Appreciation of Julian thread. May he forever bring light

actually I'm not sure how slurping would be precise

maybe if I hum softly in tune and use my tongue to shape vowels and approximate something comprehensible

that might not be germane to the first order objective of eating the booty tho

>awaiting to be noticed

good job julian, i liked your work in trailer park boys

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And did you get what
you wanted from this life, even so?


>>720773494
Disgusting.

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or like in christmastime

rub candy cane on the butthole then sing deck the halls between slurps

or deck the anal walls whatever

>>720773544
dude that character honestt o god speaks to me

like I'm not about the whole musclebound facial hair look but his constant drinking

that really speaks to me

>>720773451
N O T I C E D

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I did.

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>>720773608
thx

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And what did you want?

I wonder if mark linkous was into horsedick

>>720773691
wow I go to the effort of typing out a spaced caps characters meme for you and you give me thx???????

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To call myself beloved, to feel myself
beloved on the earth.

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>>720773267
Badj, Subby needs to work on his rimjob skills.

>>720773608
does the liquor store hold the key to your heart?

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>>720773799
yeah them and the...butthole store

there isn't really a butthole store but roll with itok

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>>720773756
T H X

>>720773790
I see. I imagine he needs some help with it?

>>720773916
that's better ilu badj also don't listen to snarf I give the best rimjobs ok the greatest rimjobs I ASSURE YOU we're gonna have amazing rimjobs I'm gonna make rimjobs great again

>>720773847
you really love bums, dont ya.

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>>720774014
It took a real effort, especially since I'm sick. Rimjobs are nice, but how's your blowjob skills?

>>720774095
my favorite things on kek's meme earth are (in no particular order):
super smash bros. melee for the nintendo gamecube released in 2001
dude's buttholes
cocks
liquor
star wars
gote
guns
and super smash bros melee

>>720774203
ok I was memeing before but I'm actually legit godlike at giving head so

I typed melee twice but that's ok since I like it a lot

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>>720773916
Snarf's bum needs rimjobs, but he's just not cutting it.

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You people are disgusting.

>>720774230
that purple goat that did the banana dance? ah man everyone loves SuperSmashBrothersMeleeForTheNintendoGameCube

also what about balls, dont you love the orbs of life?

i love weairng aviators in the dark

>>720774359
no not that goat the goat from that dumb tumblr game I love that one

balls are pretty great but liket hey don't quite make my top things ever list compared to the more compelling dicks n asshole but like you know honorable mention

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>>720774230
Is memeing fashionable again? Either everyone I've been with has lied to me or I'm also godlike at it. Can't really tell.

So what's up? Other than the level of alcohol in your bloodstream?

>>720774253
Get your bf to do it.

>>720774296
thanks

>>720774509
memieng will alwaysb e in fashion

and you seem like a talented sucker o' cock tbh

I have class in 7 hours and I need to do homework and haven't slept yet and need to shower so ima probably pass out soon and slepe for like an hour and change and then wake up hating myself and you get the idea bsacally

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What are you listening to?

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>>720774509
Hunnibuns doesn't do oral.

>>720774595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcjSgl-_rUU

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>>720774509
Why is it so difficult, Badger?

>>720774431
its like doubles in melee? people know but they're not the best like singles?

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>>720774582
It does get kinda old unless you've got the dankest, fresh memes.

I am, and I'm thoroughly elated to be acknowledged by you, ecstatic even.

>>720774595
Silence.

>>720774601
:/

>>720774653
Would you do it if it was easy?

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>>720774717
dude yeah kinda doubles is super sick but it's hard to appreciate because of the complexity
maybe there's a complexity to balls I haven't fully grasped hyet

>>720774738
my memeposts bring all the boys to the thread
oh man that reference is vintage

acknowledge deeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

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>>720774738
I don't know. I don't think it would matter.

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>>720774738
Its Subby's job.

for which I'm arguably overqualified

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>>720774975
There's no proof.

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>>720775078
WHAT DO YOU WANT, A PEER REVIEWED STUDY?

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Hello guys im new :3

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>>720775216
>Hello guys im new :3
>Hello goys im new :3
>Hello goys im jew :3
you can't fool me KIKE

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>>720775114
You need to audition first, prove your skills.

>>720775216
Hello.

