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What does /b/ do for work?
What do you get paid an hour?
I'm a welder currently working with 12 others on a brand new hospital. My hourly income is $27.45
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I'm 32 years old, I debate people on the internet and do chores around my parents house for tendies
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>>720809831
I work part time at Poundland for 16 hours a week and get paid £360 a month, Also doing college so no days off in the week.
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>>720810091
Also 18 Years old.
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>>720809831
Chef at Wendys
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i'm 26 and work at a dog daycare and make 10 dollars an hour. i make sure the dogs don't end up fighting each other. i have a degree

fuck college
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>>720809831
Programmer. Used to like it, now thinking about doing something else. My life plays out like the beginning of Office Space every day
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>>720809831
I work for the British government managing a call centre
Annual salary is £28K, so I guess about £18 an hour?
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>>720809831
I'm a contractor in Iraq and make 12,000 a month. Plus the first 110k a year is tax free. But being here eats a dick. also OP is a fag.
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>>720809831
I am a paramedic. $14 an hour
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>>720810091
Not bad Bro, what you doing in college?
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Hey guys I'm 29 and I'm kind of a loser. Not a total NEET though. I've been working in the restaurant industry for 10 years as a server and in southwest Florida you can make quite a bit of money in the right place. I recently quit my job because I have enough money put away to get by for awhile and I honestly just wanted a break. Now I'm terrified to go back. I don't think I want to do it anymore. I'm thinking about trying to find a new job where I don't have to deal directly with people so much, even if it pays significantly less. I don't have a degree and since I've been waiting tables so long I don't really have any experience doing anything else. What should I do?
>inb4 anhero
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>>720809831
>walmart management, 65k annually.
>24 years old
>electrical engineering degree
>own small business and run it in my spare time
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>>720809977
Can I have some of your Gbps
Also nice double dubs
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I work for the goverment as a computersystem engineer. 28 years old. 22,19 euro's a hour.
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>>720809831

>Founded a web company
>I make around $40k a month before I get taxed
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>>720809831
nurse, 31/hr
In school for NP, will double my pay in 2 years
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>>720810340
does being a programmer pay well?
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office manager
$64k
shitpost on /b/ any time I feel like it
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27 I make about 300 a week selling weed but I'm trying to get a proper job but nobody will hire my fat ass
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>>720810776
what kind web shit? Like resale or a content site? I'd like to getinto something like this.
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>>720809831

Sr. Systems Administrator (IT)
$46.00 an hour. Great benefits and 401k

I do very little actual work. Put 150% into this job when I first came on about two years ago and realized it was getting me no where in the corporate world. Stopped doing work and started being a lazy fuck. No difference in results
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Grow weed and do some odd jobs
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-Project Manager (work from home)
-barely 40 hours a week; laid back as fuck
-$70K; closer to $100k once benefits and shit are factored.
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>>720810711

>yfw you're an apprentice bricklayer and make less than half as much as a walmart manager
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>>720810680
Go to school for something and wait tables while finding a better job
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>>720810894

I make websites for small to medium businesses that are both responsive and fast. On top of this I also include marketing tools to ensure they rank well on Google and help out with their reviews and reputation.

Everything I offer is whitelabeled lol.

I charge around 149-199 a month.
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>>720810711
Couldnt you earn significantly more as an EE
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>>720811017

Almost the same but add info sec on that @ almost $60/hr.

I almost feel like eventually we're going to find out that everyone in the history of working a white collar job has been bullshitting since Day 1 and in reality we've been losing jobs because fucking humans are lazy as shit.
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>>720811220
>run small business, make plenty supplementary income.
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Manage a movie theater for $14/hr at around 30 hours a week.

Pretty chill. Free popcorn, free soda, easy work.
Most of the customers are pretty relaxed since it's hard for the layman to genuinely dislike going to a movie even if it's expensive.
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>>720811244

probably. I feel bad about it sometimes but then remember all of the times that I've broken my back for the company or sacrificed my sanity/health and I don't feel so bad.
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>>720809831

I work as a counselor for kids (ages 6-21) that are dual diagnosed with developmental disabilities and behavioral concerns. I run a group home with about 12 boys in residence.

