ITT: post the weirdest/sickest sexual thing/fetish you've

>>721004307
i once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
with a woman from the church of jesus christ of the latter day saints

>>721004307
> inb4 that dude with his dick in a blender

>>721004376
>inb4 a bunch of faggots do their typical retarded joke.

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>>721004376
Jesus dude, that's twisted.

>>721004376
Reported to FBI.

My wife is into extreme domination, I once put her in the pot during poker night when I ran out of money.

>>721004376
Reported to the FBI you fucking pervert.

>>721004620
And?

I'm in the snuff industry, and I fucked and killed dozens of girls is many different ways. I also sometimes did some cooking/taxidermy on some of them. I remember a beautiful ginger who was a really funny girl. I skinned her alive before cooking her in boiling water. Ask me anything.

>>721004755
And the winner got twenty minutes in the spare bedroom with her. I told him 'be rough, she likes that.' jesus, the screams we heard. Pretty sure every one of us was rock hard by the time they came out. Sucks for the rest of my friends, I got to finish her off when they left.

>>721004924
If she was really funny, didn't you feel kinda shitty about skinning her and shit?

I mean I would normally because I'm not psychotic or interested in murdering people, but I feel like it'd be hard if they were really funny.

>>721004307
my name is adolf hitler and i killed a hundred million jews with my penis

>>721004307
Pissed on a girl.

She asked me to, found it wierd, she asked if she could return the favor, I declined
Fucked her for a couple more weeks and sacked her off

Last time I visit my grandma.

>>721004307
That OP image is questionable. Just sayin.

>>721004924
ohh so edgy
also fake and gay

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>>721004307

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>>721005087

I once spent 3 years gaslighting and psychologically torturing a girl who was in love with me, but I didn't care about. I eroded her personality and even got her hooked on drugs to see if I could.

>>721004307
>>721005058
I pissed in a girl, she said it felt good. It was actually hard to do because I couldn't pee with a boner so I had to wait for it to go down a bit while inside her to be able to start pissing.

Did it in the bathtub, no mess. She liked it for some reason. I miss her sometimes lol.

>>721005084
I figured it was probably a pasta.

>>721004307
Used my sleeping sisters hand to jerk off then put my cum in her mouth

>>721004962
A better end to the story would be that you won with a full house and took the pot.

>>721005016
Why would I feel bad ? I like snuffing. And I got a lot of money from the client for doing this. It's just business. Also do the people in slaughterhouses feel bad for killing bunnies even if they are cute and fluffy ? No.

>>721005058
kek

>>721004376
Ohh fuck! What a fucking sick faggot, there's limits you piece of pervert shit.

>>721005141
She blew me first so erection and the first time you piss after jizzing feeling

She had a rubber sheet down

I don't think I was the first.

She enjoyed it, I didn't

Honestly couldn't look at her anymore all I could see was piss splashing off her face.

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>>721004924

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Lolski, comrade.

14 years ago, got into a hot sex chat with a local girl who told me she needed to see me in person and make it happen. she gave me her address and told me to go inside the house and find her waiting in bed. Being a complete moron, i thought this was a great idea. everything worked out fine for a while. I slipped into bed naked with her and we made out for a while. i went down on her, kindof hairy but nice pussy. she went down on me and screamed. she wasnt expecting a penis. apparently she was under impression i was going to be a girl. I quickly retreated. We had been set up by an ex lover of hers.

>>721005104
that little brown spot on her white panties from her asshole is disgusting tho.

I hurt somebody's feelings, once.

I once spent 3 years gaslighting and psychologically abusing a girl who was in love with me. I destroyed her personality and got her hooked on drugs to see if I could.

>>721005248
I hated when the Kiwi died in The Hateful Eight, she seemed so nice. I couldn't do it. Although I couldn't murder either, so...

>>721004307
How in blazes did not someone ask for more.

Pls elaborate, anon. Context, reasons, all of that.

>>721005347
>Honestly couldn't look at her anymore all I could see was piss splashing off her face.

So she got hotter? I don't get the problem.

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>>721005465
I'm glad I'm not the only one, Anon.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

>>721004307
What the hell did you have on them that they agreed to do that? How did you approach them about it? I must know more.

>>721005621
Hating when the Kiwi died? Or, not murdering?

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>>721005707
Hating when the Kiwi died. That pleading look in her eye. She didn't deserve it, mane. None of them did.

>>721005141
Are you me? I've done the same exact thing, I loved it and so did she. Not with her anymore, sadly.

>>721005418
This is transparently made up

>>721005494
>>721005686

Both girls extremely petite and short. One blonde, one brunette. Caught one stealing from the til, and walked in on the other falsifying documents at work. Both fireable offenses.

They were both legal, one was 19, the other had just turned 18. Both these incidents happened within like three days of each other. They both begged me not to tell, need my job, I'll do anything blah blah. I'm usually a pretty nice guy, so I just shrugged and said sure initially.

But a few days later I started thinking I could turn this to my advantage. Invited them to hang out after work (individually) then when they both showed up all wtf, sat them down and explained the situation.

1. They'd both done something that would get them fired.

2. I was happy to keep my mouth shut, but there'd be a price to pay.

The younger blonde agreed pretty quickly, but the brunette took some convincing/explaining. Luckily she pays a fuckton of insurance for a DUI she got last year. And thus, the most epic, definitely not-entirely-consensual threesome was born.

>>721004924
No such thing.
Go back to working on your Sonichu comic.

>>721005079
You're right. Why, in the name of God, is there only one?

>>721005849
You are my hero.

>>721005807
Yeah, poor girl, I didn't give a shit about the rest though.

>>721005810
How old were you at the time, I think I was probably about 17 or 18. She was a freak sexually, was awesome.

>Be 14
>Have a girlfriend lets call her Jennifer
>Jennifer tells me her older cousin Chloe who is about 15 wants to come hang.
>The more the merrier
>We had this little indent in a street where cars parked at night
>during the day no adults went there ever
>Chloe decides shes thristy and goes down to the shop
>Jennifer decided we should french kiss with the time we had
>with my back to the wall and my ass on the floor she gets on her knees.
>what happens is 5 minutes of awkward groping and kissing
>was a virgin so shit was cash
>Chloe comes saying she didnt have enough money
>we didnt have enough time to get away from eachother
>she stares for a solid 30 seconds and asks if she can join in
>my already semi dick stiffens
>Jennifer looks at me with the sluttiest grin ive seen to date
>even though our indent is private cars still drive by
>we end up in a tent in jennifers back garden that was set up for her younger siblings
>Chloe being experienced and shit without a word being said pulls my trousers to my knees
>fucking diamonds
>she tells me to sit down and I gladly oblige
>tries to give me a blowjob but ends up just massaging the my head with her lips
>not that im complaining
>Jennifer jealous of the attention tries afterwards getting halfway down the shaft without even choking
>Chloe horny as shit asks me to finger her at this point
>they switch places a few times
>they get super kinky all of a sudden
>look at eachother with some nasty look and drop their leggings simultaniously
>almost nut on the spot
>they ask me to eat them out
>Do so always making sure each of them are pleasured at any time
>be it finger or oral
>after jennifer got wet enough she sat up and pushed me on my back
>she slowly gets onto her knees crawls over and flattens my legs
>with her panties still hanging onto her ankle for dear life she starts to grind her pussy up my dick against my belly
>I came after a minute in complete awe
>they dress up (CONT) ?

>>721005849
>The younger blonde agreed pretty quickly
Noted.

If true, you're doing good work.

>>721004307
Back when I was a poorfag I used to have to use public laundromats.

If I was lucky a hot babe or milf would come in while I was doing my laundry.

I'm not proud, but I'd wait until their shit was in the dryer and they fucked off for a coffee or whatever. I'd crack open the dryer, find the sexiest pair of underwear I could find. While it was still wet from the wash and hot from the dryer I'd wrap it around my cock and jerk off with it.

After I'd dumped a hot load into their underwear I'd put them back in the dryer.

I'd like to image some hot bitch jogging or some such with my dried on cum in her underpants.

Shit was cash bro.

Then I got caught. Fun over.

>>721004307
Story?

>>721004307
That's hot, more details? What did the two coworkers look like?

>>721005849

Go on. Need more details on what went down.

