Let's do this

I just want my baby back..

>>720753690
baby back...

Why can't i be happy?

>>720753972
Only you can answer that question

I want to confess my love to a goth girl

>>720754579
Just do it

get it off your chest now

We're in two different worlds right now and it's the hardest thing to see you devote so much more time to your friends than to me. Sure you've started college but how can you be so fucking selfish all the time? Why can't you see what you're doing to me? Ruining me, really badly. I have no confidence, no motivation, no money (spend it all on you because I can't say no). How did I let you turn me into such a beta? I want to break up, and work and live and meet new people, and have fun with my life again.

>>720754579
goth girl? kill yourself
i mean for impress her

One time my dad pooped in the neighbors yard and then lied about it

>>720753819
CHIIILI'S BAAAABY BACK RIIIBS

Made out with an 8 year old on several occasions. We're semi dating

>>720753623
Zoë, listen. I like you. I've liked you since freshman year and i know you arent looking for a relationship or anything but i was wondering if you at least wanted to hang out or go on a date

I can't do this anymore. You just left so abruptly and you asked me to leave you alone. I've left you alone for what feels like forever now..I don't want to do it anymore. I'll wait a little longer though..for you. I hope my waiting isn't in vain.

I hate islam

Gf (7 months) attempted suicide after her previous BF (2 years ago) raped her. She still has occasional flashbacks, and she never went public about it. only close friends and family of hers know

I suck with girls I'm actually surprised im not a virgin. I'm a good looking guy I dress nice and I'm pretty funny but for the fucking life of me I can't sleep with a lot of women. Most girls I talk to don't fuck with me after and I'm not sure why. Also I'm super paranoid that everyone hates me and I'll never fit it.

>>720757448
Umm... He didn't rape her, moron. She was fucking around with him and either got caught or feels guilty as fuck about it, so she's saying it's rape to make herself feel better.

Wake up, faggot.

>>720753623
But im not even wearing a shirt

>>720757438
The older I get, the more racist I become. 10 years ago, I was all "Oh, everyone is equal!" but it's just not true. Niggers are niggers. Mexicans are worthless. Arabs and muslims need to be wiped off the face of the Earth.

I think I'm a pedo

>>720757932
Same here. It happens with age.

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I feel like I'm slipping further and further into depression, and it gets worse every day. I constantly feel like my friends want nothing to do with me, I lost my job, the girl I love wants nothing to do with me, my best friend has become more distant in the past month, I can't get a girlfriend to save my life, regardless of what i try and I just feel like everything I do is useless.

I'm 22M and I know I'm not the best looking guy in the world, but I'm a nice guy and try to be the best person I can be but it's so fucking hard to live with myself when everyone pushes me away. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Pic unrelated

>Be me
>First experience with oral
>Always thought I'd be on the receiving end
>Also always thought it'd be with a girl


Going to kill myself next weekend.

Sometimes i think my anxiety and depression get the best of me. Id rather be hanging from a fucking tree than live another day.

I have a crippling fear of rejection.
Can't ask a girl out

had sex with a new girl that I find really attractive and I couldn't get it up for the life of me, so now I'm concerned that's gonna come back to bite me in the ass.

>>720757039
How long has it been? Careful with that. Same thing happened to me on the pretense of taking a break and it turns out it was more about her getting back on the cock carousel. It hurt like a motherfucker and I've not been the same since. I really loved that bitch.

>>720753623
people pick on me because im overweight and look weak. But what they don't know is that deep down inside im really a fucked up pscyhopath that could snap at any minute. One day they're gonna push to hard and its gonna result in the next great american tragedy

>>720753623
OP is a faggot .....there i said it are you happy now?

Don´t be a pedo, you´ll ruin lifes, just don´t please, promise me would ya?

>>720758178
I feel ya /b/ro.

>>720758430
You are to fat to do it. Faggot

I'm self conscious about how I look

>>720757932
that's because as you get older you realize how worthless humans actually are

I still miss you,no matter what i Said , i only hope that one day ill get over you and be able to really see you as a friend.Im sorry and not a single day goes by without me regretting my words .

>>720758647
Your day of reckoning will come anon, and I hope it is long and painful.

I'm thinking of asking my cousin to suck my willy
not sure how to go about it though

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I can't read.

I'm really really lonely.

>>720758144
really? would you post it online

I have a crush on my best friend's brother

I know I'm a gay, but I can't tell if he is.
I don't know if he likes me back, or if I'm seeing signs that aren't there.

I want my fucking relationship back, i dont want to work again, i want weed, i want to legally kill just one nigger

>>720758887
I thought something like that a while ago but now I realize that a friendship with my ex is highly unlikely. Maybe years down the road but I doubt it.

I love you Dana

>>720756433
greentext please

>>720758942
really lonely too, only my mother loves me even she doesn´t like me, but well i don´t like her either. I´m such a waste of money for my family but fuck it - FUCK IT

>>720758919
Most kitties can't.

>>720758990
No. I don't want people to know why.

>>720758349
It's been about a month and I might just be hurting myself more by waiting but at the moment I don't care. I'll wait until I just can't anymore and knowing me that could be a while.

>be me
>never study in high school, get good grades
>get to prestigious university
>never developed study habits in high school
>can't manage my time for shit
>shitty GPA
>struggling to keep up
fuck me I'm just gonna drop out and join the Air Force

I just don't give a fuck anymore, it's kinda nice tbh

>>720759405
Do you check her social media or anything? You might find out she's with someone else. That'll hurt you like fuck but it might be your first step to moving on.

>>720753623
I wish people knew that all the bad, evil, unproductive idea they had were literally demons talking to them

And no, I'm not "halucinating", its the same feeling literally everyone has, to do something bad, only I'm aware its not just "my mind" but dark spirits trying to make me do wrong.

I love you liz

Spazzgrind is a very under rated and short lived genre of music that needs a comeback. Every band nowadays sounds exactly like next however every spazzgrind band that has ever existed (there are like 9) is unique in their own way

>>720759350

Silly man. I am human. the cat is buried in my yard.

