>be out with friends >2 girl friends appear >look at

Follow your dreams.

Shoot them in the face with brand new LASER BEAM AR-2000 WITH 875 CLIP AND LASER SPEED OF 7 MINUTES PER HOUR MADE OF DIAMONDS AND OTHER STRONG METALS

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>>720675917
how

>>720676083
Kill yourself. You said that's what you want to do.

>>720675799
rape them, eat their feces and then kill yourself

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>>720676129
i see

>>720675799
Talk to me sweetie. what is it that makes you feel like a fucked up thing. why do you resent yourself so much? why do you fell the need to copare yourself to others?

>>720676327
Because I'm a gross fuck man

Either do something to change it, shut the fuck up and accept it, or fucking kill yourself. Simple.

Know your place mere human

>>720676463
Fuck you

>>720676419
what makes you think you are gross? where is all the doubt about yourself coming from? you see yourself as a loser to life. you think that you are undeserving of love. why? what have you commited? tell me more about yourself.

>>720676493
then what is my place among other mere humans

should i not even feel like i fit in

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>>720676574
I just don't like the way I am

>>720676040
Thanks, Billy Mays

>>720676708
well dear, i figuered as much but could you please go into a little more detail please? what iis ist? physical appearance? personality?

>>720676897
I love my personality

It's physical you're right

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>>720675799
Is there a point or question in this thread?

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>>720676897
> Thinking this is reddit
Find your personal space somewhere else, faggots

>>720676499
Kek. Listen here newfriend, I dont know if you've picked up on this... but /b/ isn't the place to seek trigger free, cuddly loving advice. Go the fuck to tumblr and weep over your keyboard you sackless bitch.

>>720677057
he's biting, you egg
shut up and watch

>>720676963
well then, there is something we can work with :)
is there anything specific you dont like? how does it make you feel when you focus on that thing about yo that is ugly?

>>720677109
Fuck off, I don't want to get the aids from this thread, I have to do something

>>720677057
would you please let me do my hannibal lecter routine? jeezus

>>720677188
Read the op and the comparison I'm drawing and it should be blatantly obvious

>>720677108
Get out of my thread!

>>720677263
> Delusional nigger thinks he can bring the funny

>>720677265
well then op. i see now. You think that you are being looked at as inferior when compared to thes cute girls dont you? it makes you mad doesn'T it? how dare these cute girls hurt you this way? makes you angry doesn't it? you feel the need to punish them...

>>720677477
Well I'm a dude so how can I even be compared

>>720677477
with their cute petite sitting. there legs crossed with such false innocence? How dare they make people think bad of YOU?! they need to learn a lesson...

>>720677594
Enough of this. Tits or gtfo fatso

>>720677594
because they are enchanting. like a snake. making people think they are the good guys while really they are using them to hurt you...

>>720677655

>>720677729

I have no tits

>>720677729
you need to punish them. teach them a lesson. reveal the truth for everyone to see.
punish them. You have to destroy them. Or theyll never leave you alone. and youll never be free from their evil. Punish them

>>720677828
Fucking hell faggot you are so unfunny it's giving me asscancer. GTFO and die

>>720677928
im not trying to be funny.

it has to be done...

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>>720678023
The cringe is strong in this one

No one gets it?

>>720677828
*snickers nafariously* *adjusts fedora* "heh, m'lady will never see it coming, that devious concubine. I'll show her!" *chugs mountain dew*

>>720678115
nah c`mon an, let a dude have some fun fucking around xD

hey op, if you haven't shanked those bitches yet, you are ugly, so is the majotity of mankind. gtf over it

>>720678366
I don't give a fuck about having sex with them

>>720678366
I am letting a dude have some fun fucking around.
And that dude would be me, faggot

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This is now a cringe thread

>>720676708
are you finnish? you're great

>>720679247
How am I great?

>>720679354
You're not

>>720678921
amen /b/rotha

>>720679354
finland is great

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>>720678921
Don't kid yourself, this was a cringe thread from the getgo

>>720675799
>>720676083
>>720676251

The sooner you realize that having confidence in your ugly skin matters more than acting like you're damaged goods, the sooner you will uncross those legs.

