How have I just learned of this? Dana and Brittany Hensel, 26ish,

>>721032934
AW, FUCK!

I meant ABBY and Brittany.

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>>721032934

>How have I just learned of this?

Obviously, you're a fucking newfag, since she is posted here all the time.

Fuck off.

>>721033481
Suck a dick, nigger. I've never seen them here.

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>>721032934

is there an x-ray of them available somewhere? i wanna know where the spines grow together and what the ribcage looks like, etc

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>>721032934

>>721032934
Check rule 34

If you fuck one do you fuck the other?
What if they're in a relationship with two other guys. Is it cucking? Is it wincest?

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>>721033566

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>>721033770

>>721033918
top kek

>>721032934
NEWFAG.

>>721033904
kek

I see that each twin owns half a body, but they do have a set of organs, and spines. But what about the vajingo? They mention each owns a leg, but nothing of what it's like in between...

I like how the one that has the head that is lower down always looks drunk.

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>>721033375
Fake

>>721033996
I just read that they share a stomach. The rest is accurate as far as I know.

>>721034164
wouldn't you be drunk if that was your life?

>>721033918
kek

>>721033996
so one vagina then, but it must be from one of the two, right?

>>721033904
They share a twat and uterus and all the other stuff. It's only their heart and lungs, and maybe a few other giblets that they share. You have to fuck them both. If you eat one out, you eat out the other one, too - even if you're mad at her.

>>721033566
It's not like they're on here everyday, but several times a week. It would be easy to miss them if you don't live on /b/.

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>>721032934

>20/10

>>721034180
but .. which one?

>>721034180
shhhh don't tell the newfag

>>721033844
What the hell is rule 34?

>>721032934

They had a fucking reality show on TLC for fucks sake.

do they both control a respective arm and leg... or is it just one of them?

>>721032934
Yeah I also wonder how you just learned of this faggot
Welcome to 4chan they are being posted here daily

>>721034164
I wonder if her neck hurts constantly from holding it sideways. I'd make that other bitch hunch over half the time.

>>721033996
thanks!

just read the wiki article and it's super interesting to think of them as two, but also only one working organism

bunch of neat info:

Abby's head tilts laterally outward about 5° to the right, while Brittany's tilts laterally at about 15° to the left, causing her to appear shorter even when seated. Brittany's leg is in fact nearly two inches shorter than Abby's; and Brittany tends to stand and walk on tip-toe which has made her calf muscle significantly larger than Abby's. The continued growth of Abby's spine was surgically halted after Brittany prematurely stopped growing. At age 12, they underwent surgery at Gillette Children's Specialty Healthcare to correct scoliosis and to expand their chest cavity to prevent future difficulties with breathing.

Each twin manages one side of their conjoined body. The sense of touch of each is restricted to her body half; this shades off at the midsagittal plane such that there is a small amount of overlap at the midline. Stomach aches, however, are felt only by the twin on the opposite side.

Organ distribution

2 heads
2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs
2 completely separate spinal cords
2 arms
1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery was employed to expand the pleural cavities.
2 breasts
2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities
1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
2 stomachs
2 gallbladders
1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
Y-shaped small intestine, which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
1 large intestine (one colon)
3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right
1 bladder
1 set of reproductive organs
2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
1 slightly broad pelvis
2 legs

>>721032934
>and I want to fuck them

TOPKEK. I hope to see this in a YLYL thread.

>>721034364
Nope. Apparently. both heads feel the same things, and since they share ovaries, any babies would be both of theirs.

>>721032934
You're under arrest.

>>721034447
I stay mostly on /pol/, but this isn't /pol/ material.

>>721034616
yes each their side.

I'm friends with them on FaceFaceBook

>>721034614
I don't watch TV.

>>721033566
>>721033844
Welcome, new friend. Kindly lurk more.

>>721034913
FUCKING KEK

>>721034683
Listen ya cunt, I don't spend my life on /b/. I just can't post this in /pol/.

>>721032934
Proof that two heads aren't necessarily better than one.

>>721033996
Just one vagina, fucking rip off.

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>>721035169

>>721035298
Well, there is the one anus…

>>721034913
KEK

>>721035348
Haha! I hadn't seen that before.

>>721035298
The blowjobs would be phenomenal, though.

>>721035348
Old joke, modern-y presentation.

What happens if one of them dies?

> can only one of them die?

So, they share a diaphragm, but have two sets of lungs. What if one of them holds their breath?

