Does /b/ know how to make your pussy taste better, serious

>>720815232
google

Eat cheetos and mountain dew then rub one out kek

idk i think its a natural thing, not sure if you can change that.

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what about flavored lube?

I don't know...I heard that some mysterious device called shower is invented so you can use it for a change...

>>720815232
stop being fat

>>720815560
>implying that's a pic of me

>>720815232
Eat healthy, workout and add pineapple to your diet.

It's the same for men.

>>720815654
>implying youre not fat.

>>720815789
>implying I'm even a woman

>>720815946
i never implied that you were a woman, just that you were fat. which you probably are

>>720816209
touche my anon

>>720815232
a buddy says when his wife eats oatmeal, it smells amazing. could just be her though

>>720816311
youre fat

>>720815232
Same shit that makes men taste better. Having lots of fruit in your diet and what not. Really not hard to figure out.

>>720815506
not into it

>>720815506
bump

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>>720815713
the pineapple thing is bullshit lol, like the juice fucking becomes preserved in vagina secretion and semen. kys faggot

>>720816709
>I don't know how healty food works: the post

>>720815232
it's your hygiene and diet. I can tell from the pictures.

>>720816709
>doesn't think diet affects the taste of secretions
You're stupid

>>720816709

virgin detected

>>720815232
Hygiene and diet is the biggest factor. Big gals, the sweat and onion-cunt smell makes things no bueno.

>>720815232
Just lower your PH levels. There are some soaps you can buy that keep PH at bay. PH is the chemical that makes your pussy stink like a rotten fucking corpse. Although it won't taste or smell like anything, it keeps bad taste and smell away. It's better not to taste like anything then to taste like rotting skin

>>720816709
please tell me this is bait and you're not just that stupid

>>720815232
Eat fruits and less fast food

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>>720817100
>>720816993
>>720816915
>>720816859
Idiots think diet has any impact on semen flavor. Any difference you feel is psychosomatic, its all in your heads.

>>720815232
>not painting the bogbros over the pussy

>>720817088
>pH
>chemical

wat

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>>720817088
>PH is the chemical
>PH a chemical
Did you drop out of middle school?

>>720815232
OMG, saray?

>>720817437
who?

Fruit and vegetable diet. It may take a few weeks to flush the stink out. Also, stay off medication, some meds will make it real nasty..>>720815232

>>720815232
Implying I would put my mouth on that Tarantula face.

>>720815232
1. tits or gtfo
2. I would recommend asking a gynocologist

>>720817236
You don't feel flavors, you taste them.

Clean it

>>720817635
Ya its not real, pineapple thing is a myth.

>>720817088
>pH chemical
And this is the current state of public education.

>>720817702
Actually this. Eating out is much better when my wife has just showered.

>>720817748
It's really not. Even the taste of sweat and smell of your body odor is affected by diet.

>>720815654
i read somewhere that exercise and eating fruits and not smoking or drinking made sperm taste better... i imagine it would work similarly to pussy

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>>720815232
Have you tried turning it on and off again?

Do a few lines of coke and then eat some pussy, you won't mind or notice the taste

>>720815232
ketchup

>>720817849
You have to diet for years and not smoke or drink for a year or two so your body doesnt stink or taste like shit you dingus. You cant make your body smell or taste good in just a month..

>>720815232
Cleanliness and dietary changes.

>>720817748
I'd assume you've done extensive research in this department. How many foods have you tried and how would you describe the flavor of your semen after eating them? I'm guessing you noticed a pattern after several weeks of ingesting your semen.

>>720817528
This and lots of women might be well advised to stay away from fish and stuff.

>>720817748
Oh yeah well I guess I'll just throw away multiple women's opinions on the matter, who have actually tried it and could easily taste it, and trust your word instead.

>>720817748
>>720817236
>>720816709
Jesus you probably smell like a walking onion you autistic neckbeard

>>720818014
Who said a month? Learn to read. Dingus.

>>720817889
I used to shoot heroin. My gf would tell me it made my nut taste like dope.

>>720817849
>>720818014
True but the rumor that if you eat a lot of pineapple it'll make your jizz taste better is false. Vaginal secretions and semen are not affected by diet, how your body smells can be though.

>>720815232
Eat pineapples

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>>720818112
Diet can affect how you smell, it cannot affect how your jizz/vaginal secretions taste.

>>720818255
nice dubs m8

>>720815232
a healthy diet mostly oh and not smoking helps too

>>720817889
My girl has definitely noticed a positive shift in the taste of my cum after I quit smoking. Not sure about alcohol because I don't really drink much but I'm sure that could just as easily affect the taste as tobacco did.

>>720818437
>after I quit smoking
Ya think she could be just saying that because she's happy you quit?

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>>720818255
>diet can affect skin secretions which in turn affects how you smell
>but no more, it doesn't alter the rest in the slightest

>>720818437
My bf quit smoking and starting eating right. Like a month later his cum actually takes good to me. I'd lap that shit up. Sluuuuuuuurp

OP, wash your vag. With a wash cloth and lavender Dr. Bronners. That's what I do

>>720815232
stop being a fat fuck, treat your stds, proper hygiene, etc.

>>720815232
Step 1: wash that shit
Step 2: wear hard candy in panties

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Pineapple. A lot of pineapple.

>>720817635
Look up 'synaesthesia'. Or listen to some of Scriabin's later works.

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might have bacterial vaginoses. quite common, but also causes bad smell. it's easy to find out, just a quick test at the doctors.

Just fucking clean yourself and eat fruit, stope being gross.

>>720818195
And yet thousands swear by celery.

>>720819152
>doesn't know how to greentext
Okay, its a health thing dipshit. Better diet=thinner=sweat less. Also your breath is better. You can believe whatever you want, but the fact is that eating pineapple to make jizz taste better is a rumor.

>>720815232
Add some bacon?

>>720818875
Considering she has plenty of other ways to convey that without needing to fabricate a story about my jizz changing flavor, when we had no prior knowledge that smoking had an effect on the taste of jizz, yeah.

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>>720815232
Probiotic suppositories

1000% better taste and feeling

10/10 guy aproved

>>720815232
How do you make the inside of an animal that only 90 years ago invented deoderant and even then thought it must be unhealthy not taste bad?

Wash it. After that its the hand life played you.

the secret is jolly ranchers