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Sup /b/tards. My IQ is 163. For those of you unfamiliar with

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Sup /b/tards.

My IQ is 163. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.

I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.

While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week and Love Ire & Song.

All this and I'm an 18 year old still in high school.

Ask me anything.
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shut up nigger
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>>720740276
What are you so insecure about that's making you lie on the internet to feel better about yourself
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DO you like COCK
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>>720740276
You look like you're good at meat slobbin' tho.
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Stop these shitty meme.
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>>720740276
Pls marry me respond dont ignore me
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>>720740276
u r a fagot
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>>720740276
What's your favorite Frank Turner song? I listen to him frequently as well, and personally like England Keep My Bones
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Wow what a pleb. Part Ashkenazi Jew here, I've got an IQ of 170.
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>>720740276
> I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.
Made me kek.
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Don't believe those facebook IQ tests my brother got a 159 and he has downs.
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>>720740276
Where do i go to find out my IQ score?
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165 IQ? That's was my IQ in 7th grade.
But considering your 12 good job.
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ok faggot.
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>>720741009
You have his nudes?
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lol bitch,

ive got lvl 243 iq

and my main is lvl 500 iq on runescape

1v1 me
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>>720741114
> you're*

fucking dumb nigger kike, go back to English I
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>>720740276
Nope
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>>720741114
pls be b8
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>>720740788
I'm a girl
>>720740793
The Real Damage
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What level of personal preference, collective inclusion, and economic understanding provides you with a greater intuition of your outside world?
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>>720741315
English isn't my native language.
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>>720740276
Eliza?
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>>720740276
When's the last time you kissed someone of the opposite sex that want a family member, amirite?

Back to /r9k/ with your dopey ass.
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>>720740276
Can you summon level 5 fire magic? I can.
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>>720741422
Not to be rude or anything, but this is 4chan, and its /b/. With an IQ of 163 you should know the rules. Tits or gtfo.
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>>720741422
Post your tits bitch
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how come you look like a pussy art major
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>>720740276 IQ 163? ONLY?
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>>720741422
youre the real damage
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>>720740276
Synaesthesia and "absolute pitch" do not have a thing to do with understanding music. They are merely rare neuro phenomenon. Studying musical theory allows you to understand it on a "deeper level." I would know, seeing as how I am working on my doctoral degree in the field of saxophone performance.
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>>720740276
does IQ measure brain power or how much of a faggot you are
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>>720741516
Who's Eliza?
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>>720740276
Do you have a bf?
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Such bait.
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>>720741855
this pretty girl.
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>>720742052
Whats up with all those scars?
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>>720741821
Your argument is so stupid
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>>720742152
ask her.
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>>720740276
Why the fuck haven't you solved the world's problems yet
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>>720741422
Yeah, I'm a fan of I Am Disappeared, especially the acoustic version.
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>>720740276
I used to be like that. If you haven't done something big already, it's never gonna happen. You'll just be a genius stuck in a sea of morons. It's hell.
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>>720740276

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>720742152
fake scars bred
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>>720740276
Almost guaranteed nobody likes your arrogant ass and you have zero friends. Kill yourself
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>>720740276
love the new haircut Eliza<3
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>>720740276
Genius's do not do well in high school. They see the control system for what it is and Rebel, you clearly are not as intelligent as you want to believe you are.
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>>720742386
I'm not the anon you replied to but unless you study music theory how are you supposed to understand it ? If you think the argument is stupid please tell me the notes making up a C9 Chord or a Eminor7 with a flat 5th? Did you know that the world retard came from the Italian word Ritard which means slow or to slow. They use Ritard in sheet music as well haha. Anyways study is required to understand music like a musician would. I've done a fair bit of studying so I know.
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>>720740495
Nice job taking the b8 retard
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if that's true witch it vary well my be , take it from me no one cares . more people give more of a fuck if there phone screen brakes. I few nice words an opportunity's but then that's it then your living in a hell of double standers and being frowned apon by those who expect intellectual greatness of you when honestly you probably wanna die because you'll know
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>>720742695
haha how long did it take to type all that? kek
i don't believe you lol
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>>720743094
If you're so smart tell me the difference between 320kbps MP3 and FLAC files
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OP can you see music? I didn't bother reading the thread but it's an honest question. I'm a musician and I like to make trippy stuff. Would love to hear the perspective of somebody who gets music on a deeper leve . Honest.
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>>720743465
>Says shes smart
>Hurrrrr durrrr lemme ask a random ass question