I don't get paid nearly enough.
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>>720810680
Fuck college don't bother. If you live in Florida go sell cars. No experience needed. It'll suck dick at first until you get used to it and you'll have to screw people a lot but you'll make a ton. Have fun.
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>>720809831
work at mcd's
23 NIS/h
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>>720810208

You work under me. I'm the head chef at Wendy's.

About a buck fifty percent hour.
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>>720811244
Everyone is bullshitting. As I become more of a manager and leader I can see it in the eyes of the higher-ups I work with more.

I have their fucking number and I'm coming for their $$s. That's why people are threatened by hardworkers-- not because they'll be driven to work even harder, but because everyone will find out they don't work at all.
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>>720811311
>work as and EE
>run small buisness
Do both
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Surface Officer 28 yrs 84k a year
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>>720811402

Oh god yes. 20+ hour days when the shit hits the fan? Yes. Feel like posting on /b/ at 2 in the afternoon is definitely ok when I miss out on friends and family time when some asshole somewhere doesn't know how to correct firewall rules.
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im 19 help my parents with beekeeping and am getting my food sanitation license to be able to grow the business along with opening a restaurant. i make about $13 an hour.
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Project manager at a legal services firm.

>400k last year.
>works out to be 200 bucks per hour
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>>720811451
Sorry boss I'll get back to work
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>>720811508
i do,

manage walmart 4-5 days a week, run business in spare time.

clear nearly 150k annually.

live in an ultra rural area and people pay me $150 an hour to hookup routers/fix electronics that they fucked up.

net+ and comptia certified.
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Project management
$40.44 per hr plus benefits
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>>720811461

Lol this. I'm making 400k a year and Im skipping work today cuz I drank too much last night.

My guys work super hard making me money. It really depends on how the company is structured. Good luck taking out your superiors. Took me 4 years.
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went to school for welding and metal fabrication. work currently as a butcher 24/hr
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>>720811559

We are in the Maritime industry and many times have I cancelled last minute plans to attend a vessel in the middle of bumfuck and spent 7 days working 16+ hour days fixing their soup sandwhich fucking network and servers.

I started taking two hour lunches and leaving an hour early. Kind of hoping I get fired so I can collect unemployment. Have been working non-stop since I was 16 and have never had an actual lapse in employment. I'm so fucking burnt out right now
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>>720811461

Why I keep telling people automation is going to royally fuck us. I keep getting told to build more scripts and more automation.

Oh guess what now we have a hiring freeze (although I'm not a direct gov't worker).

We've got to either start with some sort of global basic income or guys like Soros/Koch are going to own all of us majorly. If they don't already.
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>>720811797

Why not just ask for extended leave cuz ur about to bring a gun to work and off everyone?
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>>720809831
Archeology welder and digger.
7.95 US Dollar per hour...
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>>720809831

I drive a forklift and load feed bags for $19. Used to be a journeyman in the trades making $37 but I wore my hands out using tools and now it hurts just to use scissors.

Fuck, do I ever miss the money.
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>>720811897

I don't think they offer anything like that (Unless for medical emergencies and whatnot). Plus I have to keep the lights on somehow. Maybe once I pay off one of the cars.

Wouldn't bring a gun, can't go to prison as I have kids depending on me.
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>>720811771
probably easier to jump companies. I've got a good resume now and could significantly increase just by going somewhere else. Strangely not into that at the moment though.