>>721005817
yah, definitely sounds like it, dont blame you, but it totally happened to me. Ive never told anyone i know about it. For a little while i tried to convince her she wanted to have sex with a dude. She was 100% lesbian. I think i was her first boy kiss. I wondered how she couldnt notice i was a dude while kissing, but I was a real skinny, slight-built dude back then, barely any facial hair, pretty much a little faggy-cake to be honest. so yah, that happened.

>>721005967
Like I said, I'm usually a very mild-mannered, nice guy. So I felt kinda bad. I seriously went all cold and Machiavellian, to this day I still don't know where the fuck it came from other than they were both smoking hot and I'd had my eye on them both for a while.

>>721006052
Blonde was very slender, a little taller, Tiny AA cup tits. Willowy, I guess. Brunette was short and a little more filled out. probably b cups, and the plumpest little ass I've ever seen.

>on holiday with family
>sister, mom and aunt have been drinking cocktails all morning
>adults go out on some trip
>I'm swimming in the pool
>sister has passed out or fallen asleep by the pool
>she's wearing a very small white bikini
>can see her camel toe
>boner.gif, start cautiously jacking it
>after 10 mins, she hasn't moved a muscle
>get out, go over and poke her on the cheek
>nothing
>poke her in the ribs
>nothing
>bikini is the type with the strings at the sides
>give one of them a tug
>she doesn't react at all
>untie other side
>pull front down, find out she has a real nice bush
>harder than I've ever been before, start jacking again
>about to cum, rub dick across her pubes
>cum buckets all over it
>put her bikini back in place carefully, tie it up
>act like nothing happened
>she woke up an hour later and then went for a swim and didn't seem to notice

Where to begin. I used to have a gf that was into all kinds of hardcore stuff. I "raped" her at gunpoint, would beat her and give her a bloody nose then face fuck her so she coughed up bloody snot all over my dick, she cut herself for me and I cut her, I pissed on her, I pissed inside her. I can go on and on. We also switched and she did some fucked up stuff to me too.

>>721004924
>girl
>funny
Fake confirmed.

>>721004376
This joke is overdone and you and everyone else who responded are retarded butt munchers.

>>721004307
a chubby girl from work (3/10) had a crush on me and wanted to hook up with me. wrote her that iam not interested but would like to see her masturbate. i was pretty drunk and the moment i wrote that, i thought i will get into trouble. but she accepted and visited me. she sat on my bed bottomless and rubbed her pussy and moaned like there was no tomorrow. got turned on and fucked her raw. we became a sex couple and 95% of the time we fucked at her house. i didnt really care about that relationship (because 3/10 as i said and she had the personality of a stone) and tried some weird positions and also anal and a2m. she never complained. i moaned intentionally loud so that her brother and parents could hear me/us. one time the little brother told me "dude we could hear you all the time having sex" and i was just like "yes i know". his face when.

still good friends with her dad

>>721006149
Either you're lying or she let you do this/was too scared to stop you. Probably you're lying.

>>721005977
She was 20, I was...much older. This was only about a year ago

>>721004307
I fuck my daughters. I fucked one on a public bathroom changing table, I fuck them right after their little girl softball games, Ifuck them wheneverI want because they're hot and they're mine. There is nothing like cumming in a girl you made yourself.
Little girls are made to get fucked by her daddy.

Got my ex to fuck a dog twice, was reluctant but did cum during the second Time

>>721006259
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

before i started dating my long term girlfriend in college i raped her while she was unconscious from drinking.

>>721006127
Told them they may as well start by kissing and making up. So they hesitantly sat on the couch and started kissing, just little lip smooches. I told them I was getting bored, got up to grab a beer, and that they'd better have stepped their game up by the time I got back from the kitchen.

Come back to them full frenching and groping each other through their shirts, blondie was starting to moan a bit. Cont?

>>721006360

Yes, please, as many details as possible. The idea of 2 girls who hate each other being forced to fuck it great.

>>721006304
No shit. Thanks cap!

>>721006305
That's not rape. If a cunt doesn't want to be fucked like that it won't put itself in that position. Your gf is a slut who likes getting fucked by random guys without the responsibility of it.

>>721006360
Go on

>>721004376
Im not claiming i invented this.
But i did actually invent this response and I stand by it

>>721006450
ex-gf. now married to a totally different slut who i have fucked while passed out multiple times.

>>721005019
Adong Hitler?

>>721004307
I get my gf to smother my face with her cunt so I can't breathe then piss down my throat

>>721006360
Yes please

>>721006542
Na fgt get me name rite m8 it's dickler. Fite me 1v1 fgt.

>>721006417
>>721006459

That'sbetter.jpg took off my shirt and pulled out my dick and started jacking it. Told them to take off each other's shirts and bras, that was a fucking sight to behold. Watched them make out topless for a few minutes, then told them to crawl over to me. bj time. blondie dove in at first, I'm getting the sense she's actually a freak and loving the thought.

They started taking turns on my cock, but then blondie began to get a little more assertive, almost stealing my cock from the brunette. After a few minutes of that, I grabbed them both by the ponytails and pressed their mouths together with my dick in the middle. That brings us to the first nut I blew, all over their faces. Moar?

>>721006033
How did you get caught? What happened to you?

>>721005058
pissed on my wife a few times, meh what ever floats her goat i guess

>>721004307

got my sister pregnant.

>>721004924
How do you get into the industry ?

>>721006024
duh

>>721006275
Either you're lying, or an idiot, because you'd have to be borderline-retarded to admit to this online if you really do it.

>>721006638
Moar finish the story bro

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>>721006472
Originalfag here, I believe you unconditionally. Thank you for your contribution to our establishment.

>>721006024
YESS PLEASE

>>721006243
you deserve dubs

>>721005120
How did you gaslight her?

>>721006698
I was making false snuff porn with friends, and I got contacted by a producer who wanted to cast me. My first victim was a brunette, I gutted her while Fucking her in the ass.

>>721006638
fuck it, I'll continue. I'm actually enjoying reliving this. So cum all over their faces, obviously can't have that. Told them to clean each other off. Blondie sticks out her tongue and moves towards brunette who backs off and settles down on her haunches. Her face is getting red, and I can tell tears are close.

Didn't want her to freak out and leave, so I told her softly, 'Look, I know you don't want to do this, but you know what'll happen if you don't. But don't worry, I'm going to make sure this is great for you too.' I'll never forget this, the sweet little thing, she just fights back a sniffle, nods, closes her eyes and raises her chin. Gently purses her lips and turns her face to blondie, who fucking devours my cum off of her. Jesus, I've blown so many loads to that mental image.

Once she was cleaned up, brunette hesitantly started licking my cum off of blondie. Blondie's got a slutty grin on her face at this point, actually closed her eyes and moaned, she was really getting into things.

>>721006243
>"Yes i know"
Love that shit when people telling you to keep it on the downlow and you make them look like an idiot

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ITT: edgy teens

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>>721006978
>>721006978

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>>721004307
cucking

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had a sex dream about my sister. i'm obsessed with her. i want her so bad now. jack off into her panties and shampoo. fap to her constantly. never was into her until that dream. now i can't stop thinking about wanting her. she's so sexy to me now.

>>721005079
mless/C3E594F

>>721006149
Fake, but kinda hot.

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>>721006651
This bitch was so hot I was fucking diamonds watching her bending over the washer. Had this skirt on, like zebra print or something. While she was waiting for her wash to finish I could see right up her skirt, she had these blue spotty underpants on. Once she put her clothes in the dryer and left I was too horny and forgot my normal routine. She came back a minute later, left her keys behind or something, to find me going through the dryer.

Police called. Nothing turns me off more than some butch dyke copper taking my statement...

>>721007115
this
/thread

>>721004307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC5vHlwPkLQ

licked my gf's urine off of my gf's feet and proceeded to fuck her in the ass

>>721007057
move behind brunette while she licks blondie's face and start playing with her tits. nice handfuls, about b-cup as I'd suspected before. When I began to touch her, I felt her stiffen and draw in a big breath. turningpoint? definitely. she started frenching full on with blondie who then reached down and started rubbing brunette through her tights. I started kissing her shoulders and biting her neck while I groped her, she was getting more and more worked up.

