/b/ros that have pushed What do you do when you get robbed?

Cut your losses and btfo the game
Only unprofessional idiots get rolled on

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>>720705796
if you know the guy, get a gun and ask in private where the fuck´s your stuff

if you dont know any suspects then sucks for you. ask around if anybody were dumb enough to brag about getting your loot n 500 recently

this is however one of those things you wanna take care of in the inner circle. might even wanna go apeshit to show that nobody steals from u

>>720706067
done

>>720706112
I know the guy but he came thru with like 3 huge niggers

>>720706784
if that were to happen to me, id kidnap him kill him and bury him in a forest

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>>720706784
Get 4 then


https://www.soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship/benzo-mixed-by-nathan-original

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>>720705796
Take them halfway to wisconsin and drop them off (i live in michigan)

>>720705796
get a gun

>>720706784
Get a gun or a knife and go apeshit, otherwise you'll be known as a soft target for good

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>>720707200
Kek

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>>720707200
This guy I like this guy

>>720706784
what the fuck cut his finger off or something. fucking bitch stole from you he´s good as dead

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>be me, 20
>meet coke connect, he's 30 (and a spic)
>i live in 3rd floor apartment
>he comes over one day
>i buzz him in
>he comes up, starts acting sketchy, but I buy the 1/2 ounce from him anyway
>suddenly, three niggers burst in my door with cattle prods
>start tazing the fuck out of me
>take my cash, the coke, and my weed

Turns out he had propped my front door open so they came in after

I think I need to move.

Either him or his boys. Their cars, houses, or life.
Take a pick and shoot it up.

>>720708449
Kill the niggers and the spic.

chalk it up as a loss. learn from your mistakes.

or try to hunt them down and get your shit back.

one of those might involve you dying.

>>720708172
>been watching too much breaking bad

>>720708449
that was one dumb fucking coke dealer. you literally walk into his house and give him all your money willingly and he does this.

>>720706784
Cut the brakes on his car. Cut your losses, you're not getting it back. Just send them a message that you're not to be fucked with.

>>720705796
>get a gun and a big ass chain
>find the guy
>beat his shit with the chain
>don't hit the head unless you wanna kill him
>do proper damage
>pistol whip him before you leave
>sleep with a gun beneath the pillow for the next year or so

You could get some mean dog to guard you, you sound like you can afford it.
Also fuck tricks and niggers.

>>720707356
That explains the smell in Manitowoc.

>>720707094
No you wouldn't. Go to sleep in your parents basement it's getting late

>>720711025
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

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>>720706784
Depends how bad you want that shit back, cut your losses like other anons said or go get your shit back with some hardware

>>720711072
The main point I'm making is just as if you'd really fucking kidnap and murder someone. I don't have to know you at all to know that there's basically no chance you're the type of person to do that you'd probably just cry about it and not be able to do anything

>>720711309
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

>>720705796

how about anonymous tip to the police? Wait some time tho obvs

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>>720706784
it depends find gang nigs that either already dont like them or are willing to do work it depends on what type of people you have access to i would go to a bodaga owned by russian insane guys pay the cost and get 60% of my shit back andd 100% of my rep ur product hookup should know someone

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>>720711518
>bing this much of a pussy
Fucking rek them OP

>>720711418
Well yeah I admit that I too would also not attempt to kidnap and murder someone but at least I never claimed I would

>>720711716
lol im not even that guy

or am i?

Buy syringes. Fill them up with some nasty toxic chemicals like boat fuel, pesticides, strong cleaners. Follow them individually and when you see an opening, run up to them and inject them with that shit right in the neck and run like hell.

Make sure you leave no tracks and have a good alibi because the FBI will be all over your ass.

>>720708060
This

You better do something or word will g err t around and you'll be known as the easy dealer to rob.

>>720711593

police - a weapon you can use anonymously, safely, from a distance, to fuck with someone's life on every level. Essentially unbeatable too - just need to use them correctly.