>>721035702
I think the other would slowly die as well unless all of the independent parts were surgically removed before they rotted, but that'd be half a bitch.

If one of them suffered a brain injury and was still alive but in a coma.. Would the other be allowed to consent sexually or does it constitute rape if both have not consented?

>>721035169
especially if they both experienced PMS. They do both have their own voices. One of them should have their voice box removed and just become the slave head.

>>721035702
Head Trauma would do it.

I imagine they cut the other head off and half the body is paralyzed.

>>721034742
So, if one of them gets baked, only one side coughs, but both sides feel it? Same with liquor. It'd be fun to have a "cool" sister.

>>721035946

these are the sort of edge cases that really need to be resolved.

>>721036040
There are so many scenarios where one would want the opposite to the other. It would have been funny when their parents spanked them because technically both girls were punished for the offence of one.

>>721035913
Two hearts though, so would the other side die or just get paralyzed? I guess it depends on the circulatory system.

>>721035946
I think the word of one is good for both in any case. If I ever get the chance to nail them, I will default to that as well.

>>721032934
What if they are into different things sexually?

How awkward is masturbation for them?

I've been thinking about this shit for years

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>>721032934

>>721036597
>>721033777

>>721036400
I immediately wished I had already said that it'd be way better to have one chick with two bodies.

Thinking of spanking her makes me want to masturbate.

>>721036493
It says the circulatory systems are incorporated, so the one living heart would have to pump blood and oxygen for the both of them. Maybe the dead twin would just be like a giant skin tag with a face until the other one died of old age.

>>721032934

Where was the rock you lived under for the last 10 years?

>>721036738
Twice the tears from just one rear. Would have been fun.

>>721036531
I wondered about the masturbation aspect, also. How uncomfortable was it when the first one learned about rubbing one in and wanted to give it a try?

Uh... don't tell mom, but... fapfapfapfapfap

>>721036531
The two body halves feel different things, so you can gently lick the one's nipples while smacking the asscheek of the other one.

>>721036965
I don't watch broadcast TV unless a hockey game is on and I don't frequent /b/ unless I'm in the mood for YLYL.

>>721037001
Each head feels only one butt cheek. I hope they both feel the hole, though.

>>721037119
If one of them wants to remain a virgin and the other likes double penetration, there's gonna be a problem.

>>721037354
I would have spanked both cheeks, regardless which girl was naughty.

>>721033964
Oh fuck, are there many russians in here?

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>>721036872
>>721036493
>>721036244


living twin would be keeping circulation going inside the dead one. Flushing toxins and shit back into the circulatory system, would overload kidney and liver pretty quickly.
Technically tho the dual circulatory system would keep blood flowing to the brain of the 'dead' twin for as long as one was still alive.

So (unless death by massive head trauma) one twin would keep the brain (and other organ tissue) of the dead one functioning. Alive and dead at the same time?

That's pretty freaky.

>>721037474
I don't think I'd get past two whacks before I was delivering unto them both the shocker.

>>721032934
Best girl(s)

>>721037615
What kind of 'weekend at bernie's' shit would happen there?

>>721037630
Spare the rod, spoil the two headed demon child. So in goes the rod.

>>721032934
>How have I just learned of this?

Newfaggotry has its price.

>>721034742
>>721034742
Wow, that's fascinating, thanks for posting this. I'm interested in the surgery they had to expand their pleural space, but there's nothing else about it on the wiki page

>>721033777
am i being tricked?

>>721036886
well choopped

>>721033918
that would be extremely painful

>>721037880
>Newfaggotry has its price.
So does niggerdom.
How does it feel to attempt to be snide and only succeed in being boring and unoriginal? I expect you're used to it, or you wouldn't bother shitting on a post just for the sake of shitting.

>>721037955
I wish that dick was mine.

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>>721032934
20/10. Top fucking kek.

>>721033964
You do realize that this chicken scratch doesn't mean anything to anyone in the world who matters, right?

>>721034742
which one controls the asshole?

>>721038682
Whichever one sucks his dick the best.

>>721032934
kek they live close to me.

>>721038780
You mean the actual sphincter? It says somewhere that the shit in the middle is kinda shared, but nobody in the actual mainstream media actually approaches the subject of who would most feel rough anal sex.

>>721038803
You should go fuck them.

