Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>720992463
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
What kind of loser wastes his time spamming avatarfag threads xd
Claim :o
One for Pete and two for Paul
One for Pat to make him fall
Still here and still nothing to do
i wish i could watch someone fuck yuno and eat the cum out of her.
>>721003464
and i mean i will do the cum eating after someone else fucks her.
Easiest 83% ever
what is the little table that comes in the pizza for?
>>721004738
Keeps the lid from sagging into the pizza
>>721004738
I don't know, klonata.
>>721004783
My dominos don't have those
>>721004783
if the box was done right then it wouldn't need to -_-
>>721004738
To prevent the cheese and from sticking to the box in case it's flipped
>>721004812
why would you ever get pizza from dominos?
aren't they constantly rated worst pizza? :o
>>721004831
who the flip flips their pizza? -_-
>claiming shielder~
>>721004869
I like there crust and Molten Lava cakes.
>>721004935
lewds please :o
>>721004869
You underestimate the human stupidity.
>>721004952
I like their chicken and cheesy bread
my friend used to work there and we sometimes got free pizza :o
>>721004738
It's for eating really tiny pizzas off of.
>>721004341
>>721004952
10/10 waifu
>>721004935
How are the bunnies today?
>>721005115
are you looking in a mirror?
>>721005091
I prefered the nachos lunchables
>>721005208
Hello Alice how are you?
>>721005109
>pets the kitty
>>721005327
>>721004260
Well enough. Time to go home, do nothing and hate life
>>721005273
The nachos a shit.
Pizza a best.
Is eyebrow-kun alive?
>>721005478
I wish I was with you :o
>>721005399
you microwaved it I bet -_-
>>721005109
I'm really curious where there's more than one "Syndra as a cat" pictures.
How many calories are in semen?
>>721005705
let's find out
>>721005742
woah you come on quick
>>721005618
>>721005828
the answer is 5 in an average load
>>721005581
What would you do?
>>721005906
solve cum equations
>>721005581
No, I didn't, because I'm not a faggot. Cold pizza is the literal best.
>>721005864
thanks teach, now i'm hungry for it :o
>>721005970
might as well eat tomato sauce from the fridge -_-
Just got home, claiming so I can sleep tight knowing my waifu is claimed
>>721006012
this looks like a waifu claimer but I can't put my finger on it :o
>>721006051
no one would claim her :o
>>721006051
Good night
>>721005367
>>721006027
Tomato sauce mixed with pepperoni, Mozzarella, and pizza dough.
:o me konata
>>721006103
pepperoni is the worst pizza topping -_-
>>721006058
you mean pic or how i type?
>>721006224
a minor shouldn't be up at 6am -_-
>>721006242
both :o
>>721006279
It's almost 9 am though
>>721006227
You shouldn't be alive.
>>721006315
East coast beast coast
>>721006279
another anon posted r34 of that character for his chara x someone else shitposts i think,
and yes you are right but who am i?
>>721006428
beats me
>>721006328
we'll all be dead one day :o
>>721006315
do you have school today?
>>721006486
And you should get a head start on it.
>>721006427
Yes
>>721006486
I'm in class
>>721006486
i don't want to give away
can i beat your meat :o
>>721006752
depends on who this is :o
>>721006610
tell your teacher I said hi
>>721006585
you should stop being mean -_-
カラミチーマス
>>721006610
>I'm in class
madman
>>721006847
Hi, I don't think we've talked before?
>>721006829
i don't think you consider me one of your besties but you know me
>>721006829
Will do
>>721006897
Based god
>>721006987
That's not a huge hint -_-
I try to be friends with anyone that talks to me
>>721006829
Stop being a bitch.
Shimakaze claimeeeed
>>721007060
I'm a bitch for liking quality pizza toppings? :o
>>721007093
cute
>>721007055
im too shy to reveal, i want you to figure it out.
>>721007131
You're a bitch for being a bitch.
You are weak, your bloodline is weak, you will not survive the winter.
XDdddd
>>721007237
do I have unlimited guesses?
>>721007253
winter is over in Arizona ya dingus
>>721007340
of course as many you need.
>>721007414
flan
>>721007504
nope
>>721007746
may I have a hint?
shino
>>721007340
Exactly.
You're still a bitch.
>>721007991
not a touhou
>>721008127
You don't make sense -_-
>>721008273
do we even talk I can't even think of people
mami
>>721008449
I make perfect sens if you're not a bitch.
>>721008449
we talk rarely.
and no
>>721008692
galil
>>721008686
sens -_-
>>721008731
nope
we will never know
>>721008778
I don't wanna keep trying to guess so you win
>>721006924
I don't think we have. How are you?
