If you've ever been satisfied by taking a large dump, then

yup, i agree with this

Problem is it always feels like I have to dump

I'll concur with this. It's very very intense taking a cock. My first time bottoming with my secret boyfriend in high school made me shiver up and down and it felt like I was going to shit all over him. It's a great feeling though once you get some confidence.

I finally figured out how to cum hands free guise! alghough, just FYI, its not an orgasm, it feels different, and requires lots of pressure. But i liked it up like a good slut afterwards

>>720955939
This is now the gayest thread ever

>>720955438
>>720955939
Damn, these posts kinda make me want to fuck dudes

>>720956717
Be careful, anon. It's not something you can undo. Besides my secret boyfriend, I also had sex with a couple of girls in high school. They were okay. It wasn't bad. I wasn't "repulsed." It just wasn't for me. I have an idea that sexual orientation is a topic where we're all way more dynamic than most of us will admit. I don't necessarily want to fuck a girl, but I could.

I'd urge you to safely and discreetly explore what it's like to fool around with dudes. Download one of the hookup apps and find a guy near you. A lot of guys out there just want to suck your dick and nothing more. Ease into things. Then find one guy and make him a regular and try fucking him and letting him fuck you. You won't regret it.

In the meantime, just order a dildo on Amazon.

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I've done an amateur gay porn and it hurts like hell to have my ass fucked. Now my face in agony is immortalized on some niche gay porno site.

>>720955083
The thing is, things coming out of you always feel good (maybe not babies) so by that logic if i ever pissed and felt relived after, shoving something up my weenier would feel good.

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>>720956717
you can fuck me

Sauce on OP please

>>720957375
It's called Sounding ya prude...

>>720957173
Not really sure I want to be fucked. In fact, I'm pretty positive I don't. But the idea of fucking a guy seems kinda hot, as long as he's shorter than me, thinner than me, and kinda girly

>>720955438
>felt like I was going to shit all over him

I... is this a good thing? It doesn't sound like a good thing.

>>720957375
Sounding?

>>720957748
It's perfectly okay as long as you're confident that you're clean inside and there's nothing up there. The pleasure comes down to being confident.

>>720957633
That's cool. There are a lot of "twink" guys out there who shave their body hair and like fucking bigger more masculine guys. They're not traps, but they're usually pretty young and fairy effiminate looking.

>>720955083
I hate taking dumps in general. Big dumps stretch my butthole and it hurts. I used to hold in shit for a week at a time as a kid because I hated shitting. Does this mean I dont like getting fucked in the ass?

>>720958336
It means you're an odd little pussy. Luckily there's muscle relaxers if you're hell bent on getting railed.

>>720957336
I would eat your ass while you beat off anytime.

>>720957548
>>720958133
You've never done that had you've had lots of satisfying bladder reliefs. thanks for making my point.

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I would love it.

>>720955083
>>>720957548
>>>720958133
>You've never done that had you've had lots of satisfying bladder reliefs. thanks for making my point.

Is this English?

>>720957544
The woman is Sabrina Suzuki.

>>720958997
That would feel a lot better than getting fucked. Please do anon. :)

>>720957336
Link or GTFO

>>720955083

I DO enjoy getting fucked in the ass. But I love sucking cock even more especially when the guy I'm sucking off starts cumming in my mouth!!!

>>720959975
I don't know where it's at but someone online mentioned that my butt looked nice, I talked a little bit more and found out we were in the same area. He offered money to film and fuck me. I'm really poor so I immediately said yes. I've been looking for it too but it may not have uploaded it.

>>720960063
>>720959340
Same here

I want to fuck a man now thanks /b/ you fags

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>>720960578
Fuck me, anon!
Im such a slut

>>720960862
Kik?

>>720955083
>If you've ever been satisfied by taking a large dump, then you'd enjoy getting fucked in the ass.
It's like taking a large dump over and over and over and over again. kek

I tried fucking my as with nunchucks and only made 4inches inside it hurt to go any further what gives? I was relaxed and everything and girth was only 4.5.

Years back I was able to shove a 6.5 girth zuccini and dat felt great

I'm tryna get ready to take a 9inch by 7inch black guy for the first time I wanna get my brains fucked out of me

I took girth but never lenght

>>720961320
watch out anon, I poked my intestines one time and it hurt like hell, started bleeding.

>>720955083
>if you are relieved to not have a huge object in your ass you are gay

?

>>720961632
Yeh it hurts like hell no matter how much lube or patience I used it wouldn't go more then 4.5 inches same for the 6inch girth zuccini although I felt like it went deeper back then.

>>720961320
This is bait

I want to experiment with a guy but grindr kinda horrified me. Wat do?

>>720961868
No it's not the guy I'm meeting is from craiglist and that's his stats.

Why would I make this up?

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I hate taking shits and I hate when I shit and the water splashes up in my asshole.

>>720962144
Check'd, also that's the funniest "porn" I've ever seen.

>>720962144
don't you just love it when that poopy water splashes each cheek covering it with feces?

>>720955083
only for the feminine penis'

>>720955083
Nope, it feels like a hot poker. Not enjoyable.

gotta admit ive tried prostate masturbation and everytime its hurt and i felt nothing

>>720955083
My wife won't do it. We tried once. Not her thing. Ah well, she's very giving in other areas.

>>720957336
God bless you.

>>720957375
If you've ever sneezed and felt relieved, you probably need a dick in your nose.

If you've ever coughed up some green phlegm, you probably need a dick in your lungs.

If you've ever removed a splinter and felt relieved, you probably need a dick embedded in your skin.

If you ever drained pus from an abscess on your back and felt relieved, you probably need a dick filling up the abscess pocket with semen.

If you've ever taken your shoe off after a long day and felt relieved, you probably need a dick around your foot.

If you've ever touched a hot pan acccisentally and withdrawn your hand suddenly, you probably need a dick smacking you in the back of the head repeatedly

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>>720962634
ty anon

>>720961979
reddit dirtyr4r

>>720962758
You are welcome.

I don't get fucked anymore because of the feeling like I got AIDS everytime after. 32 different sexual partners guys and girls. Not one STD. I got lucky

>>720962872
Just wear condoms

>>720962872
You are the disease.

>>720962941
Nope, can't stay hard.

>>720964151
fuck, I want to taste that.

>>720964151
I want your dick buried deep in my ass <3

>>720964151
Photoshopped right?! :O

>>720964151
i want that inside me jesus

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The T Rump says yum yum yum....

>>720965190
someone dropbox it

>>720962649
I like it!!!!!

>>720960063
Yes! I always want it in my mouth when he cums

>>720965798
You can have my load in your mouth ;-)

>>720965190
>>720964524
>>720964417
>>720964227
anyone link

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>>720965309
This poster seems like some ShariaBlue paid Hillary CUCK

>>720966975
sorry anon, I closed out of this thread for a bit so I don't have the image loaded. Maybe someone else does.

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i liked a dildo, its pretty much the same thing isnt it?

my friend stayed at my house once, my parents were gone and i woke up the next morning with my at the time best friends dick 8 inches deep in my ass.....i wish i could say i hated it.....i wish he didn't tell the whole school....

I took a massive shit today and it hurt like hell. The only satisfaction was when it was out. Shit was so huge that my butt felt loose. That was surprisingly kind of pleasant. But the idea of that giant shit going in and out made me cringe in pain.

Then again little, thin, or short poops don't really hurt so idk.

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>>720958227
Exactly, when i feel sexy and confident I become a bottom slut for big handsome men. Its hot sex when u have a real stud pounding you and carresing you afterwards :>

>>720968719
I'd fuck it