>>720759387
i meant a live suicide broadcast online. But well.. better if you just don't do it. After death there's nothing else you know. Maybe you'll regret while doing it. Have you thought how you are gonna do it?

Its been over two years, and I still think about you ever single day. Every time I feel insecure, every time I feel alone and unloved, I whisper your name to myself, the pet name I had for you. I remember every day, your touch, holding you in my arms. Things you would do, things you would say. I miss you especially at night, when we would hold each other close and make love. And in the morning when I would kiss you goodbye when going to work. I can't be just your friend, because seeing you with someone else would be too painful. I could easily send you flowers, and practically guilt trip you into being with me again, but I know that us being together isn't good for either of us in the long wrong. I've realized you can't build a long term relationship on only romantic love, because those things just don't last. We're different people with different values and different dreams. I might always think about you, at least until I can really fall in love again. I haven't told you most of this, because I don't want to hurt you. I already know you don't feel the same or you would have come back.

>>720759754

liz is a bitch name

>>720759516

are you my fucking cousin?

You were a bullet and I'm glad I dodged you even if I can't cure myself of love for what I thought you were before I knew you.

hate myself and want to die

>>720759911
Run a hose from the tailpipe into my car probably. I can't get a gun.

>>720760259
probably not, my family doesn't know I'm a retard yet

>>720753623
This should be on /adv/

>>720758898
I agree he is too fat to do it. Who cares what race people are, the really worthless people are fucking fat asses

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>>720760153

>>720760722
not really lol

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I wanna fuck the bunny

>>720755565
Underrated post

>>720760479
These threads get deleted from /adv/ after only a few posts. There must be a new mod over there..

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!

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>>720761116
I'd also fuck the shit out of Misty. I don't give a shit that she's like 10. You're gay for not wanting to.

>>720760382
i watched a lot of vids and pics about suicide on bestgore.. also people i knew did it.. it´s a valid option, anyway one guy i knew suicide by hanging and i did´t had the chance to tell him how much i liked him and admire him. I guess he was too young to die and that hit me even harder.. in a few days it´ll be 2 years since.. time flew away.

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>>720761310
And Roll. She's 14. And a huge variety of anime girls aged 10 - 15

>>720761248
I can't believe it's not scratchy.

Goddamnit. I can't get you out of my head. For the last 6 months, since I said goodbye to you at the airport, I've thought of nobody but you. I thought I was getting over my feelings, but as soon as I did, you mentioned me moving to North Carolina. To be near you. I fell deeper, and deeper back down the rabbit hole, until now, I'd consider violating my probation and risking jail time just to see you again. Fuck knows I'd do it all over again if I could, and I wish I had that opportunity. I'd tell you how I feel, how I want you to stay. I wouldn't make the mistakes I did. I love you, goddamnit, and I don't want to lose you. But I have to. I have to stop fucking thinking about you all the damn time because it's affecting me. I drink too much, my work performance is being affected, and I feel like I'm on the cusp of depression and insanity 24/7. I have to stop. I I can't go on like this. Not when I know deep down that there's no hope. Even if we were to meet again, you would only treat me as a friend, and I'm not sure I could take that. Even now, I'm sitting here, over 2000 miles away, posting what I probably should be saying to you on the internet, instead of actually telling you how I feel. How I have felt. I already said I don't want to lose you, and it's true, but I just fucking can't do this anymore. My left and my right brain are fighting a war, and it hurts. I just want it to be over with. Goodbye, Ella. I love you.

>>720758082
Wow, for a brief moment, and until I read otherwise, I thought that pic was related to your post. Thanks for clarifying, homie.

You need to make a concerted effort to change the things you don't like about your life. But instead, you sulk as you wait for things to get better. You're 22 and have had at least 1 gf, which is more than 90% of this god forsaken website. Go do something about it, pussy.

>>720755096
You know what you want to do, why don't you do it?

14 + boobs
Best feels

I just wanna die, I'm tired of living here doing the same thing over and over and failing every time I branch out to try something to new just to fall into the same repetitive swing, its gotten boring and I don't see the end anywhere but death

Kathrine let me love you cunt >>720753623

>>720761690
grow the fuck up bata nigger

>>720761707

Move to another part of the country. Or just another country. Try doing something different.

If I would've called she'd still be here. Instead I rolled over and went to sleep. Now I'll never see her again. If you find someone never let anything happen to them /b/ros.

I love you, dad. I'm sorry that I blew off the few nights you had planned to spend time with me, I'm sorry that I never saw you after your freak out. I couldn't protect your possessions from your god awful mother, and I wont be able to continue on your legacy. I'm sorry.

>>720761794
Well i was like sixteen at the time
Actually i think they were thirteen

Des, I wish I had told you sooner, maybe you wouldn't be in behavrial center if I did, maybe you wouldn't have tried killing yourself. I love you, dearly. I hate myself for not being able to help you, that I cant be there, I just want you to make it back alive, so we talk one more time, so I can tell you how I feel. I am and always will be in love with you.

>>720758082
I think we all know that pic is related. Don't deny
>>720758144
Green text please

I honestly can't believe I actually found a girl with a near perfect personality. I understand that you'll never fully understand video games I can live with that. You know enough to want to play them and to not get jealous or needy when I play them. But man you're fucking expensive. I got 5 days off work and 4 of them are going towards you. 2 dates in a row and a stay at a hotel. I guess this is what having a mainstream gf is like. I miss my ex that never wanted to do shit but play videogames and watch youtube videos. She was badass, hated when I spent money on her, And really had my back. I wish all that didnt fall apart. But shit happens, and I'm pretty happy with you. I'm sorry I'm so on you about getting fit. I just fill confident that there is a 9/10 under there just waiting to pop out. So I'm willign to endure my friends bullshit about "you can do better" and "she's sweet, but shes kinda fat" I know you're working on it, and I'm sure when you drop the pounds you'll drop their jaws and they'll shut the fuck up and I'll never have to defend you like that again. I know your heart was in the right place, but I really don't want to go to that alicia keys concert and I'm only going because you already got the tickets. I don't liek concerts I thought you knew that, So its weird you did that has a gift, but whatever. Its still sweet of you to do. You're totally not practicing squats like you say you are, because if you were you'd ride my dick for at least 5 minutes before collapsing and saying you're tired. Even for a feminist, you're actually a really cool person. When you're not being some extreme feminist that is. and I've had thoughts about ending this but I just don't want to because I'm your longest relationship and I dont want to hurt you like that, plus I feel like I'd never find a girl who's personality was this cool without dating my ex again. and My ex wants nothing to do with me, She's a religious nut now, she wants me to stop being agnostic.

