I'm an extraterrestrial, or as you humans like to say an

>>720934958
THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AROUND EARTH SHEEPLE

ayy lmao?, lmao???

>>720934958
>I'm an extraterrestrial
Space Nigger GTFO

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>>720934958
Can I fuck you? I wanna be the first to fuck an alien

How do get rich so i can buy expensive drugs and fuck whores? Please give me your extraterestial knowledge, oh great one.

>>720934958
Earth is for earthlings you fucking nigger, gtfo

can you post some alien cock ? sick or human dongs its getting pretty, meh!

First alien faggot award goes to op

>>720934958

How is it going niggling? Came to pimp you UFO or what?

>>720934958
what happened that one night?

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>>720934958
I'm signing an executive order to ban aliens from Mars, Jupiter, Neptune etc. This planet has had an open door to you since the 1960s, but no longer. WE NEED CONTROL.

>>720934958
>I'm an extraterrestrial, or as you humans like to say an alien.

Never go full retard

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>>720934958
I'm afraid we're going to have to deny your entry to the planet as you come from a planet that has a history of religious extremist terrorists.

Fuck off back to your sandy shithole before we kill you, spacenigger.

>>720934958
take me away from here please.

>>720934958
Fuck off space nigger we already have enough people here

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>>720934958
FUCK OFF SPACENIGGER WERE FULL

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>>720935776
this

I want to live with them if it's possible. I'll never get laid, probably the best my life will ever get.

>>720934958
Go home Carlos. You stole my jobs

>>720935170
ayy lmao
>>720935175
Rude
>>720935216
I have no reproductive organs
>>720935291
well we are so advanced medicine is an ancient technique.
>>720935383
no sexual reproductive organs.
>>720935393
That award already goes to calgron of andromeda sect.
>>720935431
I dont have a "ufo" what is that? I use multidimensional travel.
>>720935459
my guess is as good as yours, dont trust the greys.
>>720935526
But we own you, dont forget roswell.
>>720935625
be quiet homosapien of homosexual orientation
>>720935753
Thats not nice, you wouldn't want us to blow up your planet now would you?
>>720935776
no, humans are cattle.

How do I fuck my English teacher?

>>720935947
You don't need no reproductive organs son. I'll find myself a hole

>>720935526
Tasty satire

>>720934958
Calls its self an extraterrestrial, a word created by humans. Pretends to be smart by inferring that we don't know what the word means.Gives another word that means somewhat the same thing that was also created by humans.

Go role play somewhere else like reddit

>>720935922
But we already live amongst you. >>720935925
we're not allowed to take humans with us to home base.
>>720935931
who is this carlos?
>>720936026
We have no holes. we speak telepathically.

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>>720935817
??????????????

>>720935947

>humans are cattle

So does this make you a weird, reclusive nerd type alien? Like the creepy humans that stay at home and talk to their cats like they can actually have some sort of meaningful conversation with livestock?

>>720934958
Nah dude, you're what we call psychotic or leftist.

>>720936203
>we're not allowed to take humans with us to home base.
KYS

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>>720936137
Did the aliens rape you anon?

>>720936203
THEN I'LL GRAB A KNIFE AND MAKE MYSELF A HOLE YOU FUCKING SPACE NIGGER I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL FUCK YOU TO PIECES UNTIL YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN PILE OF ORGANS

What your sick look like is that like an hors et one ? Or à red rocket like doggosse?

>>720934958
Could you cleanse this world of people that have a iq below 100

>>720934958
Can you give me a proof for the Goldbach Conjecture?

>>720936361
>Welcome to earth

>>720936361
I'm in space human.
>>720936324
We are immortal

>>720935931
Kek

>>720934958
is Harambe with you ?

>>720934958
Were you an angel?

>>720934958
i am also a extranterenstrial (i am not 16

>>720936438
dude are you stroking out, do you smell toast

>>720936536
Did you forget to take your meds today?
Don't you have anything to do?
Are you in your parents basement?
Are you fat?
Are you ugly?
Are you a virgin?

go back you space nigger

>>720934958
How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?

>>720936496
last time I went to planet earth you humans wouldnt stop videotaping my vehicle. I had to leave.

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>>720936630

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>>720934958
I'm ready, filthy nigger.

>>720936666
CHECKED !!

>>720936666
Wow quads

>>720936666
HUMAN. consecutive numbers are an insult to my people. 1111 to you.

>>720936512
First:How do your "people" reproduce?
Second: Parlez-vous combien de langues?

>>720936728
I didn't give you permission to talk to me alien. STOP INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE.

>>720936512
Op the the spacenigger is like argueing with a 6 yr old playing nerf

>>720936874
>17
we reproduce by fucking biches

Do I drink my poo poo, or eat my pee pee?

>>720936666
Quads confirm he's a demon. Aliens don't exist. The earth is flat.

>>720934958
Will you give me cosmic space powers to become the emperor of Earth if I prove I have the vision for it?

>>720936723
Yes

>>720937002
How can something that does not exist be flat?

>>720937143
its called illogic

>>720936874
we lack the organs so we Impregnate the females of earth. our technique involves implanting synthetic sperm into the female and the devolopment of our eggs takes about 3 months.
second: juste un peu.

>>720936939
17? Prove it, faggot

A Lesson In Experience Niggers

>>720934958
Go home spacenigger. We already are full here.

You can crash on the moon if you want.

>>720937212
I didn't mean to write 17 so fuck off fgt

>>720936911
HUMAN consecutive numbers are an insult. 22 to you human 22.

>>720936922
HUMAN Consecutive numbers are an insult to my people. 99 to your elders

Sadly, this thread is probably an accurate representation of how alien contact would go with Earth 2017

Far different to any other decade

>>720934958
What makes you extra?

this thread is dead, back to /b/

Ayy lmao?

>>720937143
Imaginary Physics.
It's like Imaginary Numbers, but for Unified Field Theory instead of Algebra/Calculus.

>>720937465
33

>>720934958
What's it like bein a extratestical?

>>720936466
>a IQ

>>720937685
Oh Well I Never.
55 to you and 9999

>>720937805
we do not have these things you call extratesticles

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>>720934958
Fuckin space niggers man, always tryin ta come here to ruin our planet. Fuck off! Go ruin your own planet.

>>720934958
What kind of wall can we build to keep you bastards out?

>>720937465
I 99'd your earth mum last night.

>>720936466
>a iq

Remove yourself from the gene pool

>>720938178
Goku: Don't kill vegeter he dindu nuffin!!

>>720938042
6699 niggerbob blackpants

>>720937538
There was already a terrestrial and he was the second one, obviously.

>>720938252
Donald trump has spoken with our leader.
he is a very good deal maker. we have a deal to abduct more and more humans. we will be more prevalent on earth.

>>720934958

Could you help me somehow make a half million us dollars? I'll get you as many cows as you desire.

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Why is it always about the anal probe with you guys.

>>720938491
I want Glipborks. only fresh ones.

>>720938517
we want to know how you make our ship fuel without effort.

>>720934958
Bait. If i went to another planet, i would not call myself an alien.

>>720938713
You'll have to follow me to the microscopic level so we can here then up around Morgan Freemans moles.

>>720938886
Herd them up