Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>720672753
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
What kind of homosexual faggot wastes their time spamming a avatarfag thread lmao
Claim :o
Ryuuko claimed.
We are preaching our own funerals as we go through this life.
Don't forget that.
>>720690325
is that a carrot -_-
>>720690181 (gardo)
I wouldnt be opposed to it...
>>720689767
Meanie u.u stop highlighting my mistakes.
There are lots since pretty much all muy friends are male, there are some mtf too, but you know...down there they're the same u.u
>>720689820
Geez, i know, i was just teasing you, dummy~
>>720689981
Hmm, care to describe better the tingly part?
Still semi-lurking
>>720690456
that was the first time i did u_u
why are you so gay -_-
>Hamakaze claimed
What is a kikelice?
>>720690456
My precious part down there gets hard and tingly since it craves my waifu when she's posing for me.
>>720690154
I'm not lewd at all, I am a pure and innocent virgin
>>720690169
>AIDS
I'll use a condom, or at least who ever is fucking me will
>biological needs and instincts
I cant get it go for girls, so I guess that covers that
>wellbeing of human race
We are already nearing overpopulation. And with modern medicine I could have a surogate child, possibly with a mix of me and a future husband's DNA to make it our biological child.
Or I could adopt one of the numerous orphaned children in the US
>>720690800
kike + alice
>>720690855
>I'll use a condom, or at least who ever is fucking me will
Thats hot
>>720690855
I N N O C E N T
Sure Franalan
>>720690979
No you
>>720691113
I AM A PURE AND INNOCENT VIRGIN! NAME ONE LEWD THING I HAVE DONE!
>>720690855
Or you could just get a pet because childs are needy and annoying u.u
Kidding, at least childs keep you busy and entertained and make life less boring.
>>720690622
I am not u.u what have i done/said that makes me that much gay?
>>720690838
Perfect way of describing it, that's actually a good thing, a friend i have that's been posting there for a while told me nowadays people are just choosing an avatar to post with instead if getting a waifu, which kinda goes against these whole threads.
>>720690514
If you're posting pics you're not lurking
>>720690799
>glazes the Ham
>>720691238
I'll use a condom, or at least who ever is fucking me will
-fran, 01/29/17 13:17:20
>>720691313
I'm tingly right now, hehe. Should I let my waifu rub it for relief?
>>720691590
If she's really your waifu, you shouldn't even have to ask.
>>720691313
Exactly. A doggo is also good.
>>720691512
I would do safe sex. Saying I will do that isnt exactly lewd
>>720691590
No lewding on threads. Go somewhere else
>>720691313
everything -_-
>>720691663
Forgot picture
>>720691648
Just making conversation. We have a system. ;)
>>720691663
Too late
>>720691362
I said "semi-lurking" comrade.
So, how are you?
>>720691362
>>720691590
You should definitely u.u OR you could keep edging for a while, so when she does rub you it would feel even better.
>>720691678
What if you're just seeing things because you actually want me to be? :3
>>720691663
"Exactly"
It isnt the lewdest, but it is assuredly lewd a f
>>720692164
I've already been edging for a while today, haha. I need to release and get some food!
>>720692164
no -_-
>>720691859
Go fap then. Have a nice time
>>720692220
What is lewd about me wanting to not get AIDS?
>>720690428
Add me and I can get you an invite
ReGardevoir#6476
Claim
>>720692264
You should definitely u.u no way you can walk into a supermarket in these conditions lol.
>>720692373
Awww...why not?
>>720692728
Are you one of the waifu discord group admins? They told me to ask one of the admins if i wanted to get there.
Hnnng
discord drama lol
>>720692946
I am not an admin, but I am veteran enough to have the ability to make invites.
>>720693491
Can i get an invite too? ^.^
>>720693491
Mind inviting me as well? I tend to overlook these threads often
>>720693692
>>720693949
Not trying to be an elitist, but I would need to ask about inviting you two. I've known kneesocks for quite some time so that's the only reason I offered it to him.
>>720692946
Ah, that was nice!
(I have stuff to cook; it's just that the waifu posting was keeping me from leaving my bed haha)
Geez, where is Ika when you need to ask a question :/
>>720694236
Okidoki, don't worry, it's totally understandable, i'll just keep posting for some time then! ^.^
There is literally a mentally retarded nigger who has been screaming in my apartment hallway for hours now
>>720694236
>le elitism meme
Murder claimed.
>>720694815
2elitist4you
>>720694973
Y-You know that can be a bit embarrassing!
>>720695026
Would Gwndolan technically count as a waifu?
>>720694236
Sounds fair
>>720695105
Are they noticeably either male or female?
>>720695105
Why not?
>>720695058
But you're my waifu.
