Good m-morning /b/! Ask a p-psychologist anything! I'm

>>720786333
Hi

>>720786333
Why didn't you become a real doctor?

NO SLEEP

redblue

>>720786446
Till Christmas!

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Morning What is you opinion on Dr. Viktor frankl?

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>>720786440
S-same reason anyone doesn't, I s-suppose.

>>720786427
*waves* H-hello dear, how are y-you today?

>>720786446
Sleep is f-for the weak or those n-not in residency!

>>720786477
TIL BROOKLYN!!

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>>720786496
I r-respect his neurological work f-far more than his psychological.

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>>720786512
H-Haha....

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>>720786579

>>720786333
Why do I have a really weird fetish that seems to have no influence on how it came to be whatsoever?

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>>720786618
You're cruisin' for a huggin', little lady

>>720786754
What

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>>720786793
Oh n-no!

>>720786754
B-because that is literally exactly h-how fetishes form.

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>>720786841
>B-because that is literally exactly h-how fetishes form.

I have a fetish for your legs and feet Alice, please keep showing them off.

I love your threads without your feet too.

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>>720786967
J-just watch my leggy streams then and enjoy t-the bonus Nano.

Good morning, Alice. I hope your day is as lovely as you.

>>720786333
Why do i not feel inspiration for anything in my life?
I feel empty inside, and really just keep on living because i don't want to hurt my family.
I have a decent job, i had sex, but nothing matters to me, it all feels meaningless.
I want to learn to be a programmer but i give it up as soon as i try to read something about it, same with videos, i just space out and i can't do shit.
Any tips?

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>>720787048
*gently wraps her arms around you and squeezes, resting her head against your back* S-silly Anonymous. You'll m-make me blush.

>>720786823
You heard me.

>>720786841
>B-because that is literally exactly h-how fetishes form.
No, fetishes tend to have something that influenced them. For example, inflationfags usually got their fetish from seeing inflation in cartoons when they were kids.

>>720786333
If the person is silent in psychology how can you stutter on it?

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>>720786841
*huggu squish!*

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>>720787064
H-have you been to a doctor? That sounds like a focus issue, n-not a motivation or inspiration issue.

>>720787101
No, large scale meta analysis has shown it is effectively random. Only smaller sample sizes (which have biasing errors) tend to show such effects.

T-though it isn't out of the question, and more research is needed.

>>720787174
V-very carefully <4

>>720787179
Waf~

>>720787095
*smiles and squeezes back happy to of made you smile* that's the goal! Well, actually, the goal is for you to have a good day, so let's hope that happens!

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>>720787203
If it w-were so easy <4

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>>720787197
Was that some kind of doggo noise? Nano, you aren't supposed to be using the computer!

>>720787174
>>720786333
I'm sorry. "P" not person

>>720787197
I'll keep in mind what you say, i'm getting health insurance back in february so i'll contact a doctor.
Thank you for your opinion.

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>>720787278
L-like I said, v-very carefully <4

>>720787261
Nano isn't allowed in t-the bathroom when Alice is showering.

She jumps in the tub, t-then gets upset she's in the tub.

>>720787232
<4 keep those positive vibes flowing.

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>>720787325
That sounds like my cat when she tries to get dirt off her paws with the bathwater but slips on the edge of the tub like a fucking dipass

>>720787401
OFF BY ONE

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>>720787322
N-no problem dear, adderall m-may be very helpful to you.

Let me make another suggestion though: divide what you want to do into tiny, bite sized pieces that you can do at any time easily.

For example, here is a Scheme interpreter: https://repl.it/languages/scheme

Scheme is a very small functional LISP; learning it should be very easy, especially as you can run it in a browser at any time!

Dedicate maybe 20-30 minutes a day to putting in random stuff, seeing what works, following tutorials, etc etc.

It should be easier to digest that way <4

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>>720787334
Oh y-yeah, I'm all about t-those positive vibes

>>720787401
*giggles*

>>720786333
Every night, I ask myself the same question: What is it that I want? Every night, it's the same answer: I don't want to wake up tomorrow.

Why won't it stop?

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>>720787334
*Leafy voice*

>>720787492
Your morning seems to be going at least okay, Ms. Smilesalot! <4

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>>720787461
I wish you could be my doctor instead.
Thank you for this, we need more people like you.

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>>720787559
H-have you been to a doctor? That s-sounds like intense anhedonia, which n-needs prompt treatment.

>>720787578
It's an easy m-morning. They won't all b-be like this, so w-we should enjoy them while we can.

