Waifu claiming thread The rules are very simple: >claim your

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>>720714923
Come back when you're 28 years old.

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>>720714782
Dont do it. Hes looking for fuckbuddies. Youll have to get the okay from the wife.

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>>720715169
I'm not really interested in whatever it is, but what's with the specific requirement?

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>>720715377
Finish shaving you fucking homo.

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>>720715297
Being married must suck.

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>>720715479
I wouldnt know.

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Evening. How is everyone?

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>>720715457
I dislike associating with people my age.

>>720715553
Can't play video games, can't hangout with friends, most of your little paycheck goes into her purse, she smells bad, she wakes you up in the middle of the night and tells you to stop snoring, she cheats on your while you're at work and says she did it because you're never there for her, but loves your money. No thanks to marriage.

>>720715949
No.

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Here

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>>720715949
Hot and sticky.

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>>720716074
Lewd 5.

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>>720716039
Queer

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>>720716037
No?

>>720716074
I... You're gonna have to clarify that one.

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>>720716219
I love it when cute girls say no.

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>>720716165
Ouch

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>>720716387
You were suppose to say "get used to it"

What did you want to talk about?

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>>720716037
Brother is married though. Can confirm the no videogames. Everything else is a lie unless shes an actual bitch.
>>720716133
Not .5
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>>720716219
Im working. Its 40 Celcius and Im drinking all the water.

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>>720715949
Bored and slowly falling asleep, how about you?

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>>720716498
Poor guy is stuck with the same pussy for the rest of his life.

Once he breaks it in it's going to wear out and become boring.

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>>720716498

Ikusaba Mukuro is the one that told Rory to eat raw garlic to help with his Chron's and Anya got all hot and bothered by it.

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>>720716489
I'm not good at following scripts. What got you into the whole cutting thing? On others or yourself?

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>>720716909
Oh that? My uncle is butcher and I enjoy watching him kill animals.

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>>720716363
Well I'm not exactly a cute girl

>>720716498
Ah, fair. Got any plans for when you finish work?

>>720716617
Just woke up, my sleep pattern is so many different kinds of fucked. Preparing to deal with something stressful though, so I don't know how things are going to be for me today.

>>720716819
Because it don't fuckin work, dude.

>>720717345
Not going to egg you on or troll you or anything, but raw garlic actually does work.

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>>720717140
Of course that. It's rather different. I went to a rattlesnake festival once. Had tons of them and they had snake pits and areas that turned them into food. Watched one lose its head and ended up feeling bad for them

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>>720717283
Hi

>>720717439
Sexy

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>>720717345
'Something stressful'? Sorry for my curiosity, but what is it?

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>>720717345
What makes you ugly?

>>720717704
Sounds yummy~ Did you get to keep a baby rattle snek?

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>>720716668
Lifes not all about da pucci.
>>720716747
Nope.
>
>>720717345
Maybe go home and get some shit done.

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>>720717903
I didn't eat any but heard it's like steak. I didn't see any babies and I don't think a rattle snake would be the best snake for a pet.

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>>720717714
Hello.

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>>720718140
How are you?
I assume you went on other adventures since last time we spoke?

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Take that fascism! fight the system!

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>>720718463

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Claim

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>>720717995
What else are women good for?

>>720718113
Lol then why did you go if your parents weren't going to buy you one?

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>>720718786
Kinda forced into going. I was like 8

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>>720718883
Awwh cute.

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>>720717587
Got a study backing that up?

>>720717741
I have to talk to my dad about something that I'd rather not, that's all.

>>720717903
I'm not going into it.

>>720717995
Ah, right. Got much to get done?

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>>720717995
Its too late, toy

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>>720719050
More washing than should be there. I kinda spent all weekend finding paths.

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>>720718227
A tad untrue. I've not exactly been idle, but not very active.
Working towards something more decent.
Made some progress, not really anything fundamental or sizeable.
I just limited my activity in order to maintain my neutrality.
What about you?

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>>720719076
No its not.
>>720718786
Companionship. Doing shit. Basically anything except think with testosterone. Like it or not we need women as more than walking pucci.

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>>720718972
Well you were 8 once upon a time too

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And I'm back

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>>720719325

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>>720719325
>

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>>720719050
Then you're a cute if for hiding it~

>>720719325
>Companionship
I can get a dog for that.

>doing shit
Like what? Cooking, cleaning?

>>720719327
When I was 8 I was helping my uncle remove heavy intestines from cows, goats and pigs~

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Best JoJo claimed

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>>720719236
I've been well.
What kind of progress are you talking about?
>>720719502
Ate well?

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QOTT: Would your waifu appreciate your taste in music?

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>>720719502
Hi>>720719724
Huh not exactly what every kid did. Want to be a butcher too or something

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Claiming best girl

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>>720719889
Yeah, it was pretty decent. Could use a good drink now. I'll live.

>>720719920
Hey there, Tomoko.

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>>720719898
>Kuusou Mesorogiwi
I am pretty sure she'd like it

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>>720719898
No.

>>720719920
Sure as long as I'm butchering qts like you.

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>>720719173
Ah, right. Do you do that often?

>>720719724
I disagree.

>>720719898
Probably not, I'm not under the impression that idols tend to be fans of melodic death metal.

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>>720720221
Cutey~

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>>720720145
But I'm sure she'd get bored if you only listened to one song, anon
>>720720194
What sort of stuff does she like?
>>720720221
Depends on the idol, but I see your point.
Do you have any music you like that she would as well?

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>>720719898
I don't think she would appreciate it, whoever she would be.
>>720720083
What are you gonna do for the rest of the day?