>>721007331
moaaar

>>721007331
Keep going

>>721005889
>One
there are more

>>721004307
Fucked my best friends window within 3 hours of his death, and less than an hour after she was notified by the police. No prior flirting, Just hugged her, held her, rubbed her back, slid my hand down the back of her panties... then it was game on. I had my meat buried to the root in her ass less that four hours after he died. Their kids were upstairs and she cried the whole time, but fucked me so hard. Pulled her panites up and went upstairs to tell the kids. I went back home to my wife and got a pity fuck for losing a friend. Double score!

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ITT

>>721007331
>>721007382
a couple minutes later, brunette is moaning loudly, and blondie stops and looks at me, says 'you've gotta feel how fucking wet she is right now.' I was shocked, I've known her as a goody girl, church family etc, I know we're having a kinky threeway, but I'd never EVER heard her talk like that, was fucking awesome. I gently guided brunette down onto the floor between my legs. she spread hers without hesitation, and blondie dove in, grinding her face on brunette's crotch and biting her thighs, apparently, not her first time with a girl from the looks of things.

brunette is moaning loudly and squirming now, as blondie pulls off her tights and starts to eat her out like a boss. I stroked her face as I slid around to the side of her, and dangled my cock over her face. She met my eyes for a moment, then started sucking like her life depended on it.

>>721004376
I think that's beautiful

>>721007506
>Fucked my best friends window

You sick bastard

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>>721007506
Now that is REALLY sick. Good job sir.

>>721004307
n1 op

I was getting into bondage, but was already WAY into being a shekel-grubbing jew. So, I went to the military surplus store and bought 500 feet of paracord and used it to make makeshift sex swings in my room mate's bed loft.

I also had a girl who really, REALLY liked actual pain. Apparently she used to have her boyfriend slap her around for real and stuff. Anyway, one day I was hanging out with her and I poked her with a pencil to get her attention and got a "I am very clearly aroused by this, you do not need to make assumptions based on 'vibes'" vibe from her. Long story short, she eventually had me lightly poking her with sewing needles, scissors, etc.

>>721007625
I'm about to nut, so I pull out of brunette's mouth and decide blondie's been doing a lot of work, it's her turn now. She's wearing this cute little tartan skirt, she's crazy into highland dancing, so she wears that kind of stuff on a regular basis. Slippin in behind her, lifted up her skirt and nearly shit myself. NO PANTIES. At this point, the wheels are turning in my mind, I'm wondering what she'd been expecting when I invited her over in the first place. She was obviously prepared, had either just shaved or regularly waxed because she was completely hairless from pussy to asshole. Fucking gorgeous.

>>721006275
Or just a muslim.

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probably pretty tame compared to some of the other stuff people get up to

>ex gf gets locked out of her house so she comes to mine drunk
>falls asleep in my bed laying on her front wearing just her underwear and a t shirt i gave her
>haven't busted a nut in a few days and i'm a little drunk too so start testing the waters and feeling her legs
>no response so move up and start grabbing her ass
>widen her legs a little
>still sleeping so slip my hand into her underwear from behind and start rubbing her clit a little
>probably just my imagination but pretty sure i can hear her breathing a little harder
>go hard or go home get up onto my knees behind her and start beating it onto her ass while i'm still rubbing her
>ex sleeptalks and shit so she's mumbling the entire time this is happening
>blow over her butt, legs and underwear
>quickly clean up and lie next to her again like nothing happened
>she has never mentioned it
>mfw the entire time a mix of pleasure and fear that i was going to get caught

got the adrenaline going mayn

When my sister was in a coma I fingered her and sucked her titties in the hospital. Dad showed me how.

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>>721007929
PICS

>>721007929
So apparently, good little churchy girl is an undercover slut, between the way she's all prepped and the way she's going down on brunette. She's actually thrashing her head back and forth, both hands on blondie's head, grinding her pussy into her face and moaning her name. Heh guess they'd found a way to overcome their previous dislike of each other.

Start rubbing my cock against blondie's pussy, definitely wet and ready, but it keeps slipping upwards to poke her asshole. ohshit.jpg don't do that, she'll freak and leave. But it keeps happening. Finally she turns around with a wink and says 'In case you're not getting that, I want it in my ass. I'm not on the pill so unless you've got condoms, I'm not risking getting knocked up.' whatthefuckinghell.png I've got condoms, but I'm not telling her that now. I do have lube, though. Tell her I'm going to get some lube, run at lighting speed to bathroom and tear it apart looking for the tube. Turns out all I've got is warming jelly. Ohwell,bmp run back into the room as brunette cums hard, screaming and bucking, blondie just grinning licking away. Brunette collapses back and gives a breathless 'holy fuck, you're amazing!'

>>721007506
this is better than i have done. i fucked my girlfriends younger sister when she was 15. twice. now she's married, but we still look at each other sometimes like " that was hot, when are we going to do that again?"

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>>721006149
>>721004924
>>721005087

Somebody better cap anons workplace blackmail glory!

>>721005209
I know right. He lost money and his wife got fucked.

>>721008438
This.cant cap on phone

>>721008463
And he liked it. Sigh. White race is doomed.

>>721008301
>>721008438
Glad you're enjoying, anon.

Brunette clearly needs a moment to recover, and as I come back in, blondie looks up at me and grins, wipes the pussy juice off her face, and reaches back to smear it on her asshole. I nearly passed out right there. She obviously saw it on my face because she laughed and wiggled her butt invitingly. Over behind her like a lightning bolt, start rubbing lube on her ass and my cock. She starts moaning and grinding against me, don't have to tell me twice, I start working my cock into her. She turned 18 like two or three weeks before this, and she's naturally pretty tiny, so even with the lube, I'm starting to think this isn't gonna fit. I'm only average size, but it's just not going in. She tells me 'It'll fit, just push.' so alright. Start pushing, not going. Push, not going. Finally with a strained moan, she plunges herself back onto me, and I slowly slide in all the way to my balls. holyfuckingjesus. I hold that pose for a minute, then start sliding it in and out, mesmerized by the way her asshole hugs my cock.

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I've came in many girls shoes. Only my gf knows all her friends walk around with my cum on their feet

>>721008301
So, you gonna keep going?

I fucked two different retarded girls. One against her will, (I think). She was blind, deaf, mute, retarded and coal black. She laid on her stomach masturbating day and night. I fucked her during bath time. She might have been scared. Hard to say.

>>721008718
>>721008730
After a couple minutes, the warming jelly starts, well, warming. Blondie looks back at me, shock on her face, going 'What's that? What did you use?' Uhshit. 'It's just KY. I think it's warming stuff.' Pleasure is clearly turning to discomfort on her face. 'It's okay, it'll be fine.' I try to reassure her as I start pumping her ass in earnest now. Her moans are turning into short little grunts and whimpers now, I can tell that it's starting to hurt. She finally turns again and whispers 'Please, it feels like it's on fire...' I'm thinking for fuck's sake to myself, when brunette half gets up, reaches out to blondie with both hands and says 'It's alright, come here.' proceeds to guide blondie's face to her own, starts frenching her again and fondling her little tits as I fuck her ass.

>be lesbian
>dating nice girl
>party at her parents' house
>lots of drinking
>stay to help her mother clean up
>gf is passed out in bed
>father watching TV in den
>sitting in kitchen chair while mom finishes up
>could have been my imagination but think mom has been flirting with me all night
>light touches, smiles, holds my hand
>doesn't do this to anyone else
>I'm pretty drunk and just waiting for my ride
>mother drops chips on floor next to me
>I push over and she gets on the floor to clean them up
>I have no idea why I did this but I grabbed her by the hair and pulled her face under my sun dress
>pushed her face into my panties and ground against her
>she puts her hands on my thighs to push off but then just dives in
>uses her fingers to pull my panties aside and starts licking me good
>still grinding away while her husband is in the other room and daughter (my gf) upstairs sleeping
>get close to orgasm but my phone rings. it's my ride
>push her away, kiss her. can taste myself on her
>say good night, say good night to gf's dad and leave
>never heard anything about it

>>721009000
Isn't taking long while watching that. Feel my balls tightening, bellow 'I'm cumming!' and proceed to unload into her little asshole. She nearly shrieks into brunette's mouth with each finishing thrust, so fucking hot. Blondie collapses into brunette's arms as I slide myself out and grab some kleenex off the coffee table to clean her up. Brunette's stroking her hair and whispering 'It's okay, it's alright.' as she recovers, that warming stuff clearly did a number on her.

