Help me disturb my cousin. He's curious as to what /b/ was all about.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love." I say; "Cancer is life."
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really, really, really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
ok that is fucking fucked up shyt never seen that one yet...
/b/ is like tree house club but online
Instead of old cunt mags there's traps and gay porn
There's the odd guys that want to fuck horses and other animals
And the social meeting ground for people like me with not many freinds and this is the equivalent to clubbing
I WAS A PART OF THAT FUCKING THREAD, THANK YOU FOR SAVING THAT BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART.
Well this was a good thread, time for pornhub now