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>>720775216
You should leave while you have the chance.

>>720774813
i dunno about you, but i was pretty sober when i realized that balls are a gift to earth.

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I am not sure what I should listen to.

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>>720775316
I mean like, between balls dick and asshole my mouth has probably spent the most time on dick, then balls, then ass, but somehow my appreciation for balls just isn't as present. Idk.

>>720775291
oh god auditioning that reminds me of the time in high school I didn't get a part because the choirmaster sent an email saying I didn't have to prepare a certain piece but he didn't mean to send it to me and I totally did then I wanted to kill him and myself for like a month afterwards

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>>720775268
I swear i am not Kike, the only name ive heard is Snarf or something like that
>>720775293
What if i decide to stay?

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>>720774813
Barry also has some class-A memes.

Acknowledged.

Surely you won't take long to do your homework.

>>720774838
I wouldn't probably do anything I don't find challenging, other than mandatory functions.

>>720774886
Well, I don't see the problem then.

>>720775216
>press X to doubt

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>>720775420
That is your decision, though you'll probably regret it after a while.

>>720775394
Johnny Winter

>>720775403
we're all different, id say give them one more chance.

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>>720775403
Time to make up for it. While on your hands and knees.

>>720775420
Snarf is love.

>>720775466
Problem is he needs to do his job.

all the shitskin countries are banned

>lets ban murica pigdogs from coming to our war torn wasteland, that'll show them

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>>720775466
I just want to lay down and go to sleep forever.

>>720775517
I don't think that's what I should listen to. Maybe Washed Out.

>>720775565
I see.

>>720775580
That is a frequently appealing idea.

>>720775588
ay

>>720775420
yeah snarf I t hink I'm auditioning to stick my tongue in his butthole or something but yuo're a filthy fucking yid and we ALL KNOW IT you oven dodging heeb go back to israel

>>720775466
does he?

homework doesn't take very long but like it just makes me viscerally super fucking unhappy.

>>720775567
not ALL of them, just some

not enough either

>>720775565
you're right this is the best way to reconcile my terrible memories

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>>720775588
Hey Luc.

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>>720775657
soon, soon

>kek xD lets hire some rapefugees, what can go wrong

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>>720775647
My friend had a panic attack on the phone with me today, and there was nothing I could do to make him feel better. All I could do is tell him it was okay that he felt that way and that nothing matters anyways.

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>>720775684
>>720775647
Hello.

Tired as fuck.

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>>720775657
Is there any way i can participate in rimming Snarf?

>>720775580
i thought you werent into newer music?

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>>720775770
lmao starrekt

>>720775793
ask him my guy

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>>720775814
What gave you that impression?

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>>720775657
At least he used to. They weren't the most clever, but some of them were savage enough to appreciate so I guess?

Surely it can't be that terrible.

>>720775779
How did he react?

>>720775780
Fatigue don't mean shit when you're dead inside.

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>>720775824
us stock market hasnt even opened so it will probs drop even further

>>720775870
i thought when i suggested a newer artist you said you didnt care much for new-age music.

might have been someone else.

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>>720775780
Same. Should turn in soon.

>>720775793
Subby is only doing it because he's drunk. Otherwise noone would rim Snarf.

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Evening my fellow homos in crime.

>>720775906
I don't recall this but I believe you

it's not that terrible. I just hate it. I want to be donew ith school forever and I want to be done with it yesterady

>>720775917
DROP IT *stupid meme song*

ok im gonna go to bed before I start licking my comptuers reen goodnight boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys

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>>720775967
Hey Tiger.

>>720775967
hi guy

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>>720775906
He asked me how it was possible to live when everything is meaningless.

>>720775951
Perhaps. I don't generally listen to recommendations from others. The vast majority of my music I discover on my own.

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>>720775996
Night, slllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllut.

>>720775996
bye dude

>>720776039
dont you try to give the suggested band a listen? cant be too much harm if you try one or two songs.

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>>720775966
Ah okay i guess ill just stay in my safe corner then
>>720775996
Its 10:28 AM here. What are you, American? :^)

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>>720775967
I have never crime.

>>720775996
In other news, my throat itches like hell and whenever I cough, I get foul-tasting phlegm in my mouth. Also my whole body feels like it's going to fall apart.