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>>721004307
Travel a lot for business. Just on the road in one state, but lots of time in hotel. Got into a local chat room with a girl who said she was 18 Freshman at local college. I was 40's. She seemed pretty cool and chatted very hot, and I got her very horny about what I wanted to do to her. Was daddy/dau role play. She was frigging she said, but wanted me to make her cum, dump a load insider her. Gave me her address. Told me to come up fire escape, window would be open. Nervous as fuck, but couldn't not go for it. Have CCW and packed a concealed weapon just in case it turned out to be set up. Drive over to addy, and sure enough 3rd floor window open. Silently up stairs and into very dim room. Call her name She responds, whispers to lock door and be very quiet. She is putting on baby voice to continue fantasy. I am hard beyond belief. Lock toor and she lifts covers to let me in, she is naked. Petite, hair in pigtails, knee socks only. Has the perfect look to continue RP. Well I finger bald pussy, almost get her off with finger only but she wants me inside. She mounts me and gives me a fucking so tight and beautiful I can still nut just thinking about it. Body so petite and tight. Fill her cunt with huge load. very silent fuck. She has already cum before I unload. I slip out, she puts finger over lips, whispers I need to leave. Ok, cool RP. I start out of room and see Jr. High Soccer trophy with past summer's date on it. I shoot her a look and she giggles. I'm out the window like a shot. Next time in town she spots me on line and says hello, invites me over "later." I thank her, tell her it was great, but did not want my next sex dream be about some big buck at the state prison. Turns out this was not her first rodeo. We chat now and then. Still tempting.

>>721004307
Rubbed my sleeping mom's pussy through her panties. She began to become very wet so I stopped before she woke up.

I fucked a girl between the soda machines in a state mental hospital. Also in her rooms shower. Then, after we got out, i fucked her in a nursing home she was assigned to with her 75 year old roomamte asleep in the next bed, on the side of the highway laying on cardboard behind the concrete barrier with truckers honking at us and in a new home construction upstarirs with mexicans working downstairs. Good times. Crazy bitch though.

>>721009271
Everything I say is true. Even the lies. Expecially the lies.

>>721009254
After a few minutes, blondie looks up at me and sheepishly says 'I've never used warming jelly before, sorry.' I just fucked her ass raw and set it on fire and she apologizes to me. I've gotta call her again in the future...Brunette looks at me and asks 'What next?' with a mix of 'this is hot' and 'are you finished yet?' not hardly. I had started to soften, but looking at the two of them laying there, naked and used, looking up at me, I'm fucking diamonds again.

Ask brunette if she's on the pill, she says yes. Tell her it's time to ride me. While she reluctantly climbs on and straddles my cock, I tell blondie I want to apologize for being so rough. Tell her to sit on my face, while facing brunette. 'You two do whatever you want with each other.' I start eating blondie's pussy while brunette rocks back and forth on my cock. After a couple minutes, I feel fingers brush my mouth. Brunette has reached down and is playing with blondie's clit. Blondie obviously wants to repay the favour, bending forward to suck on brunette's tits.

>>721004307
I tried to rape my girlfriend in her sleep. Twice. Still battling the guilt.

I like big ass horse muscles and big horse cocks. They make me horny.

>>721009724
anyone still paying attention?

>>721009826
cont.

>>721009826
Yup, please continue

i fucked my own ass with my moms big dildo. she got an infection from it later. i never told her. i also stuck my tongue in my dads used condom while fapping.

>>721009782
If your gf makes you feel like a rapist then she doesn't fully accept you and it won't last.

>>721009669
Well, you did meet her in a mental hospital

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>>721008552
Did he say he was white?
I'm mean he probably is because he's a faggot, but how do you know?

damn OP. well done son.

>>721009873
>>721009878
I manage to last about forty five minutes, after cumming twice already. I discover to my surprise that blondie's a squirter when she cums, will definitely have to steam clean carpet. Brunette is definitely a screamer. Finally blow my load in brunette, she and I actually cum together, shit was fucking incredible. We're all fucking shot at this point, so I just tell them their secrets are safe with me. They leave without saying much, I ordered a pizza and had more beer, still in shock over how well that went.

Despite what I'd told them, over the following weeks and months, I blackmailed them each again a few times for more sex, only separately though, and made sure to always use condoms.

I accidentally killed a girl while doing bondage. I didn't saw that a rope was strangling her. It turned me on however, when I figured out she was dead. I was sent three years in prison for unwilling homicide.

>>721009971
>>721009782
I meant to say my sleep. I did it in my sleep.

Confessing to strangers helps me deal

I'm closing the thread now. Have a good day fellow fuckos.

>>721005248
You sound like a douche

>>721005200
Dubs don't lie

Long but read until the end

I was in a club for some uni party. I went to the bar to grab a drink when I saw someone (looked like an old pervert, I'm 100% sure he was not from our uni) put something in the drink of a girl I knew. I was about to tell her when a little voice in my head told me that it was a great opportunity. See, I wanted to fuck that girls for a year now but she had a bf and apparently she was faithful. So, instead of telling her I went up "Heeey ! XXX ! How are you ?" before the other guy could make an approach. Then we talked a little bit, just enough to keep her from drinking. I suggested her to follow me to a table with other friends and she agreed. At this moment the expression on the dude face was pure gold, a mix of "fuck you" and "well, what now ?". He eventually followed us to the table and asked her if she wanted to dance but she told him to fuck off.

So, we talked for a while and soon she starts to mumble and her eyes are looking in the distance. I let the others find out so I look less suspicious but I make comment on how I'm tired and I want to go home. Eventually, on girl says that she's not feeling right and that she must have drink to much. I let them wonder what to do until someone suggests what I waited for. "Anon, if you leave why don't you bring her back to your place as you live nearby ?". I try to look pissed but I accept.

>>721010198
Thanks for sharing this great story anon

>>721010371
Back home she's just a body whithout a brain at this point. I strip her and fuck her in every way I can think about. At one point I fuck her doggy style, I grab my phone and I film it. I carefully avoid the face just in case.

Long story short, few months later we are in a kitchen at party at a mutual friend's house. We are both drunk and somehow we start to talk about people who keep tapes of their sexual intercourse. She asks me if I've ever done it and I say yes. I don't know what went through my head, as I was drunk as fuck, but I grab my phone and show her the tape. She acted a bit shocked at first but she keep looking at it. Apparently she was enjoying this as she kept saying that it was hot and daring. suddently I just realise that not only I'm showing her her own rape video but that she likes it and even gets a bit horny.

From that day the only memory of it makes me go DIAMOND

>>721010376
Happy to share, /b/ro. I still feel like an asshole haha never done anything similar before or since. Really don't know what got into me.

I made my GF try beast, and watched as she was fucked by a big dog. Then after he pulled out the knot, I fucked her dog cum filled pussy. When i was ready to cum, I pulled out and made her clean all the dog cum off my cock, before blasting my load on her face

>>721010065
Lack of typos and use of periods gives it away.

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>>721010437
that must have been the best beer and pizza ever

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>>721010601
Definitely the finest celebratory meal I'd ever enjoyed.

>>721006243
I had a girlfriend who lived with her brother in an apartment for awhile. I would work nights till 3am. Many nights I would come over and fuck her. Their rooms shared a wall. We would try to keep quiet but the bed, wet slapping, pillow muffled orgasms were heard. One of the best was I edged for hours before showing up. We go 69 tonight. Her pussy is wet I lick away, she's moaning with my cock in her mouth. I blow my edged load she starts coughing, yells/squeals muffled by my cock, slaps my leg loudly. He starts banging on the wall and yelling. Keep going anyway. He never said anything about it.

Sitting on couch, gf lying on back with head in my lap. Watching so movie. GF falls asleep. start hearing a weird noise, realize it is gf making a clicking noise with her tongue in her sleep. Take my finger and slip it between her lips, she starts lightly sucking on my finger, get diamonds boner, use other hand to free boner, slowly turn her head toward my dick,remove finger from mouth, replace with tip of dick, she resumes sucking on tip of my dick, feels amazing, after a couple minutes nut in her mouth. Put dick back in pants, gf still asleep. Movie ends, shake gf, say time to go, she gets up and says can I get something to drink? my mouth tastes funny. I thought I wonder why?
She had no idea.

>>721010613
Based

>>721008722
Never been caught?

