So what are your red flags when you first meet a girl? Any shit

adam's apple

Feminine penis

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>disney and shit

>if she wants you to take a day off to spend some time together

Thanks for the bait mate 2/10 made me reply. Pic related

psychology major/degree

>>720699852
>pic unrelated

Clearly since that is a dude

>>720699852
Running away mostly

>>720699852
Dyke hair
Dyed hair

Basically anything that signals they are a feminist.

>>720700282

Why? I have a masters in this area, what makes this such a red flag for you. I'm sure you're the only one, most guys would love to be with a stunning girl who like me who can get into their minds. If you know what I mean. Hehe ;)

>phoniness
>always has to prove a point
>forcing conversation
>makes you clearly aware of how important they find themselves

You should be able to pick up on these within the first 20 seconds of meeting them

Unfortunately if they look great naked, my mind says fuck it you can deal with everything in between

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green / pink hair, wears a keffiyeh (low key pro-palestine pro-terrorism) lots of tattoos and piercings, although the last two doesn't always dictate a red flag. first two usually means shes a SJW, feminazi or crazy terrorist.

>>720700646
Well, the girls I've dated with psy degree haven't had a masters, or a doctorate, only a bachelors. The girls I've dated didn't even have a real interest for the subject. The course load was easy, and they just wanted to get a degree, as I was told. It's a turnoff for me, why would you go to school for something if you don't even have a real interest in it, that does for all fields of study

>>720699852

Liberal
Drug user
More than social drinker
Kids
No career.
No BA or higher.
No investments.
More than 2 tats.
Mentions an ex on 1st date.
Talks at you, not TO you.

>>720701039
>Liberal
>No BA or higher

Got some sad news for you

>>720700646
I have to 2nd
>>720701019

Dated a bitch who was finishing her MA at FSU. Fucking brilliant little girl lost persona but inside a insane chick with ED, and a user of coke and everyone who cared about her and drug them down with her.

Avoided all women in that program or with a degree in it like the Herp.

>>720700965
please sir may i have some sauce with that picture?

>>720701136
My fault.
"BS"
android auto-correct

>>720700646

Different anon but I agree. The degree is a huge turn off. Psychology majors are usually half retarded and really liberal from my experince.

>>720699852
>Saying how lame someone is based off of their Instagram account.
>Saying how cool a car is, and how much they like it, but it's based on the stock rims and seats. "It's only 17 grand"
>Constantly talking, but never actually says a story or joke.
>Dumb but not fun go with it dumb, but just sits there and stares blankly.

>Staceys

>>720699852
>Anime obsession
>Doesn't work
>Feminist
>lost a lot of weight AFTER her last relationship
>Talks freely about past sex and with who
>Kid(s)

OP, I think you're autistic.

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>>720701039
>mentions an ex on 1st date

get the fuck out of there

Girls who talk about there exs ruining there lives.If a girl needs saving she's gonna find some one eles to save her from you

>Fat
>Instant gratification issues (this cuts away ALL millennials)
>Fat
>Unwarranted self importance
>Fat
>Her opinion is always the right one even when proven wrong.
>Fat
>Unapologetic dumbfuck
>Fat
>Petty and/or materialistic
>Fat

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>appears to survey the land, taking what she wants, as if the world were a candy store filled with cocks

>>720703005
fuck thats hot

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>has had a mmf threesome
>tears junk mail into pieces
>leaves pop bottles in the fridge until they are flat
>types using hunt and peck method

>>720700646
because you having a degree means you're smarter than him

>>720701393
You can't get a BA without a little BS, am I right?

/will be here all week

>>720700646
tits or gtfo

Piercings on the face, especially septum. Ears are fine.
Tramp stamps are an immediate red flag, as well as girls that have been with like a hundred guys.

>super bright dyed hair
>tattoos
>gauges and/or piercings
>no job

>>720702477
I agree but I just look at it as a relationship having a short expiration date. When I went from being a naive high school kid to college and met my first college girl she immediately started talking about her ex boyfriend and how he had a small peepee. I fucked her one time and she dismissed me and moved onto the next guy. Not sad about it

Aside from a penis.