> not using any and all available weapons to your advantage
> being this retarded

>>720711518
Might as well kys at that point, retard

>>720712609

cos obviously it's more retarded than going to gun down an armed coke dealer on your own.

>watch more tv, idiot

>>720705796
your dealer has incentive to help you, dumb ass.

>>720710848
this

or
>kill him yourself
>bring 4 niggers and go beat him to death
>kidnap him and cut his head off

>>720705796
run the motherfucker over with a car. it's nearly impossible to get a murder conviction if a vehicle is involved.

>>720705796
Look op, you're stupid.
Just send an anonymous tip to the cops that they are dealing drugs. Stop dealing for a while and during this so they can't snitch on you. Never tell a soul it was you who called the cops. Vengeance will be yours when they get assraped in prison.

>>720715062
this

wait for him to get out of work or something and then go 90 into the back of his car or when hes walking through the cross walk.

>>720705796
Castrate him

that will make him Think twice

>>720705796
I dont get robbed, because I'll shoot that nigger.

make a craigslist ad posing as the guy trying to sell dope. add a few pics and there you go.. it's foolproof, as long as you make sure to leave the guys contact info.

2 things will happen -

A. this guy gets harassed for a few days/weeks/months until he changes his #.

B. the guy actually sells to these randos and runs into a cop.

either way, nobody knows you did it unless the guy had a specific # for you only.

gl op.

not post on b

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>>720715827
>>720715827
>>720715827
>>720715827

>>720705796
You bitch about less than 1000 bucks?

In what kinda game are you?

If you go fuck him up you're gonna end up with more trouble than you have now.

I doubt that you would even be able to do it, given that you already have been fucked raw in a situation where you should have been prepared.

Learn from it.
And stop risking your life for pocket money.

If you're an asshole, clean your place, get clean, call the cops on him when you know that he's loaded and then move on.

>>720710446
season 6 sucked tbh idk if the series about walter´s lawyer is worth checkin out

>>720715350
that´s too far like his 3 negros will be doing a lot worse to OP if he goes there

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>>720705796
DO call the cops, are you kidding me? if they catch him with all that shit he'll stay in prison for awhile. Just leave an anonymous tip fam, seen it on Mr Robot, its gotta work irl!
This way you lose all your shit but at least the people responsible will be punished.

If you want your shit back then arrange a meeting with this guy as someone else, get your friend to call him or something:
>arrange a deal with the guy, someone that he won't know is associated with you
>get another friend with a car
>once the guy shows up, throw his ass in the car, he won't call for help because he's got drugs on him
>hold a knife to his throat and tell him to stfu
>get him to your house, put a bag over his head
>get him inside and re-enact the scene from "The Prisoners" with the autistic kid
>if anyone sees you tell them you're throwing a secret bday party or whatever for the guy, or that its just a prank bro so he can't see shit
>get what you need from him/threaten him
>back in the car
>drive him to some deserted place, miles from his house
>hope he gets raped by niggers on the way home
or something like that

>>720705796
If you had this much coke on you, for me it implies you know "dangerous" ppl

Was it fronted? If so, call your dude and explain the situation and try to have him side your ways

It's a freaking small word and when you speak to the right people at the right timing of events, shit can spread like the plague

If you're not surrounded(which i think is pretty stupid considering you'd be an ever easy target for having alot of coke)

Get a gun or devise a plan to try to get back at him and somehow find a way to knock him unconscious and sequester him

Make him talk and if he doesn't, threaten to cut a finger off or something and plan everything in consequences

Get your shit back even if it implies to kill some shitheads

Anonymously tip off the feds and claim that you found a drug dealer.

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>>720711072

>>720716276
Better Call Saul is set before Breaking Bad. I've found it enjoyable so far.

>>720711716
It's weird isn't it, it's almost like this is an anonymous board on that thing they call the internet.
Wait...