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>>721010883
One girl said she thinks she spilled a drink in her shoe. But other than that, no ones noticed a thing. Oh and one girl suspected me of it and I did it anyways

>will definitely have to steam clean carpet

fucking kek'd

This probably does not apply here, but wtf. I watched (creep) my younger sister a few times while she was getting fucked by her boyfriend.

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I once took a thong from my dad's closet (it was his hot milf GF's and used), I put it on, tied my cock in a little bow, taped my nipples over and went to visit pic related for my first bottom experience ever.

10/10 would be a little bitch boy again.

PS: I never took the thong off, and put it back unwashed. I'm also in my 30s.

>>721004307
What did you blackmail them with? Greentext?

>>721011137
see>>721010613

>>721004307
I fucked a Mormon priest just for the purpose of breeding his ass to make more Mormons just like him.

>>721010437
Are they friends now or do they hate each other?

>>721004620
Cuck

>>721011443
They still hate each other, I think any 'friendliness' they'd found together was all in the moment. The guy they were both after, who incidentally, we also work with, dated blondie for a week, then dumped her for brunette I believe. So yeah, they don't talk lol my one and only regret was that I didn't videotape that afternoon. I'd fap to that everyday.

I fucked my ex several times while she was sleeping. Sometimes pretty drunk, sometimes I had to be more careful. Pics exist too, but I am on vacation and dont have them on my phone. Didnt miss anything though, was a lazy chubby bitch who is currently going to the finishing line to be called fat... Jumped off the boad while she was still acceptable.

She never found out and I dont intend to tell her.

>>721004962
You fucking cuck
Reeeeeeeeeeeee

once i pooped in my hand in the shower, and rubbed it all over my body, and sat there high on drugs for an hour laughing to myself.

the smell was hard to get rid of afterwards.

my wife hates this story.

>>721004307
my first ever blowjob was from a guy, and I'm not gay, it was against my will, and against his will too, I was 17 and he was 12, we were in juvenile detention, he was being raped on a daily basis by 6 different guys who each took turns one per day because he made a deal with them so they'd just do one a day because his first day there he got the shit beaten out of him and gangraped by them, so the deal was he'd do one a day to avoid having to do all of them and or get beaten again, one of them was extremely sadistic and made me sit on the bed and made him blow me while he fucked him

I was a bull for a cuck couple. Here's the full story

I went into a sex shop and was considering buying a fleshlight. I'm pretty hung so I was asking how deep it is, if it comes with lube, if it feels good, etc. The guy says he will let me try it if I want to. Now I'm not gay, but I was horny as fuck and decided to go for it. The guy takes me to his office and I unzip, he puts some lube on my cock and jerks me with this fleshlight. Then he says "I will give it to you for free if you fuck my mouth". I was hesitant but I was super horny at this point. So I let him blow me, he tries to get me to be rough and really abuse his mouth but I was grossed out by the whole thing. About midway I wanted to stop but I wanted the fleshlight for free. I cum inside his mouth, he wipes up and we put the fleshlight into the box. He tells me thanks, I thank him back, then he says that his wife would love me and to come back the next day to meet her. I brushed it off and didn't think much of it. Went home and jerked off.

The next day I'm leaving work and decide to stop in to see if this guy is the real deal. Sure enough, his wife is there and I get introduced to her. She's very excited so I assume her husband told her I have a big dick. There are other customers in the store, and the husband is talking to them while the wife brings me into the back office. We are both undressed and she's using a vibrator while I kinda just sit there. The husband comes in and says he's happy we didn't start without him.

He pulls out a fucking 1980s video camera and tells his wife to start sucking me. She's blowing me while he puts the camera on a tripod and then he starts sucking me too. He pulls back and tells his wife to ride me. I don't have a condom on but I'm too horny to care at this point. She starts bouncing all over my cock, leaning forward and I start to finger her ass with my fingers. (1/2)

>>721011888
dude, thats super gay

>>721008438
see>>721010613

>>721011888
"Do you want her in anal?" he says as she goes onto her back and lifts up her legs. I slowly enter and pound out out really rough. I was hate-fucking her at this point. I pull out and put it into her mouth immediately, then the guy comes over and positions me so I'm crab-walking with the wife giving me a rimjob and the guy swallowing my dick.

I get up after a few minutes and go into missionary with the wife. I'm ready to cum and the guy is hyperfocused with the video camera on us. Eventually I cum inside of her, lay on top of her for a few minutes, and then pull out and start getting dressed. The guy hands me the video camera and wants me to film him licking my cum out of his wifes vagina. I do for a few minutes then put the camera down and start getting dressed.

I left them there and started to walk out when the guy comes running out to me, "wait wait you forgot-" he catches up and hands me a $100 bill. Tells me to come by whenever I want and gives me his card with his wifes name/number on the back. He says this is all he has in life and that his wife would have left him a long time ago if they didn't do this.

>At a public pool with my wife. She is wearing a bikini with ties instead of the usual fasteners.
>she said something to piss me off again.
>she had been doing that alot lately saying shit about how she gets nothing out of sex snd never hss bit keeps wanting to hsve kids but wants to do it in vetro instead of naturally so that way she doesnt have to fuck.
>bitch im prepared for this shit.
>she'd had me tie her bathing suit ties for her because she is incompetent like that snd she knows it gets me horny and she gets off on getting me horny just so she can deny me snd never give me permission to go and fuck someone else.
>bitch dont know bout my misstress.
On to the good part
>we go into the wave pool.
>we go to the deep end of the wave pool.
>waves start.
>she is hanging on for dear life to a tube.
>i carefully snatch at and pull deftly at the quick release knotsh i had tied to her bikini bottoms
>They float off and she does not notice
>i do the same to the quick release knots for her top.
>she is plunged underwater at the time and feels nothing as it hapens
>when her head thrusts back up above water its all over she is completely nude and has no idea.
>im hanging on to the tube with her as we bob and sploosh around. We were in such a close grouping with other people litterally anyone could be the culprit
Took her a minute to notice and also a lifeguard screaming at her to cover up.
She panics and tries to cover herself but cant. Everybody is looking.
40 little kids and teenage boys and grown men and every last person within ear and eyeshot sees her naked.
She flips her shit and doesnt care and tried to swim then run out of the pool/park not even trying to cover up anymore lifeguards apprehend her and cover her with towels they give her a lifeguard suit and ban her for life and have her arrested for public indecency.
Bitch learned her fucking lesson.

>>721010613
My nigger.

>>721004376
MODS MODS MODS

>>721011888
>im not gay.
>getting a blowjob by a men

dude, thats very gay

So my high school girlfriend's family loved me, and invited me along for a skiing trip. She has a big family, her dad get's two 2 bedroom suites, each with pull out couches. Mind is blown when they say I'll be sharing one bedroom with my gf and her younger sister.

>>721010371
Did this guy who drugged chics look like a total loser?

/b/, are there gay boys out there who would fuck a fatty? How do I find them?

I used to be straight, but ever since I let myself go, I've been becoming progressively gayer. If I had to guess, it's probably because body fat secretes estrogen. Anyway, it started out innocent enough, liking traps, moving on to liking less masculine dudes the same way, and it crossed this certain threshold of gayness where I wanted to BE the less masculine dude, and before I knew it, I was regularly using a dildo.

I keep eating more, gaining more weight, and getting gayer, and at this point the dildo can't satisfy me. I need something bigger, something that can move on its own, with more force and endurance than my arm can muster. Something--someONE--that WANTS this booty.

>>721012253
That's...that's actually kind of sad.

>>721011068
underrated post

I forced myself on my then-girlfriend's younger sister in the middle of the night. Ask me anything.

>>721012638
So come bed time, gf gets into the new red nighty that barely covers her underwear from sight when she's standing. Diamonds. Her sister comes into the room and I jump into the bed so she can't see my raging erection through my shorts. gf giggles, gets in too, snuggles up next to me as lttle spoon. Then sister gets in bed too.

>>721012900
It was really bad man, the sex was awesome but afterwards I just felt like this. This poor guy is doing everything he can to keep his wife satisfied even if it is at his own expense and humiliation.

>>721012437
Yeah thanks tex. I know. I couldn't control myself at that moment

>>721004443
doing inb4 after the joke
you're special alright

>>721011133
>tied my cock in a little bow
Must have been painful.

