The Ability you want and what you would do with it >Ability

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>>720815604
>has the ability to manipulate time
>uses it to shoplift for a living
are you a (sand)nigger ?

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>>720815875
And are you saying that's not what you would use that power for? You must be brain dead if you wouldn't take that opptunity.

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>>720816193
you can stop the goddamn time. be creative. and dont be a nigger.

>>720815604
>>720815875
this is what bizzaro world should have been really about

>superheroes work regular jobs with their powers
>normal people work as superheroes

flame? furnance worker
flash? Postman
Spiderman? Builds nets for the circus

>>720815604
The ability to be happy. I would use it so I would stop hating myself.

>>720817347
Alcohol.

I like the idea of a Stand thread on /b/

>>720816776
>be spiderman
>build nets for circus with my webbing
>collect my cash while they are setting up their new ultra light ultra strong net smooth as silk.
>flipping thru cash when realization hits me as soon as I turn I hear "CRASH! NOOOO! Uncle Ben!!!"
>forgot my webbing was invented to disolve in an hour to not leave every and anywhere in the city.
>with great power comes the realization I should REALLY stop trying to cash in on my gimmick.

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>>720816400
Fine. I'd use my nigger tendesies to steal a bunch of cool decorations from museums ect. Rearrange them into a giant battle scene in a town centre. Happy now?

Honestly, complete control of fire and the ability to conjure flames whenever I want, as big or as tall as I want, without getting burnt or feeling heat.

>>720815604
>not wanting to be the bogbros

i claim that power

>>720815604
and what exactly would you tell the taxman?

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>>720817694
Don't forget to kill pic related. Quit and relog. You can upgrade your pyro glove to +5 and buy some sweet new flames.

Characteistics of a ghost would be fun
>dont need to eat&sleep
>can't die
>float invisible through everything

Flying arround the world exploring where no normal mortal can go. Would need vision without light though for caves & deep sea.Not sure if that's included in being a ghost

>>720817900
He can stop time you dense fuck.

>>720815604
>stop time
At least figure out a power that is somewhat logically sound. Flight, invisibility, strength, x-ray vision or what ever is impossible, but at least logically, technically possible. Change your shit to being extremely fast and it might work.

Luck

>>720815604
>what are fingerprints?

>>720817436
Alcohol makes you hate yourself more, and drags you down into an even deeper abyss. You're full of shit.
>LSD
>Psilocybin
>n,n-DMT
There, fixed it for you.

Hulk with access to speed force, good by universe.
There would be anus split in two for miles and miles.

>>720818210
>wearing gloves is impossible when time is stopped
>not touching other stuff than the goods is impossible when time is stopped

>>720818085
and how will that exempt him from suspiciously having all that free stuff and not reporting his income? is he gonna stop time forever?

>>720815604
>hurrdurr shoplift
>not a nigger

At least win some million dollar tables in Vegas for laughs.

>>720818085
You don't talk in this kind of manner to dubs newfag

>>720818476
Why would he have to report anything? You think there are IRS guys in vans trolling the street?
Or just move to a country where they don't give a fuck where your money comes from.

>>720818469
yeah now thinking about it
how would you move if time is stopped, you'd be trapped inside your own skin/clothes

>>720817661
much better

>>720818165
Time travel is theoretically possible you just have to move against the rotation of the earth.... at the speed of light or more

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>>720815604
thats it?

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>>720818776
>ust have to move against the rotation of the earth.... at the speed of light or more

oh shit negros, glad steven hawking joined the thread

>>720818679
"Sir do you have 10,000 or more in curren..."
>freeze time
>run to gate
>have a cigarette
>steal a coffee
>pick that 83 year old hag that always has the seat next to gate up and take her seat
>open newspaper
>unfreeze time
"..cy.... bob i need to stop eating mushrooms before shift"

>>720818696
The idea would be that anything you are directly touching and/or will to be in the time pocket with you would be.

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>>720815604
Lol, OP wants the power to be a lazy nigger.