Deal breakers
No job
No drivers license
Bad hygiene
Fat (fuck you fat lovers, if she does take care of herself there is a problem)
A modicum of mental heath
Jealousy is a deal breaker

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>>720701830

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>>720703891

Getlemen, please read.
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/01/31/relationship-red-flags/

Quick summary:
1. She’s a self-proclaimed “Drama Queen.”
2. You can’t stand any of her friends.
3. She says ALL her exes are jerks.
4. She’s a flake.
5. She treats waiters like crap.
6. She expects to be treated like a princess.
7. You argue all. the. time.
8. She gets angry or guilts you when you want to spend time with your friends.
9. She never apologizes or takes responsibility for bad behavior.
10. She has a bad relationship with her family.
11. She’s not flexible.
12. You don’t share any core values or life goals.
13. She’s violent.
14. She’s stingy with the appreciation.

I'll add two things from personal experience:
15. She has a ton of pets - this indicates control issues.
16. She's a single mom - obviously, she makes bad decisions and can't make a relationship work. Plus, she needs money because kids are expensive.

>>720704318
Wow

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white

/threat

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Women are always red flags, OP. To think otherwise is to believe in unicorns.

Seriously, during college I met girls who had a conservative/nerdy/anti-social vibe when you met them in the classroom, yet if you were invited to certain parties you learned they were über-sluts.

AWALT

>>720699852
>Any shit that makes you nope right off the bat?
"I'm vegan"
"I like to vape"
"What starsign are you?"
"I'm jewish"
"I like movies based on comics"
"anyways"
"aluminum"
"Hillary"
"Craft beer"

>>720704318
Now that looks like a fun night, just be sure to flee to the next town before morning.

>>720704099
All these

Where were you 4 years ago? that bitch took my soul, chewed and spit it to an ocean of lava. Now i know the hard way

>>720704612
We're not talking about French flags, dumbass

>>720704724
wtf. that reads like a cute trait.

when they dont even live with u and they start moving shit or fucking with things

concur on the disney shit, that's probably my number one red flag as well

or if she's into any sports other than volleyball or soccer

>>720704724
>aluminum

Do you prefer aluminium or something?

>>720700282
My gf has a degree in psychology and currently works as a psychologist. I see no problem with this.

This might be weird but, girls who are extremely attractive are a major no to me. They almost almost almost ALWAYS rely on just that and develop no personality or other positive traits because they are used to everything getting handed to them by men. I will stick to my quirky funny and interesting 6/10 thank you.

Lots of quality tips. Heres a few to think about.
>any drug problems
>watches lifetime

>>720704565
only solid post

>>720703005
Is that Breaking Bad?

>>720705095
Literal cuck

>>720705095
They're one of the majors most likely to cheat and lie about it

>>720705287
Literally fuck you for using latest 4chan buzzwords.

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Sucks dick

>>720705561

REEEEE normie get out

>Mentions something feminist on first few dates (would still fuck but never further date)

>Tattoos

>Vegetarian

>Never had a real job/career student

>If I feel bored while talking to them

>>720705561
Woah hit a nerve? What's the name of your gf's partner tonight?

>>720705660
Whats wrong with vegetarian?

>>720701039
good list

i cant really date a girl who doesn't smoke pot/do drugs.

>>720699852
I completely agree with the disney thing. That shit is fucking crazy and they spend WAY too much money.

>>720705783
Eats vegetables

>>720705873
yum i never experienced blacksex

>>720705531
Oh, I haven't noticed any cheating tho. She and all her colleagues seems pretty chill tbh.

>>720705742
Don't know their names. Most of them are negroid gentlemen so their names are really hard to pronounce.

>>720705070
well, in fairness, the entire world does except one country

>>720705182
This is true about men too.

