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For 49 million dollars would you kick a toddler in the head as hard as you can and yell "GOOOOOAAAAAL"? And laugh and point at it crying after?

The toddler can be any race / gender you decide
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would u, /b/?
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well?
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>>720676065
Surely with that amount of money you could get out of any trouble that came from kicking the toddler
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well fuck you too then
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>>720676440

thats true
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>>720676065
I' do it right fucking now for 49 dollars. 49 Million dollars and I'll break both my fucking feet from kicking so many toddlers. Weak ass question OP
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i would do it for free
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>>720676065
I'd do it for a fiver and a pack of McNuggets
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>>720676529
This
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>>720676065
Yes. White 3 year old boy.
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That's a lot to pay to fuck up a toddler, but i suppose if i had the money
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>>720676065
Why the fuck not, be a laugh
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>>720676065
I'd kick my girlfriends kid in the head for fucking free. Kids are assholes
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>>720676635
No dude you're getting paid TO kick the toddler. Dumbass.
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>>720676065
No, I would not murder a kid for money.
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>>720676065
Well... how many genders are there?
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>>720676728
lol, pussy
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>>720676065
Sure the rich never go to jail :-)
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>>720676065
I'd do it for a cheeseburger
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>>720676739
Aha! If there are more than two, I'll happily
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Would /b/ roll around in used needles for one million dollars ?
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>>720676065
i would live my rich life regretting it everyday
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>>720676686
god damn you're retarded
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>>720676822
Hey maan I'll suck ur dick for a endorsed collage football scholarship
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i do it for 10 bucks
where is the tod?
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>>720676924
You're the one who can't read.
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>>720676575
This isn't fucking reddit or tumblr get the fucking out of here normie fags
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>>720676065
>For 49 million dollars would you kick a toddler in the head as hard as you can and yell "GOOOOOAAAAAL"? And laugh and point at it crying after?
No. I don't see any worth in money and kicking a child as hard as I could in the head could kill it. I'm not exaggerating but my strength would kill it if I kicked it as hard as I could in the head. Especially if it was a toddler.
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Yes, yes i would
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>>720676649
>Kids are assholes
Wuz a kid
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>>720676065
Id choose some arab mongrel. Id do it for a chicken nugget. Id wear steelies and it wouldnt be crying afterwards, the parents woulld be tho.
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>>720676065
thats more than i paid for the last time, but sure
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>>720677135
Even though we were all kids at one point, I feel like kids today are a lot more poorly behaved than us 20-somethings were. And it's because of this new generation of shitty fucking parents.
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>>720677259
>And it's because of this new generation of shitty fucking parents.
So is your girlfriend a shitty parent? Wouldn't this mean it's the parents fault then?
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>>720677004
right here buddy
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>>720677075
That's the reason
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>>720677473
ok i kick this ugly fucker for free
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>>720677515
But I don't want to kill a toddler. So I wont.
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>>720677259
As a senior in highschool i can say that kids under 15 werent beaten hard enough
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Fuck it
I dont care if its a beutiful blond haired blue eyed ball of perfection
I could kill the little fucker and get away with it for christ sake
Id go pro.
Id be the pele of kiddie kicking
Shout goal? Fuck no.
Ill go real ham, back flip finisher baby
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>>720677373
Yes, it's the parents fault. My girlfriend isn't a parent. Thank god.
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>>720676065
Implying the toddler would be able to cry after you do that at full force.
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if I could get paid like a modest, average salary (like $40k a year?) I would love to have it as my day job.
it would probably get a bit physically exhausting after a few hours, but I suppose it would be doable.
if only there was a toddler-hating millionaire who would pay me for it as a job.
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>>720677650
Then shouldn't you kick the parent?
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Give me an Arab Muslim Boy. I'll get a running start and decapitate that bitch. One less subhuman for the world; 49 million bucks xfor me.
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>>720677781
No because even though it sucks that they're bad parents, it doesn't change the fact that kids are fucking annoying little shits. Of course I'd never actually do it, mostly because I'd go to prison, but it's nice to think about.
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>>720677781
I wrote the original comment and some assholes pretending to be me. Don't care they're just little people who have license to behave like assholes all the time. If they're not doing bad shit they're loud and annoying. Worst part is everyone around them laps that shit up "aww cute" etc. Not to mention the needyness urgh makes me sick
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>>720677957
I just don't hurt kids. Not that hard. Sure maybe a small punch or slap but never my hardest. I guess my weird morals stopped me there. Unless of course that kid somehow got me extremely angry to the point I'd do my hardest which would be pretty dangerous.
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>>720678032
Oh ok.
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>>720676065
>point at it crying after?
>implying a toddler would survive a kick in the head
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>>720678032
No one is pretending to be you. Get over yourself.
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>>720678110
K bro
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>>720678138
Depends on how hard you actually kick it. Could just cause severe brain damage.
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>>720678159
Yes captain righteous sir...
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>>720676065
I bet I can do that for $49 at Cambodia.
That being said I think I'll keep the money.
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>>720678201
It said as hard as you can.
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>>720677019
Perfect example of stupid people not realizing they're stupid
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dude, if i can get away with it, I'll pay you 49$ to kick a nigger baby in the head. Those tears of laughter would be 100% organic.
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>>720678354
Yeah but what if you're super weak or have a bum leg? Or you kick it as hard as you can but you don't hit the head in such a way that causes death.
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nigger i would fucking rape and mutilate a toddler for 49 million dollars
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>>720678464
2edgy4me
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>>720678456
Then you better try again.
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hey i like pee pees thay are my favorite mee mees hahaha jk ;)

