Most fucked up joke you have. I'll start Like my daughter

Hope do you make a little bit cry twice?

Wipe your body dick on his teddy bear.

What's the best part about raping a ten year old girl?

Flipping her over and pretend your raping a nine year old boy.

>>721003644
>Hope do you make a little bit cry twice?
>Wipe your body dick on his teddy bear.
>404 enlgish nut fund

what does a jew pervert say?
wanna buy some candy lil girl?

>>721003644
It's not funny to make fun of the haulocaust

My grandad died in a concentration camp
He fell from a watch tower and broke his neck.

>>721004332
Why are jews so good with money?

Mandatory concentration camps.

what would the flintstones be called if they were black

Nigger

Why do blacks hate dogs?
Because they have more rights than them

>>721004563
Why did the nigger cross the road?

To steal a bike on the other side

>>721004563
What do you call a nigger with a job?

I'll let you know when I find one.

I was eating out my girlfriend when I tasted horse semen and I thought "Oh so that's how grandma died".

Reddit: The Thread

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>>721003644
Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

>>721003759
lol

How do you get a nun pregnant?
>Dress her up like an altar boy

What word starts with the letter N and ends with R that you'd never want to call a black person to their face?
>Neighbor

What's the best part about 74 year olds?
>There's 70 of them.

How do you titty fuck an 8 year old?
>Break her clavicle in half.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
>Nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did god invent shopping carts?
>To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Why did the woman cross the road?
>Who cares. Find out who gave her a pair of shoes and permission to leave the kitchen.

How did the redneck mother know her daughter was on her period?
>She tasted the blood on her son's cock.

aaaaaaaaaand I'm out.

Guy brings his daughter to the doctors office

Doc said "woah! Sir! Do you know your daughter is sexually active?! "

Guy said "nope, she just lays there like her mother"

>>721003644
Today, I was lifting an old carpet, as we have a damp problem. Underneath there were hundreds of slugs and worms. My wife and I picked up about 40 slugs and put them in a pair of my wife's panties. I then put the panties on. The feeling was amazing. I got a huge erection and I could feel them sliding over my glans, and round my balls. Eventually I could feel one going up my bum. I knew I would come soon, so I let my wife tie me up, with my hands and feet speadeagled and attached to some furniture. She then took the panties down and about 15 of the slugs were crawling over my cock and balls. I came, spurting out loads of cum all over the poor things, but still couldn't move. My wife then took the other slugs out of the panties and placed them on my cock. She was careful to put some of them right on the opening of my cock, which was now covered in a mixture of sperm and glistening goo from the slugs. She opened up my arse and tried to put one in there too. I got hard again quite quickly as I thought of these slimy little things crawling over me. I imagined them biting me. One seemed to be trying to enter my uretha and this caused me to come again. That was 4 hurs ago. My cock is now very itchy, but I am about to give them another "feed".

>>721004216
High, tired wanna laugh.

A paedophile brings a young boy into the woods. They walk for hours, deeper and deeper into the woods. The young boy turns to the paedophile and says "I'm scared, the paedophile replies "you're scared!?!? How do you think I feel? I have to walk home by myself!"

what's the worst thing that can happen when you have the flu?
Getting raped by a giant body builder

>>721004936
>Break her clavicle in half.
sternum you fuck wit

>>721004821
You win.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

what did a nigger say to a lamp post?
"He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class."

>>721005044
snapping the sternum on the body of an 8 year old would undoubtedly end in mortality.

snapping the collarbone would be painful but not life threatening.

try harder next time, boy.

Why do jew women not suck uncut dicks?
Because they wont touch anything that isnt 20% off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE

>>721005041
Getting raped by 2 giant bodybuilders?

A jew walked into a store and asked:
"Rock music approaches at high velocity?"

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>>721003644

What is the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?

Acne waits until you are 13 to cum on your face.

>>721005191
Explain bitch

How do you get a Jewish girls number?

Roll up her sleeve

How do you make a janitor cry?