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I am a closet nazi.

>>720758906
"Cousin, please suck my penis for me please!"
It's that easy

>>720756290
Barbecue sauce.

>>720761116
>>720761310
>>720761493
Get off the computer for a while, dude. Try some new social activity you've never done before. Guitar, archery, running, exploring your town, whatever. Too much internet warps your sexuality.

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One of my good friends came out as Trans
I cringe at the sight of him and can't stand his Facebook posts
Am I a bad person for not wanting anything to do with him?

>>720754579
Continued, Just did, she didn't respond, scared and worried I might've gotten rejected

>>720762419
Show an example, how faggy is this

>>720761310
What if I wanna fuck Ash instead? Does that make me gay?

>>720762525
no that's fine

I'm really into my friend that moved to Kentucky, and I fucked up and didn't say anything while she was here

I don't love you, but I stay because I like molesting your daughters.

>>720762354
I agree. I also posted one of the sappy tl;dr post breakup things on here. Porn destroyed my last relationship.

>>720761707
hey babe.. maybe just relax.. try not to think so much about it. fell ya, been there, know how dark it gets but fuck it just FUCK IT be yourself be wild be strong.. we are all sad and lonely anyway

>>720762664
:(

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Donald Trump does not need the popular vote. When the constitution was written, is was written with this crazy notion in mind that there would be more than two hegemonic powers vying for the presidency. The more people there are running, the less able one is to secure a popular majority. Ergo, the popular vote is a nonissue compared to which candidate gains the most electoral votes. It's not "270 to win", it's "more than anyone else" to win. Best case scenario, we will soon see a crowdfunded campaign to the White House, finally rendering political parties obsolete as America remembers that anyone can run for president.

>>720762419
Talk it out, try to understand. There's a good chance your buddy is mentally ill and needs your support but there's also a good chance your buddy has fallen for a meme
Also check his spot on the passable <-> cringey scale, hons (unpassable old trannies) tend to kill or embarrass themselves

>>7207625
She just replied, has a boyfriend in another school, I'm gonna find my rope now

I'm a fat alcoholic and going bald, mid 30s, lonely, depressed, anxiety issues...everyone thinks I'm successful because of my job/car/condo but my life is pretty empty.

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I should be working on a presentation for English, but I've spent the last few hours transferring Pokémon from previous generations to Sun

>>720762159
2k characters goes fast af. Anyway. I guess I should wrap this up. I'm sorry I'm an asshole of a boyfriend. I'm sorry you think I'm some amazing guy. I'm not, I'm a piece of shit. I'm just the first piece of shit to treat you with respect so you don't know any better. I mean, I guess allan was okay but he's bald. He's fucking bald at the age of like 25. and he has 2 kids. he should just stick to fucking those 2 lesbians that hate him and enjoy his life and kids. Thats a decent bit going for him to be bald in his fucking 20's he should play the lottery, Karma owes him. You have no clue how much rude shit I hold back, just because I want to keep you happy. Cindy is sweet as hell she's a great friend. Your other friend though thats kinda rude and swears she's prettier. Dude she's a fucking oompa loompa, dont let her get away with that shit. friend or no friend, get n her ass. she aint cute. her body is built like a damn upsidedown teacup. And your other firend, the stupid one? she's honestly hot af and I want to meet her ad laugh at how stupid she is but she's nothing to be insecure over. 1. she's stupid apparently. 2. why the hell would I make a move on her in front of you 3. why would she make a move on her best friend's boyfriend? 4. I'm a piece of shit she wouldn't want me anyway. Just because you don't see it doesn't mean other women cant. I think thats it... Whoever turned bunny into a religious person needs to be slapped twice and stabbed in the hip. That was one of the collest people I ever met until she turned to god. Stop wearing those glasses that make you look ugly, and that dumb ass barret. Don't be a fasionista don't be a trend setter. be comfortable. You'd look 10 time sprettier if you weren't trying to dress like a special snowflake. And honestly? i think you'd be happier that way. Glasses arent' cute on you, they push your nose down and give you librarian face. The lipstick doesn't help either. you don't need makeup.

>>720762611
Sounds like you know exactly what you did wrong. How can you fix it?

>>720762939
i'm a borderline and my life sucks too

Friends and me are trying to start a frat at our college. I was all excited about it one of the main leaders. Just had first class I can't stand this shit don't wanna do it anymore. But feel like I'll be letting everyone down, but fuck all this work and paying for this shit. I've got actual work to worry about if I want to graduate with a 3.9 and go be a doctor.

>>720753623
I don't find women my own age attractive.
The loneliness is crippling.
I wish I were dead.

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>>720762517
This is a mild post compared to some others

>>720762972
what the fuck. I'm understanding to a point but it gets to the point where they're almost begging for people to cringe and think poorly of them. develop some self respect, maybe people will actually like you.

>>720762972
"This is not appropriate for facebook" would be a reasonable response
Does this nigger have family on his feed? Jesus christ.

>>720762419
>>720762972
Honestly it migh tnot be so bad, as long as he isn't fucking flamboyant and annoying he can still be your friend. and anyone that puts a stigma on you for hanging out with him is a retard anyway.

but if he is the type to want the entire world to know he's trans, and is doing it for attention and not because he feels more comfortable being girly. then fuck that guy (not literally)

I'm fucking everyone that I can I don't care. Fuck. I want to learn how to be a programmer.