>>721012974
continue pls

>>721006237
You responded too

>>721012974
Now i don't know about you guys, but when I'm spooning a girl, I just go into auto pilot: start with a comforting embrace with my arm around their body, start moving my fingers gently around whatever part they're resting on. the movemments gett bigger, start exploring her side, arms, shoulder, neck, legs, chest. pretty much touching everything but the really fun parts, and this drives em wild to the point a girl will practically place your fingers in them for you.

So like I said, auto pilot kicked in, but i can tell she's getting horny seconds in, long before i've really started teasing cus shes backing her ass onto my cock. Reality kicks in and I remember her sister is lying right there next to us.

>>721012972
How old? What does she look like? What happened? Vague post

>>721004307>>721004307
Fapped in the Ikea's restrooms while reading this thread
> came buckets

>>721004376
I did this, but with her friend, too. Gotta love Mormon 3somes.

>>721004962
thats fucking gross

>>721004376
but were you married?!

>>721012294
>passive-aggressively embarrasses wife
>bitch learned her fucking lesson
She didn't learn anything. Have fun paying for in vetro and not having sex, you deserve it for being this much of a pussy.

>>721006978
Sure kid, I bet you can't even find real snuff porn

>>721004924
(Unzips dick)
Where to you post? Sneakernet or just on the deepweb?

>>721004924
How do the girls get involved beforehand? Just get them on dates? Any volunteers? Debts?

i stuck my penis up my little brother's butt and came

>>721004307
Had a threesome with a chick and a very feminine shemale who still had a big dick. Everyone was sandwiched.

>>721013487
I was 19, she was 14 or so.
My gf told me she found out she had a crush on me, and I thought it was cute, so the night after next, I told her that I knew and said we need to talk privately. We went to her room and I raped her. She cried a lot but I choked her when she got too loud. I did it again a couple more times before I ended up moving away to another state for unrelated reasons.
She was the definition of cute. Blonde, pale blue eyes, slightly chubby, glasses, a light stutter, the kind of hiccup-y cry.

>>721005817
wait, so you believe the fucking edgelord who lied about killing women for money bc edgy and don't believe this?

>>721013380
Look over at little sister (should say younger since she's 3 inches taller). Can't tell if she's sleeping but her eyes are closed. So there I am in bed with two leggy blondes, my gf now grinding on my dick as discretely as possible on this spring bed, I lose all rational thought and start feeling her up over her satin nighty. she turns back to look at me, her eyes are beckoning. I pull her face close to mine and as soon as our lips touch, i feel her eager tongue against mine. I close my eyes and forget where I am and feel her hand move along my thigh and tug at my shorts.

>>721012294
How did you solve the problem of her being a bitch like that?

>>721004307
mods?

>>721006024
not interested.

if you cant be bothered to finish your fake erotica then you can go fuck yourself

>>721013794
We give SFTP links on paying private IRC channels.

>>721013839
Most of them are students who want quick money, they are not aware of what's going to happen.

>>721006243
The ugly chubbies are the best. They'll do anything for a little attention. No limit sluts.

>>721004924
prove it

>>721004307
I went down on my ex like two hours after an abortion. Was weird, but the fucked up hormones were making her crazy horny.

>>721005465
Right? Like what did she do wrong? Also, royal pain in the ass to get to the US from NZ at that time.

>>721006194
i feel like that's just her holding the "He beat me officer! hes been doing it for years!" card

I looked at some kids and fapped to them later

>>721004307
There was a girl I knew working at this pizza place who would go around and suck dick when she'd deliver pizza, and wouldn't even get paid for it, she just like the cum taste or whatever. I thought it was a rumor because she seemed nice and she was pretty. I left and went to work corporate style. She delivered pizza to me and 2 of my friends when we were watching the fight and playing games, she sucks all of our dicks. Everytime she would deliver pizza she'd unzip, blow me grab a coke and go back to work.

>>721006697
Explain...

>>721006450
pretty much this. "im going to go out and get passout drunk with strangers and not go with anyone i know and trust... Oh NOes! I been raped! how could this have happened???"

>>721010576
kek, this

>>721004379
The fuck!?

cut the girl chest to bleeding so as mine, and did fuck. blood were everywhere

>>721005452
did it work?

>>721004924
i dont believe you
was their no missing persons investigations?
Why would you do it? joke, fun or money?

>>721013930
So my gf was usually as horny was I was, but this level of horniness bordered on desperation. She pulls my cock out of my shorts and and starts teasing it, rubbing the precum over its head. She raises her leg bringing it near her crotch. I nearly came when I felt it up against her dripping lips, expecting instead to feel cotton. The little minx was planning to get fucked in this bed next to her sister. She slides me with relative ease; she's generally pretty tight but she was plenty wet. Her tongue presses hard, then pulled it back, biting my lip as she opens her eyes wide. Her hips start grinding, and she leans back into me to angle me at her g spot. my hand drifts down to play with her clit, and she lets a high pitched moan escape and gives me a fearful folk. I continue kissing her to stifle the moans, and I feel her shake as she grabs my hand and roughly places it back on her breast.

I feel the bed move, and my heart stops as I see her little sister turn to her side, toward us...

Made my ex suck and swallow my brother's dick then come home and blow me while saying how much bigger he is than me.

let 16yo girl use my mouth as an ashtray after buying her cigarettes. did this multiple times with her

>>721010225
That sounds bullshit, she was connecting, right?

>>721006275
age of the girls you sick fuck ?

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>>721013930
>of hairy but nice pussy. she went down on me and screamed. she wasnt expecting a penis. apparently she was under impression

Please please please keep going.

>>721014742
Money of course. We take exchange students. Investigations are harder for them.

>>721007506
>Fucked my best friends window

There's a special place in hell for people like you.

http://re2l.in/1ii

http://re2l.in/1ij

Got fucked by a dog and pretty sure my neighbor saw me doing it, since he walked out into his back yard while the dog was mounting me.

>>721009826
jesus christ, you're like a woman. "everyone paying attention to me?!?"

Well i once had a 19 year old girlfriend who was a tall slim brunette that tanned easily. She was also very very hairy. She loved doing 69's which always ended up with me buggering her anus with my tongue, her anal hair used to creep just inside her anal hole as well. It used to twitch as she would rub her pussy at the same time and looked as if it were going to dump on my face. Anyway she also liked mutual mastebation and 8/10 times id start poking her anus with my finger and would come across a few dried 'clingers' tied up in her anal pubes. She loves me pulling them out and would tell me she was going to fart so i would pull 1 cheek aside and it would come out silently. She seemed to like the bum stuff and once even got me to wipe her shitty ass after having a big shit. I was only allowed 2 or 3 wipes which meant more 'clingers' to pull out later. Very pretty girl...lament the end of our relationship even after all these years.

>>721014746
All movement stops as she turns over to look at her younger sister. Her eyes are closed. Girlfriend looks at me, I think she's gonna make us stop, but she later told me that the fear she felt when her sister rolled over pushed her damn near to climax, so she turned back toward me, gave a little nod and began bucking on my cock even harder than before. This zealousness soon stopped as the bed squeaked. slowing her hips down, i noticed her hand moved down under the covers, and i'm thinking she's rubbing her clit since shes switched to a slow grind. It's not long after that i feel her hand move back and squeeze my leg hard, pushing her nails into me. I feel her pussy tighten as her grind slowed to a halt. I wasn't all that close, but her orgasm was milking me, the feeling itself and knowing what she was going through sent me over the edge as I filled her with spurt after spurt. We lay there motionless for a moment, but i still feel movement. her sister? I open my eyes, and catch hers closing as the movement stopped.

>>721004376
> had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Titus, get the cross!
Jean-Jaques, prepare la guillotine!
Hans, hol das Rad!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeRuvTg2lok

>>721012846
Nigga, just go on a juice diet for a month. You'll be beyond fucking happy at the end.

>>721013874
Anon you bastard, you could have had the cutest little relationship ever with her.

>>721006978
What race, ethicites, religion are your customers?
What race, ethicites, religion are your victims?
Do customers want people are similar to thrm or diffrent? Do they pick a girl? are the girls kidnapped or bred for purpose?

Not really that suck but my best friend(at the time, we dated on and off) and I got caught messing around because we didn't know her little sister was home. Apparently she watched us for like ten minutes before saying anything. We convinced her not to tell by 'making' her join in. That's probably where my little sister fetish started.