Kill his family

I dated this half asian girl once.
Her father was korean, and her mother was chinese.
she was victim of a horrible car accident.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall ?
>Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the whitest thing about a nigger ?
>Its owner.

Why do jews have so big noses ?
>Because air is free.

How do you get a baby to stop crawl in circles ?
>You have to nail the other hand to the floor.

>>721003644
>how do you know you have a gay barbecue? the wieners are shitty

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>>721005174
kek

>>721003644
A dog says to another dog "Eh, give me back my bowl, damn molosse"

>>721005172
so sorry, thanks for the reset of my moral compass. you god damn fool.

two biscuits sitting in an oven. one biscuit says to the other "gee it's hot in here" the other says "holy shit a talking biscuit!"

>>721005459
KYS

>>721005459
not so fucked up but kek anyways

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

Because she got hit by a lorry

>>721005599
what a waste of good trip dubs

>>721003701
Tharnks fur yore kontribution non engrish spelunker.

>>721004821
Not sure about this. Is your gf your dad grandma?

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
>my dick while i'm doing it

>>721005649
Damn I wish it put something better now

>>721005078
Sheeeeeeeeeeit

>>721003701
Wot

I'll try to translate:

How do you make a little boy cry twice?

Rub your bloody dick on his Teddy bear

>>721005278
Lol

>>721005890
Grandmother is dead. Cunnilingus. Horse semen. Girlfriend is also dead.

>>721005459
Whats long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.

>>721006124
shit

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>>721005288

What do you call a dead sand-nigger at the bottom of a lake?
> A good start

Why can't you fool an abortion?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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>>721006548

What comes before a vegetable? A wheelchair

>>721006576
This thread changed real quick

whats pink, 27cm and makes my gf cry when i shove it in her face?

-Her stillborn child

>>721006648
i could've just typed kek or trow a silly maymay down. meh whatevs

Why had Noddy got a bell on is hat?
Because he's a cunt

>>721006836
Kek

What's the difference between a baby and a hot pocket?
A hot pocket doesn't scream when I put my dick in it.

>>721006919
but does the baby burn your dick?

>>721004821
Kek

>>721006967
lava pocket

LE GR8 JOKKES GUIS XDDDD

4CHAN GOLD 2 U

LE EPIX WIN

KEK

Why did sally fall off the swing?
>Because sally has no arms
What did sally get for christmas?
>Dont know she cant open it
What did she get the next year?
>Gloves
Why did sally get pregnant?
>Couldnt fend off her dad

Why to they bury niggers in shallow graves
>so they can still get a handout

Why to they bury them 10 foot deep?
> cause deep down they are really nice people

>>721003759
Don't girls generally grow sooner than boys?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

What did the blind, deaf, dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

>>721006576
Welp, I just saw a fetus die

That's enough internet for the day

Where did the really poor boy take the really poor girl out for dinner?

Nowhere.

>>721004936
O_O That last one

Today, I found out that, thanks to a rare bone disease, my 6 year old daughter has only four weeks to live. I decided to read the paper to take my mind off it and discovered a suicide bomber in Baghdad has killed 30 people in a market place.
I cast aside the paper and walk to my daughter’s bedroom. I stand in the doorway, watching her sleep, thinking how cruel this world can be. Barely 6 years old and soon to be in heaven. My mind was cast back to the suicide bomber, on his way there and eager to meet the virgins that wait for him. I gently closed the bedroom door, took out my cock and moved towards my innocent child.
Fuck you, Mohammed. This is one virgin you won’t be getting your hands on.

>>721004432
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>>721005191
What does that even mean?

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>>721009191
That's actually pretty hot. Green text of you having consensual deathbed sex with your hypothetical daughter please
>pretty pleaze

>>721008829
Hello newfriend

Best way to get gum out of your hair?

>cancer

>>721006124
My molasses soaked cock in your ass, boy.

>>721011383
Cancer doesn't make your hair fall out you insipid mong. Try again faggot

>>721011476
just try it faggot

you'll see

>>721011383
Kek

>>721011335
Hello, degenerate. How long do you think you can run from God?