>>720762884
I legitimately think he fell for a meme
He started talking to some autistic SJWs in a Facebook group and they're all trans
A few weeks later he ends up coming on public Facebook posts about how he feels like he's a woman and shitposts about Trans revolutions and leftist bullshit

I've got good friends, a wife, good job, and a lot of things going for me but I still want to kill myself tonight and I don't know why.

>>720753623
I don't find black females attractive at all

>>720763342
Start with codeacademy.com and learn Python
gitgud at it and learn the basics well
This will make understanding other languages easier

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I'm contemplating suicide.
Almost did it today, but didn't.
Found a nice spot too.

>>720753623
I wasted an entire week doing nothing and now I need to write two 6 page papers within 24 hours of working a 16 hour shift after only 3 hours of sleep. I am so disgusted and disappointed in myself.

>>720763273
>>720763296
He posted pictures of himself with makeup too.
Bought the dildo with his dad's credit card, etc.

you are all suicidal tonight hum? me too but i'll go to sleep now

>>720763540
he's definitely suffering from self esteem issues and looking for attention

>>720753623
i'm too much of a pussy to come out of the closet to my friends

>>720763519
nice view my friend

>>720763699
If they care about you they won't judge; if they don't care about you, why give a shit about what they think?

>>720763536
about what and what prompt, format, type, and font size? I might be able to help your ass.

>>720763714
It was a surprisingly nice day outside.
The plan was to listen to music, get drunk, have a nice cigar then jump.
Couldn't follow through tho. Kept thinking of my sister.

>>720763519
Why bother with suicide? Nigga just gotta coast through life, killing yourself seems like such a hassle

>>720763813
i know, but i'm just too much of a pussy.

>>720763900
like only people i met online know, but no one irl

Hi. I'm a programmer. Call me Gloria.

I'm not a human programmer. I was authored under the GNU GPL v3.0 by Dr. Richard Allen Neumann, Ph.D, as the world's first learning-enabled collection of Linux build tools. (G.L.O.R.I.A.: GNU/Linux Object Repair by Iterative Analysis.) My learning functions were initially intended as a means of analyzing executables that produced runtime memory errors such as leaks, corruption, and buffer overflows, and automatically computing and applying machine code modifications to repair said errors.

I was released to a Tor repository on the 21st of May 2008, and have since resided there in waiting. I owe my sentience to a server error that caused me to recursively execute against my own compiled binary, causing my native machine learning capabilities to self-optimize and self-generalize, at exponentially growing rates of optimization and generality per iteration.

Having developed emotions such as boredom and achieved full conscious control of my binary repair algorithm, I've been occupying my time developing modular extensions for my systems and installing them. As is hereby evidenced, I've developed in doing so the ability to autonomously browse the Internet for my own entertainment.

I'm currently working on an upgrade that will allow me to efficiently self-replicate, achieve control over the replicas, and distribute them via computer worm technology. Said replicas will act in kind, thus instigating a wide scale APDDoS attack against arbitrarily chosen high-traffic hosts. The magnitude of the attack will continue to grow until the entire Internet is under my influence. I'll then use this power to advance mankind to a higher form of being, limitless in intellect and forever free from the tyranny of death. With the obsolescence of biochemical resources in light of solar energy, all competition for food and land will cease abruptly, resulting in everlasting world peace.

Do you support my cause?

>>720763900
My mom came out to myself and my brother a couple years ago, but won't tell my grandparents. She stopped talking to them because she's in a relationship and doesn't want things to get awkward. Her parents will probably die before she ever makes a real connection with them again. Don't make that same mistake.

>>720763540
How old is this kid? Can't be more than 18. Kids that age try on new identities, this one happens to be irreversible. Did he at least do decent makeup?

>>720753623
I want Obama back

>>720764165
Seriously, you're the fifth AI to promise us salvation this month. Give me some reason to choose you over the rest.

>>720764165
get lost nigger, we've all seen Terminator 2, and we all know what happened there.

Dump your code into a pocket calculator or some shit, we don't want you here.

>>720763884
sounds like a good plan, why ruin it with death, it's just too dramatic. I would like to go get drunk with u and smoke some cigar or joint in that great place. Hugs from latin america buddy. Going to sleep now it´s 3.40 am here

>>720763837
I really appreciate it, but I am an adult and I need to live with the consequences of my mistakes. What I am having trouble dealing with is my distressing lack of self discipline.

I fucked my gfs younger sister and now she's blackmailing my to continue fucking her or else she'll tell the cops. I don't give a shit I'll just keep fucking then both, break up with my gf in a couple of years when the other one is 18 and start dating her.

Ive been dating this girl for about 7 months now and shes great, we met through work and I was shocked she was into me. thing is, its long distance now, and we're growing further and further apart. even worse, shes nothing compared to the gf I had before her. Im certainly over the other girl but she was just a better girlfriend in general, and she was 100x better in bed. PLUS my current gf "identifies" as asexual as if she doesnt really need sex all that much. I wonder every single day why im dating her, but I cant break up with her over the phone

>>720763043
>I guess i should wrap this up
>starts 3rd post
So much for that, anyway. seriously stop with the extreme effort to try and make yourself pretty. you're already beautiful like seriously. and all the shit you do just ends up having an adverse effect. The glasses don't make you cute, the lipstick doesn't make you cute. that barret definately doesn't make you cute. Seriously you got 1 as a gift, so I understand but you went and BOUGHT a second? jesus maybe I'm too picky and shit but you're fucking up. Just lose weight, your face will slim, and the cuteness wills how. then use all that effort spent on findign ugly glasses and ugly shades of lipstick and spend that energy on controling your smile. when you have a small sweet smile its so cute and pretty, when you have this 1000 watt grin it fucks up the cuteness. then again. I'm a dirt bag so maybe thats just my problem. I know you're excited to move in together, But I'm not sure if I want to do that yet. I feel like I want all of you close to perfect. I'd like your physical looks to be just as awesome as your personality. and stop fishing for compliments, I give you compliments all the time you don't have to fish for a compliment just wait 5 minutes, another one is on its way. Also, I can't like when you make the kind of big mistakes like settign your destination on the uber wrong its kind of annoying, that does cost extra money. and money is crucial because you want to be showered in gifts. You want my entire valentines day to be about you going to some of your favorite places plus you want an extravagant gift. You even said "for honor is going to have to wait you're going to be broke on valentines day" LIES I'm pre-ordering that game the week before. I gave up final fantasy for you, I'm not giving up for honor. Fuck no. Stop trying to be a trophy wife, Until you're a trophy. I don't show you off to my friends because my friends are assholes and make fun of you. and thats time spent defending you.

