Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>721003229
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
FIRST
Claim :o
>>721016832
what's up /b/ro's?
>>721016892
you stole my first -_-
syndra is a soggy cunt
CLaim
>>721016942
>>721016820
I think you've talked with the other Mukuro claimer (which for some reason I've never seen).
fuck it I'm.just going to lewd out
>>721016985
You know I love you bby
>>721016995
But aside from me being bored I'm good.
Done anything fun today?
>>721017030
But i dont love you.
カラミチーマス
To the other guy who was talking to me, what kind of carnival is it?
>>721016821
There is no Angry marine Anon.
>>721017085
That's what you say but I know you do
You are a cute tsun
>>721016995
Other? O
Maybe I did then, you label all your files with Muku or what?
Also yeah, kinda kinda. My classes are concentrated on monday and wedensday, and I just finished today so I got another five days of relaxing ahead of me
Sadly the internet keeps fucking cutting out every few minutes so I can't risk playing anything online, and xcom 2 has been downloading for a week now
What about? if you're bored why don't you play a game
>>721017305
scarf-chan :o
i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless trannies/gays wondering in thinking its always been a dating thread.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.
i was forsenE.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.
THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.
/WAIFU/ SINGS I AM A FORSEN BOY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.
lyrics:
https://genius.com/Dj-karl-the-dog-i-am-a-forsenboy-lyrics
quick way to sing it:
http://vocaroo.com/
any other ways are accepted
>>721017297
All of my pc files are muku, mukuro or something similar, but the ones on my mobile have the original names.
I don't have anyone to play with, and there's only so much soloing I can do without getting bored. And since I use a pretty old laptop the best I can do is play slightly old games.
>>721017207
At first it was supposed to be a catholic holiday. But nowadays it's just a reason for peole to party and drink (the local bars earn 1/8th of their yearly revenue in that one week). People just dress up in costumes that are either thematic or simply funny and party.
>>721017547
why does this never stop being funny holy actual fuck dude
>>721017007
I just can't see Haruhi as anything but a corporate slut, like Miku. Just a different medium. Only good for advertisement and sex.
>>721017448
komine-san
>>721017629
you a wrong ass nigga fam
>>721017612
Well that should make it easier to point you out, then. But why are they called Muku and Mukuro and not one or the other?
What games? What's your video card?
>>721018036
You don't even post your waifu. Your comments are irrelevant.
>>721018571
Waifu Status: Posted
>>721017679
you're a dingi :o
>>721018639
> muh blonde hair blue eyed westerners in muh Filipino flipbooks
Could we even call you a weeb? You seem more of a westaboo.
>>721018862
Blondes are cute!
I liked panty better than stocking
Fight me
>>721018754
yeah
>>721018036
Because when I tried to move all my mukuro images from one folder to another my amazing laptop messed up their names for some reason, and I'm a bit too lazy to rename them all over again.
I playe pretty much anything that my pc runs well (30 fps is good enough for me). It ranges from grandstrategy, to simple shooters all the way to alternate reality puzzle games.
My video card: AMD Radeon HD 8600M Series
Sorry, but I will need to go for a few hours in a few minutes.
>>721018943
Both are huge sluts and one is a lying masochist. If I had to pick, I'd go with one of the demon sisters.
>>721017612
Very loud. Very tiring. Very rewarding. Lots of luck.
>>721019341
Yeah but they're pretty cute, I liked the angels not acting angelic thing
>>721019295
Ohh alright that's fair. Shame though.
Well maybe you can name me a few games next time you're here, peace.
>>721020075
Games ranging from hearts of iron 4 to cs go to world of warships to the black watchmen.
Here's my discord: phinal#6673
Waifu Claimed
>>721020653
fuck you graf
>>721020685
Let's watch Kimi no na wa.
>>721020075
Eh. They weren't angels in my eyes, that's his for sure.
>>721020726
sorry I don't watch trash
>>721020601
Ah sorry I'd rather not add you yet, I prefer to talk on thread. There are a few people that play hearts of iron 4 though, and a big bunch that play world of warships
>>721020874
That is for sure*
>>721020898
Come on, stop being a meme.
>>721020929
>stop being a meme
you're demanding the impossible
>>721020653
>Waife
There's only one pollack that would say that
>>721020601
>phoneposting
what happened?
>>721021012
he said he had to go somewhere I thinks
>>721021012
Ha! Who even posts from phones anymore
>>721020601
What server do you play warships?