>>720717008
>feds
>anonymous
>implying they don't know already that you got ripped and you're a bitch about it
[ ]not rekt
[ ] rekt
[x] absolutely buttblasted

OP here

Holy shit didn't think this would stay alive

Just found out I can track my iPhone (I know, kill me) and it's showing a location

So I found where this fucker lives

I'm going to do some nasty shit to his place. Suggestions?

Also, I'm liking the ideas about calling the cops, I'm gonna plant some more shit at his place to lock him up longer

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this thread is funny. skinny white parent's basement dwelling nerds pretending to be gangsters. Yeee muthafucka!! wut wut!!

>>720717577
Reality check: Feds don't care about a small stash, now if it's a dealer, they're more interested

he will be alarmed. go after his family. he will not be expecting that. rek them good. like no more breathing good. leave note that you're even now.

>>720717639
>plant more stuff
As if that was worth it.
What a fucking unstable business man are you?
None. You're obviously the same type a nigger than the guy who jammed your asshole.

First you lose money, then you lose some more money just because your feels got touched a little too realisticaly?
What.

>>720717639
Don't do anything that would directly link to you.

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>>720707200

>>720717639
I have a little idea, camp yourself near his place and try to wait for him to leave his place

If he's alone, either
>follow him somewhere you might be sure to get him
>knock him unconscious
>ties his arms and feet and gag him
>bring him deep in a wood and tie him to a tree and make him speak
>if he doesn't say jackshit, kill him slowly to make him suffer and dismember him afterwards

Or

>while he's gone, break in in his place and wait for him to come back and figure out the rest

>>720710848
or get some channel locks and crimp all of the brake lines except the front driver's side. that way it'll feel like the brakes still work, but at high speed he'll brake himself into oncoming traffic. on that tire you can loosen the lug nuts, too.

>>720717818
Reality Check 2: Electric Bogaloo
Op has a record and is a dealer.

He even made that thread. If they wanted to they could bust his ass rn.
One of those feds getting the idea of making a casual check on the callers record and he is fucked.

Just requires that.

>>720707094
go back to sleep young man

>>720718311
Literally doesn't understand the meaning of ANONYMOUS tipping.

Get out you illiterate fucktwat.

>>720707094
go eat some more cheetos from your mom's fridge you faggot

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>>720717639
call the cops and say you saw a livestreamed rape on facebook or whatever and it's at that place.

>>720718407
Yea right.
Anonymous.
And batman is going to get ops shit back.

Have fun living in a bubble m8.

>>720707094
yes and that's why you're not only reading 4chan but posting on here - wow big man - go back to your room little boy

>>720718524
They will need proof for such a statement, dumbo

>>720717639
swat him, or just say they stole your phone and don't mention any drugs

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>>720718651
alright, let's stream it from your house. i'll let you do the rapin'.

>>720718557
>Can't argue against a common fact that you can anonymously tip law enforcement agencies with no backlash to you.

Ignoring facts in your face, as would a leftist retard would. Good thing you immigrants are getting ass fucked royally now.

Sounds like you're a dumbass and that isn't that much work

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>>720705796
Problem is shit escalates fast if it was me i'd cut my losses and take it as a lesson learned. Keep your client base small regular and trust worthy never get your shit on tic and never deal from where you live meet people don't be lazy, finally invest in some decent locks and security but if you do your shit right you shouldn't need them.

>>720711834No. No you're not

>>720711834
doubtful

buy a gun and get your shit back

fuck the anonymous tips

just kidnap the dude
>tag, bag, and gag
>haul his ass off to a nice and quiet location
>be sure to scare the shit out of him through the entire process
>torture him mentally and physically until he breaks
>kill him and dispose of him (numerous guides on this, shouldnt have to post one)
>then never talk about it again or even think about it.

if he wants to play the game you play the game better, ya dig?

>>720717639
Mustard gas his house shit you can buy at any store can cause a shit load of damage

>>720718806
You're right I can't argue against gullible.