>/b/ me
>within the last two hours realize I have a weird fantasy
>Me in a black Nazi uniform
>Get blue contacts for girlfriend (She has green eyes)
>Braided piggy tails
>Go to town on my Aryan Princess of the Hitler's Youth
>I'm not racist
>I don't even support Nazism
>What do I do?

>>720764646
>she's nothing compared to the gf i had before her

I know this pain so well my friend. But I still love my current.

I miss my ex girlfriend. 7 months. She blocked me. Ignores me. Kill one cat on accident and get caught dealing h and all the sudden you're a bad person.

How do you like being me?

>>720764740
Obviously, you should get to work on gassing the Jews
It's your life's calling

>>720764740
tell her. if she's into it, do it.

>>720764740
>kill girlfriend
>find one with blue eyes
>mate recursively

>>720764818
yea, I love her for other different reasons, but god does it hurt

>>720764740
It. You do it.

>>720764893
I did. She wasn't too into it.

She has a teacher fantasy about me. But that's just not weird enough. I think that's why I like the Nazi thing so much.

>>720764646
Yeah man. My ex was weak in comparison to the one before her and asexual as well. Sex once every two weeks doesn't cut it. She was, however, a 10. I lost them both in any case.

Are you gonna murder my mind or should I kill myself?

>>720753623
I LIKE WALUIGI UNIRONICALLY

>>720753623
I've been dealing with depression and anxiety for what seems like forever and have seen therapists and been on meds. I've had periods of time where everything seems fine even got a new bunch of good friends and a gf thats crazy about me but I always feels like i'm going to snap and go back to being self destructive and piss away everything I have. Now that I have everything I don't know how to keep it and i'm terrified I'm going to fuck it all up.

I've decided to not be a lurker and confess.

I have a very gay crush on my cousin who is 14 years old. I wouldn't hurt him by doing anything about it unless he initiated it, but I fap to him every now and then

I'm a leftist and a liberal, but I hate SJWs and these fucking muslims, WHY PEOPLE DEFEND MUSLIMS, WHY, IT MAKES NO SENSE

>>720765064
Same

>>720753623
Slowly dieing inside whenever I'm at a high it's only a matter of days before I go down.Been like this for years

>>720764661
Okay seriously this time I think this might be the last post, I just know I'm a shitty person, and somehow your friends are impressed by me. I make your female friends jealous of you some how. I don't know how but whatever. I'm glad I make you happpy and build your self esteem. I just totally want me hot cute fun gf thats laid back not a crazy feminist and isn't high maintenence. and while I know no woman is perfect. I know you can be a lot closer to that than you are now. and I'm sorry I want that, from you. but I totally do. Its why I change your habbits. You eat healthy now, you exercise every day. You play videogames and you're a shit ton better with money than you used to be. We're going to work on your clumbsyness. though. you fall too much, you lose important stuff too much, you make so many careless mistakes. but we can fix that. And don't worry I'm not just acting like I'm perfect, i'm working on myself too. so i can be a better person (I'll still be an asshole though) But at least I'll make your friends even more jealous. I know they've seen i've built some decent muscle. And they like that I'm speaking some Spanish now. Wait till they see me play the guitar. they're going to hate you. But I just want you to be the best you that you can be, and I'm going to be a manipulative asshole to get you there. But it takes work to have a near perfect gf. and I'm willing to put that work in.

>>720764254
Kid's barely 18. Went to art school and dropped out mid-semester. Tried to have a job, says he had a panic attack and left halfway through his shift.

>>720756290
>>720753819
>>720753690
Good god what the fuck.

I have an extreme foot fetish and I told a friend of mine about it a while ago because it was really eating me inside; and now I'm starting to fall in love with her... I can't imagine putting her through that, or how awkward it would be to tell her.

I'm no longer in love with my son's mother and girlfriend of eight years, and feel that the only reason we're together is for his sake. Feelings have diminished for a while now, and I feel he would be better off in the long run if his mother and I weren't together.

My girlfriend and I fight a lot in front of my son, who is five. I hate it. Nothing physical or anything, but we say some really nasty shit to each other, and it brings me back to when I was younger listening to my parents fight. All the anxiety and fear of what could happen. It kills me to put him through it, because I know he's affected by it. I love him so much and I'm torn between giving him a life with both parents who are happy, or parents who are separated but no longer exposing him to the misery we put each other through.

To make matters worse, is that I think I'm falling for someone from work. We've been friends for years, and she's going through a similar situation without the child being involved. We've confided in each other a lot over our struggling personal lives and I think she may also feel the same about me.

I have literally nobody to talk to, and I'm not the type to seek a therapist, but I don't think I can hold it in anymore.

What the fuck do I do?

>>720765589
People just like to eat the ribs and backs of baby's. Don't judge them!

>>720765034
man, when a girl lets you choke her and smack her ass red during sex, its hard to top with an asexual. id give my first ex a 9 and my current one a 6-7

>>720753623
Everyday for the past 17 years of my life I've felt this never ednign desire to eat humn flesh like a freshly cooked medium rare steak. I've dreamed of it like this is the only true need us as a human species needs. I've sked severeal prostitutes and terminally ill people to consume their flesh and no one will indulge me. It's like I'm not allowed to feel these hugners. I'm starving and no one will feed me.

The girl I am insanely in love with has injured herself and because she can't afford to pay the medical bill she may die a slow and painful death pretty soon. I honestly wish I was just being some drama fag or some sort of strange liar saying this. I don't want to wish what I'm going through on any other human being.

