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Who wins /b/? >ProTip: Gorillas basically have 4 hands with

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Who wins /b/?

>ProTip: Gorillas basically have 4 hands with thumbs.
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>>721021131
Gorilla every time.
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>>721021131
science has proven that brock lesnar could kill a gorilla in hand to hand combat.

i don't think brock lesnar could take a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat.

bear wins every time.
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>>721021219
You are fucking losing it bud. Also:

>Ya fucking right Brock Lesnar could take a Gorilla. Fuckin DREAMIN
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>>721021307
A Half grown silverback could literally rip his face off. With basically no effort. just on a fucking Whim.
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>>721021307
hey, pal, take it up with science.
i didn't believe it until i looked up all the data and stats.

it checks out. brock beats silverback in h2h combat.

brock loses to bear.
bear beats monkey.

these are just the facts, my guy.
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>>721021131
Once the jaws lock its game over
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>>721021131

bear would rape gorilla
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>>721021219
Brock lesnar couldnt fight a wet noodle, shut the fuck up faggot, he got DESTROYED every single fight he barely could move in the ring except when he was trying to roll or rotate with both his hands and feet together
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>>721021472
According to the article its Brock Lesnar AND Mark Henry vs gorilla. Dumbass. And get fucked btw, a gorilla has 4x the strenght of a human. It could rip your arms straight from their sockets.
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>>721021472
It fucking does not check out at all. there is more to it than statistics. Brock stands no chance. I'll hear no more foolish talk.
>plus the debate is Grizzly or Silverback?
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>>721021678
Look how slow a fuckin bear is man.

https://youtu.be/vGwUpM9QryU
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>>721021770
not to toot my own horn here, but i'm fairly confident that i could take a gorilla in a mano e mano bout to the death.

>>721021765
he could beat your bottom.

>>721021793
i think you were looking at the wrong date, my guy.
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>>721021472
Maybe its a rock paper scissors thing. Brock is the rock, gorilla is the scissors and bear the paper.
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Harambe would kick his ass
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>>721021900
That is totally tooting your own horn tho. Brah.
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>>721021900
Yeah and you would probably be in the back vip waiting to suck his cock
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>>721021678
And now that youve seen the bears. Watch these Gorillas get it in for just a sec. Gorilla is the only answer.

https://youtu.be/3T0z1CT-nR8
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>>721021922
well, shoot, hoss.

>>721021958
yeah, but i didn't mean to.

>>721021995
i can think of worse cocks to suck
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>>721021131
Bears have won the superb owl
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>>721021131
>ProTip: Gorillas basically have 4 hands with thumbs.

So are they fighting or having a thumb war? If they're just fighting then having thumbs is a moot point.
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>>721021922
OP here. fuck you guys. Brock Faggot Lesnar is not a part of this thread. Hes fucking Gorilla fodder.
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>>721021864

That is not a real fight to the death.

It's a ritualized test of strength to determine who the better male is.

(evolutionary protip: if they fought to the death each time, the bear species would have a really bad time)
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>>721022120
Where is the owl they won, and what makes it superb?
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>>721022192
wrong again, my man.

brock beats gorilla.
brock loses to bear.
bear beats gorilla.

cut and dry as it gets.
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the bear is twice as big, how is this even a discussion
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>>721022289
Wrong dude, even kids understand this better than you.

Think of it this way;
Rock beats scissors.
Scissors beat paper.
Paper beats rock.

Assuming the bear will beat the gorilla because the bear will beat Brock is an amateur mistake.
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>>721021219
>science has proven that brock lesnar could kill a gorilla in hand to hand combat

Citation Needed
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>>721022238
Watch the fucking gorilla faggot.
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>>721022476
lord give me strength.

okay, buster, let me take you through this one more time.

gorilla can not beat brock lesnar in fight, he just can't. it's been done time and time again, he just can't. gorilla is weak. brock strong.

bear is stronger than brock, and much bigger. russian bear beat brock.

beat beat ape every single time. every time.

