitting next to her
>Chubster is trying to talk to her
>can hear parts of their conversation
>She's not at all interested in his weird shit
>"I just think it's amazing such a pretty girl would hang out here"
>"Ha. Yea. Thanks."
>Im looking at coworkers kind of laughing at his failure
> Keep drinking and ignore them
>20 min. Later dude is STILL there
>Girl is still being nice but wants him to leave
>She keeps saying stuff like "yea, I come here after work to just relax"
>"Well really I just like to sit alone for awhile and have a couple drinks"
>Dude isn't getting it at all
>"You're eyes are the most beautiful blue I've ever seen, anybody tell you that?"
> deadpan "Thanks."
>Finally coworker 1 leans over
>"Hey dude, she sounds pretty exhausted maybe just give her a little space for now."
>Chubster says to her, I shit you not
>"Are you exhausted? I give awesome massages. My mom loves them. I could rub your feet too".
>THIS NIGGA A PSYCHO
>She says "No, I'm fine"
>Psychochub says "Please, I'd actually like to, I don't care who's place we go to"
>Blonde says "nah, really I'm good"
>"Just give me a chance, please"
>"I really won't mind"
>"You'll love it, plus if we go to my house my mom will make us food too".
>Dudes like right next to her
>She's avoiding eye contact
>Realize it's dark out
>Bitch probably parked down the street
>Probably too scared to walk to her car alone
>Coworker 1 still kind of leaning over toward them, he's trying not to laugh
>He starts trying to make conversation with Psychochub.
Where did you find this cunt? Does he live round your end m8?
>I see blonde girls drink is empty
>Ask if she wants to go outside with us (There's 4 of us) and have a smoke
>She says yes
>Me and the other 2 guys get up and head outside with girl
>Psychochub wants to follow but coworker 1 is talking to him still
>Say we'll be right back
>Get outside and ask her if she wants us to walk her to her car
>"Oh my God thank you so much"
>Walk her to her vehicle
>come back to the bar
>say she had to leave
>Psychochub seems upset
>Who will put the lotion in the basket now?
>Ignore him and go back to drinking
>He calls us assholes and walks away
>No skin lamp for you tonight faggot
holy fuck i thought it was doctor who for a second
⏩Want to kiss limmy
⏩limmy be man
⏩be man too
⏩remember something about mom and paap talking about sxex r smthung.⏩try remeber if man and man or man and womin
⏩lose kiss his testises
⏩was 7 so git called "fag youngster"
Vladomin cringe is best cringe
Deus vult nigger
He's probably genuinely into swords and anime, but the
>please contain your orgasms
struck me as deliberately ironic
There's a difference between just enjoying your hobbies and thinking that they're actually cool.
holy shit, he could play a younger tom baker
excellent dubs for the slavic pool shot
Kek, my friend wont talk to me because i got more from this girl than he could
>friend (f) doesnt live near anymore
>f recently broke up with her bf and started talking with me again
>told me if shes ever in town shell let me know
>friend 2 (m) virgin fat neckbeard
>is bestfriends with fs brother
>get message from f saying shes gunna be at ms house and i should come along
>show up and meet her with m
>m trying stuff all night
>give him his space let him do his thang
>hes getting absolutely nowhere
>not even being all flirty, just cuddly cus hes fat and everyone sees him too much as a friend
>eventually he falls asleep in bed beside her
>small amount of coversation between me and f
>tell her im cold
>asks me to get in bed with them, he was far side
>hesitant, but do eventually
>mention im cold again
>wraps herself completely around me
>start going around her leg with my hand until i got her ass
>eventually get my hand round enough to feel that pus
>shes not wearing trousers but i couldnt get under her pants with the position
>we make out and watch tv all night
>he wakes up and sees us kissing
>hes pissed off because I 'cockblocked' him
It was here he stopped talking to me and he and all his friends are visbly pissed at me
I couldnt give less of a fuck though, still disappointed i didnt finger her
Not saying you're in the wrong, but it's probably best for him to stop talking to you because you clearly don't respect him at all. No point in being "friends" with someone who doesn't even like you.
yeah right, then santa appeared out of nowhere and gave everyone presents. If this was true, i'd want solid fucking proof. You fucking summerfags believe every single bit of information you see in here. It's sad.
And the dude who screencapped it is literally using yotsuba, dude, just get out.
I always felt that when people claimed to want diversity, it was like different skin colored people, but experiencing the culture of the country they're in, not trying to replace it with a different one.
I follow the show. They call them "them" because theu are literally 2 people. Garnet said they are not 2 people to help them stay fused (because they have to act as one obviously). The gems are "genderless" but they still call the "she" so I don't really see it.
I'm not sure but I heard something about the writer not liking sjws or something, i dunno if that's true though.