I know this is sad as fuck but it's my 22nd birthday in

>>720788657
Happy Birthday to you :D

Happy birthday /b/ro

happy bday bro

birthdays are just another one of those pointless anniversaries that normies love celebrating so much...
>have a happy everyday,/b/ro...

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Happy b-day bro

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Happy birthday nigga

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>>720788826
Had a good chuckle at this. Thanks, man.
And thank you guys so far.

>>720788657
Happy bday anon!

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>>720788657
Happy Birthday, OP! Have a glorious day!

Happy bday to u dude

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OP here. Thank you guys, even just getting a few replies makes me feel better. I know I'll always reply to a birthday thread after this. You guys are awesome, keep being awesome.

>>720788657
Congestions, you completed your 22nd annual trip around the sun.
You have been rewarded with cake and the occasional gift

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Happy Birthday my friend!

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Happy birthday

>>720788657
Happy birthday. =D

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>>720788657
You got many good years ahead of you yet. Don't be discouraged by failures, learn from them. Focus on your strengths and be the best at what you do.
Happy birthday, /b/rother.

Happy birthday anon. Have some cake on my behalf.

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Happy /b/day anon
One year closer to the grave eh, matey?

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>>720788657
Happy Birthday OP, make sure to leave us some cake!

>>720788657
haps

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>>720788657
happy bday you sad, lonely fuck. Have a beer if you can. Where you from?

happy /b/irthday /b/ro

>>720788657
happy birthday buddy, i hope it gets better for you

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Happy birthday OP

>>720788657
Happy birthday /b/ro, have a good day

Happy birthday to you, you are now 22.
Have a wonderful happy birthday.
Happy birthday to you!

>>720788657
Happy bday mate

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>>720788657

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>>720789834
Ha! I'm from Australia, where spiders and snakes will kill ya because you looked at them funny.

In 2 years I'll catch up to you! Time goes by fast
Happy bday

Happy bday /b/ro

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>>720788657
happy birthday OP

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Happy birthday. Try not to be so down.

Have a Will Laren original.

>>720788657
yeah i got my birthday on /b/ too
Happy birthday to you

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>>720790048
Well shit, i hoped you might hang around mannheim in germany (i know it wasn't that probable) so i would have had a beer with you. Well anyways, i hope you'll can atleast get fucked up really good.

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happy birthday dude,

all I can offer is oc

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WTF I cannot believe this thread. What happened to the abusive /b/ that I knew so well?

pic related, its OP

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>>720790137
Ayy I fucking love these. Didn't know the creator's name. Greatest unintentional birthday present.
>>720790167
I wish, man. Germany is the first place I want to visit when I save up enough money. I'm going to start learning your language this year.
One of my favourite pics too, I use it as my brother's contact pic in my phone.

>>720788657
OP, I'm turning 39 this year, so fuck you.

Here op, my gf said you can blow a load on her ass for ur bday

happy birthday <3

>>720788657
Happy birthday

Kill yourself you cum gargling nigger faggot

>>720790417
Haha happy 39th, bro. I'm actually kind of jealous though. I actually want to be an old man already. Not saying 39 is old, I mean I want to be 65 or something. I want that white beard stubble already.

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>>720788657
Happy womb-escaping day Anon. Have a good one.

>>720790582
fuck I meant >>720790387
Don't know why I quoted you. But tell your gf thanks.

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>>720790417
Oops, forgot pic

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>>720790384
Really nice of you trying to learn german, keep it up. But be aware that we germans usually love talking englisch and that most major cities like Berlin, Hamburg, Colonge etc. have a huge amount of people there helping you get along even if you only speak english, including people working everywhere like bakeries or regular super markets. So you should get around even if you can't speak a single german word. Have you a place in mind which you would like to visit?

>>720790582
Dude, I wish I was 70 and had live to see the best years of our civilization before it all went to shit. Imagine being born circa 1945 and getting to see the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's!?! The last 25 years have been fucking awful apart from the internet. I'd be more than happy to be 70 and a few years away from death with the world as it is today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqQR66HA8Rg
Hook :
If I was 20, I would eat the world,
bag on my shoulders, I would quadrille the globe
to dress my memories with nice things.
Lucid, keep being rebel of a thousand causes.