>>721022705
cite my balls, cuckcake.
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>>721022760

Okay, the gorilla has speed, agility, strength and huge teeth.

The bear has super strength, Wolverine claws and huge teeth too.

Not so sure the gorilla would win.

It could run really quick and get his nigger friends to gang up on the bear though, and win that way.
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>>721022705
What exactly are you expecting?
An actual scientific paper detailing how the fight would play out?
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>>721021864
But he has 3 times more HP than gorilla, AGILITY wont matter in every scenario tanky>dps
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>>721022241
cant tell if you're being serious
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>>721022447
>the bear is twice as big, how is this even a discussion
Thats why its a discussion. Bears a few feet taller sure. but The are pretty close in raw strength and in my mind the bear is so big it makes him slow and clumsy. A gorilla would put fucking speed knots on a bear before it could fucking swipe.

>GORILLAS HAVE FUCKING FOUR THUMBS
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>>721022810
>cite my balls, cuckcake

Soo... Citation inexistent young lady?
Yeah, I knew Brock could be butt raped by a blind gorilla
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>>721023071
>the gorilla has speed
That's not an advantage that only the gorilla has.
Have you ever seen a bear sprint? It's fucking insane. They built up so much momentum in such little time that they can run up a tree for several meters.
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>>721023071
Not to mention the grizzly is twice as big as a gorilla.
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>>721022476
Ive got two ten year old boys here and with no coaxing whatsoever they say gorilla hands down.
and give the only logical argument as well. bears=slow and clumsy and strong
Gorillas=Fast and not clumsy and just as strong.

Its literally not even fair.
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>>721021131
Bear would rip that nigger apart and feast on its corpse
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>>721023270
>young lady
>acknowledging my huge meaty balls

why put your ignorance in such prominent display? why not leave something to the imagination?

your answer could be found with a cursory google search. i do not need to spoonfeed you my ass.
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>>721023103
He states that science has proved it, if you claim something has been proven by science, you can beat your faggot ass that people will demand proof
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Bears fucking obviously.
Symbolise strength, freedom, America...

Gorillas are the niggers of the jungle, they're manlets too, for animals.

Bears are like 8+ft, and twice their weight, kek.
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>>721023420
>ten year old boys
>knowing fucking anything

why not just ask a woman?
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>>721023236
Twice the size and weight dumb ass not just height. Also bears have claws and kill everything that moves.
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>>721021131
You really need to post thread on /out/
They will know.
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>>721023453
The guy made an obvious joke you fucking sperglord.
Stop embarassing yourself. Are you the retard at work who takes everything literally?
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Bears are god-tier.
Gorillas are nigger-tier.
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>>721023666
he will be laughed off of /out/, don't put this poor bastard through that.
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>>721023433
>"educate yourself shitlord"
That's all proof I need that you are just making bullshit for they sake of your metal problems, fuck off tumblr, no one likes you, not even your parents
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Bear wins easily. Back before the days of PETA, this was done all the time. The bears always beat everything, including lions and tigers.
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>>721021131
fans of new music
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>>721021131
Kinda like asking; who would win, a chicken or an eagle.

Bear takes it every time. Gorillas are allready having a really hard time against leopards, and they're not even remotely as big as bears.
Just for comparison, a brown bear is roughly 550kg while a large male leopard is 90kg.

Furthermore, if that was not convincing enough, bears are PREDATORS, which means that unlike gorillas, they actually are genetically selected by their ability to fight other animals.

Bear wins, no contest, end of thread.
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>>721021900
>>721021922
>>721023433
>>721023500
>>721023666
get thread.
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>>721021131

LOL. I could fight a bear, I am sure the Gorilla would do just fine.
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>>721022705
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>>721023736
why would you be so buttreemed over being asked to simply google something?

furthermore, pinhead, i have no metal problems. all of my metals are in pristine, immaculate condition. frankly, i don't even know why you brought it up.

your post if all the proof that i need to know that you're REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

just use google, christ.
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>>721023822
>tfw i'm 3/5

and checked yourself, buddy
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>>721023692
Do you even readed the thread? that asperg is butt bleeding over the fact that a Gorilla could beat a faggot
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>>721021131
Bears are bad motherfuckers.
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>>721023975
at least talk to me to my face.
i'm right here.

brock beats gorilla.
bear beats brock.
bear beats gorilla.

