Hey /b/ is it weird that I'm a 33 yo man and own/fuck this

>>720990147
no
what's weird is that you have it wearing that ridiculous dress instead of normal clothing

>>720990147
Yes
It is extremely creepy

>>720990147
lolita dress makes it better

>>720990147
It's cool if you don't obsess over it. Do you live alone?

>>720990147
I'd have probably gone that route if I didn't get married. Easier maintenance.

i'd like to see you do it. I'd fap.

>>720990147
Take off the clothes.

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>>720990289
How so?

>>720990321
Yeah but I'm about to move back in with my parents temporarily

>>720990444
Winrar

>>720990147

Yes , it is weird.

>>720990475
>move back in with my parents
why does this not surprise me?

>>720990492
IVE NEVER EVEN GOTTEN DUBS BEFORE OMG

>>720990475
It's a life like, fake, fuckdoll

Just get an actual gf or a fleshlight if you really need something besides your hand.

>>720990147
This is so wrong

>>720990147
Nah man, at least you're not doing it to the neighbor's kids. How much was that thing?

>>720990147
where do i buy one? wow i like it...
I have some bjd dolls but i always wanted a fuck doll.

>>720990147

tits or gtfo

>>720990444
>>720990147
deliver OP

>>720990475
Keep going

>14 posters
>nobody mentions that you DON'T inb4 YOUR OWN POST

/b/ is lost.

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>>720990147
Nope post more of her.

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>>720990571
I'm scared they might see this doll...trying to figure out how to hide it

>>720990623
>>It's a life like, fake, fuckdoll

Applies to most wives right?

>>720990672
$4000

>>720990147
How do you clean it after you cum? Do you wear a condom?

>>720990147
So how does this thing work?

>>720990444
>>720990871
trips acquired, now show pussy

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OH HEY GUYS, DOLL FUCKING THREAD?

>>720990919
you stick your dick in it and wiggle it around until you cum.

>>720990688
>>720990871
You didn't post pussy, OP.

>>720990757
Must be a falseflag, fuck it, I am out.

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>>720990147
May you please explain to me wtf is this shit (red circle) ?

>>720990871
No it's not. And that's not a funny joke.
Owning that doll is a sign you have trouble connecting to other people, it's very abnormal and off putting. How many people could you openly admit to owning that.

>>720990147
Have you seen Lars and the Real Girl?

>>720991066
Those are stripper clips, used for rapid loading of magazines.

>>720991073
>having trouble connecting to people
>on /b/

Gee, what gave it away faggot

>>720991088
Great movie

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>>720991029
Alright here is her pussy, it's tight as fuck, I cum within a minute inside her

>>720991073
I am socially awkward and a virgin, and I was considering getting another doll

>>720991196
Chubby chubby fingerssssssss

why does it look so grimmed out

should have cute fuck-me loli face not Burton emo face with thin cruel lips

also surely that dress is not as fun as gym shorts and a soft pastel pink t-shirt with a unicorn on it

and a pair of white brazil hipsters

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>>720991066
That would be a bullet anon....

>>720991196
Don't. Force yourself to meet people.
Honestly it would be better just to get a prostitue

>>720991196
Now show tits or dick in plastic puss

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>>720991196
>33 yr old virgin

>>720990147
Is it me or this having sex with dolls is creepy, ita like fucking a corpse and plain weird.

>>720991066
Dudes who own guns and fuck dolls are pretty much tell tale signs of elliot rodger copycat fags

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>>720991311
This was a week ago, different wig in a school girl uniform, isn't she cute and happier?

>>720991502
Nah man she looks embarassed and oppressed.

>>720991502
looks creepy

>>720991502

she doesn't look happy man

she looks like she's plotting revenge, perhaps on you

>>720990147
HOW MUCH DID IT COST OP!!!! I WANT ONE!

>>720990147
Fuck no and also where can I get one

>>720991066
This picture tells me someone needs to be on "a list."

>Use dad's computer for doll porn.
>Order postal catalogues in his name.
>Hide lolidoll in your dad's closet. >confront him about it, call him a sick degenerate but you still accept him.
>Hug
>Agree to hide it for him and not tell mom.
>Continue to fuck doll and gaslight father.
>Happily ever after


You're welcome

>>720990147
>>720990147
>Is it weird and creepy?
Yes
>Would i do the same had i the opportunity?
FUCK YES!

>>720990871
Theres another anon that bought one off of aliexpress for 1500 bucks that looks better than yours

>>720991502
pls tell me where to buy!!! AHHHH so cute.

i want to jizz in her face

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>>720991585
Because I get my 300lb self on top of her when I fuck her at night

>>720990871
Tell your parents its just your really quite gf.
If they ask why she is not moving, tell them she is moving but so fast they cant see it.

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>>720990147
>>720991732
"Because thou sayest, I am rich, and have gotten riches, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art the wretched one and miserable and poor and blind and naked"
-Revelation 3:17.