>>721021012
9187607046 I'm a whore
>>721021154
It's a mystery.
here
and
>>721021154
me sometimes
>>721022223
It was more irony, since I do it every day
>>721022265
hello
>>721022287
oh uh yeah i knew that
Can any recommend me a new headset? im not looking to spend too much like 50 or so
>>721022554
*sip*
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-mnk1zYbzc
So guys, what's the best thing about your waifus?
>>721016919
3DPD
>>721023338
I got razer tiamat, but it's only so-so.
>>721023610
L-Lewd!
Sup waifu
Okay guys bye bye!
>>721023684
enjoy whatever youre sipping
>>721023732
worth 75 bucks?
>>721023924
chara
>>721023988
Hello and goodbye Karen
>>721024016
smug
How are you?
>>721024016
cola
>>721023338
Steelseries Siberia 200
Claiming Takanashi Hikari.
>>721024016
>worth 75 bucks?
Nope
claiming
>>721023732
>best thing about my waifu
No one from the fanbase likes them. Making me able to not be part of one of the most cancerous fanbases ever while still being a fan of the game
>>721024244
Welcome to waifu, where is your waifu from?
>>721024100
my headset gave out so a bit sad that i have to get a new one
>>721024134
Havent had cola in a while
>>721024154
those seem very decent thank you
>>721024310
alright thank you for your input
>>721024542
Demi-chan wa Kataritai
>>721024670
*sip*
>>721024670
A shame. What kind of headset do you plan on getting?
>>721024670
no problem
>>721024979
something in the 50 to 70 dollar mark. So far those Steelseries Siberia seem like a decent enough buy. Ill look around a bit later
>>721024670
The 7.1 is only a gimmick. Mic is shaky when pulled out. Length of the wire to the volume control unit is too short. Comfortable though. If you like razer logo, then it might be worth 75 bucks, but only then.
Well, turns out there was hardly anything to do at work and I'll br back in about an hour!
>>721019952
Don't get me wrong, it is fun
>>721020898
That's understandable.
I know there are plenty people playins wows, sadly none of my friends play it though.
>>721021012
It's just my discord, I honestly don't care who adds me up there. I just use it to chat to people.
>>721021176
I am in Western Europe, so make a guess.
GTFO MAH /b/
>>721024781
*Ship*
>>721025475
I dont really care for a logo too much. I just want it to play sound decent and have an acceptable mic so nobody wants to kill me when we play
Hello everyone! How's it going?
Claimed, desu~
>>721025293
Good luck with that. I don't know much about headsets. I usually just get on ear headsets about 20 bucks.
>>721025968
heya Yui
>>721025968
hi. it goes.
>>721026087
nah i like my big headsets
>>721026318
Me too, but I don't like spending much money on it
>just spent 200 bucks on public transportation today
fuck that
>>721026318
that's good.
>>721026087
Hey Chara!
It's almost the weekend. What's everyone planning on doing?
>>721026463
i feel its worth it to me to at least spend a bit. How long does that 200 get you?
>>721026590
its only wensday though
>>721024542
HE'S A FILTHY SEASONAL.
Succubus best girl anyway.
Claimed
>>721026590
Saturday working in appartment. Need to paint walls and shit.
A looooot of painting needs to be done.
>fuck
>>721026681
Well... I paid 150 and 61. The 150 let me go for 6 months in vienna.
The 61 let me go for 41 a month for a year to let me go between the zones that aren't vienna.
>public transportation is zone restricted
>vienna is a zone
>I need two extra zones to get to vienna, those cost 41 bucks with a ticket that costs 20 bucks
>>721026688
There's a succubus in that anime? Nice.
>>721026681
My bad, I thought it was Thursday! Still, we're past the halfway point in the week!
I'll just be relaxing and doing research for my course. I may meet up with people to get some practice sessions in, too.
>>721026914
Sounds fun! What colour are you gonna go for?
>>721026914
There is. Ponytail, megane, Slav Tuxedo, almost cake; she's the full package.
>>721026954
It's not fun.
Going for white. I don't want the stupid orange that was here, so imma paint it white.
The tiles in the entrance area are pitch black though.
>>721027024
I see you Rorying. They hating
>>721027084
I need a pic of her. Before I say she's trash
>>721026914
thats really confusing and shit. at least you can go places i guess
>>721026954
practice sessions?
>>721027144
They always be hatin yo
>>721027260
I study interpreting, so my classmates and I meet up for practice outside of class to keep our skills sharp.
>>721027144
>orange
bleh. That's gonna take a few layers to cover up, I bet. If I had the money for a flight to Austria I'd come and help!
