ok /b/ i want some fucking good pickup lines pfa general

>>720994891
2

>>720994891
1 because Scotland gets no fucking sun.

>>720994891
"i'd fuck you but im not a nigger with a huge dick, but at least I have huge balls"

>>720994891
1

>>720994891
I want to cum in your eyes so you can see our future children

Between 3 n 4

>>720994891
Between 3 and 4.

0~1

>>720994891
1... Irish for the win.

>>720995334
NIGGS OR GET THE FUCK OFF

>>720994891
1 master race.

>>720994891
-1

>>720994891
Before 1, you can see throught my skin

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>>720994891
2

>>720994891
1, sadly.

>>720994891
0
because i never go out in the sun

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Paper white.

So like -5.

Seriously, I glow underwater. IDK if I should like it or be ashamed.

ALso, I go out in the sun all the time, I just burn and never tan.

Pic doesn't do justice, I'm whiter in person.
>Also, I was fat in pic. I don't look so female anymore.

>>720994891
1

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>>720995563
So what's it like being a barbecue sauce man?

>>720995477
Make me, faggot. :^)

>>720995703
I still look female, but I don't look like a tumblr female.

>>720994891
I'm a human, so 1.

>expecting 4,5,6 be able to use computer/smartphone

>>720995887
LOL

>>720995563
Ooga ooga booga?

>>720994891
a mix of number 3 and number 4

>>720995887

>pls give me attention

-1

3, the best color objectively is 4

>>720994891
NIGGER

>>720996149
but 4 is nigger..

>>720996087
Not attention, I was going for a trips grab. But missed and failed. Like a bitch.

>>720995044
1 because my last name is Wallace. I feel you bro.

WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!

>>720996149
You gonna back that shit up?

3.3 for sure

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>>720994891

Hey there

>>720994891
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

>>720996191

Yeah, and that post with trips wouldn't have been about getting a lot of attention...

1, I'm a shut in Aussie.

>>720994891
3.5

stomach is 2 though does that count?

>>720996271
Eh, Trips are trips. We're all autists here.

>3 of same number=very good

Normally #1 because I work in an office.
On hoildays I'm a #4 because supreme genetics

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>>720996246

Q:Why do white women date back men sometimes?

A: because they get along! Dick

>>720996311

Not everyone is a retarded attention whore, go post your headless ass somewhere to compensate.

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>>720994979
>>720995264
>>720995303
>>720995526
>>720995563
>>720996149
>>720996228
>>720996258

niggers

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>>720996345
Why don't you go complain in the drawthread, anon?

>>720994891
1 fam and I'm a semite

>>720996379
kjeek

>>720994891
Between 1 and 2

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>>720996222

Not that anon but I rep it. Both me and my gf are 1 but all colors are beautiful

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>>720994891
I'm a 2 in this lighting, from Poland

>>720996580
born there?

>>720994891
Roll

>>720996660
Yes, both Polish parents

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>>720996338

Q:What do you call a prison bitch who was falsely convicted?

A: fucking in justice!

>>720996688
always wished I could visit. I have ancestry there.

>>720996880
It's a very nice country, I recommend you go on holiday to visit. We have many different tourism places
I tried finding a good video but this is best I could find in a hurry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO4TwFFbF7I

>>720994891

3.

Half wop.

>>720997201
Very beautiful countryside and architecture. I live in LA USA right now. Can't wait to get out of here.

>>720995870

Her tits are going "Arooga! Arooga!"

>>720994891
between 1 and 2. depends if its cold or warm out

>>720994891
No yellow.

Fuckin racists all of ya.

>>720997320
HAHAHA you made a sound with your text post

>>720997394
2 to 3 is 'yellow' you colorblind gook

>>720994891
I´m 1 and wouldn´t date firther than 2

>>720996439
GET OUT KIKE

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>>720997317
I'm glad you like it, I still have yet to visit all of the amazing places Poland has to offer and I always go there on holiday. I'm living in England right now and it's very dull here, almost no places to walk around, ugly architecture and people here don't really respect their own culture.

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>>720997567
I feel ya man. Here in LA it's mostly shitty disposable buildings, and due to the short-term rental nature of most housing here, almost no one bothers to know their community at all. This means there is no community at all except for local racial groups. Regarding culture, money is god and nothing else matters.

It's all very depressing.

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>>720994891
Is this a pickup line thread or a nig nog thread?

>>720994891
1 in winter, 2-3 in summer

>>720997915
So wut ur saying is u wanna bang a nig nog and u need tips??

>>720996379
Everybody is a nigger compared to an Albino.