>>721009068
sorry. try again later.
>>721009266
I won't -_-
>>721009158
A little bit bored since I have too much free time and nothing to do. But aside from that everything is great!
Hoe about you? Done abything fun?
>>721009597
:)
>>721009504
get a job? :o
>>721009846
:(
>>721009898
I like seeing you sad :o
Liru claimed
>>721009846
I have 2 and I study.... but I still have way too much free time
>>721009988
thats sadistic :(
>>721009504
Nothing much is available for me other than school and performances because Chinese New Year.
It's very tiring
>>721010097
you can cry if you want :o
>>721010262
Performances?? You have my complete attention, what performances?
Whatever it is, I'm sure it's better than having nothing to do abd being bored like me.
>>721010516
*crys in spanish*
>>721010734
racist -_-
>>721010764
its okay im white :o
>>721010627
Chinese New Year. Lion dance, dragon dance, Kung fu and all that. If you happen to live in Texas you would probably catch a glimpse of my team going around.
-scurries into the thread and begins sweeping. NO one has kept up the place while he was out sick and the floors have become very dusty-
>>721010981
Sounds like a lot of fun! Sadly, I live in Europe, so no Chinese new year for me.
>>721010807
then I hate you more -_-
>>721011327
im not american white :o
-hums happily while sweeping when he catches something out of the corner of his eye. A tiny dust bunny looks out from under the hutch. It shivers and looks scared so Sonata slowly comes up to it with a dish of warm milk.- <3
>>721011271
Most white people I know celebrate for the money only.
>>721011392
I would never be friends with a eruopoor -_-
-Watches as the tiny dust bunny drinks and smiles warmly. He reaches over to pet it, moving slowly so as not to startle it-
>>721011786
racist :o
>>721011873
Mexicans can't be racist
only white people -_-
>>721011873
Sachi?
Yall mind if i claim her?
-carefully picks up the dust bunny and snugs it, petting over its ears. He wanders down the hall with it, trying to help it find its family. Dust bunnies are known to wander though they prefer hiding under the furniture during the day.-
>>721011931
That wasnt me guessing -_-
me and sachi are very good friends anyways
I guess shiro:
Jesus christ how horrifying
>>721011495
We don't celebrate it here because we hardly have any asians. Instead, we've got a carnaval coming up
>>721012178
Go eat some cheese.
>>721012329
THATS A GOOD FUCKING MEME KIDDO
Alright let's go, why is Kimi Wa the worst movie of this year?
>>721011919
can too >:(
>>721012390
Do you know what I like more than good memes?
>>721012515
No. Lets watch it.
>>721004738
It's so if multiple boxes are stacked onto eachothr (or if anything is put on top of a box, really) the center of the pie will remain unscathed
>>721012515
I preferred Angry Birds the Movie.
>>721004952
so cute
>>721012560
gringo -_-
>>721012697
>not the emoji movie
smh
>>721012636
No, no movie
>>721012059
is this an actual poster
>>721012775
Why not? Movies tend to be more enjoyable and cinematic.
>>721012764
taco :o
>>721012515
Shit bait.
>>721012843
You're doing it again.
>>721012888
And my trips confirm.
>>721012922
And my dubs do too.
>>721012854
Time
>>721012888
Take it to court, fam, it's a bad movie, I've seen it
I'm a movie critic, I know what I'm talking about.
>>721012907
doing what
>>721012922
>>721012888
>>721012953
Not buying this shit tbh
>>721012964
You're doing that again too.
>>721012964
However marathoning a serie isn't a problem.
>>721013098
>>721013134
THIS
>>721013156
Making me explain myself in copious detail when I thought you would catch what I said immediately.
>>721013134
>>721013191
and when have we ever marathoned a series that wasn't kinmoza
>>721013229
My self esteem is a little too high today
>>721013238
Karen, you're up pretty early. Is it between classes for you?
>>721012866
who are you? :o
I never noticed since I never post this one but what the fuck is up with alice in this picture
>>721013352
guess :o
>>721013238
In the near future.
>>721013395
Can't say that the art is perfect for Karen but Alice looks like a true ayy lmao.
>>721013344
Yo my dude
Nah it's like afternoon, 5:50 pm
I got a good week ahead of me yo, I only have like a buttload of classes on monday/wedensday and the rest is like 1 class per day, feels good
>>721013468
nah fam
>>721013238
But Kimi no na wa is so good ;-;
>>721012843
Yes
>>721013279
How can I fix that?
>>721013570
Nothing needs to be fixed.
>>721013445
I guessed shiro rn, how about madoka?