If they have cuts on their arms or legs, then it's alright to do a little bit of the ol' in-and-out, but the person isn't going to be longterm relationship material. If they have scars, though, they'll ride your dick like it's the key to their father's acceptance and will likely be up for butt stuff.

>>720706191
>Oh, I haven't noticed any cheating tho. She and all her colleagues seems pretty chill tbh.
>She and all her colleagues
>her colleagues
>colleagues

>>720704897
there was more than one there anon, you could help by being more specific next time.

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Won't let me use her dildo

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>>720701039
>this plus....

being religious
overly-attached relationship with parents.

That shit will have me disappear faster than a black guy after he gets a white girl pregnant.

Liberal
Drug user
More than social drinker
Kids
No career.
No BA or higher.
No investments.
More than 2 tats.
Mentions an ex on 1st date.
Talks at you, not TO you.

>any girl with blue hair = bat shit
>if shes fall over drunk within first few initial meetings just evacuate
>face buried in phone = vapid whore
>lets me fuck on first date. Yeah were fucking and no you'll never have respect (9/10)
>she perpetually sounds like a child when speaking.
(Fun fact: if you get good at it, you can actually use inflections and tonality in her voice to pinpoint the age at which she was molested/father ran out, kinda like a biologist using tree rings to date a past natural disaster )

>>720706903
It takes two to tango. Why do you fuck on the first date?

Texts you too much. Doesn't have friends or doesn't go out with them. Tells you every detail about their day way too soon.

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>looks you in the eye

<takes duck face pictures
>too into snapchat
>too into facebook (let's just combine them all and is too into social media period)
>has a horrible taste in music (ie anything popular for that year, genre is irrelevant)
>sides with SJWs

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septum piercing
not white, asian, or european blooded hispanic
hair some stupid color
vapid and superficial friends
overweight
barfly
no car
parents still pay for shit
doesn't fucking hate niggers
voted for clinton
leaves clothes on the ground and makeup/beauty products all over the bathroom
compulsive shopper
compulsive anything
always using the phone
watches cartoons
supports any kind of "-ism" besides Nazism

there's more..

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>subscribes to magazines
>plays basketball
>plays videogames
>leaves water running longer than necessary
>uses more soap than necessary while doing dishes

>>720706903
>(Fun fact: if you get good at it, you can actually use inflections and tonality in her voice to pinpoint the age at which she was molested/father ran out, kinda like a biologist using tree rings to date a past natural disaster )
noice

Using tumblr. Just steer clear of that shit.

>>720704724
anyways? Jesus, you're such a depraved neckbeard.

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>wears always same brastyle
>mixing different underwear
>shaves pubes
>smokes
>dosnt do girl stuff
>dont know how to aplly natural make up
>lifes with parents
>cant cook
>doesnt want kids
>drives a us-build vehicle

>>720707976
He forgot "more than three sex partners"

Op denile isnt just a river in egypt. She getting nigger dicked right now.

>>720700646

>if you know what i mean.

hello other side

>>720699852
- unnatural hair colors
- piercings
- tattoos
- complains about the "pay gap"

>Feminist that parrots tumblr shit

>Disinterest in current events

>No hobbies or interests outside of work/school/partying

>Excessive materialism

>Doesn't know basic history/geography/politics

>Bad tattoos

Unfortunately this leaves very few people..

>>720707049
Because I have a deeply ingrained biological imperative to procreate with as many sloots as possible. In addition, I use obtaining sex/attention from women as a measure of self worth. Were all flawed and there arent any real adults.

if she immediately and consistently turns the conversation into one about her problems. gtfo

>>720708664
thats the worst. im with you there

>>720708600
And you don't want to improve. What a fucking loser

>>720699852
>ugly hair
as in irregular and partially short, often means she's crazy, or worse, feminist/sjw

>lots of piercings/tattoos
means she often makes bad decisions. and while I've met several tattooed girls that I genuinely like, I'd hate to be in a relationship with them. would tolerate one small ink though

>older than me
tried that and... well, never again

>vegan
means either crazy or stupid, both are a big NO

>artificial look
b/c I want a partner, not a doll or an aspiring high class hooker. but this type of women isn't interested in me anyway, as I'm no sugar daddy.