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It's like looking into the future

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>>720991854
Wow it's so clean. We might even transcend to 3D after all.

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>>720991835
Believe me, Ive cum on her pretty face hundreds of times

>>720992113
where to buy??

>>720992113
post pic of her cum face.

holy fucking shit

>>720992113
where'd you get it and how much did you pay?

>>720992113
Show her topless

>>720990147
Yes. Absolutely yes wtf is wrong with you you simple dress faggot

>>720991025
>fuck bitches
>get money
>fuck dolls

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>>720991827
My doll is actually from the same company of the doll in this pic

>>720991901
I'm worried that they might call me sick because the doll looks young

>>720992149
bought from dsdoll.us

>>720992306
Yeah, I'm sure the only reason they'll think it's sick is the age of the doll. Go outside sometime, the real world is fun too

>>720991854
how to clean inside?

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>>720992216

alright here are her tits

>>720992516
fuck her for us

>>720992516
Well those do look quite nice
But it's still pretty fucking creepy

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>>720992239
sorry forgot to resize video D:

>>720992692
excellent

also curious about this >>720992471

>>720992797
>also curious about this
mine has removable insert that goes in the pussy. just take it out and clean it like a fleshlight, etc.

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>>720992471
I yank her over the toilet to drain the cum out of her pussy

>>720992923

how tall is she?

>>720990147
I really hope this is troll thread and not real. If it's real you have made a lot of wrong life choices and will die alone.

>>720992923

do you talk with her while you make love?

do you explore her entire body, sometimes spending hours without traditional sex

are there any areas of her body you havent licked your cum off of yet, if so list them

also did you lose your virginity to her

>>720993119

DEW YOO TOCK TOO HER WYLE YOU MAYK LUV DO YEW EXPLER HERR BURDY, DERD?

>>720993050
she's 4 ft 11 inches

>>720993062
I have accepted this....

>>720993119
Yeah I pretend she calls me daddy when we fuck. my hands are always on her tits or pussy too. I've eaten her out countless times and have done some bondage torture where i pretend she's dominating me with her ass on my face

i lost my v-card to her too

>>720992516

them's oppai loli bazoongas

>>720992692
youre able to do whatever you like, whenever you like and have all the time to record something and you upload that?

>>720993283
>>720993119

are you planning on taking the anal domination further?

have you thought about the logistics of what needs to happen in order for you to prepare that type of scene and make it seem realistic

>>720993390
what are you talking about? that's my totally real-life real girlfriend.

>>720993283

are you saying you do a bunch of really far out virginomancy shit to cover up for some lower level but still fairly epically out there virginomancy shit

how much does she weigh

>>720990147
So...you never scored with a real girl? right?

>>720993062

>alone, he posted his gf in the first post anon

>>720993476
No I'm a virgin, I've never even kissed a girl...and I don't care because no girl could look as hot as my sexy doll

That looks like a child

>>720994093
What does?

>>720994220
Literally a child
And op wonders why this shit is creepy

>>720993800
You need Jesus.

op is gone?

Id buy one if I can hide it easily. and if the face doesnt look creepy. Fk thats a nightmare

bumping for interest

>>720993996
any idea where to get these and how much they cost?

Where are you OP? What you're doing might be very illegal.

Real kids are way better btw

>>720996711
unless he lives in north korea or some shit, its perfectly legal, a doll no matter what it looks like counts as a sex toy, so any place sex toys are allowed dolls are

>>720993725
I'd take that over any 15+ granny

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>>720996628
its dollfie dream doll. they are like 300$ or some shit...
It's not a sex doll though.
People like to attach ohnaholes to it.
Its pretty easy.

>>720990147
No

>>720996925
no, you're very wrong. I know they're illegal in Canada, and I'm sure many other places.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/police-release-further-details-in-st-john-s-sex-doll-arrest-1.1347551

>>720993283
Should go to DDlg and play some of the vocaroos while you fuck her. You won't have to pretend she's talking, and those girls come up with some great ideas

>>720990475
Your pubes is stuck to her thigh

>>720997187
>jailing people for a block of foam
>"We're just very fortunate to be able to take [a block of foam] off the street," he said.

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>>720993390

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>>720998962
my hero

>>720999484
You have to share moar anon, pls.

post moar wtf

>>720997142
I thought people who have small dicks get these dolls
why would you get a doll if you have a good looking dick

>>721000327
It's a fetish bro...

>>721000327
small girls for small dicks

>>720990147
Show me your fucking it

>>720990147
yes

>>720991196
I want to see your dick in it

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>>721000327
good looking dick

>>720994220
Who is this lady, I like old woman touching naked looking child

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OP what kind of body type is that and what kind of head?

>>721001812
she runs reallovesexdolls

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>>721002345
That neck looks a tad too long.

DSdoll.us takes paypal.

I am considering one.

Holy fuck.

>>721003267
>>721002345
Great now I'm on a list.