I guess I enjoy working barefoot in the garden with a cup of coffee and zero stress. Hard to put a $$ amount on that.
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>>720809831
why the fuck the guy in the picture doesn't use any life line?

rigger at stage building
about 9-10$ an hour
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>>720811994

I'm guessing you're American. Here in Canada we have employment insurance to cover stuff like stress leave. Imagine being paid 55% of your monthly income because you need a couple months off. Yup. Canada.
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>>720811136
>whitelabeled
lol nice
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>>720810272
Do you ever fuck any of the dogs?
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>>720809831
I am a truck driver who drives roadtrains and I work 12 hours a day for $40 an hour
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>>720812206
he does but not the right way cause he's a suicidal dipshit stupid fuck i guess.
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>>720812221

Man that would be awesome. Yes though, American.
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>>720810594
I'm a ff/para but Im on a salary. what state are you in?
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>>720811136
i thought you had to pay to get top google results. Do you see the money these sites generate? Whats a realistic expatiation for a content site with wholesaling of related content. Like a with site adds, wholesaling, youtube vids, message board, registered users. Nothing crazy in participation rate, maybe 10,000 members.
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>>720812112

Yeah not all companies reward dedication.

I worked under one of the managers for years. I aggressively grab projects from clients and expanded the company'said bottom line by 2x in four years. Manager is old lady that couldn't handle the increased work load and made mistakes that I had to fix. Pretty easy to get her job at that point when she said she's retiring early with a 6 figure a year severance package.

Mind you I dick around a lot of the time but they still need me to put out fires and I still get projects for the firm.
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>>720812597

SEO is free if you know what you're doing. I spent 5 years doing SEO for other client sites until I started my own business.

And SEO isn't easy nor is it cheap now-a-days. You can easily make thousands a month if you have a great blog, with great content and a great product/affiliate product to sell.
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Mcdonalds, crew trainer, 11.50 and hour
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Ayyy Welder here aswell (hyperbaric) 97$pr hour
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>>720812292
I often work 12 over plus overtime, the site manager won't let any of us leave until we're done welding every single beam, fucking Hate the guy
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>>720812292
I just sit in the truck and try not to sleep
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>>720812748
Interesting. I was think of doing some regional stuff, with the whole life story mixed in for the emotional hook. I wouldn't expect those kind of numbers for a while though. Not planning anything "groundbreaking" and I'm not a fag with blue hair.
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welders are gay and pussies, try pouring concrete 145 stories up on a hot summer day
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programmer, 27, money is ok, about 75k a year.
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>>720810450
Kinda depends on how many hours you work m8, but if you're full time then £28k ain't £18 an hour.
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I'm a student working part time in real estate consultancy - 40$/hr
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>>720809831
social worker, $26.50 per hour
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>>720809831

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Petroleum Landman. I research land ownership.

$350/8hrs
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I do pizza delivery three nights a week. Get paid 7,32(jackshit) an hour and get to keep tips which are always above 150 so that's nice.

I make big money on the side though, I sell Runescape 3 and Old school runscape gold also account, I started doing Pokémon go accounts as well. and did eBay for a little while.

Runescape makes me around 300 EU a day.
Pokémon go accounts made me 3k last month.
eBay I quit that too much work, I sold ''beauty'' sponges and made 40k in a year and a half.
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>>720809831
Burry dead people.
Dont know really how much a hour, but more dead bodies more you get paid. it's about 1000 EU to 1500 EU per month.
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Inspection technician $22.50 per hour
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40 grand a year (GBP), operations manager at a smallish engineering firm.

I work my arse off for them just because I can't switch off, but I don't get paid enough for what I do, or the stress that it involves.

Gotta pay dem bills tho
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>>720809831
Working in a IT company on presales team for Cisco Technologies. Making $1.2 (1 point 2, not 12) per hour.
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>>720809831

Sales/Technical services for a machine shop. $23.00/hr. Not horrible though because get 14 hours OT per week.
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>>720814230

Commission? How is that legal?
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>>720814230
Uh, what?!
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>>720809831
Mcdonalds fuckboy

10.70/h
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>>720809831
>push bike courier
>£6 per hour £1 for each drop
>18
>part time cus college
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21, build houses n shiz, £9hr uk
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>>720809831
Structural welding?
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>>720814512
Yes sir
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Fighter pilot in German Airforce, 100k / year + 200 - 300k bonus from side jobs command gives out.
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>>720814308
>>720814380
Nop no commission, I get about $160 per month. This is the minimum you can get in my country (you can get less if you work part-time). Because I'm located in a poor zone of the country even if you know 2 languages (maybe 3 as I'm fairly good in Italian also) and you are good in one of the top technologies out there (Cisco) you won't get anything more than the minimum wage (maybe more if you are management).
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>>720814904
I've always said, fighter pilots have to have one of the coolest jobs on earth. Do you feel this way about your job?