>>720695105
I think it's like asking if lady Oscar would count as husbando, it's up to you, if you're ok with seeing a man who was raised since birth as a girl then you can consider it as a waifu u.u
>>720694401
Oh i see, i'm super bad at cooking so my bf won't probably let me, once i almost set fire to my kitchen because i wanted to heat this pizza and left in in the oven with the cardboard package, lol, i assumed the pizza would've been ready before the cardboard got on fire.
>>720695322
He is male.
But he's literally so feminine his parents raised him as a girl.
>>720695418
Because he's a guy.
But at the same time he's basically girl in almost every aspect of him that's not genetic.
>>720695609
*shrugs*
>>720695466
I have never been anyone's waifu. Are their duties I must fulfill?
>>720695716
He can still be your waifu/husbando I guess.
It's only a matter of using the term you feel is most appropriate.
>>720695736
let me suck your dick
>>720695716
Basically this >>720696098
>>720696272
That escalated quickly!
>>720696705
Look up.
>>720695609
Hehe
>>720696705
could you tell me the truth if i asked you how old you are?
>>720697655
25
Thread is ded
>>720690250
>>720698736
maybe the spammers have intentionally gayed the thread to death and finally achieved their goal
>>720698914
flip flappers Kreygasm
>>720699002
I can't speak for everyone but I'm hardly posting because there is nothing to talk about.
So.. How was your weekend?
>>720697655
Why did you want to know
>>720699551
who even are you?
have you switched recently?
>>720699609
curiosity i guess
i don't believe you though so it went nowhere
>>720699750
You think I am older or younger?
>>720699002
You think that spam is ''gaying'' the thread more than the overabundance of trannies being obnoxious?
>>720699520
>
>>720699844
underage
>>720699910
i guess you're too new to know
>spammers
a group ( i think it was a non coordinated group, maybe it was just one) of people that spammed this thread for some time
(i am not exactly sure how it got that far but...) at some point they declared they'd destroy /waifu/
then some stuff happened and i didn't pay attention
and now the thread is dead (again to be fair)
>gaying
i was obviously referring to the non heterosexual group of anons in these threads
>>720699750
Who I am? What do you expect met to say?
And I've been busy with exams and a ton of other shit the past few weeks. I think the last time I was in one of the threads (not counting today) was all the way back on November? Maybe even October.
>>720699942
Well I have been shitposting on /b/ for 9 years now, so I would have to have been a dedicated shitposter since the age of 8 for me to still be underage
>>720700270
>Who I am? What do you expect met to say?
to tell me that you're either new, old or a heretic
>November
i can't remember you at all
..and it turns out you're neither
>>720700267
I'm too new to know of something that would've killed the thread just minutes ago.
That's a new level of new I guess.
>>720700829
Yup, I'm neither since I randomly drop by every now and then. The main reason why I'm so inactive in these threads is because I often overlook them.
>>720701510
Wait November 2015 or 2016?
>>720701731
Euhm... I am inactive but luckyly not 'that' inactive, so.. 2016.
But even back in November I wasn't too active, I only posted in a few threads.
>>720699551
I dont think we've talked before
>>720699002
Nah its just that time of day.
>>720702225
I've been here since like December 2015. So thats why I haven't really seen you.
>>720702410
>>720702619
I think the only one who kind of recognised me was whoever was posting Alice. But hey, now we've kind of talked.
>>720702619
Who are you again?
>>720703636
Ryuuko.
Also known as eggrolls because I eat eggrolls a lot.
Claim.
>>720703832
>eggrolls
Oh good, its you.
>>720690855
1: Do you have that image bigger?
2: who is that?
3: one true waifu
>>720704238
Say it with me guys
ASTRALIS IS THE E-LEAGUE CS:GO MAJOR CHAMPIONS OF 2017
>>720704527
USAGI GA NIGETERU
>>720704527
Who did they win against?
>>720704697
Virtus.Pro
>>720704527
Assrealis?
>>720704527
>CS:GO in 2017
>>720704745
rip Biceps ;-;
>>720704927
>>720703282
Well then hello newfriend lets continue.
What anime is your waifu from?
>>720705419
>>720705916
Danganronpa, I've only played the games though (the anime is based on them). And by using this character I guess I did kind of spoil a little part of it.
Yours is from mass effect, right?
>>720706611
Huh never hear of it tbh. And yes best mass effect waifu
>>720706864
Always wanted to play them, sadly my amazing laptop runs it terribly.
If you're into mystery games/ anime you might want to give it a try.
it's only 16:30 and I'm super tired
; - ;
>>720707523
Use some coke
>>720707307
Sounds intersting enough. Where are ypu from?
>>720707749
Russia, but I've been living in the Netherlands for over 12 years now.