>the reference
Yeah, I hear ya. I've got some homework I ought to take care of myself, but I'm not feeling the least bit motivated.

bye

>>720776039
And what was your answer?

>>720776197
It's actually 11.31, what are you, a Swede?

http://www.kongregate.com/games/RevelBase/crafting-idle-clicker?kv_ref=Giray899

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>>720775966
I should too.

>>720775906
Can I be both.

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>>720776026
I read you having trouble with getting your ass plowed?
>>720776030
Sup man.
>>720776262
Depends on which country to do gay in don't it?

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>>720776153
No, I don't even do that. I think it's a waste of time. I give suggestions for music sometimes when I'm asked, but I don't listen to the ones people suggest to me. I'm not interested in the music other people listen to, just what I listen to.

>>720776262
I said that you simply do.

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>>720776326
I mean, sure.

>>720776353
Gay is not illegal in countries where the average IQ is above room temperature.

>>720776369
Truthful, though not very helpful. If they were experiencing a panic attack, they might not respond in a good manner.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DioEMCKWv4

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>>720776262
It took a while to upload... What are you, a Finn?

>>720776353
vidya, hbu

>>720776369
you should at least try, but i cant really force you to so, whatever floats ya boat.

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>>720776353
Eh, I'm bored, a bit tired, a bit horny, and hunnibuns is preoccupied so talking.

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>>720776492
Yeah, actually.

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>>720776467
So basically gay should be legal in most countries?

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>>720776467
I am not good at comfort. He asked me a couple of hours before that if I thought he was a good person, I said I don't think good people exist, but that he wasn't a bad person.

>>720776511
Nobody has ever been able to force me to do anything. I'm too strong willed.

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>>720776541
Im actually from that faggot country known for their potato language, Fagmark

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>>720776628
Basically, yeah.

>>720776645
I've always regarded myself as terrible at comforting people, but everyone always says I'm the best at it. Maybe truth is more appealing than comfort.

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>>720776467
so like 30 in the case of SI unit countries :)
>>720776511
Vidya now but eating some food too.
>>720776532
Oh yeah, so he's fully moved in?

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>>720776790
I feel that I'm a toxic person. People can't rely on me for anything and I always end up making them feel like shit. He said that he was hopeful things were going to be better, and I told him he should stop feeling that way. He begged me not to try and take that away from him. Not to kill his hope. I told him hope would only lead to disappointment. Of course the thing he hoped for didn't happen, the opposite of it did. And all I could do is point out that I warned him about exactly that.

>>720776645
ok

>>720776896
neato

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>>720776790
>I've always regarded myself as terrible at comforting people, but everyone always says I'm the best at it. Maybe truth is more appealing than comfort.
I think exactly the same

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my circadian rhythm feels half disordered

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>>720776896
No, not yet. Haven't really talked about it lately, so no idea what's going on.

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>>720776776
Fagmark is a nice country.

>>720776896
Probably, yeah, though since there are only 3 countries in the world that use imperial system, that's hardly surprising.

>>720776915
People are weak, they like to cling to comfortable illusions, only to have that bite them in the ass later. Funny how I'm much happier and more content than most other people. Perhaps it's since I'm free from the illusion that anything matters.

>>720777010
I find that to be the case, personally, but everyone around me seems obsessed with hope for better. Are people just afraid to publicly accept reality or is there something else going on?

>>720777076
My body feels like it's breaking down, but I welcome the pain.

also uuuuuuuuuuu

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>>720777241
why's that? have you been lifting?

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>>720776915
>>720776790
Ive always felt empty and didnt care about people, i prefer to be lonely and independent. People have asked me for help and guidance a lot of times although i didnt care about them. People would see me as a dark and careless person on the outside but in am accepting and tolerant and helping towards everyone. I dont feel like i have any friends or anyone that wants to have a relationship with me

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>>720777241
I don't know if they are weak or not. I am sure that if they are, their weakness isn't something to be mocked. Let them hold onto whatever it is that keeps them from sinking.

>>720777300
Okay.

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>>720777088
Well if your not worried about it then i spose that's fine. See your Doc?
>>720777241
Still you're a fellow crime fag.

>>720775114
wow is this fucking deviant art?

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>>720777289
No, I'm ill.

>>720777300
Eh, life is life. It is what it is.