>>721037022
naaah, it's pretty much like a relationship though they never had been single: you don't have sex whenever you want it (or else this won't be a longtime relationship, fuck that "but I'm alpha" shit) - the other half in this play have to want it as well for it to actually work.
do you feel weird to ask your girl to have sex? of cozrse you usually don't do it straight away, you have your ways as well as they have theirs for each other ijn case of masturbation.

>>721038873
ty for answer, was not good.
But i came anyway.

>>721039235
fucking kek

>>721039147
I'm only thinking of it in terms of the stingy act I engage in when no one else is around. I guess they've never known what it'd be like with no one else around.

so many questions
-What will happen if the first of both dies? will the other half just rotten off?
- When "it" becomes pregnant and delivers a working baby who is the actual mother?
- who of them feels the vaginal stimulation?
- who of them has to push the turd out in the morning?

anyone find the vid of the twins conjoined at the head that see through each other's eyes simultaneously and can share/read each other's thoughts?

this thread is the most interesting thing that has happened in my life in the past few weeks

OP just figured out they have Internet on Computers now.
Its an amazing world we live in.

>>721038803
This >>721039140 and take pictures/video for Anon.

LOL
"which one controls the asshole?"
LMFAO
nobody controls assholes...thats why they're assholes!

>>721039650

I mean, unless one gets shot in the head or suffers some other traumatic brain injury or illness, they'll die at the same time.

>>721039650

See above - the circulatory system would likely support the dead half, it becoming simply paralyzed.

Both are the mother.

Both feel it.

Both push out the turd.

>>721039425
for them if they are left on their own (with each other, sure) this means that no one else is around.

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>>721032934

just search they tv show. my preferred episode (pic related) is when they went to Italy.

"Them" -- yes, they're actually two people sharing a single body.

"Think different things" -- quite probably. But they're quite religious and modest.

>>721039725
I know they worked as a student teacher for a school near me.

>>721039992
That's when the contest begins...

"Hey Abby, I'll bed I can put this huge dildo in our pussy!"

"Oh yeah? I'll bet I can fit this baseball bat in our asshole, brittany."

>>721039962
>Both push out the turd.
fucking kek - this sounds so gay

>>721033904
>If you fuck one do you fuck the other?

yes.

>What if they're in a relationship with two other guys. Is it cucking? Is it wincest?

I guess their only relationships have to be "platonic" and romantic only. Each one of them wouldn't appreciate that the other is doing anything "intimate" (including a simple hand-in-hand walk) mere inches from her.

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>>721034451

>>721040276
I'm at a loss for how this sounds gay; it's a collective effort to take a dump. If they were both pushing in the turd, that would be potentially very gay.

>>721034216

well, there's another problem.

if one farts, the other one cannot complain.

>>721034164

actual tilt of Brit's head is a few degrees only. But in pics it seems more than that.

>>721040065
>religious
Dammit. I can't fuck with religious bitches.

>>721040138
Stop it. My penis can only get so erect.

>>721040417
I don't think a hand-in-hand walk should generate jealousy, but I suppose a new husband for one of them eating the shared pussy might spark some odd feelings for the husband of the other half. One husband probably hopes that the other head is a dyke.

>>721034574

R34: For every existing X, there exists at least a Porn(X).

>>721034913

Fake and Gay.

they do not have a fb account, and their fb fan pages are unmaintained since years.

>>721035169

fake and gay.

when going to the cinema, they need to buy two tickets.
also, they got drivers' license, but had to take exams separately.

>>721035348

kek'd hard --

as usual, first reply, best reply!!

>>721035792

"burp!!"

>>721040608
They may both alternately enjoy the sensation of farting, as it is very pleasurable, and either wrinkle their nose or laugh and point at the smell.

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>>721038669
Considering i dont know what it means either

>>721036886

that's another screenshot from the "Italian" episode of their TV show.

that 3" gay penis was superimposed on the screenshot.

>>721040960
>when going to the cinema, they need to buy two tickets.
That sucks! The theater sells seats, not photons.

>>721038669
No lives matter, but europe would be mighty cold if russia turned of the gas.

>>721037955
totes.

>>721038311
you only have one.
stuck up your ass.

>>721041364
Clearly.
It's obvious that there's no one in real life that comes in ropes of clear water.

>>721041469
I don't live in Europe. Turn off the gas!

>>721040138
fake and gay.

in that case they would have needed twice the wage, because legally they're two people.

>>721032934
fuck kill

>>721041566
>you only have one.
>stuck up your ass.
Hilarious. Looks like grade school got out somewhere.