/thread
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>>721023891
Kek
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Okay. So 1 on 1 a Grizzly Bear could easily fuck up a Silverback Gorilla. But what about 2 Gorillas?
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>>721023071
>Okay, the gorilla has speed, agility, strength and huge teeth.
>The bear has super strength, Wolverine claws and huge teeth too.
a bear is not that much stronger than the gorilla. super strength vs strength is not a valid argument. if anything you could say super strength for both.
>>721023274
>That's not an advantage that only the gorilla has.
It totally is if they are standing and fighting. they are not in a fucking foot race, they are fucking puttin their dukes up and going at it. which the bear is fucking slow at doing. so fuck momentum.
>>721023500
The only reason I brought that up was that you( the person I was replying too anyways) said that even children understand this better. Also fuck you faggot.
>>721023666
Also I literally found /b/ and never left. What is /out/? Outdoors? those faggots dont see gorillas all the time. maybe grizzlys for my american buds. but anyone civilized enough to be on fucking 4chan, and /b/ no less, is not dumb enough to try live or or fucking hike or something where gorillas roam.
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>>721024128
Just like niggers, they'll gang up and never fight on their own!
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>>721023891
i knew i read it from somewhere.
thanks, friend.

take that, naysayers. fuckin' eisenstein said it.
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>>721024128
The bear would win only if he's on his trusty unicycle.
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>>721024063
Useless you are a trip fag, I have no way to know where the hell you are, thats the point of being anon, plus, as far as I know, you are just samefagging
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>>721024200
i never mentioned children. you're confusing me with one of the other faggots in here.

i'm bear beats gorilla, because brock lesnar.

>>721024276
it's been proven you don't know very much, tho, bb.
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>>721023768
Of course they beat fucking tigers and lions. kek. they are fucking bears. But a Silverback is an entirely different can of fucking worms.
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>>721023771
Fuck that Texas faggotry. OP here and I dont want that faggoty blog mentioned here if you dont mind kind sir.
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Bearz weighs more - there4 more momentum. Weight advantage. Therefore more powerful pawz blows. Pawz used as clubs

Gorilz won't be able to inflict damage points cuz of bear's fur coat.

Bearz got thicker skull and all round higher bone density. Stronger Structurally.

While Gorilz relies on muscular power.
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>>721024350
Says the fag that can't cite/prove his own claims, never go full retard dude
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>>721024246
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>>721024362
Not really, gorillas would get killed by a fucking tiger. I don't get how people just dismiss the huge size difference. Haha does everybody picture the gorillas from primal rage? They don't know karate and they don't know ju jitsu they mostly slap really hard
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>>721024535
it's like you didn't even see
>>721023891

are you willfully ignorant, or just that blind/stupid?
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>>721023774
>Gorillas are allready having a really hard time against leopards, and they're not even remotely as big as bears.
Ok sure. but Leopards are fucking infinitely quicker and faster than bears or leopards. Also tho. Gorillas fuck up whatever fucking jungle cat you wanna throw at it, giving a chance blow.
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>>721024563
Proof of evolution folks.
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>>721024362
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>>721024632
Fine, you win this time, just because is Einstein, gotta go to work, thanks for the fun
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>>721024827
yeah, man, no problem.

take care. have a great day. maybe we can shitpost with each other another time.
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>>721024601
>They don't know karate and they don't know ju jitsu they mostly slap really hard
Right. with balled up fist tho. more like a hammer punch. which would absolutely shatter a tigers spine, mid pounce.
>Dat tiger ded
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>>721021131
The bear wins; The gorilla can only grab the bears fur or fat and can't rip of his limbs.
The bear can bite with enough force to break bones...
So this is how the fight would go:
Bear and Gorilla quickly lock in, roughly equal in power, however the bear starts biting and wins
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>>721024914
Yeah if the tiger jumps at the gorilla right in front of it. The gorilla wouldnt even see the fucking tiger coming. Cats have stealth on their side.