>>720777411
Don't get me wrong, I don't mock weakness, I find it beautiful in a sense. Frailty is what makes humans so lovable, it's also one of their greatest strengths.

>>720777438
At least I'm a criminal genius.

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>>720777629
Then where does that leave people like us?

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>>720777629
Good we need more of them you know.

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>>720777629
oh well get better suuuun

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>>720777300
That's just standard for Danes.

>>720777438
Yeah, got in, got my meds, Walmart messed up the order but was able to straighten it out. Probably going to spend the next few days on the phone with HR, trying to sort things out for hunnibuns.

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>>720777241
Well i suppose they are kind of weak, they can only use words towards their opponents and hoping that is gonna change something and cling back to their comfortable lies and illusions. They are simply blind, they dont know or see how the real world works. They dont take any actions to change anything

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>>720777712
Who knows, who cares? I just think of myself as an observer. Always present, but seldom participating. I revel in witnessing life happen, in good and bad.

>>720777719
Wait till I unfold my master plan.

>>720777913
I will, or die trying.

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>>720777929
I don't revel in anything.

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>>720777929
Observers are the best types of people

>>720777719
If you need a technician just call me

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>>720777929
is it a serious illness or?

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>>720777919
you still talking to HR?? It's way past that point, you need to lawyer up and let them talk to HR on your behalf.
>>720777929
Is it like a sexy plan for world domination where everyone is turned into sex slaves?
>>720778086
I got access to plenty of them at work.

>>720778235
Damn, uhm... Do you need anything else?

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>>720778235
This was something else. Since he's moving in, he needs a job down here, and wanted to apply at my store. He used to work for Shell a year and a half ago, put in his two weeks, and left to go work at the airport. But his former manager marked him as un-rehirable, due to being an unabashed bigot. So we need to get in touch the head of HR and talk to them.

>>720773790
>dat butt
If only it was a woman

>>720773267
A thread finally dedicated to me? I've waited my whole life for this.

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>>720778523
Whats wrong with it being a male hm?

>>720778618
idk about u but girls shouldnt exist

>>720778689
>>720778689
>>720778689
>>720778689

>>720778689
I agree
>World Domination where we remove every female first and then turn everyone into sex slaves? (Totally doesnt sound like the plot from Servants of the Serpent)

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>>720778689
Grow a womb in your butt.

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>>720778032
Makes for a decent pastime. Also it allows me to indulge in my poetic nature.

>>720778086
I just can't enjoy partaking as much. Sure, doing things is fun, but it distracts me from so many other processes that I prefer to just hang back.

>>720778163
I don't know, for the first time in years I've got something of a temperature so that's exciting I guess.

>>720778235
That is already a reality. My aim is to liberate, if not the world, then at least myself.

>>720778608
No, sorry.

>>720778689
When they're not being disgusting, they can be quite endearing. I think I'd rather love a woman than a man.

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>>720778460
Just general labour to help out really.
>>720778517
What a bitch!

morning bufftiger

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>>720778919
I don't do anything to pass my time anymore. I'm always in it.

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>>720778919
How high?

>>720778790
why slaves

>>720778801
no u

>>720778919
it was a jk, i have a few girls who are friends

>>720778618
I'm not gay

>>720779233
pfffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttt

>>720779155
It doesnt have to be slaves, i was just referring the other guys idea. I was thinking more where public sex and nudity is good, where maybe clothes would be illegal or something

>>720779291
>clothes would be illegal
yes please

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>when snuffles doesn't wish you a good morning
why live

>>720779006
Pastime is just a word. I try to be when I'm not otherwise preoccupied.

>>720779024
36.9, which isn't high per se, but considering that my normal body temperature is about 35.4, I'd say it's elevated. Also the fact that I never get fever has an effect on how I interpret the number.

>>720779155
No, I thought you were being dead serious. Sarcasm aside, I really think I could fall in love with a woman.

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RARE SHINY

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>>720778949
Hey snuffles!

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>>720779356
That's weird. My completely normal body temperature is at 36.9. If it goes over 37.1 then most likely I got something

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>>720778925
Considering that A. his former assistant manager not only saw him put in and work the two week, but also helped him compose, and B. he referred to hunnibuns' black co-worker as a nigger on several occasions, doubt its going to be hard to challenge it. The former manager isn't even part of the company anymore.