>>721041717
Russia is the main transporter of steel to china.
with out that china wouldnt be able to make products that the states buy.

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DO IT FAGGOTS!!

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>>721041917

>>721041826
Not fake, probably a little gay.
I saw them walk out of a chipotle the other day.

>>721041953
What is a facebook advert?

>>721040276
and it sounds so constipated.

my morning turds come out naturally and happily, without pushing. I just tweet to my sphincter: hey, dude, relase our three pounds baby.

and a few seconds later I hear: "splash!!".
a gentle turd swimming.

>>721040573
>it's a collective effort to take a dump

well, "collective effort" makes me think a team shouting "Gung-Ho!-Gung-Ho!" to encourage reciprocally

>>721041917
We need to make our own steel again, anyway.

>>721041852
kek

>>721042027
Was one eating a burrito and the other giving her an evil look for the shitstains that will inevitably adorn their panties tomorrow?

>>721032934
There was recently a picture floati ng around of the curly head suckin dick and the other head had her eyes closed like she was just pretending not to be there

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>>721042115
Are you chinees?

>>721040712
>I don't think a hand-in-hand walk should generate jealousy

it will.
because the other one is in charge of a leg and an arm.

did you ever accompany a loveydovey couple? like, your sister is hand in hand with a turdshitty dude, and you have to listen to their moe moe fecal shit talk, while you'd gladly stay home playing vidya and farting like a thunder?

then, suppose one of them doesn't want any sex action. as soon as the bf of the other approaches, she could cry "rapist! rapist!" and he'd be instantly doomed.

>>721042092
>well, "collective effort" makes me think a team shouting "Gung-Ho!-Gung-Ho!" to encourage reciprocally
Hahaha! Like they need a coach so that they each contract the portion of the sphincter and abdominal muscles that they're responsible for.

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>>721041128

there are times the fart is so smelly, it only succeds at grossing out everyone, including the original author(s).

>eeek!! Vespa no onna!!

>>721042393
No...
The post said that the Chinese make the steel that Americans buy, but we used to be the world leader in steel production, so losing Chinese steel would be good for American industry.

>>721042420
The intricacies of sharing a vagina are many.

>>721041979
that GIF almost has sound.

Maybe it's like a guy, where one head thinks but both heads know

>>721042622
No he said products are bought by americans made in china by russian steel.

>>721042874
Whatever. Either way, the American steel engine would need to restart.

someone willing to share the torrent of their tv show?

>>721043039
Yeah, I want to fap to it now.

>>721043119

you should first wait download completion.

btw their chauffeur femfriend is so ugly she'll definitely kill your saggy boner.

>>721032934
I saw these to on the Carnival Elation cruise liner going to Cozumel and Progreso, Mexico for Spring Break in 2016, no joke.
They were just sitting at a table with some friends next to the pool off in a corner somewhere. They seemed to blend in really well. When I realized there were two heads attached to a single body, I instantly recognized who they were.

>>721043293
>instantly recognized who they were.

there have been other conjoined twins cases, but rarely they survived 18yo, and never were pretty girls.

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What if one is gay and the other wants to be a transfag? is it gay if you fuck them?

>>721039656
www dot dailymail dot co dot uk/news/article-1331769/Doctors-stunned-conjoined-twins-share-brain-thoughts.html

>>721043293
I'd have said hello and asked them if they wanted a mustache ride.

>>721043484
Did they do the Lady and the Tramp thing?
That would be hilariously funny/creepy.

>>721043703
It is if they're the same sex as you.

>>721038160
For you.

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>>721043703

yes.

>>721043920

fake and gay.

their bodyguards would have crushed each one of your bones.

also, they were already popular before the tv show, to the point they actively tried to avoid any contact with people outside their town.

now, thanks to wikipedia (and that damn show) they're literally more recognizable than a true star like Ozzy Osbourne.

>>721044027

I bet they both voted Trump.

>>721043822
>www dot dailymail dot co dot uk/news/article-1331769/Doctors-stunned-conjoined-twins-share-brain-thoughts.html
Jesus christ! These fucking kids share the same head! How the fuck did this thing get born?
19/10 would fuck.

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>20/10

>>721044192
>I bet they both voted Trump.
The confusion at the polls had to be ridiculous.

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>>721043822
Somebody photoshop the dolls' heads together.

>>721042325
God damned Facebook-tier plebian wretch.

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What would the swimming cap look like? Would it cover both heads? These bitches are not streamlined. Swimming must be hard.