Back to bears vs gorillas.

I think a lot of people think gorillas would win because of movies like King Kong and the Congo or games like fucking primal rage. They see these bad ass aggressive gorillas and think that's how they are in real life. Meanwhile bears have teddy bears, whinnie the pooh and fucking yogi bear, the opposite of what they are, brutal fucking eat you alive killing machines.
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OP here. The gorilla wins faggots. deal with it. Gorillas are Literally The most powerful animal in the rainforest.

And to the guy that said Gorillas have a hard time with leopards? Hurr b sum Diskuvree channel fo dat azz.

https://youtu.be/HP-6wG_wZ8A?t=2m50s
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>>721024914
>>721025317
Remember when chimps were cute and safe? Until it was all over the news that a chimp destroyed that ladies face and ripped her tits off?
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>>721025463
>most powerful in the rainforest
>bears don't live in the rainforest
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>>721025317
>They see these bad ass aggressive gorillas and think that's how they are in real life.
Thats cuz that is exactly how they are in real life. Plus they are fucking prideful and dont easily give up. and even when one gorilla has had enough and trys for a retreat, a lot of times the other gorilla wont stand for it and just kills the pussy gorilla.
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>>721025603
Ya good call retard. thats the whole point, we will likely never know so we try to think it out and come up with the winner cuz unless some rich fucking arab buys both and makes them fight to the death and videos it, we can never know for sure.
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>>721021131
>>721021864
>>721022031
>>721023071
Ape can only move fast for a small amount of time. Bear has the stamina, bears can take a shitton of damage before they die.
Tank>dps
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>>721025603

Bears are literally useless in a fight against anything with problem solving skills. I can't prove this, but hear me out.

>>be me
>>walking through wooded park with friends
>>on path, should be safe as fuck
>>nope, here comes the bear
>>nobody really knows what to do, not that it mattered
>>bear starts running at us
>>know I can't run, so adrenaline gives me courage
>>I fucked jump towards it and scream as crazily as i fucking can
>>thing goes back on it's hind legs to intimidate me
>>I drop kick the fucking thing
>>it gets a hit in to my shoulder before it falls backwards
>>bears aren't used to things fighting back
>>i'm up already, and it's working on getting up
>>i start kicking sand and rocks and muck into it's face
>>it's literally fucking blind at this point so it runs off and tries to dig it's eyes out
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>>721023420
kek. Wisdom comes oft from the mouth of babes they say. I think this is one of those times.
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>>721025967

LMFAO. Google translated it to "Fuck what you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in many secret raids on terrorist, and I have more than three hundred. Confirmed kills..." and more but it's a lot.
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>>721025993
Then you slapped him across his face with your glans ?
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>>721026252

No. My arm was bleeding a lot so I went to the hospital.
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>>721021131
Bear wins
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>>721025993
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>>721026292
With your glans ?
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>>721026219
Found the newfag.
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People who would think the gorilla would win, Are you meme'ing on me? or are you just retarded?
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>>721021131
It depends on the first hit of the fight and where the animal is attacked. If a gorilla where to attach from the side it could easily flip a grizzly onto its side and then from there it would probably clobber it to death. Gorillas upper body strength is immense. I'm not saying the bear would never win but more often than not a gorilla will attack with more strategy. Plus I heard one gorilla literally tore the head off of another gorilla before.
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>>721026325

I'm not a newfag. I've just never seen that meme in farsi before.
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>>721025993
Let's add this to the list of things that have never happened.
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Wolverine would kill both.
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>>721025967
kek. fuck you for making me translate that.