lol
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>>720740276
Op is a faggot
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>>720741441
Are you Canadian ?
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>>720740276
Thoughts on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpHDPat7UWw
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>>720743274
is this bait?
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>>720740276
>18
>Still in college
>A failure at life.
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>>720743465
>>720743837
FLAC is better
/thread
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ok
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>>720740276
Nice to know but I would like two double cheese burger with mac sauce.
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>>720740276
I'VE GOT A QUESTION

not sure if your a guy or girl but
If your a girl so you shave (pro tip fuck you if you do shave)

and if your a guy do you like a girl shaven or unshaven
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>>720740276
Are you in love?
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>>720744670
Did you just assume his/her job?
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>>720740276

Here's one I've been dying to ask:
Who cares?!
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>>720744314

Not everybody drops out right away. :{
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>>720744831
Yes, with him/herself. No-one else is.
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I can't believe people still fall for this fucking copypasta. For fucks sake I've seen this one more times than the fucking Ryan Gosling one.
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>>720740276
When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening? And, for extra points, how many wraths to the nearest molton? Be specific. This is a real question.
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>>720740276
163?

That's well below the self reported average.
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>>720740276
I dont know whk you are and have never heard of you therefore you have done nothing with said gifts which means you arent worth my time nor my attention, good day.

Talent without ambition is like bird without wings so to speak. It doesnt matter how important you think you are, if you do nothing worthwhile youre just like every other insect inhabiting this planet
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>>720745525
Thats an easy one, the answer is 500 moltons per square tetraboil
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>>720740276
Given the standard deviation, calculate the percentile you're in.
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>be geneious
>be still in le highschoole
Ok sir
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>>720745791
You only answered the bonus question.
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>>720740276
If you are a genious, then why do you believe in a test that tries to merasure something as subjective as intelligence?
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>>720740276
so smart
why are you in school? i would think you could do anything you want in life with all your gifts.
you ARE very lonely
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>>720740276
Why the hell would anyone care about art? I would please like to know for i have never understood why people would drop as much as millions for a picture that looks like someone dipped their cock in paint and slapped it on a canvass
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>>720740276
All I want to see is how smart your tits look
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I dont give a fuck. YOU STILL AINT SHIT NIGGA.
fuck you
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Why are you fucks posting in a spiderman thread?
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>>720740276
genius level IQ retard, take a picture faggots.
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>>720740276
bitch be looking like willy wonka
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stale copypasta
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>>720740276
>My IQ is 163.

my dad was in Mensa, had a much higher number than you.

He died miserable and broke.

IQ is meaningless, social skills are everything.

Bragging about how smart you are on /b/ = bad social skills.

Hurr Durr you're not smart-er!