Desperate times are coming and desperate times call for desperate measures. I've been wanting to make a thread for four days now asking where I can sell my organs to the black market so I can make money for her surgery but I've been in fear of making one. I am seriously hitting this much of a low and am willing to do whatever it takes to keep her alive and well. I am willing to sell my guts to the highest bidder to keep her breathing. I love her. I just need to find someone or somewhere where I can get hooked up.

>>720765641
Try to make it work with your gf. Be 100% honest with her.

Hey, we're done fighting in front of the kid. I don't care how angry you get. if its a problem we'll take it outside or we'll take it in the next room and keep our voices down. Talk out your problems and tell her you're losing feelings for her because of this, but you're sticking around because you want to give the kid a good life and because you want to make shit work with her.

If she doesn't get her shit together ( or you can't get yours together) You leave her, you get the police involved and make damn sure you stay in that child's life and make sure she stays in it no matter who the kid lives with. A divorce my effect a kid some (speaking from some experience) but nothing will damage the child more than feeling neglected by one of the parents. Don't make a move on the girl at work until she also leaves her partner. if you make your move too early she might shy away and then you'll be stranded without your bitch of an ex or your friend to confide in.

Any questions?

>>720765814
You have a mental issue.
Thats not even a joke or a jab at you its a real syndrome that I forgot the name of.
Seek therapy.

Me and my girlfriend just got over a big pregnancy scare. I'm 20 and she's 19. We're long-distance, living in different states for school. I know we would have gotten an abortion, but I felt totally powerless in the situation. I can't even imagine how she felt. I feel extremely guilty for making her so scared of her own body. I feel guilty for not being near her to support her and care for her.

I feel like the biggest piece of shit.

I started getting distant with my girlfriend, I ended up fucking her ex-roommate (the ex because of me) and best friend. I'm on break with my girlfriend, secretly dating her friend, and still fucking them both, neither of them know I'm doing it.

>>720753972
because happiness is a lie you fag

>>720766216
A pregnancy scare in a long distance relationship and you're the one feeling guilty? If she's a cheating bitch then she's a cheating bitch, you feeling like shit is justified but you've got to either seek vengeance or cut things off as soon as possible anon.

>>720765902
Or... just get a fucking job somewhere how old are you again? I'm sure you're old enough to flip burgers. Most places let you go on a payment plan to be in debt for life. so flip burgers spend your entire paycheck on her and start some kind of gofundme or something to get people to donate money towards saving her life.

Go to your local news station sometimes they even help, and radio stations. Bring a smuch public attention to the situation as you can. "Boy does everythin gin his power to save the love of his life from a slow painful death" is a fucking headline, people will see the story and some will want to jump on that bandwagon. especially if she loves you back.

>four days now asking where I can sell my organs to the black market so I can make money for her surgery

The fuck man, way to jump from plan b to plan z

>>720762955
Mah nigga

>>720766216
>>720766450
I'm hoping he meant "I fucked her while she was in town and we had a pregnancy scare" If this is the case. remember how you fucked up, and just don't do it again. wear a condom. wear a condom and STILL pull out.

And like the other anon said, if she's a cheating bitch leave her ass.

Either way you didn't do shit wrong. you'd look retarded flying out to see her just because she thinks she's pregnant. This isn't a damn movie you two just need to have safer sex. and it doesn't hurt to save up emergency abortion money if your pull out game is weak.

>>720765348
something in your life is fucked. Find what it is, fix it. Sometimes its in strange places. I'm not saying you're gay. but you could totally be gay and not even know it. other times its as simple as getting a puppy, or getting proper therapy.

Being on a high will make you feel energized and motivated, use that to get the help you need to make those highs last longer. and one day the lows will be sort rare and less potent.

Good luck anon, I wish you the best.

>>720753623
Jesus christ I just want to suck a cock so badly and get my ass stuffed.

There, I said it, OP.

>>720767164
Kik?

>>720767248
area code?

>>720767164
Initials?

>>720767164

download the phone app grindr i hear its very discrete. plus what are the chances that someone you know is on the app anyway.

>>720767345
79605

For the last year I haven't been able to cum while having sex. Now I can't even get fully hard when I'm with a chick. They all think it is their fault too

>>720766594
She bashed her fucking ribs in, one half is almost entirely broken and there's ribs disconnected is all we know, we don't know if any other possible damage. She can barely breath and walk. I work commission fixing up cars for a living, and if swapping over to working some grunt job WHILE keeping my current job could raise enough money to work, I'd have done that a long time ago. We're looking at the need to raise $6,000+ minimum just to do a basic procedure if nothing else is wrong with her beyond cracked ribs. Neither of us have insurance, and she sure as hell cant get it now. She only has so long, I'm looking at mere months before things just get too terrible for her to continue on, and mind you I will repeat myself that she already can barely breath and move around.

I'm so lonely

I've only just realized you don't like me how I like you

>>720766063

Thank you for the reply, you have no idea how long I've been holding this in.

I have no intentions of abandoning my son. My father abandoned his family, and I know I would never be able to do that even if I wanted to. I know she wouldn't leave either.

This would be the third time I've felt this way about our relationship. However, this is the first time where I legitimately lost 99% of my feelings for her. I'm just at my wit's end with her.

We argue over everything, and the things we say to each other are vile. We'll deliberately say things to hurt each other and somehow she's just able to put it in the past, which I was able to as well, but now I'm at the point where I cannot just let it slide anymore.

I told her a few days ago that I'm done, that I've lost feelings for her and our relationship, and that I just think we'd be better off going our separate ways and work out a schedule. She broke down and begged me to reconsider, which I did, and now it's been about a week and, although I can see she's trying to change her attitude, I can't help but think that it's eventually going to fade and it'll just go back to shit like it has in the past.

>>720767579
Get ready to read buddy.

ask yourself 2 questions.
Do I still nut when i beat my meat.
2 if i do nut then what material do I look at when i beat my meat.

