N-need help Anonymous? Ask a p-psychologist anything! Therapy w-with a dash of tea!
Are you unhappy? Alone? In n-need of love and advice? I'm h-here for you <4 Don't s-suffer in silence~!
I'll give you a bump
Evening Alice! I'm glad to be here today, got linked in as per usual~ I'll be here waiting and lurking, bumping when needed!
....y-you need a l-lot of help. L-let's hope my tea c-can do that for you!
i think im gone need some therapy after that skype new msg sound scared the fuck out of me
H-here, let me pour you some of t-the tea I selected <4
N-no. No it is not.
G-good evening <4 Would y-you like some tea?
N-no, those are printed d-dear.
Ah yes, this tea will help with my meditation. Soon i will be one with the universe
*smiles* T-tell me about it, Anonymous <4
Other people just smoke weed, you know?
S-several. At the age of -40
H-how can I help <4
*Occupies like, half of a couch*
What's your personal favorite for tea?
B-black or chai <4
I have a problem that has been effecting my life since I was 5 years old. Every time I start off in a new school, or work place I get an unwanted stalker. No, I'm not going to call the police because I don't want to deal with the law and shit like that.
My last stalker was similar to pic related, she used to show up at my house and feed me, watch everything I did and blow up my phone. I had to move away in the middle of the night to get away. now it's happening again fml
W-we aren't! *huff*
H-have a good work, doll!
So i'll keep it brief, long time girlfriend, raped in the past, we currently have sex related issues but she's not sure how to get past it.
I am a thick headed man and can't really offer her help.
S-sounds like your tactic of avoiding t-the correct solution to your problem is n-not paying off.
Oh, I h-have one too!
...is s-she in therapy? That's n-not really an issue you can work through alone.
All you, as her significant other, can do is b-be supportive and caring....f-for her to move past it, she r-really needs professional help.
I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry Anonymous.
The only way to obtain a more robust solution is to involve the judicial system, anon. Look into a restraining order.
If you insist on being stubborn, could you please at least tell us what you think is the behavior that leads to these obsessions? There must be something that you're doing that is leading these women on.
Have a v-very safe trip!
I w-wish I could help! Is it j-just a cold, or possibly t-the flu?
Restraining orders are r-rarely effective, sadly.
Alice lemme get up in those guts bb
I can't take it anymore, I know you live in NYC and so do I so I know you now how bad the winters can get here. This girl followed me home from Manhattan, into Ward's Island, to my place of work at the psychiatric hospital, into Randell's, and all the way into the Bronx in the freezing cold in the night. That's not fucking normal.
I smile too much and I'm too easy going and laid back.
L-let's take a step back: why are you hanging yourself? Let's s-start with that.
Because no matter what you do, you aren't going to make her understand your choice. As someone who has suicidal thoughts nearly every day, that's not something you can communicate to someone who doesn't have them.
So help me understand, Anonymous.
B-bring her by Midtown and I'll r-run defense for you. Other than that, you pretty much are g-going to have to involve the NYPD.
But I'm not sure if smiling and being easy going and laid back is what is causing it; I am those things, yet rarely have stalkers....in NYC.
>Restraining orders are r-rarely effective, sadly.
I've seen them nicely explained as "a force slightly more compelling than wind".
Still, being able to gather evidence of a restraining order violation is better than nothing at all.
i think you should have a pic with your pupper for this threads , i think id gone be super cute
S-sounds like paranoia, b-but have you talked to a doctor? Could be any n-number of disorders, f-from simple anxiety t-to, well, paranoid schizophrenia.
I'm Alice. I help people. Any questions?
Though that might be true, it is a step-up from "Please stop."
Why not afford yourself every advantage you possibly can?
Invert your behavior and call it a day.
I kid. Have you tried talking to your stalker, anon? If you two were in close enough proximity for her to feed you, it sounds to me as if you've partially invited this onto yourself.
It is a really simple first course of action, and you'd be surprised how many troubles could be resolved in this way. Sadly, a lot of people don't seem to take it.
F-for sure, having an open case file is t-the key thing.
Uhm. Maybe you are just an asshole?
N-nah, I've got Zeus.
He sometimes comes around as a swan, but I can always count on him.
S-sorry, Pupper is very upset right now.
I'm glad you are feeling better, can't say didn't miss you. stay safe Alice
W-what medication and therapy are you in?
And it isn't a d-dick move to lie to someone t-trying to help others? I'm not here for your entertainment, nor for attention.
N-not enough text to conclusively identify. Sorry!
*smiles weakly* If it w-were so easy.
What medication did they give you?
Did the medication stop the paranoia?
T-the important part is opening the case file, to be honest.
brb making a blog post about how alice admitted to having sex with swans
I hear voices telling me to kill myself and its the only way to end my misery. i have visions/daydreams i guess showing me killing myself usually by shooting myself in the head (when these happen they are more prevalent than reality). i hear tapping on my walls at night and i hear footsteps behind me when im walking to work. i heard horses neighing when i was at work today. sometimes the voices are incomprehensible whispers, too. are you a real therapist?