>>721007220
Nigger alert.

>>721011517
Jew medicine makes your hair fall you fucking nigger not the cancer .
>guzzle bleach and die faggot

>>721011303
Is that HWNDU girl?

>>721011686
Fuck off faggot

statistically
8 out of 9 people enjoy gangrapes

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>>721011736
I get these BJs from her, faggot. You riding your boyfriend's cock reverse cowgirl style so you can type?

How do you get a nigger to stay still

> Wet their lips and stick them to the wall

Whats the best part about eating a bald pussy

> taking off the diaper

Best part about fucking a 14 yo in the shower.

> When their wet they look 12

How do you get the 1 armed Polack out of the tree.

> Wave to him

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Bullet? At least the bullet could go out the chamber

>>721011525
Run from god? Bitch, I've been hunting his nigger ass down for years, wussy ass cunt is less reliable than a niggers father.

>>721012449
lost

How do you starve a Somalian to death?

You hide the welfare check under the soap.

4 niggers in Cadillac
Cadillac govers over the clif, all 4 nigs die
Whats the tragedy?

Cadillacs seat 5

>>721012942
Roger that, gover over over

What's the difference between Harry Potter and the jews?

Harry made it out of the chambers

I poured spot remover on my dog.
Now he's gone.

>>721008829
>>721006576
I have no mouth and I must scream

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what's the difference between black people and cancer?

>cancer got jobs

>>721003644
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?

A Sandy Hooks survivor.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?


The holocaust

>>721008829
Welcome to the horror that is /b/, this is the darkest and sickest place in all of the deep web, and if you can't take that go back to tumblr, and leave the real internet explorers to plumb the depths of a website that's not even legal to visit. I could hack you and send it to the fbi to prove you were on (b) but I won't because I'm feeling generous, next time you might not be so lucky, if this has scared you back to the top of iceberg net, then you could never handle this place in the first place
*breates out vape like epic dragon*

>>721003644
im with her

What does a belgian hold on to while fucking someone?
The schoolbag.

Two belgians talk to each other: Wow, yesterday I fucked a 4 year old.
Eww, that bitch has teeth already.

Whats the difference between potatoes and belgian children?

Potatoes are first underground and then put in a cellar.

How do you starve a nigger?
Hide the welfare check under his working boots.

How many feminists do you need to change a lilghtbulb?
None, they cry until men fix it for them.

>>721013285
Lost. Simple but effective.

How manny babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw

>>721004432
What a coincidence! My grandfather died in a concentration camp too!

He was patrolling the perimeter by the watchtower when some drunken idiot fell on him...

>>721013869
Dutch detected

How do Polacks take showers

Piss into the fan

>>721005172
>concerned about mortality
>commenting in a thread about rape

nice

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>>721003644
A little boy and a paedophile are walking through the forest.
The boy says "It's really scary walking through this forest".
To which the paedophile replies "Just think about me, I need to walk back alone"

>>721014036
nah, German. If you wanna know why Belgians: Google Dutroux.

>>721005078
11/10

Whats the difference between a nigger and a pizza?

Pizza can feed a family of 4

>>721004216
>2017
>Not wiping your body dick

What's the difference between a black person and a bag of shit?
>The bag.

>>721011674
Jew medicine for brain cancer is THC.

I know, it's not very Jewish.

Rollimg fok kekus

>>721005151
Wat

>>721014245
Mortality not morality tard

Just rolling

>>721013714
Are you not aware /b/ is indexed on Google and therefore does not fit the definition of deepweb. It certainly doesn't fit the definition of darknet either, before you say that instead.

Crotch roll

How many niggers does it take to tar a roof?

Depends how thin you slice 'em.

What's the difference between a nigger and an onion?

You cry when you're chopping up onions.

>>721005295
Fucking kek all of them were funny :) Nice men give me more

What do you call a nigger that has had 3 abortions?
>A crime fighter.
What do apples and niggers have in common?
>They both look good hanging from trees.
Whats the best thing about fucking a 3yr old?
>The satisfying crunch of their breaking hips.