How about you?
>>720707523
Eat an apple, it might help... but most likely won't.
God damn the threads is moving slow
>>720708221
Well, yeah.
>>720707749
coke as in the soft drink or as in the hard drug?
>>720708184
might as well try :^)
>>720708348
Inject 7 marijuanas or play some Pokemon. Go for that 1% lvl 9 Salamence
Has anyone seen tomoko? She hasn't been on all day and I'm starting to get worried.
>>720708548
Smug will get on in time. Who knows where Lurk or Cdata are.
Good afternoon, folks
>>720709009
Good afternoon!
>>720709009
Welcome and good morning.
>>720708490
Yea, I'll probably play sum pokemon. I have yet to finish my sun version
Claiming my hosbando. mine.
>>720708650
Lewd but what I would do to be in between them...
>>720709136
Heyo, Scarf. How's it going?
>>720709141
Morning? It's well passed noon for me.
>>720709217
Save before you fall asleep.
>>720709348
Enjoy the elf butt. All its good for.
>>720709350
Nearly 9 am here. Im in yo future.
>>720709350
Doing good, yourself?
>>720709009
Good evening mate
>>720709616
Scary stuff. Don't tell me how I die please.
>>720709724
Doing pretty good. Got up, had a game of dota that was pretty good. Thinking of what to eat now.
>>720709736
Evening. Afternoon. How's it?
so this count?
>>720709952
It's always good when those games go well.
Have you decided what you wanted to be?
>>720709952
Couldn't say if I wanted to. Sworn to secrecy and stuff.
>>720709952
I'm bored to death, which means everything is great!
How's your day?
>>720710378
Hmm, right now I want to be not hungry.
But I think I'm going to stick with being a beaner.
>>720710559
Oh, well, so long as I'm kept out of the loop I'm good.
>>720710681
Barely starting. Weekends are always this slow: wake up after noon, think of what to eat, spend the entire day on the computer.
>>720708184
Southern California fpr 4 years Mississippi originally
>>720708348
Your choice really both will wake you up
so claimed
>>720710883
That would be a good start.
What are you gonna eat?
That seems like the less troublesome path.
>>720711429
how old are you?
>>720710883
I think that's how weekends are for most people.
>>720710923
Enjoying living there?
>>720711631
Just turned 18, why?
>>720711462
I'm torn between getting the 2x5 burritos from Del taco, or going to carl's Jr for a cali combo. Carl's jr is further out, and since i have to walk I'll likely just to Del Taco
>>720711720
Yep. Especially when you don't own a car.
>>720711720
Its a good place of you already have your life together and are making good money but not for the averagefag.
>>720711704
>>720711921
Lewd
>>720711770
Just curious. That seems to be the average age here. I think I'm going to go think long and deeply about my life choices right now, and how they brought me here.
>>720712070
We have more in their early 20s. Late 20s is rarer.
>>720712070
Would you be my fwiend~?
>>720711868
Since I assume you're a student, shouldn't you be having some sort of free access to all the public transport?
>>720711971
I'm pretty sure you can have a good life anywhere as long as you are making good money.
>>720711868
I don't know those places.
What's a cali combo?
>>720712395
not this guy but sure
>>720690250
>>720712416
I'm not a student. I've just recently moved back to the US so I'm basically starting my life over. Broke as a mofo, too.
>>720712428
It's just fast food places. Carl's Jr. has a combo called "California Classic" meant to compete with the Double Double from In-n-out, I think. It's not as good, but it's closer to me and fills me up just fine.
>>720712416
True but some places are more "getting started" friendly. Cheaper rent with moderate income. Socal is not one of those places
>>720712802
Never been to an In-n-out either :o
Being filled up for cheap is what truly matters I guess.
>>720712802
Is it really that hard to start anew in US?
>>720712847
As long as you know the right people you don't need too much money. Or maybe that only works in Eastern Europe.
>>720712416
LITERALLY no one cares dude
>>720713242
Yep. And on that note, I'm going to go grab some food.
>>720713522
Not really. I mean, California is expensive af as it is, and I spent a lot of my money building my computer. That's really the only reason I'm struggling with money right now.
Paycheck is coming up, and I'll be all set again.
>>720713522
That sounds European tbh
>>720713783
Have a safe trip!
>>720712495
I want that guy to be my friend.
>>720712341
I'm in my late 20s
>>720712395
Yes
>>720714172
will you let me sit on your lap?
>>720714021
Could i also be your friend?
>>720714172
Im not the oldest then. I normally am. 26 right now.
>>720714466
I don't know.
Are you in your late twenties?
>>720714782
Mid twenties tbh
>tali
>>720714923
Come back when you're 28 years old.
>rena