Also: Being THIS new
>>721026219
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>>721026400

I'm sure it's happened somewhere.
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>>721026369
>LMFAO
Literally kill yourself. The average 4channer would just scroll past that meme and wouldn't even bother translating it, knowing that it's the navy seal pasta.
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>>721025993
Yeah the gorilla is gonna attack the bear with a riddle.
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>>721023270
Are you seriously asking for a citation for Brock Lesnar being able to kill a gorilla? Are you that fucking retarded, Jesus.
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>>721026482

You should get yourself one of those anger-powered jet backs.
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The grizzly would kill the gorilla.

Just how would the gorilla kill the bear, choke him? By that time the grizzly guts the gorilla with his claws or bites him to death.
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>>721026335
No, Gorillas could only deliver fatal wounds by concussion, whereas bear has 4 enormous paws with deadly claws, + the jaw.

imagine what force it would take to crush a bear's spine, or skull, even ribcage ? and what time ? Enough time for the bear to deliver deadly wounds imo.
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>>721026533

Of course. I forgot problem solving skills are limited to language related tasks.
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>>721026656
Maybe a puzzle?
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Harambe would take him with a nasty juicy joke!
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>>721026653

A Gorilla will block and evade. It's not stupid enough to sit there and trade blows with a bear. Bears give up when they get hurt even slightly unless they are protecting something. Gorilla's love to beat shit for no reason at all.
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It's always disappointing to see how many retards dont know gorillas have large fangs and bite similar to bears.

Such is life.
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>>721026792
They're not boxers idiot they're fucking animals. As smart as they are they don't know martial arts.
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My dad could beat them both up
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a gorilla would run from a bear, and a bear would never attack a gorilla.
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>>721025993
>>>I drop kick the fucking thing
>>>it gets a hit in to my shoulder before it falls backwards
Honestly made me laugh but you DID NOT knock down a bear with a drop kick. fucking kek.
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>>721026881
They bite but grizzlys have a lot of furr. Gorilla biting wouldn't be the winning factor in the fight.
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>>721027038
Probably the most realistic scenario.
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>>721027038
Cage match
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>>721026881
True, i forgot this. But they have tiny dicks.

Dickshaming would be the most efficient technique against a silverback i recon.
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>>721026792
have you ever seen a gorilla fight another gorilla
its usually them flinging themselves at each other

blocking and evading dont go well with shows of dominance
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>>721026653
If the gorilla did attack from the side and got its hands on the bear it would definitely prove fatal for the bear. Silverback gorillas have been recorded bending steel beams. I'm sure if they can bend steel they can break bone. I'm not saying the bear can't win I'm saying the gorilla is stronger than you're making out.
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>>721027038
No. Silverback gorillas fight to the death over territory, the gorilla would not run. The bear would be hesitant to attack it and would run as soon as it was even slightly injured.
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>>721025993
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Bears dont really know they're bears. Gorillas know exactly who they are and are therefore more confident so the gorilla would likely be able to win in most competitions between a bear and a gorilla unless you were to choose a particularly confident and well adjusted bear for the testing.
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A grizzly bear has a bite of 1200 psi this is out Matheson however marginally by a silver back gorilla with a bite of 1300 psi. Source: Your friendly neighbourhood Google.
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>>721027306
>>721025702
So true.... Skip to 2:40
https://youtu.be/HPJTfGhAjSI

Gorillas don't to shit
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Correct answer: it would be a fuckin cool fight
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>>721021131
Gorillas seem almost like they have superpowers because they're so strong, but this is because they look so similar to humans, and their strength in comparison to humans is astounding. But this is not because gorillas are especially strong; it's rather because (most) humans have a mutation which makes us unusually weak for our muscle mass.

There have been several bottlenecks in human evolution in which conditions were so harsh that only a few thousand humans survived. During the last ice age, for example, it's estimated that no more than 5000 humans existed over the whole planet by the time it ended. During these periods, evolution favoured humans whose mental acuity and creativity gave them the imagination to scrounge for resources, while at the same time those with a mutation which required many fewer calories also were more likely to survive. The net result is that the few people borh without this mutation (who have a condition called hypermuscularity) are just as strong as gorillas.