>>721044875
Somebody photoshop a swim cap over both heads.

>>721034756
Faggot. Ylyl is the ultimate cancer of b/ . Fuck you

Is one head tilted more because the other one was dominant?

>>721044982
You're one of those niggers who puts up bananas and pickles, aren't you? Either that, or you post endless furries or whatever the fuck naked cartoon animals are called.

>>721044982
Niggers like you are cancer

>>721044647
Kill it with fire.

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>>721044444
holy shit checked as fuck

>>721044444
quints confirmed

>>721035702
Chang and Eng Bunker were famous Siamese twins. When one died in his sleep, the other one, upon waking, knew he would die soon which he did. I'm guessing the two/one Hansels would have the same fate.

>>721044840
No u

>>721044982
>>721045260
I think we can all agree that the shitstains who babble on about post numbers are the worst cancer.

>>721045818
>>721045467

>>721033777
Trips speak the truth

>>721035946
just when I thought I'd heard every possible theoretical question about these two...

>>721034422
it's also a threesome every single time. I wonder if it's some kind of weird reverse double penetration effect as well.

>>721035946
I think it'd be rape not only by the man but also by the conscious one since she does not have exclusive control over her vajayjay, therefore she is complicit in forcing the unconscious one to get fuxed

>>721046684
At least you wouldn't have to worry about making two women cum - they both share the one you gave them, and they'd better appreciate it.

>>721046898

you forgot that women pleasure is mostly a brain-driven thing.

>>721046241
>I think we can all agree that the shitstains who babble on about post numbers are the worst cancer.

coming from someone with singles

>>721047059
Oh shit, I wonder if one can have an orgasm without the other one?

>>721047249
Kek

OMG.

Abby and Brit will turn 27 in a month.

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How bizarre must it be to have pictures of a monster on your fireplace mantle right behind the monster you're taking a picture of? Don't get me wrong; I'd fuck them in a fucking heartbeat, but this is exactly something that would otherwise be considered monstrous from a fable.

>>721032934

They're not even cute.

>>721047600
I remember when all the excitement was about them turning 18 back in the day. damn, time flies

>>721047818
Doesn't matter. Also, in a mythical-creature kinda way, they're pretty cute. I mean, there's only so much expectation, and in terms of freakshow monsters, these two are exceedingly cute.

>>721047686

half kek.

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Marry / Kill / Rape / Fuck / ...um Molest? I don't know - whatever. Left to right.

>>721047600

be ready with a cake on March 7.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_%26_Brittany

>>721048381
I'll be ready - with a cock.
To be fair, I will jam 54 candles into the urethra and light them.

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“Mein Neger! I heard they live in New Germany!”

>>721046241
Fuck off to 9gag, cunt

>>721048505
why?
does 9gag have dubs?

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>>721048472

who of them controls the pussy? and if they wipe their pussy after peeing and think sexually are they comitting incest? this is pretty fucking hot and ive alot of questions

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>>721048627

"think sexually"

>>721032934
I'm super surprised they're still alive to be honest, most people with major deformities don't have a very long life span. They seem to otherwise be healthy, with the exception of having 2 heads of course.

I'd be really curious to hear about their sex life.... I'd bang the living shit out of them. They would have to marry/date the same man, I'd think. Most dudes wouldn't enjoy sharing a vagina with the other guy....

>>721048627
>who of them controls

"hey, gimme the Pussy Remote"
"here you go... oops, dead batteries"
"wtf, how do I control now?"

>>721048849
>I'd be really curious to hear about their sex life...

213 posts in this thread
197 about sex, 158 including shitposting or offtopic
16 whiteknighting

>>721039650
>>721037615
I'm pretty sure if one dies, the other would be dead soon after. And anything likely to be fatal would probably kill them both. There would be the odd event of the brain of one shutting down which would cause the heart on that side to shut down, which would cause the vital organs on that side to cease; creating a chain reaction in which the other would die....

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>>721048504
«What? New Germany is not in Bavaria?»

>>721049137

I guess they're prepared to this.

>>721048849
I'd also bang the shit out of them.

>>721032934
Dude, you obviously don't have mental capacity to figure out a womans mind. How the fuck do you think you can handle one with two?

>>721049819
I'm not sure how you surmised my lack of understanding of women from just that post, but whatever.

What if one of them committed a serious crime? Like murder? There's no way they would both go to prison for it, technically they are immune.

>>721050960
This needs to happen. One of them needs to be framed for embezzling millions of dollars without the other knowing. How can /b/ set this up?