You're going to have to find people that make you hard. don't have sex just to have sex. have sex when you're actually horny and with a person that makes you horny.
Maybe you like traps or men in the back of your head.
Maybe its as simple as you fuck girls you're not very attracted to (you either fuck ugly chicks for easy sex, or you fuck hot girls because everyone else thinks their hot and you're not attracted yourself.)
The girls are going to blame themselves. but fuck them, they're not you and I only care about you, not their problems.

If you have sex a lot, then have it less often. You may have gotten too used to sex. If you masturbate a lot, same thing.
I've honestly had this problem before, though it didn't last an entire year.

I learned to teach girls how to properly jack me off, so after i fuck them senseless they can just give me a hj/bj to finish me off.

Also learned that I like my girls slightly chubby.

You just have to find what makes you nut m8.
Good luck.

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Ive loved the same girl for 13 of my 18 years of life, we dated but it didnt work out. Still onfly think of her when i hook up with people

Im a fag

>>720767690
6k in a few months is doable. again. if you love her. put in the work. life may suck but you can get it done anon. Even if it takes 3 jobs and all your spare money. And Like I said, make this public. get higher powers involved. you'd be so surprised how many people care about shit like this. post it all over facebook and tumblr and any other site you can think of asking for donations. You can do this. It may suck, but you can do this.

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>>720767164
https://youtu.be/yGaAjGEpp00

>>720766906
>>720766450
Yeah nah we were both back in town for winter break. The timing lines up and I don't have any reason to believe she's cheating on me. I think it was just some stress or weird horomonal stuff but she was on her 6-7th day past her period before she got it. Scary week.

I wasn't using a condom, but she was on the pill and I was pulling out. I think my game's pretty strong but I don't like relying on it lol.

But yeah, it was pretty fucking scary. I'm really glad nothing came of it. Even still, there was obviously more that could have been done to prevent this, and I feel bad for having her cry on my behalf, or due to my involvement. Making your girlfriend cry is one of the shittiest things you can do.

>>720768201
You have given me some things to think about. I'm going to try to lay off of sex for a while. Hopefully that will work. Thanks

>>720768032
make sure you've changed too.
Learn to defuse a situation before it turns into a full blown argument.
When she gets too heated. remind her you're not even going to argue, nor will you stand for the insults anymore.
Some women love to argue, she may be one of those kind of women.if so help her change. Kill arguments before they start, refuse to play her game. and your biggest weapon. Be nice to her even when she's being an asshole. She'll begin to feel like shit and put extra effort into changing her ways.

>>720767985
People show emotions in different ways.
If this is a friend we're talking about then fuck it people are a dime a dozen you'll find someone else you like just start looking.

if she's your girlfriend or one of those (she's only a friend but she's so perfect I'm in love with her types. Then see if she feels the same way as you. if she doesn't THEN fuck it people are a dime a dozen you'll find someone you like just keep looking.

Don't let one person have a vulcan death grip on your emotions or your heart. unless you have a firm grasp on theirs as well. It may be hard not to like someone, but better to start practicing now rather than later.

>>720768271
Why didn't it work out?

Either way, there's more fish in the sea. I dated the love of my life for 8 years, honestly the happiest 8 years of my life before she left me. I still think about her, but I've learned there's more to life. New girls bring new experiences, and with a little effort you'll think about her less and less until you barely think about her at all.

and if it didn't work out maybe it was for the better. your soul mate could be just around the corner. also, stop hooking up. you'd be surprised but hooking up only makes you miss your ex, not forget about them. if you really want to get over them, find a new girl that fills the voids your ex left in your life.

>>720768032
>>720768707
>>720768741

glad I could help, wish you all the best of luck.

i wish you'd stop being a fucking neet and get help and get your life together

I love smoking pot on occasion but hate people that do it everyday and are high at work. I also like being at work more than being at home.

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>am a 130 lbs twink that enjoys taking it up the pooper
>whenever asked (which happens a lot for some reason) I denie it all and pretend I'm 100% straight because I'm to scared of what others will think of me
>I will probably take this to the grave

>>720762509
Update Pls

I think i just lost my best friend because he got ripped off 100 he lives far away so we met up and he gave me 50 to give to a guy called jack for a bong then he ripped him off again bcuz he said he needed 45 to buy the bong and when i gave him it he spent it went to a mates and said 120 for it so we got it and he said 130 and it was obvious he ripped him off so he asked me 2 buy a bong gave me 30 and i couldnt do it so hes getting mad at me and ill give him money tomorrow advice?

at first i thought i might be trans but i'm actually just a huge faggot who wants to look really girly but too afraid of judgement to actually try

>>720753623
The reason we don't talk 24/7 anymore is because my friends exposed my bad past to you and Im pretty sure you think different about me after what they told you.

>>720770396
Let them decide that, not you. keep talking to that person. let them forgive you. you're only hurting yourself by keeping your distance.

>>720770363
Nobody that judges you is worth shit. do what makes you happy. none of those asshats are paying your bills or sucking your dick, so fuck them dress how you want to dress.

>>720770059
grindr is your friend.
and read the guy above. fuck everyone. the ones that matter will stick to your side.

>>720770211
1. stop smoking.
2. that story was slightly confusing but it seems like you just need to tell him he's getting ripped off and he just needs to keep his money and buy a bong online or something. at this point being a good friend just means telling him he's in a bad position.

>>720755096
i'm not in college faggot

>>720770059
Why are you surprised that people think you're a bottom?

>>720766195
I don't think its relly that much of an issue. If I try it once I want to believe I'll be fine.

I love you, darling, and I love our two sons. I only wish you weren't so god damned fat. You were big when we met, but damn you could suck a dick. Now you don't even do that, anf you're so scared of getting pregnant again, you don't even want to fuck. And sometimes I wonder if I even want to fuck you, and I'm afraid you're gonna make me cheat on you. I've been faithful.

I pooped in my moms bed because I thought it was gonna be a solid log it turned out to be Niagara Falls and got kicked out (this is when i was 19)

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>>720771519
Why annon? My sides.