When getting the HR number from my manager, I told her all about this and mentioned the former manager's name, she went "I think I know who you're talking about. He was a piece of shit."

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>>720779356
I'm never preoccupied.

>>720778949
You never answered my question.

>>720779356
but they dont have a cock

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>>720779155
Then impregnate my ass-womb.

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My cat is sat on my lap again, pls send help.

>>720779440
Maybe it's just that I'm a Finn.

>>720779233
What are you, an oldfag? Everyone is either gay or bisexual nowadays

>>720779356
hey badj :( plz liv
>>720779424
how are you buddy
>>720779504
omg now what

http://www.strawpoll.me/12231225

/b/

>>720779570
Fuck it, never mind.

>>720779528
that would make you have a child

no way.

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>>720779615
you always make me feel like the stupid kid who forgot his homework

>>720779325
Great that you agree :3 We could create a new country or some shit. /k/ had a plan to do that (half of them were furries) so they were like "We are going to make a country, where guns would be legal" "The furries are gonna own half of the land for their own purposes like public nudity and sex"

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>>720779504
Social contacts and school have a habit of consuming time.

>>720779524
True, but there's a sweetness and a certain honesty to them that make them lovable.

>>720779550
>current year
>not being a trigendered, pansexual f-18 hornet

>>720779570
*dies*

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>>720779531
fasntng

>>720779698
its not as thrilling if people are ok with it

>>720779825
so... femboy?

>>720779884
What do you mean?

>>720779986
if you were having sex in public, wouldnt it be more enjoyable if there was a danger to doing it? i mean people are themselves, but it cant be as fun if you just have sex and everyone around you is fine with it.

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>>720779441
What a complicated issue, Tell me is your work place Trump friendly?? maybe you can use politics to help Hunnibuns?
>>720779570
Yeah good. been awhile. Sorry to say hi and dash but i gots to shower and sleep now.
Chat later ok!

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>>720780078
I'd enjoy that more.

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>>720779874
??? ???

>>720779884
No, when I'm with a man, I want the man to be a man. I'm just saying that I could probably only love a woman, an actual, real woman.

>>720780135
then when you get caught you cum on them in self defense

>>720780159
awwwww...

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>>720780078
Well it wouldnt be illegal to do so but there is a little shock element in it isnt there? Like if you do a gangbang on a bench in a park and people just walk by they would be a bit startled or they can join if you allow them

Who gives the best blowjobs?

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>>720780159
i wanna go kill some people

>>720780335
Did you get fisted too hard or something?

>>720780078
What danger should there be?

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>>720780262
Strange how that works, really. I'm physically only attracted to men, but I'm quite unable to form an emotional bond to a man.

>>720780326
Me.

>>720780335
Can I join you?

>>720780408
What makes you think you give the best blowjobs?

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>>720780305
oh yes, they better be startled, nobody better be fucking me except for qt

>>720780404
going to jail for public lewdity.

>>720780408
maybe you havent found the right guy yet

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>>720780500
He won the International Blowjob Contest from 2013-2016. People bet he will win the 2017 contest too

>>720780571
How is that judged?

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>>720780103
Despite what the Trump/anti-Trump shouting may want you to believe, its still illegal in the US to discriminate in the workplace. Referring to an employee as a nigger is the keystone to discrimination and hostile workplace laws. They'd have to be really stupid to not just let a pert-timer without any marks on their work record except for a disputable point reapply for a job.

>>720780605
with 69 judges

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>>720780326
Subby.

>>720780551
One of the plans were that public nudity and lewdity would be legal. Hmm... What about people who like some danger assign to some kind of department where they kind of would be chased down if spotted doing "illegal" things? Some form of roleplay of sorts

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>>720780500
>>720780571
>>720780571
>>720780571

>>720780551
Wouldn't know. I mean that I'm able to love anyone, but I don't actually fall in love with men.

>>720780679
Subby farts too much though.

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>>720780391
what? i just wanna play some hitman, calm your tits

>>720780408
sure

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>>720780823
Its how he keeps you edging without breaking tempo. Every time you're close, he releases one to kill the boner a little.

>>720780719
Do you take a throatfucking?

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>>720780882
Projecting my astral body to you now.