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>>720679775
When you're right, you're right.

post a pic of your face
or dick

>>720680061
I'm not even saying I'm ugly

>>720679478
Yees funland not filled with negros like cuck land sweden

>>720676419
I recognize that word styling. You are either asian or south american right?
Listen dude, youre worrying about it too much.
If you look around you will see chicks with ugly fucking guys. Short, fat ugly, poor, it doesnt matter.
If u are rich you think they want men who look better.
If u were good looking u think the women want money instead.
They just want to be useful so just use them and theyll be doing their job. Just go hit on them all the time and some will be sluts who want to feel sexy by fucking someone

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>>720680283
Fucking snowflakes man, how many times do you have to be dropped on the head for that to happen

>>720680471
Because I'm a gross fuck, man

Note the comma. I'm a native speaker from Finland

I'm just lying in bed and tired and not really up for cohesive language

so op are you gonna post a pic?

>>720680592
And I don't want to fuck the chicks I don't give a fuck about them sexually speaking

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>>720676708
>not eating the crust
yeah.i see why you should kill yourself now

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>>720680501
Not enough because they're still coherent enough to write shit like that.

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>>720680777
Trips confirm

>>720680219
>I love my personality
>It's physical you're right

You literally said you feel inferior because of your physical appearance.

Did you know that girls would take a confident 5 / 10 over a some pussy 9 /10?
When you're on your death bed you'll wish that you realized that it doesn't matter how you look, it's how you act and present yourself. And with how you're describing yourself in this thread right now, it sounds like you havent got some in a while, which is probably because you already think that you don't deserve love or attention.

I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but seriously think about it.

>>720680952
I don't care about women

>>720680891
oh daaaayum

>>720681016
It sounds like you don't care about women because you think they don't care about you.

It sounds like you're angry at the whole female population

op
please
face or dick

>>720681147
yes pls

>>720681131
Ugh I'm not a fucking incel loser who hates women

Dude, women are just women and I'm not a woman.

>>720681131
It's not that I'm angry at them, women just don't see me for the complex guy that I am. They're all blind

>>720681318
Lol fuck off you're not me you gay ass cuck

>>720675799
There's really two types of people in this world, which each division breaking down further. There's moral driven, and moral devoid. It's not really something I have a write up on, or even a solid basis. But everyone I've met divides there. I'm not so much morally driven, whereas a lot of my family is.

>>720681231
>realise you're a fucked up thing and never be like them just you fucked up
>want to die

You're right, you will never be like them because you are a man. A man that claims he has no inferiority complex and doesn't hate women but yet wants to kill himself when he sees women just being themselves.

lol.

fuck off fake op
post pics real op

>>720681231
>>720681318
jesus fucking christ OP. You're hopeless and just an overall fucking faggot.

>>720681624
lol the second post is not me fucking fag

>>720681513
You can't call yourself a cuck if you don't even get pussy.

>>720681795
Dude I don't care about getting pussy

>>720681858
then whats the point of this fucking thread.

op
naama tai kyrpä
kiitos

>>720681704
Even if that post "wasn't you", you've proven time and time again in this thread that you're the ultimate beta cringe lord with no balls. Kill yourself

cute dog btw

>>720681965
Haha no balls

I wish

>>720681965
/thread

>>720682022
Thx

OP, explain what the actual point of all of this is in one coherent statement or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>>720682323
I wanna be a trap

>>720675799
>OP wants to be the cute girl
Listen up faggot.

I'll only type this once because it's my only time in /b/ in years and I happened to stumble upon your pathetic joke of a thread.

You are a MAN. Despite what the modern feminist media tells you, men are NOT supposed to be cute.

Women are CUTE and WEAK.
Men are UGLY and STRONG.

Embrace what you are, man the fuck up, and stop being a faggot. Many women would die for the chance to be as strong and clear-headed as men, but they will never be, no matter how much they whinge and whine and write feminist slam poetry about it.

At the end of the day, Strength is the highest form of beauty. Women need us more than we need them.

Embrace what you are, get to lifting and man the fuck up.

>>720682466
no

>>720675799
i feel you. been with a girl friend to zumba on friday to try it out. it was really fun while i did it but seeing all these woman and then myself in the mirror ruined my weekend. i almost started crying while doing groceries yesterday and i still feel like i want to die.

op post pics or tell us about yourself
i'm getting bored

>too big of a bitch to be a man
>too much dick and balls to be a woman

Looks like you're fucked OP.

>>720682774
Why do you want pics?

What do I tell about myself?