Bunch of virgins in this thread

If she has a tumblr account, it's a no-go
If she has any sort of degree that has no practical applications, she's retarded

I'm probably petty

>>720708925
I know. I spread around HSV and HPV too.

>>720700282

Lol. It is right up there with media in the list of Micky mouse degrees.

>>720701136

Lol. I was thinking the same thing.

>>720708600

We all know you're a virgin. Stop over compensating..

Never makes time for you, or if she does, she's constantly freaking out about the time.
Her family/friends hate you, despite not talking to you, so they just fill her head with the worst shit.
Not appreciating the things you do.
Not appreciating the effort you put into, to even TRY to do things together, or for her.
Not introducing you to her friends, but she's right next to you having a conversation and you're just left standing there awkwardly.
Not talking to you about problems, just waiting until she decides to explode.
Not fixing things, especially when it's bothering both of you. Like, yeah, I'm trying, but you're not.
Forgetting that you're both in this together.
Forgetting that you BOTH WANT TO BE IN THIS TOGETHER.
Getting crappy gifts for christmas or birthdays, and saying they cost the same, but you go shopping enough to know that you spent a hundred or more, and she maybe broke a twenty. Maybe.
Not talking to you enough, or appreciating it.
Not being willing to compromise.
Not being willing to live in the present, instead of saying she's got no time, cause she's trying to make HER future.
Not being willing to actually sit down and figure out a future together.
Not taking pictures with you. I get it, I'm not the most photographic, but still.
Not introducing me to both of her parents. Two years later, I still don't know her dad's name. He doesn't know I exist.
Criticizing me for being a little negative, then being way worse.
Giving up on me.
Giving up on us.

..Most of that was written from hurt. I don't know about anyone else on here, but.. Talking is the single most important thing, followed by working stuff out. I'd gladly try as many times as it takes to succeed, but I need someone who can actually believe in me, and have patience. I can't just DO everything myself, I can't just succeed instantly. Nobody can.

>>720709310
No, just a cunt.

>>720700646

A master's degree in phony opinion marginally dressed up as fact?

You wasted you're ticking time.

>>720709762
Beta. As. Fuck

>>720700965
Sauce

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>>720709762
The other anon said you were pretty beta, and I'd have to agree, you stuck in there way too long after being treated like shit.

Learn from it, and next time don't take any shit.

I believe in you anon
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>>720709455
cute fuckpiece

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For me, white girls. Which is sad because they're the most attractive, imo. But God are they annoying. Half the time they speak they're talking about some bitch they hate or some other dumb shit.

>>720699852
>Horse lover
>Feminine penis
>religious
>lesbian
>not know what a web browser is
>no dubs

>>720707052
these are green flags

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snuzzle would never disappoint me.

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>>720701377
No sir, but you may have some oats

>>720704658
Great because i need to get to work in 20 mins

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>goes on 4chan
>lacks self awareness
>demands things from others that they are unwilling to do

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>>720699852
if she´s narcistic social media cunt and overweight, she´s not the one

also i dont want a passive bitch i want someone who wants to go out and have fun regularly, there´s nothing more depressing than dating a loser who´s comfort zone is really tiny

>>720710311
yeah white girls are pretty shit like every time nowadays when i listen to white girls i either think "that bitch is so annoying" or "god i hate her". Also white girls are very poor movie actors, all they do is put on a resting bitchface and cant show any emotions the book had on the actual movie (hunger games, lights out etc.)

> "Most of my best friends are guys"

>>720704658
AWALT. What is that?

>>720710796

Heh. If that's your taste in movies then it's girls who need to be aware of your warning signs of unbridled faggotry.

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>>720711011
i liked space jam & kevin hart´s laugh at my pain but yeah most of the stuff i´ve been checkin out lately is 0/5 trash i got from either google´s frontpage or netflix

<nothing wrong with faggotry if you´re not getting pussy that night anyway

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Is there anything in a girl's expressions that are red flags?