>>721015295
My hearts stopped. Thoughts of how much trouble i'm going to be in rush through my head, and their met with images of railing her sister, having her eat my cum out her sister's cunt. Usually by now, I'd be getting soft and slipping out of gf's pussy, but I'm still rock hard.

so me and my gf had a way of talking to eachother by 'writing' letters on eachother.

i take her hand and draw out the letters ' S-H-E-S A-W-A-K-E'

she takes mine and writes 'I K-N-O-W'

>>721014199
>Most of them are students who want quick money
I'd joke that you should call yourselves "Casting couch Xtreem" or something.

>>721013870
Guess what?

You're gay. Do us all a favor and start stories with 'im a huge faggot' so decent anons dont have to waste their time reading it

>>721004924
Did she taste funny?
Xddddddd

>>721004307
It's kind of a trophy thing with every new girl. I make kissless pure virgin nerdy girls fall in love with me and introduce them to the world of sexual passion and make them feel "above the clouds". I "Touch them and make them feel tingly like no one ever did". It's not a fetish but I feel like that's what I'm meant to do. Bad thing is they always think it's gonna last forever and we're gonna get married or something. They never get rid of thinking that

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>>721014315
Didn't realize this was a ylyl thread.

>>721015754
>This

I've taken a few girls virginity. I eat the poon like a boss, virgin or not they go spastic.

>>721015754
Special place in hell yada yada

>>721015971

The ultimate cuck machine.

>>721006243
>>721014217
guess you're right. got many more stories with that girl but the moment with the brother was gold. still have a big smile or a laugh when i think about it

>>721015626
Well go on! My dick isn't gonna drain itself! What next!?

>>721012846
My fuckbuddy right now is a fatty. To make things stranger, I'm a manlet (5-6 165#). He's 5-10 and about 300#. I love fucking him but sometimes the physics/geometry is tough.

>>721007224
kek

>>721015826
They feel like you are the greatest male on the world and you were created for them just because they never had it with another man. It's just pure satisfaction

>>721015839
Why though? I think this thing I'm making is creating a difference in their life. I make them enjoy feelings no amount of money can buy.

>>721015626
Am fucking shocked. Thoughts not making sense, feel gf continue to move her hips a little bit, churning the cum in her with my cock. she pulls my out and quickly places her hand under the opening, catching the first bit that flowed out. she knows i dont like kissing her after she swallows, but loved my cum she starts playing with it, rubbing over her pussy and on her inner thighs. all out of the first batch, she fingers herself, pulling out some more. she brings it to her mouth out of habit but stops. She turns and looks at me with a devilish smirk and starts bring her hand towards her sisters face. -HOLY SHIT WTF-

Sisters mouth is slighty agape, gf with cummy fingers holding a nice glob at the end rub against her sisters lips. She didn't move, but it was telling as her breathing stopped from what i suspect was the shock. She started breathing again as my gf pushed her fingers through her younger sisters now cummy lips and into her mouth. her lips sealed around her fingers. A moment or two later, she pulled her fingers out slowly, now much cleaner. she nuzzled back up to me, though she didnt look at me when she said 'good night, babe'. I pulled her in tight and tried to go to sleep. I layed there for a while with my eyes closed, listening to my gfs super light snoring. As I drifted off, I felt the bed move and heard the slightest whimper.

>>721014481
yeah, but c'mon, it's still a dick move on the guys part.

>>721016476
Any more to this?

>>721009089
that's hot af

>>721007299
That's hot as fuck

>>721016476
then I went to bel air, dinosaur etc

I'm a femanon living with my girlfriend as her 24/7 pet kitten, fucktoy and slave. I have tons of stories, but our most intense session was on NYE on MDMA.

For a couple hours I was not allowed to speak or even think, only meow. I was walked on all fours, leashed, forced to eat and drink from a bowl on the ground, locked in a cage, I was punished until I cried uncontrollably, then punished more leaving me scratched and bruised. I gave her oral so long my mouth ached. I worshiped her body all over. All this while wearing cat ears and a tail. She wove in praising my submission as a pet with stroking me, petting me behind the ear, and reassuring me with all the intense domination. I nuzzled her and purred in pleasure in response.

The best part was being on MDMA intensified the pleasure to overwhelming proportions. I was nodding like I was on opiates from the sheer euphoria of subspace and being degraded, dehumanized, and used. Drugs and power exchange are the best.

>>721004376
With her corpse, after I had lured her in to talk about Jesus and then suffocated her by forcibly cumming in her mouth.

>>721004307
Not out there for me. I'm a Christian and very monogamous, though I'm down for 1 on 1 kinky stuff like most Christians.
My biggest fantasy is for some far left tranny to gear me make a tranny joke and rape me to teach me a lesson.

>>721016476
So, I'm sorry to disappoint but nothing further happened with the little sister, but it was pretty hot knowing she tasted my cum and then was masturbating in the same bed where I just fucked her sister.

I asked the gf later a ton of questions. No, nothing had ever happened between them before or after. No she didn't plan it. And she thought she could get away with due to a sibling dominance sort of feeling. In part because she's older but also because she thought her sister wouldnt say anything because it's so crazy and would be hard to bring up with her parents.

She also said that was one of the easiest orgasms she ever had, and she had to focus a lot of her energy on not coming too soon/making any noise since her older sister was sleeping outside our room on the couch,

anyhow, hope you guys enjoyed. I sure did since I haven't relived this one in tihs much detail in a while.

>>721004307
>Wife divorced me, then died in a car crash with her older sister
>Daughter lives with me, her cousin (whose mother died with my ex) lived with my former MiL and visited a lot
>Daughter is 14, niece is 16 - niece comes to visit for a few weeks
>Week two I start fucking the niece
Two nights before she goes home I'm fucking her on the couch, see my daughter watching from the stairs
>Tell the niece to start calling me daddy: she does
>Daughter starts fapping
>She cums; when she opens her eyes I'm staring at her
>Staring into each other's eyes as I cum in her cousin as she calls me daddy

>>721006668
>floats her goat
Kek

Weirdest for me was a foursome with three girls. I was 18 at the time. Only had sex with more than one person at a time once after that.

>>721016967
I also think she had sort of a power high because told me that their eyes met right before shes stopped bucking on me and switched to grinding, and her sister both looked away, closed and closed her eyes.

>>721011572
I envy you. Your single memory is better than all of mine combined *6*10^23

Even if you die now, your life was not pointless.

>>721017031

Things that didn't happen.. but still hot.

In HS, found a a pair of my sisters panties in my laundry, put them on, went to bed wearing them. For some reason I peed a little bit in them when waking up. (Almost pissed the bed, maybe I drank too much water?) Or the act of wearing them sent my nerves into overdrive.

Never thought to find her dirty panties smell them. total regrets.

For my girlfriends birthday I went out and found her a nice stranger to fuck with.

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>>721016773
goddamn

>>721005248
bunny slaughterhouse? where are you from?

>>721017082
Story?

>>721015011
Where are the students mostly from?

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>be 12
>sex drive is through the roof because puberty
>find my mom's dildo in her room
>put it in my ass because curious
>start to regularly do it
>sometimes use my mom's lube, sometimes my saliva
>definitely better with lube but can't use it too often cause she would notice
>start to really enjoy anal penetration
>still don't know anything about the prostate though
>watch anal porn vids and try to imitate them
>one day my best friend and I are alone at my house
>both fap to youporn under our shirts, something we used to do very often
>show him the dildo to have a giggle
>confess I tried putting it in my ass
>still don't know why it turned me on so much to tell him at this moment
>take some lube and show him
>take it balls deep
>he's laughing his ass off but still wants to watch
>we don't really talk, but I can tell we're both very turned on
>my heart is pounding
>I get naked and fuck myself in front of him
>the situation is so fucked up I turn into full slut mode
>it feels 10 times better than usual
>I'm moaning so loud I don't recognize myself
>friend is freaking out, he sits next to me and starts fapping
>he asks me questions about how it feels
>he gets naked too
>I suddenly understand that if I keep on fucking my ass like that I'm gonna cum
>I ask him if he wants to fuck me
>he freaks out even more but says yes
>he puts his dick in and pounds me for 15 seconds
>he cums inside me
>he pulls out, I'm still not finished
>I put the dildo back in me and give myself a pounding
>there's definitely a spot that feels better than the rest
>after a moment my ass contracts and I ejaculate on the floor
>felt incredible

tfw I lost my virginity to my best friend and I had my first prostate orgasm in front of him with his cum dripping from my ass

>>721004307
you want weird sick shit? Ask them over at "builders" on infinity chan.