Gorillas and bears both have normal-strength muscles, as they lack the myostatin mutation which weakens humans. Given the vastly superior mass of a grizzly over even the largest of the silverback great apes, and given the superior armament of claws and teeth in the grizzly, there's simply no doubt that in a one-on-one confrontation the bear beats the gorilla every time.
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>>721027600
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>>721026544
dubs for jetbacks. I want one
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>>721027789
>>721027808

They both need some whitening.
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>>721026544
Fucking Jet Backs, how do they work?
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>>721027593
Or unless the bear was wearing a brand new tailored suit that would raise his confidence the bear would surely win.
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>>721027884
Teeth are naturally yellow. The human obsession with white teeth actually causes teeth to weaken and wear out long before they should.
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>>721021864
A 350lbs herbivore vs a 600lbs carnivore.
"but the plant eater is faster,"
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>>721026994
Maybe. but my dad would beat up your dad and my dads dead.
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>>721027789
A gorilla has a stronger psi bite it beats the grizzly by 100psi.
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>>721027996

I wish everybody knew this.

"Your teeth are yellow!"
>>how many cavities do you have: 0
"Your teeth are so white!"
>>how many cavities do you have: all of them
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>>721028013
That's a relatively minor difference, especially since gorilla jaws are make for chewing, while a bear's jaw is made for ripping and tearing. The muzzle gives the bear leverage. Every seen a bear attacking? It twists its head from side to side to create torque when biting.
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>>721027294
Strong AF plus as OP pointed out, They do have four fucking hands with thumbs. finally there are some people making sense in this thread.
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>>721027789
nerd
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>>721021940

Underrated post
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big claws beat fists
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>>721028183
Yes of course! they would be able to hold four knives and or guns.
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>>721021940

Let's just agree that harambe could beat up brock lesner and close the thread.
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>>721028209
Samefag gtfo
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>>721027294
>>721028183
Please read >>721027789. Gorillas are only strong *in relation to humans*. Humans have a myostatin mutation which weakens our muscles to save calories (which we use for thinking; 1/3rd of all our calorie intake goes directly to the brain). Neither bears nor gorillas have this mutation, which means they're equally strong pound for pound -- but grizzlies outmass gorillas by a wide margin.
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>>721021131
If the bear has a good jab, I go with bear.
Gorilla has reach, but in ground/ pound bear wins 100%
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>>721028574
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Knotts vs Lesnar - who would win?
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>>721028563
Gorillas are strong full stop. Let's not forget that most of a gorillas weight is fucking muscle whilst a grizzly is primarily fat. A gorilla has 32 fangs whilst a grizzly has but a few Sharp incisors. The gorillas has opposable thumbs and can therefore grip harder than any bear could and finally a gorilla can literally fight to the death for the sake of stubbornness whilst a bear runs from anything to challenging.
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>>721028676
Fearless fife in his prime
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>>721028000
>A 350lbs herbivore vs a 600lbs carnivore.
The dumbest fucking argument you could make. Rhinos are fucking herbivores but they would fuck up a Saint Bernard which is a natural carnivore.
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what about a rhino vs. a polar bear?
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>>721028893
Sound reasoning. Gorilla For the fucking WIN.
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>>721028893
This is a shaved grizzly. Does this look like fat to you? I repeat, gorillas only seem to strong to us because of the comparison to relatively weak human muscles. Grizzly muscles and gorilla muscles have the same strength pound for pound, but grizzlies wildly outmass gorillas. And, as I've already written, grizzly jaws are made to rip and tear, with the muzzle priving leverage and torque, while a gorilla jaw is made for chewing.
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>>721029163
Wrong to/too tho
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>>721021131
>bear has the body weight advantage, can just crush the gorilla
>bears have massive jaws that can kill anything in a bite
>A bears claw can rip your flesh off, a gorilla has no claws
>Bears are just bigger, more flesh + muscle absorbing impact
Step your game up gorilla
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>>721029285
A gorilla is more agile
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