>>720705287
>unconsciously spreads cuck so more and more people get curious, the trolls come out full force, and the actual cucks come out of the closet with the mistaken belief that cuckoldry is trending ad nauseam, spreading the cancer like the word of the good lord
This is what is wrong with 4chan

>>720710788
Moar?

>>720699852
Girls are faggots.

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Won't be a mommy girlfriend to me

Has a tumblr

>>720701039
what if she mentions an ex but just to point out that he had a really small dick?

>>720699852
>extreme political beliefs, left or right doesn't matter.
>hyper religious
>admission that she has cheated on past bfs
>dresses like a slut
>loud mouth
>pretentious

Yep. Basically I want a modest girl who, while thinking freely, is able to temper her beliefs with reason.

Also wouldn't hurt if she could suck a mean dick.

>>720701039
Fuckin underrated post right tha

>>720713071
leave her asap coz she tells everyone about her cock adventures like a whore. you can´t date a mentally ill bitch like that

>>720708135
what's wrong with shaving pubes, you neckbeard?

>>720701039
>Under 2 tats
More like any tats at all.

>>720710936
Why is this a bad thing?

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>>720699852
Piercings and tattoos. The thing they say to me is "I have to look different coz I can't find another way"

>>720713717
Prolly another trap fag.

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>>720714027
tfw 2 pierces and 3 tats atm

>>720713588
to be fair when it happened to me we were just talking about our ex's and i did the same

we're both weirdos i guess

>>720714600
I find it a turn on if they talk about cocks, whether to make fun of or praise

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>>720699852
Won't pay my bills

>>720714815
Hate bitches like that

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This facial expression

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>takes creepshots of girls
>posts creepshots online

>>720715248
moar?

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Uses a strapon rather than confining herself to being penetrated

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Masturbates

Mine are

Excessively controling and clingy
Hates lgbt, Im bi and actually prefer. To date men, so if she hates that I like men she can happily fuck off and Ill stick to my grindr profile.

Is overly passive aggresive (a reasion I prefer men were mostly straight forward) just say it damn it so we can deal with issue and move on.

Wants strict monogamy and is not flexible.

>>720699852
> Has an attitude like a hot bitch but looks like a ground hog.
> Grew up owning a horse/currently owns horse

>>720699852
Dunno if this has been said, but if she has more friends that are *guys*. Odds are she's sucked off all of them at least once and over half are her ex's

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>>720699852
if she has a tits like this lol, 2/10

>>720713071
Whatever a woman says about her ex is what she'll be saying about you in a couple of months.

>>720699852

Not necessarily when first meeting them, but:

>Feminism.
>Expecting me to instantly drop all my shit to spend time with her.
>Not offering to pay half of the bill.
>Any sort of attention whoring posts on social media.
>Afraid of anything remotely sexual, i.e. innuendo, dresses very conservatively, etc. Usually an indication of...
>Starfish sex. Seriously if all you are gonna do is spread your legs and lie there, I may as well use a fleshlight.

>>720699852
she's awake

>>720699852
If she has a penis I'd be upset.

>>720699852
Meeting a girl would be the first one

>>720699852
Is a slut.
Doesn't answer questions about her sexual past.

- mentions anything about being a feminist
- mentions anything about social justice
- labels themselves as any made up sexuality or gender
- has no real career or career aspirations
- too big into disney

>>720716228
^100% this

>>720710788
More of her please sir

>>720716648
Once dated a girl who thought she was a fucking Disney Princess. Bitch could suck a golf ball through a garden hose though. Crazy as fuck but kinky as hell.

>>720700137
fag

>>720715701
oh yeah that´s a bad thing? you wouldnt want a girl fingering herself all night thinking about your dick and MLP DVD Collection?