>>721027260
yeah, I can. But it costs half of my fucking money. Just... fuck.
>>721027281
Well duh, they got nothing better to do after all
>>721027399
It was a rather light orange, two layers should be enough actually.
>>721027399
like hand signs and stuff?
>>721027548
Yeah it does suck but what else can you do?
>>721027144
>>721027777
hey its that new monster girl one
>>721027840
Indeed, thank you for recommending it to me.
A bunch of people I know! Yay!
>>721027753
Exactly. Nothing. Oh yeah, I might work in a circus if everything goes well.
>>721027777
Is that the succubus? Fucking hell, it's average looking as fuck. How does this semen demon lay anyone?
But nice quads
>>721027941
Sup Fran?
>>721027971
It's a classic "Hurr durr I'm a succ-ubus but I don't want to seduce men!"
Basically she is making herself look at plain as possible to not seduce men.
>>721027900
oh yeah no problem. good you like it i guess.
>>721027971
doing what?
>>721027971
>>How does this semen demon lay anyone?
With quads of course...
>>721026688
Just because it changed this season doesn't mean it changes seasonally.
>>721028056
What a shit succubus. How does she even survive? She needs sex.
Shit lore /10
Even shittier waifu /10
>>721028061
Not sure yet.
Showing people their designated seats
Working in bar
Working at the cash register
Working as cleaning dude between the shows
One of those 4 probably
>>721028087
But she doesN't even want to?!
Trade chat in warframe is pure cancer, everyone thinks they're Rick Harris and I just walked into his pawn shop
>>721027753
Uhh no. Interpreting is oral translation. So if somebody is speaking another language, I can say what they're saying in English at the same time as they're speaking, or just after they've finished, depending on if I'm operating consecutively or simultaneously.
>>721028270
I blame Japan. Only those sick, sadistic, bastards would try and force a pure succubus on people.
I think the last episode was a Succubus episode, she goes far out of her way to keep her "purity" intact.
Endearing is a word I would use to define her. Ironically enough, her plain and boyish look is boner fuel for a few people.
Like me.
>>721028454
Well, duh. I can only imagine how fucked the market is with the introduction of Riven mods.
>>721028270
oh i thought you meant as an act lol
>>721028497
Oh i thought it meant signs my bad
>>721028526
It's beyond fucked
People try to sell shit rolls for over 100p
And apparently crit chance = good regardless of the weapon's stats
>>721027971
A lot of school work
What's this about succubuses?
>>721028454
Yeah.... Its pretty bad.
One thing that helps me sell the prime stuff and rare mods I get is offering a discount if you buy multiple items from me
>>721028857
Wew. Glad I don't have to mess with it. Tho I did finally get into the Plat Market.
I'm a General is Steel Meridian so I can purchase and sell Vaykor Hek, Marelok, and the Trident weapon.
But I bet those weapons are down to like, 10 plat?
>>721028526
Last episode was more about Yukionna-chan than Succubus-san.
>>721028526
No wonder you it fuels your boner. You have tomoko as waifu anyway. Trash always attracts trash
All kidding aside, doesn't sound like my kind of succubus
>>721028712
Yeah, everyone thinks that. It's hillarious.
>I worked in a circus
>WOAH WHAT DID YOU DO?!
>Sold popcorn and stuff
>???
>Profit
>>721028995
A seasonal succubus apparently that doesn't want to fuck people
>>721028995
It's so flooded with rivens now
I've been trying to sell a Nova Prime set for a while, no offers yet
>>721029010
Those are worth between 20 and 30 each
Now it's get a godroll Soma or Dread Riven, or don't make plat
Hello all
>>721029231
>Trash always attracts trash
You're waifu is an androgynous he-she that is an overrated shit tier main character from a tumblr-tier SJW weeb RPG.
>>721029315
Oh cool, so the weapons are still the same price. Maybe whenever I'm able to play again I can start farming plat.
>>721028712
No worries. What do you do?
>>721029369
Hey there!
>>721028857
Rip me, since I just recently got back into it I just finished the war within a while ago. So far the only rivens I have are for the Penta and the cestra
Also, I was in my edgy phase back in freshman year of high school, so my username is shit. WHY IS IT 200 P TO CHANGE?
>>721029231
Why though? That is litteraly the reason for her existence. What next, a banshee not wanting the haunt the person who fucked with them? A mimic not wan5ing to eat an unsuspecting adventurer?