Happy birthday /b/ro have a good one!

Happy birthday mate take care

>>720790661
Amazing ass, anon. You're a lucky guy. Put a ring on that ass.
>>720790667
I hadn't really thought about it yet, but I do know I want to go in the winter, and I do know I want to see some old world German architecture. I'm thinking maybe some old German castles and stuff. Plus anywhere I can try as much of your food as I can. I want to be like a weaboo for Germany haha.

Happy Birthday

You're 22, so don't feel bad if this one isn't all that you wanted. You have many more coming

>>720790835
I know what you mean, as fucked as medicine was back then and the life expectancy, I would have loved to been born around the same time as Charles Darwin. If I could have that do over I would totally follow that dude like he was Jesus. This small period in human history is such an embarrassment. It's like humanity is going through puberty and we're doing all our cringy shit now before we actually get on with it.

>>720791328
Thanks, man. I like my birthdays to be especially quiet days, but I was just feeling more lonely as I'm getting older. This is the first time I've really done this.

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>>720791259
Okay, well you can basicly travel up and down the whole of western germany and you'll have a treat everywhere you went. In the south we have alot of awesome food/ wine or beer and up in the north we have alot of fish or potato dishes and also alot of crazy craft beer. Bavaria is a must, but also Berlin (i guess). If you are into old architecture, look up where old Churches etc. are and make a route. Alot of nice shit is along the rhine. Also, if you can, don't miss out austria, it has a beatiful landscape and austrians are pretty nice in general.

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Happy birthday dude hope its decent

>>720788657
Happy birthday /b/ud

>>720791570
Thanks for the advice, man. I'll copy all this so I can remember it. Fish, potato, and beer sounds like an awesome combination. I'll have to start getting into the lay of the land so I can be there by the time I'm about 25. I still have a lot of stuff holding me here in Australia. I'll visit Mannheim while I'm there and just start shouting stuff about "remember when I was 22..." and maybe I won't get arrested and you'll pop your head out of your window and know who I am hahah. I really can't wait to learn your language anyway, I actually think it has a really nice sound to it. But thank you again, I'm gonna head off and get fucked up, and find something to do with half of my mind working.
One other thing though, if I wanted to travel there alone would that be a good idea?

>>720788657
Happy Birthday /b/ro I wish I was in your place.

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>>720788657
Here have this.

>>720792300
Germany is super safe. Sure, you can get into trouble, but only if you like, buy blow at 3am in a dark alley or smth. like that. Except that, you'll should be good all around.

>>720788657
Happy birthday broham. I hope you have a great day. If you are close to minnesota usa let me know ill take you out for free shots and free dinner.

>>720792556
wow, what a nice guy

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OP here, about to go smoke my mind into the 8th dimension. Thank you guys so much for all of the birthday wishes. I love you all! Even the two fags that still clung onto the idea that everyone on /b/ should screech hate at each other, I still love you two.
>>720792513
I love you the most for teaching me about Germany, I can't wait to see your beautiful country with my own eyes.
>>720792556
Unfortunately I live in Australia, but I'll go hunt some spiders and snakes to cook up in your honour. Thanks for the offer, man. You're a good dude.

LOVE YOU ALL. GOODNIGHT SEATTLE!

Happy birthday OP, live long and tits or GTFO.

happy birthday you degenerate fuck

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>>720792961
For you before I go.

>>720788657
Happy Birthday!!!!!

Happy /B/-day from Poland, mate!

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>>720788657
happy birthday mate

>>720788657
happy birthday bro

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>>720792928
Well nice to hear that. And now my aussie mate, get fucked up and save your money so you'll can enjoy germany somewhere in the future (oh btw, it could be that germany is also really expensive so look if you can get a visa, we have alot of places like kitchens or bars which also employ you if you can atleast fill a beer keg like a human being.)

>>720788657
with whom will you celebrate your birthday? where's your mom? can your girlfriend be with you? my birthday is in a month, and I'll stay home alone with a bottle of vodka. ha. Happy birthday, dude

>>720788657
Happy Birthday!