Be warned; worldmaster, curious, and wheelie are pedos, so if you ask them (over in this other place) its likely you'll get something that may get you in trouble.

> Survey the area while driving home from work every day.
> Never stop. Never stare. But always be learning her routine. Find out when the bus picks her up and drops her off.
> Find local phone boxes in the area.
> Start beige boxing them late at night/early in the morning when nobody is awake, to find out which line matches the number found in the white pages that matches her address.
> Consistently beige box that number at that box to learn family's plans.
> Find out when she will be home by herself.
> Since it's rural area, neighbors too far away to see/notice anything.
> Knock on door with clipboard and pen and fake census worker id.
> Shoddy fabrication, but good enough to fool a 10yo.
> Ask to speak to her parents. She should know better than to say they aren't home, but she's ten. Stay outside, calm, patient.
> Say, "That's okay. Can you call them for me?"
> She goes inside. She comes back. Funny... The phone doesn't seem to be working.

> Well how 'bout that! Bridged terminals on the phone box down the road saw to that.
> "May I come in? I would like to ask you some questions."
> Friendly. Polite. Clearly if any harm had been meant, would have only had to force way in as soon as she said parents weren't home.
> Be welcomed inside.
> Ask mundane questions about size of family, parents' jobs, school.
> Dad's working on a fix for y2k? How cool!
> Ask about likes, etc. Oh, she has an n64? Has that superman game but doesn't really like it. Ah, too bad.
> Wants a dog, but parents say no? Sorry to hear that.
> "You know, I live just down the road and my dog just had puppies last week. My wife wants to give them away. I know your parents said you can't have one, but would you like to see mine before they are gone?"
> Her face lights up. Of course she would!
> Trust has been gained.

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>>721004307
Told this before
>First wife had been raised by strict parents who weren't even religious. Once we were married she was up for anything
>Go to spend two weeks with her parents. MiL is a stay at home wife that does charity work, gone for hours every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday afternoon. FiL is retired and works around the place, in his workshop all day, but he often goes out when his wife is doing her thing.
First Tuesday MiL leaves, FiL heads out, we scarper to the room and start fucking.
>Wife is eager because she hasn't been able to be loud *and* she is really turned on to be fucking in the room she grew up in
>She we're going at it; she's moaning and yelling pretty good when we hear a noise. Another one and she whispers 'Dad's home!'
>She got a wicked grin and started moaning and talking louder
>'Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, daddy! Fuck your little girl with your giant cock!'
>I knew she didn't like her dad too much, but then realized what she was doing so I started making a lot of noise too, yelling things like 'take it you little whore'
>She doubles down 'I'm daddy's little whore. Fuck your whore's ass, daddy. Make me scream with you cock, daddy'
>When she came she screamed really loud then started yelling 'cum on my face, daddy. Cum on my face! Make me a woman, daddy!'
>I came (inside her, like I wanted) and she laughed, 'I'm the happiest little girl in the world, daddy. Thank you, daddy'
>I vaguely heard some movement, then the door, then his car.
We got dressed and went downstairs. He had gone, but the downstairs bathroom smelled of cum where he'd jacked it listening to me fuck his daughter.
[more]

>>721017702

> She gets in the car willingly.
> Drive away.
> It isn't until the car pulls into the "driveway" that she seems confused, suspicious.
> It's actually just a fire trail in the backwoods. She was so busy bobbing her head in tune to N'Sync on Q94 that she didn't get suspicious until it was too late.
> Now comes the knockout punch.
> Her lip is bleeding and she's already unconscious.

> You know what comes next. The brand new expensive digital camcorder will preserve this memory for years to come.
> Her soft pink nipples. Her hairless bug.
> Plow her virgin girlhood. Get it all on tape.
> When she starts to wake, another fist to the face. Finally when finished, just squeeze her little throat until she stops breathing.
> Her breath and heart still and silent, the thrill and adrenaline clouding all else, take a deep breath and calm down. Allow heart rate to slow.

> Drive to the abandoned house. Nobody is around. Prince George county is pretty isolated. The old well is uncovered. Just drop her in.

> No mess. No body to be found.

> A little blood from her girlhood on the blanket and plastic sheet. Those go with her.

> A little blood on the knuckles and the passenger seat.
> Can't take any chances.
> A month later the car is "stolen" and found burned up a few miles away. (Walking home at 3AM is no fun.)
> Didn't want to wait so long, but any sooner while missing girl is on police's radar seems a little too risky.

> A few years later, they tear down that house. They build a storage shed there. The well gets a big blue plastic cap on it.

> This was over a decade and a half ago.
> To this day, nobody knows.

> Except /b/

> Nobody will believe it. Nobody will even try to find out anything else.

>>721017514
>be 18
>gf 17 (may have been 16. don't remember)
>staying at her aunt's in for vacation (yes, aunti. I'll sleep in another room)
>in gf's room and we start smoking weed
>knock on door
>two girls in next room. 18 & 16
>they have a couple bottles of wine and want to share if we share weed
>they join us
>we're smoking and drinking and this gets my girlfriend horny and a little less inhibited than usual
>start making out on bed with her
>look over and the two girls are making out
>I watch as my gf opens my shorts and starts sucking on me
>18-year old girl starts making out with me then goes down to share my cock with my gf
>16-year old starts making out with me
>look down and see gf and 18-year old making out
>from there i's a blur. everyone sucked. I went down on all three
>fucked each girl twice (to be 18 again)
>wake up about 6 in the morning with three naked girls in bed with me. gf and 16-year old are wrapped in each other's arms
>slept in that day

>>721005058
GAM GAM

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>>721004307

>>721017522
Hot as fuck.

I had a similar situation.

>be 13, in a friends house.
>VHS era, no internet.
>He had a few porn movies we use to watch and fap a lot.
>One day he start asking me if he can suck my dick as a joke.
>At first i was like "Fuck off faggot, let me enjoy the bitches on the tv"
>He continues to beg for muh dick
>I pull out my diamond hard cock and tell him, ok, "start sucking then if you are so brave"
>He goes full blowjob with no hasitation
>FEELS GOOD MAN.jpg
>He start sucking till i cum in his mouth.
>We go like nothing happened and keep wathing the porn movies.
>HARD AGAIN.
>My dick feels dry so i ask him to suck it a little to lubricate it.
>In mid blowjob he ask me to penetrate him.
>I go in full raw and dry.
>He asked me to stop cos hurt.
>Finish with a blowjob.
>go back home, never see him again in my life.

He was my best friend while kids.

>>721017883
>Over a week goes by. FiL is very quiet around my wife this whole time, and I catch him staring at me with an odd look on his face once or twice.
>Last Thursday he says he's going to be working in the tool shed, so we plan another loud session. As we are starting, though, she giggles, 'He's mowing the side yard!' He will be mowing essentially back and forth by one of the windows to her bedroom
>Pretty soon she's naked, the window is cracked a bit, the curtain are back, and she's up against the window as I fuck her from behind
>She has her hands on the side frame as is up on a little stool (she is short as Hell)
>I am taking it slow then she laughs 'He sees us!'
I keep fucking her with her tits flying in full view of the side yard
>'He's not even pretending anymore! he's just watching!'
>I fuck her harder, sliding the stool forward until her tits are against the glass
>'He's got his dick out! Its jacking off in the yard while he watches us!'
>She came 3 times before I finally finished. She told me he blew his load and went back to the shed
He told my MiL the mower needed fixing. He never looked my wife the eyes after that.

>>721015567
For the customers we don't know, as their identity is protected.
For the races the most taken are the white, especially brunettes, and the Asians.
Customers send us what they want, and we find a girl that fit for the job. They play in some standard porn before, then, we do the real deal.

>>721004595
FBI- Federal Baptist institution

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>>721018085
>never see him again in my life
why? he seemed like a valuable friend

>>721017521
Asia, Eastern Europe and America. We are based in northern Africa, even if I'm French.

>>721018413
I was young, confused and afraid.

>>721009089
Fake