I'm a 5'2 100 pound 18 yo faggot who's almost graduating and moving out alone hopefully

>>720683021
en osaa muodostaa ihmisistä kunnollista mielipidettä ilman ulkonäköä
like what do you like to do

>>72068325

What do I do? I listen to music and I'm bored

>>720683438
what music

>>720683569
I dunno Bowie?

>>720683606
who u asking the question too d

unrelated question
does listening to slipknot make me an edgy faggot

>>720683861
Whay i don't know it's just a idk thing

op why are you so small

>>720676040
>CNN

>>720684502
Small? I just am

>>720684767
did you eat the pizza by yourself

>>720684919
Pretty much I usually eat half of it and then over the next day or two I eat the rest of it

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what's that

>>720685132
It's a guitar

Not in a playable status though I have 2 good ones in my room

>>720685317
3 guitars? why

>>720685457
Because so

What city do you live in

>>720685578
Kajaani

>>720685471
>>720685682
Don't give very good answers for an OP

THREAD IS DEAD
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Well op you seem like a pretty cool guy, don't be so insecure

>>720685876
I'm less insecure about myself than about my body which is not because of some fucking beta I can't get a gf fag reason

>>720680101
I feel sorry for people like this. Like they clearly try to dress smart and suave because they've seen people on tv/film that dress like it and they want to emulate. But they just go overboard and can't pull it off and just don't really seem to realise that.

>>720686128
so what are you insecure about again
or is it anything specific

>>720679599
>do me a solid

>>720686357
Guess it's gender dysphoria

can you post a pic (with no face if you want)? i'm really curious about what you look like

i don't really know what to say haha, but i hope you don't feel too bad :)

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>>720686720
haha sure

fuck these jeans though they should be black

>>720687263
What's drumdial

>>720687673
i fucking knew you would ask jesus help me

its a drumhead tuner, you adjust the tightness of the drumheads, changing the pitch of the sound they make when they're banged

>>720687767
Wow how many instruments do you play haha

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theres my shit

i dont even play the drums because they take so much space. i just bang when i can.

as for the guitars, the fender is my favorite i dont really care much about the LTD despite spending about a grand on it but it's still a good guitar

it was nice talking to you op :) you're a cool dude

>>720688480
where are you going? will we meet again?

>>720688562
well i haven't eaten in five hours so yeah haha
perhaps, some day

>>720688686
i havent eaten in like 15 hours or something because i got so fucking drunk and high last night because i didnt want to come home because my "family" was raiding my room and just driving me into a corner

well /b/ros heres the story one of many of my fuck ups and now the song Jessies Girl brings me the feels

>be me
>be in HS (yes you can be 18 and be in HS you autistic fucks)
>inb4 MODS MODS UNDERAGE B&
>me and friend go bowling (we do often)
>he gets high score of 233
>post it on sc
>girl messages me with story pic 'you suck'
>not being a full autismo I know she isn't being mean
>conversation continues
>we eventaully go bowling
>fuckyes.jpg
>gotta wait a week though
>cantfuckingwait.png
>probably my happiest week of 2016
>we go bowling
>have a good time
>never message her after that
>I'm really good at convincing myself people (girls) don't like me until it's to fucking late
>ff a month
>message her (friend and I got custom balls he just got his I had mine for a bit)
>say at least you can beat anon
>says she beat me (yeah by 1...didn't say that though not a full autismo)
>eventually say rematch?
>she says 'eh maybe if I'm up for it (insert that laughing emoji)
>rightinthefeels.jpg
>well shit there goes that plan
>I say it doesn't have to be bowling
>she never took interest in bowling as much as me and my friend did (surprised she went acutally)
>Oh? lol (laughing emoji)
>well fuck
>never message her again
>now I realize she was interested in me
>now I won't get to be with her (I may still people for some reason dump her shes a blonde 10/10)
>can't do anything about it
>I fucked up /b/ (like I always fucking do when it comes to girls)

aw i hope you'll gain some confidence in yourself, i don't have any tips tho haha but just know you're not alone with your problems mate

ok bye bye now op :)

>>720676708
at least you have a cute pupper

>>720688828
> because because because
Bro, get your shit together. That was a mess of a run-on sentence. It's no wonder people can't stand to be around you.

>>720689727
dude it's 2 becauses

and idk people dont really mind my presence