How hard was it to get to where you are?
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System administrator

30.53$/hour

You jelly poorfags?
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fishfarmer
21.64$/hour
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Studying to be a cnc programmer, love it so far.
Seriously studying something you like changes your life for good.
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>>720814895
Nice wage for structural.
Im gettin 22an hour here in Ireland, welding dairy wall pipe for food processing company. First welding job so its not bad.
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>>720809831
bus tables, 15-20 an hour... but I'm in college so
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>>720810680
construction, factory work or land scaping glhf
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>>720815107
not really
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>>720815204
I'm working on a 24 story tall hospital here in Indiana, but I've only been working as a welder since last August
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>>720815107
linux admin???
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>>720815481
Everything_admin

I can do on Linux, windows, OSX
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Beer Sales Rep.

60k a year plus PFP and incentives
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Im 22 and a gigolo. Usually make anywhere from $90-400 per client. Pretty solid gig.
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>>720815095
HUUUGE PAIN IN THE ASS to get to where I am now, don't really know how its in other countries but here you have to finish freaking engenering collage to get into a fighter jet, not to mention the requirenment to be straight A student from pretty much middle school onward. And mind this after all that if your health, body and mind, isn't solid as fuck you are done for. 5 other guys in my class I was competing against for the position had some minor (MINOR) health issue and were rejected on the spot...

But yea all paid off for me, now im thinking about registering in the ESA and see where I can get from there.
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>>720815609
Assume you would have to have a big dick to be one
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>>720815720
>>720815609
Just interested in becoming one if I need the extra money cut
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>>720815575
Nice, do you have a lot of work? I'm finishing an CS degree, but will probably look for a sys admin job.
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I work at the white house cleaning Don's sex swing. Paid $12.50/day
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Drug dealer

Depends on the sells
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>>720815836
What's the most you've made?
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Insurance lawyer & basic paralegal office here.

Can be a $15,000 with nice cases or a shitty $2000 if I feel shitty.
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>>720815785
A little busy yes. But it's fun to keep everyone computer running secure and stable.
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>>720815720
Not really. I'm only 7 inches. Just gotta make sure they cum so what you lack in size, make up with fingers and oral. Plus, most clients are 50-70 who haven't got dick in years, so most of the time they won't complain. Sometimes it doesn't even involve sex, just spend the day with them, act like their husband, listen and act like you really care. They're just lonely. Tho it helps being bigger than average. And being a nympho like myself also helps.
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>>720815960
6000$