pic related - he brags about how smart he is all the time.
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>>720740276
>163
>within the top 5 in the world
>on /b/
At least say something like 145, there's plenty of aspie fags to circle jerk with if you say 145
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>>720747026
He is a billionair and the president of the US, he is smarter than all your family tree combined.
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>>720740276
This is for you, Anon. The ones that sit at home on the weekends because your friends are off being someone you're not. The ones that surf /b/ for a chance to smile, a chance to laugh, and sometimes a chance to baw. The ones that tear up at the tale of a forgotten kitten, but snicker when a cam whore is being verbally assaulted. The ones that white knight, the ones that call out the white knights, and the ones that need the white knights. The ones who turn to /b/ when their significant others cheat on them with their best friend. The ones who don't have significant others. To the ones that think of witty responses not a heartbeat after reading a post, and to the ones that don't think of them until the thread 404's. The ones that see a mangled body draped over a dead baby that's being raped at the same time, and still take a bite of their sandwich. The ones that choose chubbies over scene girls. The ones that choose scene girls over chubbies. The ones who sage, even though it does nothing. This is to the ones that are the most amazing people I've ever had the privilege of talking to, but still can't find a person to appreciate them like we do. The ones that long to fall asleep holding a certain person's hand but are too shy to even talk to them. The quiet girl who is the sweetest, funniest, cutest girl, but doesn't get a second glance. The misunderstood guy, who always says funny things, but people take them the wrong way, because they're close minded niggers. The ones that read the baw threads and call out everyone posting in them as faggots/newfags/etc, but still read every single post because they need to feel emotion. The ones that I wish I could give a hug to because I know even though they post the most soulless, cold, disgusting shit, they still have the need to feel loved. Well, Anon. I love you. And I would be honored to fall asleep while holding your hand.
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>>720747435
lol what a fag
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>>720747310
And he is also worldwide hated and probably will end up jailed or killed by his ownd retardness
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>>720747609
>/b/
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>>720747651
>he is also worldwide hated
No he isn't. Mainstream media hates him. Normal people either like him or don't give a shit about him because they aren't living in America.
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Roll trips and i'll post my gf's nudes
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>>720748011
ok
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>>720748011
rolling for curiosity
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>>720748011
roll
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>>720747055
>163
>top 5 in the world
are you retarded?
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>>720748242
close
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>>720747957
>alternate facts
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>>720748011
rolling
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rollin >>720748011
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>>720748011
rolling
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All I have to say is please don't die sweetie, the world will need you in about 10-20 years, assuming we don't blow ourselves to shit and bring on the world of Fallout
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>>720748011
roll
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>>720748011
rollll
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>>720747026

^worst post on /b/
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>>720748011
rollirino
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Rollarooni
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Roll Tide
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>>720748011
rell
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>>720748011
rolllaallalalalio
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Yeah but youre still a woman so get back in the kitchen also who really gives two fucks im sure theres tons of things i know about which you wouldnt understand a clue of
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>>720748011
rollin
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>>720740276
IQ doesn't mind anything. Theres a lot of "genius" with pretty lame works and ordinary lifes
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>>720748011
rolling
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>>720748011
rick rolling
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>>720748962
cringe
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might as well roll
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>>720748611
>>720748677
winrar
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>>720749213
nah, he said trips
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If dubs nudes
If trips lightning strikes OP tomorrow
If quads OP gets gangbanged by niggers and videos will be free on blacked

Rolling
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>>720748011
gonna roll
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>>720748011 rololol
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>>720748011
roll
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>>720748011
rell
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>>720748011
rollin
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>>720748011
rolling
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>>720740276
Haha mines 163.1
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>>720748011

That derail.
Godspeed you magnificent bastard.
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gr8 m8 i r8 8/8
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>>720740276
How to manipulate dark energy?
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>my iq is 163
the only thing that matters here is your Steam library fucker.
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>>720740276
This could be bait, but I have Synaesthesia. Or, nothing more than a neurological anomaly that also lends itself to other abnormalities in my brain. I live with it.

Long of the short, I hear everything I see. Even when I close my eyes, even when the light shadows are gone from my retinas. I don't know what actual silence sounds like, I don't believe.

Life is hard sometimes. You try hearing "everything" as you move 80 miles per hour. But it has it's benefits- I react to things some people don't, even though the truth is that I am constantly reacting to things. It's novel, and alienating. I can't really share the experience just by rambling. So, special snowflake bullshit and goading aside, if this isn't bait, cool beans.

>>720741821
This anon isn't wrong. The only reason I can claim to have a good sense of pitch, is due to my perception of senses overlapping, giving way to some awful and strange dimension of sensory experience. Running away with musical theory is a whole other thing- I would in fact have to study that, as this anon says. If I cared enough to have that deeper level of understanding.

I can't just suddenly know about/articulate harmonics because my brain do weird.

At least, -I- can't. All my abnormalities have done for me is make me more curious in general- make me care about things, make me wonder, because I am beholden to even the tiniest object changing the scene in a room.

Again, it's not like I can read minds. I guarantee that my working IQ is probably around 112 to 116 and definitely not 130+, here and now. But, that just means I can be a lazy fuck and cheat, because my brain does memory good, and I don't have to spend more time trying to work things out so much as remember the tools needed to make things work. Which is what an IQ test is testing for. Working memory and the ability to utilize tools to solve problems. And most people can do this, the rate at which they do so notwithstanding.
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>>720750000
Fucking quads gods
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>>720740276
Tits?
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>>720748011
>>720750000
Count that motherfucker
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