Lets go with something simple, shape shifting without the repercussions of pain that it would in reality cause. id then be a total whore and fulfill sexual fantasies for money from those i choose. It can also technically make you fairly immortal seeing as your body never breaks down and gets old since you have control over it.

>>720819119
lmao
>be me saw the post you replied to was to lazy to give him shit Thank you very much anon.

>>720818776
Uh, no

Thats not how that works at all. The speed of light cannot be beaten, and there is absolutely no evidence pointing toward time going backward if you traveled faster than the limit of speed.

>>720815604
I'd want time to stop whenever I was asleep until I naturally wake up, and I would not age during that time. That way I could be productive 24 hours a day. Need a nap? Sleep anywhere, wake up, and no time has passed.

>>720815604
the ability to rape any op i wanted

shit man if i could stop time I'd finally catch up on all my unfinished schoolwork

>>720819869
Me in a nutshell. I work 40 hours a week and am a full time student at a very prestigious college. I sacrifice sleep and my social life just to get by with Bs and Cs. I envy the students that have so much time so badly.

>>720818069
thats one of those powers that can have a bad repercussion, like since you're not bound to anything you'd forever have to keep up with the earths movement or one day find yourself in the darkness of space alone never being able to die or find life again, simply never being able to eat or interact with objects would suck.

>>720820421
Hmm maybe be able to turn it on or off

I'd go with matter control the I can control everything someone pisses me off I just change they're molecular structure to gold

>>720815604
Thats actually an extremely great fucking idea but all these cucks that have to work will complain aswell as you could give your friends and family stuff and gf and you guys could spend more time on fun things you could also never age or have friends age because you can just go back in time stop it and go forward again leaving in stopped tim and not aged

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>>720819539
1. I never said backwards i just said time travel.
2. There is proof of moving at different speeds against and with the rotation of the earth will effect absolute time see Hafele–Keatings experiment with quantum clocks.
3. I said theoretically so obviously it cant be acomplished at this point in time and yes it not known yet how to surpass the speed of light.
4. Ill say it again so you brain can comprehend the words. ITS A THEORY.

>>720816193
Bets

>>720822215
>Time travel
>Not backwards

Time travel forwards is called time.

Stop trying to be pseudo intellectual on a Vietnamese knitting forum

>>720815604
ability to kill god

I work in a casino and there are so many players that give me the shits. If I could stop time, I steal money from them from time to time, but mostly I'd use it to fuck with their cards on blackjack or pai gow tiles before they got them..

>>720822901
You are god

>>720815604
Power to instantly die at will

I think the worst power to have would be life and death

Ability to bring back my dog the only true friend I ever had

>>720823189
Your comment doesn't really read very well. I'm not sure what half of it means. In any case, if I could stop time and worked for a casino I would just rob the cash whenever the safe was open. Really same shit for working anywhere. Shit, I work at home depot, and we do around 30k in cash sales every single day. I'm sure I could make off with a shitton if I could stop time.

No.720823727
So you're willing to let another dog die for you're one

>>720823532
You get reincarignated

>>720823727
The dog is too cool for you

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>>720822784
>Time travel forwards is called time.
So your telling me absolute time is a constant and can be changed even tho there its proof that it isn't and can be altered via traveling at the high speeds.

Im over trying to explaining this to you. Its like trying to cure a headache by smashing my head against a brick wall.

720824640 what proof do you have?
There is no proof only theory's at the moment unless you're saying you've got a time machine and altered the past. If you have please let me have a go in the time machine.

>>720824640
No there is no absolute speed that time travels forward. It all depends on reference frames. But 'time travel' in this way is functionally useless. You can slow time down, in relation to other frames, which is basically speeding time up for yourself, but again, this form of time travel is useless and not important. Time is still time. You cannot stop it, you cannot go backward. You can only go forward, or go slower than normal, which arent nearly as useful as otherwise.

>>720818434
>implying you could control The Hulk
Nah. You don't understand how that works.

>>720824869
Hey newfriend, to reply to a post, you click on the post number (in the top right of a comment) and it will hyperlink to that post in your comment box.

>>720825362
Ah thanks