I sell all kind of drugs
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>>720816317
Man then fucking having 5 inches won't help it
Fuck
You enjoy being with them?
I think would be the perfect side hustle for me if I wasn't so insecure about my size
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>>720816320
Nice, American?
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>>720815762
It's really good money. Fun too, depending on the person. Just be charming, outgoing, nice, and sincere. They're paying you to fill a void within themselves. Plus you get alot of free shit, so that's always nice. I was a home inspector before becoming a gigolo, so I had already met hundreds of potential clients, which helped.
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>>720816591
Nope, I'm mexican. I hope that faggot Trump got assassinated
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>>720816847
Oh, I'm Spanish...
I feel you bro
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>>720809831
Refrigeration Pipe Fitter/Project Manager
Im salaried at $175,000 roughly 80 to 85 an hour
I bid and run several large construction projects at a time. Anywhere from overhauls to retrofits. 1/2" gay girly pipe to 18" black iron man pipe. I'm 30, and I've been in the trade for 12 years, but I've been doing heating and air conditioning since I was 15.
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>>720816548
Yeah I like most of my clients. Considering I have a bit of a mother complex, it makes it that much better. Some can drone on and on about any particular subject, so it isnt hard having conversations with them. As for small penis sizes, research the kama sutra. There's bound to be some positions that can compensate.
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>>720817193
In spain, that gig is not very used and the few ones are fucking covered in gold...
Might give it a try in a few years.
Are you muscular?
Just how well does it go on a date or however it's called?
Any anecdotes?
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I'm a SGT in a large Correctional Facility (State Holding), and I get roughly $15 an hour. So, not enough.
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30
34EUR per hour
Pre-Sales in telecommunication sector
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>>720817371
I use to be in the army so I'm decently muscular. Dates (evening to morning) are usually easy. Most of the time they already have plans laid out for you and pay most of the expenses. Those almost always involves fucking them. All day plans (early morning to morning next day) can be a bit tiresome, but I usually make 400-600 those days. Keep the money in mind, and you can breeze thru it. Most of them are suprisingly vanilla in bed, so you don't have to be no ron jeremy, just act natural. Some can be very kinky and dominant tho, especially black and hispanic women. My first all day job was with a widow of an old ExxonMobil rep, so she was loaded. Just wanted me around, act like her husband on a honeymoon. Spent the day on a private boat off jersey shore, took her to a nice resturant, took her back home, and proceeded to fuck the shit outta her. She also like having her asshole eaten out. Fun times
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>>720810208
Any room for sioux chef?
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Mechanical engineer (France)
Basically I test machines,install them, train operators and then maintain them
$20/h
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>>720809977
Sir. I just stood to salute you. Thank you for your service.
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>>720818888
Fuck, I would love to be one ow that you described it to me.
Doubt some of them would be kinkier than me
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Burger king
Part time 3rd assistant Saucier apprentice.
9 hr.
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20, Phone Shop, $25/h
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>>720809831
>>720809831
Hello am real 20 year old boy. Currently working 2 part timers,both minimum wage. Saving for motorcycle. Have exam date with local police department next month. >mfw I have no patience
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Florida Union journeyman ironworker welding, connecting, decking, maintenance etc construction in general I make anywhere from 29-36 an hour depending on forman pay or not
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>17
>apprentice
>fixing networking problems, servers and shit
>£450 a week
>secured full time job at end of course for £800 a week
>am currently making 3x as much as my mum
>already moved out and living on my own in detatched house

Did i do good?
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>>720809831
I'm currently a level one desktop support technician
My hourly rate is $11
I have my Net+ and A+
I'm about to quit
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>>720820078
>17
>Earning 3x as much as parents
>Soon moving out

you did good son, real good
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>>720809831
Programmer, $40/h
>mfw I'm from Brazil and that means I'm rich
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>>720819519
Being kink means extra $$$
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34, teacher, 3400euros per month
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Work at an RV factory, about 45$
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OTR truck driver, work for local company that paid for CDL, waiting until contract is up. $2400-2900/m


>>720821348
what manufacturer?
I have a friend who's a parts manager at a ron hoover. says just about every RV that comes, something's broken. customers typically bring back their new RV within the first month of owning it.
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janitor $14/h
They also pay me a 2 bedroom apartment that's 10 secs away from the job.

I get paid for 40h per week but I only work 20-30 hours max. I "finish" work at 5pm but I'm usually home by 3 watching tv getting high.

I went to 3 job interviews and nobody was the wiser. sometimes instead of being at work at 8 am I sometimes get up at 8:30-8:45 and get to work for 10 am.

I work a little then take a 2h break and go have lunch at a restaurant.

Sometimes they ask me to do extra things but so far its been a pretty relax job.
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I'm a weld inspector NDT.
UT, MT, RT, PT I'm a level 2 in all at the age of 23 I make $32/hr
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