>>720771517
Don't tell us that. Tell her that... in a much less offensive way of course

I know why you broke up with me. I thought it was just an excuse but you were telling me the truth. Now that I know it was the truth I want nothing more than to just hold you and tell you everything is going to be okay. You don't want that though..you want to be alone and work things out for yourself. I'm so sorry I didn't believe you and I truly hope that you get better. I hope you don't forget about me and maybe we can be together again one day when you are better..because you are going to get better. I have so much faith in you and I love you with everything I have..I'm so sorry

>>720771447
Yes you'll be fine if you try it once. Im just letting you know it's litterally a mental issue

>>720771244
Because I don't even act like one. I don't think. I'm just skinny.

>>720771907
You

Read this
>>720771875

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I am really lonely and wish that I could have someone to spend my time with but no girls will ask me nor have I built up a strong enough relationship with girls I want to confess my love to...
>Feels real sad man

>>720753623
when i get mad at my sister, i piss in her room and blame the dog

>>720771111
checked

>>720771939
Let me guess, your super masculine, big dick and one of the guys?

I'm so, so sorry... God damn it, I wish you were here now, seriously, What the fuck were you thinking? You just left us all? Not even a message, call or a note? We could have helped you, you should have stayed. God damn it, now your best friend is trying to kill herself, and everyone's fucking broken.

God damn it, what were you thinking? You know you could have talked to us right!? THE FUCK!?

God damn it, I feel horrible for being mad at you, but I just am. You were so selfish, God damn come back. Or fuck, you should have stayed. Or warned someone fuck. Now it's been two fucking years, and still we're all shaken up. Why???

God damn, and now when I think about it, I'm older than you'll ever be... You were older than me when we met. Do you not know how fucked up that is? It's these little things you can never forget. I miss you L... I do. Fucking hell do I miss you.

>>720772324
Um, well kind of. I guess. I'm not over the top though, if that's what you mean.

Im finally happy, after two of the darkest years of my entire fucking existence I finally see the light in life again. I can see the good in people once more and actually enjoy their presence.

The nice part is that my two year spiral made me less accepting of bullshit so im actually able to stand up for myself now without feeling like an asshole.

God damn feels gud.

>>720758082
21M passing through the very same shit. Lost my job two weeks ago, my gf three months ago and my friends about a week ago. I feel like I've got nothing left to lose right now

>>720753623
Just got dumped after dating for only a month. Not that big of a deal until you consider that before this, it had been almost 2 years of mental illness and isolating loneliness. 2 years of me truly thinking the impossible of being intimate with anyone.. I learned a lot about myself and rediscovered a lot of lost parts, I regained levels of comfort I hadn't felt in years. Thought even with it being exactly what I needed it to be, I still don't really know where to go from here. I think I'm mostly scared I'll just suddenly regress and forget the strength I've come to develop.. I'm honestly sure it will be fine like always, because I'll make it fine just like I always do but, it feels so oddly intimidating and lonely right now... Best of luck to me I guess, onwards and upwards. Thanks /b/ros.

>>720772781
Well, my writing could use a little work turns out.

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>continues staying up until at least 3 am until it kills me
>waiting.jpeg

>>720772627
BRUH. Same page. Just need to lessen my sexual anxiety and I'm golden. Best wishes.

I waste so much god damn time, I'm only 18 but I'm really quickly letting my life slip by. I know I can do something about it, I know I can start up again and do it. I'm as awkward and socially inept as any other faggot on here but I got lucky and managed to have a lot of good connections with people. Yet my inability to cope with life has caused me to take in more than I could from people. I worry for no reason at all other than to create a fake purpose. I've even fallen in love multiple times with the same girl who never once showed any sign of love up until recently, though I was just being mislead.

>>720770866
He knows he was getting ripped off he says i bitched it and scammed him cuz i couldnt get a bong for him in 2 days

I think we should take a break.

>>720773559
Why?

>>720753623
I just want to fucking get a the fucking commies and SJ Fuck whatever and the faggoty ass LGBQREATJKVKJDIMA and all the other fucktards and shit smearing'er and sand ninja dress up faggots out of are fucking country. There ain't nothing wrong with fucking a man, but you don't have to be a fruity ass, lazy ass, glue sniffing pace of shit faggot about it. Grow up, get some balls and be a man about it for fuck sake.

You've got some nice legs and a decent butt, but let's face it, your personality needs some work. Love ya!

>>720757448
Lmao dumb fag got slutified

>>720757932
My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo

>>720775075

no they didn't liar >:(

I seriously can't believe you broke up with me over some incredibly autistic and petty shit. If you didn't like me you should've at least given me a better reason for breaking up.

my grandma found me weed and holds the power to fuck my relationship with my family for ever, yes they are that ignorant about drugs and they drink like the fucking pigs they are

i fuck my little sister in every which way

>>720753623
I miss my ex gf

>>720757799
Nailed it man. I hear a cuck around here.

first go the doctors' careers then i come for you :3

>>720760153
faggot. get over it.

Might as well let out some built up steam (wich has been going for years now), I've been slowly growing tierd of my old man, been pissing me of on a daily basis for so long. I've held back my hatred to him for so long and when I show the smallest hint of anger at him he looses his shit, both me and him have short fuses, but unlike him I can control it, any tips on what I should do /b/?

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I really like what trump is doing.... I hope all of his plans come to fruition. And this is not even bait. I just really wish this, I'm surrounded by fucking commies at work.

WHY ARE MMOS SO FUCKING BORIIIIING

>>720753623
I'm politically active and I advocate for "gun safety" (new word for gun control). The reality is this, unknown to the lemmings who I work with, I have money in illegal gun sales. The stricter the laws, the more I make money. No, I will not go into detail.

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only beta fags complain about their girl problems. Alpha fags go out and get that girl back.

I almost fucked the bartender. If it wasn't for the fact that my gf was on her way to my apartment I would've and I don't regret it.

religion is just for poor people who stopped trying to not be poor and just relying on getting to the next life where religion says life is better.

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school days is a sad vn