thats edgy nerd.
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>>720678464
Whoa pal, simmer down there. Kicking toddlers in the head is one thing, but that's too far
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>>720678565
I was assuming we only get one chance, but in that case, yeah. Kick until death I guess.
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>>720677615
This. Completely this.
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>>720676065
I guess Id kick a niglett
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>>720678696
I'd kick a jewish niglett.
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>>720676065
For 49 million dollars I'd do all sorts of immoral things.
If you pay me enough 'moral' doesn't exist.
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>>720676856
no
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>>720678778
Would you... cause mass genocide for 18... Billion dollars?
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>>720676856
Yes. I've done so much risky shit with needles in my life that I might as well.
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>>720676065
Hell yeah, it would kill on impact and nobody said it had to be with anyone watching.
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>>720678858
For 18 Billion dollars I'd explode the earth and live to my death in a space craft.
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>>720678891
Don't you want to force the mom to watch?
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>>720678858
Really fucko? You had a chance to make a 6 million joke and didn't take it? Ugh.
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>>720678937
Preferably not, as that would be traumatizing and cruel.
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>>720676649
>my girlfriends kid
found the cuck
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>>720678858
I'd literally start up the gas chambers and start gassing people by the hundreds for 18 billion.
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>>720679035
And say while your doing it "see that? You fucking cunt? This is your fault for being a shitty parent and letting your child annoy everyone. You bitch."
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>The toddler can be any race / gender you decide

Oh. Well then yes.
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>>720678966
I know I had the opportunity, but I didn't take it, it's clear that people that would do it for more than that.
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>>720676440
hahha no. He would die instantly.
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>>720676065
>t. OP is a retarded child
i hope you at least have rich parents because with this type of thinking there's nothing you are going to achieve for yourself
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>>720679194
Meh, I'd do it, but I'd have to kill her afterwards too.
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>>720679060
Kek found the virgin. This anon i can safely say has no life experience. Your cumsock is calling bro, do the world a favour and blow a load on in there and save creating life to the big boys. Faggot.
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>>720676529
i would pay to do it
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>any race/gender

yes i would do it.

fly me over to central africa and i kick it like beckham.

nobody would give a fuck about it and i'm a millionaire afterwards
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>>720679533
Perfect, even better.
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>>720679519

OP here, no sadly i dont have rich parents. also, im 42, almost 43 and don't rely on them anymore lel.
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>>720679702
can't tell if you are 12 or just being retarded.
he called you a cuck and that was the best you came up with?
silence would have been better
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>>720679881
Damn. I thought I was the oldest person on here.
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>>720676065
sure and it doesnt even have to be a nigger ....you can punt them little chinks just as far you know ;)
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>>720679927

Sadly, you aren't.
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The EPA has defined a human life as worth $9.1 million, so yes. For the environment's sake, kick the baby!
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>>720680023
Shit I'm sure that if this place is still around in 10 years I'll be coming here in my 40s too.
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>>720679927
>actually believing he is 42 after reading his posts
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>>720677211
>the parents woulld be tho.
Only if there's a camera around. Sandniggers don't give a fuck about their children, unless they can squeeze propaganda out of it.
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>>720679895
>pulling £65k per annum
>retarded
Carry on sunshine while i rent out your mothers anus and wreck it.
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>>720680096
How did they arrive at this figure?
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>>720680322
I assume they dissected a lot of people, sold the parts, and averaged the values.
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>>720681303
Nobody fucking cares pleb.
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>>720676869
very good!
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>>720683073
Am newfag. Who is this Kimmo Aim you call.
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Depends if I got in any trouble for it afterwards
If no then I'd kick it as hard as I could
Also would choose to kick a male muslim toddler.
That way I would actually save a lot of lives if I kicked hard enough
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>>720680295
At least my wife's kids are mine and I spend the majority of my day doing what I love
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>>720676065
Yes
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>>720683977

Good
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>The toddler can be any race / gender you decide
Yes, I would kick a little nignog in the head for $5
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>>720676474
>49 Million dollars and I'll break both my fucking feet from kicking so many toddlers

kek. I like you.
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>>720684841
>not a jew
You are a disgrace to us all
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You say that if any of us could afford that.
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>all this edge
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As long as I saw the money transferred to my bank account I would make the kid look like pic related.
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