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>>720787635
S-silly. I don't have the credentials for that <4
But thank you. It's my honor <4

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>>720787638
It's good to know you at least get them, though
What are you breakfasting? Also, tea or coffee?

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>>720787707
I'm s-still in the shower, though m-my water has run cold....

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>>720787733
Should probably eat something before you have to go, brodude!

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>>720787638
I was taken to a psychiatrist last year and was diagnosed with acute psychosis. I recently have been seeing holes everywhere. I don't know what to do.

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>>720787834
G-go to a doctor; that c-could be a sign of anything f-from another acute psychosis t-to lesions in c-certain parts of your brain.

>>720787779
B-but the shower just got warm again!

Im pretty sure god left me unfinished. I want to kill myself so i can go and have a nice long discussion about why the fuck i've been in constant pain for the past five years. Society has deemed me crazy. But they're the nutjobs right?

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>>720787888
Goodness, you need a maid...

. . . *smug look goes here*

>>720787834
explain? I think I have psychosis but it may just be extreme anxiety and stress ..

>>720787578
*Leafy voice* puh puh puh play that shit!

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>>720786333
Hi colleague, why did you go clinical and not the research master race?

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>>720787921
T-tell me more about your pain. As a pain patient myself, I c-can certainly understand years and agony. Is it physical, mental, emotional?

>>720787966
T-the two are unrelated and h-hard to confuse, s-so....

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>>720787995
I'll have to vocaroo that later on today

>>720787943
I think Sakyua is sleeping!

>>720786333
Why are you typing like a stuttering dipshit? You realize this isn't some obscure ass anime, right? It's an image board. If anyone is taking this thread seriously, they should fuck off and get actual help.

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>>720788053
S-so I didn't waste my life w-when I could be doing so much more good as a computationalist <4

>>720788126
S-sounds like you should take y-your own advice <4 The butthurt is s-strong in this one~

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>>720787966
Last year, I believed my room was haunted and started hallucinating a lot. I had a lot of difficulty interacting with other people (more than usual, that is) and often got very paranoid. Psychiatrist first thought it was anxiety and stress, but then after some tests, I was diagnosed with psychosis.

>>720787888
I cannot go to the doctor...

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>>720788088
I'm the only maid this community needs

>>720788126
n e w f i e g

>>720788076
I'd listen to that

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>>720788169
W-why can you not go t-to a doctor?

>>720788186
I don't think that's true~

>>720787064
Hi mate, life is meaningless so you can make up whatever reason feels good for you as it only needs to matter to you to give your life meaning.
Do the things that make you happy long term as much as you can, live the way you think is right.
Glhf

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>>720788259
I smell a slime...

>>720788238
Because that'd solve the issue

>>720786333
I dont know if youre from the same thread months ago or if you'll even remember me but...

I was the guy asking for advice on my relationship at the time. I neglected my girlfriend for months, she cheated on me, we split up then got together, and I had issues where I felt like an idiot being with someone who fucked around.
You suggested that I give it another try because we were both idiots and didnt handle our situation properly.

We did, now we're married and about to have our first son.
If it was you, you gave me a piece of mind and really helped with an outside perspective so now Id like to bother you for another therapeutic round.

I seem to have anxiety when it comes to work and I dont know why it's so strong. I dread going to work 80 hours and not be with my family instead. It's not just working because Im willing to work hard, I just want to work for myself instead but Im incredibly lazy, not that smart, and cant stay motivated long enough to make anything happen.

What's my deal? Why am I so useless? I quit my previous job because of this, have been unemployed now for a month, have a kid and mortgage to pay, but not wanting to do anything.
It's infuriating because I can see that I am dragging us down and it feels horrible knowing Im such a failure.

Why can't I do anything? Why am I getting in the way of myself?

Thank you in advance for your wisdom.

>>720788238
I don't trust doctors. Last time I went to the doctor in my school, he had examined my testes, so it's a bit awkward. I could go to the counselor, but she's a woman so...

>>720786333
can you prescribe drugs or is this a roleplay thread?

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>>720788322
....and....isn't...that...what...you...w-want?

>>720786333

Why the fuck do people d-do t-this r-retarded s-s-s-hit? Why type out a stutter?

also checked

Should i eat da pUss if it may have had dick in it?

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>>720788362
I was implying that there are people who won't seek professional help because it'd deal with the issue
It's splooky, not the nodoctor guy

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>>720788343
*smiles* I'm h-happy to have helped dear.

My question is why the hell are you working 80 hours a week? That doesn't sound useless at all! I used to work that hard, and boy, it is tiring as heck!