>>721032934
I have been horny for them since they hit puberty. Have not heard of actual anatomy below neck level. PS wife knew a woman with 2 cunts and wombs. Go figure.

>>721033904
Do they both feel the pleasure of rubbing their clit?

>>721044875
They have individual craniums, dumbass. They'd have their own swimming caps.

>>721033777
I'd say it's a damn good photoshop, but 777 trips it's gotta be real.

>>721051418
Dude, really? Two wombs? You could knock up the same woman twice? What a fucking losing deal.

>>721051820
Can you not just picture one cap stretched over this two-headed monster and chuckle like you were supposed to? It's funny, shithead. Shut up.

Imagine if somebody chopped off the head of the more retarded one as a prank.

I really wonder if they make out between themselves while masturbating

>>721052055
I did chuckle imagining that. Then I realized how fucking stupid it was. Go to bed, Dad.
>check'd to vex >>721046241
>muh post numbers are the best post numbers

Did anyone watch their 'reality' TV series on TLC from 2002?

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>20/10
My fucking sides

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>>721040753
Nigga what?
Don't fucking tell the rules...

>>721047686

underrated post

>>721052193
Imagining that now.... fapfapfapfapfpafapfap

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>>721052353
Sorry, that should read 2012, not 2002.
>pic related
The man is thinking "I wonder who the slutty one is?"

>>721036531
I think the bigger question is, when they masturbate, do they make out?

>>721053463
Keep reading. Someone got there first. You just haven't reached it yet.

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From last year.
>Maybe the other one's not retarded
>Maybe it's Maybelline

>>721053162
I remember that show... sort of funny here and there, but mostly cringey, watching their parents act like they'll ever have a normal life.

>>721053745
Damn you right. It must suck the to the one thats just along for the ride

>>721053873

WTF. do they have on a shirt that has a different pattern for each of them, sewn together?

>>721048336
Marry the blond in the back. Or her twin sister Allison.

>>721035096
>/Pol/ user
No wonder you're so stupid.

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>>721053929
At least they aren't as cringeworthy and in denial as the spooligan mother.

>>721054005
especially when she has to do all the stuff the better one doesn't want to

>>721053463

What if one was a coal burner and the other wasn't.

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>>721054075
Yes.

>>721054154
Better get some more butthurt cream.

>>721053873
No way thats them

>>721054154
Suck a dick, nigger.

>>721053873
Not them. You can see both of their other arms in the mirror

>>721054194
If one burns coal, it's in the same oven as the other.

>>721054466
I wanna take off that enormous bikini.

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>>721044444
holy quints

>>721047693
those are actually ducks on a lake bro

>>721056842
kek

i thought they died

>>721041414
Heh. Photons.

>>721057293
Ha. Thank you.

Its clear that the one on the left was the owner of the body and the one on the right was the parasitic twin. Must suck for them to know this.

>>721057286
Which one died first and how? This will answer a lot of questions here.

>>721057454
That's kinda how I saw it too, but descriptions put there sensory perception at approximately the middle of the body. I think more that the left one is simply more of an asshole and dominated the right one, who now cowers at a sharper angle.

>>721057619
one cant survive without the other i think. i dont have any proof, just heard they died at some point


cant be bothered to look it up

>>721057811
Sorry to inconvenience you. Certainly you have more important things to do than substantiate things you post online. How silly of me. Clearly, the importance of your presence on other /b/reads is too pressing to dwell here for any length of time. Or perhaps you decided tonight would be the right time to tame that neckbeard or patch the hole in your blow-up girlfriend. Whatever it is, it foregoes any responsibility to say things that are factual in the first place, much less be capable of proving it.

Haha. Nah, I'm just kidding. You're all right.

>>721058204
lol never claimed i knew anything any way

Think on this...if they masturbate its incest and if one doesnt want to its rape.

>>721058360
I think they've come to terms with incest, but the rape part would be hard for me. What if one of them was a dyke and she fell in love with her sister? It's not like they could have kids with each other. What if their condition just happened to be each other's fetish? They could just kiss and masturbate furiously until they starved to death.

>>721034180
Nooooooooooooo :(

>>721032934
Fuck yea! A man after my own heart.

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>>721054466

>>721058710
Im fairly sure the do kiss and masturbate.

>>721059447
Please describe it in as detailed a manner as possible. Drawings or photoshopped images a plus. Drawings would probably be funnier, though.