>>720709762
>but I need someone who can actually believe in me

First you need to believe in yourself. If you can't do that, you'll never get a woman.

owned/owns a horse
Smoker
doesn't drink
Vegan/Vegetarien
religious
conservative
no hobbies or interests

>>720716863

Thing with disney girls, they have warped views of relationships that aren't based in reality. They expect way too much and don't provide anything to earn it. They expect everything to just be handed to them.

If she farts, burps or poops I won't date her.

>>720699852

>degenerate

High school memer confirmed

>>720717063
Totally agree with you. I'd have a once night stand with a ho like this again but I'd never date another one

>>720699852
Doesn't know how to suck dick. I mean using your teeth? Really bitch?! How hard can it be to suck a dick.

>>720710336
>>720716130
>>720717049

the horse thing is just.. too real!
I don't even know why.. but those bitches are crazy

>>720699852
talkative

For me I know it when:

-She starts looking at products in stores and asking for price without ever buying shit (if she mentions her bd is near this is even worse)
-Has ugly feet (they can be meh but never fugly)
-She prays before eating and other religious nonsense
-she doesn't have a career or a job (aka she wants a man to provide)
-She doesn't like anime

>>720717412
Just gotta find you a meth head whose lost all her teeth
>problem solved

>>720699852
At this point I don't have any red flags that set me off. I used to, but now I take pretty much anything I can get.

I had her for almost two years, she just let the people around her convince her that i wasnt good enough for her.

Red flags;
>Drama queen
>Blows every simple problem out of porportion, making a big deal out of it.
>Always making simple shit become unreasonably complicated.
>Takes womens studies/feminazi
>Can't take a joke, always a hardass.
>Lives with her ex boyfriend who's a douchebag, which is why he's her ex.
>Has a kid already. Not my fucking responsibility to look after your 9 month mistake while your "man" left you.
>Spends more time on her damn phone texting random people than she does spend time with you.
^ dated a girl who did that.

>bitches and dwells about her ex across the country away in a "long term relationship"
>Never appreciates what you do.
>Doesn't have her shit together.
>Can't take a compliment
>Wonders why all the good men are impossible to find (read above)

I wonder why we need a fucking Codex to u decipher women...

>>720706384
this is true

>>720706384
I seen some girls who cut themselves so much, she look like a used worn-out cutting board at some restaurant.. just.. why?

>>720715701
How the fuck is that a red flag? You don't want her rubbing one off while she thinks about you?

You're doing some autism gymnastics shit there.

>>720700965
I agree, and would also like some sauce on that.

>>720717905
>>Drama queen
>>Blows every simple problem out of porportion, making a big deal out of it.
>>Always making simple shit become unreasonably complicated.
This applies to all women.

>Lives with her ex boyfriend who's a douchebag, which is why he's her ex.
Lol. In other words she is fucked her 'ex' and using you for cash. I.e. beta bux, alpha fucks.

>I wonder why we need a fucking Codex to u decipher women...
It's easy, just don't give a shit about them and don't pander to their every whim. Basically treat them as sex objects. For some reason women love this.

>>720715701
Virgin autist detected.

>>720718829
Actually dated two girls who both had their own ex living with them... I broke that shit off quicker than a crowd of black people scattering when they heard police sirens approaching.

>>720700137
>feminine
>penis
choose one

>>720718829
It really doesn't apply to all women, expand your horizons nigger. Except for the living with the ex thing, that's on point.

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>>720707367

>Nazism

That's still an "ism," rasta.

>>720706384
100% accurate

>Horse girls

>Immediately texts you about how she met some random dude online, and how they rented out a motel room and described their fuck session in detail, the next day.

who does shit like that

>>720699852
Smoking turns me off.

When she thinks that "hiding her scars" was part of her life and she is actually in an unreachable smaller version of her life in her head / narrative, but then doing anything new is against her comfort zone.

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>For me if she's way into disney and shit its a nono.

>>720710311
This pic basically summarizes why Trump won. Democrats think they're so superior that in forces all the Republican cave people out of their ranches in order to spite them.