>>721013780
nope :o
Kimi no na Wa? More like Kimi no NAH
>>721013631
If only that were true.
>>721013538
Who is your waifu, friend? I don't know her.
>>721013570
It'll fix itself soon enough
>>721013495
Oh nice, I'm still shit with time zones, my last visit was at least 5 years ago you know.
Only have three classes for the rest of the week, some light homework, and a stats test on Tuesday. Feels mostly good :(
>>721013967
this shit lags out all fucking day but when I want to cancel a picture upload the speed is fucking massive
>>721013862
Life wouldn't be as interesting as it is.
Also give me recs on Natural Snow Buildings albums to check.
>>721013851
Shut up you little shit
>>721014072
I'm glad trump banned Muslims -_-
>>721013836
I don't even talk to anyone
luluco
>>721014141
Kinmoza is trash and Karen is worst character.
>>721014065
Oh yes, I am forgetful.
Dance of the Moon and Sun, Winter Ray and Terror's Horns are a good place to start.
>>721014204
who?
>>721014223
This tbh
>>721014204
its a shame he didn't ban spics -_-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDFBO41K-r4
>>721013993
Yeah dude, nah, I feel you.
Oh that sounds legit, I only got two, finished the rest already.
What level of stats are you taking
>>721014223
Forsen is a bad anime
>>721013967
Acerola from Pokemon Sun and Moon
Perfection
>>721014204
>I'm glad trump banned Muslims -_-
i agree with this, but he needs to take Saudis as well
>>721014377
Forsen is best anime.
>>721014408
old forsen was a good anime
>>721014380
She looks pretty cute
is there anything special about her?
We will be starting Miss kobyashi's dragon maid in 15 mins when it premiers on croll in the stream room come watch if you want! yyayayayayyaa
https://www.rabb.it/shino83
>>721014528
hey baby
>>721014702
fuck you -_-
>>721014223
Because all characters named Alice are always best girls.
>>721014320
Got it, anything else that is very noteworthy from them and I should definitely get?
I like hoarding and to always have something else new to listen to whenever I want.
>>721014702
hey fuccboi
what's that anime about
>>721014380
She's really cute
>>721014528
Nah she just looks nice otherwise shes pretty plain
>>721014383
Saudis are more tame than the other savages around them
I really need to get my other Renge pics on my phone but it's a piece of shit and doesn't actually have the space for them
Claimpasu
Claim
>>721014893
>Saudis are more tame than the other savages around them
Look at this guy comin' in talking hot shit about what he has no idea about lmao
regardless of that, why'd you pick her if she's plain?
>>721014907
rango mango whats up
>>721014843
um a girl gets drunk meets a qt dragon and invites her to live with her.
>>721014733
stop your giving me the crippling
>>721014927
Hi tomoyo
>>721015004
Hi
>>721014960
Shes aesthetically pleasing
Also the tourists from the arab peninsula seem to be more educated than the refugees flooding this continent
>>721014873
That right
>>721014960
Ayy karen
Not too much up with me, just work and school, living the dream
How've you been lately? Been a bit since we talked
>>721014997
Shino my man, what's up? You get back into work yet?
>>721014927
Howdy howdy
>>721015067
What is the most interesting thing you have encountered today?
>>721015172
... are you guys really discussing the refugee crisis?
>>721014377
Intro to stats. All of my other classes are definitely not so bad, esp my literature class, which is me showing up for one lecture a week and 'hey if you show up to this play on campus you get ten extra credit points.
It's just a matter of hanging onto a B- like last semester. I wish I could say I'd do better. But it's just not something I'm strong in.
Sorry for the wait. PC wanted an update.
>>721015179
RENGE!@ long time no see. Nah man i just moved tho so im getting everything figured out with that trying to sell my old house and buy a new one. How;s everything going with you?
>>721015179
Hi
>>721015200
I just woke up so idk
>>721014907
kyle
>>721015351
you=faggot
>>721015335
Oh tight, where'd you move to? And are you liking it so far? Things are going pretty well for me, work is work, school is school, but I'm making it through alright
>>721015351
How's your day going? Anything new in your world?
>>721015386
kyle
>>721015351
Lol me too
>>721015334
If you'd like some help understanding a concept please don't hesitate to ask us
>>721015172
That's because they're the educated ones that actually want to and are able to leave their country.
You should see the saudis still living here, cutting girls off and honking at them, starting fights in the middle of the road, calling religious police on anyone who pisses them off, fail half the jobs they get but still get more because the country protects them. Saudis are trash. The people around them are way better. The refugees are obviously not educated, otherwise they wouldn't still be in syria, but you can't really pick where you're born, yeah?. Not that I support it ofc, I say close the borders and let the gulf countries that are refusing the refugees take them in.
