What would /b/ do with this, if it were to suddenly appear through

>>721031925
put roll of toilet paper on it

>>721031925
I'd suck it then put it in my ass.

>>721031925
Stuff it down my throat till I start to get that really thick drool, then drop my pants lube up my butt with aforementioned drool, then try my damnedest to bust through that wall with my ass until I feel hot gooey goodness leaking out of me, then dismount, and finally suck him clean.

too big for me,nothing

first lick it
then slowly blow it
then suck it deep and fast untill it cums
then ask if he got one more load and try to fit it in my ass
if not ill blow it again

>>721031925
deepthroat the fuck out of it until it finishes off in my mouth

Lick it. Make it fuck my ass and then drink the cum

>>721031925
I would beat the shit out of it. I would cut it off afterwards. I would then put it in a jar and use it as a dildo.

>>721032880
Just curious, are you a female?

replies dont surprise me. 4chan is littered with converted fags

>>721033434
she would mention her pussy if she were female

>>721033434
all these posts are dudes.

piss over it

I would quickly try to hide it deep inside my ass before he got in trouble from someone else seeing him.

>>721031925
I would draw a sad face on it with a sharpie.

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Degenerates. Stop being scum bags.

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gOn9MuFimo

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160

>>721031925
I sometimes carry hot sauce with me. I would drop a drop named "pain 100%" on the tip and enjoy the show. Maybe even get it deeper with a toothpick.

I'd consider playing with it if bathroom was clean and so was dick

>>721033434
>female on the internet

>>721033652
stop this is getting annoying/

>>721033652
/pol/ sure is full of gays

>>721033652
>>>/pol/

>>721031925
suck it to completion, while being disappointed it wasn't black.

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>>721033819
>>721033820
dauym dat hivemind

>>721031925
If it looked like that one, I may feel inclined to jerk it off.

>>721033824
That's definitely bigger than most black ones.

>>721031925
I hate to admit it , but I'd give it a furious hand job until completion or until I got too sore.

>>721031925
Cut it off with scissors

>>721031925
I'd say "Nice cock, bro" then fist bump his cock with my cock. :)

Probably get out and wait outside his stall yelling... I may be a faggot but I ain't that low.

Id get some shit on toilet paper and rub it under his forskin

>>721031925
I'd punch those balls so hard they would burst

>>721031925
I'd be happy I always carry a razor sharp pocket knife.

Would punch the nuts and then laugh as I listened to the agonized reaction because nut shots are always funny.

Stab it with a pen

>>721033981
not even close.

>>721032052
kek. I don't know why that's funny

Hit it with a shovel

>>721034808
This bbc thing is a myth. If you believe it you believe anything. Do you also believe all japs have tiny dicks?

>>721034227
That would definitely result in an infection.

>>721035129
i literally suck bbc almost daily. they're always bigger.

prob suck
but not in a gay way. I aint no faggot

>>721035129
On average they are pretty small tho. It's not necessarily so in every case but statistically my dick would be bigger than a random jap dude's.

>>721031925

Its a very pretty and well taken care of penis so I'd probably suck it.
Maybe rub my smaller one together with it if he doesn't mind.

>>721032329
my nigga
we gon share a cock or what?

>>721031925
play with it at first, then gently pull the balls out a bit further and slip a padlock around the entire thing.

probably jump in shock, bang my head and knock myself unconcious

>>721035423
This bbc stuff is an even bigger myth, in my opinion.

>>721032052
fpbp

>>721035497
>if he doesn't mind.

how do you know its a "he?"

>>721035129

Well if they had bigger ones I'd assume they'd put them in porn too.
Alas I've seen a lot of jap porn and they have small dicks.

>>721032416
best movie ever
very scary...

>>721035737

Because he has a huge, big fat fully hard dick.
Rare is the tranny that has a dick like that and can keep an erection like that after all the hormones and shit, not that I'd mind if it was one, I don't really give a shit whos on the other side, I'd be playing with whats on my side.

Introduce his cock to my knife.

>>721031925
jerk it tbqh fam

>>721035129
I went to Korea and couldn't use their condoms because they were too small for my slightly above average cock.

BBC thing is a myth though, their dicks don't change size hard or soft, that's why people think they're big.

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Good thing I have this with me at all times.

>>721035683
It probably is as statistically they sure as hell ain't 8+ inchers as they are represented in porn but I honestly haven't looked up if there's a decent statistic about penis size by race.

>>721031925
start kicking the shit out of it, maybe do one of those old school wrestling elbow drops on it

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>>721031925
>What would /b/ do with this, if it were to suddenly appear through a hole in the wall of a restroom stall?

>>721035960
Good thing it's a .jpg

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>>721036018
>maybe do one of those old school wrestling elbow drops on it

I like you

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>>721035869

Mariana does have a swinging horse cock to be fair though.

Cut it

>>721036113
Is this a real image? I've seen some cbt porn that came close to this.

>>721036304

Yeah but she is like the only one, and pretty sure needs a pill to keep it hard

>>721031925
spit on it and jerk it off, might consider blowing it and taking the load on my face

>>721035979
There probably is no reliable data or statistic on penis size according to race, but bbc porn will continue to serve as propaganda for blacks.

>>721036431
Yes, it's real. Not sure how long he kept it there

>>721031925
>slip off my high heels so i dont fall
>drop my panties
>stand on the toilet facing the opposite direction
>grab top of opposite stall wall
>lean back and take every inch of it
>keep on hand on stall for balance
>start stroking my feminine penis

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Look down to see if the guys shoe size is less than mine to measure up whether or not I can take him. If I feel like I can take the guy, I'd kick him in the balls as hard as I can and escalate it from there.

If he has friends, I'm fucked. But I'll go down fighting, biting, and use every cheap cowardly tactic I can find. I've been grouped on before, I'm willing to take a beat down for something this small.

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>>721036982
This is the kind of porn I was talking about.

jerk him off, leave real quickly before he can come out of the stall and try to talk to me and shit
then go home and blow my cat

>>721031925
Snap it with a rubber band and paper clip.

>>721037384
You'll go down, biting? fucking hot, dude

>>721031925
probably kek