>>720709762
there there let it all out betanon

>>720720460
reason why trump won is because tons of people got turned off and got sick of liberal politically correct SJWs who are overoffensitive shit nuggets.

if she's at all interested there's obviously something wrong with her

>>720716535
>sexual past.
kinda beta since thats the past and makes no difference if you know or not

if she tells me she had some mental issues and had to visit a doc.

if she has to put make up on even if she gotta go outside for 5min

Appears fit but has fat upper arms.
Dead giveaway that she will gain weight as she ages.

>>720721151
every woman is a red flag if makeup is an issue

>>720707052
This is a golden flag

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>>720721021
tbh i´d date anyone at this point but girls never come talking and because of media shouting rape everywhere my confidence to approach girls is gone
life is lonely and sad jealous suffering where TV shows you how perfect people live so you could feel beta about not living like the alphas on Netflix who have tons of friends and are drinking wine between the picture perfect couples at some shitty hotel. But it´d still be fun coz they´re together and bonding over stuff.
>tfw i can never be that great
>tfw should probably just suicide

>>720720434
Fuck I remember the exact cringe image that text is from. I've been here too long...

>>720721471
i know the feels man, sometimes i wish i was gay because at least i've had offers from men

>>720716340
That applies not just to exes, but people in general, including yourself

>>720721471
if you got spare money floating around with no idea what to do with it, rent some escorts. Just make sure if you do, clean yourself up. Take a shower, brush/floss teeth, groom up, wear fresh clean clothing.

>>720701830

Why does losing weight after a relationship matter?

>>720699852
>if she's way into disney and shit its a nono
Thisss. What the fuck is it with crazy girls, that they love disney so much?

>if she wants you to take a day off work to spend the day together she's a degenerate
Oh god it was absolute pain to hear my oldest and best friend did this. Image of him has completely shattered when he's become a total pussywhip.

>>720721943
>implying sex is the only part of a relationship

>>720699852
I second the Disney thing.

Knew this girl in college. 7/10 but family was loaded and she was real into Disney, believed in the true love bullshit. Could have rode that gravy train for at least 5years , fuck the prenup. But couldn't handle the Disney. Plus she meowed during drunk sex.

>>720701830
>lost a lot of weight after her relationship

that could work in two ways;
she was formerly obese, in that case, good on her from stepping off the landwhale category.

OR, she was already slim but now became an annorexic stick figure.

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>>720704565
Besides the single mom and waiter part, that perfectly describes my previous relationship.

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Has had orgasms prior to me touching her

>>720718346
It's cheating. She is cheating on me with herself.

>>720704565
except for #5, that sounds like my last year's dating history with a bunch of women.. such a clusterfuck of what a woman's thought process is.

>smoke pot regularly i.e. More than once a month

Ime, girls like this are total whores. Stoner girls are always riding the cock carousel and never turn down a smoke session which can easily lead to fucking. A girl who doesnt control her consumption of pot can be assumed to be unable to control other baser instincts, like lust. I've never met a single stoner girl who didn't fuck multiple guys during the same time period. Maybe it has something to do with whoever has weed tho.

>>720700646
0.2/6

Poor roleplay

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>>720699852
>She wants me to be as excited as her
>She is way too excited
>She acts like a fucking faggot about everything


Fuck women who aren't relaxed in their personality. Idk why so many girls try to act the way that Boxxy faggot did. Shit is so fucking annoying

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>>720721943
yeah sure like i was planning hookers and drugs for this year anyway, might as well fuck the pricemeat anyone has access to

especially asian girls were a weird fucking suprise coz it goes so fast from innocent massage to a full on porno if u got cash

>>720722541
Why don't you just buy her the weed instead of her going to Chad's house to get it.
Fucking idiot.

>>720699852
i would say if they inject heroin thats probably a no

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>>720722403
the autism...

>>720722782
That or freebasing anything, such as XANAX BEHIND MY FUCKING BACK.

And having a kid with another guy

>>720699852
if her animals are badly behaved even if they are "well cared for" if they have a fucking annoying dog, but somehow they dote on it all day it spells out trouble

>>720703430
Do you have a link to this vid?