Well that's a good a reason as any I guess, nice to meet you! I'm Karen!
>>721015179
What are you studying again, fish memory my dude, my bad.
I've been pretty rad, doing good on school, got my classes fixed up and studying hard. Though the classes keep getting harder, just needs time and practice though.
>>721015289
Yeah? Is the topic not appropriate to you? What would you recommend us to discuss?
>>721015334
Intro to stats was a real bitch for me, but probably cause our teacher was kinda senile. Only reason he was still teaching was because his brother was the dean. I'm doing stat data analysis right now and it's fun as hell
do you do anything in the literature class or just go hang out
>>721015335
ISA-NE
>>721015773
>What would you recommend us to discuss?
This may sound crazy, but why not your waifus?
>>721003229
tear my shit up fampai claimed
>>721015861
Alright let's go, talk about your waifu
i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.
i was cc-fag/uta-fag.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.
THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.
/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.
lyrics:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html
quick way to sing it:
http://vocaroo.com/
any other ways are accepted
>>721015773
I'm not complaining or anything like that, I'm just surprised for some reason (no idea why though).
Sadly I don't have much to contribute to the conversation since I'm a bit too biased to fairly judge them.
>>721015961
oh my fucking sides
>>721015773
There's real work for the weekly journal and at some point there will be a paper or two, and a play we have to put on, but it's the second easiest A class I've ever had, barring World History. So mostly hang out, asked a cute girl for her number, that's really it.
>>721015729
Thanks for the offer fam
Anyways Karen I'll see you later I have to hit up the gym before class. Try not to get shot by Palestinians. Have fun!
>>721015961
>>721015608
kyle
>>721015386
-_-
>>721015608
Idk, i just woke up
>>721015729
Ok
>>721016189
not denying it :think:
>>721016023
Ohhh my bad, thought you were being condescending, it's hard to figure this shit out over text lol
What side are you biased towards?
>>721016075
That sounds pretty good, you work for the journal while in the class? The play sounds like a good meme though kek
Anyway yeah dude seeya later, peace
>>721015861
We do occasionally discuss that but it either leads to a "my taste is objectively better than yours" situation or you run out of comparable topics quickly
So we wind up discussing anything and everything else
>>721016155
kyle
>>721015773
Well hey, sounds good to me
And it's cool, I can't remember what you're studying either tbh
I'm doing radiology
Yeah, so, why are you such a nice guy? I understand what you're doing in /waifu/, you are just here because everyone on /waifu/ is happy to listen to you about being an oldfag, you were of whatever community that everybody should be able to post in your board.
Why don't you get the stay a bit longer, friendo. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply some valuable insights.
You're just a huge-hearted person who cares about everyone and loves to make /waifu/ happy, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a nice person.
And I can go on an on about how much lovely you are, and that's why bullies are dying.
You just know to tolerate, you huge friend that you are.
You're the person who is liked that 4chan is talking about.
You're the nice man who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, because he isnt.Yeah, so, why are you such a huge autistic? I don't understand what you're doing in /waifu/, are you just here because everyone on /waifu/ is tierd up of your fucking shitty autism and whining about how you're such and oldfag, you were of whatever community, that gfur/ponies/loli/ shouldn't post in your board?
Why don't you get the fuck off here, you huge hypocrite. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply with random images from your stupid video game.
You're just a huge cunt who cares too much about internet and loves to make drama on /waifu/, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a huge fucking idiot and retard.
And I can go on an on about how much cancer you are, and that's why circlejerking are dying.
You just know to complain, you huge cuck that you are.
You're the cancer that 4chan is talking about.
You're the faggot who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, even if he is.
>>721016290
I'm doing economics
Do you work with radios?
>>721016312
dude who was this one even
>>721016221
-_-
Why does Black History Month have to be February?
>>721015773
I know
Syria and Iraq used to be pretty based
Anyways, im off to do some protesting
>>721016290
kylepasu
>>721016441
so you've accepted you're gay?
>>721016489
No, i'm not -_-
>>721016535
then why didn't you deny it :o
>>721016563
I don't have to, you should know i'm not -_-
>>721016242
I don't have anything against refugees in particular. But I do believe that before a country accepts the refugees it needs to make sure that their own citizens are okay with it and have a good life (if that makes sense).
And if refugees are allowed to stay, they should be should have to integrate, accept the culture of the country they stay in and try to get a job so they can contribute to the country they stay in.
But that's just my unpopular and as some say 'fascistic' opnion.
Anyways, I don't think we've talked before? How are you?