How do you starve a nigger?

Hide his food stamps in his work boots

>>721014624
Copy pasta hurr hurr

>>721006576
Ayyyyy lmao

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

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Women's rights

>>721003644
Plane flying over the ocean, captain comes on loud speaker and says, "Folks, I have some bad news. One of the engines has failed and we're going to have to conduct an emergency landing. We're going to dump all the luggage and see if that will get us to the nearest airport." As the passengers look out the window they see the luggage and cargo falling from the plane. The captain then comes back over the loud speaker, "Ladies and Gentleman, I regret to inform you that we still do not have enough lift to make the closest airport. So we're going to have to sacrifice the few for the many. We're going to do this in the most simple and non-discriminant manner. We'll go in alphabetic order. That said, will all the African Americans please move to the back of the plane!" "No one moved," the stewardess reported to the captain. So he came back over the speaker again, "Folks, will all the Blacks move to the back of the plane please." Again no one moved. A little black girl tugged at her moms sleeve and said, "Mom, I thought we were African Americans...?" The mother sternly replied, "Honey, today we're Niggers and we go after the Mexicans!"

>>721005455
Mortality not morality, what are you 12?

If only there were more mosquito nets in africa, we'd be able to save so many mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS

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>so there's 2 niggers walking along a highway at 3 a.m
>white guy cruising home @ ~90mph
>smashes into the two niggers
>first one launches off the bumper, flies 500 yards and skids to death
>second one folds back to the hood, head goes thru the windshield, throat cut, bleeds out
>guy driving freaks the fuck out and pulls over to call the cops
>cops arrive
>driver is freaking out pacing back and forth talking to himself
I KILLED THEM. FUCK. WILL I EVER SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN? FUCK. FUCK.
>officer notices this and approaches driver
>"sir, are you okay?"
>"THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN AM I OKAY? I'M A MURDERER. AM I GOING TO JAIL?!"
>officer starts visibly laughing
>driver grabs officer by collar
>THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY?

sir sir ... calm down. officer wilson is going to give you a ride home and that first nigger there? we're charging him with breaking and entering. the second is being charged with fleeing the scene of an accident.

when is a pay day better than a 100 grand bar

when you make 150,000 a year

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>>721012216
you cunt i was going to save this page n now i can't
thanks a lot pal !

>>721013714

dankest of posts my fellow internet plumber

what juice you vapin?'

>>721015107
So short and non wall like in nature I mistook it for idiocy.

>>721013714
Faggot, you're reverse cowgirling some /pol fag so you can type while getting him off with your red rectum. Now turn the fuck back around and suck off that /pol faggot and shut the fuck up.

So, I was raping this chick the other day and she screamed: "Please! Think of my children. .."

Kinky slut.

>>721015409
it's just text you nigger

>>721014624
Newfag

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>>721015574
zoozle

>What does a beaner say when a house falls on him?
Get off me homes.

>>721004880
This.

>>721015437
Fuckin' pathetic faggot

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A man was walking alongside a cliff, there sat a little girl crying, he approached and asked her:

>Why are you crying little girl?
>My parents fell over the cliff and died
The guy shrugged his shoulders while unzipping his pants:
>Well, today is not your lucky day.

How do you know if your best friend is gay?
>His dick tastes like shit.

>>721015898

i bet you don't even vape

>>721016012
kek

If I rape a Muslim woman using a bacon condom
Would it be a hate crime ?

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>>721015574

What's harder than slogging through a pile of infant corpses waist deep? My dick while doing so.

Little George's mom is pulling Little George by the leg down the stairs, his head banging against each step.

The neighbor comes out and starts shouting "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU CRAZY BITCH???? His hat is going to fall off!"

Little Georges mom tells the neighbor not to worry, she nailed the hat to his head.

>>721014405
whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

Pizzas don't scream in the oven

>>721011962
No, bj ME!