>>720700207
that's a good one. "Disney princesses" are the worst

>>720722092

I love when guys assume that when they meet a girl with money that they could "ride the gravy train"

Faggot, you aren't the only one after the gravy train. And you honestly think that you could keep that train coming? She would upgrade when possible and throw you out on your ass and it would serve you right for being a fucking faggot.

This is like a gold digging woman thinking the same rich guy will never upgrade to a newer, hotter model.

>>720722750

The threads about you stupid fuck. Thanks for the obvious response, we all needed you to state the obvious.

>>720723027
when the rich guy breaks up with the gold digger she still gets to have half his wealth tho

>>720723027
Hence "for at least 5 years"

Faggot

>>720723187
Prenuptial agreements. get one nigga.

>>720723188

>5 years

Yeah ok, like a girl would just sit around letting you sponge off her for 5 years or even two months when better looking, more interesting guys who can pretend they like her for her are hitting her up on Facebook.

>>720699852
feminism

>>720723187

Not always true.

>>720723027
ALso

"she meowed during drunk sex "
The fuck she going to upgrade to, a furfag like you?

>>720699852
Horse girls. As in girls who do show jumping and own horses and shit.

Pretty common in my area and there's even a saying to go along with it:
"Only date a horse girl if you're okay with being the third most important thing in her life"

>>720723385
i'll never have the money or women to need one so i'm good

>>720704099
Seriously FUCK jealously

>>720723398
Nigga you don't know how strong my dick game is

>>720704658

> during college

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>>720723527
80% of Tinder in my area is horses.

And camo.

>>720723511

>assuming only furfags would stick their dick in a girl who has a weird habit of meowing during fucking


I seriously can't get over the asinine faggotry of your delusional crybaby ass. Sounds like someone's feelings are hurt.

>inb4 "I'm not mad, I'm laughing having fun whatever plus generic insult

>>720723527
I love horse girls. I know several hot horse girls.

>>720705182

> implying choice

>>720709762
>Not introducing me to both of her parents. Two years later, I still don't know her dad's name. He doesn't know I exist.
If this is true,
R U N !
Run for your life and never look back.
Else you're but wasting your life nutting into the wrong girl. Well IF you fuck at this point. Worst case: getting her preggo.

>>720723878
generic insult

>>720704099
Depends on the kind of fat.
If landwhale with lard falling out of clothing, then yeah, no joke.

Has been molested/raped as a child.
Has been molested/raped as an adult.
Serial cheater.
Met a girl who was all three. She was fun, but next level crazy. Better yet, untreated lol.

>>720703005
Cheers for saving, it's good to see you again

>>720724072
Yeah they can be hot but they'll never love you as much as they love their horses and their father's money

>>720723878
Also shouldn't you be on reddit monitoring some sort of thread concerning women's armpit hair?

>>720723511

>thinking your the only man that would ever put up with a stupid sex habit for money and any other man that would put up with it is a furfag

Embarrassing assumption anon. Nigga, do you even society?

>>720724363
Did you post this as oc?

>>720705247
looks like Breaking Wind

>>720724506

>being this upset

>>720719497
Read it again you dumb cunt

>>720708135
You must be the 12 yr old.

>>720699852
Vagina, if she has a vagina I 360 and walk away.

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>>720723511
>>720723878
>>720724506
>>720724658
>>720724755
>>720725026

>>720705873
Got Dayum

>>720706106
It's like whitesex, but darker.

>>720705873
laaawwwwwwd dat booty

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>>720699852
Im thinking about this but, I cant give a straight answer. Thats because I only ever aim to pump and dump. So whatever characteristic a woman has never get in the way because the relationship will hardly ever last a week. Im just that good of a broken man.

>>720701636
Hope you're talkin new cars here, cause you could literally buy a porsche for 17k

>>720699852
>Princess attitude
>Demandings
>Tries to tell me what and/or how to live my life
>No education past highschool
>smokes pot
>Does any kind of drugs
>No goals