D-don't they offer any jobs that are a normal 40 hours? I'm n-not so sure if this is laziness or getting in your own way, or if t-that is just a ton of time spent on s-something you don't really care about.

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>>720788360
A p-psychologist can never prescribe drugs d-dear.

>>720788354
H-he probably did that to make sure you didn't have cancer, dear.

>>720788427
T-thanks for the check!

>>720788435
Sure.

>>720788453
Fair.

>>720788160
Keep it up, I'll enjoy my research on which your advice is based

>>720788478
Im sorry, I meant to say two weeks. Im on the phone so I have it fill in the blanks instead of typing it all out.

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>>720786333

What's up with all the bbc and cuckolding content on here lately?

I can understand young men (the big demo on this board) naturally feeling possessive and jealous towards women due to inexperience, low confidence levels and the fear of being heartbroken, but it feels like it's reached a fever pitch.

I JUST WANT TO FUCKING DIE IN MY SLEEP IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK

>>720788570
NTR is a poison

>>720788523
Can you show me how to kiss girls, Alice? I don't wanna be embarrassed.

>>720788058
well I experience paranoia sometimes and I sometimes smell things im pretty sure aren't there
besides that I just have intense hppd which is considered an acute form of psychosis ? you tell me haha what do you wanna know?
I took meth magic mushrooms and ketamine together once and did loads of nitrous and weed too and my perception hasn't been the same since

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>>720788550
As long as y-you enjoy it dear <4

>>720788567
Oh, s-so 40 hours a week?
Why n-not start part time at 20 hours a w-week and w-work your way up? That way at l-least some income is coming in, and y-you are getting ready for the big leagues later <4

>>720788607
Yes.

>>720788622
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Stop typing out your stutters faggot. It isn't funny and it doesn't add a personal touch, it just makes you look fucking braindead.

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>>720788661
HPPD is usually c-caused by hallucinogen usage.
Such usage of drugs also c-causes....well.....paranoia and hallucinations, including smell.

S-so it seems you did this all to yourself, Anonymous.

>>720788722
I'm d-doing it and y-you can't stop me!

>>720788618

For reals.

I find it disgusting how much guys fixate on it around here.

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Its Alice! Great!

Now i have a reason to not be completely miserable today!

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>>720788772
S-so click the little X in the upper right hand corner and c-close your window.

Because all I'm hearing is "Stop liking what I don't like!", and that's n-not healthy.

>>720788796
Eek! A s-spooky skeleton!

>>720788763
When do you go to work today, Alice?

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>>720786333
If you played the old Monster Hunter games you probably wouldn't use a picture of a yian kut ku so lightly.

>>720788772
That's /b/ for you

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>>720788841
In about t-ten minutes!
So if anyone h-has any last minute questions, n-now is the time to speak!

>>720788869
Oh I w-would. don't you t-think otherwise!

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>>720788763
yeah I have extensively abused magic mushrooms but it was only that one trip that left me with debilitating anxiety.. how do you diagnose psychosis? what are the prerequisites for a psychotic disorder to be diagnosed formally?

I've noticed that when I take picamilon that my bashful bladder syndrome disappears. Is this a know effect? Picamilon is no longer a legal supplement in the US, but is probably available via the Internet.

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>>720788925
Oh, and s-since I'm leaving soon, for anyone w-who wants to contact me:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
Twitch: celtyplays

S-so feel free to contact me if you h-have anything else you'd like to talk about <4

>>720788297
Thank you bud, i'll keep it in mind.

>>720788824

I think young men constantly worrying about their partners being unfaithful to the point of obsession is much more unhealthy than my revulsion of it, and your handwaving of the subject is absolutely disgusting.

>>720788691
That is such a stupidly simple solution that I dont know why I havent done that.

Goddamn it.

What about me personally? Is there anything I can do to help me be more disciplined?

I heard acting like someone you want to be, like an idol or someone you look up to, is something to try out but I feel like that could backfire somehow. Like I would end up trying to hard to mold myself to be what I want to be and in the process become someone else that my wife and son wont like.

I love making people laugh, my wife especially, and I wish I could just take life less seriously, but that's just an adult daydreaming like a kid.
I dont know, I guess Im just ranting at this point.

I will take your suggestion and try the part time gig to work my way up.
Thank you again for your help. Ill be keeping an eye out for your sessions in the future.
My son is due sometime in late april or early may so if youre around then Ill pop in a pic to share.

Mfw i was hoping for a daughter to call her Alice.

Anyway, take care. Until next time.

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>>720788925
Hmm, what if Goldfish decided to stream Monster Hunter Freedom Unite? Could that be a possibility?

>>720786333
which way is weast