>>721029315
Yeah, I have a bunch of nice rare mods, not many good corrupted sadly, but no one wants them
>>721029558
>WHY IS IT 200 P TO CHANGE?
To punish you financially for being an edgy chuunibyou when creating your profile.
>>721029486
The only problem is almost everyone has the syndicate weapons now
And Steel meridian, Arbiters, and Suda seem to be more common
Also Chara himself is a trap
>>721029558
>Edgy name
I know that feel
At least Penta is a good weapon, my first Riven was the tetra
Shiro claimed.
>>721017547
tldr
>>721029518
Hi new person
>>721029486
meeep, wrong, they're the antagonist and hated by tumblr for "killing so many cute monsters"
Points for trying
>>721029518
So, what are you up to?
>>721029558
Exactly! I don't like it! It's bullshit!
MONSTER MUSUME IS BAAAAD!
>>721029881
Sup Tali
>>721029861
Heil Hitler
>>721029746
That's what I always hear. My IRL friend praises the Vaykor Marelok as Jesus-Pistol. And the Vaykor Hek is just a specialized Hek, which is already a good weapon.
Either of you get Equinox? Such a fucjing pain. I had to fight Tyl 35 times. Worth it though.
>>721029692
Kill me
>>721029746
But I hate grenade launchers
Melee riven when?
>>721029861
Ayy
>>721029861
It's just a meme.
>>721029915
k
>>721029939
That'll be about 50 plat, fam.
>>721029915
Sieg Heil, Kamerad!
Lasst uns Juden, Zigeuner, Schwule und Kommunisten ausrotten!
>>721029939
How's it going?
>>721029967
A way too long one, what did it say?
>>721029861
>tldr
Someone had the idea to make a thread on /b/ to talk about waifus
He called it /waifu/
And nothing of nothe ever came of it
The End?
>>721030057
I'm leaving, sing for me
>>721030033
But you got the he-she trash right kek
>>721030057
Ich mach mit wenn du statt Schwulen Muslime reingibst
>>721029915
Bleh
Of course thats where she is from
>>721030033
Deal
>>721030057
Lots of school work.
>>721029918
Either Marlok is good really
I prefer Lex Prime myself, though
>>721029939
Equinox is one of my favorites
Scrub canons are great though
>>721030095
Holy lel, that dude sounds like a total looser xDD.
>>721030133
Can I sing whatever I want?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPzTGx96P6U
>>721030193
>statt
Why not both?
>>721030224
Yea, I know the feeling. In the middle of my exams as well.
>>721030367
No, that was the tl:dr
>>721029881
I've been in waifu threads for over a month now, but hey.
>>721029915
I'm just posting on here atm. About to go and read soon. You?
Why are we talking about gay Muslims?
>>721030422
Aww, I wanted to sing Serbian propaganda.
>>721030345
She is my second favorite. Still trying to get Valkyr prime
I'm a melee fan. Jat kittag a best
>>721030367
Still two weeks before
>>721030224
Weil... weil...
hmm...
Persönliche Bevorzugung. Hab nichts gegen Schwule. Nichts das hilft zumindest. Schwule gabs länger als Muslime. Muslime kann man unter Umständen ausrotten, aber Schwule? Nie im Leben.
>>721030478
Talking about Gays and Muslims. German memes and stuff about what needs to be gassed next
>>721030367
>In the middle of my exams as well.
Posting on waifu while some's got a finger up your butt...
I admire your commitment but that would put you in a fold with the very people you wanted to exterminate.
>>721030600
I used to play Valkyr a lot, but she has too many flaws now
I prefer to use Wukong in melee or as a tank, he is stronk
>>721030600
Be careful though, time flies when you're a faggot.
>>721030882
Posting on waifu while some's got a finger up your butt...
I-I would totally not enjoy this particular situation. Stop saying weird things.
>people you wanted to exterminate
Don't worry, mate, I am under budget and ahead of schedule, so I got plenty time to do important stuff.
Welcher Name ist falsch?
>>721030612
What?
>>721031072
Might get him latter.
Mostly use her for the warcry as a near perminate attack speed boost. And the ult for the uh oh situations
And the ripline because I suck at platforming in 3d
>>721031529
It does...
>>721030600
Damn, Valkyr has a prime version now?
>>721031625
fuck, sorry, >>721030612 was meant for >>721031529
>>721031625
Monster Musume makes me dislike them the longer it goes on even more. It was fun at first but now it's just shit
>>721030612
>schwule kann man nicht ausrotten
Ergo ist es nicht biologisch, und so kann es sich nur um eine geistige Entartung handeln.
qed