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>>720780690
nudity =/= lewd

but i mean other people would enjoy public sex where everyone likes to observe. just my taste is everyone thinks its repulsing

>>720780719
time will tell, probably

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>>720779262
Sorry buddy. I like women.

>>720779550
nice meme

>>720780950
But it kills the boner completely.

>>720781303
Would you take a creampie?

>>720781303
thats a weird way to spell men

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>>720781314
He's that good, he keeps you from losing the boner completely.

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>>720781006
I've yet to find anyone who wants to try that, so I don't know. I mean I could try.

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>>720781418
No, that's gross.

>>720781425
You mean women.

>>720781539
I'll do it to you.

>>720781666
Would you eat a creampie?

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Goodnight, faggots.

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FIRE THE CANNONS!

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>>720781726
Not now, obviously, as I'm nearing death. Once this mortal shell recovers, I could oblige, hypothetically.

>>720781764
nini

>>720781666
there it is again, "women", thats really weird, just say it like we do.

>>720781764
good night snarf

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>>720781757
No, cum is disgusting. Cumming is the worst part of masturbation.

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>>720782034
>there it is again, "women", thats really weird, just say it like we do.
Sorry faggot, but just because you fap to traps doesn't mean these are all trannies.

>>720781896
Boo!

>>720782078
It's just brotein. What's the big deal?

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>>720782078
Cum irl is pretty bad. It looks great in porn though :c
ALSO IS THAT A FEMALE?!

>>720782128
are u ok

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>>720782161
Don't boo at me, it makes me feel bad.

>>720782212
explain to me how cum is bad.

>>720782301
I want a brojob.

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>>720782204
It smells bad and it's unhygienic.

>>720782212
And yes that's a female. I dunno why your shocked by it.

>>720782257
Are you?

>>720782376
Depending on what you eat, the smell and taste of your cum will change.

>>720782376
no

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>>720782356
Then find someone to give that to you.

>>720782376
>It smells bad and it's unhygienic
>

>>720782526
I did find someone: You.

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>>720782301
I dont like its consistency and it just doesnt feel good. If it was more like urine (as in the liquid form and amount) it would be great

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>>720782466
>eating cum

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>>720782598
I'm nowhere near though.

>>720782649
All a matter of opinion, I guess. I personally love the stuff for what it is.

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>>720782689
>Cumming in someones mouth after blowjob

>>720782764
You dont know that.

>>720782764
Maybe that is just how i think of it now. If i find a good and proper partner i can experiment with i guess my mind would change towards sexual acts and stuff

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im out, cya goys.

>>720782839
Bad boy.

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>Tfw you dont have a partner to fuck you while playing video games

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Can you guys suck yourself?

>>720782786
I'd say that's pretty likely.

>>720782835
You can get used to most anything, and you will likely start to enjoy things you might at first be uncomfortable with.

>>720782839
bye

>>720783032
I'd be flexible enough, but I'm not well-endowed, so no.

>>720782990
I'd rather get a bj while playing vidya.

>>720783046
Then where are you?

>>720783077
How small is your cock?

>>720783139
A cold and dark place.

>>720783175
Haven't measured, probably like 4" erect.

Image limit reached :c

>>720783032
>>720783077
Opposite. Can get tip in, but on exhaust.

Not gonna work on my flexibility just for that, but if I got another reason, I'd abuse it.

>>720783259
Oh, hey badj. Come suck my cock.

>>720782779
Gay

>>720782526
>It smells bad and it's unhygienic

>>720782883
>people unironically jack it to Jasper
It is, El Pozzo.

>>720783380
Whoops. last line was meant for the second reply.

>>720783380
>jacking it ironically

>>720783343
People are so different.

>>720783348
Who even is this?

>>720783380
I don't even have the words, nor the tenacity to prove you wrong.

>>720783501
We talked a long time ago. I know about dotter giving you rough spankings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FqmNW0H0pg

>>720783566
Oh, I remember vaguely, but I still didn't get spanked by him, at least not to the extent that was implied.

>>720783032

I'm too small for that to ever work.

>>720783667
Regardless, you owe me a blowjob.

>>720783728
Do I?

>>720783783
Yes and I want to cum right down your throat.

>>720783805
>>720783805
>>720783805

>>720783501
>I don't even have the words, nor the tenacity to prove you wrong.
Because you have no argument?