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Waifu claiming thread The rules are very simple: >claim your

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Waifu claiming thread

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Dont do it. Hes looking for fuckbuddies. Youll have to get the okay from the wife.
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I'm not really interested in whatever it is, but what's with the specific requirement?
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Finish shaving you fucking homo.
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I wouldnt know.
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Evening. How is everyone?
I dislike associating with people my age.

Can't play video games, can't hangout with friends, most of your little paycheck goes into her purse, she smells bad, she wakes you up in the middle of the night and tells you to stop snoring, she cheats on your while you're at work and says she did it because you're never there for her, but loves your money. No thanks to marriage.

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Lewd 5.
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I... You're gonna have to clarify that one.
I love it when cute girls say no.
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You were suppose to say "get used to it"

What did you want to talk about?
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Brother is married though. Can confirm the no videogames. Everything else is a lie unless shes an actual bitch.
Not .5
Im working. Its 40 Celcius and Im drinking all the water.
Bored and slowly falling asleep, how about you?
Poor guy is stuck with the same pussy for the rest of his life.

Once he breaks it in it's going to wear out and become boring.
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Ikusaba Mukuro is the one that told Rory to eat raw garlic to help with his Chron's and Anya got all hot and bothered by it.
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I'm not good at following scripts. What got you into the whole cutting thing? On others or yourself?
Oh that? My uncle is butcher and I enjoy watching him kill animals.
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Well I'm not exactly a cute girl

Ah, fair. Got any plans for when you finish work?

Just woke up, my sleep pattern is so many different kinds of fucked. Preparing to deal with something stressful though, so I don't know how things are going to be for me today.

Because it don't fuckin work, dude.
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Not going to egg you on or troll you or anything, but raw garlic actually does work.
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Of course that. It's rather different. I went to a rattlesnake festival once. Had tons of them and they had snake pits and areas that turned them into food. Watched one lose its head and ended up feeling bad for them
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'Something stressful'? Sorry for my curiosity, but what is it?
What makes you ugly?

Sounds yummy~ Did you get to keep a baby rattle snek?
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Lifes not all about da pucci.
Maybe go home and get some shit done.
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I didn't eat any but heard it's like steak. I didn't see any babies and I don't think a rattle snake would be the best snake for a pet.
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How are you?
I assume you went on other adventures since last time we spoke?
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Take that fascism! fight the system!
What else are women good for?

Lol then why did you go if your parents weren't going to buy you one?
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Kinda forced into going. I was like 8
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Got a study backing that up?

I have to talk to my dad about something that I'd rather not, that's all.

I'm not going into it.

Ah, right. Got much to get done?
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Its too late, toy
More washing than should be there. I kinda spent all weekend finding paths.
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A tad untrue. I've not exactly been idle, but not very active.
Working towards something more decent.
Made some progress, not really anything fundamental or sizeable.
I just limited my activity in order to maintain my neutrality.
What about you?
No its not.
Companionship. Doing shit. Basically anything except think with testosterone. Like it or not we need women as more than walking pucci.
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Well you were 8 once upon a time too
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And I'm back
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Then you're a cute if for hiding it~

I can get a dog for that.

>doing shit
Like what? Cooking, cleaning?

When I was 8 I was helping my uncle remove heavy intestines from cows, goats and pigs~
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Best JoJo claimed
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I've been well.
What kind of progress are you talking about?
Ate well?
QOTT: Would your waifu appreciate your taste in music?
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Huh not exactly what every kid did. Want to be a butcher too or something
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Claiming best girl
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Yeah, it was pretty decent. Could use a good drink now. I'll live.

Hey there, Tomoko.
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>Kuusou Mesorogiwi
I am pretty sure she'd like it

Sure as long as I'm butchering qts like you.
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Ah, right. Do you do that often?

I disagree.

Probably not, I'm not under the impression that idols tend to be fans of melodic death metal.
But I'm sure she'd get bored if you only listened to one song, anon
What sort of stuff does she like?
Depends on the idol, but I see your point.
Do you have any music you like that she would as well?
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I don't think she would appreciate it, whoever she would be.
What are you gonna do for the rest of the day?
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