>>720994891
So... I heard you like Mudkipz. Wanna see my anime collection?

op here where are my fucking pickup lines you bunch of niggers

>>720994891
>On the level of rape, how raped are you?

>>720998872
then you shouldn't have made a duel topic thread.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Him: NO... You: Can I?

>>720994891
4 for 4chan

1 because i dont go outside but my arm is so hairy that it doesnt look that bad

>>720994891
1

>>720999904
sorry man, you were so close >>720999999

>>720994891
1

>>720994891
1

Nord master race

>>720994891
3, am I white?

>>720994891
1 in the winter and 2 in the summer.

>>721000085
Greek sub paki probably.

2, because I haven't gone outside for any significant amount of time in years. Usually a 3, occasionally 3.5

>>720994891
0% nigger

>>720994891
1 and argentinian

>>721000000

>>721000508
>argentinian

The sud version of the nord

hi5 whiteboi

>>720994891
Whiter than 1 :(

>>721000670
prove it?

>>720994891
the best color is 3

>>720996379
>Having a natural tan=being a nigger
Are you even trying?

>>721000670
are u allergic to the sun

>>720994891

I'm the number that tells the other numbers what to do, number 1.

>>721000761
Honestly I burn, not tan.
So I'm as white as a white sissy could be

>>720994891
>am white, european, ginger-ish hair
>but still my hand looks like no 3

srsly, 1 is albino or what?

>>720994891
anything about 3 is fucking disgusting

>>720994891
1
feels good

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>>720994891
1

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>>721000885
Nah, you're just a full-body freckle

I'm bout like 2.5

>>720994891
Between 2 and 3

rolling for 1 baby

>>720994891
i'm 2 and i'm middle eastern, am i still a sand nigger?

>>720996214
I was looking for this.

>>721002904
youre a dune coon

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>>720997837
Yes.

>>720994891
4

y hate niggers for

>>720994891
"Do you have to pee? Cuz urinate."

1. It's been a long winter.

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2 i think, am i a nigger?

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>>721003592
Because there's literally nothing to like them for.

>>721003653
might as well be

>>721003666
Idk. I met a black dude in a bar one night. He bought me a few shots, we talked about life and shit, he was a pretty cool guy. A little hot headed but all in all he was alright.

Roses are red
Suicide's an option
I think you've just caused
A boner's eruption
>2.5 because of the scorching Aussie sun

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>>720994891
1

>>720994891
You aren't really a human if you aren't 1.

Right now 1, but in summer I usually reach 3
>i'm italian

>>721003808
Is that a spot the difference?
Because I'm pretty good at those

>>720994891

1 thankfully

>>720994891
about 2 1/2
Tiny bit of native 'murrican blood makes it look like I have a light tan.

>>721004038
They should all be castrated and sterilized. Wiped from the planet.

You: Is your dad in jail?
Her: No...
You: if I was your dad I'd be in jail

1. Pure anglo blood master race.

>>720997483
>implying someone would date you

>>720994891
1 because I defy the Australian sun to fucking tan me, fucking cancer ball cunt in the sky

Anyway, pickup lines are generally poor, and the intentionally worst ones will weed out the kind of girl with whom you are speaking. For example, if you say 'Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong', then the girls who aren't worth your time will block you or yell at you, whereas someone who might be interesting will respond with either a counter or light mockery.

>>720995887
no you just perpetually look like a faggot

>>720994891
help me jesus

>snowniggers

>>720994891
1 but now I'm 2, am I nigger?

4 in uk 5 in brazil

>>720994891
1

>>720994891
dubs

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hey... pic of me :) i think im a 2 :)

>>721005394
this isn't what blm is you know

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>>721005423

2 usually. 3 in summer if I go outside

>>720995887
I'd tap it

>>721005645
that house in detroit looks like ronald weasley's house

>>721005423
The picture isn't trying to suggest that BLM is about torturing and dismembering white people. It's to point out how tribalistic, barbaric and racist black people who have bought in to this idea that white people enslaving their ancestors is the root of all their modern day problems can be.

>>720995044
Same my last name is Young

6 needs to be in a burn unit

>>720994891
1 anything above 2 is going into shitskin territory.

>>721005423
>this isnt what BLM is you know
Have you ever actually seen one of their fucking protests?
That's ALL it is.
YES, there are black people not crying out for the death of all whiteys and even decrying those that are calling for white murders, but they are far and away the minority in BLM protests.

Fuck you for defending those fucking monsters. You genuinely have no idea what you're talking about.