*grabs your shirt* please help me Alice. I just want to be left alone.
I'm not even good looking and the women that stalk me are beautiful and successful. I don't even deserve to be with them. I just want to be a MGTOW and play video games.
She followed me home! All the way home! I live in one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in the Bronx and she walked in there without a care in the world. I didn't know she was behind until she called out to me.
At least the cooking was good.
>Y-you don't want to know my problem
I'm a very specific kind of engineer in the IT field. I get paid to do some fun things but I work a lot and have been feeling kind of down
I have a large number of projects that I work on and I am tired of it. Ever tried to understand how the internet works and you somehow have access to the internet from anywhere? There's people like me working day and night!!! keeping this shit working.
tldr, recently choose not to work a late night shift, cuz i didn't want to work so late at night for this thing, and now I feel like shit .... they might try to take away my projects because of this, i hope not
I know it isn't easy but your stubbornness gets you some time to talk to you, thank you Alice.
You should rest sometime tho
Yes, a neuropsychopharmacologist t-to be precise. W-what can I help y-you with?
What medications are you on? Auditory hallucinations tend to respond favorably to antipsychotics like seroquel....
That sounds absolutely awful though Anonymous, I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry you have to deal with such issues.
D-did they help with your symptoms? I understand they made you feel numb, b-but how did they affect your disorder?
Helping others, online? On 4chan, in this particular board. Furthermore all that preparation you do for these threads rat you out. You enjoy the attention. I think you are concealing something. You are a liar. And probably a good one in real life.
You are not helping anyone here and you know it, you just feed on the attention it gives you. That makes you a very self centered person.
It sounds as if you're enjoying yourself there. I wish you well with your non-issue, anon.
Well I just kind of hate life. I think it's incredibly uninteresting and it bothers me a lot that people expect me to do things.
I wish I didn't have the friends and family I do so I could just end it all and get some rest.
They say people with depression should take things one day at a time, but we're still expected to plan ahead. I'm so tired of pretending to try just for others.
I'm not sure why I'm even saying this, it's not gonna change anything. Either way, I appreciate what you're doing for Anon, Alice.
I'll post this again because I'm still confused
>go out Friday night
>live music/drinks/ etc
>meet super fucking cute girl there
>hit it off well
>dancing together all night
>making out all night
>she's grabbing my dick through my pants
>I'm playing with her through her pants
>she's wet as fuck
>she takes my phone and adds her number and adds her facebook via mine
>heavy making out right before leaving
>"you better fucking text me when you get home anon"
>texted her when I got home
>she replies with a short message basically saying "ok"
>texted her a few times since then
>not a word back
>hasn't accepted the friend request on fb
Pretty bummed out. It's been years since I met a girl I was so into like that.
Why the fuck would she do that?
Y-yes, ask away.
....s-so, let me ask you this: are these actually stalkers, or just people you think you don't deserve to love?
D-do you work on the backbone DNS servers or s-something?
P-plenty of time for that w-when I am dead!
What law do I need to break in order to get sentenced to a cardiac arrest?
Im not on any medication, as im too poor to go to a doctor. this all started after i found my dad dead in my house when i was 8 (22 now). i used to hear him talk to me and would see him off in the distance sometimes (like in the bushes or peeking out from behind a wall) i could go into detail about his death, if that kind of info would help you figure out what the fuck is wrong with me.
Lets hope that happens in 50+ years
>helping others, online? on 4chan, in this particular board
Yes. For the last six years, in fact.
>All the preparation you do for these threads
People have requested everything I've done, from cooking to tea to streaming
Assertion; I don't enjoy attention at all
Luckily your thoughts don't dictate reality
>You are a liar
>You are not helping anyone here
Weird, that kinda conflicts with what people have said in this very thread
>and you know it
I know I know nothing
>You just feed on the attention
>That makes you a very self centered person
I'm n-not sure how this follows.
*wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes* It w-will be okay, my l-love <4
I can promise you right now I'm not trolling. To be honest I really just want to be left alone, I don't want friends, or family, or anything. I just don't want people in my life.
She holds the door for me, makes me lunch, etc and I don't even know her well, I feel so uncomfortable and uneasy. She treats everyone like absolute garbage, doesn't smile, doesn't look up to greet people, but when she sees me goes to full stalker mode.
I would say both. I'm not ready to open my heart anyway and they understand that but they won't leave me alone.
It s-sounds like you have anhedonia, s-something I'm very familiar with. Are y-you seeking treatment, Anonymous?
W-was she drunk? She might n-not even remember what happened very well.
I know, it isn't a very satisfactory explanation. But people act different under the influence. I'm sorry she led you on like that Anonymous....