You cannot have maximum security and anonymity at the same time.

But go ahead.
Why am I even trying to help retards like this?

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>>720719110
kek

who are you, Joe Pesci?

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>>720719424
shit covers blown

>>720718775
>implying i live anywhere near OP
Fucking hell... How can ppl be this retarded

>>720718939
Even if he keeps clientele smaller, the world is small and people are fucking rotten pieces of shit in general

Trust no one and be ready to kick ass at all times, ppl won't fuck with you

Even better when you are surrounded with ppl known to not be fucked with

Simple

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>>720705796
>>720706067
>>720719672
>>720719424
>>720719487

do you not own gun? I would never let strangers in without a piece, wouldn't even roll with that amount w/o one

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>Go to your local street arms dealer
>Rent a car
>Run up on some niggas
Dass it.

>>720720025
Implying any of you are actual drug dealers. Playing GTA in your mom's house doesn't make you a gangster

>>720705796
Call the cops, say you want to leave an anonymous tip where they can find lots of drugs.
???
Profit.

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>>720720197
I am not saying that but when I have sold bikes for upwards of 4k I bring a gun in my car, I would deff carry if selling narcodics

>>720720782
>narcodics

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>>720720782
>>720720197

actually even selling herb i carried a lil .25 when going to sketchy mountain houses, do love gta tho

Thats alot of money. Either learn your lesson if the consequences result in you getting severely beaten or death. Or if your smart about it go get revenge on whoever robbed u

>>720705796

the best way to get revenge is to rape him and film it, then you can make him stay quiet and pay you money and also you get to fuck his tight ass hole
he won't tell anyone you did it and he might even kill himself

>>720718454
Who keeps cheetos in the fridge?

>>720718262
>mfw this is what I was thinking too
>my nigga

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>coke dealer
>no gun

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>>720721162
wow, this faggot (literal faggot) must have been fondled by his dad/brother or something when he was young...

Swat inc?

>>720721463
Neckface aka Deadbaby keeps bags of chips in his fridge

>>720705796
lol kill him dude.

>>720721162
This is a good idea in all fairness. seen it in a video about blackmail and debt collection. this is about the most effective method for getting your money back.

>>720721463
>not liking your cheesy poofs cold

>>720710691
Try re-reading that, he let the spic in to his home and he propped open the front door to let in his nigs. That's on op for letting them in his house instead of going to him or meeting somewhere, he's lucky they didn't take all his electronics and shit too

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>>720719672
i meant yours, not op's. we've got time. i feel like taking a drive.

>>720705796
>cant call cops
serves u right, cunt

>>720719110
Go get your shinebox!

>>720710890
Yeah dawg, for reals, the game be just like duh movies dawg. You must be duh OG of your junior high son. For reals doe, bro. You obviously deep in the game and not a pubescent bitch with your big ass chains and shit. For reals, gangster as hell

>>720711579
Oh hell yes son. You a true OG for reals. Like, its so obvious, dawg. You be truly knowing the game and all, cause everyone knows life is like a tv show and the russian mob dudes with them track suits be running bodegas and shit and duh whole game. You watch breaking bad, so I know you real OG. Hold down your junior high, dawg.

>>720711871
Oh hells yes dawg, cuzthat shit is like so realistic. Cuz you real thugs in the game be running up with syringes full of that deadly boat fuel, and getting close enough to break the skin of other people and get the plunger down. Its too easy dawg. Damn, you must be a true OG

>>720715429
Oh damn dawg, you is so tough! That shit is obvious, dawg. Damn, I bet you be wearing like hoodies and jerseys and all type of ill shit.

>>720705796
kiddnap these fucker and make them eat at least 10g of lsd. rekease them in the nature, they never gonna remember who they are

>>720705796
sounds like you have a price point for sucking four huge nigger dicks
$125, 2 ounces of weed each
coke is a lost cause, tho