>>720994891
everyone who isnt 1 should be gassed

>>720994891
0.5

>>721005077
>No white skin
Yes, u r a nigger

>>720994891
me: "are you a kindergarten?"
she: "wat?"
me: "because I want to shoot kids inside you"

>>721005487
I always thought she was pretty cool for an ugly, stupid dyke

>>721005487
isnt that quote from the grand wizard of the KKK? i seem to remember one of them saying that

>>721004328
That was hilarious. I wish I lived near some monkeys so I could take baseball bats to them.

Imma Luigi, number one!

>>720995519
me too, it obssess me every fucking day of my fucking life

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>>720995887
POST A PICTURE AND STOP BEING A FAGGOT

>>720994891
0.8 I guess

Using pickup lines as if they're ever worked.
Faggot

>>720994891
I'd be like -1 or more. My pasty bluish people are not represented.

>>720995044
I'm from Newcastle and there's no way your only a 1. My people are far whiter than anything on OPs image, and the Scottish must be at least as pale.

>>720995303
>>720995334
>>720995563
>>720996047
>>720996149
>>720996228
>>720996303
>>720997242
You're all niggers.

>>720994891

0 no bullshit

>>721003837
This. True whites are 1 or less. Anything else is either a nigger or mixed mongrel, like all Americans.

>>720995334
same
but not a nigger
just Aussie ay

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>>721005766

>>721005349
>5th birthday
>still in diapers, looks tiny.

I think not. Kid is like 2. The girl is closer to 5.

3, i am mexican :v pinches putos, ajua! (I hate that "ajua")

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>>721010178
you have to be a special kind of pussy / nigger to use brass knuckle from behind

>>720994891
2

>>721009638
yes. hang all niggers. amen. Ps. I am from Finland and I am below 1. Proud to be white and gas all the niggers. amen.

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>>720994891
1 master race.

>>721009910
It's not about white countries it's about not shit countries. They all just happen to be white cause whitey done well.

>>720994891
Num-bah ONE!
Num-bah ONE!

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those with brown eyes are considered to be niggers. I am sorry but that's how it's.

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>>720994891
rape

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>>721011002
r8 my eye.

>>721011002
It goes:
>blue eyes
>blonde hair
>white skin
>Aryan heritage (whatever that means)
Right?

2.5, Thanks dago-wap heritage

>>721004038
"Muh DIIIIIIIIIIKK!!!"

1, but my dick is 4.

>>721003956
Preferred nigger fighting technique

>>721011125
yes. you are right. i might add that only northern nations meet these standards except Sweden of course.

>>721011227
That's quite the discoloration, you should get that checked you might havery restricted circulation in your nigger dick

>>720994891
1

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>>721011371
>>721011227
there is only one solution:

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3 half cast @ me

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>>721011371
>>721011513
I think the joke is that his dick is burned from all the masturbation.

>>720994891
Ooga Booga!
(click-click)
BIX NOOD,
Mudderfuggah!

(# 6)

>>720994891
oh shit nigga

i'm a 1

>>720994891
1.5

>>720994891
Excuse me, does this rag smell of chloroform to you? never have a no.

for the record I'm a 2, maybe 1.

>>720994891
between 1 and 2

3.5

>>721004444
nice quads praise kek

>>721012833
>>721004444
meme magick confirmed

>>720994891
anything other than 1 is a nigger, chink, spick, wop, heeb, haji, etc. 1 = true master race, anything else = mongrel race

>>720994891
2 masterrace reporting in

Whiter than one

-1 because I'm goff as fuck

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5.

somethinsomething muhdick

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>>720994891

#BlackHistoryMonth

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2. Florida sun.

>>720995703
>thinking this looks female

now i understand the trap threads

1 in winter 2 in summer

>>720994891
4.5

1 in winter, 2 in spring/fall and 3 in summer.

>>720994891
0

>>720994891
1 since I live in a basement and routinely browse 4chan

1 motherfucker sucks to be you (anything else)

1 master race here

>>720994891
I'm number 1.
Master race.

I'm a slave number. :(

>>720994891
0, I am almost a fucking albino.

>>720994891
my skin fluctuates between 1 and 2, depends on if I go outside a lot

>>721011077
greasy as fuck, go clean your face

>>720994891
Since I'm Somali I'm inbetween 4 nd 5

>>720994891

2

>>720994891
1 Because Northern Finland hasn't seen the sun in 2+ months.

>>720994891
1

We are number 2
Hey

>>720994891
number 1, as it should be.

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Between 3 and 4

>>721020129
=sand nigger

>>720996379
Dude, using that image... dude's like a 3.5

1 :')

>>721021106
>=Brown master race*
Fixed